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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Get fucked up, it's Friday Edition
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>>708612916
And raise a glass to the homie.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Hbnudes
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>>708612916
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>>708612916
>>708612970
It's thursday though?
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>>708613289
u the same guy as yesterday?
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>>708614255
i remember when i was new
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I'm having donuts for dinner. What about you fags?
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>>708613289
names? they are hot
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>>708614381
Subway.
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>>708614255
The days all blend into one when you have no reason to go outside
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Slow thread today team. Auckfag checking in
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>>708614942
That's because I'm not here yet.
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>>708615044
What do you have to say for yourself now
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>>708615044
Sup, IDbro
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Where the chch puss/boipuss at?
Get at me
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Dunedin reporting..

3 day weekend hype. can't wait for my class to finish tomorrow, tempted to not goto it but missed it on wednesday so kinda need to go.
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>>708615217
kek
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>>708615567
kek
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>>708613289
nice
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>>708612916
>tfw drinking alone/not alone
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>>708616035
You're never alone when you have /b/ friend.
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>>708615567
>Posting the fake version
Shame on you anon
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>>708616209
People who unironically dislike IDbro have no shame
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>>708616271
is it fine to ironically dislike him?
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>>708616209
nice photoshop faggot. did you do that all by yourself?
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>>708616409
:^)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r
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>>708616507
fake and gay
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>>708616618
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>>708613289
>makeup in the bath
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>>708613289
these fucking dog filters man, what is the world coming to?
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>>708616888
>snapchat filter that does that along with the puppy thingy
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>>708615184
moar
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>>708617325
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>>708617379
name?
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>>708617494
cant remember sorry
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>new zealand
>white
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>>708617787
?
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>>708617533
i would rather stick my hand in a blender and grind it all the way down to the elbow.
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>>708618083
do it on cam
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>>708618114
if this thread makes it to 300 i will do it on livestream
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Where's ya dunedin nudes at?
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>>708618145
Don't make deals unless you're planning on following through, because I can shitpost this thread to 300 easy.
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>>708618145
Righto, boys. The target is set. Let's go.
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>>708618208
not here

>>708618217
ill help
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>>708618217
unlikely without tankfags
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Guy I went to school with posted this today
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>>708618252
This is now a nudes thread
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>>708618265
I don't need tankfags to shitpost.
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>>708618265
Racecarfag standing by ready to sub for them
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>>708618332
Ooooo baby
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>>708618301
>>708618334
nudesfag reporting in
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>>708618332
fuark..
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>>708618372
another nudesfag reporting in
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>>708618432
fuck off cunt
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>>708618334
>>708618372
>>708618432

Welcome aboard
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>>708618432
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>>708618475
Holy shit, is he OK?
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>>708618332
>>708618492
I swear to God if this is gaynazi again..
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>>708618513
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>>708618372
Glad to have you on board
>>708618492
Cheers, cob.
>>708618515
Shhh, anon...
Just pretend.
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>>708618500
keep it up fam
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>>708618475
destroyed in seconds bruh
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here we go
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>>708618550
good job
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>>708618550
>>708618540
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>>708618515
I'm not GN, I'm not IDbro either.
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>>708613289
That is a risky picture mi amigo
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>>708618552
We're in fucking business now
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>>708618583
Nice collection!
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>>708618583
>>708618576
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>>708618625
whos in it? look familiar
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>>708618649
>vlc
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>>708618676
it's a flipgram video, download it, use VLC to screenshot.
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>>708618715
cheeky
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>>708618647
these are only some average-good ones

>>708618649
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>>708618649
>>708618676
>>708618715
>error
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>>708618649
Whats her snapchat
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This one is on-topic, it's New Zealand. Not a bad looking country.
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>>708618649
whos this dude?
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>>708618265
>>708618145
You're fucked now
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>>708618755
no fucking clue, read what ive said.

>>708618754
blame windows 10, does that for some reason

>>708618738
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whats up lovely people
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>>708618787
/nzg/ "Will it blend?" edition is a go now
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threds ded just let it die. night cucks
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>>708618841
I would've voted for this flag
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>>708618675
My neighbours niece on the right, I am 27 now and she was born when I was about 9 or 10.

