You type it, I say it. Vocaroo thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You type it, I say it. Vocaroo thread
>>708484966
CuckCuckCuckCuck
>>708486162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K0JxXhGlny
Now cluck like a chicken.
*booock boooooock booooooooock*
Bitch please nigga nigga jerk me off make me cuuuuummmmm!!!
I have nuts to bust and butts to fuck and sluts to fucking uppercut.
>>708486881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lwId3HSPaU
Not good at that kek
>>708486904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M3OeYyggbZ
I'm pregnant and you're the father.
>>708486997
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p6LaxoJGba
>>708487569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ndxVKlvTLt
Everything is going to be okay anon. I love you
*moaning noises* *interrupted to a* MURRRRICCAAAAAA FUCK YEAH
>>708484966
>>708487977
Nice dubs anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04jIFgx6ofi
>>708488056
Lel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s059JHrhsQPU
Issac you are the stupidest mother fucker I know. Honestly hang yourself.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>708484966
I will tongue punch your fart box, you dirty weeb.
Then I'll shovel through your stanky poop until I get too deep and I have to call the fire department to pull me out of your ass.
>>708488098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hobjL45tBS
>>708488360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3vqXcAut4
>>708489111
Nice trips bby
>>708488638
Nope tldr
>>708488976
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12uHGOyUSQU
>>708489211
Nice dubs bb (:
I like smashed potatoes, they are like crushed jews, I like jews as i like my coffee, burned to ashes
Op you sound sexy if I do say so myself. Any chance I can see them pretty vocal chords?? :^)
>>708484966
IM NOT A GODDAMN HAMBONE!
IM A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!!! IM A NICE GUUUYYYY!!!!!!
(russian accent) MAI LITTLE POUNIII
I have clinical depression
>>708484966
Boffah you Jew, I'll follow you home and pee in your mail box.
>>708489337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gpvlnRkcEZ
>>708489558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0AEwXxME2
>>708489699
Nice dubs again bby
Era un domingo por la tarde y fui a los coches de choque(8)
Cancer is just an illusion
>>708489590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xjxGdrRfXZ
>>708489617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pxn4yfycsD
Really bad at that
>>708489646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AjBOA2xTaG
>>708489669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QkxluVGhwb
>>708484966
lieutenant dan ice cream
>>708489843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01tUrCKN1it
>>708490171
Thanks so much, OP
I'll actually pee in his mail too.
>>708490190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nHREg003iK
>>708490265
Savage, anon.
>>708489527
I'm not sexy lel
>>708490325
Is that too far? Or not far enough?
>>708489761
Thanks bby (;
>>708490356
Prove it.
>>708490411
Not far enough. Lel. Shit next time
>>708490444
Trips
Shitting it is.
>>708489817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yvKxtDMzyT
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smoochies too
>>708490443
>>708490663
Cute :D
>>708490663
Smile in a photo, eh?
Look like you're having a fun existence :^)
>>708490654
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EAjxfoMa9N
>>708484966
YO... DID HE JUST WALK UP SLOWLY AND DOWN SMASH?
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.
>>708490663
I'd hit your pootang if you were desperate for it.
No worries, maybe give us a smile?
chemo sandwiches for breakfast
>>708490787
Thanks bb
>>708490791
I dont like my smile lel
>>708491045
I hate my smile
>>708490876
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ITsVAAgEwy
>>708491154
Best i can doo
To the Punished Ducks
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
P.S. Emily is a hot tranny.
>>708491311
Really cute smile
>>708484966
Say this
"Goodnight animus, I'll miss a select few of you. Jiiiiiiiii~ "
>>708491311
That's a much nicer photo!
Nobody likes looking at a photo of a grill who isn't smiling.
>>708490663
I wouldn't mind rape you.
>>708490944
Nice dubs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19mGP7r8E6Q
i just realized, since leaveing school ive almost only been with girls. i used to lust for guys, now the need to be dominated by a woman is so overpowring. i exist to serve her i am usesell without guidence, in her embrace i am nothing
thank you mistress Sbide, thank you using me
>>708491449
Edgy
>>708491139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f9jIAPYWmT
Theres nothing gay about being slapped with a feminine penis
rico you're a fucking jew
>>708491396
>Nobody
I do, I love when they cry in misery
>>708491343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UhJsy1iGwL
>>708491347
Thanks bb
>>708491630
She wasn't crying in her other photo though...
