What's your major /b/?
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What's your major /b/?
well this is fucking gay
>GOD TIER
>PHYSICS
>ALL MY FUCKING KEKS
>>708542913
Bio student. That chart is stupid.
Teaching Latin may be a shit-tier job but I won't complain about a guaranteed $4,000/mo
>history on the bottom
I guess it's easier to have less people interested in history, that way it can be rewritten. Did you know at least 30% of soldiers in world war 1 were black?
>>708542913
Aerospace Engineering. Probably not for long given my propensity for procrastination, drugs, and staying up late.
>>708543726
Physicsfag here.
All my keks, too.
Biochemical Engineer
>>708542913
Okay so first off
>Going to college in 2016
>Spending money to go to college for anything that isnt STEM
And I am Criminal justice
BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE
the ATF will hire me immediately I already was in their cadet program and have guaranteed spot right here in DC
life is gud
even if i fuck it up I can work local LE
dem
benefits
chemical engineering
>itt people lying about their education/ equivalent.
>>708542913
Electrical/Electronic engineering
>>708544537
Why would anyone want to lie and be an engineer?
>>708544537
you want tits and timestamp v2: student id and timestamp?!
architecture fag here
Applied physics masters student
Business involves how to live in life
>>708543874
4k a month? I'm laughing my fucking ass off. After I graduatet highschool I worked in construction for about two years. Without any previoues knowledge on the topic, but I got about 5k/month.
Well, I feel sorry for you amerifag, but I guess live in Switzerland is just that much better than over there. Good luck with your Trump/Hilary dilemma.
>>708544794
You think we like this shit? I'd move there if I had the money but I'm too poor
Accounting with minors in finance and operations management. Currently doing my masters while working in management consulting on the side. Moving to Big 4 in a couple of months.
>>708544774
Forgot to add. Doing a special quantum computer track offered by Qutech.
>>708542913
computer science here. why is that on mid tier though?
also
>music on shit tier
gtfo
Geology, which is suspiciously high in that list.
>>708544794
>Lives in Switzerland
You'll never feel suburban poverty like you would in the US, health pack.
>>708544690
>>708544732
trying this hard to prove your parents are pushing you into a bullshit career that you know nothing of / dont give a fuck about ...but then go on /b/ to brag because you are FUCKING coward irl
>>708542913
Law fag reporting in.
>>708545113
Because EE and physics kids have to do your degree as one of their first year modules.
>m26
I'm a tax/administrative lawyer but I'm not liking it lately. Feel guilty and lost.
Feel I should use my skills to better the world and not solve problems for rich douchebags whos greed is fucking everything.
wat do /b/?
>>708542913
Med/Philosophy of Suffering
>>708542913
medicine
>>708545113
Why would music be anything else but shit tier?
Why is Economics low tier? I'm Law btw so I'm good.
>>708545210
Me: educated autistic coward
You: Uneducated autistic coward
Yep, I'm not perfect but still doing better than you buddy
>>708545410
join up with the government to hunt down tax evaders or do you lack the skills to do that?
>>708544878
No, if I were you I'd do everything just to get out that hell.
>>708545161
True that. But we (our ancestors) have worked very hard to make our current situation come true as it is now.
Well, we do have a lot of problems with immigrants, and actually, nobody wants to "solve" the problems. All we do is treat the symtoms, not get rid of the cause, which is, of course, the immigrants.
There are some people who suggest stricter laws on allowance for immigrants, but our greater parties just close theis eyey in front of the problems. They think mayby they can talk them away.
My guess? 50 years or so and Europe is just as fucked as the states. Sad reality but sadly it's true.
Sorry for grammar/spellings, not a native speaker as it is obvious.
Concept Art Masters In uk here, learn2 mak gamz
currently at UMD for aerospace engineering
I love how engineers think they are smarter than everyone else.
finance here! gonna make money of the stuff you invent. god tier ahahha
>>708545499
You don't study music to get a job asshole. Even though professional private teachers can charge 25+ for a 25 minute lesson. And studio musicians make well over 200,000 a year. If you're a serious musician you study music at a university to make connections and actually learn from other pros. A piece of paper has absolutely no meaning to o a musician if you can't jam. It shouldnt even be on this list imo since a music degree has way different implications than literally every other degree
>>708545855
No you don't. You hate it because you know we are.
