So my gf of a year and a half broke up with me last week and it's like impossible to get over her. She says we can only be friends and it's sucks. Help /b/ I'm just really sad.
Bro she's definitely already touching other cocks, meanwhile you're crying to her over text. She's probably giving your messages less than 1% of her attention because shes chilling with a new guy
>>708460711
People change man. It's fucking nuts, but it happens. You'll unfortunately never know why/how and many others things.
Accept it, let time and nature take its course
Move on fast as fuck. Simplest thing to do is show her that you can live your life without her. And go to the fucking gym and look 1000% better then you probably do now, show her what she could of had.
>>708460946
She is. She snaps guys in class and shit now. It hurts so bad just thinking about it. I really thought she was the one. But last week she told me that she didn't love me anymore. Out of the fucking blue. I didn't want to be friends with her but I'm pretending to now just to talk to her again. It hurts so bad
I was the same. Dated for about a year, took 2 years to get over her. She came back but I finally realised I didn't want her at all. But don't be friends with her. That means you have to watch her fall in love with someone else all over again and I swear to fuck it's going to kill you. Get her out of your life, it'll only make things easier.
Good luck, /b/ro.
>>708461203
You are such a beta fucking faggot it's just unimaginable....
be me same thing i just got drunk for many month and went full retard then i realized that its shit and got over it
>>708460711
Stop talking to her. DONT BE FRIENDS! The more you talk to her the more difficult of a time it is going to be to get over her.
>>708461316
Yeah thads why j didn't want to be friends. I can't stand thinking of her with another guy. She never got upset from this and she's been snapping guys since the day after we broke up. I almost threw up in class today when she sent some fag a sexy selfie.
Despite the harshness and seemingly unreliable advice being given, I recommend you listen to the anons in this thread, anon. There's no point living in the past when all you have left is your future.
>>708461203
Dont be a little bitch, delete her number, cut all contact and learn from this. Better yourself and learn how the be keep the attraction of women.
You probably wont listen and try to crawl back to her, but in the end you will probably learn or be a unhappy beta for the rest of your life.
>>708460711
lol friends.
why the fuck u wanna be her friend for? so you can look at the nigga she fuckin and be up to date with every time she go out and get drunk and suck a random nigga dick? fuck her dude. look for other bitches
>>708461582
Wish I fucking knew that when I did this shit. My ex started talking about her new boyfriend and sucking his dick like it was everyday conversation and I went and fucked her best friend. Honestly, an ex coming back into your life will just cause trouble in the long run.
>>708461691
You're right. That was actually well worded. Thanks.
Idk she was just so perfect. And she keeps blaming me. Saying I didn't care enough. Saying we didn't go out enough because my anxiety makes me scared of being in pubic. She's not even upset and I think she only wants to stay friends so her conscience stays at ease
>stop talking to her/cut her out of your life and social media, shes a vapid attention whore, not worth your time
>go do things, literally anything
>dont give her any more attention
>dont be pathetic, shes not going to change her mind just bc you ask
>she doesnt want you, for that reason you shouldnt want her
>tfw no love
just move on anon, and yeah improve yourself
Bro, she wants to cuck you. When someone speaks to you in ultimatums they usually want something out of you but don't want the hassle of dealing with you.
Saying you can ONLY be friends basically means you'll find yourself wondering why you can't be more. The reason being that she's getting stuffed by Tyrone and she can't have your smell flowing into her gape.
>>708461956
Hahaha fuck her conscience. When she's with you, sure, her feelings matter. Now that there's someone else? Fuck how she feels. Tell her straight up that you don't want to be friends, she completely fucked you over, goodbye. Done. And also keep any nudes in a folder in case you need to blackmail her into backing off. (but don't look at them, you'll feel worse)
Just imagine that pussy being beat up. Licking it wildly while she squirms and the wetness flows. Think of the last time you saw that smile or that grin that meant she was ready to be naughty.
Now forget it all, its not your dick beating that pussy, its not your lips sucking her dry. And that look in her is now making some other guys dick drip. God speed OP
>>708462012
This. You have worth. If she decided she didn't want to be with you, it's her loss.
So how did you /b/ros overcome the sadness and depression. It's really tough. Idk. I haven't gotten better in over a week. What should I do
>>708462333
Booze and cum.
>>708462333
It takes more than a week if you were really into this chick. Give it a few months. Finding someone else will speed it up. Sucks but you need more time.
>>708462333
Seriously you want some genuine advice, stop being a fucking bitch, get better at every aspect of your life through struggle, hard work and believing in yourself, then make that dumb whore jealous, otherwise you're just going to look like a sad little cunt your whole fucking life and disappoint your parents.
>>708462480
We had discussed marriage I really loved her. This is like my first really big break up that wasn't like Highschool level shit.
>>708462249
Also fuck you anon this hurt to read
>>708462333
Like I said earlier, it took me 2 years. I used to look at her selfies and imagine she'd come back. Eventually I constantly reminded myself of how much of a cunt she was, I started talking to different people, I smoked a lot of green and I bettered myself.
>>708462249
Not the time, anon. I'm all for brutal honesty but come on, salt in the wound ain't helping.
There is only one logical thing to do now .. and that is to dumpnanything and everything you have in your phone about her ( expect personals information we don't really wanna ruin her life ) we want to see it all . That's the only way to get over her
>>708462662
Shit man, yeah you need months then. Happened to me before, took me a year and a half to stop randomly feeling terrible about it every other day. Surround yourself with friends as much as possible.
>>708462662
Tuff love /b/ that's life whether ya read or not it's happening, oh and probably right now.
