Hi b. Ive never done this before but I'm sitting in a hotel because I lost my apartment temporarily due to a fire. Im really hungry and will post some tits and other pics upon request with timestamp included.
Can someone please get me a domino's e gift card so I can eat something tonight. Please.
>>708468206
you got it all wrong op, tits go on the outside of the brah
Potential.
>>708468340
>>708468206
but good start op would love to see more
>>708468206
You lost you apartment, not your bank.
This is op. I'm making an extra email right now and they sell domino's e gift cards on Amazon that deliver by email
Youre fat, starving a little wont hurt u
>>708468206
you got it backards tits come before pizza
>>708468478
This. Also if you truly need food you should be asking for like walmart or grocery store cards so you can eat for more than one meal. You are obviously dimwitted and a bit pudgy so you're going to have to really demean yourself if you want anything from us tonight.
>>708468206
If you know where the sharpie goes, I see some shitty pizza coming into your shitty life.
>>708468801
in the pooper she goes
>>708468801
I know where it goes. The pooper
>>708468206
You are an ewhore.
You are a fucking ewhore (who is male) looking to "make bank" off of horny 4chan virgins.
There's rules you know.
>>708468801
Ah yes the good ole poopie sharpie yes.
>>708468340
he speaks the truth
What's your local Walmart? If you play nice I'm sure we can call you in a couple gift cards to pick up.
>>708468478
He also speaks the truth
How do I know im not fapping to some ugly fat whore? If you're pretty and willing to fap for me on cam, ill get that dominos card. You wont get shit here, from these 12 year olds.
Well I made the email. I don't have a sharpie but I can use a dry erase marker.
The email is BrittAnney502 its an outlook email.
>>708468561
so much truth on this thread
>>708469323
>Sharpie in pooper
>Not shoe on head
>>708469291
watch out the Neat almost has you in his mitts
>>708469291
Anon, OP is not the person in the picture. OP is looking to scam you virgins
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ewhore
Less talking, more photos. NOW.
>>708469323
Show me where it goes and I'll buy your white trash ass some white trash pizza.
>>708469291
I can do that. I really am just hungry. I posted the email
>>708469478
I'm not scamming. I put a timestamp...
>>708468206
Alright, but first let them puppies out and squeeze them together.
that "time stamp" is literally you editing it in paint lol. It's so obvious that the picture isn't really faggot OP
>>708469663
that doesnt mean shit friend
>>708468206
Did you used to do this in your shitty "cosplay" page on Facebook? Trading nude photosets for dominions cards to feed your fatass?
>>708469323
you know, I'm getting a little tired of the sharpie. If I'm about to spend my money, I want to see something with a bit more girth. Make the girl work for it at least.
Show feet OP
Write "Daddy's little girl"on paper and show tits
>>708469569
I'll show what you want but I don't want to post my previously unposted goods for nothing. I provided proof
Show us your cunt anon
Why is op such a faggot. tits come before pizza you whore. many women post less for nothing. ill go watch porn before i buy your fat land whale ass a pizza just to see your disgusting stretched out tits
whale
>>708469964
Ok then you don't eat. Probably a good thing since you look like a fat whore.
>>708468206
you started a fire in your apartment? how?
Well I've made the email and I'm refreshing it and don't see anything from anybody. I posted a timestamp. It is clearly nothing but 12 year olds on here anymore
I don't think OP and the pic are the same person
I'm not paying for your pizza just to see a gross pair of tiddies. Let's see them first. If they're decent, then we'll talk.
>>708468206
Your 30 mins is about up. No free pizza for your ass. Moving on...
I'll Snapcash you, kay_karke
Show us them titties.
Alright boys, OP's a fag. Abandon thread!
>>708470405
Ha, what the fuck makes you think your tits are worth a $10 pizza? Smoking crack and burned your shit down. Suck a dick in a parking lot and get your own damn cash.
>>708470402
I didn't start it but there is damage to the floor from the downstairs neighbor starting a fire on her stove and I can't move in until it's fixed
>>708468206
Fucking hooker, shame on you
>>708470405
>anymore
implying youve been on /b/ before. if you had been on the past /b/ and pulled this shit things probly would have gone even worse for you. the rule is tits, timestamp, state your business. not clothed tits with shitty timestamp and demand fuck off op.
