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/nzg/ New Zealand General
Why are IDs even gone?
Why are IDs even gone?
>>708487016
looking for weed
Auckland. Fucking Wednesdays man.
>>708487016
this flag sucks clarks cunt
Who else was enjoying the thunder today?
>>708487504
was fucking amazing being a few stories above the ground looking out the window at Dunedin getting absolutely wet.
Hello, boys!
>>708487114
Tell us where, dipsshit.
New Zealand; Australia's bitch since 1788.
>mfw we play better rugby
>mfw you stole the pavlova
>mfw you fuck sheep daily
>mfw earthquakes topple your shitty cities
>>708487724
is that your queen?
>>708487724
Evening. How are you on this lovely Wednesday?
>>708487934
(you)
>>708488067
gn is our queen, yes.
>>708488067
no urs
>>708488082
Not bad, lad. Just back from a walk.
Thinking I might have me a quick snack of a steak bun. Thoughts?
>>708487016
Diabetus here
>>708487792
california
>>708488212
Was going to ask if you'd gone for a walk.
Steak bun? Is that a bun with steak in it, or just the bun?
>>708488355
13/f
>>708488418
Steak, bun, bacon and four chips.
I got some spicy bbq sauce to put on my hamburgers. I would make one but I've had too much to gobble today.
On a related note if you make hamburger patties put onion in them because it keeps them moist.
>>708488444
underage b&
>>708487934
Agreed, Australia trumps NZ hands down. Economy sucks, full of feminists, and the accent sounds horrid.
>>708488689
Sounds ace. Definitely snack on that shit.
I just fry mine in bacon fat and they're super juicy. Burgers with shit diced into them fucks me right off, but to each their own
>>708488779
>full of feminists
http://archive.is/1aDut
>>708488779
>>708488938
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37640353
>>708488861
Yeah I long felt the same way, actually. I think what buggers me is when they don't chop the onion small and you can pull out big chunks.
Bacon fat sounds like a good idea. I keep meaning to save my bacon jizz but I don't clean my pans too often. RIP.
>>708488779
NZ has always been cucked
Is ISO alcohol rubbing alcohol?
>I hope my mushrooms grow before NYE
>>708488989
Yeah, you're bang on. Either too big a dice or just too much onion in the mix and the burgers just fall apart when you flip them.
You should, man. Unhealthy as fuck, but nobody is making burgers to be healthy.
>>708489074
kek quercy sucking off Goofbro?
>>708489325
Apparently dripping/animal fats are pretty good for us, far healthier than plant based fats.
Bacon probably not but I've been meaning to get some lard to give it a try.
>>708489406
Nah, it's me in a wig man.
>>708489557
> i will literally cuck you
Summon me when the thread gits gud.
>>708489974
wot
Boys let's tlk about the nicest smelling puss we've ever smelled.
>>708490018
it never will
>>708490089
one time I smelled a vagina and it totally smelled like what vaginas aren't meant to smell of.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>708487530
Kek never saw that one
>>708487934
Less gays here though
>>708490089
>>be me
>>17, just move back to nz from AU's.
>>be at school for few days and hear about school camp
>>decide its too late but school pays for me to go
Cont?
>>708487016
Why you guys so Canadian?
>>708488689
Google copycat recipes for whopper or big Mac
>>708490252
Fuck off
>>708490320
Because we have around 2000 lakes aye
>>708490321
Damn, some good ideas there.
I'm trying to find me a good cheese to use. Not really a fan of cheese ut it goes well on a burger.
Can I fucking catch a kiwi, keep it as a pet and walk it in the park? [bonus: if yes, would I get pussy by walking it in public?]
>>708490896
you would get arrested.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>708487016
Looking for bud around dunnaz
>>708490960
But would he get pussy?
I really want to get rich as so I can spend whatever I want on food.
>>708489258
It'll work for sterilization and the inoculation anon
>>708490992
I would rather have my tongue beaten waifer thin, and then stapled to the ground with a croqet hoop
>>708491209
Seconded
>>708491167
Yeah I'm just watching the videos now to make sure I have it all sussed out. I'm OCD af so reckon I'll be alright with sterialisation (sieg) and making sure it's contamination free but just want to do it right because I'd love to trip on new years.
The bugger now is just finding all the shit I need. Going to be awkward going to buy a syringe and needle.
>>708491031
all of the pussy
>>708491300
Yeah its awkward but that's half the fun! Atleast we don't live in Aussie where their psilocybin is sprayed to make human injestion impossible (You just throw it up violently upon consumption) Where are you based anon?
