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How do you fuckers make your money?
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>>708509906
Work.
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Drugs
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By the way, I suck 10 cocks a day at $5 a cock
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a job.
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I'm a rather mediocre underachiever with a job as a test engineer making 65K/year, and I get a disability pension from having a heart condition when I was in the military that pays me around 35K/year. I'm bored as shit and I hate my life. But I'm not poor. So there's that.
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Engineering and property speculation
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>>708509906
disability checks
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Director of a small company I founded 2 years ago.

22yo, 4 employees and growing. All the spare time I want.

Feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>708509906
I make maps.
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International Logistics Broker

I love it.
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>>708509906
Not gonna give an edgy reply like these fucking losers.
I am FX option trader, and I do some other jobs for extra money because money from trading is not fixed and can take weeks to months or years depends on how long I wanna wait to draw out.
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>>708509906
I'm a leech
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I manage production at a condiment bottling facility
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>>708510613
Fuck you
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How do you 25 and under fuckers make money with no college?
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I'm a professional Hitman
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>>708510808

I know you have a pun lined up.

Deliver.
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>>708510231
How do you qualify for disability if you're working full time? And why are we taxpayers paying you because of your shitty genetics?
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>>708510414
How much money do you make?
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I make money from shaving people with neckbeards, It's a type of service where i go to the clients house, its usually their parents house and for some reason my clients all live in the basement. Anyways when i meet my clients i find they have my little pony stuffed animals laying around and posters that say pc master race on the walls or as a wallpaper on their desktops. After i finish shaving them greasy neckbeards they try to pay me in tendies, but i tell them if they ever want to get girlfriends, they gotta have money and a job. The end.
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>>708511379
I bet you have a lot of anger ....BOTTELED INSIDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA
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Business Analytics for a Fortune 500 Company by day. SEO Affiliate Marketing by night. If half you faggots applied yourself to something other than CP you'd have enough money for women to fuck you.
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Every time you recommend so etching I say sure and then you do this thread.
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>>708511569

I pay myself roughly £30k.

I could pay myself more toward 50k, but I opt to keep that money in the companies coffers, as a sort of savings account, and as a kind of personal investment. I have very low personal expense, as running my business is my biggest pleasure, so I have no need for much else. I have already travelled a lot.
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Maintenance laberor at awastecwater treatement plant.....i don't like it bitbthe benefits are ok?....I want to act..gotta get off my ass one of these days and just go to some damn casting calls
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By being a train conductor for a class 1 railroad and making 120 a year
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Haven't you read the email. I'm running out of platform. Pick anything let's go already.
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Environmental Health and Workplace Safety Manager for an aerospace company.

Firearms instruction every few weekends.

VA disability.

Still pretty rat-race but am lining things up to change that in a few years.
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>>708511872
Nice work anon
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>>708509906
Im a commercial network engineer.

The business I work for gets a client, fly me out to their place of business. I consult with the client on what they are looking for; set it up, set up their POS system and merchant systems then maintain it from my desk in San Diego unless it requires me to fly back out
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I'm a cheap Artist that lives off of gigs each weekend. sometimes I walk away with nothing sometimes I can leave with $1000.
(Dj)
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>>708509906
remember everyone here is a fucking liar and 99% 4channers live in their mothers basements
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IT System Admin for a large private travel company. 22yo w/ only an Associates at the moment
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i got 5 thousand dollars ready to invest, any ideas or advices /b/ros ? I have about 10 grand left in my account, I am need to be able to make money with what I have left...
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>>708512051
OK I'll do this
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>>708512039

tyty

I talk about it on /b/ quite often, people in general tend to not believe me. Hell, its a tiny humble business, and I'm just proud I made something despite no higher education.
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>>708512230
OK I'll do this
You see I dong care anymore. I need to get started. Memed out a whole fucking year here
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>>708509906
23
Radiologist
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>>708509906
IT consultant, mostly Sys Admin stuff. $125K+ I don't work much because I don't have to :)
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>>708512270
whats the business plan, what do you specialize in?
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>>708512241
Its not bad. I dont have a degree in anything; Just alot of experience in IT work and retail sales so I know how a retail store functions.

