Japanese femanon here, AMA
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Japanese femanon here, AMA
marry me
hajime mashite
>>708524338
so how old were you when the yakuza took your virginity
Timestamp and...
>>708524338
Where's the tits and timestamp to prove you're real?
Also, if I ask for a pussy pic later, will it automatically be pixelated?
>>708524425
Height?
Weight?
Income?
Social skills?
>>708524338
どこに住んでるの？
>>708524740
I can post my tits and ass, both pixelated.
>>708524773
に住んで
>>708524338
Do you enjoy sex? What i've seen in the jap porn is like they suffer when being fucked.. doesn't make sense
>>708524920
Yes.
We enjoy it, we just sound like we suffer.
>>708524794
how is the japanese community because i dont know shit about the chinese
how many times were you needlessly compared to the chinese
what is the craziest story you have that is somewhat related to your ethnicity
私の父は私をヒットし、時々私は夜のドレスを着ます
>>708524759
6'4
210
85k
i have a waifu
>am white
>>708524969
Can you post a pic of your feet?
>>708524338
why are you a faggot neckbeard?
>>708524338
How does it feel being personally responsible for the rape of Nanking?
>>708525037
It's weird and lonely.
More than I can remember.
Had a Jakuza boyfriend.
>>708525132
Too tall, too fat, too poor.
How do you feel about America as a whole?
>>708524338
sage goes in all fields
>>708525144
Only pixelated kek
もうかりまっか？
>>708524338
Could you make a vocaroo file of you saying something nice like "i love you"?
>>708524338
how is life in the land of the rising sun, any funny story's you can tell us, any weird things you've seen over there you can tell us?
>>708524338
Post timestamp please,Im so fuckin desperate
>>708525249
Women are too fat, men are too fat, too feminine and cucks.
>>708525188
How did you even get in touch with the Yakuza?
Do you actually live in Japan or are you an expat?
Most of these questions are based on the life story of pornstar Sakura Sena. Having a cute Japanese girlfriends sounds cool. That's irrelevant. Did you experienced creepy old men-moments when you were little?
>>708525248
at least my waifu is safe
>>708525341
Won't provide fap material for a basement dweller.
I have visited Osaka, Tokyo, Izu and Kyoto. My favorite author is Yukio Mishima and I really enjoy learning the Japanese language. I enjoy eating Japanese food and think Japanese girls are the prettiest and the people the coolest.
I like using capsule machines and eating melon pan and onigir from family mart konbini.
Don't listen to anybody who tries to bring negativity to you. You're awesome!
>>708524338
なぜここにいる?
>>708525347
No. It's a lame place. Stop watching anime and grow up. It's shit here and if you're white 99% of people will hate you, we are very racist (unfortunately).
>>708525431
I need a prove you r not a guy, ps that answer is just what a guy would say
>>708525412
Uncle in Yakuza.
Yes.
No, this isn't America, pedo.
>>708525391
What about Swedish people?
>>708525461
So you're the typical american whiteknight neckbeard? I thought those people were a meme, but I guess not.
Very unattractive.
Please go away.
>>708525483
As a white guy who spent a year in Japan, gonna have to disagree with you there. People were super nice and easy pussy galore
>>708525483
You are not a female nor Japanese.
not sure what your deal is.
where do you live?
what do you do for a living?
have you ever had multiple dicks up your pussy and/or ass in quick succesion?
>>708525616
Pretty gay, honestly. Every Swedish guy I've ever met has a Justin Bieber haircut. Why?
>>708525483
Your racism isn't unfortunate, lose that and you'd just be flooded with third world detritus and filth, all stability and security would be gone and cities would get uglier every year.
>>708525483
damn sorry to hear that, stop watching anime no thanks, we'll white people can be assholes, i just dont like whiggers or rich white people (the rich ones tend to be the worst). so what the hell do you do to have fun?
>>708524338
боку то кеккон хите кудасаи ！！
>>708525745
as a guy who has a jap fiance for 6 years, they are very racist, leave roppongi and shibuya
>>708525749
Kyoto
Western sugar daddies
No
Marry me please
>>708525711
Shoganai
*wraps headband and bandage*
*raises katana*
Sudoku
>>708525483
I felt a great disturbance in the thread, as if millions of weaboos suddenly cried out in terror... and were suddenly silenced.