Give it another year before you save that pic bruh
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>>708618886
too late, you might as well tell us her name /b/ro
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>>708618816
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>>708618816
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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>>708618956
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>>708618857
that "oh shit I'm not gonna blend my fucking hand" moment.

>>708618851
kek

>>708618915
too soon bro
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>>708618956
dirty haha
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>>708618927
it's jason bourne.
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is /soc/ down?
>>>/soc/
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>>708618980
you have much more?
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>>708618983
i'd prolly also do it rather than go on tiny chat tbh fam smh
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>>708619029
Does anyone care?
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>>708619001
jason is a guys name?
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>>708619034
keep posting and i'll do the same fam
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>>708619029
Only when there's also a french thread on the front page
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>>708619081
was just keen to trade if u have better stuff
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>>708619081
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT ALL NUDESFAG ARE CANCER
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>>708619191
not really keen on trading.
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>>708619248
Nudesfags are working for the greater good of some fag putting his arm in a blender for keks

And also tiddies
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>>708619248
okay virgin
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>>708619191
>trading nudes like ciggies in prison instead of just posting them
Anon...
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>>708612916
It's not Friday yet you dumb cunt.
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>>708619272
oh yeah how come
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>>708619290
>implying he will deliver
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>>708619334
welly?
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>>708619334
dunno tbh just don't.
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>>708618592
If you're not gn or idbro.... who are you?
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>>708619334
Probably because all the pics you keep posting are of 14 year olds.
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>>708619442
Just an old newfag
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>>708619455
trying to be edgy aint working for you mate

>>708619431
alg

>>708619426
idk who are they?
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>>708619431
> i will literally cuck you
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>>708619487
Figured it was you.
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>>708619562
keep it comin
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Sup cunt nuggets, I fapped in Victoria Park, I attempted to hang myself, and generally fucked chch. How's the day been for you?
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>>708619603
we're trying to get to 300 here, shall do.
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>>708619671
whos flipagram is that from bro?
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>>708619623
Your day sounds better, in all honesty
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>>708619795
cant remember, someones birthday.

more of her from same flipagram
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Heinz or Watties?
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>>708619927
Neither
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>>708619927
Depends really.. somethings go well with Watties (pies, sausage rolls etc) but somethings go better with Heinz (chips hotdogs fish etc).
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>>708619852
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>>708619990
more from same flipagram
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>>708619990
name????
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>>708619927
Heinz is Watties, they bought them ages ago, but for the record Heinz ketchup for the win.
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>>708619967
This is the correct answer, but only richfags have both
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>>708620042
which girls birthday was it

>>708620058
idk man
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>>708619990
I like this.
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>>708620114
yuge
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>>708620071
Yeah that's the problem.

>>708620114
i don't know this was like early last year.
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>708620182
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>>708620305
L.C-N?
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>>708620227
see
>>708618083
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>>708620305
NICE
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>>708620305
>product placement
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>>708620366
Halfway there, champ
Rev up that BlendTec
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i came here to kick some kiwi ass
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>>708620337
not sure who you mean but i think so
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NZ girls are so ugly. So glad I'm with a cute german.
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>>708620616
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>>708612916
get that revolting english cunt flag off the nz flag
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>>708620793
post pic as proof?

>>708620806
come on you can do better
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I want to kill myself for the first time in a long time. What do?
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>>708620869
Go away John.
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>>708619487
I'd like to set that on fire. You're using the wrong flag mate
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more welly sluts
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>>708620871
its hard to find stuff I haven't posted a lot before.
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>>708620914
royalist scum get out of nz
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>>708620918
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>>708620893
act impulsively
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>>708621022
savage
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can someone post that webm of quercy sucking off a trap?
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>>708621130
no
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>>708621012
Still better than the current one tbh.
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>>708621130
No
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welly
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You're all gay.
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>>708621415
anyone got dunners?
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>>708621437
dunners is in tc
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>>708621415
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>>708621437
i've posted a couple dunners already
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Anyone lurking for nudes?
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>>708621604
yup
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>>708621604
No, I am lurking to see someone blend their arm
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>>708621479
tc?
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Chch
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>>708621797
tinychat
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>>708621999
Nice trips

