Tell me your secrets. Or worst thing you've ever done.
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Also, anyone know where I can find Cat Goddess vid?
I droped a puppy and it died
>>708534313
I hate stupid bitches ruining books.
>>708534405
>>708534378
Droped?
Yeah same hurr my nigga.
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I killed a man in 88'
dubs get
>>708534726
why?
>>708534841
Just to watch him die.
She left me for a cop.. caught the cop in his driveway hit him in the head with a baseball bat. Never saw me coming. I knew his wife and two daughters (no older then 5-7) were watching. Got asked a shit ton of questions from his cop buddy but his wife never ratted me out!
Ate a slug.
>>708534362
Pics are everywhere video I'm not even sure exists anymore. Never seen
Choked my aunt's dog a few times. Picked it up by the collar but the fucking thing never learned. Every time I sat it back down, it went back to stupidly hanging it's tongue out and begging for pets. Never found out why that pissed me off.
come to think of it, most of the bad things I've done involved dogs. Fed chocolate to my neighbor's dog because it wouldn't fucking shut up, and gave a jalepeno to my grandparent's starving dog because it never stopped barking when we visited.
many years ago, I think I was 14, I saw a pic of two preteen boys kissing, one who looked suspiciously a lot like me when I was that age and the other who suspiciously looked a lot like a friend at that time standing in a street that lookes suspiciously a lot like the street we lived in. I don't remember it happening at all though but I kinda feel like it may have happened but I'm really not sure. It was very confusing and I don't know what to think. I definitely didn't do any more than kissing though, that I do remember.
Well kinda a deep family secret I found out couple weeks ago
>one night me and big bro are smoking some good weed
>Tells me mom has cheated on dad and they were about to get divorced
>Makes me now realise how distant my parents have come over the years (mom going abroad back to her home country alone "spending time with her family" probably means she is getting dicked down)
I fucked a dude who was eating a turd in a gloryhole booth once, strange things you do when little mr. helmet head starts giving the orders
>>708536629
Welcome to the middle class.
>>708536814
kek
The first time I took acid I took 10+ hits, I dunno, guy just poured a puddle in my hand. Not a terribly bad secret but an interesting one.
>>708534313
I'm become fucking jealous every time i see some girl i like who is interested in someone who is not me. Any ideas? How do you cope with jealousy?
>girl
>raped my best friend (also girl)
>>708536909
>>708537132
sorry, that was too far :(
>>708534313
1.) suicide attempt
2.) drug user
3.) actually diagnosed with GID when young
4.) like men
5.) went to jail once
ding
>>708536909
kill the girl and fuck the dude she liked to assert your dominance
>>708537132
I bet you only do that once
>>708537335
what's GID?
>>708537420
if successful, yes, it should only take the one time
>>708537525
Have you ever been jealous?
>>708537434
Gastro-intestinal disease
>>708537705
like all hell, yes
>>708537922
And what did you do to cope with it? by the way how old are you?
I follow Asian girls around at the mall, then bump my hand against their ass when there is a small doorway that we both are trying to go through. I love Asian ass so much.
>>708537434
gender identity
Ive spent shitloads of money on hookers and gambling, like at least $5,000
I once knew a nigga who's real name was William
>>708538248
I powered through it and let the darkness consume me, the only thing keeping me from taking my own life was the fear of the unknown.
Also, 18
>>708538495
his primary concern was making a million
>>708538615
>a milliam
>>708538560
I'm sorry to hear that anon. Was she your girlfriend or just some girl? How are you these days?
I let a dog lick my dick until I came
Felt pretty good but I also feel kinda dirty about it. Would do it again but nothing more than that.
>>708538248
Dude everyone fought with depression in their life, just pretend like you are the most positive fuck ever existed , also people HATE to see another one happy and its kinda fun watching how they also get jealous.
>>708538997
Ive madeout with my dog before, in front of my Dads girlfriend
>>think she saw
>>708536233
Wow what a cunt. Just put it in a room until you leave. Most people love petting dogs, so It's only natural for the dog to expect you to pet it. It wasn't growling, it wasn't hurting you.
>>708539085
True. Do you know the feeling of being afraid of not having a gf and of having no identity?
>>708534313
I have a incest fetish, and I want to fuck my cousin.
>>708535734
How do you sleep at night?
>>708538848
Yeah... Let's not talk about it, anon...