>Abandon thread
Well are you going to show tits?
>>708470626
Rekt
>>708470405
No one is going to give you anything unless you post your fucking tits, that's how it works. And even then they may not give you anything at all, if you want money guaranteed, get a job you fat piece of shit.
>>708470402
She wore corduroy pants and the papa john's guy knocked on the door.
>>708470598
that sucks. do you have skype or something? that's easier.
>>708470712
If anybody is going to help me out yeah. But apparently the thread is over so I give up
>>708470837
I can help out, just post them first.
>>708468724
sorry OP but this. maybe 10 years ago
>>708469663
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+fake+a+timestamp
>>708470405
>>708470626
amen! Its not that fucking hard. As if we're making up the rules as we go. These are set in stone, carved by the /b/ gods and them the facts. Tits, yo business and timestamp. chances are you'll find a poor soul to bail you out. You fucking with the rules, you fucking with the culture!
What a lazy fat worthless whore. Even her apartment tried to kill itself to get away from her...
>>708470819
All I have is my shitty Android. Can you email me? It's britanney502 and it's an outlook email
>>708470837
hopefully you mean on life. because you cant even follow the simple rules.
>>708470837
You have to post them first...
OP is a entitled land whale >abandon thread
>>708470837
you're probably gonna have to post enough to make someone give a fuck
>>708470837
We will, but you have to post tits first. Those are the rules. Just do it.
>>708470819
don't tell me you a little bitch gonna help this thing out? You fucking up the rules too. Goddamn!
>>708470837
Well...you have to post the tits first for the pizza.
>>708470930
>>708468206
yep. this could have happened for you by now. it's happened before and will happen again.
>>708470885
I posted proof and I can't just post them because if you are lying then nobody else will help me if I've already posted them
What do you thing gang? Shitpost it to 404 or let it die?
>>708470998
Honestly how desperate can you be to look for female attention for money, and not even the "here, I'll give you tokens to shove a can of soda in your ass" type of attention.
Did you guys know that there are camshows where you can pay and get the stuff you want instantly? This whore is not even worth the bandwidth she's using ATM.
this op is actually retarded. did your caretaker give up on you and leave you sitting in the middle of the room with a box of matches in the hope you would burn some of the lard off of your body?
>>708471202
i'm not. i lost the password to my anon email and don't want to make a new one and she won't do skype.
>>708471244
Do you have a kik?
>>708471321
It's about ritual and tradition.
>>708470626
kek, get rekt bitch
>>708471311
I don't know. OP just went full retarded on us.
>>708471244
I say this is now a tits thread.
>>708471244
its been done a million times before op. fuck off you are actually wasting our time.
>>708471244
Foolish OP. I'll walk you through this. You show us tits, we deliver. If we don't deliver, we don't get what we REALLY want (pictures of your asshole, pussy, feet, what have you). So, there you have it. Let's see some tits.
>>708471321
Yeah but these tits, this ass, and this pussy have only ever been seen by one guy and they are worth it.
>>708471461
we demand sacrifice
OP have fear..
>>708471244
That's not proof though. Could be photoshopped. Looks the rules here are tits or GTFO. Are you going to post tits? That's the only way. Someone will help you.
I'm not OP but I'll show dick for a steam code, just try me.
>>708471461
Yeah, and both say the wise saying "I ain't doin' shit until you whip out a tit"
Let me pee in your butt and I'll buy you a mcdouble you piece of shit
>>708471481
I'm ok with that.
>>708471538
>Worth it
I could find women on the Internet who fulfill my very dreams for FREE. Unless you've got a platinum pussy with a diamond encrusted sharpie in it, I call bullshit.
OP I'll buy you 2 large pizzas. But first you need to suck on dem titties.
>>708471638
>>708468206
You see OP, you see what happens when you fuck a bunch of strangers in the ass?! People start wanting to send dick picks. Fuck...
>>708471700
fucking kek. there you go op
>>708471538
No they're not or he'd have bought you a fucking pizza by now.
