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What do u think of churkas?
>>708604676
why do you fucks like dota so much
Go fucking out of here stupid slav scum
cyka byatt
>>708604676
are we going to war with you? amerifat btw
>>708604893
Only retarded ones of us play dota and csgo
>>708604839
they are different, but i hate most of them
>>708604893
dunno, i don't like dota. my ex-friend likes it so much, and it is one of the reasons why we are not communicating anymore
ты откуда? я из Сиетла
>>708604676
why did you hack the dnc
What are The Slot, Stigmata or Tracktor Bowling like live?
I want to learn russian, aside practicing, is there any tips you can give me?, been using the "masterrussian" site a lot for studying and already learnt to read cyrillic albeit slowly, a lot of problems come with the informal written "ye"s that read like "yo"s and such, and suffixes, any good ways or tricks to learn those?
>>708604676
Now there are 2 Russians in the thread, don't you mind, op?
>>708605124
No one here wants a war with you, my dear ameritards.
>>708605017
you are funny
>>708605124
it seems like yes
but i hate our government and i think that war will be a fucking mistake for all of us
>>708605229
я с россии лол
>>708605287
i don't care, tbh
>>708605466
have you checked interpals.net ?>>708605584
no problem,mate!
>>708605466
Forget about it, our language is hard and illogical, just fucking forget about it, learn czech if u like slav languages.
>>708605017
Said superior race ameritards with brain delay
>>708605836
At least we live in a COUNTRY, not in a big piece of shit on earth
>>708606002
you are god damn right
*OP*
>>708605229
Я с Владивостока(не оп) . Ну как там у вас с погодой?
>>708606002
Okay , you've got me here
Russian 3d biggest city, look at this shit guys, do u fucking explain how bad is it?
Just walk on the streets and cry https://www.google.ru/maps/@55.0531593,82.9312924,3a,75y,274.79h,89.98t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFdpMn0YPG9ewIr30TCXc8Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
>>708604676
Is VK more popular than Facebook where you live?
>>708605738
а хуле ты тут на не дваче? )
>>708606140
дождик. прохладно
>>708605466
Just try to read books on Russian and listen some of audio books too. Furthermore you can Skype with some Russians online for practice.
>>708606348
Yes, every fucking retard is using VK in our contry. EVERY, even 8 y.o kids, like it was shown in new south park season. People are trying to get hidden in virtuality, cuz real life are totally bad, well, u can see it by urself. Our society degrades
Why the fuck hasn't there been a third movie yet???
Or is there one and we're just not getting it in the States?
>>708606336
At least we are not choosing between grandma Nixon and orange Hitler, you fuck.
>>708605709
nice. I also don't want war with Russia, just like most other Americans
>>708605738
I sure hope not, but if so, see you on the front lines, comrade
>>708606644
Ahahahahaha, CAUSE U AINT GOT ANY CHOICE DUDE. Ur government won't let u do this. How many years putin is steers ur country? 15? 20?
>>708606336
fucking soviet architecture
>>708606348
absolutely yes. vk is the most popular social network in russia
>>708606407
у меня с overchan на дваче капча не работает
>>708606644
не забывай, что в 2000 мы своего гитлера уже выбрали
>>708604676
how dangerous is it for a guy who looks like a mexican to go to russia? i heard if you go outside the bigger cities people are very racist and sometimes dangerous to darker skinned people
>>708606407
А у нас солнце. Кстати 2ch был продан Абу сраным mail.ru, так что там больше нечего делать.
>>708606934
Fuck you racist shitskin
Not all russians are like that asshole
What do you think about swedes?
inb4 >cucks
>>708604676
Is Putin going to make Russia into The Soviet Union v2.0? Will Comrade Putin restart the cold war era arms race with the imperialist yankees?
>>708606768
Why the Fuck not? Remember the czars period?
>>708604676
Why do people from your culture write/type smileys like )))))) instead of :)
I've always been curious.
A stupid question you might not know the answer to.
) vs :)
>>708607038
No one knows what's inside his head , so maybe.
>>708606736
i will be on american side lol
>>708606934
hmm, i live in a city with ~620k population, my best friend looks like asian, but he hasn't got any problems on the streets.
>>708607007
vk / sweeden_memes
Some people like u.
