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Seems legit.
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this works as well
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>>708467045
dank memes are dank
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>>708468588
Carbon Monoxide
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>>708467704
city employee checking in, those cross walk buttons arent hooked to anything, pressing them does nothing.
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>>708469945
Wrong nigger
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>>708467045
going to try this.
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>>708470202
It's like a placebo button for to give people something to do.
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does this work?
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>>708470736
in america maybe but here in australia you will be waiting for ages if you don't press that button
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>>708470867
No. When water freezes and turns into ice, the molecules move away from eachother, getting less dense (unlike you) and taking up more space. When it thaws, the ice goes back to it's original denseness, takes up less space, and turns into water.
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>>708470867
No, the reason why it would be more full when frozen is because water expands when it's frozen. It would simy contract into the original size after thawing.
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>>708471506
>>708471557
nice bait
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>>708471506
you must be new to troll physics
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>>708471806
No, I'm not.
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>>708471990
holy shit
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>>708471990
10/10
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This thread is fuckin epic lol, really taking me back to middle school euphoria. can we get some me gusta memes up in here?
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>>708472444
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>708472444
Checked
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>>708472444
Careful. We might turn into 9gag
Also checked
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>>708472705
Dude you just copied that off google or some shit
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>>708472788
Checked
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>>708467045
There-s one huge problem with this:
Atomic weight of Mercury is about 200u, atmic weight of gold is about 197u. You'd have something like... 985 grams of gold, not 1kg.
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>>708472853
yeah ok faggot
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>>708472883
actually chuckled a bit
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>>708473181
HOLY FUCK ANON WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT HERE
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>>708473181
dude chill with that shit
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>>708469945
I don't believe you. I've done testing on some in my old city and there was a measurable decrease in waiting time if I pressed the button -- some of the crosswalk lights didn't even turn white on their own unless the button was pressed.
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>>708472994
What's wrong with this one?
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>>708471990
>put fire in freezer
Kek
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>>708473181
MODSSSSSSS
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>>708473391
>im 12 and i dont know how banks and loans werk
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>>708472853
>what is copypasta
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>>708472905
not too far from the truth
the US will buy back ruined bills
all they require is 3 of the corners
so if you have 3 bills of the same denomination you can exchange them for 4 bills of the same denomination
this exchange can be done at any bank

one caveat
it is illegal to deliberately deface money to the point that it is unfit for circulation
so it is best to do this 1 bill per bank to avoid suspicion
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>>708470736
If that were true, then why not just attach groin-level dildos to all the traffic pylons? It would be cheaper.
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>>708473670
FLINTSTONES KEK
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>>708472905
>>708472994
>How banks work.
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>>708473181
wait what is it?
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>>708467045
Dude, you did it, you found the secret to alchemy.
Trollmetal Alchemist.
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>>708473908
its a kekkle
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>>708473908
sick fuck is using his 4chan pass to keep ppl from calling the mods on his cp post
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>>708473889
This is 100% impossible
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>>708473889
This looks fake as shit.
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>>708473519
It would work, it'd just take 10 years for you to see the mirror to begin with, and another 10 years for the mirror to reflect anything back. And you wouldn't really be able to see much very well.
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>>708473244
if only male humans already had a tube like thing attached to their system... if only...
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>>708473391
Because credit would tell the second bank that the first one has an unpaid loan due/overdue. And because that would imply there are an infinite number of banks, assuming they're all retarded and don't check credit.
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>>708473519
That's very rude to say.
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>>708474036
lol pedofag
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>>708473997
Lead isn't metal dumbass
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>>708467045
New meme??
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>>708474120
>Took the b8 hook, line and sinker
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>>708473786
clever!
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>>708474250
ya totally super new /b/ro this shit is GROUNDBREAKING
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>>708473889
Almost fooled me, but I call bullshit.
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>>708473181
Nice finger box. Oops, sorry.
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>>708467045
b-b-ut you can do this in a breeder reactor...it just isn't financially feasible
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>>708474267
It's not the voltage, it's the amps
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>708474267
>Almost, you can use 8D batteries to jump a barely dead car.
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>>708473519
This actually works.
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>>708474006
This wouldn't work in my house. Water slowly gets cold over prolonged periods of time when on, but I get what this is trying to convey
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>>708467045
I like where you're going with this good sir.
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>>708473889
You cheeky cunt.
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>>708474395
dude you fucking ruined it whatever we can let newfags see
I just got it a couple weeks ago
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>>708474445
This one have sense
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>>708473579
I thought banks needed over 51% of the bill to recover it, not the corners.
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fuck man i miss 2007 4chan
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>>708473244
I wish I could do this with V8. I gulp that stuff down until I explode.
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>>708474657
i bet u miss dick in ur mouth
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>>708474453
Then buy extra amps at store
Profit
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>>708474606
What??????
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>>708474803
ugh.
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>>708474245
>lead isn't metal
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>>708474803
lol this faggot doesnt have one.