>>708471538
Then let's see.
>>708471538
That's up to us to decide, not you.
>>708471538
you should just go try on reddit. you dont seem to understand that it's a gamble regardless. the nudes have to be good enough and theres only one way to find out. plenty before you have milked /b/
There's no point in arguing. Do what you guys want with the thread at least I tried. It was worth a try to see if someone would help
>>708471538
dont flatter yourself land whale if they were worth it you would be so fucking worried about posting them , because you would definetly get what you want if they were.
>>708471777
I don't know. I think if anything the value should be going down. Spread asshole pic for a medium one topping pizza. Sounds fair to me
>>708471901
Get a kik.
Looks like you aren't getting pizza from here, hang out in the parking lot of the hotel and offer 5$ handjobs
>>708471901
Scam artist btfo
>>708471901
You didn't try, that's the point. You are a faggot.
>>708471901
people WOULD. it's not that hard. you just don't understand this is how it goes here
Landwhale did not deliver. Avast maties, and abandon ship.
>>708471901
dumb ass bitch
yeah its a guy, wont reply to my emails cause im asking for skype, they wanna scam someone.
And for all the fucking morons being retard, dont tell me what to do with my money, ive done this before and had 10/10s fap for a few dollars, dont be a little bitch about it.
>>708471244
I sent you a $10 gift card OP. Check your inbox
>>708471970
hardly. unless it's golden
OP, here's how it works. You post tits as requested, with the same timestamp on your chest, so we know you're real. Then one of these faggots buys you a pizza, and then you fulfill all the rest of the requests (sharpie/marker in pooper, spread pussy, ass, feet, shoe on head). But you gotta give some of it up first, and prove you're not some neckbeard just altering timestamps from previous threads.
>>708472147
No, this better be a fucking trick.
>>708472147
I swear, if you did... you are the biggest tranny fuck face on this board.
>>708471901
It's very simple. You post your tits, with a time stamp. Entertain the a kms here who roll dubs and trips. And someone will buy a pizza for you. Not that hard cunt.
>>708472147
god dammit anon. this bitch deserves to starve
>>708471901
The thing is that people would actually help you, but you didn't try. You didn't post tits.
Sorry guys. I just wanted to eat but neither of us are going to budge. I don't want it bad enough to risk getting ripped off.
>>708472147
>>708472385
You are trying to rip some sad anon off. Don't play this the other way.
>>708472147
this is why /b/ is a joke these days. god damn it
>>708472385
You deliver, we deliver.
>>708472385
And you CAN eat, if you just do what we say and post tits. Then you get food, and show us everything else. It's that simple but you're too fucking stupid to comprehend it.
Or you're a dude. Which is my bet.
>>708472487
fucking kek
>>708472147
I don't see it. Britanney502 and it's outlook
>>708472147
go fuck yourself anon
>>708472385
>getting ripped off.
Showing your tits for even a chance at a free pizza? How the fuck is that getting ripped off? What if you have some horrible pancake titties, then you'd be ripping us off.
We get it. You're a dude. No pizza for you.
>>708472147
You better hope we get some cracking tits you little nutsack.
>>708472385
Why dont you go eat something out of the fucking garbage then its obvius you dont think your tits are even worth 10 dollars because you are afraid /b/ wont deliver.
>>708472527
Settle down asshole. He didn't send anything
>>708468206
You're lying and here's why
I was actually in a fire before. Apartment fire to be specific. The American Red Cross (in the states) would have given you some money on a gift card to get some food, clothes, etc as well as set you up in temporary shelter.
Now get the fuck out of my face before I firebomb your hotel room.
>>708468478
Mah nigga
>>708472604
>britanney
>on /b/ trying to scam domino's pizza
is your mom your dad's sister?
>>708472385
you arent even gonna show your face so what difference does it make?
If this was the old b some black hat would've just carded this already
>>708472147
>>708472385
You probably would have been eating pizza by now, if you had shown tits.
