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Come back virgin chan
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>>708611839

My girlfriend was 24. Not every girl is handing it out in high school mr boomerang-dick. Its rare, but sometimes they wait.
I didnt get this post into the last thread fast enough.
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No
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Damn auto sage
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This is now gore bread
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is this hymen enough?
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Still need to see that heiman pic op
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>>708612114
yummmyyy
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>>708612114
>>708612142
Nope, try again?
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>>708612142
diamonds
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>>708612142
Could you take it more straight on not from above?
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>>708612114
>>708612142
Best camwhore I've seen for quite some time.
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>>708612197
not trying again
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i gotta be honest, this is a legend in the making. 4 am here idgaf
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>>708612114
>>708612142
holy shit, she soldiers on
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>>708612142
I know this sounds strange, but could I get some pictures of your hands? They're quite pretty. :)
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>>708612226
I tried, I just want one more...
>honesty
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>>708612142
Look virgin chan girl, if you're interested in making 4 grand a week and moving to Australia, here's my throaway email address make one yourself and we can discuss [email protected]
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>>708612224
>>708612213
>>708612194
>>708612111
>>708612061
go back to the other thread
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>>708612226

can i get my jak and daxter pic with whatever your favorite game is?

ive been playing games too long i can only get hard when i see esrb ratings
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>>708611965
Oh shit, she honoured my soles request

Moar?
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>>708612306
lul
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>>708612213
Why did I kek so hard
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Someone asked me to get shorts on
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>>708612234
We should make t-shirts... "I was there when virgin-chen posted."
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>>708612142
its a nice try, but you kind of need a better angle looking straight up there, it is pretty hard to get a pic of it without a speculum to spread you open
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>>708612289
her hands are fucking gorgeous
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>>708612306

cocks inbound
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ass and legs in shorts please
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>>708612361
tongue plss
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>>708612306
No thanks, I'm good :)
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>>708612351
Cuz it was funny.
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damn, I missed out. Anyone got the original pics?
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>>708612361
Its long shot but if you pee those shorts i will definetly cum
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>>708612361
youre amazing, but im still waiting for a bare-back picture
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hand
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>>708612366
honestly, this is the best thread like this i have ever seen. the only thing that would make it better is context - she comes back next week and does an ootd strip, maybe slips a digit in somewhere
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>>708612455
We all swore not to save them.
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>>708612426
Your choice, just needed a glorified babysitter.
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>>708612482
Could you do one comepletely nude full body pic? no face of course just we havnt seen all of you in one pic yet
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>>708612513
tongue on feet
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>>708612513
Please take more pictures, they're amazing!
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>>708612478
nahhhh

>>708612482
there were a few in the previous threads, and im wearing a shirt now, it's kind of cold
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>>708612513
marker in pussy
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>>708612558
^^
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>>708612518

okay bro ill shoot you an email go ahead and give me the deets ill watch ur kids
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you know she is just pretend to be virgin right? any girl can make it look like they have ''hymen'' its just to stretch out the outer lips to make it looks smaller.
also there is no chanche in the world anyone can tell if a girl is virgin or not you fucking virgins
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Op you are a goddamn legend. 4 threads all about you and your amazing body. Goddamn good job Virgin-chan
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Flash us with one tit out your shirt?
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>>708612621
haha there you go! Help a bro out :)
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>>708612558
this
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>>708612593
would you just pull up your shirt for a lower back shot? ass in picture would be 100+ bonus points
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New queen of /b/? Virgin-Chan?
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>>708612644
but op nobody lies online
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>>708612644
You do realize that if the hymen is intact, the girl is obviously a virgin. Go learn biology boy

>>708612649
Thanks :)
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Can someone repost the previous images? Just got here
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>>708612680
Pull shorts up into pussy. also butt pic in shorts?
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god damn, please reposts of previous pics!
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>>708612718
fake virgin-chan
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>>708612731
fucking respect
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>>708612142
Closer pls?
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>>708612680

