Started smoking this month and was wondering if anyone had tips/tricks to share. Also, general weed thread.
Pic related, bong I picked up 2 weeks ago
>>708621314
Be a bit more specific, tipps related to what? Weed is a very wide spread theme.
>>708621314
>tips/tricks to share.
quit while you're ahead before you watch 15 years of your life disappear like i did. i could've been an engineer or something i have a genius iq but hey why not sit around smoking weed instead.
>>708621466
Valid point. I guess general stuff you should know when starting off like how putting ice in your bong makes your hits smoother.
>>708621538
hmm how did it get to that point? did anything specific trigger it or did you just gradually start smoking more and more?
>>708621314
If you put a gun up to your head and pull the button after a rip you'll get 2x stones
>>708621668
I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Thanks anon
>>708621538
this.
>>708621314
quit before you permanently alter brain chemistry and get problems with anxiety and panic attacks at the smallest toke
>>708621759
This, I did it once and now constant problems with focus
>>708621759
How long before this? I've only been smoking for a month tops. Should I start to worry?
>>708621314
I'm going to tell you an important thing about weed that u need to know to not end up like a fucking looser like many of the /b/ros did. Do not use weed to compensate! Weed is great to slow down after stress at work or just having a great time with your friends. You need to learn where the limits are, be a good example for a pothead to society, show that u can smoke weed and be successful at the same time.
Rolling tip; Watch youtube videos on how to roll a joint backwards amsterdam style, its by far the easiest way to role up if you practice it a bit. Go green
>>708621314
Best tip:
Don't do shit like making this thread.
Don't do things to intentionally let everyone know you smoke weed, nobody cares.
Everyone gets sick of that stoner faggot because all he does is crap on about smoking weed.
You wouldn't find any excuse to vrap in about drinking beer every chance you get, and weed is no different.
Smoking weed is fine, identifying as a stoner is douchbaggery
>>708621759
forgot to add: it was fun for a while but after smoking for a couple years this is what happened to me, i dont think weed is as harmless as everyone thinks. at least not for all people, maybe some handle it differently, i know adults who have smoked almost daily for like 20 years without issues, i dont know why that happened to me but ive read other people reporting the same thing online
>>708621539
>rolled
Blunts>Joints>Spliffs
>Glass
Bong>Bubbler>Pipe
>strains
Sativa>Indica>Hybrids
>Just my opinion
>don't become a 420 blaze it faggot
>don't go Rastafari unless you are willing to dedicate a lot of time to religious texts otherwise you look like an idiot
>remember rent comes first
>don't drive high no matter how fun it is weed smell on you is reasonable suspicion to search your vehicle
>don't tell everyone what you do
>keep it lowkey
All in all don't be a nigger.
>>708621855
This
>>708621871
I'm genuinely looking for any tips/tricks that might make things more convenient and/or better. I was gonna put "general stoner thread" but I don't feel I identify as one nor do I care to
>>708621924
When did you start? THC can be pretty destructive to a developing brain.
>>708621314
brofist m8.. i'm also new in weed business..
bought a whole bag cheap cheap cheap.. tripping the whole day.. weed weed weed... i'm so high i'm so high.. pic related is my weed
>>708621854
no but see my post here>>708621871
i smoked maybe a couple times a day daily and after about a year i started getting the panic attacks from weed. the slightest inhaled dose would send my heart racing so fast my breath couldnt catch up. thats one reason i had to stop. the other was the constant anxiety even when not smoking, literally feeling the jitters and panic after not having smoked for a week. shit messed me up, havent tried again since then. but maybe im just a bitch or i was smoking shit that was too strong or had pesticides or chemicals still in it
>>708621855
Yeah I only smoke at night a few hours before bed. When I feel it wearing off I go to sleep. I'm still able to function normally during the day, I don't smoke during the day unless I'm out with friends which isn't all that often.
>>708622055
Top shelf weed man
>>708622055
Dude that's some dank stuff. Care to hook a /b/rother up?
>>708621314
Stop. You'll waste your life in a baked complacency. You'll wake up in 10 years and realize nothing has changed, and that you're even more of a loser than you were before you started.
The people that claim that it makes them more creative, more productive are fucking lying to themselves. Any creativity/productivity is in SPITE OF, not due to, smoking weed.
>Select all images with a store front.
>>708621538
indeed
>>708622125
>Top shelf weed man
yeah i know.. its always 4twenty
>>708622095
Nah I do see your point. See my post >>708622101
>>708622151
I'm actually living a pretty good life right now. I don't actually rely on weed for anything. See >>708622101
>>708622101
That great, its a pretty healthy way to consume the good old devils lettuce.
