What are your secrets?
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What are your secrets?
En bedankt.
You all suck a lot of fucking cock, you pieces of literal shit.
>>708461303
I don't have any
Shh don't tell
>>708461303
I am sexually attracted to animals
i want to fuck my sister doggystyle cuz her ass is amazing
I hope you die soon
>>708461832
Yes, more than anything in the world. More like you want my dick and that's it. Ben gewoon boos das alles, ik zal het richten naar iemand anders die het verdient.
>meet cute girl from online dating site
>we chat for a while, and she is really fun to talk to
>we share lots of interests, and have a lot in common
>we decide to meet up
>end up hooking up on the first date
>starting to fall for her now
>after this, she doesnt really want to talk much any more
>we meet up for coffee and talk as friends as if nothing ever happened
>figure everything is good now
>she starts ignoring me even more after this
>I continue trying to message her until she tells me she is going through a stressful time and wants some alone time
>I notice she is still online on the dating site regularly
>miss talking to her
>start second profile on dating site
>start messaging her
>she is really beginning to like this 'new me'
>still has no idea who I am
I have avoided meeting up, but I dont know where to go from here...
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708461747
upset anon? need to share something?
I used to post banana memes in YLYL threads.
Sorry.
>>708461832
same
Once when my close friend got high he started getting real close and weird to me like relationship close and it freaked me out a little. It freaked him out too because when he realized he had some feelings for me then he totally abandoned me and went full hate mode on me tried to destroy my life and got all my friends to ditch me.
I miss my friend :(
He tries to tell everyone I'm gay and weird but he's the one who got all close and cuddly with me and told me how he lost his virginity and how he wanted to go lay on the roof with me and look at the stars ....
And he's the one who went hate mode and got literally everyone I know to abandon me. I had to move to another town because I couldn't take alk their harassment.
Somehow I can't bring myself to be mad at him though. I don't know why I miss him. Probably because he was the only real close friend I ever had
It makes me feel totally destroyed, hopeless and sometimes suicidal
my shoes are broken
>>708461303
I fucked and came inside my sister one night in college, when she and I were both drunk. We never really talked about it afterwards, and it's never happened again. I can tell she remembers it...and I kind of want to do it again. Not sure wat do.
My ex-girlfriend woke me me because she was horny. She just started grabbing my cock. I had a piss hard-on because I had to pee so bad. She was a cunt and was going to get mad if I tod her to stop because I had to pee. So, I fucked her for a little while, couldn't cum because I had to pee so bad. So, I peed in her, pretending I came and went to the bathroom and back to sleep.
>>708462584
You're broken
I think I'm gay but I tell myself every straight guy puts his finger in his finger in his ass, jerks off to gay porn, and thinks other guys are cute. Idk if I'm gay or not tho.
When I was 18, I wanted to fuck my 11 year old cousin BADLY. I ended up groping and smacking her butt a lot one weekend, haven't seem her since. I'm 20 now and I'd prob still wanna hit if I saw her now.
>>708462656
Why don't you take her out and get her drunk again. Make her laugh, tell her she's pretty. Let her bring it up.
>>708462656
Story?
>>708462500
And nobody will read this or give a shit
I don't have secrets. I told them all here. It's great because you can confess everything and not be believed 95% of the time.
>>708461303
I'm voting for Donald Trump in November.
>>708462875
Your still young, in a few years you'll get over it.
>>708463132
Same
Hahahahaha their dead Hahaha their all dead someone will find them soon Hahaha he kept talking the voice in head he said his name is Steve that he would make all the pain go away hahahahaha so I let him take over after that i can't remember just pain I'm bleeding hahahahaha looks like I got shot 3 times can't feel it though surprised I'm still alive hahahahaha no I'm not he said I'd live and the wounds would be gone by tomorrow let's c if he's right hahahahaha
>>708463249
Pure autism
>>708462094
You comment this in every secrets thread. Proof?
Dat ik van je houd.
>>708463362
Nee, echt.
I'm in affairs with two different married women.
>>708461303
cars finger tried to friend me in the back of my cars mom
Imaviergin
I got a bunch.
1. I'm hooking up with one of my employees, we both are in separate relationships.
2. I've been hooking up with my cousin for the past 8 years. She's about to go to prison next month for 2-4 years on drug charges.
3. I robbed a bank once. It was only for a couple hundred dollars tho, I was 18 and stupid.
4. I used to work at a retail store for 4 years, I stole an average of $2000 a year in merchandise.
5. I do blow regularly but no one knows. I'm a very functional adult with a well paying job, badass house, and sweet car.
6. I'm addicted to gambling and it's almost caused me to lose everything on more than 1 occasion. It feels great to win but it's the worst low when you lose too much to pay bills.
I don't live a double life or anything, just a bunch of random shit that has happened over the last 8-10 years.
>>708461497
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER.
I want to fuck my cousin cuz i like flat chests
Been married a few years. Everyone once in a while I'll post my dick pic around and find guys to sext with on kik. Usually make them watch me jerk off.
I keep dreaming about me and my mom having sex. Im a girl
I want to find out if a guy I know is in tinder because I want to see his dick. I am not gay but I want to see it because I'm envious and insecure about my own self.
How can I make this happen???
>>708463849
Sounds hot
>>708463849
I'm going to need more detail on this one
>>708462500
Seriously somebody read this and please help me
My girlfriend is boring as shit and I kind of hate spending time with her.
My ex best friend was a total asshat, and he plays victim often and everything had to be done his way. He argued with his gf because she wore short shorts and he said it was too revealing and disrespectful to him.
Her and I were getting closer and him and I were growing further, so I didn't care anymore.
I made love to her one night after they supposedly broke up. Really passionate, came inside her and all.