>>708606934
It's okay if it is a really big city and you will not be living on the outskirts.
>>708606985
calling me racist while you call me a shitskin... ok i guess. it was a qwestion and i guess you answered it... thanks
>>708607075
That's because Russians can't smile. This ")))))" means: "get your fucking smiles you dumbass fuck and get the fuck out moron".
Guys pls take me out of russia, i look pretty good, and i like drugs. Im even ready to be ur whore. 18 y o. I dont want to live here but my family got no money to send me to other country (just like 99% of families here)
>>708607007
as for me, sweden is awesome, but now it's full of arabs
>>708607075
russian internet culture. nobody knows why
>>708607185
Liberaha , eto ti?
>>708606934
i was asking bc i was thinking about buying a chang jiang motorcycle with a sidecar 2wd{ kinda like a ural} and riding it from china up into mongolia and then across siberia and russia and into europe if i can get the visas all worked out. been hearing bad things about dark people not being very welcomed in rural areas. also i heard you guys put up a road that pararalels the siberian express... is it a decent road?
Hey guys how to say "alone" in korean?
>>708607464
couldnt agree you more mate!
>>708607442
Cucks like you are disgrace for our country. Kys you faggot.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYxrsuG0MtM
When are these 2 going to get what's coming to them?
>>708607464
Isn't this )))shit from VK?
>>708607875
It was there a long time before vk appeared, it sourced from oldschool chats and ICQ.
>>708606916
Но все равно у них сейчас выбор между Жириновским и Зюгановым в теле бабки. Надеюсь понял сравнение?
>>708607599
ну хуй знает, можно и так сказать
>>708607875
naaaah, it's from some old forums, i guess
>>708607875
Facebook actually stole VK's ideas.
VK was actually the first FB.... but in Russia.
>>708604676
YouTube vid was for you
>>708608330
That's well known for pretty much everyone in . Especially for Russian anons.
>>708608330
U fucking kidding mate? VK STOLE fb ideas, not FB stole VK lol. Vk has been created in 2006.
>>708606941
Так что раньше все мои друзья были на дваче, а теперь я сижу на 4chan'e
>>708606561
There were no third movie because of financial problems.
>>708606479
That's true , comrade . Even on 2ch there were this fucking teens carrying cancer from VK.
When you're Russian for food, there's no time for Stalin
>>708608635
Shit, I was not reading that idiot's post correctly. Of courcse>>708608752
right
>>708604676
Hey OP, Americans dont want a war with you. You dont want a war with us. We should be friends instead of enemies. Our leaders are such cunts.
>>708609731
Russia is a bad copy of the west world. They steal everything : lifestyle, films, internet, books, EVERYTHING.
https://www.kinopoisk.ru/film/840250/
look this trailer dude, u gonna laugh af if u're high
>>708609937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeGIa5HO37Y
And this. Crazy as hell. My country is so fucking funny but i cant take it anymore
>>708609886
We know that , /b/to , we know...
>>708604676
These bitchs gonna die or no?
https://youtu.be/m-5SgPnpcBw
>>708604676
Blin, any quick tips for learning russian?
>>708610254
Speak with russians in skype for example.
C мочанопараши что ли?
novosibirsk is this tread
hi to everyone
>>708610436
Так мы отсюда все сюда и сбежали (по крайней мере те кто английский знает)
>>708606002
>>708606336
Hi, hobo >>708610525
>>708610525
Ну как там , в сибири ? Снег уже идет?
>>708610170
I went to school and became friends with a Russian exchange student. I like you guys, you have weird cursing though. He taught me a phrase "Go fuck a wall" but I forgot it mostly because I was too busy laughing.
>>708608336
?
>>708609886
hey mate
i totally agree with you cuz politics are strange shit
>>708610335
Lemme rephrase: any tips for beginner russian?
>>708610633
Все не все, ладно, хуй с ним, с покойником. Советую посетить еще японский 2ч, там конечно пиздец в плане лунного, но иногда можно че-нить интересное посмотреть.