>>708525885
Exactly. Thank you.
>>708524840
Lol Japanese people always with the fucking pixelation
>>708525788
For real? No swedish guys has beiber haitcuts, unless they're like 15. I asked because I'm swedish
>>708525894
sugar daddies i can get behind. I'm 31, earn roughly 800k$ a year depending on bonus.
yearning to settle down with a permanent sugar daddy yet?
>>708525921
>ra
...that's so gay.
>>708525921
>Sudoku
kek
>>708526001
Are you really that desperate?
>>708525341
パン 作ったことある？
パンツ 食ったことある？
>>708525609
Ever seen someone get killed? Or have you ever instigated something throughout the Yakuza? Basically asking for crazy Yakuza stories.
Anything you like or do that's probably as far from stereotypically Japanese as possible?
Isn't Japan like the pedo nation of the world?
この豚野郎
ohio gazimus,,,,,, gotty saki?
u rike coffee?
you the girl from that ocopussy porn?
>>708526013
No, you don't get to touch me at all.
When I say sugar daddies, I mean desperate Western men who put average Japanese women on a pedestal. They send me money via PayPal in exchange for nudes and skype shows.
>>708525473
>なぜここにいる?
because I love being orbited by multiple WEABOO FAGGOTS
>>708526093
I just asked for your opinion. Simply, most Swedish guys you've met are most likely teens
>>708525885
I know they are racist, but it is mainly against other asians (chinese especially). They mostly love white people. And while roppingi and shibuya are awesome, i went all over tokyo and other cities. Everyone was super nice everywhere i went. Had zero negative experiences in a year.
Tits or gtfo anime whore
>>708526013
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING !!!!
>>708526176
oh lel, i can believe there is enough otaku scum to make a good living out of that.
good job! make em poor
>>708524338
Whats the best way to find a japanese girl who wants to fuck a white boy online but won't tell his wife.
>>708526176
Heh, that sounds like me. The desperate western man I mean. Such is life.
>>708525914
are you a millionaire or billionaire?
"ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo''
>>708526158
u drunk nigga gee tee ef oh
>>708526293
Like 90% of females in japan, shes probably an OL who wants to marry a guy for "security" (aka gold digger), then realize she is miserable and want to kill herself
>>708526293
if you have to ask, you won't get a job like mine
>>708526403
>ochinchin
what "very tiny and saggy" were you meaning?
>>708526427
in the end, killing the husband
why the fuck is anyone responding to this retard?
no proof = lying faggot
What does this mean?
Ryū ga waga teki o kurau!
I've been wondering for a while
I always liked the Yodobashi camera song, the battle hymn of the republic one.
How about you OP?
>>708525932
What a relief, isn't it?
>>708526494
Dude, I really have no idea what I should with my life and how the fuck should i know what you do if I don't even know how to do administration paper bullshit things ....
Hi, I'm Italian and planning a trip to Takamatsu, because I hate crowded and loud cities.
OP here, here's a recent picture of me.
>>708526894
he;s probably happy, which is more than i can say about myself
>no timestamp
>no tits
>people sitll post in this thread
what
>>708524338
what kind of music you like?
have you ever traveled abroad and where did you visit.
>>708526584
The op is the biggest weeb of everyone.
>>708526494
Ok ok well I kinda forgot to turn my brain on. Drugs ?
>>708525609
can you tell me which page has the porn on the 2chan.net
pls respond
>>708526989
I imagine its a white guy who knows a bit of japanese who likes triggering weeaboos and shit
>>708526584
Because I'm really bored.
>>708526362
No but I have muscles :^)
>>708527068
the way this thread is going sounds about right
Japan is the land of cosplay!!!
>>708527185
LOL
>>708526631
A relief, it is.
>>708527238
the green person looks like they got hit in the fore head with cum
>>708527313
LOL= Love Of my Life
>>708524338
How Japanese girls feel about Aryan dudes?
I know southern Asians like them.
Do the Japs?
>>708527039
>>708524338
pls respond where can i find porn on 2chan
Thanks for ruining my fucking thread.
>>708527454
jajajajajaja sure
>>708527514
op doesnt even know what that is, its a weeb that's fucking with you guys..