I make about 65k a year but I am an exempt employee; I on average travel about once a month for a week at a time. Mostly Vegas as thats where I do most of my jobs
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>>708509906
I work at a university. The one person who ever really knew what I did is never really around anymore and I tend to avoid her. Everybody else assumes she has a handle on whatever I'm supposed to be doing but I dont really think she cares.

I have no assigned hours. I'm supposed to keep a minimum but nobody is counting. I go in when I feel like I'll need money and sit at the computer, or go into the office for five minutes then leave and wander around campus with my clipboard. A lot of the time I'll just sit in a lounge and browse on my phone.

It only pays 17$/hour but I'm okay with that for what I do
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>>708512374
schooling, knowledge?
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>>708512235
Thats not enough to invest Anon. How long can you go without touching those funds? Id suggest a brokerage IRA or a long term CD.
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Mechanic here
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>>708512270
I'm impressed too. I also want to start something up. I don't have pipe dream aspirations of being a multi-millionaire, just enough to live comfortably and enjoy my time.

What does your business do?
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>>708512335
Nice
>>708512374
Also nice
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>>708510414
What does the company do?
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>>708509906
I do neuroscientific research. The money's shit but I enjoy the work.
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>>708512374
don't bullshit a bullshitter bro
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>>708509906
Shipping logistics, specializing in ITAR.
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>>708509906
Stocks, land, farming/minerals on that land, casual shit like oddjobs ontop of it all, and casino checks.
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>>708511696
Is that the SAUCE of your troubles?

>i make mine off centrelink
>16k/yr in govvo money, oh yeah
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>>708509906
i don't
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I arrest shoplifters
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>>708509906
I get money from the goverment. cant work cuz gotta look after my sick mom
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>>708512979
Any lifting tips?
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>>708512979
Then you are a cunt
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Growing cannabis
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>>708512711
how much, I was designing a military transport sold through ITAR
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>>708509906
I'm a network engineer.
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>>708513319

nigger detected.
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>>708512235
>Investing takes more money to see a payout that can sustain your living. We're talking investing 50k plus. 5k won't get you jack shit, unless it's illegal.
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>>708513835
You can always invest into a cocaine dealer.
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>>708513835
you're an idiot.

even though returns aren't what they were in the 90's, if you invest wisely (even starting with a few hundred dollars), you can turn that money into a substantial amount if you do your due diligence in researching the market, stocks and different forms of investing.
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>>708513968
That is some of the worst advice I have ever heard in my life. Holy shit
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>>708509906
we don't , we bypass it
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>>708513968
i actually agree, i am not looking to invest 5k and for my ROI to be thousands of thousands. not at all lol. If i could invest 5k, break even and make at least 1 thousand to 5 thousand margin, I am actually happy with that. I was asking to see if anyone knows a software or maybe a way to flip money quick and make couple thousands.. nothing crazy..
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>>708514906
>2016
>asking stupid questions in the matrix
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I am currently working as a lumberjack
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>>708515162
2016 living on your mommas basement lmao... good job anon
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>>708510231
There's so many things wrong with this picture.

How do you get a disability pension when making 65k from a ft job?
How do you even get in the military without prior screening finding out about your heart condition?
How do they pay you 35k in a disability pension from the military?
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>>708509906
Sometimes I poop for a living.
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>>708513306

Depends, what you want to lift?
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>>708513319

Why are you so mad. If you entitled faggots didnt steal they wouldnt have to pay me to catch you.
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>>708515301
>on your mommas basement

wow kid, guess you were up the whole night last night, thinking up something to post on the internetz, you should rather go to bed son, tomorrow is school, and you have to obey the freemason way.. otherwise you will not be your mother's apple eye anymore, you should also stop watching so much porn coz you will go blind and bold quicker.

lmao, faggots who come online and think they know shit

gtfo fgt b4 u get hurt
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>>708509906
learn a skill, profit
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>>708514906

1. Become rich
2. Buy index funds
3. Become richer without having to do anything. I make (or sometimes lose) $20K a day typically.
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I test software, pays ok (75k), hours are ok (about 40), its ok overall. I'm 27
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I'm an aircraft mechanic for a major airline.
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>>708518506
So on a day the S&P 500 swings say 40 points (being generous for you to make 20k) that means you have approximately 60 times that invested, or million. More realistically with a 20 point swing, you'd need 2.4 million invested.

