Official Console Power Rankings:
1. Switch
2. XBOX One
3. PS4
>>708654823
>mobile
>no specs released
>720p
fucking aids. such. aids.
>foot long tablet
>80% of it is all bezel
fuck this faggot shit.
>>708654823
You my friend, have good taste
>>708654823
Official Gaming Rankings
1: PC, for the 36th year in a row
2: Who gives a shit
>>708654823
To low spec for real titles on tv
To cumbersome for mobile
In the trash it goes.
>>708654823
Always PC and Nintendo.
Literally no use for the other shit.
I actually quite like it. PC is always superior compared to traditional consoles, so it's smart to offer something that PC can't do.
1) PC
2) Emulators
UMAD
>>708657822
Didn't consider this, nice evaluation
>>708654823
1) AMD
>>708657822
this, but lets hope it isn't a shit fest like the wii u
1) Super Wi
2) Super polystation 2
3) Game theory Admiral
what makes switch so unique ? and why nvidia shield isnt that ?
>>708658176
Pc can do it. Nvidia shield, steam link. Broadcasting you pc games to a more mobile device isn't new or unique. I'm playing heavily modded skyrim streamed to my living room tv.
>>708657984
not even n64 emulator runs 100% smoothly.
>>708658382
o u can broadcast to the subway? faggot.
>>708658439
Uhhh what the fuck are you playing them on N64 an PS1 are buttery smooth for me.
does someone know a WORKING psp emulator for Galaxy S7?
>>708654823
my family computer has 900 games in one cartridge. Beat that.
>>708658584
Seriously. Whoever can't get the n64 shit to work properly is on a pc from 2004 or is severely autistic.
PC is for lonely fucks that don't leave their shitty rooms or mom's basement. High graphic content makes up for loneliness. Always playing with themselves.
Console is for the living room where friend hang out. Meant to entertain a group. Engaging multi-player games.
tl;dr PC is for lonely fucks
>>708658584
Play Paper Mario on an emulator. Runs like dog shit no matter how good your specs are.
>>708658471
>>708658730
Sums it up perfectly
>>708654823
i have fallen in love with this, i wish i could afford it
>new thing
>/b/ hates it because /b/
Happens every time.
>>708658730
>i can't afford a high end pc
>>708658848
thank you
>>708658730
shitty console tier salty about pc masterrace
>>708658730
>>708658730
>my mom wont buy me a good pc
>>708659003
i think you're stuck with magic or pokemon cards then
>>708654823
Holy fuck that controller looks horrific
>>708658471
What kind of man child plays video game when he's not home? If you do that's bordering on an addiction.
>>708654823
Nintendo switch?
Like how all the casuals switched away from
Nintendo after the Wii?
>>708659093
this guy >>708659003 could use a magic/pokemon card player.
>nintendo
>no pc releases
Might as well just not exist at all.
>>708654823
The fuck is this shit?
>>708658382
Those aren't exactly mobile devices.
>>708659143
someone who commutes, periods of downtime between work/school, or is in long ass lines.
plethora of reasons.
>>708659261
What does "mobile" even mean in this context?
Nothing. It's a buzword to get retards exited about something for no reason.
>>708659357
Have you tried interacting with oh, I don't know, people? Put down the vidya and get a real life.
>>708654823
So this is what nintendow did with the poke go money?
>>708659536
*gigs* (short for giggle)
>>708659414
1.
able to move or be moved freely or easily.
"Anon has a major weight problem and is not very mobile"
2.
of or relating to cellular phones, handheld computers, and similar technology.
"the next generation of mobile networks"
the literal definition you fucknut
>>708659414
Can you play with those in a train or an airplane? How about in some remote cottage with no electricity?
>>708659536
easy grandpa
if i'm waiting at the airport or on a plane, why should i have to make small talk? no different than reading a book, magazine, or newspaper.
>>708659414
You know goddamn well what that means faggot or you're a fucking retard
>>708659414
you mad because you can't take your pc with you on road trips or some shit?
mobile means you can take your shit somewhere other than your fucking house
"mobile" is not a buzzword in this context, dickweed
>>708659581
they didn't really get any substantial money from poke go, because they licensed the IP to the developer Niantic.
https://www.engadget.com/2016/07/25/nintendo-pokemon-go-shares-stock-fall/
>>708659780
>>708659704
>>708659685
>>708659671
>Mad nintencucks
>>708654823
There will be an initial surge of sales as the Nintendo fanboys all buy one and then sales will fall off a cliff just like the wii u. Just wait and watch. Nintendo is so irrelevant it's painful. Mark my words this will be their final piece of living room hardware they make.