Now take your dick out of your ass and go grab life by the pussy.
>>708462963
P.S Just not hers =)
>>708460711
Give her up and move on. Also some OC tits. Year and a half you got them
Vent. Find the best way for you to vent. For me, I got a load of tires and made a punching back out of them, and just punched it for about a week straight. Gets all the shit outta your system and you might get a little bulkier too.
>>708463344
I knew I'd get dubs cause I'm right. Show the tits
>>708462804
Why you think you she aint sticking shit in her holes, wake up. She's probably bent over right now squeezing cum bubbles out of every crevice.
>>708462681
Lots of green and acid here. Went down a bad path... started being offered harder drugs and decided to get my shit straight
I just sent her the following message:
"I'm not going to be around you when you find some other guy who's going to hug you and kiss you and fuck you. Im not going to be around you when you make cute faces and send them to random douche bags to tease them. Im not going to be around you when you have any fun at all to see your eyes light up. IM not going to torture myself by seeing every day what you took from me. IM not
Going to let that happen. Im going to work hard to be better than I was with you so when I find a girl that makes me happier than you did I can treat her better than anyone will ever treat you. Im not succumbing to being a worthless pussy who mopes around anymore because I lost you and my friends. They're not my real friends and you aren't anymore either. Real friends would at least acknowledge me as a person, something that you guys never did. And I'm not going to suffer anymore because of your mistake. "
Idk if it was a good decision. I know it's cheesy but k need to let her know I'm done feeling bad because of her
>>708463530
Great cry for help manboy
>>708463445
Yeah she was bent over while they were dating. Give your weak shit up you fat fuck.
>>708463595
Now change to I am and go back to your sorry ass cuck life
>>708463628
Im sure she was and not by him apparently read it!
>>708463530
There you go anon.. you can't be just friends with the person you love . It just can't happen no matter how much you want to it just can't be .. either move on and better yourself like you told her you were going to do or stay moping and go nowhere .. I personally think you did the right thing anon .. something you just gotta grab ya balls and be a man
>>708463712
Now you both go powder your manginas and hold hands!
>>708463463
Never tried acid tbh. I've done coke before, but the gear down here (I'm in Ireland) is shit tbh. I've always wanted to try everything at least once.
>>708463530
You're gonna look back at this message in like a month and realize how retarded it is
>>708463530
She should run, run, as fast as she can. Total douche lord message you wrote. Cheesy is an understatement.
>>708463983
It already looks bad to me now. Lack
Of sleep and caffeine overdose does not help the brain at all
>>708462333
Get another girl. I don't really give a fuck if you like her. She's just gotta be attractive and alright to be around. Make sure that your ex sees you being romantic and shit with her. She's probably just satisfied thinking you'll never get over her and if she sees that's not true she'll get pissed off. Just don't be a pussy and take her back, she should've burned it with you after this "friends" bullshit
Go dry your pussy
>>708463530
Little cheesy but fuck it, it works. Only other piece of advise I can give is start putting yourself out there. I met my ex when I was socially awkward and when I lost her it broke me, but now I actually make an effort to talk to women. Worst case scenario, they don't fuck you but you meet their friends.
And remember OP, never treat a stranger like a stranger. Act like you've known them all your life and you're golden.
find a rebound and make her feel just as bad as you do right now
>>708464153
This.
>>708460711
Don't be friends with your ex unless she can help you get with her female friends. Move on.
Thanks for the words of encouragement guys. You're like the only ones to support me. None of my friends would talk with me about it. I tried to bring it up but they said I wasn't allowed to talk about my feelings because they didn't want to lose friendship with her. Then they get on me cuz j get mad at them. But thanks guys. It's sad but you're al better than my friends.
>>708460711
Don't waste your time. Had the same thing happen to me awhile ago and instead of trying to make it happen and work, I just let it go. Block every form of communication and just find something to distract yourself with. It helped me out
>>708464286
You scream stranger danger
>>708463530
>>708463530
Why are you so upset? You do realize this is a blessing right? You're going to plow so many chicks and get so drunk so many times! You're also going to be super focused and have a group of guys you live with and find a good paying job. I don't understand people who get so upset after a break up. Been dating the same girl for 5 years and want to marry, but if she left me, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
>>708460711
>Bro she's definitely already touching other cocks, meanwhile you're crying to her over text. >She's probably giving your messages less than 1% of her attention because shes chilling with a new guy
Or worse she might be with another guy making fun of your texts to her. They do that.
>>708464496
Hah even your friends are cucking you for her,..
So they can hit that ass next =
Mag niet!
>>708461203
Lmao... Out of the blue you say... Shit man your bringing back memories of my past. If youre anything like me, get ready for a really rough road.
>>708464286
Great piece of advice. Thank you anon
>>708464545
Why, because I'm not some snivelling, antisocial cretin who can't talk to strangers?
Don't take your loneliness out on me, bud.
>Write her and tell her that pussy stank.
You'll feel at least a million times better !!!
Oh, then post us the reply for lulz
>>708462333
Took me two years :( not exaggerating, id dream about her every night.
Hey anon any chance you'll drop nudes ?
>>708464931
Absolutely welcome. I'm just trying to help people grab life by the bollocks.
>>708464932
Ha ha,. ha,. He said cretin..
This is why your not getting pussy and confirms stranger danger.
Have you got nudes if so post them op
My girlfriend broke up with me once a couple years ago (back together now), I managed to bang a couple chicks in a couple days and after we got back together I had three girlfriends going for a couple weeks. One of them was an 8/10 who played volleyball and had rock hard abs, another was a 9/10 blonde who was probably way too good for me- but was a virgin and my roommate also liked her.