>>708534313
I've fucked and came inside my sister once, when we were both really drunk and in college. We never really talked about it, and it's never been brought up since it happened. I don't regret it, and I really want to do it again. So, I'm planning to invite her out soon for drinks, make her laugh, tell her she's pretty, and hope that she'll bring it up, so that I can have her again.
tl;dr I want to fuck my sister again.
The only girls that ever flirt with me and tell me how bad they want to fuck me are girls that are in relationships.
The only reason I don't have sex with them is because of all of the false rape accusations women make when they get caught cheating, and even if they didn't try to get me put in jail just so they wouldn't get dumped, I'm worried about the lynch mobs of their friends coming after me.
Women wonder why men don't "pursue them" anymore, and they're the reason why, honestly.
>>708539921
Come on
>>708539629
we could talk this out somewhere , actually i had this fear but i got it under control.
>>708534313
i'm addicted to incest porn
I fucked a dog female
>>708540274
Yup, this. What's your favorite source? Have you seen the "Taboo" series on motherless?
I'm attracted to 13+ boys and girls and had sex with quite a few.
Do I need to rot in prison?
>>708540138
Nice man. How did you do that? Leave yourself time to explain
>>708540413
Nah man, y'know you seem like a pretty cool guy. Want some chips?
>>708539988
no
I've been on your side of these conversations, so I understand your curiosity. As a consolations response, I'll give you this: jealousy was just a slither of the complicated relationship. The jealousy was just a minute fraction of what was really going on.
>>708540578
>>708540413
>>708540476
https://discord.gg/Nah9A join me ill tell ya , it would be too long to write it down here
>>708540684
Fuck outta here with your bagless chips, God knows where they've been without proper sanitization containment.
>>708536233
By choked I thought you meant with your dick... Would have been far more fun & probably more likely to get it to stop doing it
>>708540876
THEY ARE IN THE BAG YOU CHIP NUGGET
>>708539938
Yes i like this. Please post photo of sister
>>708541030
FUN FACT
I actually do stick my finger down my kitten's throat when me and him are playing. Not to hurt him, though. I value this animal.
Secret : mmmmmm 16 year olds, idk if its ok because im 54
I think Bo Burnham is funny. I dont know what my family will say if they find out.
>>708541435
everyone loves 16 year olds, gramps. It's okay.
>>708536967
>Justgirlythings
Currently in a relation with a girl who doesnt even know my real name.... she moves in with me at the end of the year.
>>708541293
I'm sad. Everyone sees me as very cheerful and laid back, but I'm sad. I haven't felt truly happy in long months. I'd never hurt myself or anything like that, but the thought of it has been in my mind for way longer than it should be.
Fuck I love her.
whatever
>>708541723
I understand why you want to do it again.
You are my god.
>>708540610
If you actually wanted to die you would kill yourself. reevaluate your desicions.
i secretly send bikini and underwear-shots of my gf to strangers for them to jerk off to
Gonna turn them into targets
Torturing insects.
Like disecting them alive, and put them in a paper boat that slowly sank into hot water.
ive been diagnosed schizophrenia but ive just been faking it for sympathy. truthfully im only depressed
>>708541723
Why are there so many incest anons on this site?
>>708541926
yes.. this.. I am a stranger you know?
>>708542115
>>708541926
I am also a stranger
>>708541846
Lol, thanks. Yes, I'm going to try whatever I can to make it happen again.
>>708542115
where you from? :3 and whats your skype, then?
>>708534313
I once knocked my little brother out in a fight, I was like... 17 he was 14 tame I know but still, I also choked him for spitting in my face
>>708541984
Sounds like a buddy of mine, if korbel xs rings a bell you know who to call
Just today I won a rap battle against an autistic girl. not sure if i should be proud, but she was the one that challenged me
>>708542295
Lets see if she is fap material first.. im quite picky
>>708536644
The guy was eating a turd? Damn son.
Sometimes, I fap with banana peels.
I had a tranny give me a creampie once
today i found a microsd card on the ground and this was the first picture on there
once i found my moms dildo in her drawer and i used it in my ass... btw also found lube so i tried it and i lied it. i got ho hard
>>708541981
Do they panic? Look afraid? Ever heAR their pitiful cries for help?
>>708543838
Nice! I wish I found OC like that, just laying around
>>708535734
I've heard some shit, but this is fucking savage
>>708534313
Recently I helped rig the some local elections and denied Bernie Sanders his nomination for President. He's a man and is a piece of shit that would have lost anyway. My friend Hilary who rightfully won is an amazing woman who will win and win again. Thanks for promoting me :P
Grll power
Hillary has the most, but luckily we have her emails :)
>>708534313
did a driveby at my first ex gf's house
it was a suburban neighborhood, 99% white and she had a nice little jewish family
I was one angry redneck kid
i still have the gun I used to do it to
I guess the police never put two and two together
i wonder what the SoL is on this
>>708544251
What did you shoot? Her? Windows? Cars?