>>708487934
>play better rugby
i'm sorry, remind me who's the two time rugby world champions? yea, that's right
oh, lets not forget who lost in the fucking semi finals
i took the bait, i don't even care
Need halp guyz
>>708490735
I grate cheese (usually just normal cheddar) onto the bottom bun and grill it in the oven. On the top bun i mix homemade mayo and sauce. Homemade mayo really makes the burger, easy as hell to make if you have a stick blender. Bit of a pain with normal blender, but worth it
i hear its very nice here. pros/cons pls?
>>708491648
tank help?
>>708491300
Get one from needle exchange
>>708491739
No, fuck off
>>708491717
>pros
tanks
>cons
not enough tanks
>>708491795
make me faggot
beggars can't be choosers
>>708491717
Of what?
sex bomb sex bomb
you're muh sex bomb
>>708491739
>>708491807
>>708491843
you're trying too hard to force yourself in the threads
you will never make it big posting like this
>>708491473
>Where are you based anon?
North Island...in a place of plenty.
>>708491790
Chur will look into it.
>>708492022
nah m8, i just make people like you butthurt
and it's oh so satisfying
i'll have y'all know, i put effort into my shitposting
>>708492024
Ahh too far away for me to help
>>708491716
I have thought of making my own stuff because I have heard it tastes amazing.
>>708492059
well don't reply to people that weren't even talking to you with irrelevant shit
Are Nz girls hot/sexy/cute/ or just fuckable, are they open minded towards tourists?, I need a true blonde but hate cold weather so Nord is out of the question
>>708492172
i'll reply to whoever the fuck i want thankyouverymuch and you can't do jack shit about it
>>708492226
sounds like someones mad kek
>>708492259
mad about tanks? well no shit sherlock
seriously, you'd think it'd be obvious he was taking a picture of the tank, you could've walked around or waited dude, gawsh
>>708492022
Waiting for idbro to come back
>>708492403
>>708492403
unfortunately i think idbros return was short lived :/
>>708492459
The IDbro poster last week was a fake. Gaynazi already admitted to impersonating him.
dat big ol 152mm
>>708492167
Delicious.
>>708492549
aww man, that's sad
>>708492127
Wouldn't have any mushies you could sell?
>>708492549
>Gaynazi
No wonder.. Best impostor yet. Spot on.
>>708492161
It really is, and cheap. I use sunflower oil in it
>>708492549
Shh let them enjoy it.
>>708492628
agreed, that was a solid impersonation
>>708491843
ATGM M551
>>708492624
Winners don't use drugs
>>708492658
Party at yours when?
>>708492226
sicc Pz IV
>>708492696
yes
>>708492745
not until after they're finished winning at least
>>708492490
Sicc Commie-34
>>708492745
They do.
Microdosing has a fair bit of evidence behind it for depression/anxiety.
>>708492551
Sicc ISU-152 Derp cannon
>>708492584
Shitty Sherman
>>708492634
WW 2 only plox
>>708492829
what's wrong with shermans?
>>708492858
i'll see what i can do
>>708492202
No, they're generally dogs and don't put out much, especially if remotely hot.
Go to Germany in Summer I guess
Anyone going to kiwiburn?
troops supported by an armored shrubbery
>>708493023
Already there my bro.
>>708492813
Your life m8 enjoy being scum
poor stuarts seen better days
BISON SMASH
Matilda, the original Tiger
PRAISE TANK BRO
>>708493324
Not even shopped
>>708493324
now that looks like fun
>>708493332
praise idbro
>>708493324
fucking kek
>>708493332
>1 off
>>708493094
Lol fuck off, retard.
>>708493371
>praise idbro
Upvotes
>>708493324
I'm laughing so hard.
Too hard
>>708493371
PRAISE TANKBRO AND IDBRO (RIP)
>>708493429
idbro is a god, he built a legacy i will never live up to, and i don't intend on trying to knock him off his pedestal
>>708493457
no, do not praise me
>>708493463
Respect
>>708493463
based
>>708493493
humble bro
>>708493463
damn................
Sherman next to a Tiger II
>>708493463
Guess you're alright, bro
>>708493640
if that's coming from the same dude who was hating earlier, then tanks bro, i appreciate it
if not, i appreciate it regardless
>>708493582
You know IDbro used to say damn a lot.