>>708542913
Cambridge University medicine here. Bow down plebs.
>>708545855
Certainly not very smart at understanding feelings or human interaction.
I'm a double major.
> Biology with a heavy concentration in molecular biology and genomics
> Bioinformatics with a concentration in genomics
> Minor in chemistry
>>708545210
Same question again, why would i brag about being an engineer?
CS fag here. My fraternity brother who is also a CS major just got a job offer from the NY Mets for 127K right out of college.
>Mid tier?
>>708544794
to be fair, shit is more expensive here in switzerland, so you cant directly compare wages like that
Hey man Philosophers make the world go round man, not cool man not cool
>>708546016
Harvard Med Student here. You bow to me
I'm studying mathematics and history, am i God tier or shit tier?
OP is a fag nothing else to be said your honor
dentistry faggot here
Engineering Physics Major bow before your GOD
>>708546217
Oxford med student here, ill bow down to you if Cambitch bows down to me
>>708545359
pretty sure they are only learning how to operate the systems we create
>>708546016
lol, I've got a mate in second year med at Cambridge. He got rejected by Imperial and Bristol. IF you guys are anything like your engineers, I pray I never have to be treated by a Doctor educated at Cambridge.
>>708546217
Quaint. We had to educate John Harvard. You bow to insurance companies and big pharma.
>>708545664
It's the other half of this vicios circle bro.
Been offered that, but I don't like it either.
The IRS is a fucking million-armed monster that makes honest companies' economic growth almost impossible, they're also fucking mercenaries (worse than myself) which will make life impossible for honest taxpayers so they can collect absurdly calculated taxes (which most won't go to court against) and create a nice fund for fat cats to steal.
These fat cats have arrangements so they're usually out of trouble, but if they do get in shit, then other lawyers will protect these motherfuckers and make a shit ton of money (just like my dad)
tldr: I hate this shit infested vicious circle, although it pays great
>>708542913
Animation student here, what would I be listed as in this shit? Inb4 shittier
I find these funny, I knew a girl in high school who would make fun of alot of the other kids in our class because she wanted to be a doctor, she had an exeptional amount of medical knowledge and was always on her high horse about having a higher salary. I ended up fucking her, she dropped out senior year and now works at McDonalds.
>>708546081
Thats sort of where i am headed as a Biochem Engineer. Molecular Biotechnology to be precise
>>708542913
medicine is at most mid tier,
statistics should be god tier
>>708546022
Luckily hugging and crying isn't part of the job description.
>>708546544
Medicine should probably be a hair above mid tier.
Statistics is mid tier or below.
>all this butmad drop-offs without any major
Oh, I am lafin
Accounting
Now have my CPA.
Life is pretty easy....until February.
>>708542913
exactly the same but reversed
>>708546485
Game Art graduate here, think we're on not real at all tier.
>>708546382
Dont you worry, our vets will make you comfortable before putting you down.
>>708542913
lol comp sci next to life science and kinesiology!? my fucking sides. lmk when you find one of them that can write a compiler
>>708544794
Thats great. How do you like the massive taxes and cost of living? Enjoy Eurabia
>>708542913
>Law
>Top tier
Really makes you think
>>708546775
Because all courses should be ranked in how best suited they are for helping you write a compiler.
>>708546201
True that. Shit here is expensice like hell. Every time I go to Germany or Austria I'm astonished as to how cheap everything there is.
Luckily I live close to Germany, so a once a month shopping trip gets me almost everythin I need for a living. To a reasonable proice.
Yeah I know that I'm torpedeeing our economy with that, but what else should I do?
With all these bilateral contracts with the EU, we're left with our own wit on how to acquire what we need to live.
In the end, well I don't know 'cause I don't have a major in economics. But what I know is how to get the maximum out of the lowest investment. That's all that there is to it.
Computer science but... how the fuck is business low tier?
>>708542913
you do know that psychology is a proven medical science that uses researched facts to draw conclusions right? It isn't some dude asking about your feelings and pretending to know what's going on with you. They do know. It's an older science than pharmacology and toxicology but no science is fully developed, that's what makes it science.