>>708543691
Get AIDS?
I sometimes sneak around the house, steal my mothers and sisters clothes,dress up like a girl and jerk off on camera with strangers online. There was a moment where i was only attracted to older guys (55+). And there are ALOT of horny grandpa's online. One day i'm planning to go to a club and see if someone will grind my ass. Or i'll just meet up with someone and get a good pounding. 19 years old btw.
>>708544557
>>708544009
theres some videos too
>>708542224
What she say when you spurted your goo inside her? I'd cream her up too BTW
i downvote shit on reddit for no reason
>>708544898
Thanks for the reaction pic lol
>>708544902
That's a good find. Very fap-able.
>>708538615
Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
I am a sex addict cannot confront my girlfriend or family. It is the only way I can feel. I manipulate everyone literally everyone, lying is almost instinctual and getting inside someone's head is my favorite past time.
>>708545044
So it was you who downvoted my comment. Cheers faggot :P
>>708536967
Story time?
>>708544920
She was moaning, and after I came in her she said "that was a nice surprise," then laid her head on my chest and fell asleep. That was about as much conversation as we've ever had about our time together.
>>708536967
tell
>>708545238
he used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
>>708545607
thathappened.jpeg
>>708545348
Oh and drugs and violence are two things that can also give me what is warm and welcoming, I do not get it when I hug my family. To me they are just more lesser humans, I feel like I might be alien or some kind of better human because emotions seem to make you weak.
>>708545698
a corrupted young mind, at the age of 13
>>708545808
nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
>>708541723
Dude she's hella cute. More?
>>708545607
Well done /bro/ get back in that stuff if you can.
>>708545238
Hustling ha! real criminals don't peddle drugs unless they distributing or running it. Street level is literally a pawn in the chess board, but the pawn can get to the other side and be a drag queen like you. potato potato Roman Polanski
>>708545944
One day all his spaghetti fell out
>>708546087
this is a fucking rap song, dumbass
>>708546118
Having no social life is what he was about
I hate muslims
I stepped on a kitten once and killed it. It was an accident. I feel so bad.
>>708546202
Couldn't put the spaghetti back in, he started to cry
>>708543544
best thing evah
I had a roommate freshman year of college that was a Qt3.14. I also had about an hour twice a week where I was the only one in the apartment since they all had class at the same time. I decided it was a good idea to jerk off in her room and cum on EVERYTHING. I am not talking just panties, I came on her bed, pillow, bra, brush, shoes, socks, and even in her lotion/shampoo and some food.
>>708546379
Then he realised he was living a lie
>>708545753
Yep, it did.
>>708546064
Thanks! I'm going to try my best. I've thought about it almost every day since it happened.
>>708545951
I'm on my phone, but I'll search for any other pictures of her on here. No nudes, though. She's never sent anything like that, sadly.
i have a secret, i'm in love with my sister, i always masturbate thinking of her even when i fuck my gf i think of her when i cum, i wanna fuck my sister so badly am i sick ? her panties smells so good
>>708542011
Because incest is the best! You angry little toad
>>708546176
You mean negro noise? Ah yes keeps them working harder while the pick my cotton or when they need to work harder to please your mother's cavern of a pussy from contaminating all of the produce at your local grocery store. Didn't think vegetables could get a std until I fucked some woman in the hospital who could only look at me with her derpy eyes. Same look you get when you realize the guy sucking your dick is a faggot.
>>708535033
Was he just a stranger or someone you really wanted to kill?
>>708546868
In love? Panty sniffing and fantasizing about fucking is lust, brah.
>>708546958
PEPE
IS
A
FROOOOOOGGGGG
>>708547040
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...
>>708547129
i watch her sleeping and fap in her panties dude i will end up raping her one day i think..
>>708547161
I am way to much coke and ketamine to be looking at that uncommon level 3 pepe with 4 charisma
>>708546868
Can't you make it happen? Still live in same house? She down for the pound?
>>708547343
...is that a reference?