>>708654823
Remember that time when every Tendofag brags about the DS being superior to the PSP ?
Here we go again
>>708658730
You don't have your PC in the living room? Sad fag.
>>708659780
I own a laptop, thanks.
>>708659970
>upset at a lack of understanding for simple words
>>708659970
>blatant damage control for being retarded
>>708659780
Are you, little man, kind of angry about how grown men aren't forced by their parents to go outside
>inb4 cavemen argument
>>708660128
yeah? and how comfortable is it to play games on it at an airport, or in a car? tablet maybe, but not a standard laptop.
nice try though
>>708660350
I have a wireless Xbox controller dingus.
>>708660300
>admitting to being a hermit
way to go
What a piece of shit!
Where are my beat em ups and men's games?
>>708660438
still doesn't mean shit when you have to find a spot to put your actual laptop
>>708660489
>going outside
>playing
pick one
That ad made me laugh so much, when the girl go out
>>708659000
actually /b/ answeres are much better that /v/ "lelelele never ever" "lol consolwars" and other retardes staments
>>708660624
you don't have access to a lap?
>>708656115
900p tablet 1080p docked
Where does everyone keep getting 720 from?
>>708658730
tl;dr I'm a fucking idiot that doesnt know shit
>>708660624
You mean like a lap ?
>>708660875
sorry to hear that anon.
get better soon
>>708660707
this is more for playing during long travels, or to just more easily take a system with you if you're gonna visit family for a weekend or some shit.. i'm not gonna be some dickhead who goes to the park to play the latest zelda, that's fucking stupid
>>708660875
What doesn't he know? I hook a console up and pop a disk in and bam I'm good to go.
>>708660624
Oh no it's retarded!
>>708654823
Haven't bought a console in 6 Yeats. But I am getting a Switch
>>708661089
I guess we all make stupid decisions sometimes.
>>708660775
>>708660898
and how stable is your lap in the back seat of a car with bumps or turns on the road? how comfortable is it sitting in a stationary chair, with a laptop on your lap, and you holding your controller above the keyboard like you have goddamn t-rex arms?
I'm not an autistic man child that has to play video games 24/7. I play games at home and that's it.
>>708661220
how stable is it when the airplane flies inverted?
how stable is it when you're getting mugged?
how stable is it during a tsunami?
how stable is it when i'm weeping because i'm a lonely fuck?
>>708657822
What are laptops
>>708661361
Shut the fuck up it's Nintendo
>>708661392
that's the best you can do?
Price 399. Yeah right nindnto
>>708661460
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laptop
Can't you use Google?
>>708661470
So what, are you saying Nintendo is only for man children? Because you're right
PC is still better than all of them
>>708661689
I SAID ITS NINTEDER
>>708661534
you got rekt m8, sit down
20/10 thread le master troll normie fag.
>>708661780
Fuck no you virgin. Xbox >>> all
>>708661888
Trips of Truth
>>708658737
the problem lies in the ROM, not in the performance or parts of the computer.
>>708661888
>>708654823
BOARD GAME MASTER RACE!!!
> great for family and friends
> encourages socialization
> 1 time investment with occasional add=on packs
> don't need internet or tv
>>708660014
Tbh, and I'm not even a nintendo fan, but I think the 3ds is better than the psp/ps vita.
>>708662226
No u
#triggered
>>708661843
if you could elaborate on how, that'd be cool
i made simple, valid points. to which you replied "WHAT IF THERE'S A TSUNAMI OR AN EARTHQUAKE"
yeah, no shit thing would shake during those events. but a regular car ride?\
and you didn't even have anything to say when i stated how stupid you'd look sitting in a chair, like a short-armed faggot.
if you got nothing of value to contribute, you can always go fuck yourself
>>708662288
i think most people would agree
>>708662344
>you can always go fuck yourself
uMad levels have hit the roof
>>708662597
and the fact that you still aren't giving any counter arguments is evidence that you're upset that you lost this one.
you're handling losing like a kid and you're just embarrasing yourself dude
>>708654823
>PC
>PC
>PC
I can emulate absolutely anything on it.
Suck it fags
Has anyone played a deck building game? If not, I recommend starting with DC Heroes. Fun and easy for people to pick up and play.
>>708663026
Seriously, are you so insecure that you actually want to be proven right on /b/? Fuck.
>>708663026
the fact that you keep responding means its obvious you are a mad little bitch
>>708663062
we all know that isnt true
>>708661052
I hook a PC up, download steam and bam I'm good to go.
>>708654823
Have you played the switch yet? Impressive that you can review it already.
