Worst shit you've ever done/secrets
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Worst shit you've ever done/secrets
my car fingered me in my moms friend back
went to dog sit for sister, got into pantie drawer used her panties to jerk off, wore a few pairs, and smelled them, then i found her dildo ,used on myself while wearing her panties, and proceeded to jerk off with a pair all at the same time ,no lie
i had sex with a black girl, but i did indeed go back
growing up i used to expose myself to my little sister
I wantes to get a lot of publicity for a TV network I planned to launch, so I ran for president and managed to land the republican vote. The uneducated republican vote, not the rich republican vote, but whatever.
But now I'm not going to be president and I'm kinda pissed that I can't launch my TV network now because then everyone will know that that's what I was going for all along, and it would cheapen the Republican ticket or something, I dunno. All I really want is just launch my TV network...
>>708599141
Savage
>>708599389
Did she like it or nah? Because if she was okay with it then who gives a shit, you were both kids
Cheated on my girlfriend at a gay spa with two old guys
I have cum in girls food. Burritos, sandwiches etc
>>708599847
Why?
>>708598994
going back soon im so excited
>>708599694
i think she liked it. she would sometimes get a closer look and once she flashed me her tits
>>708599902
Because the idea of girls eating my cum without knowing turned me on
>>708599847
ive thought about making food for my girlfriend and cumming in it, but i have second thoughts because she has ate my cum
>>708598710
I fucked my best friend's wife for about a year
>>708599974
So what's the big deal? Why are you ashamed?
>>708598710
I once jerked off to a video I found that my sister sent to her boyfriend.
>>708600171
Whoa dude, that's NOT COOL.
>>708600267
post it?
>Manager at restaurant.
>Late night all by self.
>Warm whole ham in microwave and fuck it....
>>708600109
My ex actually was pretty into that.
Especially when we made muffins for example
>>708600314
Right. Hate myself for it, but I do miss her a lot
>>708600171
Awesome post pics
>>708600193
because she is my little sister..
>>708600429
right but i wanna do it without her knowing lol ,any tips?
>>708600267
I did that but the video was of my mom.
Family has apple devices and when I got a new phone, it synced my phone with my mothers.
>>708598825
Fucking a 13yr old.
>>708598994
are you me?
My first sexual experience was with my sister...
Sex in the missionary position.
>>708600776
With a girl that was with dating else.
>>708599782
worth it why the fuck not
>>708598710
killed a rabid raccoon barehanded that was charging my dog
might not be anything ridiculous or terrible, but that was my first kill. Shit sticks with you.
>>708600829
Raw
>>708600738
what?
>>708600171
fucked up
>>708600536
I get you.
Works perfect in any duff. Pancakes, muffins, etc.
>>708600910
I did the same exact thing about 2 years ago.
>>708600744
mine was with my neighbor
both guys, both 11
Nothing! I admit to doing nothing wrong!
>>708600874
pussy
>>708600744
story??
>>708599782
Hot. How old?
Days before I graduated from highschool, I sneaked into the girl's bathroom and ejaculated on one of the toilet seats.
>>708600638
Me too. Thank Allah she was a little slut cause it was amazing. She really knew how to work that tight little box. Honestly the best lay I've ever had. Shame I only got to hit it 4 times before the vacation ended
>>708600776
sick fuck
>>708600972
weird lol no it was like last spring ,it was fucking amazing i had the house to myself all night and like all day until i left i had fun
>>708600776
I just lost my boner
I love doggystyle. I had it, with this really skinny blonde girl one time and it just felt so great.
I highly recommend it, its just the best.
>>708601222
haha the dumb bitch shouldve known, she was fucking 13! way older than what im used too. grow up
>>708601190
Last year, 22
>>708598825
did it. was funny. the whole exhaust and everyhting.
>>708601222
Ha! Exactly. Amazing sex. That horny little girl. She lives further away and I can't just drive to her so that sucks. But when we see us, oh darn.
>>708599141
>AIDS
I see escorts on a weekly basis and record all of our sessions with a spy camera glasses.
>>708600776
>This meme again
>>708601459
I mean how old were the old dudes.
I'm banging one of my middle school female students.
My bestfriend is black.
I went out for the night with my ex fb and current girlfriend. Girlfriend went to her apartment because drunk. I fucked ex all night and then had a shower (no soap, no deodorant so she could not smell anything) and went to gf in the early morning and fucked her. No regerts.
>>708598710
Hotglued an amiibo and recorded it for a friend just for pics of her in panties.
Still ashamed.
>>708601735
Then you might as well be black. Thanks Obama.
>>708601735
Does he know this secret?
>>708599141
gross
>>708601692
Oh shit no clue. Probably in their 50s or 60s. One sucked my dick while the other licked my ass. I came on the one dude's dick.
>>708601697
underrated post
>>708601940
**Under-aged post
FTFY
I'm twenty and have literally no emotional attachment to any of my family, not even my parents that I live with (I don't hate them, just don't care at all). I'm planning to tell everyone, and then move states away soonish, and slowly cut contact with anyone who still talks to me.