She's back with him and it's killing me.
I'm trying to move on but it's not easy when you go to bed every night thinking about her.
>>708462930
That's a good idea. Subtle ways to remind her of that night.
>>708462982
I don't want to overtake the thread and make it into an incest one...but, basically she and I are separated by two and a half years, and I was a junior in college when she came to college as a freshman (same university, because of our dad). Since I was 21 and she was 18 at the time, I invited her over to my apartment to drink the booze I had. One thing lead to another, and we ended up getting really drunk and sitting on the couch, where I, filled with shitfaced courage, put my hand on her leg and looked at her. She looked back at me, really focused, and we kissed...and then my hand went to her boobs, and the clothes starting coming off. I didn't ask, but I got on top of her and entered her, and she dug her fingernails in my arm. We went until we both came separately, and she fell asleep on me afterwards. I got up and got dressed and went to my bed, and put a blanket over her. She never asked why she woke up naked or anything, and we never really discussed it. It's a bit odd seeing her now, because I don't regret it, and I want to do again, I think.
>>708463862
Brag to him about some girl you fucked off Tinder. This will probably elicit a response revealing whether or not he's on.
>>708464072
Hahaha! Are you me? Let me rephrase that...are you every man in America?
I know the truth I want to tell them but it won't make sense i also love her but she dosent love me back the same. in the end who cares? I don't. life is just life and thats that. no one will believe me and or hear me out in the end the truth is everyone had the same. that is all. we are. I'm sorry.
a lone wolf is simply a soul who is free to make bold choices
>>708461497
Go away evil dpgger >>708461497
I've been having an affair with a married couple. They still don't know I'm sleeping with the other one yet, lol. Honestly, the guy is just a drunk mistake that keeps happening.
>>708464632
Dogger
>>708461303
I am not an anon.
>>708464339
Jokes on you, I'm single and lonely.
>>708461303
> be me
>be Oct 2011
>inside 3 girls at one time
>one "gives gift that keeps giving".jpg
>keep fucko-frenzy going with 3
>raw-dawg
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>be 2016
>had15-20girlssincethen.kek
>said nothing, to anyone.
>mfw
>>708464>>708464030
I was watching lesbian porn for like almost everyday. Mother-daughter porn because its taboo and hot. Then i started thinking about it. In my dreams, we were sneaking into every room of the house just to have hot passionate sex and everyone knows but no one says anything. Even my dad knows but he just lets us do it. I feel bad and guilty tho.
>>708464700
You're already an idiot for responding to it. Nobody cares about the typo.
hi im high
>>708464322
Any other ideas how to see his dick without him knowing
>>708464870>>708464870
Whats smoking?
>>708461303
I went to paris this summer and kidnapped and raped a little female bitch left 2 days later
Best time of my life and yes i have pictures
didnt smoke did take a line of speed
>>708465022
You are livin' the dream
I've been stealing from my workplace everyday that I work for almost a year.
>>708464895
Find out if he's on tinder or a dating site/app. Make a fake profile. Get him to send you a dick pic.
>>708464791
that's a pretty hot fantasy anon.
would you want it to actually happen if it could, or do you want to keep it purely as a fantasy?
a girl that i used to babysit showed up on my doorstep crying. she 'discovered' masturbating and ended up ripping her hymen. completely freaked out. i made sure she was okay down there, and taught her how to do it all safely without putting anything inside. she ended up having an orgasm from my demonstration. it was pretty clear she was immediately addicted to the new sensation.
>>708461303
Looked at cp, felt terrible, quit cp
I really want to kill myself but I don't want to make my family and friends go through it
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger
>>708465022
please post at least one pic. for science.
>>708464064
Your friends a piece of shit, move on and find someone else
>>708463363
You must be retarded. The Whitechapel murders were committed in 1888 by Jack the Ripper
>>708461303
I've had sex with a hooker once without protection, and paid for a handjob about five different times.
>>708465276
I feel so weird about it but yeah I just want to know. Trying to fight the urge heh. Must be something where I feel inferior cuz if how he makes fun of me, and need to know for sure
>>708463849
>>708465473
I'll miss you anon
>>708461832
Let's see it
>>708465845
Or just kick his ass and pull it out.
>>708462081
Fuck man, idk, I feel bad for you man but I'm not sure there's much to be done. I guess some would say meet her.. maybe call her out on it? But she didn't do anything *wrong* she just doesn't like you I guess or she's a nympho, or she is a tease
>>708465862
That is the problem, every time someone say that to me I only feel more guilt, but I still want to do it
I come to these threads for writing prompts.
>>708462081
Gotta let it go anon. There's nothing more there.
>>708465108
>>708465352
Its just a fantasy. But i wanna try it to a MILF tho. I have a boyfriend and he's fine with it as long as we have a threesome
>>708462674
HAHA HAHA oh fuck man thanks for that
>>708462829
Yeah your gay bro, but it's okay
>>708465854
Cant. My boyfriend goes here too and he'll know
>>708466383
If he really comes here then he knows the rule.
>>708462829
You are a super fag.
>>708463756
Shit dude, PLEASE get help for the gambling and the coke, you sound like you've got it going on, but you can easily Lose it all and hate yourself
>>708463840
Hmm
>>708464120
Dude if she went back to him she would NEVER be good for you, you can do better
>>708466135
Well that is the weird thing. We got along really great the first time we met. we talked for hours and it was really fun. I dont know exactly what I did to make her not want to talk any more, but I can at least find out this way.
The conversations I am having with her now are almost exactly like the ones I had with her before, and she seems really into it. so if she enjoys talking to me so much, then why would she rather do it with someone else who is just like me?
