New secrets thread.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New secrets thread.
Shared cousins nudes and got caught.
Not much happened, but feels bad man.
>>708621989
i lie on the internet. a lot.
i also have sex with my mother.
Found my parents' homemade sextape. Jerked off to it. Showed it to friends. Made a copy for personal pleasure. Mom has no idea. Hope she enjoys being a secret pornstar!
>>708622155
Kek
Ive helped 3 past gfs to have sex with a friends dog
>>708621989
>Im addicted to methamphetamine
Aaand thats about it really.
>>708622094
Do you still have them?
>>708621989
I fap to this, only I imagine her gagged and bound with duct tape and stinking of sweat.
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>>708622175
Share please. Make her a superstar!
Years ago caught sight of my step mother naked by accident, opened the door and she was there didn't say anything and pretended it never happened, she was in her 40s, look better than most woman in the 20s and she had two kids.
I let my dog toss my salad and lick my balls.
Until she died of cancer ;_;
I lost my virginity to my high school teacher. I was 15 at the time she was 32.
I'm a guy and I anally masturbate in almost every public toilet I can find, sometimes for hours in one session
Also I want a little girl to take with me on such an adventure and watch her excitement while she's completely naked and drenched next to an old man pissing, seperated by just a thin stall door
>>708622395
If your dog died from cancer after licking your balls how long do you expect to live?
I don't wipe my ass after I take a shit.
>>708622544
:O
>>708622484
Could you greentext that for us? Do it for /b/
>Had sex with a passable transgender girl and sucked her/his dick.
I would do it again if the girl was hot enough and I would obviously have sex with a biological girl but the idea of sticking my dick in a post-op transgender girl is disgusting to me. Its pretty much an rotting hole.
Am I gay?
I want to breastfeed adults and pretend they're my babies
>>708622503
You must be that guy from Ua wearhouse
I believe my gf of 2 months is cheating on me. I can't say anything unless the stress affects the 8 month pregnancy.
>>708622634
Yup
>>708622260
yeah. deleted them at first. Then eventually I got horny again and found them on my Drive.
>>708622634
Yes, but who the fuck isn't kind of gay nowadays?
My chad friend who bangs mad bitches told me earlier this year about how he started fapping to tranny porn(it was a drunken convo i dont remember how it came up).
It's just the sex crazed age we live in.
Voting for Clinton even though I'm against everything she stands for, because I want those nuclear bombs dropped.
>>708622707
who?
Spend the night at best friend, both get drunk. Find envelope with $5k in it. Steal the money.
>>708622760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEngGaEVPJE
>>708622760
post more please!?
>>708622988
dubs
but what are you trying to say
>>708623089
here yah go
im half black
my mom and dad are both white
never brought it up. live life like normal
>>708623165
oh boy
>>708623165
hahaha
So before the old thread died, some anon basically said the Merrell twins get fucked by their dad.
If you're here, anon, confirm please.
my mom is definitely a ''milf''
she is also very ''slutty/horny'' to put it into /b/ terms.
not into incest or anything but still
>>708623165
No, your dad is black, and he's out there somewhere.
>be 20
>going to waterpark for 9001th time
>decide to act on groping fantasy and make waterpark a bit better than normal
>dis gon b gud.jpg
>boner in waterpark for all dem grills
>start lurking in wavepool stalking for victims
>wavepool packed to the brim providing valid cover for covert operations
>wait for waves to kick up to large waves
>go in for the kill.png
>grope 13-14 year old girls ass viciously she
>she knows.jpg
>abort to maintain cover to finish the mission
>find another juan
>titsorgtfo.png
>wait for waves to kick up again to go for it
>aggressively groped 14-15 year old tits in wavepool with people all around somehow not noticing and fucking around in waves
>fuckyeah.bat
>call it a day realizing the amount of risk I've already committed to is insane, and honestly shocked I didn't get caught
>can't tell whether should do again
>still a kissless virgin @ 22
>inb4 degenerate
>>708622634
In all honesty as long as you enjoy what you do who the fuck cares.
>>708622634
No, bisexual.
FUCKING RETARDS
Gay people are attracted the the SAME GENDER.
So are you a tranny? NO FUCKING RETARD.
Gay men are attracted to MEN and BOYS, NOT passable transgender people.
>>708623265
How is that a secret? You're not even hitting that shit.
>>708623504
Transgenders are males.
As a femanon, I can only orgasm from something huge, and I don't mean "a big dick".
I fist myself every night, sometimes with both hands, or with 3-4 toys inside me at the same time.
Guys still brag about how "tight I am" even though I'm to the point I can spit on my fingers and get my entire fist inside me easily, and I love it.
Are guys retarded?
>>708623579
It's more a secret to my friends who thinks she's a milf, that she's actually ''slutty''
>>708623620
tits or gtfo and no1 cares
>>708623504
I just call bisexual people gay(myself included) because it's basically the same thing.