>>708524671
this... show the timestamp or gtfo
>>708527523
you did this to your self
>>708525188
jacuzzi boyfriend kek
>>708527717
I didn't. You morons did it when you started replying instead of me.
>>708527792
making a thread on /b/ and not expecting a shit storm. thats too fuckin funny keep em coming
>>708527700
Vader always means what he says, faggot.
>>708527977
I expected at least 60% of you not to act like manchildren, but I guess that's too much to ask.
Go back to channeling your hatred towards yourself through posting endless retarded memes and hating on normal human beings.
Pathetic loser cunts.
>>708528164
lol
>>708528164
It wasn't going anywhere anyway.
>>708524338
I'm going to be deployed to Okinawa's Marine Corps base. Want to fuck when I get there?
>>708528164
you expected huh, well dont you know you shouldnt have high expectation all the time, specially with /b/ you should have known better, and besides i asked some legit questions like>>708526994
>>708525875
>>708525347
so dont come at me like i fucked up and besides how do we know your telling the truth with pic with a timestamp.
>>708525921
>mfw i have 3 real katana in this room alone
I can tell you from experience, OP is ugly as fuck. The relationship between physical attractiveness and fluency in English is inversely proportional for Japanese girls
>>708528931
Do you have matching fedoras?
>>708528709
I'm an idiot for expecting too much of basement dwellers and special snowflakes, masquerading as superior, more intelligent specimen when most of you are actually sad, bitter individuals meant to fail in life.
I'd have a better time at fucking reddit, enjoying their humorless observations and endless whiteknighting.
4chan is the cesspool of the internet and you people are the cancer of this society and no matter how hard you try to "ironically" ridicule the mainstream society, you always end up being worse then them - becoming a self-parody in the process, proving that you're a waste of sperm.
>>708529013
can't stand fedoras. only people i've known who likes fedoras are anglophiles and lotr nerds.
>>708528962
I am not ugly, but what you're saying is definitely true. Interesting observation. Most Japanese girls I know who speak English well are fat. Well, by American standards they'd be considered "curvy" kek, but they're fat.
How does THIS MAKE YOU FEEL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=royTfXaUb2A
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>708529049
Could've just said "you suck" and be done with it.
>>708529049
how are you any better then us you're here in the same cesspool as us. and i get the feeling you browse regularly you hippo . quick talking shit it
>>708529228
A fat neckbeard...what a surprise.
Japanese women really have it worse. Most Japanese men are small-dicked cucks, while most Westerners who adore us are fat neckbeards and losers. FOL
>>708529405
I gave you people a chance. It was a mistake.
I'm going now, fuck all of you.
>>708529593
this is nothing to be mad about
seriously tho guys we just made a average looking Japanese girl hate b/ forever. you should be ashamed of yourselves
If this is bait then its pretty good.
>>708529049
> well what the hell were you expecting this is /b/ you cant trust it as far as you can throw it, and you know what life is fucked up and we are all fucked up people in one way or the other so dont so smug.
> then go to fucking reddit and so if we give a fuck
> first statement.
>>708529983
>average looking
>Japanese
>girl
Prove all three.
why couldnt she just enjoy the memes and shit posting
>>708529593
hey guys i think she is serous we better knock it off and be nice or else she is going to fuck us all.
>>708529241
fuck off
>>708529983
Alright fine, fuck it I'll take this bait. Don't worry guys.
Absolutely fuck yourself you shitty fucking whiteknight piece of trash faggot loser virgin. I fucking hate you and everyone like you. Do you really think 90% of us give a shit about the feelings of some faggot on the internet? I sure as fuck don't think that. The other 10% of you fucks watching anime hentai weeb furry shit should really commit suicide. Just having your persona being present in today's world in the off chance you go outside is just enough of a risk to taint 1 more person into joining your life tyle of ponies fedoras and katana collections. I legitimately hope you break your legs in such a way that the only way to get you out of your parents basement is to crane you out and I hope they're too broke to afford a crane so they just leave you there. Seriously, fuck you. You'll never see this girl again, you'll never talk to her again, and you won't even think about her again once this thread 404's. Unless you're some kind of faggot loser who pictures living the rest of his life with a girl based on the first glance at her. You utter fucking scrub go away. You seem like the kind of beta that ties girls shoes and paints their nails for them because they don't want to bend over, if you've ever had any type of interaction with a girl before I bet it was really awkward for you both.