She was making no expression, which is boring in a photo.
Watching a tied up slut getting rammed is hot if she cries though.
>>708491390
What the fuck is jiiiiii
>>708491396
Thank youu
>>708491715
>She wasn't crying
Not yet :^)
>>708491449
Cool beans. I mean wait no dont lel
>>708491736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZzrRG050A
Fuck me with your fat horse-cock
>>708491706
Thank you for the voice. It means so much to me. :)
>>708491506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18GZtJNSWnk
Mehh
>>708491572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0otiQc1M0tU
>>708491343
This is so fucking retarded and untrue. it russle muh jimmies
Im so mad right now
Facebooks fags
>>708491626
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gUpu4gDP9h
Bard is a qt and hes my qt.
one time I fell asleep during an enema and water came out of my mouth and nose and I almost choked to death. that was probably the scariest moment of my life tbh
>>708491866
Nice dubs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16DjzCqaHHu
>>708492113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFmRH8iWfL
grab this pussy daddy trump
(you have to say the emojis also)
>>708484966
Once upon a time there was a teenager named Connor who lived in Scotland. He was not that interested in girls growing up, he thought something was wrong with himself.
Then one day Connor met a cute girl in High School. He was all shy but at the same time was happy that he had a crush on a girl.
He approached the girl and introduced himself but little did he know, the girl was actually a boy by the name of Liam. Connor could not understand how a boy could be so attractive and cute. Liam was the most feminine thing Connor had seen.
Fast forward a few years into the future and Connor is ramming his large thick cock into Liam's ass. They both felt guilty but it felt good at the same time. Connor could not keep it in any longer, he told Liam to take off his glasses and prepare for a blast of cummies. Connor then ejaculated into Liam's cute feminine face and then they both snuggled into bed while making out.
>>708492144
Basically this is a get thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14aoU6GgJmw
>>708492214
What fucking emojis lel
Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody—not even the mighty Democritus who concluded that all matter was made from atoms—had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge (as well as for comfort, reassurance, and other infantile needs). Today the least educated of my children knows much more about the natural order than any of the founders of religion.
>>708492376
shit. 4chan filters them out now. didn't know that.
>>708492291
Tldr
Yes I do believe I know what you are saying.
But do you know what I'm saying?
Let me take you on a wild ride and I'll show you my ban hammer.
>>708492291
Please do this one.
>>708492398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KpT5xWEEJO
>>708492523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17uHhGpl7DJ
>>708491759
Baby, if you cry, I wanna lick those tears up and hold you.
Then I'll poop in your pillow, but I won't tell you which pillow. I'll also hide a dead fish, but guests probably won't know if it was you or a dead fish making them block their noses.
>>708492810
Cheers. Made me laugh.
Say:
Let's start a war
Start a nuclear war
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar
Waoow!
Liam and Connor should go out with each other to be honest.
>>708493044
>all this gibberish in english
>can't make sense of it
>because of russian/german native language
FML I WANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT JOKE!!
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///·
>>708493044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qu39yivmRS
Nice dubs
>>708493206
It's not a joke.
I will poop in front of you.
>>708493080
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YZpK8DJ5a6
>>708493388
but why man, WHY?
whats the purpose of this evildoing?
I like to suck looong fat cocks
>>708493342
That wasn't a vocaroo request OP.
>>708493447
It's a sign of love.
My poop is a gift.
>>708493503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ty2dEUg7av
>>708493512
I still did it. I'm a madman
>>708493598
What are you watching in the background?
And do you like butt stuff too?
>>708493512
T-Thank you Amerifriend
I've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying girl it cuts like a knife
'All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.'
>>708493685
I'm watching Rocket Power lel
>>708493788
I'm not American
>>708493868
Lol, that show, I can hardly remember that shit now
>>708493945
>I'm not American
yes u r
>>708493839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i9A0aJCS7C
>>708494014
I'm Australian.