I guess what I'm saying is, why do you even care? I think I banged one girl within 20 minutes of being broken up with.
>>708461203
I think eventually, or rather I hope for your own sake that you will stop torturing yourself and drop her as a friend. She sounds like she has no empathy. But then again thats bitches for you. They only feign that when they are infatuated. Then when that wanes you get to see what they are really like and it aint pretty.
>>708464933
Dubs have spoken
>>708465163
>Implying anyone on /b/ gets pussy
Try harder, fag. You're boring me.
How can you all be so fragile? Yeah getting dumped sucks but it sounds like you fuckers have absolutely no personality to begin with so the only thing you had going was this other person's validation. Be less fucking dependent and insecure.
>>708465289
Oh im sorry, you meant boipussy
And I'm sure you make a great bottom little spoon.
>>708461157
This, but you don't even need to gym it up.
You move on. Find some extra filthy porn to watch, sign up on dating sites, and find a nicer pussy to fuck.
Oh. And spend a cathartic day doing/enjoying all the shit she had a problem with. Whether it's food you like but she didn't, shows you enjoy but she had a problem, whatever. Fucking enjoy yourself. You're single and there are plenty of holes to fuck out there.
OP be fucking honest. It kind of gets you a little bit hard knowing some other guy is tearing her pussy up doesnt it?
>>708465440
Well, it's an improvement. GG anon.
>>708465368
Exactly! Get laid. This kid is probably like 23 and in his prime atm.
>>708465613
Oh those nutz are salty right now
Op just post nudes and you'll feel better .
>>708465613
No it just kinda makes me want to throw up
How could you ever give this one this much power over you? It's sad, it's pathetic, you didn't deserve her. I'd love to tear her up. I'd love to be the guy that fucked your girlfriend because you were too pathetic to actually lock that down. I bet that cunt has been fucking guys for months without you noticing. I bet she swallows too.
>>708465625
You made my taint tingle just a little
>>708465613
I admit it. It turns me on to think of my ex doing that.
>>708466077
It turns me on thinking of OP's X now doing it =)
>>708465875
Come on op post them nudes .. let see what she looks like
If i was as big of a pussy as you, I never would've gotten my gf back after our break up....well actually she never would've broken up with me becuse she wouldn't have caught me making out with that girl....
>>708465875
Oh come on OP. Just imagine pic related is her pussy, but not your dick.
Here's her tits that's all you guys get
>>708461203
Listen to these bros. Had same Situation. Big love, out of blue, never got an explanation. Tried to get her back, she more than one time disappointed and fucked me up. Is now a strange person. Invites me only to her birthday where speaks some sentences with me and then fucks off. I get then drunk and dont give a fuck. Get her as fast as possible out of time. Smoke a bit more weed than usual. Take some time to be alone and then go party. Dont search for women, search for your fun. This will help.
I have an question too. I know a girl and I asked her going out, first not that much time, she is travelling often, then we gone out, it was nice but not BOOM. She wanted go party, but I wanted it slow. Gone home. Then I had exams, she saw me randomly and said after exams we can go drink again. Now it's much later because she don't have time. This week she said its Bad too. With Smilies and shit. But on the other side she is searching contact w me in university but then when I am there she is mainly talking with anyone else or has not much time if alone. I don't know I think I maybe make her a bit nervous. But if why won't she find time for an date? Any opinions? Sryy for the english
>>708466619
Wtf is going on with her cheeks?
>>708466619
double moles? huge tits? Pussy out? Sent to a faggot like you? What a slut, what ever made you think you'd lock this down?
>>708462333
Drinking is always woth a thought but only if you are able to stop it in time. I was pretty much drunk/high for one month all day long when my ex left me. Helped me to get over it. But as i said you need to have enough discipline to stop it and not become addicted to avoid ending up as a total waste.
Hookers are also a valid option to get her out of your head.
>You'll miss that taste of her asshole left on your lips
>>708466581
Call me crazy but I find it makes me feel better when I think of my ex getting fucked and I have a wank. Like oh well she was just some slut anyway. Kind of takes the weight off it.
>>708466760
>being this much of a cuck
>>708466619
Doxd,. What a crock of shit you are
http://www.porn4free.us/pin/b0d336331ae52d66769bb655c37032c6
>>708466760
No youre just lighter because of the loss of bodily fluids,
>>708461956
Yeahr give a fuck off her. She doesn't really matter. She doesn't wants you in her life and so she is insulting you and your emotions. She isn't perfect, you sure find flaws if you think long enough. Its just she is out of honeymoon and u still in
>>708466732
Same thing happened to me last month but its dangerous because I already have a binge drinking problem. Im amazed that this month it has only happened a couple of times. Im finding that renovating my apartment and reading stoic stuff is helping now. May sound boring to all the people saying go out and party but Im pretty bored with that sort of life myself. Been there done that.
Op here and that's not my gf. I'm not gunna post her nudes cuz I respect her enough when she said to delete them. I'm not going to delete them however but I'll do her the favor of not sharing. I may use them for blackmail sometime tho
>>708467156
>Why im sure she is sharing them noodz now Hahah !!!
>>708466677
One of my hardest lessons to learn on my path to being good with the ladies was that not every woman is important, in fact, none of them are. Women are important and men and women are equal, but nobody is going to come into your life and change everything. I treat every woman the same who I have a romantic interest in. I say weird shit, I be me, and if they don't like it- I have quite a few other females I'd bang. I guess what I mean is, don't be afraid to test the waters, don't be too nervous because you're not going to marry this girl until you know she's the one. Getting past this stage in a relationship means understanding that nobody could possibly be the one until you get past this stage. So, you might as well be you and act like your shit don't stink because if they don't make it past that test then they sure as shit aren't going to marry you.
