Post your super power and other anons limit it. Mine:
> the human elastic
>>708596787
You can only stretch your neck and torso
>Shape Shifting
>>708596787
>>708596990
Controlling time is the best power how come nobody ever says this. Time control is objectively the most useful. Goddamn.
>>708597267
You can only go 1 second forward or backward
>>708597267
Well, yes, I agree, I just chose human elastic go comical potential.
And you choose time control? Each time you use your power, you lose an IQ point.
>>708596990
You think you actually are whatever you shift into
>Mind control/Pushing
>>708596990
You are only able to shift into a double-ended dildo
Every girl I see is naked
>>708597735
You have to sacrifice one defined memory each time
>>708597912
You live on Mars
>>708597912
You're gay
>>708597912
Obese and ugly women are inextricably drawn to you
>>708597815
used for gays only
>>708597735
It only works when you need to pee REALLY badly.
>transforming into animals
>>708596787
Infinitely growing erection
>being able to shift between water and back
>>708598460
10 year cooldown for each shift
>>708598284
You think like that animal as soon as you shapshift into it
>>708598284
You have to wait a week to change back into human form
>teleportation
>>708596787
The ability to work as a sponge. Suck up liquid. Squirt when I'm squeezed
>>708598460
Only way to change back is to have someone drink you and piss you out
infinite knowledge
>>708598719
Can only absorb bodily fluids
> eternal youth
Extremely accelerated learning process
>>708599066
Only can learn about hentai
>>708598679
teleportation is limited to 3 ft and you need to be able to see where you're going
>>708599025
>die inside after 20ish years
>>708599066
Severe memory loss every night.
The ability for things to always go in your favor
>>708599583
only works for breathing
Never have to blink
>>708598460
but only when other fag suck it
>>708599686
>blind
>>708599686
You go blind
>>708599686
Always closed eyes.
>I don't have autism anymore
>>708599868
OR a dick
>>708598972
in yaoi anime/manga ONLY
>>708599868
>downs syndrome replaces autism
>>708599686
Because you have no eyelids
>>708599686
Always feel the overwhelming urge to blink
>>708599927
I'm a woman, so check mate.
>>708599868
Never got vaccinated and died
>X-ray Vision
>>708599196
yaoi hentai
The ability to get trips
>>708600021
But it only works on your dad
>>708600021
Eyes are radioactive. Will die of cancer mid-40's.
>>708599868
>have deaf person voice for the rest of your life
>>708600072
But only on the third day of every third month of every third year
>>708600021
>>708600126
Lololol
>>708596787
The penis can't be enlarged.
Can fly
>>708600021
Can see only through fat people clothes.
>>708600321
Only using an airplane.
>>708600321
Have to flap arms like a maniac to actually fly. Hunters think you are a retarded bird and try to end your suffering.
i can shoot non damaging lazers out of my penis
>>708596787
The ability to explode with the force of 10 quadrillion neutron stars all travelling at 99.99999% the speed of light colliding at a single point from equally angled points in all directions.
>>708600849
Only when having an erection. Lasers can penetrate anything, even underwear. People will see.
>>708601065
Only you take damage. Hell of a light show, though.
>>708601251
Hey watch this REEEEEEE
>>708597267
The difference you have traveled in time takes a toll on you 100 fold. e.g. if you go forwards/backwards 1 seconds, you age 100 seconds (1 year = 100 years)
>>708597393
You could make that work if you like to grab women by their pussies or something. I assume most anons would use it to rape so if you can rape someone in one second which is all I would need, then huzzah.
>>708597912
If you mean like they actually become naked then...
>you pick the wrong tumblr whale SJW and she blows her rape whistle using her ginormous blowhole until your head explodes
if you mean you can basically x-ray their clothes then...
>only when standing in the middle of the street
>>708596787
The ability to reverse the charge of the atoms in the body of any person you choose.
>>708602142
Thinking about this, that would be a terribly efficient way to murder people.
>>708602142
You become a nigger
>>708602142
Atoms are neutral. Ions have charge.
Go back to physics/chemistry class.
Telescopic penis.
>>708602380
Microscopic chance of using it.
>>708602243
For the ability to essentially cause spontaneous human evaporation that's worth it. Plus with practice maybe reverse the charge of the atoms in my body but only in the melanin pigment.