Get a boyfriend to support you
>>708472385
reddit will help you faggot if you were truly hungry you'd be there already
>>708470806
topfuckingkek
you niggas are gonna make me late for my meeting tomorrow
>>708472604
Keep checking, it says it sent
>>708472870
Actually I didn't get any of that. I don't have renters insurance or anything like that
>>708472147
I will find you and kill you if you did
Am i the only one who smells bait? no op is this fucking stupid.
>>708473076
Neither did we, cunt.
Show me a fire marshals report or some crime scene photos or you can frig right the fuck off.
>>708473058
I'm refreshing and nothing. Not in my junk either. Please don't fuck around
>>708472385
So you want people to spend their own money for your food, before you show your tits (with no guarantee you'll do it). You do understand, unlike them, you wouldn't be losing anything by making the first clear offer, right? It's not like you'd lose your tits. Anon will lose his money if he goes first and you don't deliver.
How about you imagine you're not a female for a moment, maybe then you can put yourself in someone else's shoes instead of demanding trust from someone who has even more to lose and less room to be trustworthy
>>708473076
how can a woman be broke? You have at least 3 honey holes! You need to apply yo' self and pace yo feet on the concrete and get that money
>>708473146
I can only hope it's a $10 gift card to someplace that doesn't sell food and has no locations in her area. I sent a fat bitch a tractor supply one a few threads ago, she was not amused...
>>708473076
wow you really are stupid red cross is a fucking charity
>>708473238
No I'm not bait. I just need food
>>708468206
How about this; what city are you in, OP? IF we are in the same city, I'll buy you dinner.
>>708473432
Semen has calories, go wild
>>708472570
Agree to post a picture of your tiny trap cock on top of a slice of pizza, and maybe someone will send an e-card
>>708473379
>here you go, slut. It's from John Deere.
>>708473321
It must still be processing, keep hitting refresh
>>708473432
That's not me. I didn't post that. But it is true
>>708473432
Then prove it by showing tits...that's the whole point. Tits or GTFO.
>>708473580
Charge it back right now.
would like to point out how she said shes never done anything like this before then said how everyone on /b/ must be 12 now. op, i clap my hands to your stupidity. also if you can afford a hotel room at the least 40-50 dollars a night if you stay in a hsit hole, how can you not afford a fuckin 5 dollar pizza from little Cesars.
>>708468206
i feel bad for you OP.
pretty girls dont have to beg for shit. matter of fact, they always have some stupid fag or faggots in line waiting to throw gifts at them.
welcome to being like a man.
>>708473580
>>708473432
>>708473580
>>708473432
then hit up a bait shop porky
>>708468206
Your apartment is lost. Not your bank account. #getasavingsaccount #kidsthesedays
>>708473657
Kek
>>708473598
GO TO REDDIT THERE ARE ACTUAL WHITE KNIGHTS THERE
>>708472385
I'll buy you as much pizza as you can eat, but you have to post a timestamped photo of you by your burnt out apartment. Then deliver all your lady bits after you get the gift card.
That way, no risk of exposing your tits before we confirm you're not a faggot.
>>708473432
Show us tits and you'll get your food.
>>708473432
Show da pussy.
Although would hurt ifyou lost weight.
>>708473657
shit it's just being ugly when i'm running low on money i'll match ugly girls on tinder and get them to buy me dinner
>>708473647
Kek
How the fuck is the thread this long and no tits?
>>708473832
Someone order this bitch a salad instead of pizza
>>708473638
Here's how it works from an arson survivor myself
1. The Red Cross meets with you at a safe location and sets you up with a hotel room for several days.
2. They also give you some money depending on severe the fire was and how many people were in the home/apartment
3. There is record of every fire. OP posted no proof of the fire even though she's got an Android.
4. It likely didn't even happen or else she could go right down to the hotel lobby and get something to eat.
>>708473076
Isn't renters insurance required in most states as a matter of law? Like, the apt will kick you out for not having it.
>>708473890
because op is retarded and /b/ is in fury
>>708468206
OP, please post ONE MORE time stamped photo of ANYTHING with your body in it(non nude), and i'll send a gift card. then you post nude
>>708473833
>There's always money in the banana stand.
I used to cruise free drinks at the gay bars when I was broke.
>>708473722
OP here. The bank burned down too :(
im so hungry. pizza foar titz?