>>708462199
That was sound advice until the very end.
>nigga dump dem nudes
>>708462333
Took me over 3-4 years, intoxication with weed is really good because you don't give a fuck. But don't do it whole time. You need some sober time to compute your experiences and emotions
>>708461203
>in class
>op is a baby
>>708467409
Really? I find weed makes me give way too many fucks but to each his own I guess.
>>708463530
Now delete her and dont even wait for an answer. Make the decision closed and the chapter locked. No need to look back again. And yes its a bit cheesy but if you stay at this point and dont go further the reaction is ok
>>708467156
And here we are being fine /b/row and sharing life advice with you and you can't even share the nudez ..
>>708467531
Not revealing real age but I'm over 18 and under 26
>>708467409
You dont give a fuk on weed???? Wat U smoking cause the weed I know makes ya give a fuk and bring me some reeses peanut butter cup bitch or ill show you how many fucks I give
>>708464153
No need to take her back she won't stay anyway forever with him. She showed she is not trustworthy. Find new better girl, dunno.
>>708467822
Thats how many men she'll bang in the next six months #lifefact
>>708466760
holy shit you are a cuck
>>708467789
Yeah thats the hard part but you have to do it. I fucked up with that part and drunk texted her a few times after but oh well, not like it matters now anyway. Hopefully you wont make as much of a right cunt of yourself as I did. But if you do forgive yourself. In time it wont matter trust me.
>>708465368
You obviously havent met a great love until now.
How old are you guys? Didn't read all the posts but already sounds like a high school breakup, you'll be playing cat and mouse all the way thru your young adult lives most likely...
>my girlfriend's name is Alyssa lol
>>708466760
>tfw you do the same thing except not with exs just current gfs
>>708460711
Used to be with a girl named Alyssa that did the same thing.
I'm sorry, OP
>>708468290
What is this bronx tale?
>>708468406
I blame too much porn in my case. Makes you develop a thing for watching a girl be an absolute slut.
Wouldn't it be hot if pic related happened to your ex OP? There is a good chance it could tbh.
>>708468695
Maybe. Tbh it feels like I jerk off pretty often thinking about my girlfriend and her ex
>>708468290
I've had several really serious relationships, only a few casual flings. Everyone is replaceable, including you. Nobody is perfect, and you can always find someone else to love, who will love you. That might all sound cynical, but in the end it's a better way of thinking about it.
>>708467783
Well smoked since last year 5 years near daily. I always didnt give a fuck at all. Since begin of this year it seems to me like in suffering from anxiety attacks from time to time which are controllable. But weed triggers them so I only smoke when im drunk. It's anyway strange. Normally im a guy thinking too much about women and other shit. When I go party I don't give a shit about women even if they offer me sex (until I lay horny in bed next day and regret).
>>708462963
No shit, I probably watched this gif for 2minutes because I was listening to Eminem - The Way I Am and it just followed the rhythm perfectly.
>>708469047
Well if you really love someone more than urself and she is breaking up with you it's nothing rational. But maybe not everyone is able to feel such intense. You just loose an part of yourself. It's now 7 years over and still hurts me, but I buried it. It's only a scar. But if I find someone like that again I will try it again. I will just pay more attention if she is trustworthy
>>708469574
You're a closet homosexual, with visions of delusion, and suffering from PTSD. If anyone offered you sex you would probably nut before you sank ballz deep. Well in that boi pussy
Went through pretty much the same thing back in February. Delete everything that can give you access to her. Phone number, Facebook, email, etc. All pictures and at least put away any gifts that she gave you, throw them away if they aren't useful. It'll get better. I still haven't found much happiness, but I no longer hurt or feel desire for my ex, and frankly, I'm not all that concerned about what she's doing now. Shit happens man. Use this as a learning experience on what you could have done better.
>>708469047
Your whole identity. It's not what you buy or wear or how much you earn. It's all about people you love and which people love you. You define yourself mainly over friends and loved ones and over activities you love.
>>708469891
Now that may the single greatest moment of this post Anon. Ty,. It is a great gif and you my friend ar an amazing idividual =)
>>708470047
Is this what they said to you?
>>708470521
Yes, I'm one of your voices of delusion.
I can believe I read half this thread. You faggots need to go fap yourselves to sleep while you cry
>>708471068
Yeah, that does help in those first few weeks. Or find some Tinder slut to humiliate.
>>708460711
Dude shes fuckin evil. I know you dont want too & and its gonna suck and hurt but you got to let her go. She decided you weren't worth her time anymore so dont waste your time on her any more.
I hate this feeling im going through it now so know that your not alone.
What im doing is i erased every text, email and phone call and pic i had of her.
Everything that reminds me of her i throw away. I started to workout again, i put all my anger amd sadness into a run or a workout. I wont lie it still stings but it will not last forever unless i let it.
Hang in there brotha and get over her because as much as it sucks she got over you.
>>708471068
I bet you can,. Well only read about half a post.
>>708460711
shit sucks.
move on.
time will show you that she wasn't worth it.
>>708471292
Nine out of Ten Tinder women are really man fags who wants them nut pics :D
>>708465012
He didn't get any nudes he's a cuck can't you tell
btw anon not to be harsh but man the fuck up jfc
>>708471847
anon 1 or 2
She's probably been dp'ing the past two months. She training you to be a cuck. Move along and forget that hoe. Post her nudes to prove you're not beta.