Our blades scream for bloooooood!
>>708494266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PdxUtUpH7F
>>708494485
Too cute sounding to be scary.
Sorry OP, you have a cute voice
>>708494727
:( dang it. Lel
>>708484966
There will be no mercy for you...
Dirty weeb.
>>708494785
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBhrgQ7mVN
>>708484966
I will make you eat snow, dirty weeb.
>>708484966
OP please say as many of these as you can
>>708495199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m7Pj3Ib1o7
>>708495444
I'm actually sending these to people.
You are the source of many keks
Thank you, cutie
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jCtmUbxMdS
>>708495524
Thanks bby (;
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DPSlUqboPW
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0o8XSMWxzUq
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YfZEhX1JR4
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K4K3ucawKO
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14VNQ5u4k1y
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rdZWBEzRtY
>>708484966
Get cancer Aaron
>>708495327
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CuEnEhhkNK
"jonno bent me over and fucked me, then came inside me. Later I sat on your face and you ate his cum."
In mathematics, a matrix is a rectangular array of numbers or other data. In physics, a matrix model is a particular kind of physical theory whose mathematical formulation involves the notion of a matrix in an important way.
>>708495967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BOfg2vBddN
>>708495973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AFv9aNXQrL
>>708495532
>>708495603
>>708495719
>>708495829
>>708495969
hehe thanks OP
>>708496111
My triples bring the newfags to the yaaard and there like its better than yours. Damn right. Its better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to chaaarge.
>>708496194
Lel
>>708484966
I love you, OP
>>708496905
I love You too sweetie
I'll be your loli-pop. Now come lick my candy. *giggles* Oh, yes! *moan* lick my pussy you filthy pedo! Oh, God yes! I'm going to come from your tongue on my little underage clit. *moan louder and breath heavy* Mmm. Pedophiles are my favorite. You know just how to satisfy my little cunt. Oh, what's this? *giggles* Did the moans of an underage girl get you hard. Such a naughty adult, being into lewd illegal things. I tell you what, pull it out and I'll play with it. I'll tease you until you can't take it anymore. You can come all over my face, little tits, and tight tiny, hairless pussy.You'd love to see me covered in your cum, wouldn't you? *laugh* The thought of my skin glistening with your thick white cum makes my pussy tingle with excitement! Let me get it out for you. *zipper is undone and she gasps* It's perfect; You'll always be my favorite pedo.
>>708497744
Can I get another smile? :^)
Bend over, you're about to take my 8 inches up your boy pussy.
fuken sub to wish, or ill kick your dog
Bunp
Bump
I love you
Is op still there?
Op is dead
>>708498815
Op is not dead. Op was playing with herself sorry guise
Op!
>>708498362
This
Anyone can add me on kik or snapchat
Atomiccomet for both
>>708499269
Nice!
>>708499314
I will do that but I'm not on using my phone so i have to write it down first
Welcome back, op!
>>708499424
Sorry to leave you hangin lel
>>708499409
Thanks! You're awesome!
>>708491311
I knew you were a porker, I could here your voice bouncing off your colossal stomach
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
We understand. Fun times with yourself are needed
>>708499527
Stop, she's cute
I'm so wet thinking about your cock. Mmm. Just seeing that bulge in those pink panties is driving me wild. Take them off, I just have to it.
I am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrup
drinking
slurping
No one eats as much as me
I'm the fatness that rules your mind
melted ice cream streams down my wrist
i wish only to taste the sweet, sweet cupcakes
the cookies that i have eaten for thee
gushing
no muffins for the hungry
(chomp)
How are you doing, op?
Op is back?
>>708498362
This please
>>708499527
Uh hur dur dur lel fuck off faggot
Yes, op is back
I.c.u.p
>>708499880
Sweet. Post op
:D
I love you, sweetheart
>>708498362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eGUDgp47X4
Best I can do
Yay?
>>708498396
Love you anon.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>708498514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bE8I10x8UG
Get Good rem!