>>708601859
Nice. Gg mate.
>>708601749
Can we see the said pics?
>>708601157
>Went to my grandma for the summer
>Knew no one else
>Hang around each other all day erry day
>She sits on my lap
>get hard
>We both blush and laugh it off
>Later that night we sleep together on the couch
>touching
>Kissing
>continue to fool around for a week
>can't contain it
>fuck
>>708601859
At least you're not gay since you didn't suck anyone's dick.
Got drunk and stole a grinder with weed in it from my friend
>>708602307
I totally would have but they made me cum really fast and I got super guilty and went home. Also the one guy's dick that I got to feel up was like a tree stump, so I probably would have been terrible sucking it.
Almost fucked my cousin.
Sadly almost.
>>708602278
wtf
>>708602582
What stopped you?
My first sexual experience was with my step brother. We also got my younger sister involved. Him and I were like 14, and she was 9 or so. Our parents caught us once, and we've never spoken about it since, almost 8 years later.
fucked 3 different women multiple times over the course of a year.
GF never found out. Still loves me.
stole a junkies money & heroin to watch him squirm and go into horrible withdrawals
>>708602790
That's fucked up
>>708602669
Her mom.
>>708603030
Kek
>>708603030
Greentext? Sounds like a bit of light reading.
Lied to an ex drug addict about being addicted to painkillers. She found out.
That was around a year ago.
We still talk and that stuff.
I'm actually addicted to multiple drugs now but I'm afraid to tell her, out of fear that she might think I would be lying.
Worst? Probably like stole nudes of my gfs friends from her texts. Girls are fucking weird and just send nudes to each other all the time.
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708603103
>>708603118
No she just came downstairs where her daughter was dryhumping me while we started to undress. Think we could cover it up but yeah. Cockblocked
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
cum in food for my 13 year old sister in law
>>708603452
Paul?
>>708599141
Fucking animal.
>>708603219
>but you are lying
Mine is I bought a gun from silkroad and didnt know nothin about encryption or shit and it was shipped to my house
>this was thirteen days ago
>>708603432
Shit dude women just keep getting hotter and hotter. Finding new ways to be sexy. Fucking sending friends pictures of themselves naked, wew I am gonna faint.
>>708598710
i used to work at a hotel in florida that was converted to a "transitional living facility" (basically a homeless shelter) and I took advantage of a NUMBER of the women there, most were younger single parents either with an addiction or recovering from addiction. A lot of them did shit that would get them kicked out of the program but they were willing to do anything to keep you from reporting them
>>708603579
What food was it
I post nude photos of basically all of my ex girlfriends. It's a compulsion I can't really explain why I do it.
>>708603763
mashed potatoes a few times, some baked beans once, and fast food desserts like 4 times. Those were the best cause i would pull over and jerk a fresh load into it on the way home
![Pornstache-cops-a-feel-after-a-screwdriver-goes-missing-in-Orange-Is-The-New-Black-1x04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8UIzYiu.jpg "Pornstache-cops-a-feel-after-a-screwdriver-goes-missing-in-Orange-Is-The-New-Black-1x04[1].jpg")
>>708603757
I fucked a giraffe, dont ask me how.
>>708603967
How?
>>708598710
First sexual experience was one of my best friends.
My 1st GF and continuous fk lost her v to my friend and my 1st sexual encounter.
>>708600498
How old you were? Both
>>708604109
YOU DID THE ONE THING HE ASKED YOU NOT TO DO
HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A ZOOKEEPER OKAY? HE USED A LADDER HE STOLE FROM A HOME DEPOT AND TRANQUILIZERS HE IS PRESCRIBED FOR HIS INSOMNIA
I hit a young cyclist whilst driving once
Knocked her into a ditch
Felt her up whilst she was unconcious
Her pussy got wet whilst I fingered her
Noone knows
>>708603691
Was lying. I've worked on it and I don't lie nearly as much as I used to. It's a confusing situation to be in. I can see why you think I'm lying, though.
>>708604399
so u r still addicted
>>708604386
Licked her cunt
and stuck two fingers up her ass to
Quickly left when she started moaning and waking up
I once ate a bowl of nails for breakfest.
>>708604489
>>708604386
Pics or it happened
I was cycling and got hit by a car into a ditch once, got fingered as I was passed out
>>708604489
What kind of weather was it outside, Im just wondering,
>>708602652
U jelly?
>>708602278
How old..
>>708604748
He seems pretty jealous.
I jizzed on my own face one time
>>708604795
Nice
>>708604458
Yeah.
I feel like I explained that whole thing really badly.
I lied to an ex drug addict about being addicted to painkillers, as I said before. She found out about it and we talked about it. It really hurt her, etc.,etc. Blew it off even though she was and still is my only friend. I started working on it after she threatened to cut me off for lying. A year later, I can't even get out of bed without a fix. I have no clue how to ask her what to do because it's already fucking me over
>>708604776
We continued to fuck till mid 20. She is hot too, a gymnast. Too bad I had to move to another country.