>>708460711
Nice dubs. Also I know how you feel. I had a gf of 2.5 years and she broke up with me recently. I treated her great but i guess it wasnt meant to be. I hurt pretty bad too but for me not talking and trying to forget helped a little. It will still hurt but the more you forget the less it hurts. I hope you get over her.
>>708472079
They probably never even dated.
>Wouldnt that be some shit.
>>708461203
Kill yourself beta
>>708462249
That was harsh.
>>708472862
God speed to you too
OP LISTEN UP YOU FUCK
EVERYONE LOSES THEIR LOVE, YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT, BUT IF SHE DOES THIS YOU DESERVE BETTER! FUCK HER, FIND A NEW SMASHTACO AND DELETE THIS SLUT OFF OF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SOURCE! LISTEN TO ME! WORK OB SELF IMPROVEMENT!!
>>708460711
>>708462333
1. stop crying over some girl that's 1/3.5b = 0.0000000002.8571429
2. lift until you have good physique
3.find another girl to add to your life (NOTE: she's supposed to enhance your life, not be your whole life)
4. this time dont be a huge faggot over her
Give us her number
>>708473186
Concur with all but #2
Just masturbate more OP, and get out the fucking house. Get some vitamin D. and go get your Dick wet.
Give us details of what she looked like naked so we have a better idea of what you were working with. Better yet,meone be a beta fag and post the nudes.
BANG A DUDE NOW. THEN YOU REALLY HAVE A REASON TO POST ON /B/
>>708473723
why would you not want to exercise?
>>708462662
You act like a little whiny bitch and wonder why she has another guys dick in her ass right now? With that attitude every grill would leave you after a while. You make chicks responsible for your hapiness and 1) this is a dick move 2) that's the gf-role 3) this will lead to you getting thrown away like a used tampon.
Solution: make yourself happy and be independent. And for fucks sake, you don't talk about marriage after one and a half years! What the fuck is wrong with your brain?!?!
fake
>>708460711
First off if you are under 25 stop dating! You are losing out on your prime pussy pounding years. Second, women are 3rd class citizens them minute you start treating them like the fucl holes they are you will be getting laid left and right.
>>708474106
Is not stroking your love stick exercise???? C'mon now and I save in gym memberships..
>>708460711
Fucking duh. It happened last week. I was with my last ex for a little over two years, and it took me like 6 months to get over her. Time will heal your wounds, my /b/rother
Go shit on the hood of her car. Pro tip, eat Taco Bell beforehand.
>>708474268
No man,.... The pussy YEARS go on, and on , and on.
They even get better with age scientific fact, Down side by 40 most of you will have E.D. anyway and thus wont have the ability to enjoy those "fuck holes" as Anon has spoken of
Didn't I see you post this in />feel/?
>>708474272
hmm, you do make a good point...
>>708474554
Notice the word prime.
>>708475209
Maybe your prime.. I can assure you not theirs.
Carlos?!?!!?1
Dat you my dood?
>>708475506
Scientifically speaking as you would put it. Males start to decline between 23-25. However, your false hope is admirable. We are all just rotting flesh on decaying bone.
Good night sweet heart.
>>708460711
I went though the same shit man. Senior year, we split after a year and a half. It totally blows... I thought I wasn't gonna get over it either, but after a few months, I couldn't care less about her.
It sucks, but you're definitely better off without her, and for whatever reason she doesn't wanna get back together, that's her problem, not yours. Don't let her problems become yours.
>>708475897
>males start to decline 23-25
>>708475897
Don't have to talk me into a sweet time.
>>708476126
They guy has a point. After all you are the one saving weird ass images to send as replies. Fucking betas.
>>708460711
go gracefully. cut contact. focus on your self. make yourself hotter. do better at your work. then go find someone to rebound with. youre gona be fine. dont make it uglier than it needs to be. shes gone anon.
>>708476370
>>708460711
dont fall for the just friends meme. Let go and move on
>>708461203
Tell her to fuck off, your friend roster is full.
LOVE her Goodbye OP.
>>708476370
Hahaha thanks /b/ro
>Text her and tell her she has Vaginal odor, explain how you loved her enough to look past it, but let her know you think she should know.
This will fuck her all up, and make her next couple sexual man sessions really awkward for everyone involved.
>>708460711
Now is the time to tell her that you cheated on her. Tell her that this is the best case scenario and wish her a happy life. I promise you she will A. Die inside or B. Come crawling back and you can reject her.
>>708477660
or C. not GIVE a FUCK because she's been getting the D. all along and just using this fool.
>>708477838
Obviously if the dude is posting about it on 4chan he "gives a fuck". You give great advice though. No one has told him that thus far.
Let her be happy with bbc. Just move on and get some new stan
>>708460711
If you even want a chance at getting her back, ignore her completely and continue with your life. Been there done that, got this exact advice on this board like a year ago. Female psychology is not rocket science.
>>708461203
after you complete this betacuck process you will hopefully transcend
i was there man.. i was pathetic. never again. got my confidence back and now its stronger than ever.
best advice i can give you is to DELETE HER NUMBER and BLOCK HER NUMBER.
>>708478122
#LifeLessons
Nail her fat friend
>>708478296
AFTER YOU DO THIS>>708477264
>>708460711
OP you delete that number and everything you have to contact that bitch by. Don't make me read this thread and see you try and negotiate with her. It's over, don't even think about getting back together or any other Hollywood Jew shit.