That one is old af though, ive had this one for a year and its much newer
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>>708473181
Holy shit, anon, good luck with that ban.
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>>708474669
With large amounts this could work. Granted, there is nowhere near enough gold in the world to get anything from it, really
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>>708473181
>>708474606
Does this mean 4chan gold is legit? How do I pay?
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>>708474741
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>>708474445
The only problem with this is the drag from the seal at the bottom of the tank and the generator magnets. That's why perpetual energy isn't a thing.
Good concept though.
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>>708474606
Dude, NICE! I saw one at my local pawn shop the other day, but the faggot who owns the place was charging to much for it.
>tfw when you're too much of a poorfag to afford a decent finger box collection
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>>708475087
Put your credit card info in thread,itll auto censor it


xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
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>>708474883
Too much water.
The weight would overcome the strength of the vacuum
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>>708473181
HOLY SHIT STOP WITH THIS SICK SHIT GOD DAMN!
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>>708474778
This isn't troll physics, it totally works.
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>>708475087
Are you serious dude.... come on.
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>>708474453
I actually had to explain this to an apprentice mechanic in a course I was teaching (motor mechanic here). He eventually said I didn't know what I was talking about because I wasn't an auto electrician but just a motor mechanic.
Fuck you, pleb...
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>>708473670
Relativisitic velocities are not additive
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>>708474977
I preordered mine and it still hasn't shipped. Did you get yours during the private beta?
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>>708474529
True, if the starter on the car battery will ALMOST get it going, the boost from 8 D cells will do the trick.
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>>708474445
I'm stupid. Explain why this wouldn't work.
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>>708474778
Stop posting real shit.
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>>708475474
WTF YOU SAID IT WOULD CENSOR!
HOW DO I DELETE THIS???
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>>708475250
Is that like a fleshlite?
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>>708475474
>4chan gold
>5121-8884-4757
>Security code 952
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>>708474453
Not just the amps, but the capacity and the fact that it can recharge.
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>>708475599
>check the box in the post
>go to bottom of page
>select delete
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>>708473181
kek hard
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>>708475655
How do I delete posts on mobile? Please just fucking help
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>>708474267
Would technically probably work to START a car anyway, wouldnt have enough charge for anything else though. Besides, you would have to wire them in series to get 12v and it would overload and explode the last couple of batteries.
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>>708475474
>12 digits

.....>12 digits
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>>708475792
NEWFAG CANT GREENTEXT HAAHAHAAHHA

THIS THREAD, MY SIDES MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>708475504
It takes more energy for the ball to enter the bottom of the water tank than the energy generated by one ball's cycle.
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>>708475504
first of all what kind of fucking seal is going to stop the water from flowing between the spaces in the balloons

second, the balloons on the left side are weighing down the balloons on the right side

so the buoyancy isn't going to be strong enough to lift the few balloons in the water up
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OC
I know i suck at drawing
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>>708475757
Thank you
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>>708475474
>4chan gold
>5121-8884-4757
>Security code 952

Wells Fargo Mastercard missing 4 digits. Could have at least bullshitted 4 more digits, faggot.
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>>708475599
We can't see it, it shows up for you because you're the one who posted it.
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>>708467045
This is funny because it is almost true, Mercury needs to add a neutron, not lose a proton to turn into gold. And yes, you can do it.

only way to do this nowadays is in a nuclear powerplant.
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>>708474245
>Lead isn't metal dumbass
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>>708475917
What was on that hook anon?
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>>708475611
No it's a finger box.
>pic related, my father's collection of finger boxes
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>>708475611
It is if you use your imagination.
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>>708468588
This one is almost true too. You can turn CO2 into ethanol, very simply and cost effectively.