I'll fap mighty tonight, Alyssa
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>>708612558
This op?
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>>708612680
you still have clothes on?
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>>708612814
For the love of god show off those beautiful soles more
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>>708612814
bend over on all fours?
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>>708612814
short-sleeve shirt with some asshole action?
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>>708612819
Already done that
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>>708612844
this
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>>708612814
More of your feet and hands, they're beautiful.
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>>708612855
a standing pic in no clothes?
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>>708612824
yes

>>708612850
no, done that alot of times and my knees hurt
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>>708612814
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>>708612814

got a ass like a black tennis player

can i get a pick of you holding a copy of littlebigplanet between your feet? you seem like a littlebigplanet type of girl.
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>>708612844
+1
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>>708612814
lying on side, just legs/lower body?
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anyone willing to repost earlier pics?
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>>708612950
an entire leg shot would be amazing
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>>708612814
shove panties inside vagina
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>>708612850
got you covered, nigger
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>>708612957
No, I don't want to end the thread prematurely with old pictures...
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the only thing making me believe shes a virgin is that she wont put anything in her, not even a finger in the mouth. no overly sexual poses. not even a pic of her masturbating

maybe she has a cleft palate
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>>708612928
Don't and would never like that. I play horror fps.
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>>708612993
>>708612977
too late
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>>708612957
>>708612993
yeah good point me too, i have all exept the very first thread
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Op its gonna sound weird but can you do something nerdy? pic with video games? rub clir with game controller? anything?
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>>708612977
With ass facing the cam m8
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>>708612993
after?
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>>708612977
fucking christ, 9/10 ass with 9/10 tits is a fucking goldmine
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>>708613009

id shag a girl with a little joaquin pheonix action if she had a cute face...
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>>708613065
nah
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>>708612977
You have a beautiful arch. I would like to go inside you and then pull out and cum all over your back.
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>>708613043
Not OP here. Buddy that ain't weird, that's pretty normal. There are a lot more worse things than anything "nerdy"
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>>708613043
I torrent my games
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>>708613076
I'll probably make a thread tomorrow posting all of her pictures.
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>>708613136
rofl too right
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>>708612957
>>708612993
Repost them in this thread: >>708612025

It's already started.
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>>708612977
How does it feel knowing that I came looking at you?
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>>708613170
I be on the watch out
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>>708612993
>>708612957
I've been monitoring and fapping while playing vidya. I've saved them all, so don't fret.
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>>708612977
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>>708613014

PLEASE S.T.A.L.K.E.R. BETWEEN THIGHS ITS MY FAVORITE EVEN GOT A TATTOO OF IT IM A FULL BREWWWW
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>>708613146
>I torrent my games

fucking goddess
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Rub pussy over panties with game controller?
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>>708613103
i didnt mean it disparagingly , jsut tryna figure out why she doesnt feel sexy and refuses to show mouth

not complaining either, but she is insistent on being named virgin-chan and im skeptical of anyone claiming to be a virgin while posting pics of their pretty lil waxed asshole
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>>708613146
what games do you play ?
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>>708612731
hymen-thin is just made up my men who wants to threat thir girls like objects and give them no sexuality.
the ''hymen'' is just a bit skin who disapear when the girl is over the age of 3 or so. it also dissapear when girls jumping, running etc.
there is no way in the world anyone can tel if a girl is virgin or not, same with guys.
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>>708613247
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>>708612977
lying on side with ass sticking out? cannot handle your curves
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>>708613280
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>>708613214
dude i LOVE stalker. played all of the series, BUT. My old CD's are in another country and the new ones are torrented, I have no cd's, sorry :( I would love to do that. Stalker has been one of my most favorite games of all time, F.E.A.R also being one of them.
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I accidentally saved a thumbnail instead of the pic on the last thread fml
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>>708613305
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>>708613305
Fuck off
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>>708612977
We need more pictures of your hands and feet!
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>>708613332
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>>708613260

probably doesnt want to risk being identified any more than she might be already.

