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The universe's most mindfucking questions. GO.
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>>708479747
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?
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Who were the sea people's?
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what happens to us after we die?
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>>708479747
Why/how do electrons behave as both a particle and a wave?
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What is love?
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>>708479747
Why do niggers exist if monkeys exist?
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>>708479747
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What is true happiness?

-OR-

What is true loneliness?
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If you try to fail at something and succeed what have you done?
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Why do I persist with life?
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So tell me. Who was phone!?
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>>708479747
Why do backwards thinking religious people mock and question science, making ALL people of faith look like idiots?
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>>708481246
Because all people of faith are idiots.
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>>708479747

How is it possible for OP to be such a faggot?
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>>708480812
Quantum Relativity?

Isn't all that it shows that in the double slit experiment jimmy fucks the chinks on Thursdays with lama sauce for tears.
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>>708481356
You must have a very lonely life.
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>>708481120
Succeeded at failing.
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WHAT COLOUR IS A MIRROR?!?!?!
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Why is it called a shipment when it goes by car, but cargo when it goes by ship?
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>>708481543
fuck
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>>708481543
Highly polished silver as a base, that way it becomes any color reflected off of it.
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>>708481691
The words are interchangeable. You can also call either "cargo shipment."
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>>708481490
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>>708481543
Transparent
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>>708480829
Baby don't hurt me.
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if a tomato is a fruit then isn't ketchup a jam?
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who let the dogs out?
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>>708480196
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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>>708480930
That's the answer
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Why is OP a faggot?
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>>708481543
Silver
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Does fapping to traps count as gay?
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>>708483574
because he sucks all the dicks
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>>708483680
YES
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>>708480196
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears
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>>708479747
Why is there rain-weathering on the Sphinx dating it as over 15,000 years old when the oldest dynasty of Ancient Egypt dated to only 6000 bc?
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>>708479747
Why is there more matter than antimatter?
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>>708483777
Trips speak the truth
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>>708480829
Lady don't hurt me no more
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>>708484004
I'm pretty sure it's "woman don't hurt me no more"
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>>708484114
Its baby don't hurt me no more
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>>708484004
>>708484114
As if /b/ wasn't pathetic enough already.. Jesus fucking Christ.
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It's shady don't hurt me no more
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>>708484004
>>708484114
Your both complete retards
>http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-is-love-lyrics-haddaway.html
Leave and never come back
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>>708483270
yes cause applesausce is also a jam
you fucking idiot
you can make more with fruits than just jam
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is futa gay?
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It's gravy, don't hurt me no more.
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What is dove?
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>>708484394
This is now an early 90's homosex dance music thread
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
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>>708484576
I've been as far and it wasn't worth the effort.
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How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
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>>708484446
is drawn gay porn gay?
really nigger
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>>708484576
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.
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>>708484576
Um... yes and no?
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>>708481543
It doesn't have a colour because the light that would give it colour is reflected.
Or if u look into an infinite mirror the colour of the mirror is the colour added to the reflection as it continues down.
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>>708483471
some nigger
you can even see it in the clip
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>>708481543
every
colour is just certain light waves reflecting
mirror reflect every light wave
so a mirror is every colour

and not like that pussy white that is just all light waves combined
my nigger mirror is literally every colour
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>>708484376
go fuck yourself
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Explain in steps ,I understand ,exactly how you got to be in your present state so that I would understand every ability and perception you possess.
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>>708485030
>butthurt
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Why is there no neon brown?
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>>708485148
Maybe we should start by explaining in steps you can understand that that is not a question.
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>>708480836

So the monkey's have a chance to advance.
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But den who wad da fone???
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>>708485224
If you are asking the question to the universe and its giving you a response then I think that counts as a valid question.
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>>708480836
to remind you that all hope is not lost because they might still turn back into monkeys
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>>708484258
>>708484394

This much butthurt
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>>708479747
How many assholes does your hair have?
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If God exists. Could he microwwave a burrito so hot, that he himself cannot eat it?
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>>708479747

What's the verb for having given somebody something to drink?
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>>708481543
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>>708485652

Mfw there's no 'fed' variant for drinking.
I never fucking noticed that there's eat, ate, fed, and only drink and drank.
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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons
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>>708481052

No, because he's a racist chicken-hating faggot.
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>>708481543
>>708481803
>>708482662
>>708483630
>>708484734
>>708484939
all you niggers are wrong

a mirror is green

look it up
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>>708485652
Watered, but you only hear that used for animals (or plants!).
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Why can't I have cheese pizza?
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>>708481124
Bcuz ur too much of a fag to kys
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Could we be able to clone Jesus and cause the second coming of the messiah?
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>>708484398
*cycles proxy casually*
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Should it be legal for women to go topless? - https://youtu.be/xL-cZpv9gTk?list=PLXGG5_pvgHULWicEfUGZF47z7gAsOdvKV
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>>708479747
How long is a piece of string?
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What is the best way to rig an election?