>>708466149
get help. start taking meds, stop being such a self loathing piece of shit. you don't want to kill yourself, you want things to get better and you think you'll achieve that by killing yourself. just try to get help... there are shit ton of websites for suicidal people. ex suicidal fag here. now i'm on meds and things are getting better slowly. if you can't really get help cause of money and shit maybe you should anhero
>>708462500
SucKs man. Don't let someones actions get to you like that though. You sound pretty young. As you get older people calm down and aren't as hateful. Hang in ther, it'll be alright.
>>708466325
that kind of fantasy is pretty common tbh.
There's nothing to feel guilty about just having some kinda taboo urges, most people do to some degree - guilt only really comes into it if you act on them.
so yeah, if you get your mom drunk and molest her a bit you should feel guilty about it. but just having fantasies about her? you're human.
your milf plan sounds like a good idea - finding a girl for a threesome can be tricky, but if you're after a substantially older woman it should be a lot easier.
>>708465359
Oh my god dude I'm diamonds
>>708465383
Honestly your a normal human, but just think about what happens to those kids when they're older... Fuck cp
>>708464151
You need to do it again. No excuses, just go for it.
I'm trying to fuck my friend's 15 year old sister. She flirts like fuck with me and even he's noticed it, so I'm taking the opportunity the second it arises. I'm only 3 years older so I don't care at this point.
>>708466672
She might like talking but didn't want to go further when you do... It's just going to hurt you anon, sorry man:/
>>708462500
Shit, that's bad dude. Just don't do something stupid like suicide.
>>708461303
When I was walking my dog another attacked it so I stomped it to death
>>708462674
I have literally done this same thing except in my ex's butt. Kinda developed a mild piss fetish after. Never had the guts to actually ask her to take a full piss load though.
>>708467034
Be careful, statch rape is real
>>708461303
I want to fuck the bunny.
>>708466690
I live in sweden so things like that is free but that means it is shit, evryone I know thinks exactly the same and all of them says that it sucks, but I guess…
>>708466525
Yes but no sorry
I may kill myself soon. Within a month of so...preferably before the holidays
>>708467191
Same
I am the one who knocks.
>>708466690
What meds?
>>708467225
Please don't, you can turn things around, I've been thinking about it today but even if NO ONE loves you someday someone will.. and you owe it to yourself not to fuck them over like that
Was fooling around with my cousin one day (we were both 15).
Ended up daring each other to show our private areas. Long story short Eventually led to penetration where she was riding ontop of me.
We were not using any birth control or condoms then, and she told me not to cum in her.
Couldnt control and busted a nut in her. She said she actually enjoyed it.
Since then we have been having sex whenever we meet and we always do it raw and i shoot inside her.
Im afraid ill get her pregnant one day, but the thought of it just excites me.
>>708466717
So older women are easier? Man that gives me hope. Makes my pussy wet too. Am i bisexual?
>>708463132
As it's something to be ashamed of and need to be told as a secret. C'mon shillbots, be at least a little original.
At camp last summer, I would sneak out every night to meet up with a boy. We would make out and fool around all night.
I'm one of the counselors...
>>708467387
Youre dumb
>>708467515
Thats hot
>>708467186
True that. Age of consent is 16 here though and she has a banging body. Plus, she usually sits on me or grabs my ass a bit when she walks past. Can no longer resist the urges.
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger
>>708467194
doesn't matter. shit-help is better than no help i guess... just work to get your fucking life together dude... you probably know that you have it better than most of the faggots in third world countries so i wont tell you how much of an ignorant piece of shit you are. you're literally sitting in your house rn typing to random people on the internet instead of getting real help. it's ok to share your feelings, damn, i would totally listen to you whole night long if you needed one's ear to listen. but as long as you're not getting help you're just wasting precious time and things are gonna get worst for you ma dude..
> I find women online to dominate. Married, in a relationship, desperate, doesnt matter.
> I dominate my fuckpigs online and arrange irl meetings
> Eventually "release" them when they bore me
> Sexual humiliation, piss, public nudity, stretching, clamps, piercing encouragement, humping inanimate objects, and posting pics online
>
I have been self harming on a daily basis by punching myself in the head. I do this because I hate my life but there's nothing I can do to change it. Idk if the hiring has caused this but I have this spot in my vision where things seem to fade out. No one knows I'm doing this nor do they know I'm sad
>>708464151
Hot
>>708467860
This is relevant to my interests. Where do you find yours?
>>708461303
>be 13
>sister has a bunch of people over
> im in room
> hear them bring a friend into her room
> hear conversation saying that he'll be fine
> later on go to take a piss
> hear strangling sound coming from her room
> go in
> guy is on bed, mouth full of vomit, never forget the image of some of it running down the sides of his mouth and past his cheeks on the bed, strange thing to remember but idk i oddly focused on it
> remember it going down as it went back into his throat
> realize hes slowly suffocating on his own vomit
> watch transfixed as this guy dies mere feet from me
> i wanted to help honestly i did but i was paralysed and had no clue what to do anyway
> stand there silently like an idiot as i watch this guy die
> leave the room and go sit down at my computer
> hear later sister and friends freaking the fuck out in the hallway
> sit there transfixed staring at my computer screen screensaver, realized later i was in shock
> cops get called, parents get called
> parents end up facing criminal charges for negilence or something like that, happened on their property their responsible
> they dont actually go to jail though so all good there
> i never tell anyone i sat there like abitch and watched a man die
Secretly turned on by traps n' junk.
Oddly, I'm extremely turned off by even the slightest masculine traits, but a penis on an extremely feminine body is pretty hott stuff.
>>708467840
I have to say, this feels good, thanks anon.
I have aspergers and psychosis, I have a woman who comes to evaluate me weekly and if she knew I was off my meds I'd be sectioned because I have a history of violent outbursts brought on by extreme paranoia
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger
>>708467908
Glad you enjoyed it!