That actually doesn't seem as far fetched to me, I was thinking that would take 10s of millions.
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>>708512118
>artist
>dj
nope
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>>708518780
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>>708509906
I own a popular sneaker shop where I launder money I make from a very lucrative drug business I operate and act like I actually sell the sneakers at a mark up. IRS doesn't ask questions bc they get paid. Once in a while some idiot actually will buy my sneakers at the ridiculous mark up
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>>708509906
Fake pic is fake.
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I work at a gas station and dont have any real dreams or aspersions. 19.
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>>708519536
Oh and i make about $9.50 an hour.
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>>708519010
Yea I have just under $2 million in brokerage accounts.
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>>708519516
Are you sure? I thought I saw Darth Vader in an Abercrombie and Fitch downtown San Fran. He probably couldn't find a parking spot and had to moor over the ocean


you're a fucking retard, you know that?
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True, but OP has 10k to his name, and seemingly wants to live off that. Investing half that would be retarded.

Unless you invest in yourself. You want to see a return from investing 5k? Buy a reliable car, get good clothes and get a job. You'll see almost immediate returns.
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>>708511740
> works day and night in the hope he'll be rich and females will want to have sex with him

Make enough money from your day job so you can enjoy your life, have a healthy balance, don't be an absolute splurge and learn to communicate with women, don't be unattractive (the gym can fix this for 99% of males) and you'll have more than enough female attention.
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>>708519330
Do you hide the drugs in the shoes?
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Sell stuff for more than it's worth
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>>708519929
> invest in a reliable car
> one of the most depreciating assets in existence

Kek
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this.
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ive lost like 1000$ and its my salary of 3 months feeling like shit :/
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>>708519330
>bank notices only cash deposits, no checks ever written for payroll, suppliers, etc
>flags account to IRS and FBI as required by law

They just haven't gotten around to you yet, anon. But they know.
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Social media team for Verizon
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>>708512051

hi there comrade, network admins ftw
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>>708511620
Underrated post
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>>708513454

cisco certified?
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>>708509906
Engineer
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>>708509906
ART
Area Recruiter/Trainer for an inventory company
I'm usually in the office when people are at different jobs, so I pretty much spend all my time here.
Getting paid to fap = dream job
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Buy Monsanto (MON) and Bayer AG (BAYRY) stocks folks...
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>>708511960
Working 12 hours, six days straight
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ER Patient Registration

$37K per year

23 years old
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>>708520198
You need one if you plan to be on time (unless you live in big city with public trans.)

It's a pain maintaining a car, but I'd be fucked and in worse shape if i didn't have one.
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>>708510501
Olin, shutup. Please. I know you make maps! That's all you snapchat me about.
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>>708511543
>>708515390
Have a neighbor down the road who has "back problems".

I see him wash his brand new truck every day while I'm sitting here being a wage cuck. I've heard he's awarded 600 bucks a week.

At least I have self-satisfaction, right? RIGHT?
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Im a geologist for US parks and wildlife.

My main source of income comes from cave diving and checking the stability of caves, and new tectonic activity, all over the country.

325k year.
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>>708520880
I think there are hotlines you can call to report disability scammers, and you get awarded some percentage of their payments.
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>>708512643
probably a clothing line. every dumbass highschool kid does this and calls it a company
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>>708509906
Independant nit picker

I make 10$ hour picking lice out of the hair of nigger and spic and occasionally a white trash kid. Its a shit job, you have to make sure all the "cavities" are clean also. The parents are usually stoned or missing as the poor kids would never have gotten lice if they had been given a bath and some attention now and then
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I ask my grandma for her credit card
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>>708521043
So you're a federal employee making money on the side in a job related to your government job? Enjoy prison when they find out.
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Grill Cook
~14 hours/week
>feelsbadman
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$15.12 / hr at Geek squad as a repair technician
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>>708509906
Attend a university, focus on stem career, get internship(s), perform well and get full time job offer upon graduation.
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>>708521453
$10/hr btw
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Panhandle I'm a bum
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Security contractor, since 2008
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>When being a housewife is too hard of a job
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>>708521396

