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>>708462255
Not bad, strong nose and lips.
>>708462255
are you wearing makeup?
>>708462255
you look 12
>>708463911
I turned 18 2 months ago
>>708464179
Show boypussy.
>>708464179
>>708464448
Tits or gtfo nigger.
>>708464448
>>708464631
>looka
Took this today.
>>708464631
Ms. Swan tho
>>708463781
>>708464102
>>708464260
>>708464276
>>708464348
>>708464708
>the "I have autism" posts
>>708464804
lost
>>708464742
>>708465216
Whut.
>>708464423
Not a man
>>708465311
>>708465331
>>708465331
Definitely a dude.
>>708464832
Average joe/10
Looks like you would have an average wife and you two would be generally happy together. You would have an average kid who goes to a decent college that you saved up to pay for. You drive an average car - likely foreign such as a honda or nissan. You have an average boring office job where you hate your boss and nobody treats you how they ought to.
You sink into a midlife crisis where you buy a s2000 sports car and sit on the ladder for an extra long time while cleaning the gutters because you "enjoy the peace and quiet".
You end life as a retired old man golfing with your friends and going to sports games every once in a while until you die of cancer or alzheimers.
>>708465730
>>708465838
Sounds good to me. I'll sign up for that.
>>708465838
>>708465771
Why do you say that
>>708466036
>Sounds good to me. I'll sign up for that.
>>708466122
>>708465771
There are no girls on the internet and those who pretend to be one must timestamp with tits or they are demanded to GTFO.
Rate me please
>>708466260
>>708466122
Refer to:
>>708466204
You too >>708466354
>>708466354
Hot!!
>>708466309
That's mean . You're a mean person
>>708466298
>>708466354
Arent you that chick thats like black and some other shit
>>708466432
lol were you from the thread yesterday?? I posted a timestamp...
>>708466548
haha yeah. I'm black and white with some italian. you recognize me from other threads?
>>708466354
Perfect. I really want to put my penis in your mouth
>>708466560
Yes but you didn't show tits, nigger.
>>708466669
>>708466826
It not small its average. Stop trying to make me insecure
>>708466719
haha do you really expect me to? you're a fucking idiot if you actually think im going to listen to some middle aged fat cuck with cheeto dust on his shirt.
>>708466650
Only because a bunch of faggots were giving you so much attention
>>708466930
Kek, the object thinks it has a brain.
>>708466930
Follow the rules you fat cunt.
>>708466981
lol i dont get much attention on threads??? I remember getting attention for posting this in a thread, but that was one time and i asked everyone to guess my race. Im surprised that the other busted bitch with all the nudes and timestamp wasnt getting all the attention
>>708466930
I showed you my benis. Please show a nipple at least
>>708467159
Hot grunge. I wish there were more bitches like you at my university.
>>708467159
Yeah that was the thread. The one were the other nigger was kinda funny
I can not believe to observe the stupidest ever seen.
Why publish photos of yourself?
>>708467159
>>708467036
>>708467144
IM ACTUALLY DYING lmao 4chan people are so fucking funny the way they think because they're anonymoose they can get their way. Lol what a waste of valuable time. You could be doing something productive whether it be cleaning up your disgusting room, or changing your nasty ass stained shirt that you've been wearing for days. You fat cucks should get a job
>>708467285
haha thanks. I dont skate or anything its just the style im into. Im just vibin i guess
>>708467285
oh and nice wulf gif :)))
>>708467571
12:44 my time and I'm sick.
>>708467354
>>708467405
I don't care about getting my way I just enjoy enraging betas and fat cunts like you. Thanks! :D
>>708467159
You have pretty cock sucking lips. Would love to feel them wrapped around my cock. :)
>>708467787
Lyfi is that u bra?
>>708467847
h-h-hey guys... please be nice?
（≧_≦）
>>708467975
Sounds like trap... but u look nice
>>708467975
Probably catfish/10
>>708467847
lmao chill
>>708467975
>>708467405
>IM ACTUALLY DYING
Good.
>>708468127
>ifunny repost bar
>>708468162
>>708467975
Male or female....? Let me just be blunt... Do you have a cock between your legs or a pussy? I know now days people can say "i'm female" but have a cock between their legs... I don't give a shit about trans or all that shit.. if you have a cock, you're a man.