I also noticed that his skype doesn't show him as being offline which I believed it did if one hadn't logged on for a while...
one of my most favorite tanks ever
>>708493751
oh yes bby
>>708493709
whats his sype name?
>>708493709
I've noticed a lot of people recently started using damn in response to something that leaves them speechless. Really common.
>>708493832
You tell me.
>>708493941
ah, so it was a firefly
not surprised, the 17pdr on sherman fireflies was notoriously unreliable
>>708493968
xxxIDbro69xxx?
>>708493929
I've noticed you missed the point but, that's ok, it clearly wasn't meant for you.
Nevermind, just go back to thinking people are scum for having an understanding of things you don't.
Damn.
>>708494033
Yes, dubs confirm.
>>708493709
What did he mean by this?
>>708493982
a tortoise heavy assault tank for you sir
dat concrete applique armor
the poor poor suspension
>>708494091
I've long thought that whomever IDbro was, he might still be posting in these threads very subtly.
I think IDbro was a character.
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
M3 Grant as compared to the M3 Lee in >>708493751
>>708494255
Sup IDbro
>>708494236
>tfw he will never be president
a dead M3 Grant
>>708494255
But, having said that, I recall he 'left' after I posted a picture pretending that I had doxxed him.
It was just a picture of a guy off some Stuff article, though.
>>708494373
FUCKING KEK
>>708492202
they're not cute. if you like cute girls they'll probably eat you alive.
several seemingly intact yet abandoned M3 Lee's
>>708494255
You didn't hear?
He overdosed on cam in the tinychat room.
>>708494268
Post it one more time
>>708494511
Was bleeding from the eyes and everything
Rip to the homie
>>708494570
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
tank haters rejoice, this is my last post for the night
had fun spamming y'all, we should do it again sometime
later alligators
>>708494511
Dubs confirm it.
There would clearly be pictures of that had it hapened, though.
ruuubbbyyy tits plz
can i sue my parents for being ugly? my quality of life is shit due to my face, which i have no control over
>>708494664
Fuck off chch
>>708494637
later tankbro
>>708494664
You want that cheese pizza? Filth
>>708487016
When are you faggots going to finally remove that awful union jack from your flag?
>>708494637
Later, mater
i'm here?
how do i unlock kiwi cunt
>>708492899
Ayy Kv-1
>>708492974
Pz 2
>>708493182
Fuck yeah
>>708493244
Cyka blyat
>>708493371
T-34, Panther, JPz?, is-2
>>708493537
M3 lee too Op.
>>708493623
AVRE Churchill.
>>708493780
OP Tiger 2
>>708494223
StuG Lyfe
Sup cunt nuggets?
What's some fun shit to do in chch?
I happen to be here for the next few days.
>>708494903
Hang yourself in the place that mum was murdered in Heavenly Creatures (Victoria Park)
>>708494816
this. I don't care what the alternative is, just as long as it doesn't include that british monstrosity
>>708494903
fap
>>708494903
You like sucking dick per chance?
>>708495000
nice trip you genuine faggot
>>708494816
>>708494960
Fuck off. It's our history.
Don't like it? Yeah, fuck off.
>>708494816
We're working on it. Too many UK dick riders atm
>>708495047
Yes or no?
>>708495052
grow a fucking spine and break away from those imperialist scumbags
>>708494957
damn that scene was cringe when she yelled after the first hit
>>708494698
people who look like this kid in the pic have it bad too, because theyre constantly just defined by their good looking face: whatever they do or achieve, no-one ever pays attention to because of their face. anything they do, they're always just a pretty boy. people just see them as a model or a sex toy. nothing more. its not great either. Have you ever seen anyone with a face like this kid, achieving anything great other than in acting or modeling? no. Have you ever seen great presidents, social agitators, great CEO's, business people, people who have shaped society, people who have changed things, with looks like a model? no. No-one has ever changed the world, just with good looks.
>>708494957
Nice, I thought that was all filmed in wellywood, I'll add it to the list.
>>708494971
Deal, should I leave a load anywhere special for you?
>>708495000
Nice trips , depends, can you get trips for me again?
>>708487430
nordic cross flags are dope. This one however looks a bit too much like some flag designs the nazis used
>>708495052
go fuck yourself, english dick rider
>>708495079
nope
>>708495116
i'm missing out on what is suppost to be 'the prime of my life' because i'm not good looking
my parents owe me millions of dollars t bh
>>708495096
>>708495253
probably the kinda cunts that wanna cosy up to the states
>>708495096
>those imperialist scumbags
That's the very reason for the creation of my/this country, idiot.