>>708538371
That's not a shitload
>>708547344
yes her room is just next to mine dude
>>708541816
same here, my man
I had sex with my husbands dad, the guys dead now. So my secret will never escape or come back to haunt me. And no I didnt kill him haha
i slept with my (not anymore) best friends girl. she's now my gf. i betrayed her with an ex of mine
>>708543981
they kind of do, they move their legs realy fast when hot touches them and try desparetely to climb on top of the boat
but i don1t think they are conscious and capable of fear
at least i realy hope so
>>708534313
i saved a rare pepe without asking.
>>708547478
Well lay out the bait man. Sleep nude. Fap and when she catches you don't stop etc. Make ambiguous comments about the insides of her vagina and your desire to enter it. If all else fails catch her bent over and slip her one.
>>708547515
>I had sex with my husbands dad,
why? Howd it get to that point? was it good? green text!!
>>708547686
Why am I not surprised
>>708547478
Get drunk with her and then go for the gold.
Worked for me...it's how I had my one
time with my sister.
When I was baby sitting this really cute boy I waited for him to take a bath
And then went in after him and used his underwear and wrapped them around my cock and came in them
Then waited for him to go swimming so I could go upstairs and snag a few briefs for myself
And lastly he was asleep once and his shorts had rid up to his upper thigh so I took the liberty of rubbing his inner thigh and then his hole and his balls. Stopped when I heard people get home though
>>708547914
i tried this at her birthday, she was drunk was about to try but her friend was with her and not drunk
>>708547961
The homosexual nature of that post was very off putting to me. 0/10 for originality, 0/10 content bringing your score to 0. You lose faggot.
>>708547281
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I Buttsex top of my class in the Miama gay agenda, and I’ve been involved in numerous orggies on Fred Phelps , and I have over 300 aids riddled niggers. I am trained in gorilla fucking and I’m the top dick sucker in the entire LGBT group. You are nothing to me but just asshole. I will wipe you the cum off your ass with the speed from my tongue of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my gay Mexican Gardner and your ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the butt piracy, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sphincter. You’re fucked kid, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in tongue punching the fart box, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the big black cocks and I will use them to its full extent to gape your miserable ass to destroy that boy bum, you will be shit on. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking penis. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you gunna have a good time hun ;)
>>708536901
greentext trip story, faggot.
>>708548353
Sorry that I don't fuck my sister, you inbred fuck
>>708547452
Reference to what is actually happening stranger so you wanna party or what?
>>708536967
Tits or gtfo
>>708548527
Maybe you should give it a try you cum swilling, shit fiend.
>>708548480
Well... At least it was kinda funny
>>708534313
Im a 9fag and here since three months
>>708546435
You know it /b/ro
Fucked my wife's friend behind while she changed her baby on the changing table.
>>708547818
I shall Greentext for you anon
>B me 19
>end up with old flame from when I was 15
>happy relationship
>sex is great
>real romantic
>6 years later he proposes to me
>wouldntmindspendingmylifewithyou.jpg
>25 years old
>happily married
>27 years old
>go to his parents house
>his mothers a sweet old lady
>father is a little cold
>bit of a sarcastic twat really
>we are stopping the weekend
>I am washing dishes one evening while hubby is out with his mother
>hear voice behind me
>"hey, iv seen teh way you look at me anon"
>wtf.jpg
>"what do you mean?"
>feel large hand grab my ass
>suddenly get a hot rush, and blush
>nervousgigle.wav
>he takes my hand and leads me upstairs
>i happily go along
>the idea feels hot
>fucking my husbands dad
>he lays me down on bed
>talks about how he doesnt fuck his wife anymore and cant resist trying it on with me while he unbuttons his jeans
>pretty large cock springs out of his boxers
> I lay forward on the bed still in my clothes and suck him off
>blows load in my mouth
>grabs my cheeks
>"swallow like a good girl"
>swallow
> he strips me off
>lays back
>ride him pretty hard
> pulls out and cums on my thigh
> i go to bathroom and clean myself up
>do dishes
I do have a lot of regret with the way I did betray my husband, but he will never know what happened. The guy died in a car accident about 2 years ago, kinda glad in a selfish way, my secret will never escape. Oh and i didnt cum.
Im terminally ill, but I cant tell my gf because it would break her. Doctors give me 3, maybe 5 years, and we will buy a house on mortage (30 years) soon. Oh, and she also wants a kid in near future.
Dont know what to do. I really cant tell her.
>>708548866
You read that little bitch. Thought it was too long but since it had aids and buttfuckery you read it. Anon proven a faggot
>>708538785
heh
>>708534313
ever since she was a youngster i was buying things to my poor neighbors daughter secretly to get her attention, since i am much older than her.
clothes, things she needed for school, she likes a specific music type so some albums were included as well.
after she hit puberty i was the one supplying her with cigarettes and booze, which made her very popular amongst friends in school.
also made me even better friend.
i was always there for her, but also i made her greedy.