Asking for a friend.
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>>708482662
If it were transparent it'd be a window you fuck.....
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>>708486059
Yes, because the "real" Adam and Eve were many different organisms through a long period of time who descended from our common ancestor with chimpanzees.
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>>708486478
it is in the civilised world
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>>708479747
If we can drink a drink. Why can't we food a food?
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>>708479747
If Scooby Doo is a Great Dane, capable of running at up to 40mph, and Shaggy is able to run side by side with Scooby in a panic, then does that mean Shaggy can run at 40mph? If that is normal in thee world of Scooby Doo, then why would people need cars? Would crosswalks have special lanes for runners? Would the instance of snapped bones and necks caused by running injuries cause natural selection to allow different phenotypes to emerge favoring stronger bones or a proclivity toward cautious nature in children?
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>>708486234
This anon has it right. The general mirror reflects slightly more green than every color thus making it generally green. In a trickle down sort of way
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it CARgo if by sea, but SHIPment if by land?
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>>708479747
Are Niggers the true Master Race?
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>>708485652
"treat"
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>>708483680
My logic on that is that fapping to a Trap fucking a chick is less gay that watching a dude fuck a chick. A trap fucked by a dude is less gay than gay porn but doesn't make you gay because there are tits involved. Two traps is totally straight but one trap is kinda but not full blown gaids.

Better question
Does fapping to Buck Angel having sex with a trap make you gay?
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>>708485652
You quenched your friends thirst...
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if you use a micro wave to warm are pizza do you work for the nsa ???
(im not a robot)
-LAG
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>>708487986
NSA here- I'm having trouble understanding your question. Are you talking about a microwave oven or a microwave ray gun? Actual pizza or is this a CP metaphor? For the record, I've used both on both.
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>>708486799
he does appear to be walking very fast sometimes in the cartoon
maybe all this ghost hunting and accusation is them projecting this knowledge of themselves onto others to hide their true nature
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>>708483574
That's why
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>>708480722
simple - If by 'us' you mean our minds, they cease to exist as our brain stops firing.
There is of course the possibility of being backed up of course - but if you're still alive at the time, is that really 'you'?
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>>708479747
how to receive eudaimonie
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>>708482384
I can't read russian, what does this say?
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>>708489289
UR A FAGET
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>>708480812
>>708481490
Yeah the double slit experiment was one of the first experiments that showed evidence of particle wave duality. Fun fact: all matter is also a wave. You right now have your own frequency and wavelength, though they are too high and low, respectively, for us to be able to perceive them
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>>708481521
I don't have any imaginary friends, if that's what you're saying.
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do crabs think fish are flying
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>>708489658
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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How do you know that you did not just flash onto existence this very instant, as nothing more than a program running on some experimenter's computer, with all of your memories, experiences, thoughts, feelings, and conceptions of the world around being nothing more than the information your program was designed to process.

How do you know that you have lived for any length of time longer than the infinetesimal "now".

How can you prove that you have a past.
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Is the S or the C in cent silent
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>>708488891
my fucking sides just left the observable universe
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>>708483270
Bitch you just blew my mind
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>>708486682
What is the legal age for females to go topless?
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what's God backwards?
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>>708489658
>>708487595
>>708486795
>>708485629
4chan summed up in 3 posts.
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>>708483872
Because of Noah's flood you doofus.

In all seriousness,
They just carved the top part of it roughly into the shape of something. The base was left largely untouched.