Another Tip; Eat a fresh (mostly orange to red colored) mango when u are high enter your rocket and fly to the moon. :)
here comes the best tip you will ever get for smoking weed...it makes you look like a crackhead your friends will look at you weird, but if you take a bag, like a bag that bread comes in, and take a bong rip, then re-breath the smoke into the bag. You will get three or four times more high..Give it a go, it works for me...
>>708622095
That's my post you faggot
>>708622281
Yeah I make it a point to only be high before bed. And what's the mango do? Like what's the science behind it?
>>708622145
sure come over.. i have also big bag of YEYO from same source
>>708622024
started when i was like 22 in college, stopped when i was like 24. i got to the point where i was starting to think pcp was in my weed, tried tons of different strains and batches from different people and friends, always the same heart attack out of breath feeling shit. so i stopped. also started hearing shit that wasnt there when i was high and problems with asthma
>>708622095
tl;dr weed is a gamble just like any other drugs that are illegal, if they would legalize it at least people could research it to explain certain bad things about it. i probably have bad genes for smoking weed, can handle alcohol no problem tho
>>708622336
Mah nigga
>>708622363
It's legal here in Canada where I live
>>708622374
damn it's math... omg i'm soooo tripping ... can't sleep all night long..
>>708622407
Funny enough, it's 7am and I haven't slept yet
>>708622151
That has not much to do with weed, the problem in these cases are a weak personality. A personality that is so weak that he/she needs to hide his mistakes behind a plant. You are fucking pathetic,you fucked your life up not the weed. It is possible to be productive and successful with weed but you need to have a good strong personality.
>>708622095
>>708622196
sorry i quoted the wrong post, this was my post i was trying to show>>708621924
still think weed should be legalized, it should be someones choice to smoke and the research would do some good
>>708621538
You are a fucking loser. Don't you fucking dare blame cannabis for being one. You could not have been an engineer cause you're a fucking loser who does nothing badly.
>>708622334
It makes you higher, you can research is there is proof. :)
>>708622331
hah yeah sorry quoted the wrong box but i let him know
Fuck weed, do heroin instead.
>>708622495
That... Is actually a very valid point. I'm 18, done college, living by myself and working, and weed has no negative effect on my life at all.
>>708622513
I will definitely give that a go. I'm worried I might green out though. Any way to prevent this?
>>708622595
whats greening out, like getting too high or getting a tolerance to not get high enough?
>>708622654
Nah it's when you get so high you throw up
>>708622595
What do you mean with green out? Never heard that before. ^^
>>708621668
Are you British? I'm not familiar with any pistol firearms with pulling buttons, so I figured you might keep them under the bonnet, which is why I've never heard of them.
>>708621314
to be honest i used to smoke everyday and my biggest tip is use tolerance breaks.
at one point i was smoking everyday for 3 months straight i could put down like 3 g's without realizing how much i smoked, i was just used to getting crazy high. been on a break now it takes me like .25 gs and im fucking gggooooooooooonnnnnnnnnneeeee
>>708622679
Hm I dont have any tipps to prevent this, it never happend to me. Sorry
Also, I was curious as to what substitutes I could use for water. I've heard gatorade works but I don't know how well. Anyone have experiences with anything other than water?
>>708622746
No worries mate
>>708622724
Yeah I'm smoking every day and a gram lasts me a week and a half tops. Once a gram lasts less than a week, I'll take a tolerance break.
>>708622679
oh my god this has happened to me a lot
if anyone wants to reach their HIGHEST potential try hitting a 1 gallon jeeb.
I used a gatorade jug. Just keep lighting them up im posititve you'll throw up after 2. You will be UNCOMFORTABLY BAKED.
>>708622754
I've tried a few but nothing has shown any effects. I think its just a dumb myth like the hookah ones.^^
>>708622913
Yeah I'm working my way up to doing buckets but it'll be a long while since I've got mild asthma. Once I can hit a full bowl no prob, I'll move onto 1L buckets then 2L after that.
>>708622453
Stupid
>>708622992
I mean I'm not looking for effect at all. More flavor than anything.
>>708622754
Ive smoked out of tea water soda soap and juice. They're all the same. The air tastes slightly different but its barely noticeable. For a cleaner pull try adding ice to your bong water. Shit is smooth as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>708623072
Yeah I use ice all the time . I actually have a hard time hitting plain bowls now
>>708621314
Wash out your bong often.