>delete phone number
>delete messages
>unfriend her on kikebook
>she doesn't need any way to contact you
Do you understand me OP. Don't makes the mistakes I made for some twat because I thought she was special.
I'm already afraid to read this thread.
Listen to me and thank me in a year.
>>708478359
Its true fat girls work harder for sex.But then she nails one of his HOT friends and betacuck now a laughing stock late one night becomes a HERO
>>708478298
It's not a life lesson if you can't even give the kid advice. He is obviously fucked as is if he is coming to 4chan for advice from a bunch of basement dwellers.
>>708460711
Learn 2 jerk it With lube
>>708460711
stop talking to her, cut all ties, youll be fine, find another girl
>>708478512
And you just defeated your point, youre both are on /b/ you want advice? Go fuck your palm again to incest porn and learn to give /b/ memories not advice
Move on faggot. There are like 4 billion other bitches out there. Fuck this bitch.
Post her nudes and we'll have a circle jerk. Just a bunch of /b/ros having fun together
>>708478773
Was that english? All I got out of that was that you agreed with me. Go to bed you are tired.
>>708461203
What a beta pussy, crying over some bitch... There is hundreds like her out there and hundreds better... Shit the fuck up, cut her out of your life and find new one
>>708478773
WE spent more than the last hour with him, that's more than his X. =)
>>708479029
He obviously thought you were asking for advice somehow....
>>708479029
This is why the force is not strong with you dumb Anon.
Sneak into your sisters room and tell her you need to cuddle to get over the agony. Then do what comes naturally.
>>708479148
And this is a great /b/ ANSWER
Don't forget timestamp or it doesnt count
#ImwithYOU
ask your sister if you can lick her feet
>>708479144
Did your autistic ass just quote Star Wars? Bhahahah holy shit you just made my night. It was pretty obvious that your mom had you too late when you did not understand sarcasm. I'm sorry man I am sure life is hard enough with out the Internet shitting on you too.
>>708479388
Leave the poor kid alone. He can't help it.
>>708479388
No its fine really, I smoked thereby other Anon's here dont give a fuck. Thank you for your reply your mom's has been the only one that I've been late because of.
Alyssa H from Western?
Yeah I'm already pitching to her.
/wrists dude
>>708479655
Holy shit. Hahahahahahahahahah just stop dude. Read what you just wrote and ask yourself if any of that makes sense.
>>708479842
/B/ is not your personal Army
Just become a Master Beta
I know that feel anon. What I can say is that when it happened to me at age 17 I said that I'd rather not remain friends and I avoided her. Luckily in a couple of months I started University and she was one year younger than me, so it was easy avoiding her. It hurt like shit but you know the funny thing? Even if I didn't have plans to go through any form of self improvement path to impress her I simply grew up to be a more charming, confident, good looking individual with a healthy sex and love life, tons of friends, a good job. And then guess what? She returned after like 10 years to me begging to take her back. I did the only reasonable thing: I pretended to care about her for a couple of weeks while fucking her in every hole like a beast, asking her to do anything: willing to get me back in her life she would do the most sick shit for me. Then when I was finally satisfied I waited a couple of days until her birthday and I left telling her that I will never forget the way she made me feel as a kid, and that I hoped she could now understand as I understood how perfect we could've been together. Then I moved to bang a 20yo half cuban girl, and so on.
Shit was cash, revenge is as sweet as the kiss of a caring mother: never forget, never forgive, be patient and wait for your chance. It may never arrive but if karma allows it you will destroy that fucking whore in small pieces.
Also, there is no friendship between male and female, only sex and/or love and/or convenience. It is known.
>>708479655
Thereby other Anons don't give a fuck. (What the literal fuck does that mean?) Mom's and Anon's are possessive nouns. There is noting to posses in the sentence. You are a lost cause kid. Pop open an English book kid.
>>708462333
I just was dumped by my gf of 6 years a few months ago. She did the same thing as yours did to you. It sucks but you gotta just say no to friends. It's reopening that wound every time you see her. Don't text her, don't creep on her. Just do you. Hang with friends, pick up hobbies, fill that new found time with something other than moping. Work out and stick to it. The days will be long but the weeks will be short. It gets easier and you think about it less. Talk to someone and give yourself to actually feel the sadness. It's okay to be sad about it and not cover it up. It speeds up the healing. Someone will be there for you in the future, especially since you talk about class so I know you're young. So just don't be a fag and you'll do fine op. Just keep improving you
>>708462868
I'm curious as to hot status too
>>708462887
Sound advice
>>708463530
Fuck. This is what I was afraid was gonna happen. OK OP that was your last communication with her you understand? No more don't even read her response if there is one.
>>708464153
Nope. Your ex is gone and you do not want to flaunt another chick in front of her. That's just lame...she's gone OP.
Why don't you have a funeral for her and instead of focusing on the good stuf you blast her for every annoying behavior and disgusting habit she has. Wrap it up with how huge of a soulless cunt she is.
>>708464532
This
>>708467156
No...you don't blackmail unless you wanna fuck up her next serious relationship by sending them to her new boyfriend.
>>708467789
This
>>708467822
Finish school before thinking about marriage bud.
>>708471356
More great advice
>>708474108
Yup
>>708478472
Reposting my original post because I'm angry that I was right about what would be in this thread.
OP POST PROOFS OF YOUR GETTING RID OF ALL HER SHIT AND CONTACT INFO. WERE HERE FOR YOU. DONT BE A BETA FAG!
>>708475897
>Males start to decline between 23-25
you do realise men are the ones with penises right?
we get better with age you fool, well unless you're a fat cunt i suppose.