Just let a dog lick your asshole. You'll feel better about your current situation.
>>708473910
Not in Kentucky where I live
>>708473910
Nah. My mom had a fire and she was going to purchase some but the fire marshal told her if she did, she probably would have been arrested since the fire happened soon after she would have gotten it. Most apartment complexes don't check that shit.
>>708474056
ok ok, wait a minute! Answer me this. UK or UL and why? Tug on my heart strings.
I guess when your apartment burns down first thing that comes to mind is begging for pizza
This thread has made me laugh more than any other thread for a long time. thank you anons, but fuck you op you are cancer.
My cat burned to death, so I just let my dog lick my asshole. Felt better about everything after that.
>>708468206
I could litterally send you a fucking money order for 2 grand.
Right the fuck now.
But instead i will mirror your attitude and be a raging cunt.
Change my attitude.
>>708474177
lmao. exactly. you know how many eggs you can get for 10 dollars
>>708474200
sounds reasonable to me
>>708474200
lol
Well domino's closes in twenty minutes so I guess this is over with unless it's resolved right now
>>708474223
I'm a middle aged married dude that's a bit soggy around the mid section. What you want me to do for that 2 grand?
>>708472147
>>708474181
You are welcome, fellow /b/tard. It was a pleasure poking jest at our porky little OP.
>>708474284
Pitbull tongues are the best. They really get in there. Just don't ever run out of peanut butter.
>>708474303
have fun with your self inflicted diet op.
>>708473722
You fucking old fucking niggers putting your fucking money in fucking savings accounts is what prompted bankers to push for open borders. (((They))) literally brought it millions of illiterate, disease-ridden, poor, and useless 3rd world trash into all the nice places in the world just so they had a reason to take your fucking money from you and give it to the "needy poor", simply so you couldn't #getasavingsaccount you retarded fucking nigger. The next time a Mexican accidently dials your phone number and starts speaking Mexican remember it was you and your fucking savings account that brought him here.
>>708474303
bitch your starving tonight, deal with it.
>>708474177
She'd be still in fucking shock if this were true. It's all one big ruse.
>>708474303
is this real life
>>708474352
Hahahaaha idk dude post some pics of the wife, timestamp ofc
If the wife aint good enough find the your daughter
>>708474303
Denny's is open, slut.
>>708474056
What part of eastern Kentucky do you live?
>>708468206
maybe you shouldn't eat for a while instead
>>708474459
Wat?
Dogs were put on this planet to lick human asshole. It's science.
>>708474303
You could have eaten something if you would have shown tits.
how do you feel that you could have simply followed the rules like thousands before you. gotten your pizza, posted a couple pics and had a nice night. but instead, you decided to b a fucking tard and now you will not eat tonight.
>>708474459
Underage b8 who doesnt understand how banks work
would you buy op a pizza in exchange for some suk?
>>708474503
Eh, the divorce would cost me too much. But damn is this pizza tasty...
>>708474056
>>708474557
Better hurry, UK or UL? Why? Answer correct and I'll send you something. Bitch, this ain't no game!
>>708474662
She took my advice and got her asshole licked by a dog. She didn't need your whorish pizza money.
>>708474303
Enjoy sleeping on an empty stomach cunt
>>708474653
It's ok. I would feel guilty if I did anyway. This is better in the long run I guess
just ordered dominos! thin crust with ronis n u kno i got that extra sauce boy
>>708474734
>divorce
You cant take pictures of your own god damn wife?
How cucked has she made you?
>>708474756
UK because I like the uniforms better for the football and basketball teams
>>708474796
wow. silent clap to you op.
>i would feel bad whoring myself out for pizza>>708468206
>whelp why not i am fat after all my tits autta be worth atleast a pizza amirite.
>>708468206
OP you want pizza ya dont need it
>walk your ass to grocery store
>Shop for fruit, snacks, and whatever
>run out
Also keep those tits inside, dont wanna see asymmetrical milk bags anyway
>>708474892
Right? He probably doesn't even get his asshole licked by his dog.
>>708474796
Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.
