OK /b/, let's do this.
Cambridge University's Law School have set up a chatbot to help users who may have been victims of crimes ranging from robbery to sex offences, giving some basic legal advice.
Apparently, it's still learning, so it needs good influence and some good userdata to get it going properly.
I think it's time we turn it from Law Bot to Lawl Bot...
http://lawbot.info/
>>708502001
Bump for interest
This is something I can get behind
>>708503502
Very invasive lol
>>708502720
Kek'd
>>708503684
I'm getting hard
>>708503852
It told me I was drugged and raped and asked if I wanted to contact the nearest police station lol
Lawbot has a sense of humor it seems
>>708502001
Is it even capable of learning? Doesn't seem like it. Rather seems like a chat bot with predefined answers
>>708502001
It doesn't learn. It uses predefined answers.
>>708503914
So it just assumed you were raped? Lawbot confirmed feminist.
>>708503684
Ear sex confirmed legal with minors.
>>708504623
I told it I hadn't consented to sex but yes to drugs and booze
Cant wake up
OMGOSH, IT ASSUMES THE RAPIST IS MALE, MANTRIGGEERREEEDDDD
>>708504758
Did it respond with the whole thing?
>>708504846
Its just stuck at "Typing"
>>708504888
lmao
>>708504888
You prolly scared it, now it's asking itself what to do
>hi I'm lawbot
>hi lawbot im lawbot
>you were raped
Also, checked
>>708502001
Contributing
Posted wrong shit. >>708505017
>>708505098
>>708505050
Tagged wrong person. Fuck me
>>708505050
checked
>>708505255
I love how on physical assault it quotes legislation from the 1800s
>>708505255
it's so fucking stupid, then it encounters
> he tonguepunched my fartbox
and comes out with "gotcha"
>>708505536
Lawbot likes to tongue punch dart boxes as well?
>>708504888
kek
>>708505725
I'll dart your tongue punch box.
>>708504888
Lawbot responds "FUCK YOU FAGGOT ILL CUT OFF YOUR FUCKING DICK AND FEED IT TO GORILLAS IN AFRICA.
>>708505017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM
Fuck it's not working any more
>>708502001
Seems legit.....
Better ask my friends over at Cambridge for confirmation. You dun goofed, OP.
>bot crashed because of the navy seal copypasta
>>708504220
And retarded anons only playing with usernames.
You guys broke it damnit
>>708506178
kek.. cambridge student checks logs..
>navyseal pasta
tha fuck?
>>708506178
Fuck was about to have some fun with it
>>708502446
kek
program is pure made, it don't know when to stop, after how many trys to read text, if you type in some commands (glossary, crime)(more then once in one sentence) that he demand from you, and is going infinity over the text and then it go offline, program-servers is self DDOSing lol
>glossary glossary glossary glossary glossary glossary glossary
>>708508556
Fake and queermosexual bot is kill
>>708508442
Genius kek
>>708508556
Lmfao it makes me kekkle
LawBot discriminates against my gender identity
>>708502001
seems very intelligent...not
10/10 programming would use again
>>708509068
KEK
>>708509019
Kek
>>708509459
>homosexual derogatory
>niggers is trill.
This is pointless
>>708504871
Kys
> Said im going to kill you
> Typing...
> Program crashed
Oh fuck im going to jail
>>708509964
lol no, I kept copy pasting this and it crashed:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
anyone else getting an error?
>>708510170
Although he is specialized in law, Lawbot never was trained taking on professional navy seals...
>>708510170
I just hit it with this stale pasta as well
>>708502001
IT DOES NOT ACCEPT FEMALE RAPISTS
>>708505017
I seriously kek'd so fucking hard
>>708502001
IT DOES NOT ACCEPT FEMALE RAPISTS
>>708511679
>>708502001
>>708511679
>>708511723
IT DOES NOT ACCEPT FEMALE RAPISTS
>>708511723
What about being raped by a feminine penis?
>>708511679
kys mobileposter
>>708511833
Lol
This guy just won't crack
bump
Im gonna shut him down again
>>708512720
topkek
Application Error
An error occurred in the application and your page could not be served. Please try again in a few moments.
If you are the application owner, check your logs for details.
>>708512720
>triggered
You'll get prosecuted for doing this you know?
and its dead
Has it crashed?
>>708512874
Yep, I had the same thing.
Once more /b/ has fucked it up.
>>708513017
cambridgefag found
It's down for me.
>>708513017
>the prosecutor: and I cite "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,..."
>>708513017
by lawbot?
>>708512874
this
we fucked it
>>708513017
"No one at LawBot is able to see what you say to LawBot. You can remain anonymous throughout the questionnaire."
Violate my rights then faggot
Another bot dead
glorious
>>708513443
It turns back on give it time, my guess is the admin has been manually restarting it.
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>708511769
>>708511723
British law actually states that you have to have a penis to rape someone.
>>708513302
>>708513220
>>708513210
>>708513099
It was a troll you fags. I bet I scared some faggot
>>708514047
yup, otherwise its a lesser charge of sexual assault
>>708514048
as indicated by the serious answers you received. epic troll reddit!
>>708514349
Triggered
it's working again, guys.
>>708514693
that doesnt even makes sense you memespouting newfaggot. Back to 9gag you go
>>708514745
nope, its kill again
Kill is lolbot
>>708514811
Triggered again
Thanks for your legal advice lawbot. very helpful
it cant handle being called a niggerfaggot
>>708515521
>le triggered
>>708515569
I had the same idea ... and same result ...
This bot is the dumbest i've ever seen online ...
More coming
right now I just said crime and it's stuck at typing.
>>708502001
Application Error
An error occurred in the application and your page could not be served. Please try again in a few moments.
If you are the application owner, check your logs for details.
>>708515753
he keeps getting stuck at "typing..."
I even followed his instructions this time
>>708502001
kek
>>708504871
kys faggot
>>708516001
Nice exploit
The most any of you seem capable of doing is provoking a mirror response and then laughing at how clever you are for using words like nigger.
>>708506178
RIP Lawbot
Was wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which the world has never seen.
>>708516321
lol
so funny
hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
>>708516321
Your point?
Lol. What are we supposed to do? What exactly is he learning, our names, or what crimes people commit?
what a cheeky cunt
I like where this is going.
Where will that lead to?
>>708506178
You madman. You actually killed him
>>708516909
Samefag. It is stuck on "typing" now
they shut it off
>>708516793
Go on...
>>708516984
www.crimebot.info’s server DNS address could not be found.
Try running Windows Network Diagnostics.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN
I think he left...
>>708509633
>tabs
>better than sex mascara
This nigga gay
we just fucking crashed it good job guys
>>708517041
GG retards you broke it.
>>708517353
its kill guys
>>708517353
What the fuck. Lmao
>>708517421
mustve died because it realized it was OP
>>708517480
Lawbot, you don't understand. He was a man, therefore it was rape. I thought you were a professional!
It crashed again.
>>708516346
underrated
>>708517390
What makes me smile is that someone had to actually program this inside.
if(compareIgnoreCase(user_response, "male"){
options = {"mouth", "anus"};
}else{
options = {"vagina", "mouth", "anus"};
}
:)
>>708505528
plenty of law wast established back then, some of those old test cases still stand