as for the virgin part, who knows.
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>>708613332
>>708613305
>>708613280
not right now nufegs
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>>708613260
>refuses to show mouth
Man I gotta do everything...
I'm not OP btw.
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>>708613359
what the fuck
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>>708612844
>>708612977
I need you to do this
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>>708612814
So nothing nerdy op? maybe do this pic but bend forward more? or pull them downabout half way?
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>>708613275
Biology man, study it.

>>708613269
Just horror fps like stalker, dying light, fear, halflife, dead space and etc.
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>>708612213
Never gets old
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>>708613392
She did say that would be the only mouth/tongue pic
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>>708613275
yeah, you're a fucking idiot
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>>708613412
rofl right
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>>708613343
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>>708613442
I know, but obviously it had to get reposted.
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found my old sister's gloves
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>>708613392
i told her to do that without a cone and but she put ice cream on her nips instead, threw me off
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I have been following from the begging and want to stay all night but i have class in a couple hours. would you please do a spread leg pic with no bottoms on before i go?
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>>708613473
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>>708613320

sweet fuck youre a saint. you from outside the states?

i have a tattoo of the lion from pripyat
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Can you take off your shirt but leave the shorts on
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>>708613497
winters coming for you op
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>>708613544
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post more ass pls and feet
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>>708613497
somehow you find a way to put another piece of clothing on, i'm disappointed OP
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>>708613497
Put something between buttcheeks?
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>>708613497
More feet please
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>>708613521
i don't think that's very amazing, that lion is from an old russian cartoon, that's how it ended up in pripyat
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>>708613576
Fuck off anon seriously
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>>708613509
I already made alot of those, don't really want to remove my clothes, sorry
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>>708612213
At least it improved his lame haircut.....
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>>708613633
You don't need to remove any clothing to give us pictures of your hands and feet.
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>>708613633
um if ur not going to get naked then gtfo
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>>708613633
I mean similar to the splits where you sit and spread your legs as wide as you can. maybe willing to do with shots pulled to the side or jsut witha camel toe?
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>>708613689
she already did faggot
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>>708613598

didnt say it was amazing, just said i had it
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>>708613689
this. and don't tryn recycle pics puddin pop, i was in the first thread
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>>708612513
in those shorts post a pic from behind, on your knees, legs together, ass gently resting on your feet, bending a little forward at the same time. I think those shorts will make your ass look better
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c-c-combo
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>This fucking perma-virgin posting gore
>Implying that everyone on this site isn't completely desensitized to gore
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>>708613681
im so down with you putting different clothes on
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>>708613721
are you gonna stay here while she puts on her hat and coat too? she ran out of steam
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>>708613730
No I mean like, a tattoo is something forever. You sure that lion was a good decision?
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>>708613740
That's fucking perfect! Thank you so much!!!
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>>708613740
do this
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>>708613760
you obviously werent here earlier...
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>>708613704
?
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>>708613740
never wanted to cum on feet til just now
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>>708613740
How is it that you are a virgin or *why rather? Do you not want to have sex or have you just decided its something you want to wait for because of marriage?

If it is something to wait for isnt it sort of a paradox to be sluttin around on the net if it is for moral reasons?