>>708467894
You should check with your local hospital. Many of them have programs for depressed people. You may be able to get free medication.
>>708468249
anytime my manz
>>708468260
It's okay, we know, there is no need to worry... We're always with you.
>>708466672
Could be as simple as she just doesn't want one dude. Or she was just being polite and wasn't all that into you, even if you did hook up. Them's the breaks some times.
>>708467106
Thanks but I just want to run away but I can never get away far enough to escape the hurt this guy started and everyone else followed. I can't ever escape it cuz it destroyed my insides and I hate myself for not being able to be mad at him, wtf is wrong with me that I still want him to be my friend and go back how things were before
I'm totally fucked I guess cuz moving 300 miles away and the pain still follows me here, can't escape it, no escape :(
>>708461303
I fuck prostitutes. I fucking love it, and I don't want to stop.
>>708468521
>It's okay, we know, there is no need to worry... We're always with you.
what did he mean by this?
also my psychotic triggers are anxiety and fear, not random faggots shitposting on /b/, try harder
>>708467414
older women aren't so much easier, as younger couples are harder to find. so if you're a 20-year old couple after 40-year old women (And at least kinda attractive), you should get a higher success rate propositioning them than a 40-year old couple would.
sounds at least bicurious, maybe bi. It's common to be ok with fucking women but still only want relationships with men.
>>708464120
aye right bruce
I want to can go so that he is there. He will then you're all where it won't go to the store.
>tfw
Please don't.
>>708466702
I'm trying to hang in there but literally everyone I knew turned against me cuz of his lies and I feel like I'm going crazy
>>708462812
You are exactly right!
>>708468489
I have to say tho, the thing I hate the most is looking and feeling weak, my whole life evry teatcher, my parents and other people around me have been telling me that I can do so much good for the world, so now when I can't show that I can, I feel so weak and pointless
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger.
>>708463756
you sound like you're just overall a bad person.
>Be me
>Right now (current year)
>Christbro
>Wear a cilice
>Unemployed, but still in college
>Hot chick in lit. class.
>Start to creep on her
>It works
>Almost get to fuck her
>She wants it
>But I've pinholes in my leg from cilice
>She's trying to get me to get in her pants
>I stand there like an idiot
>Go home
>Waste time on 4chan.
>>708461303
I went into my family friend's mother's room, opened up her panty drawer, then inhaled each one I found while no one was there.
Every time I see her, I want to breastfeed from her giant supple tits while she strokes my dick.
>>708461497
gu away evul dogger
>>708468858
Fuck em. Leave em in the dust. Make new friends that will support you and you'll bounce right back.
>>708462875
plz kys
I'm scared shitless. I've just graduated highschool no job no idea on what I want to be I've got my certification for being an electrician. I've got a car with no title ( was supposed to be mailed two weeks ago ) it's a mustang gt bought out of my mom's insurance money (she passed away four years ago) still relying on my dad for support... I'm starting to feel like he's slowly resenting me for it. I'm just scared and so confused any help /b/ros
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger.
>>708470533
Try to find a job, think about what you want to do evey day. One day it will come to you. Whatever you do, don't start somerhing that you are unsure about, it will kill you if you change your mind
>>708464151
lowkey kinda hot tbh
>>708470976
Thanks /b/ro
>>708470386
Thank you
>>708467209
Then GTFO
>>708468062
impressively weird
>>708471491
Any day, I did exactly what I told you not to do so…
I would love to fuck my cousin like seriously she is fucking hot.
>>708464072
Edger is that you? Just leave juleny.
I have been sexting 2 of my relatives husbands since 2011. I have alot of proof and thinking about blackmailing them with money. They are fathers and have a decent and good life. I made one piss himself and put a cucumber in his butt.
i only try to educate myself to be better than the others around me
>>708462656
My sister and I got shit faced last New Years and ended up fucking each others brains out. Buying Plan B with her the next morning was the most awkward thing I'd ever experienced.
>>708468700
I know how it can be, like I said, it's okay. We're always there for you.
>>708466383
your boyfriend has agreed to a threesome with a milf to help fulfill the fantasies you have about fucking your own mother.
I think he's probably open minded enough for a quick titflash.
>>708469378
let me tell you a secret my man. we are all fucking poinless lmao, we are pretty much squirted out of our moms vagina to this pointless world... nothing exists for a reason but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy life. the things that you give value to are valuable. so in a sense, you decide what is the meaning of yourself, of your life. alot of people make joy their target, because it's the most "certain good thing" in our reality. you can do that too. just don't worry too much my dude. sorry for late reply, i hope this thread didn't went 404 already.
>>708472164
>his fantasies*
i mean... isn't it obvious?
he just want to fuck a milf too...
idk how to feel about my secret
>be 13
>regularly feel up 9yo neighbor
>her parents weren't abusive but hella neglectful and she'd hangout @ my house cause mom cared for her
cont?
>>708472505
You're right anon, i would kill myself just because it makes no sense to live, but it's enjoyable, i can relate.
>>708472954
Well, we all know where this is going but cont
Passed out drunk as shit in a friend's bed one night. Woke up to him fapping and groping my ass in the middle of the night. I ended up sucking him off under the covers and he bent me over the side of the bed and fucked me bareback.
>>708462829
embrace your gayness and go be a happy person
>I used to train a bunch of people for work.
>At one point I'm training this hot married MILF.
>Everything goes fine until the night she's supposed to fly back home. A bunch of us are having drinks, and she calls it a night and goes to her room.
>I notice she left her bag at the table.