And the top half has been carved and recarved many times.
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>>708490615
Those are 4 posts you uneducated fuck
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>>708490615
I've counted them and those are 2 posts you nigger
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Will you answer 'no' to this question?
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>>708490717
This guy knows. That other guy is clueless.
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are poop and poop the same thing?
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>>708490864
I would touch your penis but I'm afraid of giving you superaids
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>>708490936
Go ahead, touch it.
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>>708491075
Mfw someone else replies pretending to being me.
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>>708481063
>True happiness
Just the state of being truely happy
>True loneliness
The state of feeling completely alone
If you're analyzing it more than that you will never find the answer. The best answer is a simple one.
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What the hell was Goofy??
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>>708485154
Neon black
Neon white
Neon indigo
Neon silver
Neon gold
Neon copper
Double neon
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>>708485652
Libated. You're welcome.
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>>708485975
>hydrated
>saturated
>Sated
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How can a mirror be real if our eyes aren't real.
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>>708491259
>Mfw it's actually you but you don't wanna come out of the closet yet
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>>708491793
Hydrated, ok but "I already hydrated the dog today" wtf?
Saturated, you filled them completely? With what?
Sated, you fulfilled what desire?
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>>708486990
Parkway was the term for a road that passed through or by a park, thus it was always intended to be driven on.

Driveways were probably named that because roads weren't as prolific earlier in the 1900s, and popularion wasn't as dense. If you didn't live literally in town, then your place may have been half a mile off the main road. So a driveway was your own personal road for driving from the main road to your house. Over time, roads became ubiquitous, houses became more tightly packed, and most driveways were shortened to save space and cost, but the name stuck.
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>>708492217
Thirst you fuckwad
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>>708492841
"I sated her desire for cock."
Sated has no implied meaning with liquids. Slaked however does. Saturated is ok, it just sounds weird and only works with water.
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>>708481543
legit answer: Green.
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If you drop a piece of bread with jelly, which side does it land on?
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>>708480196
Indecisive, given the lack of information
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>>708480930
I love you
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>>708481052
This is based off the premise that "All chickens are liars." is a fact, but in reality that would be an opinion thus he could either be lying OR telling the truth.

It's not a paradox at all.
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>>708479747
When can we say we actually "know" something?

Think about it, we think we know things all the time but so often we are proved wrong.
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>>708482671
No more
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>>708493432
Nihilism is the answer
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Take me down to the paradise city...
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if i eat myself, would i get twice as big or compleatly disappear?
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>>708483630
Closest
>>708486234
Correct! I figured it out intuitively while in a dressing room.
>you will too next time
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>>708479747
There is no universe, and humans have only been given the power to travel as far as Jupiter. After we reach Jupiter, the universe will reset itself.
The universe was created by sentient beings to see how well life can sustain itself. The 'universe', mainly Earth, was just a science project. Life in general is just an illusion and we don't actually exist.
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>>708493637
You would die

The real question is what if you ate tiny pieces of your own liver
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>>708480812
The better question is why matter in general possesses wave-like qualities.

Electrons demonstrate more noticeable wavelike character because they have such small masses. Mass and wavelength of matter are inversely proportional.

The reason our observation causes them to exhibit strictly particle-like behavior is that our means of measurement interfere with the wavemotion of the particles. It's reasonable (and a bit confusing to laymen), then, to say that electrons are waves when we're not looking. This is more understandable in the context of macroscopic objects: how can we precisely define the speed and position of a projectile basketball when our only means of elucidating those variables is by throwing other basketballs at it?
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>>708479747
Why fuck with a girls mind when she got a pussy, arse, and mouth you can fuck instead?
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>>708489079
Im getting some soma vibes
Great game tho
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>>708493890
Because no interaction occurs between very small areas of space. What we see is more like an average of points on a graph.
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>>708489844
There isn't an s in cent
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>>708493973
>Arse
>Shit tier femanon detected
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>>708489289
Tsya a fabyet.

Translation: You are of sucking many cocks
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>>708489710
Cause I remember shit, dickhead. How do you know your not overthinking your existence to try and sound profound and intelligent?
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>>708484767
Mysides.png
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>>708489710
Don't need to. There is no difference between simulated reality and reality.
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>>708493710
Give undeniable proof, backed by numerous scientific experiments, and MAYBE I won't think your crazy.
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Are snakes heads on a long tail or heads on a long neck?
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Is conciousness real?

How do you explain people with hydrocephaly having full conciousness even with irepperable brain damage?
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>>708494622
If the tail extends past the anus then neck.
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If you had a wank in Antarctica, would your cum be hot or cold?
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>>708494700
Consciousness is a dumb term made by french philosopers who wanted to promote duality. Duality is a garbage philosophy, not even religions follow duality anymore.
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>>708494810
T. An opinion
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>>708486234
finally... someone who isn't a complete tard
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>>708494962
Give me one good reason why duality is true. Duality is 100% fuckery and has no basis in reality.
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>>708481052
First assume that liars always lie.
If the chicken is telling the truth, then his statement is a lie, so the chicken is lying.
If the chicken is lying, there is at least one chicken that has said at least one true thing, so either this chicken has made another statement which is true, or there is at least one more chicken, which has said at least one true thing.