(which was the point in the first place)
i started buying her some expensive stuff recently, like phones, some nice lingerie, shoes. but she now returns me with more "expensive favors", if u know what i mean.
everyone's got his price
>>708549340
You didn't cum? Sum bitch deserved to die.
>>708549340
All it took was his hand on your ass for you to betray your husband, fuck his dad, and make a mockery of your marriage? Wow...I've learned something new about the female gender today.
>>708541723
i want inside
>>708549340
Not sure if fappable because I'm afraid I may end up like your husband. Seriously, I'd crush their skulls underneath my boot if that ever happened.
>>708549340
>I shall Greentext for you anon
much obliged...and strangely hot.
gives me hope for when I am old and gray...
>>708549428
anon, please just tell her. Its destroying you (literally kek) but seriously you need to just tell her. Noobody should tackle that shit alone, ask her if she wants a kid still. Discuss it all man, because to be honest you deserve the best you can get right now pal. Good luck anon, i recomend you send her a message on facebook and just explain you cant tell her face to face because youre scared (we dig that senetive side kinda) it will hurt her, but it wont hurt her as much as when she finds out you couldnt trust or confide in her. A message is the best way because you cant take it back.
>>708549428
Knock her up and save some of your sperm and start being cute and leaving her little video messages for when you go she can watch and remember you.That is if you love her if you do not go wild go do all of the drugs and get laid fuck everything in site man.
>>708544557
Nope
>>708549658
i know its bad
>>708549688
i know its fucking sick and seriously regret it a lot. I wont cheat again (i know it shouldnt have happened). I dont represent all females (thank god).
>>708549735
haha, you will find someone in time. Just try and be social and something may hit you some day :)
>>708549656
How old was she the first time you fucked her? Take her virginity? Ever split her asshole? And is pic related?
>>708549340
>married woman
>hand on ass
>fuck me
A few hours ago i fucked a warm peace of steak with a hole in it
would you consider this beastiality?
>>708549703
She feels amazing inside. It's a memory I fap to quite often.
>>708550281
Necrobeastility (tm)
Ok, here goes:
>be me, 17yo at the time
>in boarding school
>there's a poor kid that's really fucking annoying
>hate that little fucker's guts
>brew a plan
>decide to use his lack of friends and support from others to bully him
>turn off his pc
>pee in his sink
>lock his door, throw away the keys
>roll him up in the carpet
>empty a water bucket in his bed
>put nutella in his clean boxers
>wasntme.png
>think of a master plan
>he doesn't have finals at christmas
>I do but mine start early
>Both of us alone one afternoon
>I sneaky out of my room
>take a dump in the middle of the hall way
>other kids arrive hours later
>wasntme.mp4
>nobody believes the kid
>expelled.exe
Later they told us he had jumped under a train.
Turns out his mother was on drugs, his stepdad an alcoholic that beat him, he got bullied everywhere he went, 0 friends, nobody ever cared
>mfw the kid had a shit life
>mfw I made it worse
>mfw I made someone commit suicide
Years later I still feel shitty, haven't told anyone ever
>>708549688
how come you didn't just learn something new about this particular individual person? why are other people involved in your head?
>>708549324
you're a professional
>>708550478
you are a cunt
>>708543838
MODS THIS IS CP
>>708550478
Wow you might be the biggest piece of shit I've ever read about in one of these threads. I hope this isn't true. If it is, I sincerely hope you die alone
>>708549815
>>708549820
I know that I should tell her. But I cant. Shes 24 now, lets say if I have 5 more years she will be 29. I dont want her to become a single mom, so getting a child is off the table. But on the other side, she only ever dreamed of becoming a mother and denying her this wish would be just as bad. I know, maybe she will find someone after Im gone, but shes socially a little awkward and struggles to meet new people. What if shes never finding someone after me?
I thought breaking up with her now might be the best solution for her. This would hurt her too, but at least shes still young and has more time to find someone else...
Shits complicated man...and yes, I love her
>>708544398
The side of the house
They had a window sort of bumpout with glass and wood so the bullets went through and (apparently / ididnt stay around to watch) destroyed her TV and killed her dog.