Ex-government employee here. How is this illegal? The only thing that I could think of is if the job is like approving work for the company that you moonlight for. Beyond that, there are thousands of "contractors" that are also government employees, google "beltway bandits"
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Section 8 abuser here
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>>708509906
Massive publicity stunts, such as projecting a star destroyer class vessel in the air to promote Star Wars
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>>708509906
Independent accountant-22yo-12k €/y wage excluding profits-Catalonia
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>>708509906
I ask my mom for $10 so I can eat at Subway sometimes. Otherwise, who needs money?
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>>708522873
Beltway Bandit. noun. an employee of the US government who is hired by a corporation to assist in securing government contracts; also, consulting firms hired to assist in the same.
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Health Services Administrator for a county jail. Salary is 95 k a year with bonuses up to 40 k for meeting quality/cost metrics consistently. Bonus last year was 32 k. I have the easiest job on the planet. Some weeks I only actually work 3 days. Most of the time I sit in my office and play old snes games. Sucks when I can't find coverage for my shift and actually have to do one of my old jobs.
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What is a good entrepreneurial business to open in Finland?

I have money ans I used to own a comouter hardware store before coming here.
Where I live there are already 2 giant computers stores and I have no idea what to do.

I thought about investing in an exotic bistro/caffé but that's not my field of expertise.

What kind of company would you open in a small town in Finland surrounded by woods and lakes and most people here have no demand of anything fancy..
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>>708509906
>i build space ships and get my payment
>we don't buy food because we don't need to eat
>you humans think it have engine to move around
>we are aliens by your definition
>we use special aura that we activate inside of space ship
>by rotating strong magnets and creating merkaba field that become to be alive and move as we like
picture related
>then we teleportation ship where we like, small jumps, big jumps, or we go in another dimension and become invisible to you
>we make our self visible by doing small transportation "jumps" you think we are moving when we are not, this is why we don't have seat belts
>you freak out because of government movies propaganda about us how we are evil
>we are not evil, reflect on your self

Hello, bye Sartaganians
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Paramedic, about 46k/year. Considering going into the fire department to up it considerably.
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>>708509906

Chemical engineer. I spend most of days waiting for something to go horribly wrong. I am the "it's far too dangerous, let him do it" guy.

It keeps life interesting.
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betting on counterstrike, im still in uni but i made 10k usd so far
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cutting yews
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>>708524523
kek
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>>708524369
seriously? like skins?
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>get job at kroger pharmacy
>waiting for background check to complete
>have 2 months to make enough money to move out and pay off two maxed credit cards plus save enough to accomodate a grill who is coming to visit late december
>it's only part time pharma tech
I think I'm fucked /b/
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Head of comercial real estate valuation for 3 countries in EU, do cashflows for logistics, hotels, shopping malls, factories etc.

Have about 1000 USD extra every month to invest in something, what do capital markets anons suggest ? Index funds or like should I buy volkswagen or some shit. Whats the strat for starting stocks ?
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>>708525384
previously skins, after the ban i transitioned to betting on bookies
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I trade at home, I make on average $3,000 per dat when the market is moving. Otherwise I just do whatever I fucking want.
Feels good man.
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>Collage stoodent
>Work at hydropower station in summers
>Fix computers and phones while at school
>$11k over summer at power station, about $1,500 per semester for doing repairs
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>>708527345

faggot, we aren't anymore in 1996.

Jewz ate all of your savings since then.
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>>708527467
Retard, do you even know what I do?
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I commentate over esports events. It's pretty decent. I make around £1000 ($1220~) a day and get flown around the world to different arenas/studios with all flights/hotels/expenses covered. Events are typically 4 days long and I'll do 1 a week by average. So decent money right now. I really enjoy the travel which makes it easier
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Europoor
Universal all in one construction worker, highly qualified 6eur/hour
Hopefully next year a truck driver with a higher salary and an easier job.
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>>708528520
>Hopefully next year a truck driver with a higher salary and an easier job.
do you realize self driving trucks are coming next year?
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>>708525502
better start donating every fluid your body contains
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>>708527345
please show me your ways anon
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>>708527556