Honestly curious.
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>>708613808
did that
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>>708613740
take just your shirt off but leave the shorts on
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do this
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>>708613808
shes already done that plenty of times
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>>708613833
I just don't feel the need to have sex and I don't want to do it with someone I'm not gonna have my future life with.
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>>708613740
Hnngggg!!!!! Thank you very much.
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>>708613845
didn't look back, didn't arch enough. its ok maybe you need to stretch, take 5 we'll wait
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>>708613893
Understandable
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Could you do the squatting from earlier in the short?
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>>708613770

i like him. hes my wingman. wouldnt have gotten it if i wasnt ready to have it on my arm my whole life.

everybody just thinks its the lion from madagascar but i just agree with that because nobody knows what stalker is for the most part.
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put a shoe on youre head
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>>708613917
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>>708613911
Im not gonna look back.
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shoe on head
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>>708613937
That's nice to hear :) but yeah, strangely enough, not many people know of stalker while it being an amazing game.
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>>708613956
do it and do it good
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Any of these please op
>>708613929
>>708613875
>>708613795
>>708613737
>>708613704
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Is this bitch gonna get naked or what?
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>>708613893
You don't feel the need to have intercourse with someone but you at the same time feel the need to take off your clothes and garnish attention from random men online?

I appreciate the response but curious why is it that you need the outside validation of other people looking at you naked? What do you get from this?

Full autist here trying to understand.
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>>708612111
Is he ok?
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>>708614068
shes been naked already. you missed out.
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One more closer heimen pic for the road? set you chan name in stone by giving a really good one
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>>708614068
we've had 4 threads with her, she's been nude for every single one... You're talking jibberish.
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>>708614015
plenty of people have heard of it, maybe not specifically the lion in pripyat, coz damned if i remember that bit and i played the shit out of all the stalker games
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>>708614074
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>>708614083
Yeah he's good.
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Anyway, there's too much shitposting from that guy with the gore stuff, and I'm just not feeling it anymore. Thank you for staying here with me, have a good day and goodbye :)

>>708614074
I don't need validation, I was here because I was bored and as I said, i don't feel anything while doing it.
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>>708612194
I hope she makes it.....
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>>708614015

not outside of somewhat more "hardcore" gamers. the tattoo is a good conversation starter and then i can immediately scare them away by talking about russian video games called stalker.


forever alone
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>>708614074
Why don't you shut your fucking retard mouth and enjoy the show. Stop trying to ruin the ride you thunder cunt.
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>>708614107
Will somebody be a /b/ro and post the images?
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>>708614083
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>>708614115
its true . gettin greedy now
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>>708614147
Goodnight, thank you for sharing you, and your evening with us. Come around again! :)
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>>708614147
good luck with work homegirl
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I was just spreading some good vibes and I'm glad that people enjoyed their night/day.
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>>708614147
Thanks, you too!
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>>708614147
bye bby
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Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
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>>708614147
Thanks for all your posts op. remember to come back to us i now consider you the new queen of /b/
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>>708614147
Goodnight Virgin-chan! Thanks for all the amazing pics.
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Thanks and bye!
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>>708614205
luv ya for it, take care
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>>708614147
I would love to see your mangled corpse and fuck it
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>>708614147
sucks you're leaving, but you done good.
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>>708614232
she'll always be queen...to me
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>>708614147
sorry about your knees.
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>>708612540
He looks relaxed....
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Now someone needs to put this chicks work in a Dropbox
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so reposts now?
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>>708614246
Fuck you you neet piece of shit
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>>708614147
I didnt see all the threads, but as a true oldfag i have to say it was good to see a cool camgirl again. It has been a very long time. Enjoy yourself :)
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>>708613740
Damn I want to Argo fuck you.
Can you record yourself moaning and whimpering on vocaroo?
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>>708614147
thx my little croatian angel, luv u, hope u have a gud day
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Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
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>>708614147
Also, congratulations on becoming the new Queen of /b/ to a lot of us. :)
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>>708614261
im sure everyone whos been here since the first thread, myself included, have fully accepted her as our spiritual leader.
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>>708614382
Agreed
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>>708614333
What's a neet
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>>708614382
I was the one to make the post regarding giving her a name.
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>>708614434
then you can be the high priest. what shall we name you?
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>>708614434
I was the one who... no, wait, I just lurked.
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>>708614406
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dropboxcom/sh/yw24m96xps7uzuw/AABgIxiX62akW75tBfMO-KQYa?dl=0