Don't smoke during the day, expect on special occasions (holidays).
Have self imposed dry patches (avoiding total maliase and reminding you what straights like, and making smoking again richer)
If you start to hear voices in your head and questioning your sanity STOP!
>>708623072
Oh, also whats the best way to light a bowl? I swear I'm doing it wrong because I always have white and black ash at the bottom. Is this normal or have I been hitting wrong this whole time?
>>708622287
I shall be trying this
It's actually a good idea because your lungs can only absorb something around 30% of the THC in each breath
>>708622997
See Im the type of person who the first time smoking just hit a 5 gallon water cooler jeeb because i thought i was badass and i threw up like a little bitch. I was so i high i fucking hallucinated.
chasing the dragon ever since ;-;
>>708622679
that only ever happened to me when i was a beginning smoker and mixed large bong rips with alcohol. dont mix with alcohol at first, and when you get used to smoking, if you want to drink at the same time, go easyyyyyy. weed amplifies the effect of alcohol and vice versa. whatever you can normally handle alcohol wise is cut in half when you are taking big rips on a bong. probably even less. you will dial it in and become familiar with the right level to stop drinking and how much smoking you can handle
i got good at dialing in the crossfade and always hitting and staying at the magic point at parties.
>>708623203
Yeah I'm very self aware so I know what my limits are. I do push them, but at reasonable intervals
>>708623191
Just light it so that its all red and cherrying, then pull the cherry all the way through (without the lighter it's cooler).
Usually after i hit the jeeb I put the cap in a bubbler and take a butane hit to burn all the ash and i just pull all the white shit into the bong water with a big rip. Gotta smoke every petal.
>>708623203
Chasing the dragon is a never ending quest, closest you'all ever get again will be seeing the cunts tail as he flys away laughing at you
>>708623322
I haven't mixed yet. I've been meaning to but I'm not sure what to expect...
>>708623360
Yeah so I'm pretty new to this terminology so I only got about 10% of what you said
>>708622754
put ice in the bong stem to cool the smoke, put salt in the water and some ice in there too. you can put some lemon juice or lime for a little zest too
Don't do it everyday and keep some limits.
Don't do it when you have some things left to do.
Don't limit your friends on the ones that smoke too.
Keep other activities and hobbies.
Also >>708621871
>Don't do things to intentionally let everyone know you smoke weed, nobody cares.
>Everyone gets sick of that stoner faggot because all he does is crap on about smoking weed.
>You wouldn't find any excuse to vrap in about drinking beer every chance you get, and weed is no different.
>Smoking weed is fine, identifying as a stoner is douchbaggery
and
>>708621945
>>don't become a 420 blaze it faggot
>>don't go Rastafari unless you are willing to dedicate a lot of time to religious texts otherwise you look like an idiot
>>remember rent comes first
>>don't drive high no matter how fun it is weed smell on you is reasonable suspicion to search your vehicle
>>don't tell everyone what you do
>>keep it lowkey
>>708623436
My bong has an ice holder thing in the stem. I never smoke without ice anymore. But what does salt do?
>>708623162
>If you start to hear voices in your head and questioning your sanity STOP!
kek thats what happened to me. did that happen to u?
>>708623380
tbh its not fun
its all the slowed down paranoia of smoking with the disorientation of drinking.
everytime im drunk im like fuck i wanna be high right now.
Whenever im high im like fuck i wish i wasnt drunk right now.
>>708623507
Ah. In that case I'll probably only do it once just for the experience.
>>708621736
haha, in mind.
>>708623191
the best way is to apply the least amount of heat possible in order to make smoke. you can get to the point where you "vape" weed out of a pipe if you are good enough. out of a bong, just barely touch one part of teh bowl and pull until you see the ember start getting red, then pull the bowl out a bit to let it cool, then put it back to finish your pull. basically dont let the ember get so hot that you smoke ash. ideally you dont want to be incinerating all the plant matter at high temperatures, thats when you get the bitter smoke flavor
>>708621314
Replace water with bleach
>>708623612
>mfw
>>708623428
If you're just smoking a bowl out of a glass pipe, you're not going to get every bit of weed. It builds up in the neck of the pipe as resin.