>I call it a night too and grab her bag to take it up to her on the way out
>she invites me into her room for a drink
>end up kissing, fingering, she gives me head, i bend her over and we fuck hard for hours
>she goes home
>about a year later i get a promotion and am sent to the city she lives in
>get in contact with her, we get drinks, start fucking again
>about two months into our affair she tells me i should meet her daughter
>um all right
>sets us up on a date, we actually click
>start dating her while still fucking her mom
>slowly stop fucking her mom over the course of about a year
>we're married now, and she knows nothing about me fucking her mom
And she never will.
>>708473567
Pretty similar to The Graduate
Well I always thought this was a pretty bad secret but upon reading some replies to this thread it's actually pretty mild. Basically I've always had a huge fucking crush on my cousin who's my age. Anyway, a few years ago we both hit puberty around the same time and whenever we hung out we'd flirt make small talk etc, eventually we started fooling around psychically with each other, we even started sleeping in the same beds cuddling, and I started getting raging hardons for her. The largest thing it ever led to though is her mildly grinding on me, getting naked with each other, talking semi sexually to each other etc. Well the years have gone on and we've slowly grown a little apart and none of it ever led to anything significant, probably because I was too much of a pussy to make a move, I still see her once and a while and we make small talk but she doesnt seem quite as interested. Sometimes I feel really guilty lol
>>708463862
That sounds just like a gay teenager's excuse to see his friends cocks and maybe jerk off together
>>708473732
Actually never seen it.
>>708473753
Damn its great to live in the South
I eat my dinner in my bathtub then I go to sexclubs to watch freak people get it on
>>708474087
I live in cali
I have a few secrets.
1. When I was younger and worked retail, I slowly stole almost $50,000 worth of merchandise from a major big box company over the course of 6 months. Everything from TVs to gaming consoles and even a fucking washer/dryer combo. I hated my boss, and I did it to get him fired. I got help from someone is loss prevention who hated him too, and helped me move all the merch. I quit a few days after he was fired for high shrinkage numbers. I sold almost everything I stole so I could pay tuition without the need for crippling student loan debt.
2. When I was 19, I fucked my 14 year old sister because we both got shitfaced on our parents booze stash while they were away for the weekend. I'm almost twice as old now, but my sister still says I was the best she ever had. She has fucked a lot of guys too.
3. I am married with 2 kids, but I have been cheating on my wife for 3 years with 2 different women. It's not that I don't like my wife, but I am the type of person that needs to experience different things regularly, otherwise I get bored. I asked my wife if we could have an open relationship, she said no, so I do it anyway. Currently involved with a really nice 8/10 Chinese girl and a very caring 7/10 Danish girl. Neither of them know about eachother or my wife. I live with both of them separately, and I rotate the time I spend with all 3 othe them by telling 2 of them I am going out of town on business for a week or so. Then I go "home" to the one I am spending time with, but they all think I am a super busy businessman. The reality is I work from home 80% of the time for Cisco. The worst part is that I'm seriously considering leaving my wife for one of the other girls, probably the Chinese one since she is rich as fuck and her father is a rich businessman from Shanghai.
>I lost my virginity to my cousin.
>I wanna fuck almost each of my cousins
ran an old man over with a quad bike when I was 10
>>708465022
Muhammad, is that you?
>>708461303
Bleached a dudes drink cause he stole a speaker from me
Somehow he didn’t die, but shit was mad expensive
>>708465359
how did you teach her to do it? story pls
When I was around 9 years old 2 of my older cousins that were 11 years old started to have me suck them off and kiss me. I "fell in love" with them and just enjoyed every moment we've spent together up until they got older and felt bad abou having sex with me(and maybe because it was gay), leaving me alone and heart broken for most of my teenhood, which caused me to fantasise about them and later "rape" them on their frequent sleepover at my house(since I was the rich one and always had the most recent console) which was basically me touching them and trying to suck them off... that ended when I met my first boyfriend and finally stopped feeling bad about being used by them and being abandoned when I wanted tem the most. fun fact: the one that kissed me the most ended up being straight, while the other turned out to be gay just like me. Recently i hacked the straight one's PC and got some pics and vids of him fucking some whores(I did it to find out if he was really straight)
>>708467414
you won't know unless you try it... do you always watch lesbian porn or other kinds too? what kind of lesbian porns do you like?
GO AWAY EVIL DOGGER
>>708472016
which relatives? do they know who you are?
IK WIL NIET OP DEZE SITE ZIJN.
Drunk and driving I hit a girl on her cycle on a country road
>Shocked I stopped the car and ran back to her
>Damn she was cute and unconcious
>I checked and she was still breathing so all good
>Lifted her skirt up and checked her panties
> Shoved a finger up her cunt and fingered her until her cunt got wet
>Got my cock out and was going to fuck her but then I thought about DNA
>So I just molested her some more, maued her tits and got four fingers up her cunt and two up her ass
>When she started moaning and moving I rushed back to my car and drove off
had an ongoing sexual relationship with my younger brother from when I was 13 to when I was 16, he was 7 at the start and 10 at the end
>>708477674
moaning and moving good or moaning and moving bad?
>>708477815
female?
I'm a hot popular girl. I hate everyone and I'd rather troll around here than spend one more sencond enduring the idiotic conversation normal people have. I identify more with ugly nerdy guys than anyone I hang with.
>>708477900
nope
>>708477953
how many dicks u sucked? how many pussys licked?
I wanna watch a 10 yo boy being sucked by a mature woman.
He must to have the foreskin all down
>>708478315
Dicks, over 100. Pussy maybe 15? Id have more girls but they are so much more complicated than dudes.
>>708477866
Just waking up I think, did'nt hang around to find out
Every day I wonder why I bother living, I go into work, act like a fun goofy guy with co-workers, when in reality I just want to be left the fuck alone. I hate being around people.