>>708467463
I don't get it
>>708466669
would u rape her. if so, tell me how you would and what you would do from the moment you restrain her
>>708468232
Wtf
>>708468192
lol luv u too :*
>>708468306
I would make her eat all the eggs
>>708467536
>>708467619
Haha thanks I fuck with Hollowsquad and waterboys hardcore...
I love the rough girls but ironically I'm dating this girl now she's so fucking sheltered and practically a blonde its fucking ridiculous. fuckme/10
>>708467975
no fuck yo u and your family
>>708464815
take acid w me/10
>>708464815
butter face salena gomez
>>708468447
>>708468447
whut?
fuck off shinji
>>708468497
Are you assuming my race
>triggered
>>708468592
Get in the damn robot shenji
>>708465019
kys
>>708468054
>>708468288
not trap
>>708468071
nah sorry man
>>708468447
awh how rUDE
>>708468419
would you believe me if i said i was a virgin? lmao
and hell yeah thats my shit but ive been bumpin to XXXTENTACION these last few days. My favorite songs are ILOVEITWHENTHEYRUN, Look At Me, and I Don't Want To Do This Anymore. Check it out.
>>708468403
keep going...what else
>>708468691
>>708468738
>>708468738
Well since you're a female then, I would say you're a good 7/10. You're attractive. Would have said that before, but I don't wanna compliment a man. Now days you can never know if a female is really a female. SO MANY traps out there.
>>708468738
>>708468691
Go to bed Jesse
Faggits, all of you.
>>708469049
>>708469049
Im not op
>>708469067
>>708468763
>>708468497
Nice meme fuck boi
>>708469024
Idk who this Jesse is, but he sounds disappointing
>>708469185
He's 24 and dates 15 year olds
>>708468991
yeah i know
>>708469004
wut
>>708469290
So I was correct
>>708469049
>faggits
I hope your life ends soon.
>>708469049
you're really pretty. by the way, its me. not some middle aged cuck >>708467159
>>708467975
Cute/10
>>708462255
Some days are better than others.
>>708469584
Kek, this 14 year old thinking it knows what cuck means.
>>708469295
Am i not cool enough
>>708469713
wow!!!!! thank u v much!!!!!
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
>>708469796
Why you got the head of a 12 year old and a body of a middle aged man
>>708468840
I'd run her a warm bath
>>708469796
genuinely concerned 4 you/10
>>708469792
you just said kek but also claimed im 14. how ironic
>>708464815
I bet you cut yourself
>>708469796
>>708470023
>how ironic
Doesn't know what irony is. Kek.
>>708469916
aw thats adorable. Its me by the way, the one that that creepy fuck is talking about. Thats really fucking adorable
>>708469584
Thnks Sweety!
>>708470144
are you actually stupid? i dont think you know what irony is...
>>708468738
neat. come cam please
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
>>708466354
>>708467159
10/10 - Hot as hell. Would fuck.
>>708467975
8/10 - Very pretty in a cute kind of way. You look kind of shy and innocent. Would love to be the one to corrupt you.
>>708469950
My daily struggle with dpression is none of your concern
>>708467975
You look like you like to bang black guys behind an alley.
>>708470252
>>708470159
Then I'd hold your head under the water until you stopped breathing. WHITE POWER
>>708470376
>>708470280
Oh I know what irony is, but there was no irony there. Just an object thinking she was being witty by suggesting it was ironic for someone to say kek and proceed to call someone 14.
You are incapable of being logical.
>>708470543
But im like 15
>>708470625
sicko
>>708470376
Edgy
>>708469776
At least the swelling went down.
>>708470528
you're too sweet!<3 stop it :*
>>708470760
>>708470397
n-no, i would never betray my race!
>>708470376
sorry hun
>>708470364
plz d0 im a virg XD
>>708470345
lol no
>>708470680
How so
>>708470619
>she
objects dont have genders you fucking idiot. Nice contradicting yourself though. I'm going to need you to sweat and try a lil harder.
>>708470770
Now rate me. P- P -please
>>708466260
>>708470748
Yeah it was pretty terrible
just finished closing at bk
>>708470944
>plz d0 im a virg XD
Happen to live in Illinois? I'd be glad to. ;)
>>708471032
She thinks she's intelligent by finding obvious fallacies in one's post as she continues to take the b8. 2ez.