But pretending it's in the same tier as business studies and economics is hilariously short sighted and ironically a form of denial
And what if I study mechatronics?
>>708547170
I always image people from the apprentice when I think of business students.
>>708545538
>still doing better than you buddy
You clearly have no idea what education is.
>>708546651
I'm gunna be majoring in accounting.Any advice?
>Top tier
>geology
Really?
>>708546267
this
>>708547190
that's a combination of subsets from elec and mech eng, so you study an engineering field.
>Chemistry and Physics god tier
>Same career outlook as a political science major.
>>708542913
>Psych, kinesiology, not shit tier
>Info technology, not good tier
>>708546680
>he got a "I wasted 4 years of my life studing grbage (and if american get in severe cripling debt ) to work at my local McDonalds" degree
>>708547128
The prices of pizza delivery services in your country are close to robbery.
>>708544794
Atleast we don't have Muslims raping our daughters
>>708544794
Construction vs Teaching isn't a good comparison. Educators usually don't have the opportunity for overtime, which is usually one of the best benefits for a construction worker.
>>708547339
maybe, maybe not.
Employers seem to think I do. I guess that top tier uni and course title sitting on my CV are deceiving to them. Either way sounds like someone's a bit salty
>>708547536
At least we are not brainwashed by Jewish media, and lust to be cucked.
>>708542913
Mid-Low tier fag.
Majoring in computer sciences with a minor in admn
>>708547536
Until 1933 you probably said at least we dont have jews
Why is History shit-tier?
>>708542913
Industrial mathematics for the fucking win. Fuck college level super high abstract math, that doesn't make money.
MS in Electrical Engineering...may be going back for a PhD in the spring (my job wants me to).
It's alright work, and it's a living, but it's no barrel of monkeys. Good pay for hard work.
>>708542913
I'm a math/physics major and you're fucking retarded
That chart is stank as hell
>>708542913
medicine kek, "muh godtier"
>>708542913
>2016
>People still using this tired ass pic that was created by someone with downs syndrome
>>708547800
what do you plan to do with your History major when you get it?
>>708545349
Hey bro
I'm >>708545410 and >>708546432
What do you think about our profession?
>>708547449
yup. Psych is actually hard as fuck science.
you niggas think you special and your emotions can't have simple, factual causes and solutions
but you niggas aint special
nobody special
>>708547072
yeah that's what i'm saying: all courses are stupid if they don't teach you how to write a compiler. GTFO and learn to comprehend
>>708545349
Anon I'm thinking of taking criminal justice technical courses and maybe branch off from there. Any suggestions?
>>708542913
good luck paying all your loan back :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>708547999
Same thing you will do with your mathematics major, faggot, TEACH.
>>708548033
Thats a pretty weird way to rank courses man.
>>708547999
Be an history teacher, get good money just by talking to a bunch of kids
>>708547407
I thought I may not be enough since it's a bit of everything.
Where is Dentistry?
>>708546493
So, you're good luck chuck?
>>708548133
Lmao that projection
good luck annon, you'll need it
>>708548033
Guess that explains why most social studies hang around at shit tier
>>708542913
>Business studies
Remember, none of that list happens without us. Nothing happens without us.
>>708548214
shit tier
>>708546689
game art? you can get a degree in that? it's not a real accredited degree, is it?
>>708548214
>>708548346
pay's amazing in the states and UK but let's be honest, compared to engineering, math, medicine, law etc, it's a fucking easy course! Come on, you're pulling out teeth!
>>708547520
Well you're retarded to order pizza when you can get the ingredients for just 1/8 of the price. All that's left is some minor prepwork and that's it. I'm a drunkard myself, but at least I still manage to buy food and cook it myself. Not as the usual ameritard couchpotato (no offense) who can't even do that himself.
Math major. Focus in non Euclidean geometry for my masters thesis
>>708542913
>mfw
IT
>>708548346
I do insurance claims for my dentist and he makes upwards of a million a year and he doesn't give a fuck about anything.