>>708610214
can't watch the video cuz i'm using phone in school
>>708610254
interpals.net
>>708610881
The best tip - dont learn this fucking language. Rly, man, only 5-10 % of russian people are speaking russian on a good level, 90% is fucktards who cant even make a phrase without shitty words. I mean, it is hard even for russians, so you will waste your time. Better learn french or spanish
>>708610778
But we're okay with your imb culture, so anyone who have known English have escaped from Russian 2ch and have come to 4chan. Now we are talking with you as I've lived in Florida and you were from Ohio or something like that.
>>708611331
What if Spanish is my native language? I also know japanese and I'm starting with russian.
>>708611121
Да мне и здесь вроде норм. Только вот вэбмок со звуком не хватает.
>>708611491
nothin cuz spanish and russian have nothing in common
>>708611491
If that, good luck. I can advice you to read some Russian books when you would think you've learned a lot of words and grammar rules.
>>708604676
такого как Путин !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>708611752
ой соси а
>>708611331
Mexifag here, a lot of mexicans barely speaks without words like "güey" on every fucking sentence. Also, they don't know that grammar exists, damn people.
>>708611491
Do you have multiple grammar cases in Spanish? It should be most complex part - to decline nouns with dependencies.
Furthermore, if we are all gathered here , are here any Russian anons who are agitating americans to vote for trump just because you want to see the meme president on the USA throne?
>>708606941
can't understand meanings, but I recognize the jew abramovich' yacht and the cats' faces.
please translate what's written in the right bottom corner
Supposedly putin likes trump. Is it because he thinks trump is stupid enough to start a third world war?
>>708611752
Теперь и сюда пришел либерах троллить? Молодца.
thoughts on other countries? UK, US, and whatever other countries you'd like to mention?
aren't russians generally sexy?
Why are Russians such huge fucking weeaboos? Like my brother has gone to the point of no return and here I am who doesn't even watch those Chinese cartoons.
>>708611994
i want somebody who will be against the war
>>708612155
And yes there is another Russian in this thread
>>708611752
Теперь и сюда пришел либерах троллить? Молодца
>>708612121
I am not Liberian - I appreciate Putin because he is outlawing gays and faggotry
>>708612040
It's from the original painting before it was turned into meme. Nothing special , really , just some words from original painter.
>>708612301
Guys he is just trolling, its such a russian tradition - troll every fucking one around u, even while u're not home
>>708612301
> HOBOMOCKOBCK
lold
>>708611916
Yes, we have, despite we don't see it at school like that.
For example, if you want to say "We went to the store" you could say it like "Fuimos a la tienda" or "Nosotros fuimos a la tienda".
Usually we don't need to add the person because is implied on the verb.
I went to the store - Fui a la tienda
You went to the store - Fuiste a la tienda
He/She went to the store- Fue a la tienda
They went to the store - Fueron a la tienda
>>708612511
>hobo moscowsk
>>708612130
i like british stand-ups and also i like american culture
but i think that british people(especially girls) are too rude
as for me, americans are more friendly
most of the young people in russia are modern, fashionable and look normal
but people over 35 are pro-soviet and stupid rednecks full of soviet propaganda inside their brains, and they don't look pretty
>>708612301
I've said right opposite. Already liberal cucks from Russia got butthurt from this pic.
plz translate this
>>708604676
Вам нра́витесь Трумп?
>>708604676
does it bother you that your country is basically a police state controlled by a kleptocrat who has people killed or imprisoned for saying things that bug him?
>>708612758
Top line says "don't worry"
>>708612833
Wasn't that way back when russia was called the USSR?
>>708605124
I look forward to reading the obiturary on Russia
>taking on a military five times your size
Sure sounds like solid strategy
Dear russins
Why hate americas? Why try to fuk up us our shit? We friend of both other country, yes?
>>708612767
January 2017: Obama's third mandate.
Turn on CNN in 11 weeks.
>>708612918
No, that's called literally right now. Putin has journalists killed for writing about him, has people imprisoned. The media is controlled by the state and is mostly a propaganda outlet.
Guy doesn't mind taking plays out of Stalin's book. Wonder when we'll learn about the second great purge
>>708613000
www.istheelectionrigged.com
Thought I'd correct that record for ya ;3
>>708612758
Ha ha ha. Last word cannot to be translated. Eng language are not wide enough, but i will try.