On the other hand, assume that liars have lied at least once.
If the chicken is telling the truth, then the chicken has made at least one more statement which is false.
If the chicken is lying, then there exists at least one chicken that has never lied, so there are at least two chickens, one of which has either never spoken or has only spoken the truth.
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>>708481543
It's green, look it up
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>>708491422
You're an idiot.
What is a tautology?
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If entropy is the order of chaos, then how is anything at all truly random, when events, by nature, are a product of perpetual sequence?
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>>708480196
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers and pecked the pickled pepper picked pepper pepper pickled pick pick peck ?
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>>708481356
Yeah, like Newton or Gauss, right?
Fuck off, retard.
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>>708495127
Give me ond good reason why its false. Burden of proof is on you friend
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>>708495368
Well.... Isn't the sequence infinite? It would be like saying pi isn't truely random.
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>>708486539
Twice the distance from its centre to its end...
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>>708484004
Found the Fedoraman!
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Davy don't hurt me no more
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If you were teleported, would the old you cease to exist and a new one be in your place? as in, you and your consciousness dies and an oblivious copy is created.
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>>708495412
>False
Try and bait harder next time. Consciousness doesn't exist because experiences don't equal evidence and it isn't a physical object. You're arguing for something that has no physical form. Christians don't even believe this shit. Souls are in the body, they are the body. Your physical representation is your identity because it is provably so. There is no ethereal thing controling your physical self, if there was you would have input from it.
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>>708485652
飲ませる
>2016 years since our Lord's incarnation
>forgetting to specify which language you're talking about
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>>708495572
See! We get this shit because of duality faggots. I hate this shit.
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>>708495710
or actually 飲ませた
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>>708495460

Infinity and entropy are independent of one another even using your logic.

Basically there's no such thing as numbers, then--they count for nothing.

What in fuck!
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>>708495572
Were you in that sci thread too? Ma negro
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Who do poo in loo?

Who do poo in loo?

Why havent we started a petition to unjust Brendans shit?

Who do poo in loo?
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>>708495818
Why are they independent? I feel like I'm outclassed here and you have a phd or something. Explain yourself, you owe me after I stroked your ego.
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>>708494057
hot as fuck
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>>708495572

No you spend a million million eternities traversing the space in different directions eventually meeting at your intended destination--all your molecules...all at once. Experiencing nothing.
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>>708490822
I didn't.
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>>708479747>>708479747
Is Judaism really a religion, or do those disgusting pricks just need a reason to feel useful in spite of venereal disease?

>being a blight on the earth is our mission
So you're Satan worshippers

>no god gave us special instructions through our foreskin antennas
Really.
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>>708491761
Nah, libated usually infers some sort of offering. Like pouring out your bottle of colt 45 for your dead homies
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>>708495572
This is why I highly doubt anyone will want to be the first volunteer when the tech makes it possible.
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>>708495942
They mean two different things. Read a book.
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>>708486478
it is legal..?
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>>708493840
Digestion does not capture 100% of the chemical energy or matter eaten. If you ate (only!) little pieces of yourself, you'd get smaller and run out of energy.

You'd still die pretty quickly.
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what did we do before ladders
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>>708496162
They do, but I also think they can apply to eachother. Why can't entropy combine with infinity? What's your reasoning?
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>>708479747
When a faggot takes a shit is that the same as wanking?
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>>708494622
Neither. Snakes have long, skinny bodies in the middle.
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>>708496293
Climbed shit like monkeys
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>>708496258
Woah, what if I ate all of the foreign bacteria in and around my body? Isn't that a large percentage of my body mass?
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What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
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>>708495671
>experiences don't equal evidence
Hahahaha. What kind of evidence do you have that doesn't come from experience?

Think hard before answering. You're going to sound like a dipshit either way.
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>>708496294
Why don't you combine Ben gay with your penis. Report back.
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>>708495460
Pi isn't random. What are you trying to say?
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>>708495942

Negro, pl0x...

Think of it this way: since I don't know how you preceive the function of infinity (a quantifiable measure or the notion of time) I'll just speak to the sequence. Energy, not calculations, must control every thing in the universe since we can't refer to a tangible measure of unpredictability.