My first kiss with a girl is with my then six-year-old cousin. There were also several occasions when she was more than open to sexual exploration, but I chickened out because I didn't want her to see my penis. She showed me her tiny vag and nipples though.
>>708604516
Without milk?
>>708604795
your grandma is 15?
>>708605505
how old were you? 30?
Fucked my 16 year old female cousin while her parents trusted me watch her for a week. To be fair she definitely knew what she was doing I never cum so hard in my life.
>>708602055
edge
>>708607062
No, I was 10.
I fucked my cousin when we were both 16.
I was sucked by my other cousin and fingered her when we were both ~ 35 and married with kids.
2 for 2! No regrets...
>>708603691
you can do some serious time for having an illegal gun, aren't you worried?
killed a man
>>708608006
was it in Reno, did you want to watch him die?
>>708602745
moar
>>708603950
i would love to be with a guy like Pornstache who would grab me and fuck me silly all day
>>708608180
No I broke into his house, he woke up
If you plan to rob, then be ready to kill.
bumpp
>>708600498
What was she doing?
>>708608562
or how about don't
don't validate a crime by comparing it to a far lesser crime
Gave around 12 married broads VD
>>708609581
or stop being a faggot?
faggot
kill yourself
>>708601697
Explain
>>708598710
When I was 17 I made a 13 year old girl lose her faith in God and then fucked her in the ass almost every day for an entire Summer even though it hurt her. She did it because she was "in love" with me but I just wanted to fuck her in the ass and make her cry because I was an atheist edgelord. Then pretended I didn't know her once school started. She's all fucked up now. In and out of rehab, getting arrested all the time for possession and prostitution. I also fucked her younger sister a few years later when I was 19 and she was 13. The sister seems to be normal now and sent me a friend request on Facebook when she was 17, and we fucked some more for a while so I guess she wasn't too damaged by fucking an adult when she was 13. Although I didn't ravage her butthole.
When I was 22 I got into a bar fight with these two dudes on purpose because I had a pair brass knuckles that I wanted to use. One guy ran away once I hit him and he realized what was happening, but the other guy didn't and I really fucked him up. Apparently they had to put him in a medically induced coma for weeks because his brain swelled up so bad from the beating, and his mom was on the local news saying that he'll never be the same because of the brain trauma. The police never even questioned me, and it was years ago so I got away with it.
About 6 months ago I was downtown for a job interview and on my way back to the garage I parked in I cut through an alley. Halfway down the alley another guy was coming the other way and for no reason at all, without even thinking about it I just slammed his head into the brick wall as we crossed paths. He was out cold and no one was around so I stole his money clip, the money out of his wallet, and one of his credit cards(which I used to buy a new TV and a PS4). I also got away with this, and have seen the guy several times since then because I got the job downtown.
I sometimes feel bad about these things, but I live a life of distractions.
>>708610116
>things that never happened
>>708609881
kek
You telling ME to kill myself all while calling me a faggot like it's a bad thing. oh man, welcome to 2016 gramps, did you kill anyone else in the wars?
>>708610185
OK.
>>708610116
You crazy son of a bitch.
>>708610116
aw sounds like somebody with mommy issues needs a widdle hug
>>edgy
picks on people he knows can't fight him back
>>708610116
If any of this is true I hope you die. Sincerely.
>>708610635
A hug would actually be pretty nice. My dad told me that when I was a baby my mom would just leave me in the crib all day while she watched TV so maybe I do just have mommy issues.
>>708610756
Sorry, bro, I'll probably live a long life. I'm too much of a coward to kill myself and I just seem to fall assbackward into oppurtunities.
>>708610805
that sucks bro. even your mom didn't like you
>>708611246
She left when I was 18 months old. She even tried to steal my brother after that, but didn't try to steal me. And my dad told me my whole childhood that she left because I wasn't a girl, when in reality she left because he was abusive and she was crazy.
>>708604860
and ate your own cum. get off 4chan josh. and get a fucking job. jesus. I bet you haven't even tried since lowes
>>708610068
>was my PE student
>helped her train to pass PE test (jogging, not fucking)
>hung out a lot, she crushes on me, I was oblivious
>before the summer, she pulled my pants down in gym equipment room and blew me
>finally realized she liked me
>freaked out that night, came to /b/ for help
>/b/ actually gives solid advice such as don't turn my stupid ass to the police etc (I still owe you one, my /b/rothers)
>asked her if she regretted it and we could go to the principal together if she wanted to, she didn't want to because she knew I loved my job and was a good teacher
>we were together all summer, took her v-card
>had a talk about how we couldn't let this go on, decided to end it before school started again
>"broke up" sort of, but kept in touch
>started seeing a girl my age, and she gave a guy at school that really liked her a chance
>didn't talk to each other nearly as much for a few weeks
>sort of missed her, sent her a link to the song "We Don't Talk Anymore" with a frowny face
>later that night she showed up at my door (like in that song)
>we made out before we even said anything to each other, fucked for like an hour
>now we're sort of back together, she's broken up with her bf since, but I didn't want to break up with my gf, because my gf is what I needed for a normal life
So yeah, this is why I'm banging a middle-school girl, and the guilt is eating me up.