Expect this to happen at factories soon, still a ways off for cars
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MODS PLS DELETE THREAD
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>>708474445

Don't watermills work on a similar principle?
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>>708475393
Try teaching logic gates to a bimbo who refuses to believe electrical current isn't measured in ohms
I hate my fucking job
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>>708475991
Prove me wrong with your fictional science degree
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>>708473997

Why not make it out of diamond?? it's the hardest metal on earth
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>>708474977
Synthetic<natural you autist
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>>708476061
Only 12 digits was on the hook.
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>>708474245
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>>708475893
holy shit... THIS WORKS
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>>708476157
um... no
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>>708473181

the saddest thing is this used to be a joke

we now have passes and a VIP board
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>>708476222
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>>708476262
if not the hardest metal made by man
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>>708475899
Apparently they still do cost more to make than they're worth. The Zinc industry has always lobbied to keep making them.
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>>708475899
you can still do this, only pennies that are more than 30 years old will work though
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>>708476157
sort of
it swaps the balls for paddles
the paddles and water are swapped in the motion generation
and it relies on the water cycle to replace the upstream water
but other than changing almost everything about it, yes they are the same thing
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>>708476222
kek, Plumbum is a metal
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>>708476299
FedEx would charge a $40 "size and handling fee" anyway, those fucking buggers
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>>708473519
Guys, once this temporal communication link is established... you can send lottery numbers back to yourself in the past using the mirror. PROBLEM POWERBALL?
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>>708476420
if it's soft it can't be a metal, metal is hard
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>>708472705
"Gorilla warfare" learn how to spell, faggot.
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>>708476584
it's what a plumbus is made of
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>>708476159
To be fair, Boolean algebra doesn't follow common norms. But the feels are reals.
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>>708476692
Isn't plumbus a fruit?
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>>708476222

Read it and weep, bitch.
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>>708473519
can someone actually explain the science of this
first one ITT to stump me
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>>708476626
Good point. Since you see your young self in the mirror, he can see you, so when you're a baby, look in the mirror and see the Powerball numbers, buy tickets later.
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>>708476630
So, is mercury no longer a metal? What about aluminum? Copper is pretty malleable, as well. I guess there are fewer metals than we thought..
Fuck, gold must not be metal, either. It's even labeled as a precious metal, but it's not very "hard"
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>>708476714
She never got it, either
Dropped out of my class into greenhouse
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>>708476789
You got me faggit, good 2
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>>708476821
It's real, there's nothing to explain.
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this thread is beyond retarded
not only are things presented of cancerous nature and nothing more, people need to learn to draw a goddamned stickman and stop raping the trollface meme to then use it for their cancerous brain

whores
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>>708476992
>Triggered
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>>708473889
Dude, the balloon need to be filled with propane first. Nice try tho.
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>>708473181
You laughing? Wait till you're requested a 4chan pass.
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>>708476850
It's still hard dumbass. If you smashed copper against led, led would break. It's not a real medal, it's softer then the others. It might be considered a "medal" by some only because it's the hardest naturally occurring substance.
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>>708476992
you know damned well I am making a valid point
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Fuckin' magnets, this is how they work.
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>>708476067
what do you do with these
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>>708472883
A kid did this at my school. Except the box was a plastic bag, the light was an explosive, and the friend was a teacher. The teacher nearly died and the student is in jail.
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>>708476925
u right, my bad
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>>708477163
By that logic, why isn't diamond a metal? Diamond is hard. Seeing as there's such a vague sense of hardness in your mind, I guess my dick is a metal sometimes.
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this thread
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>>708473181
Jesus dude, seriously....
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>>708477163
I want to say something but I'm not even sure I have the will to live after reading this, much less write a rebuttal
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>>708473181
what the fuck is it.. is it one of those fingerboxes
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>>708477334
That's your argument? Diamond is harder but not naturally occurring. Fucking plebs
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>>708477406
Would work if you can accelerate the chair to hundreds of miles per hour right before you hit the ground.
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>>708473786
WTF?? I don't get it
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>>708477163
keked so hard this bait is GR8
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>>708477334
>diamond isn't a metal
>>>/out/
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>>708477563
idiot
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>>708477406
Chair goes down slightly, you go up none
Now, instead of hitting the ground and going splat, you fall in a tangled heap on top of a chair slamming into the pavement
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>>708477407
I know I was wrong I was just joking around
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>>708475260
xxxx-xxxx-xxxx
exp. xx/xx
security code: xxx
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>>708477599
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77777
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>>708477532
What do you mean not naturally occurring? Do you think this shit grows from a seed or something?