Everything moves on purpose? Best tl;dr I got, fam.
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>>708496438
>But I saw it
>But I could feel the emotion
>Experiences
Not experiments dipshit.
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>>708496410
Weigh self. Ethylene oxide sterilize yourself. Weigh self again. Report back with results
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>>708496410
Your mass stays the same. Cus you just ate all of it retard
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>>708496620
But I would grow. I would increase in volume but stay (roughly) the same in mass?
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>>708496531
And how do you know the result of an experiment without experiencing it?
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>>708496698
Do you personally experience every result? Do you personally perform every experiment? Experience can mean a lot of things, the kind of experience you get from consciousness is not quantifiable so it's bullshit.
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>>708496693
Your net mass stays constant. Volume depends. That layer on the outside, when you ate it all, did your stomach expand to compensate. Theoretically your volume could've increased depending on how fucking filthy you are
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>>708479747
Does a set of all sets contain itself
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>>708496878
Would my stomach even handle it? I imagine it would cause intestinal difficulties.
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Should I go to church?
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>>708496980
Average stomach holds about a litre but can expand out to 3 - 4 litres (more than a gallon). If you're a fat fuck it can easily go to 6-7 litres
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>>708488891
holy shit that was amazing
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>>708480196
About 362 cubic centimetres.
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>>708497142
It's free and they give out free booze and crackers at the end
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>>708496061
That's what I thought.
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>>708497202
Would I die from some sort of gut infection though? What if I got autobrewery disease and was constantly drunk?
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>>708485652
Usually a mirror has a greenish tint due to the iron concentration
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>>708481052
This is so dumb, the answer is clearly just "maybe". Thamey could all be liers or maybe just he is is just the same as me saying that all hunens are liers.
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Can I have 5k subs on this channel?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy6SxjJyEqrYPd38bqJGoEw
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>>708497361
Nah, you'd probably be fine. Depends on overall cleanliness. Shower each day probably fine. Swim in septic tanks for fun - probably not fine
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Wasn't it spelled Bernstein?
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When I'm all alone and sneeze, who's voice is that whispering, "Bless you."?
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>>708497531
No. Your channel sucks and you suck
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>>708497614
Tell me more tell me more
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>>708497599
Nigga what?
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>>708480722
Why are we here if all we do is die?
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>>708497711
Who's voice is that telling me to eat my dog's brain and make a hat of his empty skull?
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>>708496504
What I'm saying is what if the universe is infinite?
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>>708480196
Ive never been able to figure this one out. It really made me question my religion.
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If God is all-powerful, could he make a rock so big that even HE could not lift it ???
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>>708498332
No.
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IS P = NP????
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>>708486539
One of my mensa books had a legitimate answer to this question. I can't remember the exact answer, but it involved finding a minimum and maximum length of what constitutes a piece and not something greater.
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>>708479747
If a girl has an ugly guy fetish does she really think ugly guys are ugly? And does she think handsome guys are ugly? Then wouldn't she fuck handsome guys because she thinks they're ugly?
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>>708498332
Yes but he does it by becoming the rock and god simultaneously. The real question is who would win in a fight between god and himself?
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>>708498631
protip: she would also fuck the handsome guys because it's a slut
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>>708493432
The answer to this question comes with the definition of 'know'. Knowing something isn't the same as it being a fact, just that you believe you have proof of something, though often based on something potentially fallible such as your own memory. Therefore we can often know things, it simply doesn't necessarily make them true.
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>>708486799
Scooby Doo does not run at full speed, he's really unfit and doped up on scooby snacks
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>>708493710
That's not a question, you're not deep, you're just an idiot
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>>708496953
Yes, but it overlaps itself perfectly so you can't see it
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>>708496302
No, but they often combine both activities. Some push it in and out while wanking to stimulate their prostate and get off.
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>>708494214
dude i thought it was "shto"
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>>708489658
do humans thinks birds are swimming
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>>708498631
Yes she does, she just gets off on them being ugly, for some reason.
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>>708498451
Because muh vagina
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>>708480722
I like to think technology will advance to the point where our consiousness will be reborn somehow in the future. Maybe in some kind of Destinyesque scenario.
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>>708481167
underrated
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>>708479747
Ok I've answered enough, time for my question
Assuming God exists, what exists outside of his sphere of reality? Or in laymens terms, if God exists, what created God?
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>>708499522
God did, all the way down
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>>708483471
I always thought that song was about dogs, but now I think it's about ugly women.
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>>708480829
hormones and a means of reproduction
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>>708481246
Cowardice. If they stray from the faithful path of their gods, they will be punished. They are conditioned to reject all else.
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>>708488891
Wow, this is amazing
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>>708481543
What does the inside of an empty box of mirrors look like?
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Why wont you make love to this beautiful woman anon?
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>>708500063
Its empty you fucking cuck. Its an empty box thats what it looks like.
Youre not clever nigger.
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>>708500240
Bet it looks like the gaping innards your fat nigger head left in your mum
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>>708500532
That was out of line.
Im beautiful and sexy and your words cant hurt me
Fat IS sexy!
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>>708500666
Fat wasnt the intended insult.
But I forgive you on account of devil trips
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Can you be a weeaboo if you were born in japan as an american with american genes living in america.
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>>708500850
the egg hatches the chicken and therefore the egg is obv before the chicken
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If gravity was actually real and pulling us all downwards then why dont every people in Australia fall into space?
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>>708480589