While you people call others shit tier for accomplishing things, the people with these jobs are actually accomplishing things
this thread is the actual shit tier
>>708548670
that's also in Canada not even US
>>708548214
Not on the list because you are a fucking sadist faggot. Fucking mix of Charles Manson and and a Jew with a giant fucking nose. I hope someone in your family gets ball cancer you worthless cunt. You are the nigger of the medical community.
>>708548843
he will make enough money to cure the ball cancer he gets from fucking every member of your family that works the street because they call top professions niggers
>>708548501
Hey i also cook my food myself, but delivery is usualy a good way to measure prices, they had to stop german delivery services from delivery into switzerland because prices are a third of the swiss prices.
>>708544794
Well you should be smart enough to know you cant compare yourself directly like that.
Your paycheck is higher for a reason.
Higher cost of life for once... wont even continue further since you are baiting these americans.
>>708542913
What the fuck do you do with astronomy?
>>708547947
It works. Guaranteed replies everytime.
>>708547173
>psychology
>real science
batmanlaughing.jpeg
>>708542913
> Mathematics and Physics in god tier
> CS in mid tier
kek glhf high school teachers
>>708547608
I didn't say I worked construction as a full time job. I did that inbetween semester holidays and after I graduated. (all togehter about 3
years).
I'm working as a surface technology engineer now (well I hope I got that one right)
>>708547536
We don't have them either. Google terrorist attacks in Switzerland. Good luck bro.
If I were you, I'd be more concerned about school shootings, mall shootings, cinema shootings and so on.
Here is a pic of a girl in Switzerland. Faggot.
Ah well, before I forget it. It's also proov that you've had you time in history. Clinton or Trump will male sure that the oh so glorious time of the USA is over.
>>708546160
Good luck being as good as him bro
Regards
IT from Croatia
>>708548328
Yeah, I am gainfully fucking employed and have been for 13 years now. Math and Science majors have to either be in the top 5% of their field, or be happy being someones bitch, or an educator, those are your options, regardless what anyone else has made you believe.
This graph was based on the difficulty of your major vs other majors, not the prospects of happiness for working in your selected field.
>>708546160
The chart is fucking retarded. Also depends a fuckton on where you live.
>>708548843
Business studies reporting in. I bet you are one of those cunts with Mtn Dew Mouth, amirite?
i make animes in my moms basment XD
>>708549432
So do they over pay every retard pushing a wheelbarrow around a job site?
>>708549879
>i make animes in my moms basment XD
same lol wanna make out rawr ;) xD
>>708549715
Never heard of Mt Dew mouth, but dentists in my experience are soulless money grubbing cunts.
>>708542913
let me fix that
>>708542913
>God tier
Mechanical Engineering
But in a shit tier country
>Bulgaria
>>708550065
XD :3 no thanks i already have a girlfriend waifu she loves me ad we are going to be together forever! XD Rawr her name is Rachael
>>708550542
She is also a body pillow
>>708550031
Nope. If you do not work as intended you get fired after 2-3 days. Without payment of course. It goes without saying that the better you work the more you get paid at the end of the month (bonus). The foreman I've worked with would usually get a sicpack or more of beer and distribute it among us, which was kinda cool. No need to say that there were (foreigners) who started drinking at around 9 o'clock. I've seen some retarded accidents due to intoxication. But well.
>>708547628
>proving my point
>>708550542
aw 2 bad lol =3 can i join 4 a 3some tho? xD
we cud hump her 2gether
>>708542913
>shit tier anything else not listed
What about aviation?
>>708550928
ok but no sex my mom said no sex until im 30 XD
: 3 ;3
The fuck is History and Political Science on the shit-tier?
i got my Bachelors in Theater Lighting Design. Pretty much doing light for different shows. Reached my dream job by 24. made me stressed out and very depressed. quit. now looking for a new career. cant get shit because of my degree. Granted i just had an interview semi in my field. and if i get it ill be exactly where i want to be in my life
>>708542913
I am too dumb for math, and I do not like biology. Hence, I chose IT.
>>708550986
ur mom is a lier lol :3 im gonna fuck ur lil fukken boipussi faggot
>>708542913
Astrophysics major reporting in
>>708545359
That statement only shows how little you know about computer science.