If you like dick youre a fag, it's that simple
>>708623608
Yes, biologically, but they look like girls, NOTHING that a gay man would like.
>>708623620
Guys will say/do anything for sex m8y. Whats the biggest thing you've stuck in there?
>>708623620
They are probably just telling you what they think you want to hear, just like you tell them you camever didn't though their penis isn't fist sized
>>708623504
I'm pretty sure its called pansexueel, or something like that. its defently not bisexueel.Becouse bisexueel is a sexuelity where your atracted to boys and girls. woman and men, This does not include trans people.
>>708621989
When I am depressed all I do is eat, vomit and masturbate. I spent the last 4 days doing that. Feel fat, useless and dirty.
>>708623729
Just admit that you're gay anon-kun it's not a big deal.
>>708623729
They don't look like girls, they look like crossdressed boys.
>>708623620
tits or gtfo
>>708623822
I'm already gay.
>>708623824
Not all of them.Google Sarina Valentina, Bait Jail
>>708623739
Both fists.
>>708623759
But I've never said that, usually I'm just on my phone browsing the internet.
>>708621989
I relapsed on opiates. Nobody but my coworker knows yet, but it's starting to get bad.
>>708623858
Can you feel your pelvis bones when you have 2 arms up in there?
>>708623775
Dude can you even type? 12 year old Dutch fag
>>708623822
Why there is always a gay who pretends to be heterosexual because he likes traps? They say: hey, I'm attracted to boys, it means I'm straight.
>>708623959
Uh, i what way? I can feel the pressure against my pelvis, but it's not like poking my hip bone, there's a lot more squish between my hands and my pelvis.
>>708623915
Try smoking some herb if you haven't already, it's kinda like opiates-lite imo
>>708624062
How did all this start? Did you just get bored one day?
>>708621989
I'm currently wearing a diaper and trying not to wet myself.
Wheres that dude who cums in his sisters food from last thread?
>>708623165
which half?
>>708622838
>but who the fuck isn't kind of gay nowadays
me, faggot
I'm batman
Screwed up the relationship with my sister. Me and my sis were together in a hotel room for a family vacation and in the night i got pretty horny. Have had a thing for her for years and once almost creeped on her in her room when she was sleeping.
This night i felt a big urge to make a move on her, so tried to suppress it by fapping in the bathroom, which unfortunately didnt work. So finally when i thought she was sleeping grabbed her by the ass. She rolled away very quickly, thats where i came to my senses again. On the next day i pretended like nothing happened, but since then i distanced myself emotionally from her. We used to be like best friends, now we barely speak to each other.
>>708624308
I know that feel, bro.
>>708624308
You're not, fag
>>708623993
echt he
Had sex with a guy, I bottomed, just to see what it was like. He never hit any pleasure spots and ended up being a flop. Kinda want to do it again to see if some one can actually analy pleasure me.
>>708624286
I'm here, whats up.
>>708624493
Femanon?
>>708624286
>tfw you'll never know if he pulls it off
Good luck anon
>>708624482
Ja overduidelijk
>>708624520
Have you ever sniffed her panties?
>>708622333
>nice dubs trips
>post a pic...
>>708624493
Just get a dildo and hit your prostate, you'll like it.
Probably
>>708624525
Nope :p
>>708624161
Basically. Tried masturbating a few times, wasn't really into it, tried seeing how many fingers I could fit, managed to get my entire fist after some work, came for the first time.
Now I can only cum from something like it. Hence the cycle continues.
>Be on holiday with gf family
>middle of nowhere, no power only candle
>one night super horny
>sneak into gf room half drunk
>proceed to lift covers and jump in
>cover her mouth
>penetrate her
>hear grunting
>going 200mph
>cum instantly
>suddenly a torch goes on
>gf standing at door looking in horror
>look at bed
>see her dad
>jump out the window and run like hell
Literally ended the relationship there and then. Occasionally get a call from her dad asking to hook up. feels bad
As a femanon, I am ashamed to admit I can only cum from anal
>>708624870
Why be ashamed? guys love anal.
>>708624734
>mfw a girl doesnt know what a clit is
>>708625004
Fun fact: Many women can't cum from clitoral stimulation alone just like many women can't cum from penetration.
>>708624870
tits or gtfo
>>708624556
Yeah I have. There's usually not much on them though. I usually just fap with her dirty pair around my dick. dont do it all the time though.
>>708624996
Because every guy I have been with finds it "unnatural".
I like when girls fart while I'm fucking them
>>708623883
http://imgur.com/a/JL20W?grid
>>708625172
I find it natural. In fact, I prefer anal, it feels tighter and pleasurable.
>>708625399
How did she find out you posted them?
i fixed both my sister's computers and now i have nudes of them cause they dont know shit doesnt delete by just by deleting recycle bin.