I started this thinking you were a shitty troll, but you've got me wondering if you're actually this stupid.
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>>708477777

>>708477793
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>>708473234
That was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

I might also be slightly sleep deprived, but still.
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>>708474606
What in hell is a fingerbox.
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>>708477214
why anon...

...it's a traditional piece of technology used by many ancient cultures to detect faggotry
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>>708467045
hey, 2009 called. he wants his memes back
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>>708477977
You fap with it.

It would be crude to call it a dickbox or cockbox, or even penisbox.
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>>708475228
Yeah i thought that as well....i couldnt think of any sort of seal whatsoever that would easily accomodate an air-ball to a rope with no leakage or massive drag without taking a shit ton of mechanical energy to operate anyway.....could potentially work if we invented energy efficient forcefields for sure :/
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>>708477977
You wouldn't understand.
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>>708476595
Then add extra helium so you can pay the fee, you unimaginative doofus.
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>>708475264
what determines the strength of the vacuum?
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>>708474965
>>708475991
>>708476283
falling for the bait like retards
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>>708477809
Medals like copper, and harder things like diamonds might be harder than led, but you don't find them in nature. quit fucking with me
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>>708476420

>heavy post-transition metal

I think my edgy little brother listens to that kind of music
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>>708478155
You've missed a LOT of bait eating my friend. This thread is more fun than 07
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>>708474245
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>>708477701
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>>708477977
Virgin detected. lol keep using your hand faggot
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>>708478151
Volume of said container
A straw can do it because the vacuum can hold a smaller volume of water, but take some PVC pipes and try this and see what happens
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>>708474741
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>>708476262
Doesn't 1 gram of diamond weigh 15 grams usually?
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>>708474606
that's not a fingerbox
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Well this thread has devolved into shit. Oh wait...
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>>708478161
Again, define nature. These things exist on earth, and in space. That sounds pretty natural to me. They are basic elements. Copper is a metal. That exists in the ground. Diamond, which is hard than copper (and "led") is not a metal, but is derived from extreme heat/pressure applied to carbon.

Please, give me a valid reason why copper is not a metal (sorry, "medal") but "led" is.
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>>708476584
I wonder if there is an etymological connection between "plumbum" (lead) and "plumbing"
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>>708478541
looks to be a fingerbox.
What evidence have you to make such a claim?
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>>708476652
KEK didnt even notice this newfag
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>>708478089
That'd hurt my penis. It would barely stimulate it actually. Besides, if I came inside it'd get horribly dirty and disgusting very fast.
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>>708478872
ooh my god anon.... KEK its like youre just trying to look stupid.
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>>708478080
Let's make it a bit more equal? 2009 is a woman. HER memes.
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>>708478906
yeah that shit is retarded tbh get some real pussy
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Ah, how I miss the old /b/! These were the times. Threads like this were the reason I liked this site. Now it's just boring stuff after boring stuff.
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>>708479049
Faces of /b/ thread? Faces of /b/ thread.

R8 plz dont be harsh
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>>708478361
but if the volume of the container and volume of water are increased by the same proportions shouldn't it work?
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>>708479049
basically yeah

>nostalgia hitting like a truck

>>708479191
kek'd
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>>708479049
>ctrl-f "cock rate" 0
cock rate thread, GO!
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>>708476315
Bait
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>>708474778
This legitimately works please delet
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>>708477258
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>>708479191
9/10
is that really you?
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>>708479195
No, because if you add more water, there would be more force required to hold it, and after a certain point the suction just won't be able to support the water's weight
This type of vacuum seal only works in small amounts because there is little water, and thus little pull needed to keep it in place.
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>>708479658
Oh my god you're so beautiful anon.

femanon here, fingering myself with my voluptuous titties mm
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>>708474245