>>708479956
Are you retarded? What does that mean? I didn't ask you to do shit. Holy fuck you are screwed. I really hope you are under 12.
>>708480176
If you read back it was mentioned that if you smoke you wont give a fuck. Are you here as to teach /b/ grammar I'm sure that is the least of their worries. I pop cherries you can have your books
All chicks eventually crave the bbc. You have to move on and accept being beta
>>708480270
Open up a human development book kid. I know you don't want to come to terms with your mortality, but you're fucked.
>>708463530
shit like this is probably the reason she left you
cut your fucking losses and move on you dumb cunt
>>708480381
It literally makes zero sense. You pop all that band kid pussy you can little dude. Life is going to suck for you. Think twice before you make a post on here again. In all honesty, I am starting to feel sorry for you.
>>708480285
Im screwed and ya hope im under 12. Now I see the list of dating criteria, You struck me as liking them young.
>>708460711
stream hr deah
>>708480645
Is English your 2nd language?
>>708480672
Anything that ends in fire is always cool
Chicks don't stick around with guys that don't lick the pussy Don't be scurred
>>708480645
Dating criteria? Where the fuck are you getting this shit? You are making this a sad session of shit posting.
>>708480721
And now you into young ethnics.
>>708480436
try asking an actual woman..
men get better with age, i am almost 30 and i get free drinks in the pub from both genders, which is kinda weird but free is free.
>>708461203
cut ALL contact and just be a man and get over her. It'll be hard but worth it instead of crying over her and dwelling on the past.
Move. The. Fuck. On
because she did
>>708481067
Free is always good, both genders??
>>708480923
And now "you're" is the correct way to say that.
Do you have a special class for autistic kids at your school? I know that you're in school because, there is no way an adult could possibly be as ignorant as you.
>drink
>get laid
>take a shower
>drink some more
>get laid
>>708481326
You make an amazing teacher, now bend me over and tell me whats really on your mind
I just don't get it /b/ I've been through 4 break ups through my life 2 of which I thought was "the one" and yet I came out of just a little cracked, slightly damaged, dented if you will. But Jesus some people just get fucking shattered by being broken up with, like op for example here he is devoting an entire thread to being a beta faggot, telling us all this shit he should be keeping to himself probably while crying and blubbering. I just can't fucking understand no matter how much I try. Please /b/ can some at least try to explain why some people turn into mega whiney cry baby betas over breakups and think about killing themselves?
>>708481067
Makes no difference. You are dying. Your body is falling apart as we speak. It is just a fact of life we must come to terms with my friend. Women like older men because they typically have more money than young men. Your looks mean nothing it is all about the cash.
>>708481393
Don't forget to shit before you shower, no one likes a dirty asshole. Except maybe this guy>>708481326
>>708481306
well i've never tried to play for the other team bur i've had guys 'hit' on me before, i am usually totally oblivious to it until the missus tells me.
though once some drunk gay dude wouldn't understand the "i'm not gay" part so i had to kiss a lesbian friend to make him fuck off.
>>708481450
Now your gay? Go to bed kid. You are tired.
>>708460711
Her name is Alyssa Hayes
I know her too
>>708462199
fuck I love you /b/. Im having similar problems, deleted a gril on fb snapchat and her number in my phone after she said she just wanted to be friends..... then she got really angry I didn't want to talk to her and told all mine and her friends I was immature.... feelsbadman.jpg
>>708481641
You're
OP if you accepted the friendzone why the fuck would she take you back? Listen, if you want her back reply to my post and just ask me. I will tell you how to get her back. ALSO in your reply tell me why she broke up with you.
Do not listen to these virgins, listen to me.
>>708481586
Naw man. Your bitch is always super clean when I eat that ass.
>>708481807
Hahahahahha. Nailed me. I guess I need to go to bed too.
>>708481863
Yes, I have her wash before and after I cum in it.
>>708481918
Goodnight sweetheart
>>708481982
That's good of you to take me into consideration. You are a good man anon.
>>708482054
Good night baby girl. I'll see you in the morning. *kisses*
>>708482081
As are you Anon from another Mom
>hit on a grill hard
>took her to movies
>lunch
>but whenever I went for a kiss she'd say it wasn't time
>FF 2 weeks of dates and no kisses I kinda just gave up and started to hang with her less and less
>began to not really try and keep conversations going on texts or in person
>started to focus on school and weights more than her
>and then bam almost like fucking magic she starts texting me how much she misses me and why am I hanging/ texting with her so much
>WHAT DOES SHE FUCKING WANT FROM ME
Now is the perfect time to recreate yourself.
The best kind of revenge is success. Stop investing too much in a girl and rather start investing in making a figure out of yourself.
What about this girl? Fuck her. Don't give her a single piece of caring anymore. She's a skank. She doesn't deserve it.
It's all about you now OP. Make her regret it.
>>708482198
Not if I see you first.
>>708482241
She wants a kiss you faggit
>>708482311
Stop it. You know I can't sleep when I get all excited.
>>708482289
The best revenge is a molotov cocktail,. Success just keeps ya out of jail. Somehow this just doesnt scream regret me enough, ya know?
>>708460711
18+ you unimaginable faggot
>>708482396
Amazing just how 3 minutes can change a night
>>708482241
Tell her to fuck off. Or ghost her. She'll think you found a hotter, more attractive woman and she'll get jealous. Best case scenario, she'll be thirsty as fuck for your cock.
>>708481567
There's also that deep-down naturally selected response for women to prefer older men because if they've survived that long they probably had good genes.