I don't know. Tell us.
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>>708481052
This fucked me up. I'm seriously having an existential crisis right now. Please send help.
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>>708501039
>chicken
Who laid it mang?
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>>708500850

That's stupid. Of course it's the chicken. God created all life on Earth. Why would there be an egg at the begining ? That makes no fucking sense you mongoloid.
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>>708501326
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>>708481052
dude it could still be No, not ALL chickens are liars, but this chicken is lying. This is so stupid
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>>708496413
Bread
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>>708494175
But there is in scent. Coincidence? I think not.
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>>708501326
God spoke to me last night in prayer and told me it was the egg you fucking moron
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What is the answer to this question?
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>>708493203
The ground
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>>708498586
How do you know someone's in MENSA?

They'll fucking tell you
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>>708493890
How do you explain delayed choice quantum eraser tho?
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>>708486248
suck it
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How do you know that when you wake up each day, that it's the same existence you went to sleep in?
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>>708498149
Not him, but it doesn't matter if the Universe itself is infinite. Matter and Energy are not. There could be tons and tons of it on a universal scale, but it's still finite. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, but it can change form. And when it changes phases it gains or loses energy, heat. But even if it gains some, some energy will be lost and Entropy increases. This is the basis of Heat Death. In that eventually all available energy will get 'used up' and functions will come to a halt. I.E. stars would go out and new ones would not be made.
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>>708479747
Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?
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>>708484004
>>708484004
Fuckin lost
Why the hell am I laughing so hard at rhis
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>>708502949
>Early Universe exists as singularity of all matter and energy
>Big bang
>No outside force acting upon the bag itself
>All energy and matter swirl to form the cosmos
>eventually all matter and energy condense back into primordial mass
>big bang happens again
>since no outside forces acting upon the bang it explodes into the exact same shapes as before
>the energy/mass singularity reforms the cosmos in the exact same way it has before
>you have read this thread an infinite number of times
>you will read this thread an infinite number more
>its all BANG and CRUNCH my nigga
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>>708503169
I mean sure, the bang and crunch are a couple theories. That doesn't invalidate Heat Death. It's just as likely to happen as the others. I'd argue it's more likely to happen, but who knows. None of us will be alive long enough to confirm any of it. It's just fun to think about.
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>>708503359
Heat death still happens only gravity pulls all that shit back together once its energy is even. Then we get a second identical bang and the whole mess begins again
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Why does nObody CHECK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS?
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>>708502340
Jelly side down if Satan is around.
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what happens if an unstoppable object collides with an unmovable object?
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>>708504029
Because gets are fucking stupid and part of the cancer killing 4chan
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>>708504237
WrestleMania III dumbass
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>>708479747
Who are you if not the idea of yourself?
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>>708504237

They exchange properties.
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>>708504237
They phase through each other, because they're both technically unstoppable objects.
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>>708503169

Nope, it is a FRACTAL feedback, rather than a static feedback.
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>>708503602
Oh, right right. I can dig it. I wonder if we can get to the point where we can live outside of that kind of cycle. Or if a past version already has?
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What do humans smell like?
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>>708504624
That doesn't explain why the bang/crunch model is wrong.
>>708504660
Quantum physics is scary enough that some one may be able to break the loop
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Primal Chaos = A negentropic void
Everything else = Entropic matter.

but what ignited it?
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>>708504767

I didn't say THAT was wrong, I was stating that it does not repeat it's self exactly the same.

The void remains the same, the things within it are ever-changing.
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