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Hello /b/ what's up!
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Take bra off or gtfo
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Is your bagina saggy?
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Tits and timestamp
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It's a man baby.
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Show dick
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My gf sister just moved in with me today.
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>>708460292
What can I get for a set of dubs?
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>>708460292
Tits or GTFO. What confused you about this?
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>>708460366
Checked
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>>708460399
Check's

>>708460292
You know the rules, titticus exposicus or get the fuck outticus
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Almost bitch, but no bra on, so tits or gtfo
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>>708460292
>>708460292
hi /b/ bra!!!
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>>708460399
Dubs command
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>>708460292
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>>708460292
hello cutie
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>>708460292
Ohh gee look another sissyfag.
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>>708460767
ive seen these fantastical titties before you post on /b/ ever?
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>>708460767
Not much, just having a few drinks and shitposting. What's up with you?
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>>708460767
general request thread femanon? if so show booty.
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>>708460875
Looking for some movie recommendations! Love action and scifi!
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Prove your a girl
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>>708460292
>>708460767

Not much. Was supposed to go help someone create a 5.0 DnD character, but things fell through.
What hobbies do you have, OP?
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>>708461025
>>708460767
Tits dont look like trans tits sorry pal
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>>708461025
make me
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>>708460767
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>>708460767
You know what's sad I'm a guy and have bigger tits then you.
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>>708461001
nightcrawler
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>>708461123
If I wanted to get fake tits don't you think I'd choose bigger ones lol
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>>708461183
Moar
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>>708461183

Yeah, but we want to see hers.
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Dubs say vagina shot w timestamp
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>>708461287
Nah she's boring
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>>708460767
show benis
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>>708460767
Being a fan im assuming youve seen all the classics like predator, alien, and the star wars films? whats your favorite action movie op? also show booty maybe with your favorite movie in pic thatd be diamonds
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>>708461194
I've actually watched that before, pretty decent
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>>708461001
Bladerunner
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>>708461241
Of course.
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>>708460767
come show off
youshouldtits dot com
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>>708461241
no i was saying you arent a trap op
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Are you into black guys?
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>>708461330
Roll
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>>708461183
No. It's sad you're a fat piece of shit that is so fat he has bigger tits than an A cup. You're not looking at it correctly.
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>>708461555
Trips, we need bootyhole and vag in same pic with timestamp
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>>708461390
I know it's not a classic but I enjoyed In Time a lot which I just saw recently
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>>708461555
Winrar
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>>708460767
if your into vampires the blade series and lost boys are great films. also show more op you are smokin
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>>708460767
Show us where you shit from.
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>>708461287
Ohh so now you're not into sissyfags and CD and trap's interesting faggot.
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>>708461331

Eh, could be worse.
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>>708461645
That's a hairy boobie
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>>708461645


fuckin kekt. he got you there faggot
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>>708461611
you are why femanons dont come on /b/ fuck off and enjoy the conversation and maybe she will be nice enough to show more. fuck off thirsty fag
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>>708460767
Show pussy.
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>>708461467
It's all good!
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>>708461555
WINRAR
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>>708461645
>>708461183

Quit being a troll.
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>>708461817
I am one, used to be a camwhore about 2 years ago.

If she doesn't wanna show anything, she shouldn't start a thread based around her tits.

God you're a faggot.
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>>708461817
Fuck off white knight ass bitch. /b/ is for depravity not safe spaces. Gtfo with the other no tit cunts.
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>>708460292
Feet please gorgeous gonna cum thinking about sucking your toes
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>>708461817
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>>708461934
then timestamped tits bitch. a femaon cant start a thread on /b/ without following the rules or she wont be listened to so fuck off and go back to chaturbate you crusty winged beast
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>>708462129

see >>708460767
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>>708461937
not a white night just actually want women to stay on /b/ not get scared off by desperate neckbeards like yourself
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Watch Donnie Darko and Memento OP. Your tits are just right, i bet that ass is perfect.
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>>708461645
Shave you fucking man beast
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>>708462129
I don't have a camera and my bf wouldn't like that.

And no, that is not the rule. The rule is you can't go "oh I'm a grill give me attention" without posting your tits. It's a way to equalize the two sexes. She could have asked for movie recommendations without trying to camwhore. Simple.