First words is " DO not worry, this is"
And the last mean.. Hmm. How to explain. Well, like, u got ur own plan and this plan consist from 10 points. You do first point and everybody thinks, that u are retard, cause first course is stupid, like, annexation of crimea. But u got 9 courses more, and when u finish these 9 courses, u make everything better than it was when u started to realize ur plan. And he's like saying " DONT WORRY GUYS, IM NOT RETARD, ITS JUST A FIRST COURSE OF MY GENIOUS PLAN" It is really hard to explain man, i hope u understood.
>>708613067
Consist 10 courses*
Sorry
>>708612931
Russian army does not include faggots, cowards, genderfluid fagits, PTSD or mentally wrecked guys
>>708613000
Зачем?
>>708613118
And none of us ;_;
>>708612511
>lold
Go back to le niggag
>>708612539
It should be easier then to learn Russian than to an English native. There are this times of verbs - past, present, and future. There are seven cases of nouns - nominative, genitive, dative, accusative, instrumental, and prepositional. They differs by inflections for the noun and dependent adjectives. The endings are common for groups by declension. It is similar to classic Latin, and should be so to Spanish I guess.
>>708612758
>>708612908
>>708613067
"Don't worry - this is gambit"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambit
>>708612767
i don't like him at all
>>708612833
as i said before, i hate our governent. the problem is that russians are afraid to say something against putin and his friends.
>>708613259
> this
Three.
>>708613259
> seven
Six.
>>708613281
Почему?
>>708613118
Unfortunately it includes very outdated tech from the cold war and about 1/5th the soldiers, possible recruits (America is MUCH bigger population wise) and in most areas like air craft, ships, Budget etc.
I think my favorite part is how the US owns 18 times as many aircraft carriers, and they can all carry more than the single on Russia has
While you can argue that Russia has "tougher soldiers", advanced tech and numbers beats this out. The only thing that people have for Russia is "NUKES", but the US also has nukes, and an advanced defense system for them, making things even riskier for a nuclear war since Russia does not have such defense. So it becomes less "Mutually assured destruction" and more "Russia destruction assured, maybe US destruction or not."
>>708613277
Yeah, u are right, like gambit. But actually he is just retard and doing crazy shit cuz he doesnt even care about this country.
>>708613066
domain and webspace for it were bought by Killary quite a while ago
btw Hitlary is rekt, this is why the Military-Industrial complex will let Trump win... and wipe him away before 2016 ends.
>>708612961
i don't hate americans
>>708613402
>EVERYTHING IS PART OF THE CONSPIRACY
>ALL THESE FACTS WERE FUNDED BY HILLARY WITH HER SULFUR DEMONS AND THEIR REALITY WARMING POWERS
Anon if Hillary can warp space time to input things as factual at her will, why doesn't she will Trump out of existence?
>>708604676
What was your thoughts from the russian nuke drill a week or so ago? Do russians hate americans in general?
>>708613368
что "почему"?
>>708613281
And you can see here the liberal cuck that we used to call on 2con's /pol/ liberaha. They for u are like the Californian hipsters for you.
>>708613434
why are your women so hot and you men so fucking ugly?
its like a very fucking weird mix of genes and shit.
>>708613459
tbh i don't understand your first question
answering 2nd question: russians have different opinions. the most popular opinions are:
1)russians hate american government, not american people
2)russians hate both american government and american people
3)russians don't neither hate nor your government nor your people
>>708612767
If he would be the president , Russia and USA will no longer be enemies and they will become partners as in military , and in economy too.
>>708613727
well, tbh i also noticed that.
i guess russian men think that it is not necessary to look good cuz 'I M NOT GAY SO IT'S ENOUGH TO WEAR ADIDAS'
>>708613744
2 ones are the most crazy and they are outnumbered by normal people btw
I have question
when will you annex canada
fuck trudeau, i want putin
>>708613377
Многоходовочка literally means "set of non-obvious actions", it's uses for express stupidity, but as part of cunning plan
>>708613727
A guy shouldn't be cuttier than a monkey to allow girls shine around him, bro. And you don't want a man to be beautiful unless you are seeking for some sick attraction to own gender.
