>Cleaning up after a party at your place
>see this
Wat would /b/ do?
>>708534118
Draw her a pair of eyebrows
>>708534118
an old ps1? i want to play to those feels again 10/10
>>708534118
Stick my dick in her mouth to get me hard them start fucking her pussy hoping she doesn't wake up then switch to her ass as she slowly starts to wake up from the pain and blow my load in her ass before she is totally awake then run our of the house leaving her to think that the fuck just happened
I would drag the ugly bitch outside by her hair and then throw her clothes at her
NO HOMO btw
wonder how i time traveled to the 90's, cuz damn that PS1
>>708534118
I would ask whether she was burnin coal all night and thats why she shagged out
>>708534118
Yell at my roommate to stop leaving his things on the floor. But it in a closet at least. Fucking slob.
>>708534460
I loves the PS1.Anyone else get suicidal after their favorite game got a tiny scratch and became useless?
>>708534118
Draw her a mustache + goatee combo with a sharpie obv
monocle optional
>>708534118
Slap her in the face until she wakes up while saying "Yo. Hey. Person. You're in my house and the party's over." That's what I would do.
>>708534118
Bust out resident evil 2 and metal gear solid on the PlayStation. Hours of fun
Search for a copy of FFVII since a PSX just waltzed into my room
>>708534118
> buddy was knocking off this little blonde at a party
> woke up around 4am to take a piss
> was sleeping on the couch after party
> walk past slutty little blonde in booty shorts face down ass up on the loveseat
> while pissing think to myself "hmm.."
> come back and prod her a bit
> she's out cold
> *boner engaged*
> pull out cock, place one foot on loveseat
> pull her booty shorts to the side and spread spit on us both
> came in her pussy in less than a min and went back to sleep on the couch
She had no idea.. Assume she thought it was buddys load from earlier. Kek
>>708534118
Get that bitch's sick bowl away from my PlayStation
>>708535445
>spit on us both
Boner engaged!!
>>708534118
Move the PS1 before that drunk skank throws up on it.
>>708535445
This is my fetish...
>feels.json
>>708534118
fucking round two
>quagmire-jackpot.png
>>708534118
ask her nervously to move so i can play on my playstation
Force feed her eggs
Steal the New Balance 993s
>>708536192
holy autism batman
>>708534118
>clean room first
>find storage container (I keep large Rubbermaid containers around in case I have to move in a hurry)
>place her in a storage container with a blanket and a bottle of water.
>put now-contained girl into closet
>vacuum area where she was laying
>>708535445
>>708535654
>>708535848
Don't even feel bad.. She has fucked at least a hundred guys by now.
The town bike.. Swing.. And bed warmer.. All at once.
>>708534118
Grab her by the pussy!
>>708534118
>Position guitar so it looks like she'a ripping a solo
>take pic
>send pic to her Dad saying his band in the 80's was shit and being musically talentless is genetic in his family
>laugh at the thought of his silent tears
>>708534118
Fire up that awesome playstation.
>>708534118
pour the bowl on her head
>>708534371
Now you have the aids
>>708536528
That doesn't mean you can rape her you fucking roody poo
>>708536859
kek
>>708534118
I would do something similar to this >>708535445
>>708536859
kek
> my dad was in a band in the 80's, Van Halen cover band
> my groupie mom videotaped them
> mfw my dad wasn't bad at singinh
>>708537149
Don't tell me who i can and cant rape.
You don't know me, I DO WHAT I WANT
Finish cleaning my filthy ass house.
>>708537149
is it really rape if she doesnt find out?
>>708537371
Yes
>>708537371
Oh wow u got me there u should be on the Supreme Court
>>708537458
go back to r e d d i t kid
>>708534118
have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>708537738
You monster
>>708534118
Turn 2pi radians and walk away
Hand her a bowl of eggs and gently tell her to eat them
>>708534384
>no homo
>in capitals
what the fuck would be gay about that?
>>708537873
This is the only correct answer
>>708537894
not DSHSB
Shoe on head, sharpie in pooper.
>>708536859
That's fucking cruel asshole.
He tried fucking hard with that band. Fucking his unconscious screw up of a daughter is one thing, but this is like a whole other level of asshole.