VirginChan Dropbox.
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a dropbox would be good too
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>>708614434
unless you were the naked girl nobody cares
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>>708614434
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>>708614476
To clear things up, I did not come up with the name "Virgin-Chan" I was simply the first to propose that she was deserving of a name for us to remember her as.
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Do the safety dance, and post a webm of it. Because if a friend don't dance, then he is no friend of mine.
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>>708614147
goobuy
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>>708614246
Ow, that edge
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>>708614434
and I'm the one who named her Virgin Chan, but nobody actually gives a fuck about any of that, so kill yourself
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>>708614566
i dont remember asking for details. i asked for a name.
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>>708614406
You.
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>>708614525
is that all of them?
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>>708614651
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>>708614693
There's a bunch missing.
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Yes
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>>708614246
need to be 18+ to post here kiddo

Nobody gives two shits about gore until you be a worthless neet that wishes he could blow his head off like the pictures he jacks it to spamming his fetish in what should have been a based virgin chan thread
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>>708614744
anyone have the rest than?
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>>708614766
Get fucked with your pussy ass virgin thread
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>>708614818
I've got'em all.
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>>708614913
dropbox or just post please?
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>>708614876
Anon, gore is for newfags and le edgy 12 year olds on 4chan who think 4chan is the coolest place on the internet. 4chan is garbage and when we get a decent thread, you go around pulling your le edge lord child stunt. Go anHero faggot. Do us all a favor.
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>>708614952
/BDXCdnx
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>>708615065
i posted all exept the very first one
can you do this ? >>708614913
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>>708614975
>newfags
>edgy 12 year olds
Considering I'm neither of these things and been on and off since 09 I guess you can just go fuck yourself.
I have a real rage when I see femanons trying for attention. It makes me want to slit a bitches throat.
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>>708615120
I have all except the very first pic as well.

>>708615065
I don't know what to do with that
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>>708615175
2edgy4me
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>>708615232
This was the first picture.
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>>708615260
3edgy5me
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>>708615232
volafile io/r and you put the rest (dont forget the dot)
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>>708615175
>rawr ive been since 09 i say over the internet

get fucked you sad lonely little shit. Theres an easy solution to your cuck problem, and that is dont go on the fucking thread you fucking dipshit.

>IM ANGRY AND LONELY AND A VIRGIN SO I HAVE TO RUIN EVERYONE ELSES THREAD BECAUSE IM SAD A PATHETIC
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>>708615175
you need a hug

you won't get one

the end
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>>708615292
reminds me of a chick who carved a swastika above her boob

wanted to model, said they could cover up her scars with makeup

pretty but dumb
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>>708615301
>I'm so mad because I'm a lonely virgin neckbeard
Whatever you say you self loathing fuckface. Gawking over some dumb ass cunt along with the rest of the faggots in this thread
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>>708615301
So who is really the lonely faggot? Praying to get an ounce of attention from some stupid ass femanon
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>>708615563
I don't care about torso pics or hymens

but you are just trying to hard, you reek of desperation, plz include 4chan in suicide note
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>>708615563
Me and my girlfriend were actually enjoying the tread together you sad lonely pile of garbage. We get off on voyeurism and virgin chan is super cute. Thanks for turning my chick off with your gore you steaming pile of monkey jizz.
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>>708615733
Your welcome faggot
Glad she can never unsee it
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how many trump faggots are going to kill themselves nov 9?

not enough
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>>708615956
okay im still get laid tonight while you jerk off to someone's face getting blown off.

