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buttz
musky tails
AMM IS A NIGGER AND IGNORED MY SUGGESTION
Dic.
G'night
>>708483201
I'm pretty attached to it
>>708483329
middle earth shadow of mordor
>>708483536
is cute a flavour?
>>708483645
nite
>>708483536
Okay watch your head now, these things are deadly! EGGS INCOMING!!
>>708483667
hated that game
>>708483611
WHAT WAS YOUR SUGGESTION YOU AIDS RIDDLED SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait one more.
Now g'night
>>708482953
Probably not even going to pick up the new one.
>>708483795
>>708483889
>>708483794
metro 2033?
>>708483667
it probably taste like sugar~
>>708483782
my body is ready
>>708483794
i fucking linked you with my suggestion you industrial cock inhaling dirt grub whore!
twas Wolfenstein ~
>>708484011
PLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOPLOP
the balls should be swinging
>>708484010
>>708483889
>>708483986
beat it, it was pretty okay
>>708484011
I do have it downloaded, maybe another night
>>708484055
>>708484048
mmm yeah
>>708484085
ooo nice. what one? since there are like 7 or so lol
>>708484085
>big burly men
????
>>708483849
Then I have bad news for you.
>>708484188
>>708484011
then I guess your butt tastes like sugar as well~
>>708484085
red faction
>>708484288
horrible games, mad at you for even thinking about it
>>708484281
>>708484185
Fry 'em
>>708484353
I haven't tried the series. dark souls?
>>708484288
like marshmallow remember?
>>708484368
too greasy :C
>>708484637
What do you reckon my butt tastes like?
>>708484637
oh yeah, that's what it tasted like last time~
>>708484722
brownies
>>708484754
Eggs I'm pretty sure
>>708484722
cakes~
>>708484754
or mint
>>708484801
that is just terrible
>>708484801
or maybe Swedish fish
>>708484921
so I'f I ate it then would I have minty fresh breath?
>>708484983
mhm~
>>708484921
~
>>708484921
I am terrible :p
>>708484983
Knock it off with the fish already xP
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>>708483373
>>708485013
give me fresh breathe then~
>>708485054
but they are sweeter then eggs
>>708485210
Fiiine
>>708485196
>>>/soc/24471014
he likes it hard
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXD7poaO7udzx326qZPpkFA/about
Amm hates overwatch because hes stuck in bronze
fare thee well
>>708485337
getting stuck in bronze is quite a feat
>>708485453
nite nite
I'm not even level 25...
>>708485453
I'll see you someday~
>obama's half-brother is supporting trump
what the fuck
there's no words to describe this anymore
>>708485542
>>708485645
That looks extremely uncomfortable.
>>708485766
it's just really stretchy
>>708483373
KYS faggot
kyssi kyssi
I shouldn't have taken a nap.
Snuggles, join a doomsday cult with me.
>>708485519
Suicide time, then.
>>708486549
no
stop this
>>708486546
Why
And hi
>>708486574
Come with me
>>708486674
cause I feel even more tired
>>708486546
Yeah, probably a bad idea.
>>708486674
But I don't suck.
>>708486660
Why won't you join a doomsday cult with me?
>>708486765
You'll slowly start to wake up.
>>708486838
I'm sure there are other guys out there who disagree with that.
>>708487239
Why not?
>>708487351
Because I've already been there done that that's why
>>708487118
But they do suck, why should I listen to them?
>>708487415
No, I don't mean just a regular weirdo cult. I mean one of those compound suicide kinds.
>>708487502
so now even you're telling me to kill myself? great
>>708487197
calico cat looks nearly like a tiger, but is not.
>>708487583
they're like mini tigers
>>708483823
source please
>>708487501
I mean you suck other people.
>>708487555
No, I want you to join one with me. We'll kill ourselves together with a bunch of other social rejects.
>>708487766
sorry I have plans for my suicide already
>>708486984
BROJOB
>>708487631
they are like the sneaks of cats and tigers are the barbarians.