I'm interested in knowing more. As someone with essentially no experience in trading, what should the fundamental first steps be in learning to get to even halfway to where you are? What sort of capital should I have saved up before even bothering? I'm making decent money right now and living comfortably, so I'm not a desperate brokefag looking for a scheme -- just your wisdom.
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>>708528875
true
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>>708511696
Terrible, don't quit your day job.
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>>708511696
The absolute madman!
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>>708529305
>>708529329
I'll tell you a bit, I trade forex. You don't need a huge amount of money to trade a lot.
You don't need a degree or anything just look it up online and try it with fake money, then trade real money. Sometimes I can make $10,000 in a single day, and by day I mean a few hours in the day.
Forex does not require trading 24/7.
Thanks me later.
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>>708511620
gold bravo
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Street musician/guitarist travel around to different cities doing it usually 400 to 500 a week I'm 30
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>>708519591
would you mind giving me few bucks? as a proof of your wealth ofcourse
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>>708529770
MOAR PLEASE
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>>708530499
thats so sad
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>>708530557
Ask me anything, I'll answer my best.
BTW I use Metatrader 5 to trade, it's free and easy as fuck to use.
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Student/Work in cigarette fabric. 2,5 eu/hour. I get barely enough to sustain myself.
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>>708530622
Sad how I have no boss and get to do whatever I want tax free and I get gigs in every city I goto I have an rv I stay in all I pay for is gas ur a fucking moron
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dis is so gweat
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>>708530686
I dont have much so would I be able to achieve something with 50 - 100 bucks?
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I'm a GM for a cable company. Really underpaid though tbh.
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>>708524234
Fuck off space nigger
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>>708528875
Hahaha i only laugh at shit like that, you do realise driving on its own doesnt matter. If you know anything about construction and transport you would know that driving from a to b is the asiest thing and only a small part of the overall job. Theres a lot ofdifferent jobs as a trucker not just moving easy cargo from place to place especially if youre a trucker for construction, you need to move the cargo too and use lift and other equiptment do sorting and loading. Self driving cars is one thing but truckers cant be replaced, at the very best itl be autopilot so truckers can sleep onroute. Just driving is a very small portion of the job. And it will be atleast 50 years or more till every truck is replaced if ever,new technology can flop and wont be replaced fast enough. We havent even replaced petrol cars, most electric cars are still in development and expensive.
I estimate it will be a century/100 years till all trucks are self driving and affordable if ever.
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>>708531304
$100 is going to be hard for a living.
start with a $1,000. If you can make $100 per day when you start on average you will be happy.
And then, when you have more you can trade more. More you have on your account, you can trade more volumes.
and therefore more money.
remember always start trading with fake money. don't think you are the best when you start !
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>>708510040
hahahahahahahha
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Architect (ARB accredited) for FTSE 100 housebuilder + own photography business in spare time = Just shy of £100k a year.
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>>708531617
dude you are from the past.
you better get another job quickly.
taxi and uber is the same.
I'm expecting self driving post trucks too...
loading and unloading can be done autonomously too...
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>>708531710
Well as I am student and live in weak economy country I get paid only 1/3 of 1000 a month so thats a little to much for a start, but I see your point. And if you really can make 100 a day out of 1000 that would be really good money where I live so I am willing to learn. So how to know when to buy or when to sell? Do you try to predict spikes or do some kind of analytical work on the subject?
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>>708509906
i got mah EBT!!!! ya'll whiteboys can't hate on me dis all u racis fault
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>>708520749
Good guess, I guess, but no. Never heard of Olin. And I don't know for snapchat either. Clearly though, this fellow triggers you. Steady up, lad.
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>>708509906
animator
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>>708509906
Disability, supplemented by money I make composing music.