>>708611496
and also because you weren't a girl
>>708612026
She remarried and had a daughter, but the daughter is "transgender" and pretends to be a man now.
>>708612096
I'd rape her Boys Don't Cry style as revenge for your shitty mom.
>>708611972
My girlfriend's younger sister used to touch me when i slept there regularly. My gf went off to work real early, and i would go to sleep again.
Started off weird, then i began to like it, then i started hating it
Still feel fucked up to this day
Not a bad thing I've done, but;
sometimes, when I feel really homesick, I revisit my childhood home in google maps and 'walk' around the city, just to go through the memories. I used to live in Philadelphia. I live in Phoenix now. I hate it here ;_;
Nothing juicy here
>>708612187
I've fapped that very scenario.
>>708599847
Did this. Mix it with pulpy drinks/milkshakes
>>708598710
> be 13
> super horny
> neighbor has a tard daughter
> talk her to one day over the fence.
> get off on humping into the fence as i do so, so naughty
> one day see hole in fence and get idea
> ask her if she has ever played the snake petting game
> convince her to try and stick my dick through the hole
> not big for my age and only a couple of inches get through to the other side, but its enough
> convince her to gently grasp it and keep going ,she will know she won when the the snakes spits at her
> get jerked off by the tard girl
> do it three more times before i want more
> convince her to suck by telling her it was the way the pros play the game
> get my first blowjob through a fence from my potato neighbor
felt super bad about it but not enough to stop doing it
> one day her parents ahve to run out and ask me to stop by and stay with her for an hour or two
> convince her to play a game where we strip naked,
> make her lie on the couch, and awkardly crawl on top of her
> tell her she has to stay as still as possible and im going to try to get her to move, if she does she loses
> proceed to awkardly fuck her, lost my virginity in about 40 seconds to my potato neighbor
> cum inside her because i was stupid and for some reason thought it wouldnt be a problem
> thankfully no tard baby to raise from tard neighbor
felt horrible about it afterwards and stopped doing it all of it
never told anyone tell now
>>708600171
Good job bro be sure not to wear a condom or slip it off knock her up . And he'll have to look after the little bastard.
>>708602055
Are you a woman?
That's typical of women.
>>708600874
Drove over a big fucking Rabbit, gf is a bitch, was hoping to get ny dick wet but she wasnt in The mood once de get home.
Had to stop, poor guy was twisted 360 degrees at the middle, scratching, had nothing else at hand so used a big rock to bash its head in to end it's suffering
>>708612209
I fuck both my gf and my underaged mistress, so yeah, I am indeed fucked.
I went all sexual with my mother in law a while ago.
She had problems with her husband at the time.
We didnt have sex, but were REALLY close to it.
>>708609881
Look at this guy. Shut up
>>708603950
How due get a gig like that? How due you know they won't snitch?
>>708613052
green text plox
>>708612598
Holy shit.
>>708612598
Was she at least a hot potato? Or was she downs?
>Raped by uncle when I was 7
>Drowned a squirrel when I was 9
>Killed a stranger when I was 30 to see if I could get away with it (I did) will provide story and proof if anyone cares enough. Here's his obit and news article dismissing foul play
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/name/chad-hodges-obituary?pid=1000000014073879
http://www.eastbaytimes.com/2005/05/28/police-dont-suspect-foul-play/
>>708613304
no she was downs, rounded head and everything
ever see that show glee? the potato on there is pretty similiar to what she looked like
>>708610116
You're the worst person I've post in these threads for a long time...
>>708613344
Wtf, that's fucked up...
>>708613416
Sorry. If it's any consolation I hate myself and wish I were dead.
>>708613344
Still don't believe you
>>708610116
Dear fuck, I hope there is a hell, so you'd burn in it for eternity.
Deleted 40,000 emails
>>708613344
We'll find you eventually.
>Be me
>Be uber drunk
>Find an unlocked lorry
>Key in ignition
>Go on drunk joyride
>Half hour later
>Have revelation what deep shit I'm in
>Park lorry in industrial area
>walk away
I'm lucky I didn't kill nobody or had the police chase me. Drunk me makes the worst decisions. Just woke up with wounds on my hands and face. I don't know how to alcohol.
>>708613344
Story plox
I masturbated to the nude scene in Cold Mountain openly in front of my great grandmother. She had Alzheimer's disease and I didn't think she would remember.
>>708613688
At least the police won't try to gun you down in the UK.
Sucked my best friends dick nearly every week from the ages of 12-15
fast forward to 23 and in the process of sucking it again
>>708602941
Hahahaha
>>708613791
...wat. Are you a girl or guy? What's the story there?