>>708662267
What are you a fgt
>>708654823
HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN PLAY SKYRIM ON IT
10/10 best console
>>708663542
So we're both happy? I don't see the problem here.
>>708663843
Portable Skyrim
>>708663157
did you not also want to be "proven right" when you made your comments?
but because you had nothing to say, you resorted to calling me insecure.
pretty hypocritical
>>708663796
i like to think of myself as the GAMES KEEPER.
>>708663312
and your response means what exactly?
>>708661220
>how stable is your lap in the back seat of a car
I wouldn't know because i'm not a manchild in the backseat of a fucking car playing video games.
good point tho.
>>708663922
Just an observing anon, not the guy you were discussing with
>>708661460
Let's see you play the newest Nintendo exclusives on your laptop.
>you can't
>>708663856
Me neither!
/b/ro anons, amirite?
This alone makes it appealing
okama gamesphere!
>>708664172
this is a red herring. wii u had similar support and turned to shit. they need an install base. also autodesk and havok dont make games.
>>708654823
>>708656834
samefag.
>>708657212
/thread
>>708663911
Doesn't mean shit if I can't run my mods on it. I won't play skyrim without weapon, armor and creature mods.
>>708657984
Pretty sure this is a 4cylinder what the fuck is this ugly pos?
>>708663980
All I see is "I'm a fagot"
>>708664564
this isnt a cringe threat
>>708664040
>never wanting to play video while shitfaced being driven home in a taxi or uber
>>708663476
I emulated GTA 5 PS4 version for free with zero issues.
You mad?
>>708658730
>not hooking your pc up to the tv in the living room via hdmi
>2016
>Ishygddt
>>708664564
What the fuck are you doing
>>708664773
Hahahahahahaha ahahahahahaha
OMG I'M GOING TO DIE! I CANT HANDLE IT! JESUS CHRIST!
Some of us actually have girls to be with after a night out.
>>708664776
I tried to emulate your mom's butt, but no human computer can handle that much.
>>708664773
dude... why the hell do you have video games on you if you're "out partying"?
>>708664776
But can it emulate a girlfriend?
>>708659143
Oh you're right fuck gameboys right?
>>708659143
And I guess reading on the subway is borderline addiction? You think books should be tethered to people's homes? Stop trying so hard to be right. It's really embarrassing.
>>708664773
my whole argument this thread was for when you have nothing to do.. but if you were "partying" then you were doing something. spend that time reflecting on the fun you had or some shit
>>708659685
How the fuck would you charge it if you're in a cottage with no electricity? Nintendo's been using rechargable batteries since the GBSP.
>>708664172
like the only devs on there that are actually appealing are marvelous and atlus, and they already just make their games for other consoles so why should i pick a WiiU2 over something else
>>708665728
Charge it before you go there.
>>708657360
i agreh
i like ps4 for exclusives but unless you desperately want to play most of them i wouldnt get one
like there is a lot of doo doo stuff about it
>>708665477
I never said out partying. I said drinking. Sometimes I go behind a liquor store and drink everything I bought. Because I hate myself. Then I wanna play some vidya
I think it's a neat idea. I don't think the quality of a game is limited by the graphical capabilities of the hardware. All of you who don't want it just because the tits of your waifus might not be quite as perfectly round as on your pc than it would be on this console really need to know what video games are actually about yknow.
id maybe get one, it sounds kinda cool
a little worried about framerates
i've spent quite a bit of time playing on a ps vita and i would never play it without grips, gets super uncomfortable after a while and i think it would be the same with the switch when you've got it attached to the screen
nd 2 player sounds really really cool
>>708666071
then you might need another thread man.. this was for us ppl talking about the pros and cons of the new nintendo system vs other shit
>>708660786
people believed the fake leaked specs. nintendo hasnt said anything about the hardware
>>708658238
what was bad about wii u?
>>708666602
it's existence and false promises
>>708665938
And then you're limited by battery life relative to the length of your stay. I imagine Skyrim's going to suck that battery dry like a Taiwanese whore offered double her usual service fee.
I remember the power outages during Hurricane Charley. Days of no power, and I was the only kid with a GBA when everyone else had an SP. Joke was on me, though - no backlit screen.
>>708666691
Well obviously playing Skyrim on a mobile device is either not possible or smart. Personally I don't have nor want a mobile gaming anything, because I enjoy the simplicity of cottage life as is.
>>708664530
to each his own
>>708667241
>>708667241
Then get a much better console for the same price.
>>708660786
Where are you getting 900p from? Nintendo hasn't said shit about the controller screen.
>>708662226
Did the bait taste good anon?
>>708667441
Why would I buy a console? I already have a PC.