>>708613371
you Top Notch Tech ameritards shouldn't forget that:
- Iran stole one of your most "advanced" drones, faking GPS signals
- F35 is literally a piece of shit destroying billions after billions of dollars, and still unable to fly
- no satellite and no spy camera let US Faggots to know that Russia took Crimea in an instant: Obama heard about it the day after, when Crimean people started tweeting pics of Russian soldiers everywhere
- the giant USA sea fortresses cannot be deployed because Topol missiles would wreck in an instant coming vertically at Mach 2 speeds
- Russia has all the technology imagined in Hollywood movies, like 300mph torpedos, EMP-free equipment (Sukhois using "old" tubes instead of EMP-sensible silicons), airplane stealth techniques, and so on
- mini Russian ships and submarines can quickly shoot Kalibr missiles (way better than Tomahawk) from 2600 km away, like the ones which wrecked ISIS ----oops, in that ISIS Headquarters there were also dozens of US, Israeli, Turkish and Saudi officers... what the fuck were they doing, and why everyone knew about it only when they got blasted?
- finally, Russian soldiers are straight males with a high commitment, willing to die if required for operations success.
>>708613650
2ch's and us instead of u. Fucking T9.
>>708614063
>>708613983
why aren't you fucking happy that you live in this perfect country, idiot?
>>708614264
acutally, scratch taking all of canada, just gas fucking quebec for us and we'll help fund your military
>>708614063
You're goddamn right, comrade.
>>708614009
>And you don't want a man to be beautiful unless you are seeking for some sick attraction to own gender.
why do you guys hate the fags so much. its not even a big deal. if some stupid queer fuck wants to suck dick or get fucked, it shouldnt be anyone else's business.
do you guys not have a fucking brain to think about this shit?
>>708614213
2con - это как comic con, но для битардов, которые будут просто стоять и пялиться на камвхор
>>708614431
Why not? Everyone entertain himself as he can
>>708614264
And again you can see here the liberal cuck that was thrown off Russian /pol/. When you will stop shitposting, you faggots?
>>708614547
can i have one of your women?
i have a home and a car and a steady income.
i also dont drink or abuse my women or wear adidas track suits. i wear nice clothes.
i think your women would like me.
>>708614486
Да опечатка это была , я же написал потом. Кстати , есть здесь русские аноны которые не бросили абучан? Покидает мемасиков что ли из засмеялся - проиграл чтоли.
>>708614715
Actually the dream of almost every Russian woman is a foreigner who will bring her to his country from that he'll , so you can give it a try.
>>708614715
> abuse
Heh, Russians are mostly that kind of cucks who will never hit a female even if she will be literally beat him unmercifully.
You can try one, but I bet she will sue half of your property soon and disappear in the sunset.
Do you make joke daily?
Furthermore, what's Russian anon's favourite cigs and why?
>>708615525
Anything cheapest, because the gov is constantly raising tobacco taxes, making prices enormously large.
>>708616207
not the belomor , at least?
>>708616291
Who said the belomor is cheapest? It's hard to achieve nowdays and it is not cheapest thing for a pack. But actually belomor is ideal for the weed, not for smoking.
>>708616494
yeah i've forgot about that , it's ideal for that purposes , because almost no one is smoking this shit nowdays and you can put a lot of stuff in it because that cigs are huge.
is this thread abandoned now ? are there any russian or other anons left ?
Chow do you cope with Putyn comrad?
>>708607075
same way you write thx, and not thanks. They are just "saving time"
>>708617507
All's okay with this.
>>708611491
Start with translate of "За песчаной косой лопоухий косой пал под острой косой косой бабы с косой" if you do it right, you pass.
>>708604893
FUCKING THIS
>>708604676
When will you fucking snowmonkeysmongols stop warmongering?
>>708613259
YEAH, SURE. EASIEST ONE AROUND THIS CORNER OF SPHERICAL WORLD
>>708615067
Oh, fukk boi, i have some really bad news for ya.
Surprisingly, only capital males bear this traits. i would say its more european one that siberian.
>>708605466
Nahooy to live like that, catbros?
>>708614715
>can i have one of your women?
here you go!
>>708618535
It may look complex, but actually when you got general idea behind it, it is simple, because all these transformations are alike and common for most words. There are many exceptions though, and they are the complex thing, not the predictable global rules.