>>708602276
Clearly meant protons become negatively charged and electrons become positive I just didn't feel like writing it out fuckstick.
Ability to cause spontaneous orgasms in women, at will. Can basically just turn on a tap and watch their face turn beetroot. Can also just do little taps of it. Limited to a source: the same song on the radio, women I am around. Not necessarily limited to a single individual though.
>>708602428
No you can't
>>708598972
Which naturally includes knowing the true feelings of everyone who knows you, knowing exactly how and when you and everyone you love will die, and having neither the ability nor desire to communicate with anyone else.
>>708602578
Your penis shrivels up and dies.
>>708602612
JESUS CAN DO THE GODSLOVE
JESUS SPREADS HIS JOY, HIS LOVELY MIGHT
JESUS SPREADS THE MESSAGE OF REAL DARKNESS
OF LIARS
OF TRAFFIC AND TELEPHONE AND LIGHTSWITCH
LISTEN TO JESUS INSIDE, SPREAD HIS WORD AND KINDNESS
>>708602578
Can only do it when balls deep in a squeeling hog
> the ability to fashion anything from my mind
>>708602548
Nucleons and leptons don't change charge.
Power of understanding and taking the max performance out of the atari jaguar hardware.
>>708596787
The ability to shit exponentially more shit than is actually in my bowels. One pound of shit in there? Inexplicably while passing from colon out of asshole 1 pound results in 20 pounds coming out. Density is not affected, just more volume.
>>708599583
But always against the favor of others. Everyone around you suffers horribly
>>708602897
Is a neckbeard for life.
>>708599868
Everyone else does
>>708600580
HAHA
>Immortality
Power of being very lucky. Example enter a contest, win it, somebody tries to kill me they end up dying some how.
>>708603169
Your other SPECIAL attributes are set to 1.
>>708603250
Huh?
>>708596787
Luke Cage's powers
>Immortal
>Stronk as fuck
>Bulletproof
>survive huge falls
>No hammer tech bullets to rekt my shit so id basically be a god
>>708603331
Your fart-clones will try to kill you, they have 5 seconds before dissipating. Silent but deadly.
>power to shoot my own ribcage at an attacker with the force of a speeding bus. Once.
>>708603351
Faggot confirmed
>>708602849
Severe brain damage
>>708603351
S(trength)
P(erception)
E(ndurance)
C(harisma)
I(ntelligence)
A(gility)
L(uck)
Play Fallout, faggot.
>>708603382
You become a severe alcoholic and die of liver disease.
>>708602917
You have a completely normal anus
>>708603552
No.
>>708603606
One word responses, autist detected.
>power to blatantly lie to powerful government agencies, embezzle millions of dollars, commit multiple felonies and not be charged
>>708603675
Makes America great again.
>>708597912
Only works when your grandma is in the room alone with you
>>708603143
With decomposition
>>708602917
Can only shit while being in high places in public shitting down somewhere (skyscrappers/mountains usw). Needs to shit every 4 hours cause he explodes otherwise. Flying vehicles only work if you actualy shit down to earth out of them.
>>708603674
Lol nice try. Someone got bored of the little game and is focusing on jimmy rustling. I'm flattered really.
>>708602548
>Clearly meant protons become negatively charged and electrons become positive
So you become antimatter and as soon as any part of your body touches anything, and the air counts, your mother will die in your underwear unless you post in this thread.
Become a god like QB in the NFL
The ability to perform any skilled trade
Power to eat anything including metal, glass, fire etc..
>>708603382
But you're a nigger your entire life
>>708604011
Can only perform them poorly.
>>708603169
Everyone you love tries to kill you
The ability to give anyone Down syndrome
>>708604028
Severe shits
>>708604028
Has to eat one large glass bottle/ small street sign every day.
>>708603976
every girl go around is battered by you and reported to the police
>>708597929
that's heavy
>>708603733
except you're a fat retard with preposterous hair cut.
>power to get dubs
>>708602849
thing only exists once and once you look away it dissapears. Don't "fashion from your mind" a chair or you'll end up on your arse!
>>708603976
You would be a god in NFL but you have to choose NHL and suck
>>708604169
You gain it 10 fold for 24 hours every time you give it to someone, the magnitude put on you stacks, not the time.