I mostly get commissioned to do videogame soundtracks, sometimes animation stuff. It can pay the bills some months, but there's been 3+ month dryspells where no one wants to hire me, or my health makes me unable to work on music.
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>>708531710
i dont have a clue where to start
da fuqs fake money? you use that on the same site before moving up?

what do you trade? stock? currencies?

full of wtfs
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>>708509906
Geh my wallpaper dishwashing and kitchen helper
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>>708532338
I work with the economic calendar.
myfxbook . com/forex-economic-calendar
I use this one but any other is good.
look at the strong news and look what happens to pairs. Then when you understand the market, start testing your trades on fake money.

you can also use technical analysis but it's complicated when you are not a pro.
Let's say when there is no big news, I usually go for the technical analysis.

you can find everything online or in the Metatrader software help.

<-- here is my setup.
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>>708531968
I think youre un realistic
1sth think when all the trucks and logistic vehicles will be mass producedand used. You have to replace over a billion vehicles. And btw no, like i said its not simple cargo on and off especially in construction, search construction machines on google or youtube or something. Machines and programs cant figure that shit out, you need an actual person for those jobs, believe me i work in those jobs.

Youre dreaming buddy its atleast a century away, its barely being tested in some countries. All this shit is far off, anyway i still have a job no matter what im universal.
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>>708521396
So you're saying that if you acquire a skill set at one place of work, you can't use it anywhere else? How heavy is the chip on your shoulder?.
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>>708532597
but you suck?
otherwise there's good money in that business
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>>708509906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDc8PVCvfKs
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>>708509906
Sanitation on a Star destroyer, not a Super one, only the regular kind.
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Welfare and drugs
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>>708510555
what is that?
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>>708509906
Lawyer. Own my own firm, so I can surf /b/ any fucking time I want. Usually only during lunch. Lasagna and a cold pint of beer today.
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>>708511211
Skilled trades aren't hard to get into and start out pretty decently.
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I'm full time as a cook at ihop.
...I need to go to school....
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>>708532806
Market's saturated with people who will work for less, or even free. Commissions come from actual studios, where artists get commissions from role players and story tellers.

The top end people I hear, from talking to them, make 1800-2500 usd per track, maybe more depending on the game genre and how they license it.

I get around 100 tops, but I like most of the stuff I make music for, and I'm allowed to sell it as an audio track, I just can't license it out to other projects/studios after they pay for it.
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>>708509906
Video editor. It doesn't pay well, but it's better than editing for no money on youtube or something.
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>>708531968
You have no fking idea about any of this, do some research or something, and taxi and uber? Those are regular cars with regular drivers providing the same old service. Id like to see a self driving robot car use a crane exactly the way specifically needed for every job automatically how will you do that? Or a cement truck that auto lays cement where you need it or move dirt or cargo automatically or demolish automatically. No fking chance, it still needs a operator anyway unless you develope a 100% fool proof artificiall intelligence at wich point all humans are without a job.
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I work 30-40 hours delivering pizzas for dominos
and I grow my own shrooms and sell them
also sell weed
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>>708533351
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>>708532806
Also you don't have to make things that are exceptionally good, you just have to be able to produce stuff that's on par with what they want.

Most amateur and new studios just want a musician who sticks around and doesn't just ghost.

While the market is saturated with amateur musicians, they are the flakiest bunch, I wrote mu first full videogame ost, where I was the main/only composer on the team. 30 loops in two months. It was fun.

Point is they burned through 6 musicians before me, I went through the studio's shared files, they failed to make anything usable, half failed to have any finished .mp3's at all.
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>>708533099
i sometimes do short radio spots for hotel chains here in cancun mexico.
usually deliver a 45sec spot and a 22sec edit
i charge around 1,500usd for it.

on the other hand if i do a 60 second track for a tv spot, no one wants to pay more than 300-500 for it
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>>708533488
No fucking way, is this thing real?
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>>708510555
That sounds like something that would make you rich
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Suck dick and give hand jobs
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>>708533783
no it's photoshoped....
of course it's real, you fucking moron....
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>>708533783
yep, i think its a dutch machine , those guys are A+
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>>708509906
I got my own company, troubleshooting networks and servers
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>>708512437
What do you do??
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I work 9-5 mon to fri. Thank god im not a nigger on welfare
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I'm an doing my medical rotatory residential internship. Pays like shit (20k per annum).
I earn a little extra cash on the side by taking night shifts at small nearby clinics (anywhere from 500 bucks to 4k per month). The pay sucks but another year and I'll have a literal lisence to kill( which I'll be using :). )
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>>708512235
Kindly swing £100 my way anon?
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>>708509906
Commercial Aviation
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I provide sick people with oxygen, sleep apnoea and end of life care!