There are 52 posters in this thread.
you could have been eating OP. instead you are a coward
>>708474907
tell me what town you're from. If it's close to my hometown and I'll hook you up
>>708474791
That stomach sleeps two at least. If it was full there'd be room for the whole family
>>708475027
Etown
>>708474994
ha, interesting. I never knew what the 3rd number was. What's the 4th? 2 now
>>708474796
thread is over post pizzas
Some idiot actually bought me pizza! Lolz
>>708475065
really? meet me at the mcdonalds in 15 minutes and i'll buy you dinner i'll be in a white ford expedition
>>708474956
pic related
>>708475065
Ok, confirmed this person is from Kentucky. You answered incorrectly though. Should have said Frankfort.
>>708475176
Prove it, firebug.
>>708474892
I can take all I want, it's the whole posting them on 4chan game that is off limits. Landed me in the doghouse a couple times over the years...
No one thinks her titties are worth $10 hahahaha
>>708475187
DO IT OP
>>708475160
i ordered me some dominos 30 minutes or so before i seen this thread. OP missed out. i could have called and ordered you a few pizzas to, but i have to watch pornhub now instead. and you have to lose weight now.
>>708475187
kek
>>708475187
DO IT, POST PICS.
>>708474056
>>708474123
Weird. California makes a huge deal about it. You can't move in without it, and I've heard the same from other people in other states.
I'm in Japan right now, and renters insurance is required here, too.
>>708475456
would op show a nipple for a calzone? kek
>>708475555
Witnessed.
You don't need renter's insurance in Ohio either.
>>708475634
>>708475668
An areola for some alfredo?
>>708475680
i can confirm that, fellow buckeye
>>708475785
Vulva for vermicelli?
Labia for lasagna?
Bread stick in the ass?
>>708475785
penis for pepperoncini?
>>708475812
Oof, why do we still live here?
>constantly tits on /b/.
>wont show for pizza.
>only showed one...(Wat?).
>implying they're the Best tits.
GG.
>>708475238
So you already posted her?
Nigga try to hide the face
>>708475938
sadly, i moved to florida for 4 years when i was 18, and for some fucking reason, i came back. southern ohio here, near chillicothe
>>708475189
Kek
>>708475938
>>708476195
percocets everywhere
better tits here
>>708472865
>>708476068
Yeah, now ya tell me. She gets reposted still every once in awhile including some webm and gifs of the both of us. No one that I know of has ever recognized her but she regretted it and acted like it was my fault because she was drunk.
>>708476463
Repost friend
>>708476463
A moment, anon. Is your wife a ginger with glasses, smallish tits but a nice shapely ass and perfect nipples? If so, I've got a few pics. I just remember a guy sharing his wife and then she got pissed about it. >>708476463
>Posts one picture, and claims she will post more in future
>never posts another picture of anything
>long, drawn out thread of desperate nerds continue to necromance thread to life in tiny hope of seeing sad tits that will never come
Good job /b/. You never let me down.
>>708476558
Nope, not me. I'll just say she has a butterfly tattoo, I have a goatee and the gif is a bj and facial. Find them yourself.
JUST LOOK AT HER RACK, HER CLEAVAGE IS SOOOOOO LONG, SHE CLEARLY HAS SAD SAGGY TITTIES. GET OUT OF HERE WITH THOSE LONG ASS TITTIES OP
>>708476666
Quads may confirm
Post her, friend?
>>708476774
>butterfly tattoo
Thats pretty common
Too common
>Find them yourself
Thats just rude to say to a horney youngster
>>708476666
Nope, brunette. Very leggy, small tits, butterfly tattoo on her wrist.
>>708476799
You got it. 2 more incoming.
>>708476799
>>708477006
EURGH! gtfo
>>708477006
Decent ass
Does she have the butterfly tattoo?
>>708477097
Not that I know of, looks like a tribal tramp stamp to be honest.
>>708477069
To each their own, my man. To each their own.
>>708477006
I see a geoduck tramp stamp. Bitches love pokemon
>>708468206
My ex lives in Kentucky.
Heh heh feels good to keep the kid and get child support
This thread was a disappointment. OP is the most boring bitch I've ever seen.
>>708478010
/thread