>be me, 27
>graduate college with BS in CS 5 years ago
>pre college was tough, had hard life, grew up poor
>worked full time to pay for school because I'm from the US
>luckily land a high paying job at a startup that takes off
>marry girl of my dreams
>have more money than I know what to do with
>go on vacations to exotic places all the time
>can remote in to work, so as long as there's internet I'm good
>life quickly becomes dull
>no matter what I do I can't shake this feeling of emptiness
>wife ready to settle down and have kids
>we get a nice house near my work
>emptiness never went away
>thought of kids terrifies me
>get sucked into playing vidya
>relationship becomes less like a marriage and more like having a roommate
>I basically just get home, exercise, and then start playing til I go to sleep
>wife begging for attention, don't care
>this has been going on for 6 months
>consciously afraid of losing everything, but subconsciously don't care/want it to happen
>>708625172
The guy's you've gotten with are the ones that are unnatural. I'd fuck you in a heartbeat, a women who loves anal is a 10 in my books.
>>708625091
When are you gonna fuck her? Is the cum supposed to help?
I'm going to ghost literally everyone I know and move to a different country before 2020. I hate my life and everyone in it is fucking insufferable.
>>708621989
my brother and I "experimented" when we were both much younger
Recently a friend of mine got fucked for life for doing the same thing with his sister and she outed him
I now live in fear that my brother will out me the same way, I don't even know if he remembers it or not but I constantly worry about it now.
>>708625485
Gawd, I wish I had found someone like you when I was single :(
>>708625502
i accidentally left a filename intact and someone found one of her accounts.
then he started threatening me telling me to give him more pics or he would show her. I said fuck that im already screwed.
then I got a message from her later that day. Boy was I nervous.
>>708625941
She didn't care though?
>>708625550
Thanks. I want to experience it once with a guy who enjoys anal for a change. It currently feels like he is just going through the motions and it isn't as great as it can be.
>>708625805
The cum is just something that turns me on. Her being oblivious to eating it is a sight to behold. The fucking part, probably wont happen. Believe me when I say I wish it would. Someone pointed out last thread that us running together could slowly help get the ball rolling, so thats a (very small) start in the right direction. Im going to look into getting us to hang out more often then we already do. Maybe take her places and buy her stuff, not really sure yet exactly what I'm going to do though.
when i was very young my father used to make me give him oral sex when my mother wouldnt be home. when i was 12 i told him to stop or i was gonna tell my mom and he begged me not to. it never happened again.
>>708626001
she did. she just called me a dick, and that the pics have been fucking with her life. then i think her boyfriend tried to add me to message me. i didnt accept.
i was panicking for a week or two, but then nothing came of it.
then i think she moved somewhere else for a seprate reason, so i wont have to see her any time soon.
I was the one that accidentally recorded over your 2 hours spice channel VHS. It was my brother - he recorded The Super Mario Bros. Super Show when he tried to watch Saturday morning cartoons.
>>708626134
Fem?
>>708624336
know that feel, i was never close to my sister but now we don't talk at all anymore.
Am I love with my twin. I don't know how he feels about me, but I'll everything I can to bring him around. It may be strange by some, but when you have friend for life and will never be alone, it makes perfect sense.
>>708626105
Ever got any sneaky pics?
Saw this earlier.... God tier spy cam
>>708626172
Holy fuck, wait, are you the anon who used to post that vid of him cumming on his cousins hair in her bed? I didn't realize you leaked her pics. how long ago was this?
>>708626295
yeah.
>>708626347
yeah im the same anon, but that was a different cousin.
>I didn't realize you leaked her pics
of the one im posting?
>>708626427
oh, nevermind, thought it was the same chick. the chick you cummed on is way hotter, imo.
>>708624336
Shit i feel you anon...i tried recording my sis in the shower and it fucked our entire relationship up. FeelsBadMan.
>>708626341
No sneaky pics unfortunately. Mentioned it last thread but I'm too nervous to try getting any creeps. We are pretty close and the last thing I want to do is fuck our relationship up.
>>708626418
Did it scar/upset you?
Like u hear of girls being mentally fucked up from it all etc
>>708626494
i agree
>>708626576
That spy cam I can't see how they will ever see it though
When I was a kid, about 11 or so I found a VHS with a video of my dad fucking my mum on the couch. I fapped a few times and ended up copying it to another VHS for safekeeping. No idea what happened to it
I sell sexting and nudes on snapchat to pay for college but my boyfriend and parents dosen't know and think I make the money from online surveys
>>708624870
Michelle?
>>708626763
can you repost the cumming on your other cousin?
>>708626767
Yeah that does look pretty inconspicuous...fuck. I'm going to go look into it, i do really want to see her naked. Still nervous though. Anyways, I need to be getting some sleep. Ill give the creeping some more thought, but until next time anons. I'll come back with some more smoothie updates, hopefully. see ya later.
>>708626763
Show cum pics! Please!