>>708487821
Care to share what they are?
>>708487872
how you doin?
>>708488005
Benching and listening to this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
I've finished my calculations at work today!!
>>708487872
its not real I love my life
>>708488072
>>708487748
I'll suck you.
And I'm so tired. Fuck wordplay at this hour.
>>708488154
Tried teaching nibi that??
>>708488254
Hey butts. go to sleep then
>>708488338
Yes
yes a lot
it never works
>>708488254
You're happily hitched you can't do anything.
>>708488154
Et tu?
>>708488152
what were the calculations for?
>>708488365
I think we've all tried at some point. He's a lost cause at this point.
>>708488413
Nothing important in the grand scheme of things, but it will allow me ammunition for a $15k order and future work with the client.
You could call it professional epeen contest. we'll be presenting ours the competition will present theirs and we'll see how the client decides.
>>708486984
Is there more to this?
handsome dog
I still believe in Nibi.
>>708488404
your artistic talent makes me jealous
yet it only makes you miserable
then I remember that the only reason I can't do art is because I don't really try
and then I feel miserable about art too
so then all your mind fucks about the pointlessness of life start to set in
so why worry about art in the first place
then nothing happens
the only benefit is when I see you create something no matter what it is it feels like I've helped a woman not abort her baby
>>708488640
hope they decide to go with yours
>>708488671
isn't this one 1/2 of Botch?
>>708488711
Believe he'll do what?
>>708488752
so they see the numerous butt plugs and just choose to shit out a babby?
>>708488845
are you drunk
>>708488845
I don't know but a part of me likes him a little.
Sleep time. Goodnight, faggiolis.
>>708488843
well i got 60 somthing pages backing me up and i can make any change on the fly and everything will update. I have no idea what they will bring though.
Katten gone already?
>>708488898
nooo.. why do you think that?
>>708488913
Well that's very kind and strange of you.
>>708488923
thought so, she draws faces that are very recognisable.
night snarf
>>708488752
>it's like I've helped a woman not abort her baby
>>708489014
nite nite
>>708489040
yeah he went to bed a little while ago. I'll probably head there myself soon. is it a big project for the customer? or just something to test the waters
>>708489119
well this part is a small part of a much larger installation. It's a data centre and they're in the process of expanding to 6x their current size. so my calculation will determine how much energy it will post to run to cooling system.
just blow on it really hard
>>708489307
eye like an egg
>>708489350
oooo, expand the facilities as in make the entire building larger, or get in a whole lot more servers and computers?
>>708489608
they will fill the current space they have and build another building between the generators to double the floor space. because it's going to be a certified T3 installation everything needs to be N+1 and 99.99% uptime.
the amount of redundancy is quite interesting really. everything needs to be designed around shutting down half the pipes to replace, install of re-configure depending on client requirements.
>>708489459
>How to suck dick 101
>>708489848
how long have you been working on the project?
>>708489967
no that is not proper technique at all
when i was a kid, i thought my penis was my tail but it was put on backwards
>>708490027
Jeff
>>708490078
banana
>>708490146
hey
>>708490027
The whole project?? about a month or so. The calculations and set-up I spent about 4 days on.
The entire project is expected to go untill 2018, my involvement will only be at the start and end of it though plus any thing that pops up in the middle.
>>708490068
did you think your vagina was put on backward too?
>>708490146
i guess i don't get hellos anymore.
>>708490029
Are you sure? Im pretty sure thats what a "Blow Job" is. You blow on their dick like you're trying to clean an old Nintendo cartage and then they cum.
>>708490306
'Sup
>>708490334
Hello c:
>>708490335
I mean if you want to be an innovator knock yourself out tbh
>>708490334
parents told me girl have nothing down there
i thought girls did everything through butt
>>708490335
There are ways for me to teach you one day if you'd like
>>708490451
>tfw you will never have someone blow on your cock like they're trying to snuff out rigged birthday candles.