>>708604201
>implying the NFL will let me get arrested
>>708604028
your digestive track works in reverse, consume through anus and shit out mouth
>>708604169
you have to stick a finger in their asses to do so.
>>708603443
doesn't kill you so you just sometimes fold forwards.
>>708603675
But you don't know how email works
>>708604209
Only gets dubs when wasting it.
The ability to make any girl I look at become extremely horny for my cock
Power to write successful novels in under an hour.
>>708603675
get caught by your step-mum and she can possess your friends and family to be mean to you about mistakes you made in childhood about kicking over a sandcastle
>>708599653
that would be beneficial under water
>>708603976
tiny dick and little to no sex drive.
>>708604409
Only your cock. Will do anything to have your cock, but not you.
>>708604411
Made for TV movies
>>708604169
Every time u give it to somebody u become more and more of a downy urself. Capped to 3 other persons befor being a tard aswell. Enjoy tardlife faggot
the ability to think up the best useless superpowers
>>708604409
you suffer chronic E.D.
>>708604169
slowly it affects somebody you love aswell
>>708604455
>>708604478
And this is bad how?
>>708596787
Be Donald Trump
>>708604411
The English lingo calls, just like most other countries, short stories "novels".
The Power to make a full head of romaine lettuce sprout out of anyone's armpit in just 2 seconds.
>>708604409
have possession of everybody around you so they just pretend like you're nobody and are rude.
>>708604563
You can never be president.
>>708604563
you have to lose to Hillary
>>708604592
Lettuce tries to fuck you
>>708604411
nobody will publish you because they only need so many bestsellers per month with fiction being unpopular.
>>708604615
Kek, just like real life.
>>708604592
But it tastes like iceberg lettuce
>>708604533
Botched_Circumsision4.webm
>>708604533
sex feels nice. being successful is often obtained so that inadvertedly you find a lifelong mate. not desiring that is unusual to many.
>>708604592
it tastes delicious and you can't help but eat every single leaf, every single time
>>708604495
Can only think of them in bed when trying to sleep
>>708604411
They are gay furry smut novels
>>708603847
Being a skeleton is better
Power to make money appear at will in front of me.
The ability to feel loved...
have the ability to cum five times a day, every day, with no side effects or negative consequences.
Every time you hold your arms up gold ingots 10 grams each rain from your armpits at a rate of 10 per minute per arm.
the ability to turn coke into pepsi
>>708604888
Affects inflation.
>>708604888
Only able to make up money of currencies that are out of use and not worth shit anymore
>>708604888
trips, nice
it's zimbabwean money and is effectively valueless.
>>708604888
its monopoly money
>>708604169
50 percent chance you get downs instead of them
>>708604906
You always feelsbadman.avi
>>708604924
it still tastes like coke
>>708604909
you have only 1 day to live
>>708604411
They're only successful if someone else takes credit
>>708604909
Your cum is so potent that it can impregnate a woman by touch. Even if you wash your hands it'll still be avle to impregnate a women by mere touch for 24 hours.
>>708601759
You get that you can milk this for eternal life, right? You almost made it better.
Can shoot lazerbeams from my wrists in spiderman like fashion.
>>708600321
only when you hold your breath
>>708605023
top kek
>>708605085
this is bad how?
I'd get to see strangers with little kids that look just like me, and not like them at all. Bet it would feel weird.
>>708604924
A sweaty pair of testicles appears and will be attached to your forehead, dangling in front of your eyes for the rest of the day
>>708604909
AIDS cum. (Could be positive or negative based on your standpoint.)
Gold loses its worth unless the gold is sent to the banks with no gain in profit.
>>708605085
Only works on your relatives
You don't need to brush your teeth ever because your breath smells minty all the time.
Limitless autism
>>708605257
but how would you know that you're related?
>>708604495
But they're always trumped by a pointless weakness that's even better.
>>708605108
your wrist get blown apart from firing friggin lazors through them
>>708605335
limited money
Power to talk to animals.
Can hover like a Halo ghost up to a metre from the ground.
>>708605328
your teeth fall out because you didnt brush, but your breath is still minty fresh.
>>708605328
But it's nigger dick cocked flavour in your mouth and that's all you taste.... Just like how it is for you now
>>708605328
Your teeth rot and will never be able to stop rotting. If they fall out, new one's appear, but they are like the teeth of a newborn and also rotting.