>>708537997
I'm sorry i don't speak alphabet, faggot.
>>708537811
Kek
>>708537149
Clearly I could.. Society says I shouldn't.
Besides.. Anyone who thinks everyone should be equally respected is living in a libtard fantasyland.
She was already a cumdumpster before a released my drop in her bucket.
Fun Fact: She willing fucked me after this with zero efforts from me. Just "wanna fuck?" and it worked. Erased any pangs of leftover guilt.
>>708537371
>Implying rape is a bad thing
>Implying it's not a useful tool to keep women in their place.
>Even mudshits in pakistan have figured that out.
>Why do you think women are trying to import more of them to our countries?
>Why do you think women in the west bitch about rape non stop?
>They want to be put in their place unconsciously by a strong man.
>Yet the (((media))) keeps telling them to feel ashamed for that desire.
>Tfw rape is the cure for feminism.
>>708538278
autist detected
>look at her for maybe... 5 minutes?
>go get a sandwich
>grab the play station
>leaves house
>let her clean and live in the house
she can pay the bills.
This is a young teenage boy with gynecomastia.
>>708538202
>2016
>doesn't understand DSHSB
>can't use google
calling someone else a faggot
>>708534118
This is what I seen, what you think I did?
>OC
>>708538539
Made her breakfast, gave her time to clean up, get dressed and took her home?
play crash bangdacooter
>>708538539
You can't spell rape without APE! :D
>>708534118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>708534118
Throw this lame excuse for a stringed instrument out.
>>708538539
>>708538628
we got a long and happy 'friendship' now
I'm 43 shes 20
I would tie her to her bed. With shackles on her left and right ankles. Put a rusty saw from my shed, an unsharpened butcher knife, and a portable buzz saw with very low battery. As well as an iron for wearing wounds. Leave not on the floor. "Pick a leg".
She chooses a leg and cuts it off.
Chooses left, I knock her out, rape her and rip out her eardrums, non-surgically.
Chooses right, I rape her and take both her eyes out of their sockets.
(I've worn ski mask whole time.)
Put bag over her head, water board until she passed out, put her in car at night. Drop her off Infront of a local downtown Tim Hortons.
>Mfw it was my friends house
>Mfw he was out of town
>Mfw he takes the fall.
(Assuming I wear rubber gloves under mittens, have a hair net and ski mask on, and a free weekend)
>>708538528
>current year
faggot
also i don't feel like googling nonsense meme speak because you're to lazy to type a coherent sentence.
>>708534118
Round 2?
>>708535339
This
>>708534118
Wait till she leaves and sniff the pillow under her cunt.
>>708538993
>pic
kek. I was in this thread, it was glorious.
>>708538424
Have you ever read tge definitions of Autism Anon?
>>708534118
Wonder why the virgin sacrifice was left for me to clean up when it was obviously bill's job to do it this time.
Man, fuck bill. He always slacks off when it comes to rituals.
>>708539178
Jeez. That was like, two weeks ago
Fuck yeah Anon.
The more me and my friends treat her like shit the more she comes.
Never would have known if I treated her nice and didn't just take what I wanted.
>>708538945
>>708538628
want more of me abusing this slut cunt?
>>708539015
>/b/
>expecting a coherent sentence.
mfw
>>708538993
>>708539320
You have to ask?
Fuck yes!
>>708539330
kek, I'll give you that one.
>>708539320
>>708534118
Help her to my couch and offer her some clothes like a functional human being...
her x boyfriend threw rock into my apartment windows when I sent him these with her phone
"She mine now"
>>708538993
is that Chers daughter/son ?
>>708536528
yeah bro you are a fucken rapist, you should feel bad. Just cause she didnt wann afuck you or you too much of a coward to fuck her does not give you the right.
>>708539633
rip robin williams
her and my other fuck friend? want?
>>708539837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>708539837
>>708539691
would love to help join in on the fun
>>708539905
looks great!
keep goin
>>708539837
you really have to ask?
>>708539905
>>708539691
Any of that slave stuff with her face in the photo?
>>708537873
Fucker!!! Beat me to it...
>>708539315
what the fuck does it matter how long ago it was? it was funny, don't be a sarcastic faggot.