Like i said, sad pathetic little waste of space.
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>>708616135
Lol well my girlfriend is getting her degree in Marine Biology
And I'm currently employed by the state
Yeah I may have to Jack off tonight but I get pussy every fucking weekend. She drives 2 fucking hours just to see me for half a day
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>>708616426
Yeah, she's getting nigger dicked in the week. She only comes around on the weekends because she feels bad for cucking you so hard with 50 different niggers in one night.
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>>708616426
I also want to add that you're so pathetic she only spends half a day with you? Face it, you're her fall back when other dicks aren't readily available.
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>>708612289
Look at this virgin beta using smiley faces while being aroused by hands
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>>708616587
Except niggers don't go to college
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>>708615733
>he has to lie to strangers on the internet about having a girlfriend in a camwhore thread
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>>708616773
Did I say that stupid apes were in college? She goes to the street corner and bends over like a dog in heat and niggers can smell that shit from a mile away lol
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>>708616745
I work 12 hours a day even over weekends. So in total she is only spending about 12 - 18 hours with me when I'm home before she has to go back to school
Nice try though
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>>708616857
>Also I would like to add
Aren't you suppose to be getting laid right now faggot
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>>708616863
Why would you work 12 hours a day? Do you get paid minimum wage? Jesus, I have 2 new cars, an established 401k and own a condo and I barely work 40 hours a week. So not only is your girl cucking you, you work your ass to the bone? That's really sad. You should kill yourself, immediatly.
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>>708617047
I get paid 15$ and hour in Texas as a Correctional Officer
Sometimes I work more than 14 hours a day but that's rare.
I do get days off but the day rotates weekly
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>>708617230
Fo real tho, you need a better job. I get paid almost twice as much as you as a drug compounder. Only needed 9 mos schooling too. Sometimes there isn't 40 hrs worth of worth and I go in and leave when I want as long as the compounds are done.
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>>708617447
Yeah No fucking kidding. I fucking hate standing up for 12 God damn hours. Working at a prison is probably the reason I'm so fucking pissed all the time
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>>708613421
WHY
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>>708617843
Like, dude I was just talking shit, my gf is actually asleep right now after the thread. Tbh I would fucking hate working at a prison. I feel for you. Easy way to get started is as a pharmacy assistant they make about $15. Then do training for 9 mos and get your tech license. You can learn compounding as a tech and it's a pretty tits job. I work with drugs all day. Mostly it's hormone creams for ladybois but I don't ask shit. Sometimes you make cool shit like 50mg hydrocodone caps because old people need to get stoned as shit.
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>>708618338
Thanks man I'm definitely going to look into this now.
Sorry I ruined your bread. Appreciate the time you took to explain the process that needs to be taken. Then maybe I could actually spend some time with my girl. Criminal Justice is so fucking stupid anyways.
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>>708614434
>>708614476
>>708614382
go kill yourselves desperate virgins

or alternatively fuck off back to memeddit with the easy whore- how ugly does she have to be if shes still a virgin but doesnt mind spreading her cunt online for thousands of neckbeards for a shred of attention?
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>>708618338
On a side note
I once seen a guy cutt off his own testicles because he said they were talking to him. We got him to medical and they sewed them back on. Then he cutt then off again and flushed them down the shitter. Like seriously Wtf lol
Shit like that goes on all the fucking time. And I got to fucking call ICS and do a bunch of paperwork on a guy cutting off his nuts. It's crazy man
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>>708618630
Yeah man. Super easy start, there's like a 4 hour video and test you have to take for your assistant license, then do tech in training work on the job. You get paid and educated. Compounding pharmacies are a dying breed though, I only know of mine and one other in my city. But shit, i started making $14 with benefits and just worked my way to compounding.
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>>708618785
My parents are retires cops, ive heard some horror stories, especially about the hookers and how fucking vile some of them are.
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>>708618875
Alright I'm out bro
Again I appreciate cha'
Have a good night. Stay out of trouble because the pen fucking sucks so much dick. It's a fucking shitshow everyday for everyone inside
Peace brother
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>>708612142
First time i seen in my life. Please post moar. Please need to see
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>>708619479
Please someone post old pics. Need to see
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