Faggot.
I'm gonna go cut every faggot like you with my edges idgaf.
>>708530577
That could've worked too.
>>708525248
>>708525132
No wonder japanese men prefer superior hentai
>>708525988
>>708524840
In glorious nippon everyone has minecraft genitals
Zero Japanese people posted in this thread
142 replies
No tits
The fuck /b/
This is now an Asian girls thread.
This is for you people saying I'm not real.
after reading this thread...I don't believe you are a japanese femanaon... just sayin
>>708530660
ok im sorry, it just that your pretty funny when your mad and well post led to another and well lets just bury the hatchet and move on and have a laugh and a deep breath i mean its only a thread not like anyone kicked your dog.
And another one, just for the keks.
Fuck all of you.
I'm out
>>708531029
Why is that magazine blurred out?
>>708531029
>no timestamp
>no proof
>>708531029
>no tits
>no timestamp
This proves nothing
>>708531103
>>708531029
Cant proove shit without a timestamp and some tits to cover expenses
>>708530660
Kek i lold loudly
>>708531103
Okay
>>708531029
thats a lewd mag
2000 replies later and still no areolas op? Yous a man aren't you?
>>708531029
Yea, fuck time stamps.
Pic is me. I didn't have a camera so I had my painter create a portrait of me, LOL.
does riki like fighting easy monsters?
Post manko and oshiri. Maybe your chichis, too.
>>708531339
What a fine portrait anon
You seen like a fine feudal lord
>>708529049
See you tomorrow honeybun :*
>>708529593
Dont forget to shave!!
Tits or GTFO
Where is proofs?
>>708524338
>Not asking for TITS OR GTFO
>being this newfag and dont even notice
>its even on the rules.
>No one knows about the rules
>is there any rules?
>why i am so fucking autist?
Don't ask for sauce cuz I don't have it.
>>708524740
>Also, if I ask for a pussy pic later, will it automatically be pixelated?
That's it, I'm done. Nothing will ever top this!
>>708524338
when will this shitty country legalize cannabis(and drugs) so people stop diving infront of trains and go make some babys?
>>708532643
Like i said you did this to yourself so you have noone else to blame but yourself and besides read the rules >>708532480
>>708525188
Nobody wised up to the fact that it would never occur to someone from Japan to write "jakuza" instead of yakuza. OP is some German fuck or similar.
>>708531029
>>708531103
timestamp you idiot!
>>708524338
there are Rules, you know. Or RURRU on your language.
I don't have the roll one so someone post it.
>>708533267
Obvious blurring is fake
>>708530991
why didn't this happen sooner?
>>708533732
all too old, tits too large. will not age well.
I think I may have the roll chart...gimme a min because I got to dig through some folders.
>>708524338
what happen OP? you don't have a pic with tits and time stamp. too bad, faggot. don't pretend to be a femanon, next time.
Got it.
All right lads, start rolling.
>>708524338
hakujin no boifurendo ga hoshii desu ka? kaigai no taizai shita koto ga arimasu ka?
>>708532947
Not sure you meant to reply to me...
>>708534608
Roll
>>708534608
Rerolling
>>708526278
I'm not that anon, but I'm debating on moving to Japan. As an gay American Italian-Salvadorean mix, how well would I fair against racism? Physically, I look like a middle eastern. This is provided, of course, if I can find a job related to my major in physics/m.e. or if I can somehow manage to get my masters in Japan. My Japanese isn't too bad, but I need to study a bit more.
>>708535249
I didnt know any middle eastern types over there, but from what I saw in bars and the general public they are reasonably well accepted. It won't be like a swarm of pussy (or cock) in your face like a decent looking white guy, but I think you'd fare ok. I went out with a gay friend to a gay nightlife area and there was a lot of international people there as well, so youd have plenty to work with romance-wise even if the japanese guys didnt care for you
>>708526176
what? but japanese girls almost always have weird bone structure and no ass
do you have an ass?
>>708524338
why do Japanese women never shave their vag?
>>708536181
>implying that's a problem
>>708534930
are you OP?
>>708535609
Thanks for the response, answered everything and more!
>>708536334
I am not. I just replied in appreciation of a comment in response to Op. See >>708524740 then >>708532643 (me)
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