I'm enjoying the triggered femanon <3
>>708471094
>>708471197
no im a hipster in washington. illinois is where degenerates live desu
>>708471179
>>708471227
lol why are you typing as if you're reading a story? stop being pretentious lmao
you're like one of those 15 yr old boys on csgo who think theyre funny and impressing everyone when they keep arguing with the only girl in the server. Its a little embarrassing /:
>>708471326
You're half right. SOUTHERN Illinois are the degenerates. I'm in the midwest part of Illinois. But if you're a hipster.. not sure i'd be interested in you. I don't like hipsters. Either way, you're still attractive.
Suh /b/
I'm 5'4" fml
>>708471227
I cant get over how you used "kek" and "triggered femanon" but tried saying im 14 im actually deceased. youre so silly
>>708471505
aw man! what am i gonna do with all my vinyls and vintage clothes i have? should i throw them all away to please you? (*_*)
>>708471543
>>708471475
She continues to fall for it as anon chuckles to himself.
I'm simply entertaining myself because I'm bored and you seem like a cunt so I'll treat you as such. :)
>>708468738
That sound sad.
You are trap DXxdxDXdDXDxDxFxXXF
>>708471706
Not at all. Be you. I know that was sarcasm, but seriously. Fuck what anyone thinks about you (including myself). I don't think less of you for being a hipster, I just personally don't like them. I will say this though, to each their own. Be your own person, have your own style, and do what the fuck you wanna do. Seriously, no matter what kind of person you are, there is always going to be someone in the world that doesn't like you or the way you are. Not preaching at ya, just being real. Hell look at me, I'm a long haired metalhead and in today's world? Heh... people make fun of my kind. Do I care? Nope. :) It's like I said, just be you.
>>708471654
Kek, triggered femanon.
>>708471796
U gonna share that?
>>708462255
>>708471543
When I was short growing up I fixated a lot on my height.
Then after highschool I hit a normal 6 feet.
I now don't think about height at all. You don't need to be embarrassed to be 5'4". It's not a big deal.
>>708472050
ur sad lmao
>>708472125
Awe, you're cute femanon. Just don't get easily triggered like the other one :D
>>708472050
Cringe
>>708471927
Dont open - cute
Open it - Shinji :V
>>708471335
fair enough
>>708471543
Your symmetrical eyebrows make me happy.
>>708472125
Chub
>>708472165
Yeah but I've finished growing though. I'd be ok with being a 5'7"ish manlet, but fuck this is ridiculous
>>708463550
Works in IT/1010
>>708470252
1/10
>>708472199
>>708472378
Oh I know... speak from the heart and be real with people and it's "sad" and "cringe worthy".
>>708467780
Cutie.
>>708468162
Total cutie
>>708470376
Handsome
>>708471543
Very adorable
>>708472368
Lel thanks fam(: I'm not really a trigger happy person
>>708472542
Yes I am a chubalubba dubdub
>>708469049
Nice knee cunt
>>708466354
Very pretty. Would fuck.
>>708472125
suck it anon
>>708471179
9.5/10
in my opinion very pretty face
>>708472125
10/10 - Would fuck!
>You look like a depressed emo feminist with daddy issues. My type of girl!!
>>708472125
Well, Halloween is soon.
>>708472947
You're welcome Adorable-chan! :D
>>708473741
Not emo. I'm a punk rocker. I'm depressed and self loathing. I'm anti feminist, i think feminism is fucking stupid. And I do like ddlg lel.
Who else /recedinghairline/?
>>708470452
Damn do I look like a terrorist?
>>708473837
Halloween can be whenever you want anon.
>>708473511
Nice dubs and shirt anon
>>708469049
and yorue a whore..sleep more... for youre age you have realy big shadows under youre average ugly brown eyes
>>708473986
Cutie cutie cutie
>>708473511
Not the anon you're replying to but I have to say that's a nice dick
>>708473986
You call that a receding hairline. I had to start shaving when I was 19 it was so obvious
>>708473986
You look good man
>>708473986
looks fine to me
>>708474259
Holy fuck man, I feel your pain. I just wear a baseball cap all the time.
>>708474237
Thanks, wanna suck it?
>>708473975
I agree that feminism is stupid, just saying you had the look (which isn't a bad thing). I'm weird, I HATE feminists, but im attracted to the ones that look like you. You really are a solid 10. Easily. As for the ddlg...? Hot!! haha. Nothing wrong with kinky. I miss that in a woman. Anyway, before this gets to be too cringey, I'll just say I love your look and your style.