Every once in a while you have to clean it, or if you're me you just stick a lighter in the pipe and take resin hits when you're out of weed. When your pipe is as dirty as mine you actually get baked as fuck.
idk if im helping im pretty high and just rambling lmao
on going smoker since 13 here currently 22, all i can say is that honestly life wouldnt be so shitty if it was without weed and the fuckers who say that it isnt shitty while sober are pinnacle retards.
anyway, if you do want to control your high, do snapper bowls instead of full packed bowls, with snappers you save your weed and you know exactly how high you're gonna want to be. the potency of the smoke is a lot stronger with a bong
>>708622576
weed usually makes you happy with the way everything is at the moment so youre not pushing yourself really and in the end its fun times but not very productive...
>>708623629
So just light it barely and take a normal hit but pull hard enough that there's still red?
>>708623274
Good situations OP. Watch out for creep as time goes by.
>>708623659
Nah it's helping. This is the type of stuff I was hoping for when I made this thread
>>708623630
im pretty sure you could do this and be fine lol, the water doesn't go in your lungs really it just filters the smoke
>>708623667
Snappers?
>>708623380
if you mix do it very slowly and cautiously and give it time, it fucking creeps on you. when weed is metabolized in the liver, one of its metabolites binds with alcohol metabolite that slows down alcohols metabolic process, so the booze effect lasts longer. if you get blazed as fuck, and drink one beer, you will feel like you drank 2 or 3 beers in about 10 minutes, you get better at reading the high with experience
>>708623730
Will do anon. Thank you
oh and make sure your blunt/joint rolling skills are on point because you'll just end up looking like a dumbass rolling a shitty blunt/joint
>>708623493
lowers the freezing point of water so the temperature of the water is even colder...comeon man did you sleep through high school chem
>>708623809
See I'm not 100% sure what my alcohol tolerance is so mixing seems a little risky
>>708623498
No. But I know people who it did (like those here with stories about anxiety attacks). And the ones who kept going with the mind altering drigs now have seemingly permenant mental issues.
>>708623789
instead of packing a full bowl, pack enough to finish the bowl in 1 hit. aka 1 hit quitters or snappers
>>708623841
I never smoke joints unless offered. I stick to bongs
>>708623876
Oh true, I should've realized that
>>708623667
Jeeb hits are the most economical but they're rough as fuck.
Like you waste zero smoke and get high off of clincally small portions.
If you do them as your primary form they're not that bad.
>>708623890
Oh that's what I typically do
>>708623841
Or just use the Token roller and roll FAT perfect joints. Fucking new faggot
>>708623962
Yeah I never really got the hang of the whole "more than one hit per bowl" thing
>>708623962
i have never heard of it as a jeeb hit, but yeah, or honestly a gravity bong does the fucking trick, get like a 5+ gallon gravity bong going oh man
>>708624017
but that makes you a literal dumbass cause you cant roll a joint yourself
>>708623841
Rolling a blunt is an art form. If you're just starting out make sure that all the weed is even and TIGHT. the looser the weed the faster it will burn. Also the best way to learn is to have a friend who is good at it show you and then practice.
I love blunts, they're cheap, awesome but you gotta know how to roll one to enjoy one.
>>708624076
Yeah I'm able to make and do buckets but I don't wanna green out so I'm gonna wait a bit
>>708623717
in a bong yes, if you watch the bowl you will see as you pull, the cherry gets brighter and grows and spreads quicker through the bowl. if you pull at a slower rate, not as hard, you get less cellulose detritus atomized in the smoke cloud, and less bitterness and more of the weed aroma and flavor as a result. in a bong this can be hard to do because of the resistance from the water, but in a pipe, you get a much more tasty flavorful smoke. when you smoke a bowl that is too hot in a pipe, you will get that burnt bitter flavor and you are missing out on that grassy herbal taste of the weed.
also the high changes, because different cannabinoids are vaporized at different temperatures. this is some advanced level shit so its probably not going to really matter to you right now, but the type of high you get from the same exact weed can be altered depending on the temp you smoke it at and how skillful you are at controlling that
>>708624137
it's the first tuck that separates a good blunt form a side burning/tearing blunt. btw what kind of blunt do you like to smoke? and from where do you smoke?
personally i use swisher sweets, but i think thats just a cali thing
>>708624076
Yeah I always called them Jeebs idk why
Gravity bong is what most people call them lol or Gravs.
>>708623809
Also, if you get boozed up, then have a smoke, there's a good chance you will whitey and puke (especially if your new to either).
>>708624225
Well I'll be sure to take that into consideration the next time I smoke. Thanks anon
>>708624242
I smoke white owl and dutch masters
I think dutch masters burn the slowest ?