>>708498477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FC7aiHV5t9
>>708498658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sRiZ7syPo9
not a request, but your awesome op
>>708500360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04fPdqjbQbp
Daddy, I need to feel you inside me. I want to feel you push into my tiny wet hairless pussy. I need to feel your mouth wrapped around my budding breasts as your fingers tease my pussy through my hello kitty panties. I want you to do the things you do to mommy to me. My body aches to feel you pumping in and out of me as I moan in your ear. I need to feel you cum in your little girl's pussy. Please, daddy. I need you! I'll always be your dirty little slut
>>708500558
Thanks sweetie.
>>708500467
You're the best!
Bump
Bumpo
>>708500131
Hot
I just wanna watch Netflix and cuddle
>>708500131
Timestamp?
Shoe on head?
We were played like a damn fiddle!
>>708500583
This please, op
Please lick my cunny
>>708500767
Lel always my favorite thing to do
>>708501020
Nice shoe. :P
>>708500131
Yeah, I was right...
Muuch prettier when you smile
>>708500583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fJKG4KZPHO
>>708501020
So how is life OP? Are you happy? New Job/ Any Job? New/Old Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Family issues? Suicide/Depression? Drug Stories? Funny Jokes?...do tell, i'm listening with a solemn face :3
>>708500360
>>708500575
it didnt record ;~; pls do it again
>>708501062
Good ol supras
>>708501202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yyaiHelWzF
>>708501284
Ya dun goofed
Would you be willing to describe one of your sexual fantasies?
>>708501158
Idk if you're trollin or.....is that a request
>>708501332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aJLWS4xNwv
>>708501365
I think that anon wants to talk...
I want to listen too... You're cute.
"stop dying like a scrub"
>>708500749
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hRBAiSIrKU
>>708500846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s6F6OipLe1
>>708501100
Thanks bby(: i guess dubs don't lie
>>708501495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rWlquXl4ty
>>708501446
Thanks sweetie <3 i mean i guess i can tell you some things
>>708501158
>>708501446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QRTyyMZw2k
>>708501760
Sure, how's life?
"put your sign down please"
>>708500979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fBa7NwL22x
>>708501365
I'm not trolling, genuinely curious
>>708501996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WmOb8KxALs
>>708484966
Here are some lyrics for you to say...
Just gimme di trees and mek we smoke it yow
It a mek we peace so dont provoke it yow
We nuh need nuh speed so we nah nuh coke it yow
Set yuh mind at ease we gotta take is slow
*kissing and heavy breathing* I feel funny. My crotch is on fire. It feels wet. Huh? It's because I crave cock? *moans* N-no. Not there. I was told by mommy to not let anyone touch me there. What? Mommy gave you permission as long as it felt good to me? *moans, heavy breathing* It feels good when you touch my pussy. Please don't stop, mister. *moans* Oh, God it feels so good. Make me feel good! It's so hot now. What? Take my clothes off... Okay. Don't lick me there! *moans* keep doing it! Don't stop! *climax*
>>708501919
Hey don't worry. Anyone can beat alcoholism. It might be tough but its worth it.
>>708502155
Nice dubs anon. I can't do that lel i will get all horny again.
>>708502240
Thanks bby(: it's shit at times but I'm doin it
"Allahu akbar"
>>708502140
I love you too :3
I hope you feel much better now :)
What Music do you listen to? Edgy emo stuff like Faggy emo me? :]
>>708502283
Totally worth it
>>708502367
or "Real music"
>>708502140
You should get a better mic and do this full time, i swear to god that voice is perfection
>>708502363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hIUUKJq3xn
>>708502367
I've been listening to alot of folk punk lately but i have a quite extensive taste.
>>708502283
We totally wanna hear you play
>>708502511
I never thought about that lel
>>708501919
Awh
OP, you'll probably need to, one day drink again. This will be hard, but trying to limit it to social drinking (Drinking with others) is important. Also, staying on par or behind the amount of drinks they're on is dead important... It's also dumb to see people get black out drunk, they end up looking like idiots usually.
Or? Not. Drinking may be a social centrepiece, but it isn't a requirement. You can just say "I'm recovering from alcoholism" and people will back off pretty quick and respect you usually.
OP, you're cute.
>>708502541
>>708502541
Nice..do you come here often?