Fell in love with a fucking heroin addict, like a fucking moron. Almost got her pregnant, but finally just got her to fuck off. I'm sure she's getting fucked by some dealer at this point, and I feel guilty about it, but she doesn't want to change, and I just feel like I can't trust her, no matter how much I want to be around her.
The closer I've gotten to the dozen women I've ever had an actual relationship with in my life, the more I start to ignore them, and eventually push them away. Whether it's going good or bad, I always self sabotage. I'm hardly the best looking guy, but I'm not a complete shitbird either. But emotionally I just go from wanting to be close to eventually becoming distant, even hating them...then breaking up and I end up missing them, get back into another relationship...and it just keeps happening.
Father killed himself a few years back. The older I get...the more I think I'm going to end up like him, the last few years he was alive: paranoid and paralyzed with anxiety, till I realize that I'm just a burden to the people around me and then off myself.
The only reason I haven't killed myself thus far is because my mother is still alive, and losing bother her husband nearly destroyed her. If I did it...I don't know what she would do, and I still have two other siblings.
I just want to crawl into a hole and be forgotten.
>>708478464
thats great experienced women are amazing.. How old r u? Do u prefer to be a dom or sub?
>>708478464
How many dicks have u fucked? What do u like about nerdy guys?
I rejected the cutest girl in my class when i was 12-14 because i took it as a joke. Twice
>>708478622
I'm 32 (look 25).
Neither.. im over this shit. I started watching porn when I was 12 and imitated what I saw since. I thrive on the psychological gratification of doing everything, of being a vixen and pleasing others, but in actually, I'd much rather masturabte than have sex. Rarely ever have orgasms with other people, like maybe 2% of the time and even then, those orgsms sucks lol.
>>708478978
lol wow thats cool that u know what u like at least... what kind of porn did u start watching? what kind do you watch now? for the orgasms you did have with others, why did they happen?
>>708478711
I like their complete delusion of society. The way they value other fucking things than what a girl looks like or at least they'll focus on things that make her unique instead of what other people will think of them if they see them with her.
I like feeling like the holy grail. Not that Im hot shit or anything like that but I find most problems between humans are prtty and easy to solve and people break up or lie and hurt each otherso much just because of their fucking inflated ego its unbearable. I saw a guy recently (guy looking like ur classic scumbag steve) who's dog took a huge dump on the sidewalk. Another man told him to pick it up and the guy answered "no one speaks to me like this" abd walked away. This is what hot popual people are like. Their ego is more important than living peacefully in society. It makes me want to become a serial killar.
>>708478464
what was the most ppl you had sex with at the same time?
>>708461497
This is very vanilla, but it's been almost six months and I still can't get over my ex. He moved and my feelings for him went away, he came back to visit recently and when I saw him, the feelings immediately came back. I wish I could have enough courage to talk to him again.
I'm a real live wizard who does real live magic...but no one believes me. smh
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Ive developed a form of apathy after smothering two kittens at age 11.
>>708479562
Dunno been in a lot of orgies. Grass is always greener... we always want what we dont have. I miss being with a guy (or girl) and feeling like I'm not sure if they want to kiss me... and have an obvious connection and feel shy. I hate that I can ealk to anyone and say "wanna fuck " and the answer is prob gonna be yes. I miss making out for hours and have someone pet my tighs and crave him going further. Nowdays you wink at a guy and he Trumps you (pussy grabs you) its boring.
I'm mid-30s and I fingered a 13 year old relative that was vulnerable because she lost her father.
Ever since, not a day goes by that I don't have a panic attack about what would happen if she talked. There is no physical evidence. All texts have been erased, all cloud backups erased as well. No pictures. No witnesses. It would bank on her word alone, which is still enough to destroy someone even if charges aren't pressed.
There is no way in hell it was worth it. It was the biggest mistake of my life. The statute of limitations isn't up for another 11 years. I will continue to spend every day terrified.
Don't diddle kids. That's the moral of the story.
No pics/details because 4chan is a bunch of assholes.
>>708479541
Ya I could see that... The uniqueness of humans is what makes us human but also what makes us attractive.. Lately Ive been trying to hook up with nerdy girls who have a few really sexy qualities but go unnoticed by others most of the time... They are much more genuine and usually kinkier and willing to try new things
>>708479777
teach me dude
>>708479777
Trips check out. Nice meeting you Merlin.
>>708479807
Fucking pig
>>708479674
Thing is... feelings are not real. They are only the outcome of what your life experience has thought you you SHOULD feel. Like a placebo effect... so good news is : you can get over it when you really decide to.
>>708479674
you need more time anon and it will pass. Give it 1.5 years at least and meet other guys in the mean time.... 6 months not long enough sorry
>>708479808
Hahahah ya we all want what we can't have... I find I get the most sex when Im having the most sex since Im not looking for it... Then the best stuff happens and it's the most exciting because it is more real...
I have no friends because i am a terrible person.
>>708480004
Thanks for the public service announcement, Captain Autismo. But feelings, as defined by Webster, are real. 7,400,000,000 people say so.
Have a gf, recently my ex gf messaged me and I think I'm still in love with her. My ex changed my life.
rolkj
>>708479825
except for the moral at the end this feels all too real
oh wait that's no secret
about half of the secrets in these threads are mine.
I used to cheat on my girlfriend, fuck other girls with no condom on and the next day have her give me head and fuck...never noticed lol. Notices when I jerk off because it "taste like hand".
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger.
whAT is 4chun
do sane people even use b
Want to date my coworker real bad but im pretty sure she just wants to stay friends because theirs a little but of an age difference. shes 22 im 20
that is no age difference
>>708479808
Meh, not really fair. It's like when men say all women are cheating whores. There's plenty of guys that want romance. You just have to wait until they're sick of dealing of immature women and are ready for a real partner. That happens around 28ish
>>708478978
you sounds awesome! Wanna kik?