>Implying I'm not a British Imperialist myself.
>>708495253
t. Singh
>>708495346
far from it, the americans are only slightly better than the uk, at least americans don't hide their stupidity
>>708495317
if Napoleon was not really small in stature, he would not have become the greatest emperor the world had ever seen and conquered half the world. If Picasso was not gay, (being gay in earlier 19th century was really bad for you), he would not have become one of the greatest artists ever. You see what i mean? make your weaknesses into a strength.
sicc
>>708495618
EXPOSED
>>708495410
the americans (the politicians at least) hide their intelligence. same as john key, cunts are a lot sharper than they act.
better the devil you know
>>708495602
are you fucked in the head mate
>>708495826
perfect
>>708495602
Napolean wasn't even short you nob
>>708495826
wtf didn;t we just pick this one? it's good enough tbh
>>708495317
get it off your grandparents, it's really their fault
>chch fag here. Sold a case on trademe and a dude came to pick it up. Payed in cash because he doesn't believe in banks or the man. Tried to gently redpill me with a robot refrence
>And was wearing an anonymous t-shirt.
Was a super nice guy
>>708496077
what the fuck is that thing
>>708496241
a ferret my friend.
>>708496077
At least he was gentle
Anyone know what the risk is with buying prescription meds online without prescription?
I'd love to try non-stimulant meds for my ADHD but they can't be prescribed for that here.
what do you think of r9k/lookism/sluthate
>>708496993
There's a place to buy modafil from.
Has cat in the name or something. Apparently it's ok to bring in?
thoughts on the supreme gentleman?
>>708496999
dunno what lookism is but sluthate is dumb as fuck.
why would straight men want to make women ashamed of having sex?
>>708497337
>good fashion sense
>drove a BMW
>level headed
Dunno who girls weren't jumping on his dick tbh
>>708495223
thats the point.
>>708495202
The whole thing is based on something that happened in NZ...Plus it's filmed in NZ
>>708495826
Honestly this isn't too bad
>>708497358
sluts only act slutty for good looking men
>>708497358
I completely agree, slut shame is shameful in itself andmen like that don't deserve the tender wet whole that is the mouth or vagina. they deserve only to be the bottom
>>708498165
girls want a man that has pride in himself, looks are a bonus. good ones, anyway
most of the guys that hate on girls for those kinds of reasons also hate on girls for being unattractive.
>>708498543
Wow this anon is speaking to my soul right now.
They're also the kinds of guys who have no pride in themselves thus find it hard to find a woman.
>>708497160
Yea as I understand you can bring in on your person with an accompanying prescription and order it online with a prescription BUT you can't get an ADHD prescription for it here, only for narcolepsy.
wellington 5012 reporting in
>>708498543
>>708498660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibdm_jE0hJk
Christchurch signing in. Who wants liquor?
>>708498950
dat you m&m?
>>708499173
nope
>>708495602
>some freg
>great khan
yeah buddy nice history lesson there
>>708498803
Ayy boi 6035 here
>>708499609
bro want your hole licked???
latebro here.
hows tonight been?
>>708500552
also, what are you fags listening to tonight?
what are you drinking tonight?
blasting this drinking fucking L&P god im depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0copFbXKk0
girth
>>708487016
Kendra Rose Monteith, On the left.
Hawkes Bay
>>708504643
more?
>>708504643
nudes thread anyone?
>>708504728
fuck a bit late for that aint it? lets just post in here
>>708504678
Unfortunately, No.
Someone posted it on snapchat.
>>708504774
true true
>>708504825
typical drunken snapchat mischief then.. bugga
>>708504851
>>708504825
who is it on the right?
>>708504908
isnt that pic from last night's thread
>>708502470
CHODE!!
>>708505031
Amara Fox, Napier , More recently Wellington
>>708505250
Mia Songhe
Napier
Keeping it 300 like IDbro
>>708505250
moar hb nudes! and ill contribute too
>>708505250
u got an email for trading?
fuck im from the bay just sitting here hoping to see some one i actually know
>>708505453
you eaeieon or whatever the fuck?
If so, then no, you're a stingy cunt.
More Amara Fox , Naper
>>708505559
im not the [email protected] guy hate that cunt
>>708505559
more of amara pls
>>708505559
/r/BDR2xoY come to this vola, lets continue there
>>708505613
well then yes. What's your email.
>>708505643
Know her?
>>708505815
come to the vola >>708505715 talk more there