>>708613876
dude
>>708613654
Hilary pls
>>708613764
Hahaha, wow. Well played, anon.
i make up elaborate lies in these and other threads out of sheer boredom and loneliness.
i also rose from the dead and turned piss into wine.... or was it wine into piss?....
anyways one of those.
I had sex all night long with my first gf, she was 5 years older than me, she actually waited until i got the hang of it and was very patient.
After all that at 4:40 am, we.... help hands and fell asleep.
>>708598710
I lost a bet to a friend and watched him fuck my girlfriend for two hours. Deep down I secretly enjoyed it. Guess I'm a cuck.
Back in grade school, one of my best friends molested me during a sleepover when everyone was asleep. I was awake the whole time but I was so shocked and afraid, I pretended I was sleeping.
>>708598994
Same here, but I've never used her dildo, I'm not into that.
I might have licked it and cum on it, tho.
>>708614139
Now why would your girlfriend agree to that unless she's wanted an open relationship already?
>>708602055
Are you planing on destroying your village aswell, Edgeworth?
>>708614398
loooool
>>708602278
Damn, I'm jelly.
Had a very similar experience, but we never moved to fuck, just stop to touching and kissing.
It started when we were younger, tho.
Lucky son of a bitch.
>>708614139
Cuck confirmed. Also, your gf is probably banging your friend still. You should volunteer to watch.
>>708613791
Hope you get it.
Hardly the same situation. Fck with a friend when we were 13-14 now, 21, i miss those times.
>>708614702
Most of it is curiosity, when we first started doing shit he was 5 inches long, by the time he was 15 he was nearly 8, so i'm hoping he is a monster now
>>708598710
I had sex with my second cousin while drunk one night. About a month later her and her Dad (my first cousin) got into an argument and my second cousin told him about us. Well of course he runs and tells everyone in the family. My father calls me down stairs and is very pissed off. He asks me about it. I, of course, deny it. Since my cousin and second cousin are both crackheads, the family believed me. I was just ordered not to be around her anymore.
>>708613791
U both are openly gays or is it a thing between you?
>>708615061
Both a huge incest and pissing faggot.
>Always try to spy my sister when she pees
>Wear her used panties and pee in them
>Pee in my own pants
>Always try to make her see me pissing
One time before I entered middle school, (6th grade) the summer of 1998, I went into the girl's bathroom downstairs and took a shit in one of their toilets and wiped the shit all over the stall walls and the back of the toilet. My mom used to work in the middle school's library to straighten up everything in there and I'd go with her every day. I'd also go downstairs, right outside of the bathroom, stand up and jerk off almost daily
>>708613344
Ok, lets see this proof. I'm curious to see if you can deliver.
>>708598710
I created isis
>>708615451
>wiped the shit all over the stall walls
Why?
>>708598710
I never get dubs
>>708600398
This. Kek
i regularly fucked a chubby women of 45, married, 3 children in the ass while her husband was on businesstrips. i was 25 at this time.
>>708615781
Mind blown away
By the shit stall wall play
What the fuck, guy!
Just one question, Why?
>>708615940
Story? How did this come about?
>>708615781
Hand in the poo
Not the loo
Covered walls
Felt my balls
Nothing weird
Never feared
Getting caught
So give it a shot
>>708616003
Well, tell us more.
I honestly want to know what was in your mind while you wiped your shit all around a girl toilet in a middle school.
There where any consequences?
Have you done any other crazy shits with your shit?
Also, tell us about when you jerked
>>708616069
i was new in town. was on Christmas market with some friends. after some time most of them went home.
The place was pretty tight crowded and so we were pushed into each other.
started talking, liked each other.
because it was late she said that i could sleep at her place, u can imagine the rest.
>>708607976
>illegal gun
Only thing definitely illegal was it was mailed - if he's at least 18, and not a felon, and doesn't live in a shit state that requires registry or background checks on private sales, it's not illegal other than the shipping part.
>>708613344
So are you the woman from the hotel
Ive helped 3 past gfs to have sex with a friends dog
ppl think im straight but i finger my shaven butt for older daddies on skype all the time. im 20
>>708598710
I can't get a fucking job.
I want to kill myself.
>>708615451
>>708616003
>>708616427
Top kek.
>>708616445
Also, we're waiting for more
I cheat on my husband regularly.
i fucked a good friend's gf and recorded it with a gopro.
well he cheated on her first but i still couldn't tell him.
>>708598994
Were you wearing a pair of her panties?
When I was about 12 my nephew would have been about 7 or 8. One night he was staying over with my other nephew who was about 3. and he started asking me questions about sex and I didn't really know myself but I knew a little bit. We were talking about it and we ended up trying to act it out or something, I remember him kissing my dick and a bunch of weird shit.
>>708598710
pay offs of those in law enforcement work
i never trust women, ever
>>708598710
raped your sister and cheated on her with your mother
>>708617446
dude idk i think kids do that
I jerk off into my stepdaughters used panties almost daily
>>708617599
Yeah, for a couple years I was like fuck was that like illegal shit. But now I'm 24 I just think it's shit curious kids do
I didn't do this on purpose, just couldn't help it.