>>708627024
you mean these?
I can't post webm anymore cause file size limit.
>>708621989
I have an issue where I get angry. Like, fly off the handle insane angry. Pretty good at keeping it under wraps in public, but last week my kitten peed on the couch and I ended up beating him to death. F&F think he was hit by a car.
>>708627156
>>708627187
>>708627187
Go go go.... Your a brave man. She's beautiful
>>708627310
>>708627310
Ever done anything else with her? Or isn't she in to u?
How did u get this close to her when she slept?
>>708623424
you should be put down.
>>708627212
I hope YOU get hit by a car
or at least get professional help
>>708627378
Nah, shes not in to me. Im just kinda "there" to her. Maybe make her laugh, but thats it.
>How did u get this close to her when she slept?
Family vacation. People just roam around the house cause theres so many rooms. She slept in the downstairs living room with other friends and family. There was probably 5 people total in that lit room.
>>708627541
Honestly same. Considered offing myself after he died, didn't have the guts to.
I know I need it, but no idea how I would afford it. Barely making enough to make ends meet atm.
>>708627593
Haha brilliant! You have balls of steel my man. How old is this lil firecracker?
You ever managed to get sneaky pics of this one? Is the tit pic cuz a sister of this one or diff parents?
>>708627708
just turned 18.
other than the creepshots? not really.
and tit pic cousin is from different family.
>>708622155
HHHmmm I think you are just trying to throw me off your tracks... Tell me Wincest.
>>708627911
She's exactly the type I'd go for. And perfect age as well.
Spreading the incest dream haha I like it.
How many creeps u got of her? She's a fitty
When I was growing up, I lived with my mother. She let our house literally fall apart. My bedroom collapsed and I had to sleep in the living room. The floor was always, always muddy and always sopping wet because it rained a lot in Philadelphia, where we lived.
It got really bad. I had to sleep on a broken, fucked up IKEA futon that got stuck into the "chair" position and was always moldy and wet. Whenever it rained, there were leaks EVERYWHERE, all over the house. Not, like, one in the corner, I mean I literally had to walk around the house with an umbrella. It was that bad.
The kitchen was full of garbage, literally up to my waste. My mother was hoarding trash in the kitchen and dining room for some reason. In my teenage years, our living conditions had gotten even worse. I obviously wasn't allowed to have friends over. We were always dirt poor.
Every day, my mom would come home from work and march directly up to her bedroom and stay there until it was time to leave the next day. She wouldn't talk to me. I fell into a horrible depression. I could not get off of that couch for the life of me, despite the fact that it was always drenched and the frame was so broken it was basically shaped like a crater. It felt almost like laying in an open coffin. I stopped going to school or even going to the bathroom (I would just lean over the edge of the couch and piss directly onto the floor. it was drenched anyway, so it's not like anyone would notice.) My mother eventually went crazy and started beating the fuck out of me with a wooden plank that came off of the frame of the couch I was sleeping on. If she wasn't beating me, she was ignoring me. Somehow the wooden plank became covered in black mold. She didn't care. She beat me with it anyway. It started fucking up the skin on my arms and legs. She would stand over me and scream at me and beat me with the mold-covered plank and layers of skin would start peeling off of my arms and legs later that night as a result.
(1/?)
>>708627911
She's creeping you 2 in that pic
U ever thought of asking her to do you a favour? Lol
Spent the weekend in juvenile detention when I was 16, got caught drinking underage at a party and my parents made them send me there to teach me a lesson, my room mate was 14, had been there 8 months, said he was going to be there 4 more months, still have no idea what could get a kid his age locked in juvie for a whole year, but friday night, saturday, and sunday, a different boy came in each day and raped him, he told me that his first day there he got gangraped by 9 other guys, they showered in groups of 10 and the other 9 all raped him, and that happened again and he made a deal with them to take turns and just do one guy per day instead of them all doing it, he asked me to get help for him when I was leaving on Sunday because the staff there knew what was going on and weren't doing anything about it, I told him I would talk to someone and try to get him help, I never told anyone, only knew him for 3 days, decided to just not get involved.
>>708621989
I made a DIY cock enlarger , it works , grew almost another inch. costed me only around 40 dollars for the things to make it :) I should start selling , but im hiding it in a closet
>>708625514
You sound like me ten years ago.
>>708628113
heres a link to all of it
>http://imgur.com/a/3d5nI?grid
>>708628196
hahah, no. she always gives me those weirdo eyes. I stick out like a sore thumb in my family.
>>708627653
I got into a psych ward a few months for telling my doctor about my suicidal thoughts and didn't have to pay anything
I'm sure you can do that too
>>708628216
kek'd hard
>>708628166
more please
>>708624857
> Occasionally get a call from her dad asking to hook up
I have not laughed that hard in a long time.