>Lead isn't metal dumbass

Please. please tell me im taking some bait right now.
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>>708479751
lead actually isnt a medal its an element i learned it in chemistry
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>>708479658
post more anon omg
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>>708479743
>fingering myself
>with my titties
Fuck, what have we become
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>>708476925
other than light year being a distance not a time
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>>708474741
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>>708467704
This actually does work tho.
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>>708479894
Fuck it, I'll take this bait.
Yep. It's a metallic element. Meaning its a metal.
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>>708479703
ok thats wat i was wondering
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>>708471990
But Y is the fire on a cross?
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>>708480098
are you fucking stupid dude elements arent medals theyre chemicals and everything IN THIS PLANET that happens is from a chemical reaction
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>>708480195
Out of all the questions you could come up with
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>>708480263
you're trying to hard.
stop
unfunny
bait
cancer
AIDS
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>>708480301
rustle? is that you?
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>>708478552
In ancient rome toilets we're made out of plumbum
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>>708480301
thats not jimmy its harambe
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>>708477163
This is just too much lol. Either really ignorant or a troll, either case it is not wise to keep feeding.
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>>708480488
jimmy was harambe all along
the jimmies will never be rustled again
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>>708467045

Anon you are on to something.

Consider the collision of high-speed electrons with mercury atoms. A small proportion of these electrons must be directed upon the nucleus. If they possess sufficient energy to penetrate the external levels of electrons in the mercury atom, they must reach the positively charged nucleus and be captured by it. Since the loss of an electron (as a b -ray) by the nucleus of an element results in the atomic number of the element in question being increased by one, the gain of an electron by an atomic nucleus must result in the diminution of the atomic number by one. This is quite general. In the case of an isotope of mercury of atomic number 80, the product will be an isotope of gold of atomic number 79. Upon existing knowledge it is simply a question of (1) the potential sufficient to drive the electron through the outer levels of electrons surrounding the mercury nucleus until it comes within the sphere of attraction of the powerfully charged nucleus; (2) whether the exceedingly small fraction of direct collisions with the nucleus that is to be anticipated will be sufficient to enable the gold produced to be detected.

As regards the first, it may be expected that the repulsion of the external shell of mercury electrons will diminish rather than prevent altogether the chance of the radiant electron reaching the nucleus; for once the shell is penetrated, the resultant force on the radiant electron must be on the average an attraction... The chemical detection of the gold produced would probably be the more formidable experimental difficulty.
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>>708479049
THIS 1million times this
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>>708480676
kekkkk as i read on this post i almost coughed up a lung
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These guys are idiots, buoyancy isn't some magic upward force, it's created by the weight of displaced water. Even if the seal was perfect and friction-less you would be lifting water up as each ball enters the tank.
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>>708480263
Hydrogen isn't made from a chemical reaction. It's an element in a reaction, to make something more complex. The periodic table shows the building blocks for everything more complicated.

Now, there happen to be ways of sorting things on the period table, and one of those descriptors is metal. Lead is under that section. As such lead is metal. You're claim has been refuted, and further claims of such an asinine level will be ignored.
At least be able to hold a proper argument with any level of logic. The flat earthers at least vaguely try. This is religion level logic
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>>708481003
If lead is an ELEMENT then how can it also be a MEDAL? Anon stop trying to use big words and act smart when you're just making yourself look obviously dumb
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>>708467045

Legit alchemist here btw.

I Discharged about 15 x 104 volts/cm for 4 hours between tungsten and mercury terminal under a dielectric layer of paraffin oil. Used the Purple of Cassius test to detect Au in the viscous residue of C, Hg, etc. The black mass was purified in vacuo, then by combustion with oxygen and extraction with HCl to yield Au, either in aqua regia solution or as ruby-red spots in the glassware. Found Microscopic films of Au on occasion.

When a discharge was passed through drops of Hg falling between iron electrodes, the formation of silver and other elements was observed. Another run of a Hg lamp for more than 200 hours at 226 volts produced a milligram of gold, plus some platinum. So, basically, In order to be sure of transmutation, repeated purification of Hg by distilling in vacuum at temperatures below 200o C is essential, but obviously hard to do at home by noobs.

Considerations of the satellites of the spectral lines of Hg means that a proton is 'slightly detached' from the nucleus of Hg, and it can be removed!