I was running late for a flight, with barely enough time to board, when I had the overwhelming urge to take a shit. There was no warning, and it very rapidly became an urgent situation. I made it into the stall, closed the door, and dropped my pants, but that's as far as I made it. I fully lost control of my bowels, and while bent over (still dropping my pants) had a bout of explosive diarrhea. I couldn't stop. When I was finished, I had completely covered the back wall fro about 4-5 feet to the floor, as well as the entirety of the toilet and the back third or so of the side walls. It looked like brown stucco. I have no idea how, maybe because I'd expelled it so forcefully, but I had almost no shit on my ass, and had none on my clothes. I wiped my ass, pulled up my pants, and quickly got out of there. I didn't flush, because not only wouldn't it have mattered, the handle was covered too. This stuff was like chunky paste. It wasn't that I didn't want to clean up (well, I didn't want to, but wasn't wanting to shirk what was obviously my responsibility), but the plane wasn't waiting for me. I made the flight with about 30 seconds to spare. This was before 9/11, and you could make the flights at the last minute. I still have no idea why I'd had to shit so urgently, or how I'd become so full in the first place.
>>708617606
Post pics of step daughter
>>708601603
Sharing is Caring motherfucker!!!!
Let's see what you have recorded
I love licking used panties and cumming in girls panties. I usually cum in my cousin's whenever I'm at their house or in my girlfriend's mom's and little sisters. Last time I came in one of my cousin'a girlfriends while watching a video of her sucking him off that I downloaded from his iCloud. I also have a cousin who I fucked when I was about 7 and we always fuck whenever we visit each other (live in different states) she's military now and has such a nice ass and tight pussy. I prefer to fuck her over my girlfriend. Also like taking up skirts at concerts or lifting and groping. Or sleeping nudes of my cousins
>>708602941
Love it
i fucked a 17 year old brazilian model in Paris, she's since gone back to Brazil and is wildly in love with me but i have absolutely no interest in holding anything down online........ dont want to blow her off though because she's coming back sooner or later and i haven't got anybody in the mean time
>>708599439
You can still do it bro, dont worry so much
>>708617335
post vid
>>708617693
so it was... literally, the worst shit you've ever done? ;)
Found my parent's homemade sextape, jerked off to it and made a copy for personal enjoyment. Showed it to friends in highschool. Neither of my parents ever found out. Hope you enjoyed being a pornstar, mom!
>>708605769
Don't talk crazy!
>>708618419
Yes post vid.
>>708618526
I hadn't thought about it like that. I guess it was both the worst shit and the best shit I'd ever had. It sure as hell was some nasty shit!
Friends fiancée starts texting at 3am, Sat night. She's drunk, I'm mostly sober. She drives to pick me up. Takes me to parents' place - they're out of town. We get in the hot tub. Fuck all night long. Before night has ended, I've come in her ass, on her face and on her tits.
And pissed all over her face.
She still gets in touch every now and then.
It's always kind of fun.
>>708611972
What's the age difference?
If you've been fuckin for a while and she hasn't said shit then your good to have that on speed dial for some fun.
Need to be careful though cause young girls are impressionable and can be obsessive so she might go crazy and fuck you up if she had details in a diary and stuff
Any pics without faces etc
I've made a secret group with some of my friends where I occasionally invite them over to join me in a gangbang with my girlfriend.
>>708619055
>>708618526
i've been there, i went to the Lincoln Memorial and desperately needed a shit, it was something about the humid weather that didn't agree with my bowels, go in to the toilet and fuck that shit up, seriously made a mess but some delightful young man put the hand dryer on during my shit so nobody heard a thing, and when i came out? completely empty so nobody was any the wiser. None of my family could grasp why i had a smile on my face, the shit was pure gold
After I turned 13, I realized I had very close traits of a common sociopath. I thought I was just being an edge lord that self diagnoses until reading way into case studies of ASPD (Anti-Social Personality Disorder). The times of my mother calling me a pyromaniac rang in my head like a bell, the thought of burning things was just soothing to me though, even if its a sign for ASPD in children. I had manipulative tendencies, not the greatest but later in life they would develop much more. On my 14th birthday my father bought me a BB gun to take care of the tremendous amounts of pigeons on our property. I was always to pretend like it happened with disgust, but I am always thrilled to watch something die, especially at my hands. There is a lot more to it, but I'm sure you all think I am fibbing to be edgy so I'll keep this shorter unless you have questions.
>No, I have not been molested, beaten, or have had any trauma to cause fucked up development
>>708599847
Ayyy, im not alone. I do it to my sister, same reason too. Love watching her eat it unknowingly. God it's the best.
I also just started making her smoothies and slowly removing the ingredients. havent actually removed any ingredients yet but in a few days i will.
was working at a ford dealership at night cleaning up the shop a blew my load on the steering wheel of a cop car didnt even wipe it off
I spread these pics. Feel kinda bad about it now.