€50k a year... Best job in the world
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>>708533753
Sounds awesome.

I recently became good friends with a local musician, he has a much better studio, we've been making edm tracks, not for anything, just fun, but they're fire. He has better hardware/software. There's 2 other composers where I live, it's a town of like, 4k people, no close by city.

I'm hoping working with him I'll learn/be able to step up towards the people who much hundred/thousands a track. Then I'd only have to do like, one game a year to make a living.
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>>708513348
And people say that nobody wants to become farmers anymore. Good for you
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>Deputy Head of Physical Security at Wendy's
>$15/hr
>27
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Shill for Hill
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>>708533488
I know that thing, it doesnt work on its own, still requires people to operate.
Are you idiots really some basement dwelling neets who have never seen real life?
And btw that machine is used mainly in usa, andeven there its rare, never seen it in real life and not in europe and in the rest of the world its even more rare. Thats still done by hand in literally 90% of the world. And like i said not automatic andstill needs people to work it and operate. That thing doesnt even have a computer on it, its completely mechanical like a woodchopper.
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25 and i'm a warehouse manager over seeing 3 warehouses , made 3.500€ a month and have a company car.

did i do good in life?
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>>708534303
no you fail at life, enjoy being a slave forever.
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I buy used cars off desperate people needing money, then sell them for usually $5,000 profit simply by marketing it correctly online.

I make about $25,000 profit a month, minus taxes
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Network engineer for a 'managed telecom' company.
>80k/yr 16 hr work weeks, mostly at home
At home right now and its 1am, gonna pop in for an hour or 2 in a bit.
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>>708534401

i'm not a slave. i choose my own hours.
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>>708509906
>20
>croupier
>65k aud or 50k usd a year
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I admin hundreds of porn sites, spend most of my time dealing with trolls and time wasters, busy on weekends mostly due to traffic, weekdays are nice, lots of free time.

Been doing it since I was 17 back in the BBS days, I make sure my employers are not Jews of course.
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Working two (potentially four before too long) jobs, and selling my possessions,
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>>708532561
Ha ha
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>cheesemonger
>11.25 an hour
>live on my own supporting my wife and kid, money is tight but i always have loot to buy weed and beer so im doing okay
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>>708509906
Soldier, still loving it.
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>>708534170
the real hard part is working for yourself and being a good salesman, i personally get really frustrated with clients so after a few years i ended up hiring a woman as my "account manager/director/employee#1".

she goes out and finds work, manages all the details, keeps contact with the clients and gets her fair share, she brings a lot more work in.
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>>708534133
explain PLEASE

like write 1 day of yours how it goes
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>>708534849
>cheesemonger
kek
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>>708535178

*Sit's down, passes gas all day*
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>>708510414
Remind me of myself, I joint own a metalwork company with my brother. Currently employ 6 other people and we're in the process of hiring a further 2. Hard work but good pay.
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>>708521140
Kek at people thinking military disability and civilian disability is even close. Report all you want, VA can't take disability away. Also, it's disability that impedes your way of life as well as work.
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>>708511620
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Those sled driving truck are only partially self driving it still needs a operator in heavy traffic and in stop and go situations, the only reason it's self driving is so the truckers can have a break while also shaving time off their delivery time so they don't get fined, though their only coming from shifty Volvo and will be only released in Europe
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>>708526592
Indexes are boring - how old are you?
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>>708537338
>will be only released in Europe
Or you know, also in the US.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/09/12/self-driving-trucks-otto-uber-truckers/90006652/

My favourite is the bit where the trucking experts laugh at the idea. So many luddites start off laughing, but the laughs never last.
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>>708537848

I dont have time to grind binary options or some shit, I want to invest and forget about it for a while, I can do growth stocks dividend taxes would suck for me.

Whats wrong with indecies ? Im thinking like 80% in something stable and long term and gamble 20% in IPOs, startups etc. to make it more fun.

What do you suggest?

im 29
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