I'm gonna head to bed. night all
>>708490334
that's pretty cool
>>708490407
I'm sleepy and gonna head to bed. night bananaman
Discord?
>>708490553
I really can't imagine that'd be that fun but you know everyone's into their thing
>>708490561
Nighty night
>>708490481
wow, pervert.
>>708490583
I want someone to blow on my cock like a leaf blower in november.
>>708490683
You like it though.
>>708490407
Sup fruity. What you do today?
>>708490471
That's what marsupials and birds do. you olds are really ill informed.
>>708490561
Good night then.
>>708490683
>as nibbles descends ever deeper into virginity, his fantasies become more and more unhinged from sexual reality
>>708490683
>Nuzzles your cock
>>708490781
it looks just like him wow
>>708490753
I like that which is tangible.
>>708490759
Probably going to go buy a hotdog or something later today, yourself?
>>708490771
Ive thought of that before, but then I remembered im never getting sex so might as well find any type of thing that can get me as close as possible to the same type of release.
>>708490892
that's it? buy food? nothing else?
I've done heaps already today. tomorrow i'm on site at some apartments being built.
>>708491015
which is what, posting porn and fantasizing about airflow?
>>708491073
Thinking of/finding weird things to fap to.
>>708491067
Well if it makes you happy I might go and look at ostriches too
Is that in your job or do you spectate just for fun?
>>708491237
Yeah it is part of my job. I do inspections of the installation of the equipment I specified and ordered. I ensure that said equipment is installed correct and the contractors are not cutting corners and they are doing it in a safe way.
>>708491518
Does that include parts of the house itself? You could inspect my house, almost everything sits loose around here :P
>>708491657
No just the HVAC stuff, it's not a house though, it's a apartment building of about 68 apartments and 4 penthouses.
WHat do you mean sit loose?
>>708491942
Ordinary house stuff, like pillars and missing buttons on kitchen fans and stuff
>>708492209
oh that's just your family not bothering fixing that up. Why not voulenteer to fix it for them?
>>708492315
We already solved the fan problem by using plant sticks instead
>>708492516
well if you hjouse burns down insurance won't pay you. why not get it fixed?
>>708492641
We can't find the missing button, besides it's just like a switch, it's not like it's gonna catch on fire. You just stick the plant stick in there and take it out again
>>708492641
It's too bad he's trying to break his cock.
>>708492793
i switch by definition has electrical current running through it. how long has it been like that for?
>>708492924
It's not exactly like that in this case. There was like a knob that you move to the left and right to adjust power, and that hole is where that knob used to sit. The plant stick doesn't come in contact with any alectrical stuff. It's been like that since we moved here this summer
>>708492909
have you not bended your dick like that when it's semi hard?
>>708493137
so it a electrical pot then? well that's safer and even eaiser to fix up.
>>708493245
No, because I'm not a masochist.
>>708492924
This kitty is me in so many sexual encounters.
Tops pls don't be afraid to make the first move regarding anal.
>>708493245
I suppose if we cut off a part of the plant stick and glue it in the hole. Problem solved
>>708483373
I want to know what that butt smells like.
>>708493283
The cock is pretty flexible when not diamonds.
>>708493336
sometimes they fell the same way and just want a bottom to turn over and spread their cheeks apart and say "fuck me"
>>708493426
are you strapped for cash? goto the hardware store and get a knob or somtthing.
>>708493538
>>708493538
I would consider it a life hack. I mean those plant sticks seem like made for that hole
>>708493336
>doing anal
You should kill yourself.
>>708493592
Yes very nice bovine.
got more masc. men?
>>708493669
post a picture of plant stick knob pls.
>>708493799
>using condoms
>ever
pleb tiger
Is the kitty katten still around?
>>708494164
Sleeping
>>708493538
>sometimes they fell the same way and just want a bottom to turn over and spread their cheeks apart and say "fuck me"
Ughhh, but i do this all the time.