>>708619445
post more then
>>708619205
She's 14, I'm 27.
I was keeping a journal at first (on /b/'s advice), but when summer break began I slowly stopped writing because it felt wrong. She understands how shit a position I'm in and she feels bad too, so she's not looking to send me to jail on a whim.
I'm scared to even put this up, but have a leg.
>>708619511
ill save myself some time and people yelling about how those pics are everywhere
>>708611972
kek, welcome back anon. seems there have been some developments since last time.
She seems to be handling it okay so far without going fucking crazy, so you're no more fucked than you were a month or two ago. It's just something you have to negotiate carefully.
also just think about what a fucking great memoir you are going to have at the end of this
>>708604355
Kek
>>708619445
I've seen and talked to you a couple times recently. Don't feel bad about it, it's in the past and what's happened, happened. You never know, maybe she wouldn't have turned out to be such a good student at college if it weren't for you.
>>708619604
if there already out there why not share them again
>>708617066
Helped lol... cause that's what they needed in thier life
>>708619313
What've you made for her? I've played with the thought too, but I've heard it's tol easy to taste.
>>708619604
Post pics or didn't happen.
>>708617322
Details?
How did it start?
Have you nearly been caught or does he have any idea what you up to?
Same guy or different guys
Hoe do you meet them
Best experience
Last time you cheated
Any regrets
>>708617066
Tell us your tactics.
>>708613344
How did you do it?
>>708619824
hah, youre always on queue.
But yeah its true. Shes even had a boyfriend for a few years now, so I figure shes better off.
Just wondering what would have happened.
>>708616879
Yeah that's like me picking up the gun I found by the side of the road once. I didn't even touch the fucking thing because the thing about guns is, they have serial numbers and shit. Never know if the fuckin thing was used in a murder or other crime. Cops catch you with a gun that was used for a crime and you might end up in prison. I'd only buy a gun from a gun store or gun show.
I fucked my boyfriend's flatmate on their couch while his girlfriend and my boyfriend were asleep
>>708613764
You got me Fkn Kek
Some interesting reading in this thread...
I will add one of my stories, maybe not the worst thing but really fucked up.
Drug trafficking for myself to make $$$, got caught by a foreign intelligence agency I had something to do with prior as they were monitoring me due another government (China, PRC) stealing info and databases from them and I was in the database and info that was stolen. No, I didn't sell out by the way, would never have anything to do with them dam Chinese.
Got caught, got "asked" to "help" them out with a situation and nothing will be said to my home country where I live, more or less "blackmailed" !!! The thing is, what I have done with them prior and myself could land me in the slammer for quiet a while.
So brought drugs in so they could 'setup' Chinese operatives in the country I live and get them deported. As they were trying to acquire passport and citizenship to enter the country I was working for, the spys got dike out fast but never made any kind of waves or news. The country I live in appeared to cover up the whole mess as the butt kiss up to the Chinese. They know the spys are here but are still denial and won't do shit. Then they wonder why the rest of the west get pissed at them. A few dirty politicians I blame, to busy lining up there own pockets.
Hey, I felt the Chinese actually deserved this! I was already being monitored by the Chinese before that deporting game, they have made multiple attempts to hack my email, facebook, online banking, phones, even my health and criminal record. At that stage I hadn't done anything towards them and wasn't intending to. Strange letters and emails at the same time as well. As well as trying to take over the west and subvert our democracies and exporting meth by the tonne to us to try and ruin our society's by creating addicts crime and overwhelm a judicial system.
Anyway, just something over than sex with my cousin crap. It worse shit in the sense it could ruin us all.
>>708599141
What a beast
>>708620381
Savage! Are you still together with him/are they still together with each other?
>>708620000
>but I've heard it's too easy to taste.
I think she's used to the taste of my cum by now, so she doesn't even notice it. I always put it on our pizza, and i've done it for a long time, along with various other foods of hers. Put it in her salads, one time I put a little drizzle of it on her cake, honestly though she would notice but she didn't, shit that was hot. In general, i've put it in so much shit I think it's just another flavor for her by now. One time when I got our pizza and spread my cum in it, she said "wow it tastes really good today!" I had never had such a raging boner as when she said that.
That being said, I just made a fruit smoothie. Banana's, strawberries, few blueberries, and my cum at the end. I'm pretty active, and I convinced her to start running with me for exercise. I told her I'll make her a smoothie when we get home after each run because it will help her body cool down, and she agreed. Fuck I can't wait until the next time we run, really want to see how many ingredients I can remove to where its mostly just cum.
>>708620499
Yeah, it happened last night.
>>708598710
I smell my farts.
>be me
>thinking I'm a sexy mf 22 yo
>at bar, drunk, horny, drunk.
>go home alone
>sadface.exe
>at home now, horny, drunk, horny.
>needing to feel a woman's touch so badly
>see big grapefruit.
>cut hole in grapefruit.
>pepe shaped hole
>grapefruit. Microwave. 3 min
>lube pepe, horny, drunk horny.