Ive smoked swishers before but i'm definitely not paying more than 99 cents for 2 wraps lmao
>>708624321
if you ever smoke a cigar, the same principle applies. it tastes like shit the hotter it gets. thats why people 'rest' their cigars to let them cool down between drags. same with weed
>>708624225
This is what i was trying to say >>708623360 here, kinda. You gotta pull it slow to make sure all the weed gets burned evenly and shit.
>>708624428
Oh and if I smoke a bowl properly, should there be anything left other than a little bit of ash?
>>708624344
its rare to see people smoke masters or backwoods out here. i fucking love white owls cause they are smooth and it has never torn on me when i smoke or roll with owls. a great blunt indeed
I started smoking weed when I was 15 and went nowhere in life until 20. I quit the stuff for a good year and got myself a license, job, car and moved out. Now I'm smoking again :~)
>>708624344
In switzerland you pay 2.50 for 2 shitty wraps ._ .
>>708624522
good to see a fellow stoner doing good out there, fuck yea
Fuck all these homos telling you to quit cause they got scared or failed later on and blame weed. Those things were going to happen to them eventually either way because they either naturally had anxiety, or were unmotivated losers from the jump. Smoke at your leisure OP, my tip if you going to be using a bong is to get an herb iron so you can taste more weed and less butane.
> source: myself I'm a 9 year smoker in a successful career and don't blame anything else for my mistakes
>>708624491
white owls white grape
i know you just shivered a little, that shit is addicting fam
>>708624617
Even if smoking doesn't give you anxiety it definitely makes you not trust the police.
Before i smoked and when im on a long tolerance break im like, yo wassup cops y'all are coo.
Whenever im actively smoking and i see a cop i shit myself a little lol.
>>708623882
>permenant
Looks like you have permanent mental issues m8
>>708624803
Unless you're carrying weed on you at the time then its unnecessary. I've had conversations with cops while tripping and not had issues
>>708622821
0.14 grams a day for a gram to last even a week smoking daily.
Why even bother smoking at all?
>>708625102
Yeah I don't need much.
>>708624137
Blunt guy here - I'm a total white owl guy. Swishers I find are too moist for me, and burn too quickly in comparison.
Mind you, I do use other cigarillos, as well. Dutch Masters and Backwoods are always decent choices. But for a Go-To taste and roll, I'd say White Owl Silvers are by far and large my favorite.
Captcha: SouthofATL
>>708625102
That could be two gbs a night. Enough for sleep
>>708624242
>>708624491
Agreed. Blunts are a skill, and one that has a pretty fine line between pearled and terrible.
White Owl silvers ftw
>>708624485
no, you should have a decently pile of blackened dry bud. if you are smoking until its ash that is just plant matter. the majority of THC is on little glands that look like microscopic lollipops on the outside of the bud.
like i said earlier, out of a pipe if you get skilled enough with a butane lighter you can basically vape by holding the flame just close enough to where these start vaporizing but the bud itself doesnt catch fire
>>708625426
In that case, what do you think I'm doing wrong? Whenever I smoke there's always some ash left behind. Just smoke it till its black?
>>708624617
i never said that, i said i knew people like you who smoked for years without issues. i think some people like me just cant handle it. i know people in their 60s who smoke every day and have been since they were in their 20s. with zero problems, if they smoke too much they just get tired and fall asleep. ive asked them if they ever had heart racing anxiety shit happen but they never have. some ppl are just genetically different. think about how lots of asians cant fucking drink more than 1 beer without turning red and passing out
its pretty ignorant to assume it affects everyone the same
20 years old and I hit my bong once every hour our two. I blow through a half in 7-10 days, it costs me around $300 a month.
I wake up every morning and I vomit until I smoke. I become very irritable when I'm sobering up. Time has been moving much slower the past few weeks and I've been getting a fraction of the sleep I used to.
My mind is a huge fog. I tried to quit for a few weeks and ended up needing to smoke every few days to keep myself grounded. I experienced severe derealization and nothing made sense anymore. I literally became that burnt out stoner who just stares at his hands all day, confused.
Weed is addictive regardless of what people say. Whether the addiction be mental or physical it's still there. It's not for everyone, I have friends that can smoke as much as I do if they want and then just stop and not feel withdrawals. If you're one of those people then great, have fun. If you honestly feel that you're beginning to need this stuff then take a break or quit.
I can literally see my life getting worse but fuck if I care this shit is too good.
A tip though, stay away from "moles". Moles, mokes, choppers, whatever you call them don't do it.