I smell my shitty tp after i wipe at least once during each dhit, ive been doing it for as long as i can remember
Also i have a nude pic of my bestfriend and his old old old ex from 7 years ago
>bf girl showing me pics on her phone
>suddenly one with her posing nude pops up
>"oh shit" she says while laughing
>kinda awkward cause my buddy was there
>few days later at his house, he runs to store, she runs to the bathroom
>007.webm
>grab the phone
>find the pic
>send it to mt email
>erase the text
>fuckingwin.jpeg
>still have the pic but havent jerked to it for years
>id share butnon my phone at work
Highschool bully used to pick on my best friend.
I kept slipping him peanuts. He was very allergic. Almost died.
>>708623620
Ahahaha yeah my gf has a loose vag.. Tell her how tight she is THEN I fuck her in the ass NOW that's tight... Still hasn't worked out why I can only cum whilst ass raping her xD
>>708628398
How Much older/younger are u than her?
Be a hero... Message her and ask her for a date haha
>>708628434
What's funny about that?
>>708628366
And what was the outcome?
>>708622972
Et tu brute?
>>708628408
I've been locked in a residential treatment facility before, and I still have nightmares about it. Not an experience I am willing to repeat.
>>708628398
Thanks for the link....
Much like you... I have also just cum all over your cuz. She's beautiful.
What's the background with her? Mexican?
>>708628644
im like 5 years older. I think asking to hang out would be different levels of weird for the family.
>>708624870
Rebecca?!
>>708628791
>I have also just cum all over your cuz
howd it happen?
>Mexican?
very much so
>>708628166
Eventually my mom saved enough money to buy a car, which we then used to move out of the house in Philadelphia and into a new apartment in Phoenix. Things improved, but only a little. She continued to hoard things, but she stopped beating me. She pretended I didn't exist. She basically let me live in her apartment but as far as she knew, she didn't have a child. When she DID speak to me at all, it was either to (a) tell me what to do ("Anon, get me a glass of Pepsi." "Anon, do my laundry." "Anon, clean the apartment." etc) or (b) complain about something I did wrong or how I'm a failure in general. I dropped out of school because my grades were completely unsalvageable and by that point I'd already failed twice. There was no point in continuing to go to school. I became a NEET. This wasn't good. She treated me like shit. For years, she would either ignore me or tell me I'm worthless. At least there were no more leaks, though, and at least she wasn't beating me anymore.
Long story short, I got a job and saved enough money to get my GED and move out into a shitty apartment. Now I live alone. My mom found a way to track me down and call me to berate me about how I pretend she never existed, and how I'm so ungrateful for everything she's 'done' for me.
Essentially, my mother obliterated my childhood, pretended I didn't exist, beat the fuck out of me, and completely verbally abused me for decades. Now she wonders why I never call her. She's completely alone now, and I'm fine with that. I know, it sounds heartless. What I'm trying to say is; I don't love my mother. She was my only family member, but as far as I'm concerned, I never had parents. I came from nowhere. My mother doesn't exist.
There were literally giant chunks of the ceiling falling on me while I slept sometimes. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night anticipating chunks of ceiling to fall on me again. My childhood will probably haunt me forever. I'm really fucked up now. I hate my life.
>>708621989
You might be my progeny
i fucked a chicken
>>708624870
John?
>>708628702
I said "Fuck this" one day and left. Got myself a place in the middle of nowhere, mostly off the grid. I live frugally off savings and a pension I had vested. When I told my wife I hated the world and wanted to get away from it all. She actually understood and let me go. I'm very happy being single, and alone.
>>708628893
I lol'd
>>708628958
don't listen to this fucking retard, he's never had anything of value to let go
>>708621989
You have been visited by le /s4s/ miIlipede. Repost this in 1000 threads or le millipede will eat your benis tonight.
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I fuck a 13 yr old
I wish somebody would kidnap me and cut my testicles off, feminize me, ruin my penis, and force me to be a sex toy for large dogs. Also I castrate small animals I come across
>>708628880
Now I'm hiding from my mother. I have absolutely no friends. I get frequent panic attacks. I have constant nightmares. I am in constant pain. My sleep pattern is all fucked up. Sometimes I'll sleep for days at a time without waking, others I'll go 5 or 6 days without sleeping. I've tried to kill myself twice already. I'm starting to hate people. I'm starting to become really antisocial. I'm starting to get irrationally angry when I see other people being happy. When I see a couple making out in public, sometimes I want to stab them to death. I know, I know, I sound like an edgelord, but it's true. I hate myself, I hate my mother, I hate living, I hate everything.
>>708629042
y u mad tho
>>708629082
Who doesn't? I mean mine is a 13y/o horse, but same thing right?
>>708629145
Almost.
>>708628820
Send it like this...
"I can't stop thinking about you recently.
Do you think there's any chance we could do for food together.. Maybe see where it goes? "
When she replies... If positive then GREAT! if not you can give it the" crap! Sorry that was ment to go to (whoever... An ex?) see how she reacts man.