>>708502601
Thanks sweetheart. I know the inevitability of drinking again. Hopefully I don't die lel
>>708502673
Smooth ;)
>>708502673
to /b/ i mean
>>708502714
"Stay one drink behind the person you're trying to impress" is something I often hear.
>>708502673
I've been using/b/ on pretty much a daily basis since i was 12. I'm 22
How old are you, op?
>>708502822
22. Or how over old you want me to be, anon.
>>708502783
Committed...so you've seen some shit then? like on old /b/ ;)
"byeeeee rem!"
>>708502868
I've seen so much shit that most things don't phase me.
>>708502859
You a prostitute or something then?
>>708502859
Why did that turn me on?
>>708502910
Same...but i'm so edgy that nothing has ever really phased me *flips hair*
>>708502601
So if you go to a bar/party do you need to drink to enjoy it? My family has a past of alcoholism and I really don't want to risk becoming addicted.
>>708502155
Yes!
>>708502884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MnsbLta4b3
>>708502920
No I'm not lel
>>708502923
Why does it turn me on to say that lel??
>>708502972
Hahaha i fuckin love you
>>708502990
I have family getting up for work I'll do it when the bitch is in the shower and can't hear me being a dirty little kitten
"Hey Jacob? you know that other girl you hang around with all the time? the blonde one with glasses? well she is nothing compared to me. i could spoil you so much you would never leave my side"......Plz. i need this to help for revenge puposes..
>>708503179
I've suddenly developed a taste for kittens
>>708503046
Thanks :3..What colour highlights do you think are the best for males?
>>708503349
Fuck. I honestly think its sexy when a guys hair is half black and half blue
What country are you from???
I'm sorry, but your call could not go through. Please hang up and don't call back.
>>708503414
Fuck well I'm on it then XD.....
>>708503314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n9WhCxrLo6
I'm prrring
>>708503426
Is that a question or request? I'm from amerifat
>>708503475
Oohhhh baby
>>708503515
Mmmhh, good kitten
>>708503251
If Jacob is too cringy to say (I think so myself) then maybe replace it with "Jake"
>>708503461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NmGBGxSzyU
>>708503677
Jacob is not cringy. I've dated two Jacobs. They did not go by jake
>>708503585
It was a question :)
I'm gonna look super emo, i'll probably get beaten up by all the niggs at my school ;-;
>>708503744
That makes me feel better
>>708503691
Schway, thanks!
>>708503691
It's a bit quiet
>>708503251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rZmaSYY8Bw
>>708503606
Kitty likes you.
>>708503987
oh my god i fucking love you
>>708503931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hf4Ry07eeD
>>708503771
Fuck those nigs go emo ranger on their asses.
>>708504138
I love you too bby
>>708504183
I never thought about it like that, now i'm invincible right? they can't hurt me right? I actually want to blow up my school.(Don't worry NSA, i won't)
>>708504361
If you're white, nigs are officially scared you will commit a school shooting.
>>708504022
:^D
I want the kitty to stay smiling
>>708504490
Kitty will always smile but kitty is watching so much porn haha. I'm gonna see how long I can watch it without touching myself
>>708504183
I'm sad. i have to go now ;-; it's like 2 am where i'm from i have insomnia and an exam tomorrow.
if you're on /b/ all the time i'm sure i will find that perfect voice of yours some other day.
I'll have to show you the blue hair if i get it
>>INB4 i post it and get "Kill yourself emo fagit" responses XD
>>708504485
Haha Lol, well see ya next time :3
Rip my panties off and have your way with me! I wanna feel your tongue as you eat my pussy until I cum all over your face. Then, I'm going to grab that cock of yours and make you shove it in. I need it and even if you say no, I'm going to make you. I'll tie you up and ride that dick until I come. Then I'll torture you. Every time you're about to come, I'll stop until you beg me for sweet release. Then, just then, I might be nice and let you come in my tight, wet pussy.
>>708504650
How often do you actually do these threads? This is the second I've seen myself.
>>708504615
Alright sweetie. I love you.
>>708504740
I just started doing em and I'll do another tomorrow. It's fun
>>708504740
kek I'm not the OP...I was saying bye to her XD