For those that don't know, it's when you mix tobacco with your weed. This goes for spliffs and blunts too. Enjoy the occasional blunt and sure roll a spliff here and there, but don't let it become part of your routine. Soon enough you won't get that high off of weed anymore and you'll need to keep adding more and more tobacco and before you know it you're smoking 4 or 5 cigarettes worth of tobacco a day out of a bong or in spliffs.
I bought one last bag of tobacco over the summer, the shittiest bag I could get (light blue Spirit), and that was it. I moled my bowls sometimes so I could get used to smoking just green again. For me at least taking tobacco out of my routine helped me smoke less and helped clear up my depression a little bit.
The best tip I can give you is to know your limit.
>>708625264
get yourself a blunt splitter, its a little ring the diameter of a swisher and has a razer inside. makes it ieasy
>>708625615
thats normal you arent doing it wrong, you are always going to have some ash i am just saying theres a point of diminishing returns. if your whole bowl is just 1/3rd full of white/grey ash, stop smoking it, its just sooty and not going to get you high. depends on the quality of the bud and what part too. the tips of the buds usually dont leave much ash behind, the parts with little stems and shit do
>>708625625
Here in Aus synth is outlawed now, but both times I tried it I ended up having major panic attacks and ended up having a nice expensive ambulance ride thinking I was having a heart attack and dying :/
Now I'm back on normal weed and never have a problem, going on 8 years of smoking
>>708625833
Ah I get it now. Much appreciated
>>708625847
i cant believe you did that shit, after all the stories of people fucking dying on it. never do synthetic marijuana/spice, that shit comes straight from china with random fucking chemicals
Go watch strain centrals video on when you should start smoking weed. I've been smoking since I was around 12 (bad neighborhood) and I feel fine. But it's definitely not the same for everyone, If you start to feel different or more panicky or something like that, take a break. It quit. It's not worth ruining your brain for a little fun.
That being said, weed is super fun. Don't drive high. keep water around. Sharing is caring. Always check your lap. practice rolling. Baptize your joints if you're alone. Know when to get high, but if you're totally stoned and something comes up, just stay calm. You can deal with whatever it is. Freaking out won't help.
Use a sploof if you need to. Baptize your joints. Don't be an annoying pothead, just smoke your weed and enjoy it. Be productive and get things done, show people that smoking weed doesn't ruin your life, people still think that kind of thing. Coughing gets you higher. Don't pay more than 15 a g, ever. 10 a g usually.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>708626871
Coughing gets you higher?
You hold your breath too?
>>708621314
This joint I just rolled with some White Berry :)
>>708628155
Nah. Holding any longer than I think 5-10 seconds doesn't really do anything but hurt your lungs.
I don't cough too much anymore but if you take a nice big rip and feel a cough, just do it. I guess it opens your oxygen capillaries or something like that and you get more thc. Idk the science but coughing gets you fucking stoned.
>>708628312
It was a joke, holding doesn't do anything. Anything past 5 seconds is just showing off (ghosting). Coughing doesn't get you higher. The science is that you're cutting off oxygen to your brain if you cough for too long. The combination of weed and lack of oxygen just makes you feel higher for a few seconds.
>>708628441
Oh. Now I feel stupid.
Idk though, me and my best friend used to outsmoke everyone, but once I had a nice cough I'd be pretty out there.
>>708628441
Mmmm not quite true, having a good cough raises heart rate, makes it hit you a little faster. However the difference is probably less than if you smoked during a brisk walk.
>>708628312
>>708628441
It's actually because when you cough it immediately increases your heart rate and instead of having all that thc circulate to your brain at a normal speed, it gets there really fast. That's why it feels like you get super high, it's just hitting you faster all at once.
>>708621314
Yeah, quit, retard. All my stoner students couldn't pass a quiz if you gave them the answers on the board.
>>708621538
>Been smoking since 17
>25 now almost have my master's
I've read your other posts as well, you are extremely misinformed about cannabis. It's not a gamble, it's not even dangerous. Weed brings out who you truly are, meaning you never would've been an engineer because you aren't one. You just need a scapegoat for your failure at life. Honestly, kill yourself you weak minded bitch.
>>708628921
>>708628971
Yeah I've heard a lot of things as to why you aren't actually getting high, lack of CO2 is just the last thing I remember. All I know is that it's technically a placebo if you feel higher for longer than a minute or so.
That being said, I still breathe in for an extra few unnecessary seconds after I hit my bong just cause it gets me "higher". Now I don't recommend coughing (a few years of smoking and you'll know why), but fuck if you have little things you do when you smoke fucking do it. If it makes you feel higher then don't let me or someone who know better tell you otherwise.