>>708629101
Get help. Please.
>>708628875
How did it happen? I flapped like crazy over her! She's beautiful.
Loving all her pics.
U recon she's a virgin?
>>708629101
want to chat on skype or something?
>>708628880
Sorry bro sounds like ypu got dealt a shitty hand, i grew up poor but not even mesurable to this. Just remember that you hace already acomplished more than she ever has or will, dont let your childhood ruin you
>>708629101
I honestly thought everything would be better once I moved out on my own. Nope. Everything followed me and will probably continue to follow me until I die. I have weird fetishes. I want to die. I never want anything. I never have goals or achievements. At this point, I spend every day, just passing through life, waiting for the next day to come. I'm so out of it; if you asked me "what did you eat for breakfast this morning?" I honestly couldn't tell you, either because I haven't eaten in days or because I haven't been paying attention. I'm so detached, sometimes I don't remember what I even did today. I'm just waiting to die at this point. I have thousands of thoughts flying through my brain every second and it hurts.
My mom really fucked me up bigtime.
>>708629180
She doesnt even add me on Instagram is how bad it is.
>>708629256
i meant, how did the situation happen?
And yeah, definitely a virgin.
>>708629217
My bad, You sound EXACTLY like my gf..
>>708621989
The idea of cheating or being cheated makes me horny as fuck, but i never do anything about it to avoid hurting her feelings, but i think i would be happier in an open relationship.
I've been having sex with a girl, I was over at her house yesterday and there were two positive pregnancy tests on her bathroom counter.
I pretended not to see them
>>708629439
I'm going to be honest with you; I can't hold conversations very well anymore. Talking to people is hard because every conversation I have just feels like smalltalk. I don't really relate to people. Talking is hard for me because it's hard to force myself to care, really.
>>708629608
CUCK
>>708629448
You really need to see someone /b/ro. I had a fucked up childhood too, Not discounting what you went through, just saying I know what it can be like. It can and will get better if you seek help.
Here's my wifes tits to brighten your day.
>>708621989
I'm 44 years old and have never gotten laid. I have transcended this plane of existence and am the king of /b/.
>>708629657
Well, duh.
>>708629448
The worst part is that I'm also starting to hoard compulsively. I took my mother's disgusting habits with me. I'm becoming my mother. I hate myself.
>>708629610
If black:
>leave
If white:
>call parents for abortion money
>>708629590
It's okay. Nice to know I am not alone.
>>708629678
Thank you. I tried going to therapy but I really only ended up hating my therapist. I can't talk to people for more than 30 minutes at a time without feeling a need to set them on fire. It's hard.
I don't go to therapy anymore.
>>708629448
Dude you really need to try to eat properly, take multivitamins and eventually try to start excercising.
I'm sure your mother didn't feed you properly or teach you how to feed yourself properly so you are likely malnourished which can have serious effects on cognition and definitely contribute to your depression.
>>708629775
Wife can cum from vaginal but she has told me several times she likes anal orgasms more. I don't think this is common, but I don't think it's rare either. People are different.
>>708629839
Fuck therapy man. Get Klonopin, Buspar and Trintellix its the magic cocktail that makes anxiety disappear. Get a good shrink that uses medicine not hippy bullshit.
>>708629750
She's white and a nice girl, actually. How much is an abortion? I'm in school and have some money saved, I don't want to ask my parents for money.
>>708629855
I don't really know how to cook. I grew up without a kitchen. Everything I ate came from a microwave. My mother never taught me to cook. So basically now everything I eat is either microwavable or fast food.
>>708629615
is it because your life is shit? i am the exact same but i think it's because my life is shitty and i am ashamed of it, thus i have nothing to share with others.
save money for proffessional help maybe?
also not the guy you responded too.
>>708629995
Here's the thing though: Once you get rid of the anxiety. You regain the will to make your life not be shit. That's why I suggested the meds. I mean it worked for me. I'm not saying your mileage won't vary. But what can it fucking hurt if you are that miserable? Thats the point I got too.
There were so many other fucked up things that I didn't even mention. I can't even begin to describe...honestly, I have seen things that no one should ever have to see.
>>708629505
Think you mistook me mate.
What I said was like you.... I have also cum over YOUR cuz... (the pics u putting up) I'm in love. She's amazing.
I haven't got girl relatives. It's a fantasy of mine but can't fucking act lol
I'm probably going to kill someone in the near future.
>>708629448
Hey do you have a discord? You might need some one to talk to or people to distract you. If you have a discord I have a group of people we're all tight you could join us.
>>708629505
You need to put that tight lil cunt in her place.... She needs more spunk on her
>>708629994
At least take some multivitamins, you will be amazed at the difference.
Its the smallest amount of effort you could make along with seeking some proper treatment for your other mental issues which by the sounds of it will require real medications.