I'm usually the more dominant guy even when I'm bottoming. Controlling pace of sex and all the action, what's happening etc. Usually the only time the other guy tries to initiate anal sex is if he is really very dominant.
>also I'm vers.
>>708493867
he's clearly trying to get pregnat, he's peircing the condom with teeth.
>>708494141
so it's a knod that broke off but it slides, instead of turn. make somthing out of clay with that stick and glue it on or somthing.
>>708494164
no i didn't even get to wem him. :(
>>708494330
boost their confidance with sucking and moaning and sexy movement and shit. get them revved up so they want to pounce you.
Well i'm done for tonight cya tomorrow.
bump
>>708494413
>get them revved up
Sometimes I think I'm a bit too good at sucking dick tbh and they just want my mouth more.
Goodnight
>>708494199
Shame.
>>708494413
Truly, a tragedy.
See ya.
>>708494452
hi
>>708494477
hi
>>708494466
Get a better booty.
>>708494536
sup?
>>708494413
That's what I suggested, more or less. Anyway I'll go look at ostriches now, so catch you later :)
>>708494580
not much. you?
>>708494580
But my booty is nice. I just throat more hardcore than any porn you've ever watched. Get it in my throat and start swallowing and massaging the head with throat muscles.
>>708494670
Things, nothing new depending on when we last talked.
>>708494777
Seems rather strange to me that someone would prefer a mouth to a butt, but I suppose it's possible, if you really are just that good with it.
>>708494921
>that good
Honestly also depends on the dick and what the guy likes.
Small dicks are hard to please orally. Anal is much easier to get a small dicked fella off. Cut dicks are a little harder than uncut to suck. It's hard to vary movement when there are less moves to do. Usually still am pretty good at sucking the avg to big cut dick.
Average to large uncut is where I'm the best at giving oral. Lots of different things you can do and by gaging reactions and varying through things they seem to like the most you can put them in heaven.
>>708494921
what kind of things?
>>708494670
I don't usually like unrealistic proportions (in relation to humans), but the size difference in that image always gets me going.
>>708495472
I agree with you on that, not usually a fan of size difference but that image is too hot
>>708495311
Small dicks aren't hard for oral, you just use your tongue more.
>>708495311
That's true. So true. I mean it's so dependent on the guy and his dick. I've never had a guy with a cut dick, but then again, that's not a huge trend in most of the world so I really couldn't say what's so different about it. Most guys I've been with I've been able to please to heaven with my mouth, but there was one guy who I couldn't finish off no matter what. He had a huge dick and the way he jerked it made it seem like it'd be crushed. Other than that I've been told on several occasions by several people that I give the best blowjobs they've had, but still they want a piece of my ass too and have to stop me from making them cum. Exceptionally large dicks though... very hard to work with in my opinion, but that may be because I've not had much practice throating.
>>708495357
Got a new computer, met this bear of a man I've been fucking with a lot recently.
>>708495730
Okay yeah they aren't that hard. But slightly harder I'd say. And kinda boring? I'm not usually having much fun while i suck a small dick and so i try to move to fucking fairly soon. Anal with a small boy is usually fine with me :). (same with big guys, but i know small gets a bad rep for anal, but idk i still get a decent amount of stimulus out of it)
>>708495999
But oral IS fucking, you retard. Do you know what irrumatio is?
>>708495999
Agreed, small dicks are not much fun to work with orally, but in anal I don't find them to be all that different from big ones. Only differences I've noticed is that they're easier to take and they don't hurt no matter how hard they're used. The pleasure is about the same as with big dicks.
Nobody wants to see your porn collection you heretic
>>708495908
Took me a while to get to throating the really big guys. Used a dildo for practice. Probably the gayest thing, but whatever.
I usually give them my ass too, but I'm usually offering it up. Very rarely being /dominated/ which is what i usually desire when im getting fucked.
>>708496109
Do you know what colloquialism is? I know oral is sex.