>>708625748
I've had one, man. Actually, I bust all of mine down by hand now, and I'm pretty proficient.
>>708623684
No it doesn't. That's the effect it has on you because you're a lazy piece of shit. I personally know someone who's lost 15 lbs because smoking has made him want to enjoy nature so he's started jogging on these trails in the woods.
Me personally? I can do anything high, study, workout, run and shit Ive even signed myself up for Krav Maga class that starts tomorrow. Point is your lazy, weed doesn't make you lazy it brings out your true self.
ITT:
>Weed is responsible for my failure at life
>Woah take it easy when you get twisted, the weed will creep up on you because it's blah blah...
>Weed isn't fun, it's paranoia blah blah
Fuck are all you faggots like 14? I wish I was able to get that high again.
>>708625962
>over an hour later and I see someone replied
Yeah I learnt my lesson pretty fucking quickly
>>708621314
have fun rolling weird shape Joint like T shape
try the gravity bong
>>708630017
>tfw you're too high to tell people how to get high
>>708621314
>Tips/tricks
Just smoke the damn weed and stop making such a fuss out of how to smoke your weed.
>>708621314
Long time Stoner here. Well, not exactly long. 4 years. But hella experienced.
>Buying High Grade vs. Midget/Regs/Beasters
I always recommend going for quality over quantity. If it's going to be something you indulge in a lot as a recreation, find someone who offers good deals in bulk.
>Preferential way of smoking?
I've always smoked blunts. Can't roll a joint to save my life. That being said, I find blunts hella easy to roll, and I'm more proficient at it than most of my peers.I used to be a hardcore glassfag, until I shacked up with this chick for three years who was Blunt obsessed - Blount was her last name, as well, and generally pronounced the same where I live.
>Glass?
Always recommend glass of any kind. Chillums, bowls, bubblers, bongs - If you get the right slider/bowl, you'll find yourself using a lot less weed than what it would take to roll a blunt, which is nice if you're trying to conserve.
I really enjoy scientific glass bongs. Function over form all day, and the options for percolation methods are absolutely ridiculous these days. Ten years ago, the market was MUCH smaller.
I saw anon mention using different liquids in their bongs; I've always been a fan of this, with Fanta being the go-to. It helps with taste, too, if the bud you're getting isn't the best quality.
I always recommend drawing through the bong until the carbonation is gone first before you smoke through it. Any bong with decent percs will kill all carbonation in like five hard pulls.
>Improvised Methods of Smoking
Not a fan of this if you have any other methods. I avoid smoking out of aluminum foil and soda cans for this reason. I like to avoid smoking with any kind of metal all the way around if I can help it. It just doesn't seem healthy.
Apple pipes are pretty cool, if you think its worth the effort and have an apple laying around.
Save your roaches/resin.
>>708626871
>I've been smoking since 12
>I feel Fine
Of course you do, faggot. You wouldn't know any different, just like a psychotic thinks he/she is a rational being or a Downy thinks he's potato.
>>708621855
Sound advice.
>>708630744
Kek. Okay, bud. If you really can't accept that weed doesn't affect everyone the same way, or think I didn't think about that and don't take into consideration other people opinions about me, you're not worth arguing with.
>>708621314
no tips, just trips
>>708621314
Go outside and make friends
>>708621538
>but hey why not sit around smoking weed instead.
because youre not a genious, you suck at everthing regardless of the weed
>>708622595
If it's the same as whiting out, it's caused by low blood sugar combined with a drop in blood pressure causing dissiness. Eat some fruit and a glass of water beforehand
Yo does anyone have experience smoking in steamy shower to hide smell? I have an exhaust fan
>>708621538
hahahaha what a loser. smoked daily from 18. now 25 on £250 a day working in banking
>>708622821
looooooool a gram a week? ok m8 enjoy them 0.13 bong rips
>>708621538
I dropped out of engineering school because of getting depressed and way too stressed to even function properly, I think I deserve this green right now
>>708634216
I am doing this literally right now, it's how I always do it
>>708621538
>cares about iq
> thinks it means smart
you could have never been an engineer you were always supposed to be white trash.
I became an engineer while smoking pot so your argument is invalid.
Take responsibility for your actions you lil shit
>>708635127
haha... this
Am I the only guy here who enjoys a good pickle slip?
i always put baccy as a "stopper" before i pack my bowl is there any better alternative
>>708637057
>baccy
wat?
>stopper
wat?
>>708637057
A little pebble/rock
>>708625729
How fucking ignorant and annoying are you?