Her mom and dad and her were watching TV.
tbh In the moment I wanted to kill her but scaring them was also satisfying
>until you paranoiadly look around for police the next year and a half
i was magdumping an sks while cruising in a old beater toyota truck
one hand on wheel other on trigger whilst sitting atop the rolled down window
>>708550670
what do you mean?
I fucked my self in the ass with a horse shaped dildo thats actually too hard for anal penetration until i was drooling with my eyes rolling into the back of my head ... Im a 20 yr old guy straight
>>708550478
Burn in hell, anon
>>708550502
Formulating rational expectations based on assembled empirical evidence. If it happened to her unfortunate husband, who probably thinks everything is fine, it can happen to me.
i hate toiletpaper, and never use it.
i only shit completly naked and when i am done i walk into the bathroom and take a shower. doing this for almost 20 years now
>>708543838
post everything!
>>708549820
Look don't underestimate her but honestly tell her don't tell her but save some sperm and make videos about you so your child can get to know you. Immortality lives within the hearts and minds of those you touch around you.
>>708550803
DING DING DING, its wayyy past summer buddy
>>708550969
>straight
yeah sure
I fucked eighty men within the course of three months, and two of them were HIV positive and didnt use a condom. afterwards i used listerine to wash out.
straight 23yro male btw
>>708551080
holy shit me too theres has to be more of us
>>708550805
Dont break up with her anon, it isnt right. From the sounds of it this girl seriously loves you. And you seriously love her. Yu cant have everything and neither can she, but I think she will want to value these last years that she has with the love of her life as much as she can and she deserves to know that your times almost up. Just type her a sincire message and just explain to her everything, she will do what she thinks is right. She may end it (doubt it), odds are she will stick by your side until the end and just be extra loving and affectionate which is kinda what you deserve.
>>708534313
I'm attracted to 15 years old
I'm currently in a relationship a cute red head who I advice to divorce her parents and who is now living with me along with her friend who also wants to leave their control parents. We plan to get marry and have lots of children very soon. She is also very racist against anyone who isn't white or Asian the reason for it is because she attended public education filled with degenerates and conformist. got worse when she attended summer school. She describes the people there were dumb, ugly and not very well manner and refers to them as cry baby Niggers and Spics with a victim complex attach. She wants to have has many children as possible to out breed these type of people I wouldn't blame her her motivations as understandable. I like to judge people by their merit but hey I like her despite her flaw.
Also pic related for reference is what she basically looks like and also has nice pink nipples very rare to find just makes her even sexier and desirable
>>708534313
i have bben very disapointed with this kind of thread lately, allways OP is a fagot and does not share true secrets or does not now how to manage properly the thread
allways some mean anons made me belive that the secret i shared was something sort of a tradition and more tan normal and natural(tell the truth that should´ve made suspeicious about the whole story those evil anons
i did thread yesterday and today to celebrate my hapiness and found out every body thought i was fucked up and did not understand a shit
>>708551167
ye i have seen atleast 2 other anons in a secrets threat some months ago. Dont buy into the TP Jew
>>708551034
Hey man you seem pretty cool we should meet on any social media so we can hangout ;) you will find my friendship to die for
>>708550134
How did his cum taste? Taste like your husbands? His grandfather still alive? Could have the trifecta of cock.
>>708551479
I got 6 generations of my family alive wanna fuck a who lineage of people?
>>708534800
checked
>>708551352
>strange way of typing and speaking
>run on sentences on run on sentences on run on sentences
>disorganized thoughts
>pedophilic fantasies
>inability to distinguish story from fact & reality
>using cartoon character to identify what this "person" looks like
Get help
>>708551418
Punymortal215.tumblr.com
>>708551479
I dont remember enjoying the taste of his cum, though it did feel good being told to swallow. My husband does the whole pineapple thing sometimes and his cum tastes very sweet.
>>708536629
how's it feel having a whore for a mom?
>>708551657
I killed 6 million jews
>>708551361
Please get off this website and seek professional help.
>>708536644
>I fucked a dude who was eating a turd in a gloryhole booth once, strange things you do when little mr. helmet head starts giving the orders
was he getting it straight from the oven?
![IMG_1435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YxVTPG4.jpg "IMG_1435[1].jpg")
>>708551580
Fuck man...I'd almost send info for that. Males or females? Not sure it would matter though...that's too hard to pass up.
went and fucked a milf that just broke up with her tall nigger bf , i took about 8 male enhancement supplements that i bought from china, she sucked my cock off about 8 times, I fisted her pussy , she came on my face more times than i can count.