>>708477953
post pic to confirm hotness or you are lying
>>708480512
Before me shes only dated guys 2-3+ years older.
and she keeps flaking everytime we make plans, she "swears" shes not standing me up and things really come up last minute but im not buying it tbh. She said she definitely wants to hang out but we'll see i guess.
>>708480595
here.
>>708480343
it is. her family is coming to stay with us for thanksgiving this year and I'm trying to decide how to play it. like if I should pretend nothing happened or rain down cash on her. I definitely won't be bringing it up, and if she brings it up I will deny everything in case it's being recorded without me knowing. meh.shit's way too stressful
>>708480469
No, she doesn't want to date you because you're not interesting to her. Everything else is a shitty reason hiding that single truth. Either figure out how to be exciting and interesting or call it a day and move on.
Come meet me in a feels thread later and you can tell me the same shit. This is a lesson learnt through experience.
>>708480661
8/10 tits please
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger
>>708480512
>that is no age difference
kids are retarded, though. they can't fathom how short 2 years is.
>>708479825
did she like it? details of how it happened pls.
>>708480700
how old is she now?
no clue how statues of limitations work where you are so I don't know if she'll be 15 and swarming with hormones or 20 and maybe able to be reasoned with
>>708462081
It's because you had bad breath. Or some small flaw she couldn't live with
>>708480707
Really? because i felt like we really hit it off. She's always laughing when shes around me and we can talk for hours. I think shes really cool not just another chick to fuck but like someone im genuinely interested in.
i am my grand daughters father.
>>708479839
I can see that. I used to date really nerdy guys, but the difference is self confidence was hard to deal with. Im obviously very broken. Magnificent in some ways, but broken. With guys that are too nerdy I can just puppet them... its no fun. I dont mean to do it, its just a defense mechanism. But with normal people, I can call their bullshit from MILES away. My dad was bipolar so as a little girl, every day I had to sense his mood through his demeanor to know if today I could talk to him or if he was having a bad day and a simple hello would send me flying in a wall... Training this skill from such a young age has made me insanely perceptive to people's mood and true intentions. Which makes hanging around superficial people only more unbearable. But hanging with geekier people they'll keep saying stuff like "well this might be really boring to you" or "yeah I made a good costume, nothing like your level of style but you know...". People also never call me because they think I have better things to do or better people to hang with, but I dont... I go to VIP parties because I'm lonely and I spend 15 min there than head home because people ARE SO FUCKING DUMB.
>>708480661
I'm on the same boat. I was the high school football captain. Very good looking and always were in the party scene and around girls. However, I enjoyed my free time more of hanging out with my next door neighbor who was a super nerd and all his friends playing Xbox, listening to music and just talking about random shit. They always got flattered when they asked why someone like "me" would be chilling with them and I told them shit like "I am one of you", etc. I feel like it made me a better individual
>>708480948
Well shit. Fuck if I know. You shouldn't listen to me about this. I'm a fucking /b/tard for fucks sake.
>>708479825
Did she like it? What was her reaction?
>>708461497
go away evil dogger
>>708462081
There is literally no happy ending to this story. She wasn't into you dude - not all of them will be. And there's no way to proceed with revealing yourself without coming off as a massive creep. Counterplan - get her to fall for your new persona, then arrange to meet, stand her up, and when she asks tell her you're going through a stressful time and need some alone time. It's petty and vindictive and you're punishing her for doing nothing wrong, but it might cheer you up and stop you from being such a mopey little bitch.
>>708481085
Thanks for the replies my dog ill keep at it and see what happens
>>708480823
I won't give too many details. She liked it, though. When she pulled down her panties out of nowhere, it completely surprised me. I wasn't expecting that to happen so fast. There had been a lot of pushing-the-boundaries touching/cuddling going on the previous few days and this was the culmination. I stopped fingering her after about 2 minutes because something came up.
I remember how surprised I was at how small her butt was. I am so used to adult butts. It could nearly fit in my palm. It made me feel like a true pedo and I didn't enjoy the sensation at all. Creeped me out. Her age became really apparent from that groping.
>>708461303
I lied on a polygraph and passed
>>708480826
about 15. Statue of limitations for the act runs out when the victim turns 25.
>>708462500
I think you might have the gays for him.
Been addicted to heroin since May 14th (my girlfriend of 4 years birthday) She has no idea and neither does anyone in my family. Thinks I only make less than half of what I do because a majority of my money goes to drugs.
>Feels bad man
Also i think my girlfriend cheated on me last month. All the evidence says she does but no definitive proof.
>Just too much of a depressed, drug addict, pussy to break up with her
>pic related; me on the right when i was young happy and healthy
>>708481013
>>708481005
Exactly how I am. I can't date preppy girls. They're too easy to figure out and see their qualities. Why I always go for mysterious type of girls, ones with amazing music taste and wear non sluttu clothes.
>>708481185
no, you tell her you found someone smarter or skinnier. that is how you piss a woman off.
>>708481005
You have to find the balance between being nerdy (but into cool stuff) and not nerdy (into dumb shit) and you find the coolest nerds. I have met some really great girls who are musical, artistic, intellectual etc. and the sex with them is almost always better that the 'hot' girls Ive fucked.. theyre just way more real.., I gotta get off the comp but if you wanna kik: loverofallover
>>708481185
>doing nothing wrong
Eh, I wouldn't say nothing wrong. She's basically stringing him along instead of being straight up about it. That's a pretty dick move.
i fucked my calculus teacher, some hot ass iranian lady, in her campus office room, then i went to my gf's house and fucked her too without cleaning teacher's dry pussy juice
>>708481409
even preppy girls are unique. the problem is that their existence is rooted so firmly in the social circus that they have a genuine fear of someone finding out they like disco, read manga, or watch documentaries. it would annihilate their reputation and tank their standing at school.
it really is stupid. but if you get a prep to trust you enough, you will see how unique they can be.