>>708539945
the more the merrier for Ashley. she really can't get enough sex
>>708538408
This
No joke.
I dated a legit 3rd wave feminist (I didn't know til late). Her fetishes:
>rape fantasy
>calling me "sir"
>being tied up
>being smacked
>being forced to do things she normally wouldn't do
>being put in dog cages
>leash and gags
We broke up when she went to college but asked me to fuck her like her make feminist boyfriend couldn't and cuck him.
Too bad she votes like a feminist
>>708540049
>>708540208
Whores like this need to make themselves more accessible.
If only there were a safe space for whores...
>>708540299
This would be a perfect opportunity to nut on her face and send the pic to her dad
>>708540299
Love it. And chekd
>>708534319
No it's a new one cause they obviously sell them at this day and age fucking moron
>>708540343
I happened to have a extra bedroom in my apartment when i met this one.
>>708534118
just wake her up, you rapist. Do you WANT to go to fucking, prison as a rapist? HELLO, SEX OFFENDER LIST!.
>>708540470
>>708540250
I've always found that the more "in control" "classy" and "independent" women are secretly cravers of this.
They're so used to guys worshiping them it's refreshing to be taken out of the lead role in the sack.
>>708534118
Probably cover her up with the blanket, check her breathing and skin tone, and leave her be, check on her once in a while to make sure shes okay. Why do you ask?
>>708540489
You lucky duck you.
>>708538408
Thanks virgin, your opinion is highly valued.
Hand her a bowl of eggs. "you don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat this"
>>708540424
don't think she know who her dad is. Calls me daddy
>Daddy why are you fucking me?
>Don't stop you dirty fucking old man
>>708538993
>>708540674
Mandatory.
>>708540641
Cuck detected.
>>708538408
you know we could be incaging in polyamorous consenual sex with random hot girls but because of these kinds of ideas and the massive amount of rape going of that woman hate men.
Women hate us, because they know this is the point of rape smart women anyways. Why would you want to perpetuate this same bullshite that we live in were sex is now mostly associated with violence and oppersion, that means that your woman is most like not really that into it and not really capable of understanding your needs because she cant because she does not feel the same way about sex, because sex is about power for them.
How can someone give you good sex if they don't like? Do you really think the best sex is the kind you steal or use as a tool to destroy parts of other people? N
No that is not good sex, rape is about power and if you like it you by definition are a loser because only a lose would crave power that much. Fuck bro rapest are the most desperate people out there and because of them even marginally desperate guys get a bad rep. Fuck why do you think girls "don't like nice guys"?
Whic is not true by the way, girls don't like little bitch ass losers because they would more likely be rapists. Cause of that power thing.
>>708540704
>>708540856
love it keep going. her dad's probably some random guy who creampied her mom.
loving this shit
>>708540863
If only you could curbstomp whales
>>708540968
>Never said rape sex was necessarily good sex. It's just necessary.
Women need to know their place.
>tfw I'm married, and not a nice guy. And could probably be charged with rape, but never will be.
>>708540968
It is a power thing.. If it's not your kind of thing, simply fuck off and do it your way.
There's nothing wrong with raping the girls who want/deserve it.
Pic related.. One I literally raped as our first time together that loved it.
>>708538993
did this once a few years ago to a girl that tried to friendzone me but use me for money.
>at party we all getting drunk n high
>ask to borrow her phone
>Send a text to my phone from hers
>"Meet me in the bathroom treat me rough"
>about a hour later used her phone again and sent myself
>"Hurry up I'm ready"
>gave phone back
>she went in bathroom a few moments later (drinking)
>followed her in bathroom
>Just grabbed her and wall banged the fuck out of her
>she was so scared n needed to piss so bad she pissed all over me while i fucked her (could have been her cum idk).
>She left right after
>two days later cops come
>Oh fuck
>I showed cops my phone of her text to fuck her rough
>they checked her phone but she deleted them
>the cops checked my carrier and hers and seen she sent me the messages.
Never spoke to her again and she will never try and play a guy like me again.
>>708540863
Throwing buzzwords around. Yep, sad lonely tool confirmed. How is it to be so bitter an lonely that your only joy is to be edgy on an anonymous forum?