>>708605385
People say that your telepathic superpower isn't real and you get judged really hard by your family and friends, and end up in a mental home talking about the voices.
>>708604563
Your dad lost all of his money and committed suicide just after your birth
>>708605385
Animals are SJW shittalkers.
>>708605365
Because they'd be pregnant after you retard
>>708605335
>>708605383
Fuck this is just my real life
can fan air into your face as much as a fan on medium setting to blow your hair around.
>>708605385
>But only animals; you can't talk (or communicate in any form) to humans so no one knows. They just call you "that fuckÃng weirdo who just grunts". Kids throw stones at you when they're passing by.
>>708605439
The Covenant Ghostbusters pick fights with you.
>>708605385
after having sex with them
>>708605105
Lol do your maths again. Not anon btw but. Saying you are 30 years old now you could go back a maximum of 0.12 years to wnd up being 18 in the past. Yo can only travel 0.3 years if you dont wanna get older than 60. So you can travel threw the span of like a year without running in danger of having the common problom of going back to the state of not being yet born (going below 0 years of age) or having your body rotting in the process because u went to far. Dunno how old you are. Bot going back t
>>708597393
Dbs hit does just fine with less then a second skip fighting goku
>>708605569
Hair spontaneously blows off.
Power to persuade people to do whatever I want.
The ability to hit every single Jew and nigger in the world when you throw a punch into thin air
>>708605527
but like, what if this took place over years? And nobody knew who the dad was, but the kids all look like you for some reason. And slowly you terraform the human race so that indian people look like white people with brown skin and so on.
You wouldn't know that you're related because they're your children you're impgregnating at about twelve years old.
The power of dubs.
you must fan it with your dick
>>708605646
only works on children for sexual purposes
Telekinesis
>>708604888
Money is straight out of a bank. Days after it's spent and matched with the missing funds, you are arrested
>>708605646
The power makes you into Hitler. Your life ends just like Hitler's (if Hitler am really ded in the bunker)
>>708605647
you need to go and pause reality and slowly get to every single person every time you do it, taking you years to complete just because you're at boxing practice
>>708605625
Two ore three days sure still is nice
>>708605625
Nigga I don't come here to do math, go to a Chinese take out menu website
>>708605653
All other people get trips.
>>708605647
every jew and nigger that throws a punch into the air hits you
>>708605747
only by yourself
>>708604906
The inability to love
>jerking off with left hand
>>708605714
What's the downside then?
>>708605847
just being left handed, along with all the annoying bs of being left handed
>>708605847
get judged by your mother because she is notified every time you cum
>>708605569
Bill Murray is always medium diarraheaing in front of the fan when you summon this power
Power to cure people of all sickness and disease by touch.
>>708604924
Have to drink the coke to pee out pepsi
>>708605874
no u
>>708605569
It's uncomfortably hot air
>The power to grant wishes
>>708605925
don't get to talk about because you suffer from schitzophrenia that presents itself as possession of your reality, treating you as a bum and a sponge.
>>708605927
someone is going to have a watersports fetish with this
>>708605777
Bummer downside, sweet trips have spoken
>>708605945
only get to do it to people who have commited child rape, or torturous murders.
>>708605945
Only can grant them to people u dont like and stuff u dont want to grant
>>708605945
to people that want to harm you
>>708605925
Only you have to touch the diseased part.
Fat old ugly sweaty dudes will start coming with their hemorrhoids and you will have to cure them, you don't want to seem like an asshole.
>>708606064
how's that supposed to be a bad thing?
I love grandpa rape victim butthole, myself.
>>708606037
>walk past a nigger
>walk on 10 ft
>pause time and walk back
>?
>profit
Power to play every insttument ever invented with master proficiency.
the ability to mulligan something in your life
>>708605945
Trapped in an bottle thats annoyingly too small
>>708606217
can only do so naked and in front of your highschool headmaster.
>>708606224
the inability to see it, thus endlessly bumping into invisible things.
>>708606217
Looks so utterly disgusting that nobody would have him wanna play for them
>>708605821
What?
Power to see 20 seconds into the future and being able to either profit or avoid the outcome.
Las Vegas, here I come.
>>708606217
Master Profiency died so you have to drag a corpse everywhere just to play a ukulele
Power to seduce any woman I want.