>>708629994
As shitty as it sounds, you're on the upswing of life. Yeah your childhood was shit, but now you have the freedom to do what you wish within reason and learn/do whatever hobby you feel brings ya the most joy. Life doesn't have direction in of itself, but you gave it direction to leave the worst part of your life behind. Move forward and find things that interest you, once that happens you can relate to people in forums/sites that share same interests.
>>708630366
oh fug. my bad
and it doesnt have to be your cousin. in this case, it just so happens to have been my cousin. I came on my friends sister once. no pics of that tho
>>708629615
I know what you mean. I was in a pretty bad home situation myself (nothing as bad as yours) and ran away once I realized that I could.
I spent a couple months homeless before I was able to get a place to live. Even though I have a place now, sleep is still difficult because I'm afraid someone is going to wake me up with a belt to the face because the bathroom isn't clean or some shit.Being paranoid makes it hard to talk to people and develop relationships, which in turn makes it hard to care about the world. You don't have anything connecting you to the outside world, so why bother?
What helped me was D&D actually. After I got a hobby where I couldn't avoid interacting with people, I felt connected to the real world again. Still have fucked up sleep schedule, paranoia, anxiety, anger issues, but I feel like I'm connected to the real world. I feel like I have some sort of anchor, and I'm not just adrift.
>>708625508
please share them
>>708629775
Nah like I said my gf is the same I love it but weren't sure if she was genuine... Thought she said it just to please my kinks... Guess girls like you and my gf really exist
There is often a sinking feeling in my chest when I lay down and think too much. Like, it feels like my bed has turned into a viscous liquid and I'm drowning in it or something.
>>708630666
fuck off Satan
>>708630666
GET THEE BEHIND
>>708630589
I think the fact I have no women in family (mother died young so never knew her) dad has a bro his ex has gone and 2 cuz who are male. That's it lol... So I think I fantasise it HAS to be a relative I want. Fucking sucks! But I trawl /b/ for real wincest. And she's stunning. U need to keep on to her... For me haha (PS looks like she's knuckle deep in that pic)
>>708630849
you don't have a waterbed for any chance do yha ?
>>708630666
its ok, just hide them faces, whats the fun for having them if youre not sharing them
i don't wanna love this girl
>>708631097
But you do.
>>708630943
>PS looks like she's knuckle deep in that pic
it does, doesnt it...
>>708624857
last part made me laugh.
Thanks anon
I've orgasmed from giving head.
Why hello
>>708631463
how is that even possible
>>708631471
hello jay, wanne cut something for me ?
>>708623620
Yes, yes they are. They literally know nothing about sex with women.
>>708631169
She's beautiful.
Thick accent or?
>having diarrhea and vomiting a lot today
>mild fever
>literally nothing to do
>no concetration enough to study
>decide to browse 4chan for a bit
>not thinking very straight
>Decide to fap to whatever
>Post dick pic
>realise i'd never do it without being a little weird (feels a bit like being drunk)
>mfw there's probably dudes watching my dick now
>>708631169
Any of her from behind? Bikini etc?
>>708631764
nope.perfect english.
>>708631856
>>708623620
You are the retarded one. If you were frank about your preferences with men, you'd eventually find a man who'd gladly fist you himself. If you think your own fists are good, wait until you have the much bigger fist of a man penetrating you from a much better angle than your own arms allow.
>>708621989
I'm voting for Trump but I secretly hope he doesn't win--because he's stupid and nuts
jhjin
>>708631903
then why the fuck are you voting for him?
>>708631828
Link to dick?
>>708631530
I don't know. It turns me on so much and the feel of it sliding across my tongue is highly erotic.
>>708623424
I did that same shit when I was 19.
There was this one skinny nigger who was only wearing a while shirt, nothing under it, soaking wet. I grabbed her tits like 5 times, she knew and just kept smiling the whole time.
>>708625514
See a marriage counselor man. For your wifes sake.
>>708632000
I want to see what will happen
>>708631883
Ahhhghh haha look at it!
I'd destroy her pussy. Leave her laying in a puddle of her own and my mess. She's fucking HOT!
things I'd do to that.
Lovely lil titties 2
>>708622584
nigga why
>>708632314
glad you like it
>>708621989
I sucked one of my best friend's dick while he was asleep. I've found my dream girl, and we're now dating, but I STILL want to suck my friend's cock. It was so nice.
>>708632546
Know that feel.
Not into gay stuff and never found a guy appealing but I do wanna suck my one's friend dick again..
>>708621989
>>708632401
How the fuck can that still be a virgin?
If she lived in my hood she def wouldn't be.... By choice or not.
Does she live close to u? See her often?
>>708629608
>open relationship
>like the idea of cheating
Pick one
>>708632677
It's such a strange feeling. I feel disgusting/guilty any time I jerk it to gay stuff, but sucking that friend's dick hs been the only thing on my mind recently.