>>708539252
you justified rape
and youre saying youre not an incel?
kys
>>708537811
I am pretty sure you mean 1pi radian.
>>708541077
>>708541627
This. Even though rape fantasies are not my thing, if the gril is into it why not give it to her? If it's consensual what the fuck does it matter?
>>708534118
I would take that PS1, son.
>>708538042
Didn't say anything about fucking her! That would be wrong
>>708541740
Nope pi/2 rad and walk into wall
>>708534118
>see this - wat do?
basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random porn pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis
>>708541641
to think after all that you're still a piece of shit
Fuck her of course. We didn't survive as a species because of 'muh morals'.
>>708535339
Fuck ya
>>708541467
why do you believe woman should have a place why should society be arrange in specific way that you are anyone has in mind. Fuck why are you trying to control people can you not get what you want without limiting other people? Are you that shit? Are you that inferior that you need to make woman weaker? WTF? guys, i never really thought about people that think this way but it seems like you have some serious thinking to do because I don't think that it is possible to be hapy if you need oppress other to get what you want.
For me life's greatest pleasures have been those that were unexpected gifts from people who actually liked me.
you are an old person who regress not sleeping around when they could have and now it making up fantasies about there uncast wild oats no doubt.
>>708534118
Index finger up the twat, thumb up the ass, then carry her to the curb like a six pack.
>>708542113
mommy is calling you
moral fag
>>708540250
Ha ha ha
Love it.
My 1st wifey was Women's Studies grad
Huge feminazi
Always wanted dick in the ass
Leather straps, cuffs, ball gag
Piss on her
Good times.
Kicked out
"Not man enough, anon"
Crazy bitch
>>708541758
First time was no fantasy.. What I did to her could easily have landed me in jail.
It was a couple years later that we started fucking consensually because she couldn't stop getting wet thinking about that night. Some women just need it that way. Otberwise she's well adjusted. Youbwould never guess looking at her that she has these tendencies.
>>708541641
>didn't want to be in a relationship with you
>used you for money
>Rape her
>Sure showed her what she's missing out on
>>708541627
that is not rape though, sneaky fucking a girl is not consensual and the same girl that likes a rape fantasy 99.99 % of the time is not going to want real rape.
Why should I fuck off, does it make you uncomfortable to talk about not raping people ? wtf? lol
>>708539178
Was this the one with a guy asking to photoshop flames and shit on this pic
>>708542069
who knows she may be broken now.
7 years ago so well past the time i can get in turd for doing it
>>708537873
>you dont have to tell me what happened but you have to eat these
>>708534612
>PS screen loads (oh thank god)
>wait for game opening to load
>Doesn't
Sad
>>708534240
Hahahah hahahhaha same first thought . Nailed it
>>708542537
diggin these pics
>>708542297
who let you out of the cuckshed, boy
>>708536289
>in case I have to move in a hurry
Therein lie a few tales.
>still has PS1
>>708542476
won't be using another man like that, fucking tried to be a cock tease w me.
sends pics like this to me and won't bang? HA!
>>708539015
Just in case no one told you (I havent Ade it to the end of this thread) it stands for "Dry Slam Her Shit Box"
>>708537873
>>708542648
>>708541641
your still a fucking loser though, bet the whole town knows you a rapist
Bet people talk about it behind your back,
One day you will not get a job, maybe her boyfriend found out... this one or the next eventually she will tell someone
She probably told her parents
and you know facebook this days
I found the guy that molested me when I was a kid
mmmm you a fucken idiot
>>708537458
The question was ontological, not legalistic. Dik4Brainz.
>>708534118
grab, flip over, check the other side... let my eyes go wherever they want on that beauty. flip back over, position just right and play the shit out of that PS1
>>708540641
I'm a virgin and this made me laugh
>>708542888
trips yo
>>708542888
checked
would love to see a set of her getting raped by a group of fat girls or obscenely pretty girls.
>>708542903
Ya she actually thinks she sent the texts now, so jokes on her.
>>708534118
Throw a rag at her face and tell her to clean up her fucking mess. Don't give her any water or food so she stays hungover and weak. Rape her while she tries to clean.
But in reality I have had massive parties where hot chicks end up passed out on the floor, they end up waking up eventually and getting the fuck out ASAP
>>708542785
So if a nigger robs some white guy with a lot of money its ok because he shouldn't have flaunted it.