If the above assumption as to the Hg nucleus is valid, we can try striking out a hydrogen-proton from the nucleus by a -rays, or by some other powerful methods of disruption to produce Au from Hg

So, bascially, yeah. Its just a matter of method. Whats your experimental set up anon ?
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As for the speed of light one, energy can be treated as mass cause of e = mc^2 and shit; this means that the faster you go the more "massive" you become and the more energy is required to accelerate you.
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>>708481003
also hydrogen isnt a chemical reaction but its not an action dumbshit.
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You just need to go to the store and buy a better vacuum, duh.
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>>708481446
from >>708480263
> everything IN THIS PLANET that happens is from a chemical reaction
> everything from a chemical reaction
> everything
Hydrogen, being an element does not require a chemical reaction to exist. It is an element. That exists.
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>>708477406
If you could kick really really hard.
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>>708476159
But if you know the voltage, and then measure the resistance, you can get the current.

Is she cute?
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>>708481612
>that happens

I win stop posting
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>>708481612

The periodic table doesn't list basic elements of anything and nothing of that 'just exists', all need to be produced by circumstances and processes, every single one of those listed materials is a result of chemical and physical reactions and components. Learn about life, noob.
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>>708473997
>>708474245
>Lead isn't metal dumbass
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>>708481612
and is it not proven that the big bang is the result of all things and that a chemical reaction started the big bang?
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>>708476630
So diamond are metal then?

>I'm hard as murcury
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>>708475893

>mfw someone tried to pull this on me in real life
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>>708481612
FYI I was trolling you like REALLY hard with the lead thing but then you made yourself look stupid by trying to say some things aren't chemical reactions..
mfw you got pwnt
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>>708481377
> pretends to be chemist
> doesn't realize protons don't participate chemical reactions
> tries to do it manually
> 100 grams
> 3.11*10 ^ 23 molecules
> removes one atom every second
> only 9,861,745,306,950,788 years to go
> mfw
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>>708482334

Get yourself and your noob level of understanding out of here, no need to further embarrass yourself by flaunting your ignorance, it pains those of worth deeply.
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>>708482334
>3.11*10 ^ 23
>9,861,745,306,950,788
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>>708482591
>gets BTFO
>"no u"
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>>708482776
its in years you moron
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Not sure if btards are seriously disproving troll physics or baiting me into being pissed that they're disproving troll physics. Seriously, it's a meme. Relax.
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>>708473181
i love finger boxes
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>>708482776
> 3.11*10^23 seconds
>9... Years
> 3.11EE23/60/60/24/365
>being that much of an idiot
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I want to post a pic of myself on /b/ but my phone's camera is too strong and doesnt go under 2.6 megapixel v.v img size is 2.00mb
What do?
Im pretty cute.
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>>708483055
lol anon check this one out. this thread has been baiting so many faggots
>>708479894
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>>708481848
Jiggaboo Jones
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>>708483341
kys faggot
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>>708483341
Kys for having such a shitty b8
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>>708483487
kys for being such a sheep and telling him to kys
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>>708483260
>3.11EE23/60/60/24/365
I think you're missing 52 weeks there
It should be
3.11EE23/60/60/24/52/365
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>>708467704
I just use my phone to change my city's lights.
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ITT: cancerfags don't get troll science comics, argue plausibility
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>>708483852
24 hours in 52 days, idiot.
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>>708473889
>>708474066
>>708474385
>>708474048
No hole at top would collect heat and burn you to the ground also wrong fuel source would do same thing.
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>>708483346
Are we witnessing a meme generation gap?
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>>708484106
>24 hours in 52 days, idiot.
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>>708471990
how do u defrost fire w/o fire
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>>708484193
>>708484316
Neato
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>>708473125
i bought twinkies back when they were supposedly being discontinued.
the twinkies were stale after 3 months
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>>708484193
> 24 hours in 52 days, idiot
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>>708484448
> 24 hours in 52 days, idiot
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>>708483852
>3.11EE23/60/60/24/52/365
forgot days per week
should be
3.11EE23/60/60/24/7/52/365
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>>708484574
Nice bait jew
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>>708473168
oh.my.god.
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Rate?
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>>708484316
Are you seriously falling for this bait
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Troll Science, don't have time to make an image
>Connect a solar panel to a lightbulb so that when the solar panel gets powered, it powers the light
>Point lightbulb at solar panel
>Profit
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>>708485100
checked and retarded
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>>708484954
are you seriously falling for me falling for the bait
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>>708477406
Can only work if the object under you is heavier than you. If the chair is lighter, then it will move relative to you.
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>>708473889
didnt this work when they used helium? i mean besides them catching fire sometimes like with the hindenburg
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