>pornhub.com
>ooh yeah
>ding
>getting closer now.
>need to creampie that grapefruit vag
>thrust,drunk,horny,drunk
>pepe on fire.
>burning citrus
>ruined orgasm
>pull out spray on oven
>mfw raped by a grapefruit
>>708620543
What was the reason behind it happening/what spurred it on?
>>708620522
Damn dude, that's hot af. Are you in general into her or just the cum-eating-fetish?
>>708620593
Well, we were really drunk and they'd gone to bed and I was curious as literally everyone in the flat thinks he has a monster dick, it got brought up by everyone. So I asked to see it and one thing led to another.
>>708598710
French kissed an 8 year old on her own bed
Writing on the desk of a classmate with the syndrome of down that she was retarded.
>>708619604
13 years is quite a gap at age 14 but not so frown upon when your in your 30/40's and she's 20/30 etc
If she understands the position then my advice would be to quite while your ahead and revisit this when she is legal.
But sweet pussy is such a temptation so just be careful anon like really fucking careful lol.
You seem to have done well so far so enjoy what you have.
Have you got more pic of her? Nudes and vids?
>>708620627
Oh I have the hots for my sister big time. We're very close, which is nice, but putting my cum on her food is the closest I can get to doing something sexual with her right now. I've always wanted to push the envelope more, test the waters and maybe somehow get her to feel for me as I do her, but I'm too nervous to do that and don't really know where I'd start.
>>708620682
How old were you though?
got my dick sucked by a tranny when i was 15
>>708620774
Lou Reed?
>>708620678
Damn haha, do you feel anyway about having cheated on your boyfriend? Would you bang your boyfriend's flatmate again?
>>708620751
You've never though about creeping on her? Like in the bathroom, or when she sleeps?
>>708620774
were they passable/good-looking for a tranny?
>>708619734
Hey man, thanks. Yeah, it's a bit of an ongoing saga. I'm very happy that she's pretty mature about everything and really thinks things through before acting. She wants me to break up with my current gf even though she can't be my gf, but that's understandable.
Maybe at the end of this it'll be in my obituary.
>>708619946
No, no more pics.
>>708620019
I don't take pics of us together. That's how people like Brad get busted.
>>708620678
So does he have a monster cock?
How big is a monster to you?
Details on how it happened
>>708617335
More pics?
>>708617335
Nice
>>708620707
I am very aware of the age gap, and at some point that will catch up to us. This is why (aside from legality issues) as much as I love her, we don't have a future.
We tried to call it quits right before school started up again, but we still found our way to each other. I guess as wrong as this whole thing is, we're in love at the moment. I'm learning to just take this one day at a time, so I will cherish every moment.
And sorry, like I told the other anons, I don't take pics or vids of her or us.
>>708620868
I've thought about it, but I really don't want to get caught. The last thing I want is to ruin what I have going with my sister.
>>708620868
That's a really good way to destroy his relationship with her.
>>708620751
I'm not an expert by any means, but I think the only way to pull it off is by building sexual tension and hoping you get into a lewd situation like in my chinese porn comic books.
Working out with her is a good start.
I wish I had the balls to try to bang my stepsister, we even made out once when we were little kids. If you fail it ruins your relationship with her forever though.
>>708621396
Definitely true. Good luck in your endeavours then.
>>708621445
Only if you get caught, though
>>708621445
That's precisely why Im too nervous to do anything with her. the last thing I want is for me to get the wrong intentions, make a movie, and fuck it all up. But I didnt actually realize us working out could get the ball rolling. I'm going to look into more activities we could do together, thanks anon.
>>708621308
Just wait 4 years nigga, if there's still something there you're good.
13 years is really pushing it but I don't think it's a game breaking difference, you can still have a future.
>>708621724
make a move* whoops.
>>708620868
Dont do it. I messed up the relationship with my sister and deeply regret it
>>708611972
fuck you
>>708621906
How so? do tell.
I was friends with a set of twins when I was younger. They were always very nice and we hang out sometimes. My bedroom overlooks their parent's bedroom.
One time, I was sick and stayed home alone. When I looked out my window, I saw one of the twins naked on her parents' bed, and her dad crawled on top of her, naked as well. I was kind of scared and couldn't process what just happened, so I ducked so I couldn't be seen. When I was brave enough to take a peek again, the curtains were closed.
They have moved away since, and to this day, I don't know which twin was fucking their dad. They're famous Youtubers now.
I have never told anyone this, because no one will ever believe me.
new thread when this one dies
>>708621989
>>708621989
>>708621989
>>708621018
Well It was 11", his girlfriend has measured.
>>708621752
Well, I'll see how it goes. Maybe she'll fall out of love and break my heart.
>>708621926
Hey, that's rude.
>>708621724
Also you should probably stop taking such risks with getting her to eat your cum, I mean if it gets you off then w/e but don't reduce the ingredients in her smoothies until she can taste the jizz.
>>708604709
can you recall what the weather was like?
>>708621982
Which youtubers?