>I wake up every morning and I vomit until I smoke.
>I experienced severe derealization
> burnt out stoner who just stares at his hands all day (you've got to be kidding on this one)
>all that shit about tobacco
Nigger weed is addictive if you let yourself get carried away with it, but the shit you're spouting doesn't make any sense, there are no physical withdrawals, it's just you letting yourself behave like that. Grow up.
>>708637241
tobacco over the hole so the weed doesn't fall through
>>708622363
I get that a lot too. Feeling of having a heart attack and shortness of breath. I never felt this until after 5 years of smoking. I still smoke but I take really small hits every 30 mins or so. It's a shitty feeling but knowing that I felt that way so many times before, i'm not worried to much about it. It's very distracting though..
>>708638508
Just get a net or another bowl.
>>708637057
haven't you ever heard of a pack of pipe screens? 50p in night shops
>>708621854
Ive been smoking everyday for around 7 years and have no issues, my roomate on thebother hand smoked for around 3 years amd started having panic attacks so bad he quit and still hasnt smoked again. Its all the person. My tip would be dont smoke a bunch all at once, im to thebpoint where i smoke around an ounce and a half a month
>>708638641
they get too gunked up plus its a pain to clean
>>708621855
I smoke when i wake up, at work if possible, when i get jome, after dinner, befote bed, and anytime inbetween there i can and i still function in society and have a good paying job
>>708638833
you've got 10 for a quid you pleb, or get a bottle of rubbing alcohol to clean everything at once
>>708637057
I used to do the same and still do if I have some tobacco from a blunt. Either make a plug out of weed before you grind, use stems, or a get a bowl that has multiple holes around the inside (Gravlabs octobowl for example).
Don't use screens, you look like a faggot when you do.
>>708639093
Gravlabs bowls and pipes are great...plus they last long time. I just had to replace my pipe after 2 years
>>708621945
Ive drove high so many times i cant count, been pulled over high around 4 times and once i flicked the joint out as he flicked on his lights, still no issues
>>708638962
i keep burning through them
>>708639093
using weed as a plug sounds good
>>708621314
Clean your house. Trust in Jah.
It fucks your lungs up. After a decade of smoking weed I had to switch to edibles, as it fucks up your lungs.
Also, grinders help but you don't really need one unless you vape.
Bongs over bowls, and stay away from smoking lots of joints, the heat and the way you smoke them makes them worse than a bubbler or bong. We aren't all Tricky.
>>708639399
I agree and disagree. For me, and a few of my friends, Grav pieces are considered cursed. Personally I've lost 2 bowls, a pipe, and a bubbler from Grav. My Illadelph on the other hand.. Fuck I can't get enough!
>>708639482
Yeah just pull slow if you're having problems still. The bowl I have has 7 or 8 tiny holes around the side of it and I rarely pull anything other than ash through.
22g
>>708640266
Dude I think you need to take your cat to the vet, that's one fucked up furball.
>>708640534
fucked up furball that got me high.
>>708621591
That's how tolerance works. Just like how we accept more and more bullshit from niggers b cause they're consistent with the amount of bullshit they produce.
>>708622024
False.
need advice b/ros
Smoked weed three times, nothing happened. Third time, fckn stooooooned as fuck,couldn't talk/walk. But you dont think i can get normal high or what?
>>708622445
same here. Just got off work and am high on some green crack from hso. Anyone gaming on l4d2 on steam atm or want to?
>>708640209
Ill are nice too... I've had good experiences with my grav pipes because the many times I have dropped it, it didn't break. I'm talking about the small pipes, at home I use a silver surfer
>>708621314
If you ain't chokin' you ain't tokin'
>>708640971
What's your steam? YES
>>708640789
It could just be the weed strain you smoke wasn't good but the last time it was good
>>708622724
been smoking everyday for like a year straight. I am literally addicted to weed as I am now isolated and only want to smoke weed. I would rather go home and smoke weed than a popping college party. I have to go home when I am out because I need that good night hit. My life is slowly blending into a dream like state of this abyss we live in...high af.
Don't
>>708621538
Cuck doesnt know how fucking marijuana works. Carl Sagan for one, was a lifetime user of marijuana.
TL;DR Get good, faggot
>>708641217
No i smoked joints, then the third time i took a full bong
>>708641158
hennypenny
>>708621945
>Bubbler>Pipe
Implying that gnarly poorly designed bubbler is better than a pipe
>>708641406
Oh well that explains it...joints burn it all in air...bongs go straight to the dome