>>708598460
As water, you unexplainably heat up 5C every second
>>708606338
you see 20 seconds into every future in a multiverse and no ability to identify your own
>>708606224
You uncle has to diddle you the entire time the second time around
>>708606409
Every woman in earth is ugly
>>708602380
Telescopic as in you have to look through it.
Ability to not get tired
>>708606409
Lose any sexual pleasure.
>>708606409
you are literally OJ Simpson and constantly people come up to you angry about the court cases findings.
>>7086063
Everytime you actuvate your ability you lose 1% of your eyesight
Omnipotence.
>>708606512
But doesn't gain the ability to never have to sleep.
Power to break any law anywhere any time.
>>708606409
You only want fat nigger old ladies that fart out a goldfish every 5 seconds
>>708599221
Already fucking there kiddo.
>>708602276
Ion is a type of atom, a charged atom, lack of specifics. It's like saying "going to the store" when going to the pharmacy. A pharmacy is a store but pharmacy specifies.
>>708606512
your eyes become red after twenty four hours, completely, and your sweat smells like engine oil.
>>708606629
What you do to someone else will happen to you at some point in the upcoming 10 days.
>>708606587
Impotence
>>708596787
super speed?
>>708606636
that's my fetish
>>708605847
Off topic, but I'm right handed and I jerked left handed for nearly 3 years straight. When I finally went back right, it was ducking amazing.
Anyway, you lose your right hand.
>>708602578
Did you steal this? I've been saying this for years and never seen anyone else say it. Although, I would opt for anyone as you could make a news anchor cream his pants on live TV. I'd like to imagine conditioning women by maybe making them cum everytime I hug them or something. Something that would drive them nuts.
>>708606693
I'll just make myself potent again. I can do that, I'm omnipotent.
>>708606725
You get tired in 10 seconds
>>708606512
You could blackout at any time and stay blacked out for the amount of time that has passed since the last blackout
>>708605625
did my math. wait 100 months, rewind 1 = infinite youth. This effectively lets you decide what age you want to be for eternity.
That's before we get into the skip forward, see how the game, stocks turn out that day, rewind, invest in right team/company advantage.
>>708606765
But use you to jerk me off
>>708605625
>>708605105
He said age to both forward or backwards, so if you go back a day, you age 10
>>708605925
You are afflicted with their ailments
>>708606629
You just become a regular black person
>>708606804
It only works if you're impotent. Reversing it you lose your powers.
>>708605647
impact is divided evenly among them
>>708606690
Just for curiosity. If he rapes a child would he still also be raped by a dude or would he obtain a rapememory from his own childhood?
>>708606377
That's fucked. Master Proficiency is a musical genius
>>708606957
He would be raped at the same age as the victim.
If he rapes a 5 year old, that means that he was raped as a five year old, giving him flashbacks of being raped and regrets of raping the child. If he rapes someone 5 years older than him, he gets raped in 5 years, giving him memories of raping someone.
Invisibility that I can control, when in view of people while turning they have no recollection of it happening
bigger penis with full erectile and cum control =)
>>708607359
For the invisibility to work you must be fully naked
>>708607359
Every time you get invisible it starts to smell awfull like rotten eggs, so bad you and all people surounding u have to avoid throwing up. They still dont know its because off you though
>>708606587
You're suicidal
>>708603169
Every superstition about luck now effects you and the effects compound on each other. Walk under a ladder, lose your luck for a set time. Black cat crosses your path on the same day? Now your luck is actually bad for a while. Wait it out and it'll go back. But if you keep fucking up your luck will stay bad or neutral for a long time.
>>708606851
True on reread - I was thinking age change was in direction of time travel.
>>708607503
You will be fat
The ability to cure anyone's disease, and my own.
Cannot stop someone from dying because of a reason other than disease, ie Heart failure, stroke.
>>708606676
Calling an ion "an atom" lacks the implication of meaning an ion.
Saying "a charged atom" is arbitrary since it's called an ion.
Saying "atom" in the context of ions still lacks the implication of meaning ion.
>>708607274
(Same anon) I forgot that I mentioned time in my original penalty. If you rape a child, you will experience what it feels to be raped as a child.
>>708607650
Ha! You thought he was basing the age dilation on mere temporal displacement??! Lol you fucking dweeb!
>>708607735
I think i got it, it s the opposit from calling you a faggot, right?