also he ment nudes of people from dunners
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>>708621944
name?
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Kaity bonner nudes anyone?
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Like 3 weeks ago someone mentioned Bryn Massey. Any nudes? Dunedin.
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>>708622056
i swear that anyone that has her nudes and is willing to post them
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Aussie here, but in the spirit of cross water friendship and seeing some bloke blend his hand off, I would like to assist
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>>708622043
so did I
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>>708622225
Fuckin' good cunt. Onya, Bruce.
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>>708622225
when the aussies come to shitpost you know shit got real
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>>708622225
>>708622222
kys?
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>>708622225
I posted this picture to make you feel more at home
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Amazing night for Nudefags
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Commoooon guys i know atleast one of you has kaity bonner nudes
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>>708622694
just let the thread die.
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>>708622694
someone better fucking have it, i have a snapchat but it's pixelated from the filters being removed fucking snapchat
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>>708622694
Don't be a weirdo cuck and go flirt with her for fuck sakes. If you're nice to a girl she will 100% want to send you nudes.
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Post your regular Subway order GO
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best nz noods eva
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>>708622903
Footlong Meatball on Roasted Garlic Bread
Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Capsicum, Gherkins, Jalapenos
Hot Chili Sauce
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>>708622903
tbh i never liked subway bro

normally just get the sub of the day
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Chch
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>>708622903
White bread, no meat, no cheese, no salad.
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>>708623067
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Chch providing
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>>708623100
You forgot getting it toasted for a minute and sticking it under the drinks machine until you're asked to leave
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>>708623067
name?
>>708623133
Name?
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>>708623181
No
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Any Emily hall in welly?
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double turkey, lettuce, cheese and if there are doritos put some of them on that shit and fucken bang it in your mouth you dumb cunt
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Chch
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>>708623357
age?
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>>708623397
19
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>>708623594
moar?
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>>708623641
Oo
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>>708623402
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>>708623814
unload all?
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Can anyone who can photoshop make this not shit please?
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>>708623735
Nice
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>>708623402
that's it quercy. suck it like a good girl
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>>708623594
Initials/name?
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>>708624001
It's already perfect
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>>708621012
This is still better than that fern shit we got offered.
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chch sluts
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>>708619963
underrated post
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>>708620893
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>>708624429
more of them?
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>>708624429
moar chch sluts
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>>708624429
names?
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>>708624970
No one wants those south island livestock. stuop posting animals!!
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post more noods 4 names>>708624970
>>708624785
>>708624636
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>>708624001
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>>708625100
i just wanted more, not names.
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>>708625234
tidier but still pretty shitty. It's perfect. Thank you.
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>>708625100
this is all i got really
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>Nudesfags cant even get the thread to 300
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Where are all the auckland asian nudes at
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>>708625493
bruh do you want me to start shitposting nudes again
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Rotas checkn in
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>>708625493
IDbro was a nudesfags. Fact.
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>>708625680
Wouldn't say no to that
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>>708625493
obvious bait is obvious
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>>708625761
Obviously taking the obvious bait
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>>708625314
Don't have PS so was just messing around in paint but glad you like
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>>708625829
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>>708625937
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>>708625680
jesus christ, post moar of these
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>>708626133
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Bumping 4 dunedin nudes
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>>708624951
T.B?
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latebro here.

what have you cunts got planned for the weekend?

also looking for HBC nudes if they are around
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>708627413▶
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>>708627548
I am hoping to get my penis touched but more likely I will end up getting drunk alone and going on to TC.
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>>708627548
getting absolutely smashed on Saturday, apart from that shit all.
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>>708627548
Moving some trees and then getting blackout drunk on here with you cunts
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>>708627601
>>708627604
>>708627716

im doing a collection of what your all doing.

chopping firewood in the day, going out to a gig, fail at trying to get my dick touched, get goobered drunk, go home and jump on /nzg/
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>>708628036
You'll only fail if you expect to fail, anon. Go out there and get your dick touched, you champion!
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>>708628152
im not overly worried if i dont. i mean have you ever been to a metal gig? 50% 10/10 chicks and 50% 0/10 chicks. regardless of getting my dick touched im getting smashed, its saturday lets wreck shit.
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>>708628487
Averages out at 100% 5/10 thats not to bad
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>>708628993
lol, well i guess beer goggles will help.
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