>>708632801
Look at them chunky legs brahh. I agree. She would be used by now here as well
>>708621989
I've been purposely spreading hiv for 2 years now.
I'm bisexual.
>>708633117
Kill yourself
Seriously, kill yourself you subhuman filth
>>708625514
Get help. See a counselor and open a dialog. Maybe you will find what's missing and things will work out, maybe not.. but the way you're going now things are going to end in a way that hurt you both badly.
My sister left for school a little while ago, and I'm jerking off with the panties she slept in, love her pussy smell in the morning
>>708633013
Hmm. I feel with you anon.
>>708632801
nah, i dont see her often. mainly at family gatherings. I got so lucky with the family vacation
>>708633181
I guess in a way, I already am.
I fap and then i cum in the towels
>>708633245
She needs my cock in her ass. Seriously. Iv finished off twice to her now. Them eyes are the bomb.
She def isn't 18 in this pic either.
Bet she wasn't on the vay kay when u got exited all over her as well. Cmon tell the truth.... Lol
>>708632992
This.
They're literally the same thing.
>>708633117
Fucking drink bleach.
Maybe it'll kill that shit inside of you and hopefully finish you off in the process.
>>708632992
>>708633607
Meh, whatever happens would be fine, i'm not going to do anything anyway.
>>708625514
Just creampie her, Kids are great if you raise them right.
>>708633400
oh no, she was younger in the vacation. Shes 18 now though.
I agreed to suck a guy off in school if he votes for Hillary.
>>708625514
Well, you clearly have money enough fo therapy, so i'd do that, it helps.
>>708629960
Ask her parents
I'm currently high on acid
>>708629941
benzos will turn you into a fucking zombie
I had a severe case of inguinal hernia for abour 15 years. Just got surgery for it 3 days ago.
>>708633907
Where u buy that?
>>708633822
Imagine those legs being each side of your face. I wonder if she's shaven. You def need to do as much as u can with her bro. I'm. Completely jealous of you
>>708632082
Damn dude that's a pretty nice sized dick
grats
>>708622634
You're a halfgay, anon. You had sex with a transgender girl, While being (presumably) male.
>>708634105
>people actually complimenting my dick
kek. thanks anon.
>>708634029
Oh yeah, I never told anyone about this my whole life until I went to the doctor
>>708634073
i have a feeling she can ride like no other. But feeling those legs tightening around me when I cum is the best image.
>>708634065
From blacks. I'm also an amateur artist. This is how I feel right now.
>>70862198
Me and my sister had sex with each other without are parents ever knowing.
>>708625514
Annie I will literally fix you and your relationship in under a month for hella cash
>>708634253
Who's the guy u blanking out?
I wonder if she will go off the rails when she gets her first dicking. I wish I knew her. I'd make it my mission to be the first in that Mexican pussy.
I bet she has done pretty much everything bar sex tbh. She looks like she's filth
>>708621989
I think my mom secretly wanted to fuck me when I was young and she hinted at it then like million times.
All of my friends seemed to think she is hot but what ever. I didn't see it that way, plus I didn't care and still don't care.
>>708634391
thats probably her uncle or something, Different family from mine. Not sure.
>>708634424
is your mom hot anon ?
>>708634265
HELL YEAH
>>708629750
Underrated
>>708621989
I faked my death many years back. Not as hard as you would think it to be. Especially if you are a bum with no friends and no family that cares about you. I found some homeless guy's body under a bridge while I was waiting for a deal.
The guy kind of resembled me. The hair style, hair color. Face shape. The height. He was thinner than me. His skin was already blue-black. I remembered all the trouble I was in and how many dealers and gangs I had pissed off, and decided right then and there to make the switch.
>>708634465
I bet he has filled her up.
U should get a mate to inbox her and try to get wins.... A mate who don't know her.
Say it's a girl u crush on and need to see wins lol
>>708634465
I'd get my face right in that ass fair play.
That neck as well... Does something for me a woman's neck.
I still play call of duty ghosts like all the time
>>708635061
Your an idiot
>>708635448
its the thighs that get me
>>708622760
We're you fucking your cousin?
>>708635645
Look at that mott mound. If that's shaven that is one serious pussy mound.
Do Mexican girls usually shave?
>>708635948
nah, she sent them to some guy on facebook.
>>708636031
id like to think they do. Specially her.
>>708622155
WE ARE THE BOOBY HONKERS.
>>708636288
Find out her Kik. I'd gladly add her.... And try my fucking best to get filthy pics both for you and me.
I'd hang out the back of her for days!
>>708636288
When she woke up after u spunked on her did she say anything? Or act weird? Or didn't she know at all
>>708625881
I once feared the same thing from my cousin but I don't anymore because we are very close and we still do some things sometimes
>>708636904
She didnt even know. Its funny cause in the video, she changes shirts at one point. I dont remember her doing this