> I walk out the door in the morning
>big black man swings around the cornor walks in door when i open it as i walk out
>begins yelling and fighting with her
>I look down at my shirt and shorts looks like cumsplosions every where
>I drive to gas station
>buy a slimjim and a monster
>drive home
>>708550805
You may love her, but you are a selfish asshole. Discuss it with her
One time I cyber bullied
>>708551668
Does your pussy get wet when you think about the deed?
>>708551867
lol sure lol
![300x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oK9qqaD.jpg "300x300[1].jpg")
>>708535033
Cash would be proud.
>>708551361
Well I am being honest but this thread should be confessions because a secret shared, is now gossip. Fucking 4chan is like highschool but with all the quiet edgy kids, me? I am a sociopath and I love reactions, drugs, sex, violence, and controlling people. Having someone wrapped around your finger is wonderful especially when they would blow you whenever you wanted in the back of their boyfriends truck while he chaperones you while you make her moan so fucking loud, he still calls me a friend even though I got him addicted to cocaine and e.
>>708541723
wtf?
>>708550201
pic is related.
altho i am intentionally showing some old pics from the period i had sex with her for the first time, i don't wanna declare exact age for obvious reasons but u get the idea.
>>708552146
it does turn me on a little thinking back, and it is something that sometimes comes to my mind when I masturbate. But I think in my head its better, the reality wasnt that amazing and kinda bleak in a way.
>>708546347
billy?
>>708552360
i did that to a friend of mine too but everybody allways new, was never a secret
>>708550134
>seriously regret it a lot
Dude you are gross
You smile in his face everyday. You are literally the worst person in his life cause you betray him everydau. Every moment you continue the lie. Remember that your love can never be real.
>>708552360
>>708552786
>>708551361
How do you guys not cut yourselves every day when you have that sharp of an edge?
I once blamed my exe's girlfriend for my depression (I was suicidal at the time). Ended up carving their name on to my leg with a razor. "Fuck u Cindy", it said. Sent it to her, and boy oh boy did she get blown away by that, for whatever reason. Caused a mental break down of some sort. Keep in mind she's also fairly young. Poor kid, lmao.
>>708534313
I had missionary sex with my wife yesterday for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>708552916
lol cause someone has to please your wife dude lol
>>708552432
Yeah the fact that it's a secret only you know is kinda hot (in a weird way) how d was he and you at the time? The fact that he nutted in your mouth then you pussy fucked him too till orgasm is pretry impressive if he was advance aged.
>>708553252
How old....fucking keyboard
>>708553093
...didn't I see this before?
>>708552891
My love for him is very real, and I suppose you can say I'm selfish for not telling him. He loves me dearly, and I love him just as much and would never do anything like that again to him.
>>708553252
Me and him, he was icy before, and he was icy after. He would make sarcastic jokes that just came across as a bitter man. He was about 50 at the time, and I guess it was impressive in a way, but again he did say he didnt ge tmuch from his wife sohe probably wnated to try and take advantage of the situation.
>>708551080
If you have to walk into the bathroom after you take a shit...where are you shitting?
I recently fucked my ex wife who I hadn't seen in 22 years. She is married and has been for 19 years. I messaged her out of the blue on Facebook and next thing I knew we were fucking in a hotel room.
I'm a legit male feminist.
>>708534313
I've seually molested four of my cousins. Two anally.
>>708536233
You deserve to die.
>>708553639
im gonna go to sleep now anons, kiss my husband goodnight and think about the evening i fucked his dad, have fun fapping and whatever else you guys enjoy ;p
>>708553991
How did the fuck session last?
Elaborate please. :)
>>708535734
Should have gone snail. Mainstream but crunchy as fuck.
>>708554496
greentext
>>708554496
ur a disgrace, what did u do to them? u hear what?
>>708540336
does it matter if she's female? Were you afraid of being gay while fucking a dog?
>>708555507
yeah
>>708555507
i think they are saying their female not the dog
>>708534800
Checked
>>708544056
CNN! Get on this! You too Fox News
>>708554672
Kiss him with the lips that suckled his dead dad's cock. Use a little of the tongue that lashed his dead dad's spunk up. Call him daddy as you fuck him. Goodnight you magnificent whore.
>>708555357
it takes more than that to disgut me and u still hold on ur secret
>>708556067
lol
>>708552360
Where do you usually buy your fedoras?
>>708539942
Honestly, if you give them enough opportunities to clear their head, sober up, and back out then you've done your part. I've slept with two women that had boyfriends, both of which chased me for several weeks. One was way out of my league hot, but batshit crazy. The other is now my live-in girlfriend of 4 years.