Last year my best friend kept going on and bragging about how he fucks different girls (even though he has a girlfriend and kids) and it made me so upset knowing his family will be dysfunctional. So I told his girlfriend and to my surprise she wanted to get back at him so we fuck every time I sleep over. Sucks though because his kids are too young and I really love those ugly bastards.
>>708461497
go away evil nigger
>>708481223
sounds like she was into it.... I don't think she would say anything ? what made u think she was into it?
>>708480554
Give me ONE reason.
>>708481607
how did u fuck teacher. story pls. how old were you and how old was she?
>>708481692
Girlfriend finds a way to justify cheating, and plays the victim. This is a woman's specialty. If she wasn't sponging off her boyfriend in some way, she would have simply dumped him. But she is gaining something from him, so she can't leave. She just screws other guys on the side. I'm sure you're not the only one, and I'm sure you know that.
>>708481779
I have never met a girl that is addicted to porn
>>708462829
Fag
http://www.datpiff.com/ISIS-Islamic-State-In-Sacramento-Isis-Mixtape.807888.html
I mix music for a living but these are my songs that I have made for myself and are not as out there for obvious reasons..
>>708481627
>>708481525
Whoever in this Convo wanna start kik chat before Thread 404? EricMark33 add me
>>708481732
the way she dropped her panties when it really wasn't necessary for where were at in the make-out process. I hadn't even grabbed her tits under her shirt yet. I could judge by how wet she was because she had a tampon in which really made the whole thing futile and it's why I stopped. Nothing was going to get done like that and it'd be too awkward to bring it up. She was 13, after all. She wouldn't be as comfortable with the topic as an adult
>>708481525
Its not like that... most people cant empathize with emotions they have never felt or could never feel. The shit I been trough is pretty strange and unique and hard to empathize with for most people.
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger
>>708462875
>haven't seen her since
Of course you haven't you creepy weirdo. She must have told her parents, and they're not exactly gonna send their own child to hang out with Virgin McPedo-Hands over here. If you were in my family you would be lonely at christmas.
>>708464064
Friends a closet fag. Hates himself. Hates you by proxy. My recommendatio? KYS.
I wanna be an hero so badly.
When I was 13 i babysit for this family and the dad would drive me home when they got back. His conversation topics on the ride were usually borderline sexual and creepy. One night he pulls into this secluded spot and and starts kissing me and puts his hand up my dress and starts fingering me. This happens the next time too, and the time after that he took my virginity. Even after I stopped babysitting he would fuck me off and on. It was like he had a spell on me and I both hated and loved it. I never have told anyone the truth about losing my virginity and instead say i just lost it to somebody in school. I'm 24 now and he called me up just a few months ago and I ended up cheating on my boyfriend and fucking him again.
>>708472954
Please continue.
>>708482178
empathize no, but sympathize yes.... sympathizing with someone can be helpful
>>708481627
Another thing that I have encountered is that girls find it especially attractive when I come at them with that agenda that isn't tipically preppy. Like I'll tell them I'm reading a book or listening to Pink Floyd or this and that and it immediately turns them on. If that intellectuality doesn't make them interested then they wouldn't be anything more to me than a girl I fuck after I go "douche bag player" on them. See the divergence?? Ayee
>>708461303
currently in love with a trap. family doesn't know yet.
>>708461497
Go away evil dogger
>>708481893
Are you really only blaming the wife when the husband was bragging about cheating first?
>>708482715
But forreal, I'm lonely as fuck and need someone to talk to. Me n girl just broke up so meh. Kik the kik
>>708461497
go away evil dogger
I love to steal nudes of friend's gf from their pc/phones.
>>708478499
Have you considered killing them before killing yourself?
>>708482873
You can't blame both? Cheating on someone to get revenge for cheating is not a mature way to handle a situation, and it's not forgivable just because he did it first. If it's so devestating, then you leave the relationship. How is escalating it helping anyone? Logically, it's not. But to a woman with something to lose, it fits perfectly.
Counterpoint, 9 times out of 10, a man would not cheat on his girlfriend to get revenge on her. He'd abandon the relationship first.
I keep fucking random girls and guys I find on Craigslist, I am 32 have a girlfriend and 2 kids.
>>708482641
wow how come u did it again? did u like it the first time ?
The warrant is approved but it won't change anything
>>708481893
He's maintaining her that's why, she used to go "hang out" with old friends but I'm sure she was fucking other dude's. It really didn't take long for her to suggest we get back at him. Their old room mate used to flirt but I'm sure she's fucking so many dude's. No wonder they got stuck together, she got knocked up and is forced to live with him.
>>708483062
share pls
I cut shit off with my ex strictly because she had one long strand of hair coming out her asshole, told her i just didnt feel it anymore. The day before told her i loved her as i nat in her puss
>>708483196
You most certainly should blame both. That post was all about how awful the girlfriend and girls in general were.
Also you pulled that little statistic out of your ass.
If moop charged $5 for 4chins passes he would sell more
>>708483697
if he paid people to take them he'd sell like 5 times as many
>>708483586
>statistic
news flash: just because it has a numeric character, doesn't mean it's a literal statistic. lighten up, francis.
>>708483586
Not really about blaming the girl, more like I live with the fact that I'm in the middle of fucking my shitty best friend over and ruining a relationship that was already in the dirt. Their kids are too cute, sucks what's happened.
>>708484057
>damage control after saying something stupid
>>708478499
Jim?