>>708482750
Truth. Mad respect Anon. I always enjoy when someone can take shit talk and give it right back.
>>708482912
By that logic chicks should cream over 90yo men. Good try though anon.
>>708483028
Right sorry let me take my degree in evolutionary biology elsewhere.
Obviously there's also a max age cutoff because women need a man who will be able to support their children.
>>708483328
People that degree drop on 4chan are the worst. It would be like me saying that I make $750k a year working at NASA. Just take my word for it. Also, if that is the case then you would know from your first year classes that males decline starting around the ages of 23-25. I may not have a degree in science, but I did pass human development.
>>708483028
As they do if said 90yr old has an open Will.
Anna Nicole God bless your soul
>>708483758
You and me baby aint nffin but mammals
>>708483810
Exactly it's all about that money. That was my whole point.
>>708483758
Alright bud. Whatever you say ;)
>>708483938
>By that logic chicks should cream over 90yo men. Good try though anon.
You mentioned money?
>>708483951
Exactly, you have no response. I am not debating evolution, just your intelligence. Clearly your last post just provided me with my answer.
>>708484077
The post before that. This has been an ongoing argument. You came in on the tail end of it.
youll be fine man, ive had my heart cut from the very core, which hurt badly but helped me move on. youre a faggot in HS, move on.
>>708482241
ignore the shit out of her, don't come back to her with 100 percent of her attention bc that'll dry her pussy up fast as fuck
girls are like children
You are now stuck with us OP.
That old pussy is sounding really good isnt it?
>>708462333
life experience.
eventually you realize that all those perfect qualities of that perfect girl were your own hopes and flattering assumptions projected onto her. some girls can keep up the appearance longer than others.
also stop crying over someone who hurt you and doesn't give a fuck. respect yourself first, even if it means you need to get angry
>>708484087
Alright, didn't want to respond because I'm on my phone but here it is.
You're right that human males start going downhill physically 23/25 age range. Unfortunately, due to humans living in and evolving in social groups, physical prowess isn't the only thing females are looking for in males. A male who has survived into his mid-late thirties have proven that A) they can take care of themselves and B) are either intelligent enough or in some cases just lucky to have survived that long. This is why females are attracted to older men in their thirties and late forties, any old male is physically strong and at their peak in their early twenties, that doesn't tell you much about their long-term viability or survival skills. You're not wrong saying that men peak 23-25, you're just incorrect at assuming that's the main factor women are attracted to (it isn't).
Thanks for resorting to personal attacks to prove what you were saying about me is true about you :)
>>708460711
Bruh I shot you not, my chick is named Alyssa and split our nearly 4 year relationship, and we have a kid, and she lives with me.
We should like, Fuck or something due to this coincidence.
>>708484482
this OP.
I'm 30. Girls have always ended up disappointing me in various ways. I've given my all and have had girls tell me they love me more than anything only for them to break my heart.
It sucks OP, but you honestly have to toughen up, keep yourself busy, dont go to her social media and stay away from shit that reminds you of her until you are over it. It takes longer than a week my dude. Mayeb a month, but any longer than that and you need to seek outside help. Go on Tinder or Bumble and chat some other girls up, even if you dont meet them or chat long, it helps to talk to other girls.
>>708484661
*early forties my bad not late forties
>>708484661
OK so the whole point of this argument was about when males are in their prime. So, are you taking it back? I understand that we got off track, but the original point was that males start declining around the ages of 23-25, and it was you whole tried to call me out and say I was wrong. However, you are agreeing with me now. I would love to cross examine you hahaha.
>>708484661
Who*
>>708484997
Uhhhh I think where we got off track was you misinterpreting my original point. I wasn't calling you out/disagreeing with you, just offering some additional reasoning on why some women prefer older men. kek
She was never yours bro, it was just your turn, and next, it will be their turn to be hurt just like you were. She's wrong for just watching you suffer like she never cared, so just think of her as a super fucked up person and it might help you get passed her. and truth is she probably never really cared.
>>708485176
>>708475897 (You)
>Males start to decline between 23-25
you do realise men are the ones with penises right?
we get better with age you fool, well unless you're a fat cunt i suppose.
Was this not your post?
>>708485385
Nah my first post was the one with woman trump on a horse. That wasn't me.
>>708485498
I thought that was you the whole time hahahah. I was like this dude cannot be serious.
>>708460711
She already got over you, dont u get it man. Focus more on yourself, start working out. She is not worth it. Get high and fuck the world bruh
>>708461203
Fuck her, stupid bitch. Don't talk to her anymore even as a friend fuck that shit.
Not gonna call you a cuck because it's not your fault that shes a dumb whore.
Start doing shit that you want to do to keep your mind off of her.
>>708481534
insecurity mostly. They are given affection and attention from someone so they feel better about themselves. They become attached to the attention and positive emotion. It gets shattered and goes full 360.
Now they are back to their previous insecurities now amplified as the main source of affection and positive emotion is gone and abandoned you.
Also, OP is probably a cuck.
OP. dont be a beta fag. go do something productive and get over it. Ive been dumped after 1.5 years and I went through exactly what I wrote above. Now idc and Im more confident and relaxed than ever before. If she dumps u just like that and is so quick to hop on another dick, why the fuck would you want to spend youre life with that?
>inb4 "but she made me happy"
no. the idea did. if she can do that, shes probably a cunt as it is. do better.
>>708462333
You are in the friend zone dood! Congrats!
You get to hang out with her and go on beer runs for her and her new bf and stuff.
Also...you get to have your hair braided and nails painted