With call, text, and message histories you can make a good case of being pursued.
Also, I'm a skinny, small framed guy. No one even attempted to revenge me. I mean, she was the one initiated. The hot one's BF suspected something was up, and challenged me to shot-drinking at a party. I got fucked up and she took care of me. Laughable. After she told him he just said "I want to punch him in the face." But never did, after several chances.
>>708540876
I had a dream last night that I bought a brand of chips at a store named Hitler Chips. The logo was a picture of Hitler. They were red wine and vinegar flavored. It was a big bag. They were good.
I've deleted over 50,000 emails.
>>708556390
ERGEGS
>>708534313
One time, before a friend of ours came over. We took a plate of brownies, and whiped our ass with the top layer individually. I'm not even fucking with you, we wiped from taint to top of crack. I even wedged a hair inside one. He got stoned, ate the plate.
>No ragrets.
>mfw
>>708545348
You're a sociopath.
>>708551080
wut about public restrooms?
>>708534362
Sure FBI, send me your email and I'll shoot you the vid
>>708551080
Do you only shit once a day?...
>>708545348
If your a sex addict I gotta point out that it's not their head you should be trying to get in....if you catch my drift.
>>708550134
its ok nothing wrong with that
tell husband he´ll understand
>>708557413
pokemon go to the polls
I have a subscription with a local stripper. Lots of extras in the VIP room and we have one overnight outside the club every month. Runs about a grand a month. She has a b/f and does it for rent money. Don't want to know the bf, better this way. Nice in-between before I get another gf.
I shot the sheriff
>>708550478
All these people saying kill yourself, burn in hell, etc. Honestly, if the fucker deserved it, good on you mate.
>>708534313
theres not a lot going on. maybe i fap to wrong stuff online because i´m bored of society setting you these limits where you only exist to work and make babies with women. maybe i dream of becoming a murder machine and making people disappear and have studied out everything related to that to have the perfect experience.
maybe life is full of shit, we are all gonna die and nobody cares about what we say or do so i do what i want and thats the end of it
>>708558145
Shit man....what about the deputy?
>>708558283
Amen to that
IM still in love with this 15 yr old I met on summer vaction. I had to leave her, she found someone new. I dream about her every night
>19
>>708550675
CP? This pussy and asshole have more millage than your grandfathers cadillac
>>708558283
Nobody tells you what you have to do. Today you can marry a fucking MLP for fucks sake. If you don't like society stay away from it. Be a loner. If people talk shit about you then so be it.
>>708539647
Me too, she's a real qt
>>708558894
its not that simple
>>708536350
What the fuck. Where did you find the pic? Who took it? What the fuck!
>be me
>have girlfriend since 14 yo
>relationship is great for the first 2 years
>starts getting worse
>fight almost every day
>fast forward a year
>her father dies
>shit.jpg
>she gets depressed and choleric at the same time
>depression fades slowly
Anyone interested? I'm on my phone and I don't want to type all that shit for no one but me
>>708559760
I'll bite
>share your story anon
DT
you're one strong mothafucker
>>708559760
Share cunt. Who is getting long dicked in this relationship? Who is leaving the nuts out? Who creampies who? When was the depressed female vermin using the strapon to peg the enzymes out of ye?
I just need to post this somewhere
When I was 6 my mom pulled my forskin back and forcibly cleaned my penis. I never told anyone because I always told myself it wasn't wrong because she was just cleaning it, but I think it fucked me up
I still don't know if it was wrong, I couldn't call it molestation or anything but I've been in tears for about half an hour since I remembered this.
>>708534313
I actually kinda like 4chan.
Drove six hours across the state to hook up with a dude who had a dog trained to fuck. Sucked the dog and eventually let it mount me. Came fucking harder than hell while it was fucking me. Felt kinda shitty about it later, but now want it again.
>>708551352
>implying your gf even exists
>>708559911
>while depression is slowly getting better, she is getting more and more choleric
>she still can't deal with her fathers dead
>gets into huge fights with me and her mother all the time
>2 years pass
>nothing has changed except fore more fights between her and her mom
>gf is that kind of person who you can't argue with
>screaming all the time
>throwing shit around, most likely glas
>asking you the same question for hours even tho you explained yourself a thousand times
Cont.
>>708560563
Dont see anything wrong with it tbh.i definitely can see how it fucked you up tho
>>708551080
>i only shit completly naked and when i am done i walk into the bathroom
so...where do you shit if you are not in the bathroom already?
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