>>708539584
White Knight faggot
>>708543014
no fat girls
Might have a set with this one though. might have to resize the set because new 2 meg file limit
>>708538945
>I'm 43 shes 20
You really should reevaluate your life, m8
>>708541641
Time of the call would of placed her at your party...FAIL FAGGOT
>nice idea
>>708543310
those dead eyes
>>708543312
why? there's a reason the age is 14 and up in my country
pick unrelated lol
Fuck me this is good!!
>>708543530
There must be more to life than banging a skank with a serious case of resting bitch face
>>708540045
What am i doing wrong in life...
>>708540503
Goddamnit, Bill, we sent you to /b/ to put up more CTR posts, not to relive your glory days in Arkansas!
>>708534118
Mustve been a good party if you landed back in 90's. Make sure its over b4 you start cleaning up
>>708543383
ya for sure, how do you think your boyfriend or girlfriend fucks around on you to get a quick one off?
Text dude meet "me here" they meet they bang and then your wife or husband or boyfriend girlfriend meets back up with you like nothing happened. Takes under 4 minutes to set up a quick side hookup. pick related, my buddy just stepped out on his GF for a moment
>>708542256
You have a very limited view of reality.
I like my life.. I'm happy.. I just get off on rough sex and domination. It's a hardwired part of my personality.
If sjw's can get away with being born their way, I can too. I don't go raping innocent virgins.. Just repressed sluts. I've never been charged, and I have done it a lot.
They say "no" until my cock is buried inside them and they are catching their breath from my grip.
Do you know how many times I've been asked afterwards "is it bad that I liked that?" and had to explain why it's NOT bad to give in to thousands of years of animal instinct?
Fuck you and your numale ideas of morality and equality.
Traditionally (and correctly) Men lead, women follow, and only in some areas do they share equality. The bedroom is seldom that place.
Some people think I'm archaic in my beliefs.. But I'm not the one floundering i. "Feels" threads and working a slave labor job while believing that a 300lb gurl that half identifies as an apache helicopter is the best I could hope for and deserves my ass kissing.
Instead I will leave my job in management this afternoon to go home and fuck my girlfriend who is half my age and also believes she has her place sorted out. Try being an actual male and seizing opportunities.. Women included.
You may like how it feels.
>>708543530
if they CAN have babies, we should be putting them into them.
>>708543769
ya fucking lots of bitch skanks
morning or late night?
Morning, nothin, Shes baut to wake..
Make coffe and become friendzoned..
Night? look if she been tainted, photo all that in different angles.. Taint that shit with a jerry hat on..
cum in hair
>>708534118
Put her in the recycling because she can probably be used again
Consensually rape her.
>>708543116
Julian Assange should have used your technique back in Sweden.
bumping with random until I fined what phone my other sets are on or might need to download them from google drive and post
>>708542785
Should post her tits and face, we need to know how hot this woman was that you would go to such lengths to smash. Must've been 12/10 at LEAST
>>708538945
What happened to the other 37?
>>708543310
>new 2 meg file limit
But only one of them is Meg!
Kiss her left cheek
>Sleep well, little princess
>>708544700
see
>>708544692
Joke
pic related
>>708542487
I direct you to this comment on real rape.. Leading to consensual. >>708542416
>>708545022
yeah i think that is bullshit
>>708545022
There was an interesting post in the early days of Craigslist. A woman advertised to fulfill her rape fantasy. The selected gentleman was directed to appear without knocking at the woman's house and to proceed with all deliberate speed….
But what if the advertiser was not the woman at that house?
>>708545556
lol
I have new plan for my x
bumping
>>708545556
>But what if the advertiser was not the woman at that house?
show the police she asked to be brutally raped and buried in my garden on craiglist
oh the dreaded string
Search up how to unrape sister
>>708534118
Wake her up and tell her she must clean that mess up...
>>708543310
Moar!
>>708546763
Just pull it out and proceed..
>>708546953
I'm scared to search that in google
>>708534118
Super Puzzle Fighter II
>>708536058
Underrated
>>708534118
sharpie in the pooper
damn
U retarded or wat?