>>708474637
Thanks bb (:
>>708474637
Which one are you?
>>708474637
wow annon i gotta say ive never seen an admission of cringe be so cringey, thats impressive
>>708473511
more pls
10/10 chance i could fuck your bitch.
>>708474740
You're very welcome. :)
>>708474823
I'm just an average anon here on /b/.
>>708474861
Indeed, which is why I stopped while I was ahead. Still wanted to compliment her, shes hot. No shame in telling someone so, ya know?
>>708475069
Yes you could anon.
R8
>>708474637
All the spaghetti.
Like he just threw the bolognese away to make more room for more spaghetti.
>>708475252
not sure if autisitic/10
>>708474031
Ayy 31, context, gg.
>>708475252
the birthmark is hot, as a destitute bk cook i would suck your duck
>>708475317
He did. He could have left it at 10/10 and i would have lived lel.
>>708474567
All I ever wanted was to be able to keep a nice tan, a full head of hair and a nice thick penis. I also wear hats everywhere
>>708475483
What the fuck are you going on about?
>>708475573
Sorry about your penis dude.
>>708475828
Halloween can be whenever you want... 31... 31st.... Halloween, don't worry dude, it's ok to be dumb.
>>708470050
lmao i dont i just look really emo
>>708475856
Do you have a small penis also?
>>708476284
If I wanted my own comeback I would have wiped it off your mother's chin.
>>708475993
Holy shit my post ended in 31. Fuck you anon. Maybe if you didn't type in a cryptic language. Lel.
>>708476445
>cryptic language
>English
Sorry.
What's up /b/
R8
>>708476712
Fuck you got me. I just didn't see my post ending in 31 so I was confused lel.
>>708476899
10/10
>>708476914
It's alright dear, if you need me to explain anything else just throw another edgy question my way, always happy to help.
>>708476914
even when you are wrong keep calling him retarded enough and it goes full circle, you dont ever apologize on /b
>>708476899
9/9
Checked
Hey /b/
Lol I'm curious about your R8
>>708477200
is that your own urine you uncultured nigger?
>>708477136
Why not? We're friends now laughing at faggots like you.
At least until the thread ends anyway.
>>708477327
dickhead/10
>>708477333
Hahahaha nope just some beer, but close guess it IS only bud light platinum wish I had something stronger
>>708477348
wow man, thank you for helping me realize my wrong doings, i hope all the kids dont laugh to hard at me, your words weigh like stones on my anguished soul
>>708477136
>being this beta
Fuck that lol. This anon cool as fuck.
>>708477605
Your faggotry weighs like an anchor on your family's honor cunt.
>>708477095
Thank you anon for helping me see the error in my ways.
>>708477823
Topkek
>>708477727
You ain't so bad yourself kiddo.
>>708478025
Thanks m8
>>708478188
i was kidding faggot eat shit and die
>>708478212
/thread
>>708474555
>>708474434
>>708474185
Thanks, m8s
>>708474259
Some people can pull of the bald look
>>708477823
ohhh shit son, where did you dredge that from, that attempt at an insult drives deeper than you will ever know, keeps laughing with your new e friends(as long as the thread goes of course) if you want to leave a thorn in my side wize one
>>708477727
>>708478188
>>708478324
Last 2 same fag, first one not.
>>708478518
what the fuck does that even mean
>>708478427
Ohh shit son, where did you get that gape from? Your uncles cock drives deeper than your mums dildos? Faggot.
>>708478745
I got shit to do don't have time to explain, in out, bye friend, bye faggots.
>>708478865
welp, that does it. you really bested with such sharp wit and posturing, enjoy the attention whores who already left the thread annon, im sure the practice will help with the high school girls to better get you into the friend zone, but you have won this war, no more of me to vanquish! vae victis
Plz rate
>>708480448
0/10
Fuck me up, fam
>>708462786
Lul
>>708481968
Did you inject silicone into your cheeks?
8/10 if you lose weight and fat cheks
>>708480448
Rapes young girls in alleys/10
>>708462255
You look like a lesbian.
>>708483106
Idk why that's sideways I'm sorry
Heyo
>>708462786
You've made more than a few panties moist in your day
>>708466309
Didn't know anyone else that watched Are You Being Served, props to you
>>708483321
2qt
hi
>>708462255
>>708484276
Cutie