You're an idiot and she needs to show more.
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>>708460292
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
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>>708462230

You're missing the timestamp, but it's still a decent picture even if it isn't of OP.
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>>708462226
god damn newfags
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>>708460767
show feet
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>>708461555
Trips say Vagina shot with Timestamp OP. Come on play fair and nice
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>>708462326
Kek
>implying someone would stick it in her crusty camwhore holes
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>>708460767
Pussy
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>>708462392
are you fucking stupid or something?
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>>708462365
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>>708462365
Dude you are so fucking gay
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>>708462230
Hey Op can we see your beautiful pussy ?
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>>708462275
Either on Netflix ? My wifi is shit on campus and only sites that work are legit ones.
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>>708462537
Grow a pair mate. Your virginity is showing.

Camwhores do just so because guys want to fuck them/jack off to them. Camwhores could actually get a lot of dick if they so desired. You're actually retarded.
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>>708462365
>>708461937
see this guys the white knight
fucking kek
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>>708462686
That's a pasta you whiteknight fuckhole
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nice boobs!!!
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>>708462453
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>>708462573
no just mentally impaired but im still not as retarded as you m8
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>>708461882
>but he said dubs
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>>708462739
whats a pasta?
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>>708462902
The stuff falling out of your anus.
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idk you seem cool. hows it feel to be bombarded by horny or aggressive males online jw
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>>708462958
dude i wish pasta was falling out of my anus
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>>708462902
Your mom's pornstar name
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>>708462815
more booty op?
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>>708462958
heh
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>>708463072
Roll
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>>708462606
Not sure, Netflix is always changing what it has available, TBH those two movies are more intellectually intriguing than action/sci-fi. I enjoyed the new Mad Max fury road movie as far as action is concerned.
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Jesus OP, dems some manly feet you've got there. Let's see pussy or no dice.
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>>708460767
post pussy
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>>708463061
my moms pornstar name is pasta? thats fucking awesome
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>>708462230
>>708460767
>>708460292

More pics would be a great way to keep the thread going.

Also, if you're looking for a movie choice, go with Starship Troopers. Lots of action, plus it's in space. Plus, it's pretty damn funny.
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>>708462815
Trap as fuck.
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>>708461330
Roll
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>>708463161
>manly feet
What the fuck are "manly" feet?
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>>708463174
she said action not spoof fuckboi
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>>708462961
People have different personalities online. I think it's fine . Still would like a movie to watch though
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>>708462815
If you're interested in a scifi series on netflix you should check out Firefly. It's cowboys in space. You can't fuck that up.
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>>708462686
I don't think you know what white knight means cuck boy.

>Fuck off white knight ass bitch. /b/ is for depravity not safe spaces. Gtfo with the other no tit cunts.

This is so much whiteknighting kek. /sarcasm
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Hey OP you fuckin with WOPtober?
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>>708460292
Tell the truth OP, are you a trap?
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>>708462229
Go to facebook if you want to find females you simple cunt. /b/ is not for people's randomness not for boys and girls to mingle, cuck.
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>>708463352
Ever seen Reservoir Dogs? A classic if you ask me
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>>708462961
>maybe she'll go out with me if I'm nice to her.
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>>708463352
whats your favorite genre? do you like vampires? aliens? realistic movies like die hard(or i mean more realistic... kek)? would be easier to recommend that way.
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>>708463352
Go watch Trust.

>It's family friendly
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>>708463275

All action movies just spoof the ones that came before it.
>"Get to de choppa!!"
Come on. There haven't been any legitimate action movies for a long damn time.

Also, what the fuck is wrong with spoof? It has tits and ass all over in it, and it has a shit-ton of people blasting the fuck out of bugs.
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afdah is pretty illegal but reliable at times
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>>708463491
Agreed. Most Quentin Tarantino movies are good and full of action
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>>708463221
Not big on anatomy, eh? Men generally have larger feet, usually more vascular and often actually don't look all that great.
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>>708463352
afdah btw
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>>708463586
nothing wrong with spoofs anon. they just arent legit action movies, and saying there hasnt been a legit action movie in a long time is a heap of crap. btw i love spoofs
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>>708463641
How can you tell from the underside?

If we're going by that, I have half feminine/half masculine feet. They look smooth, small and feminine when looking at the soles but chunky, fat and gross when looking at the top.
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>>708463352
I mean its a cool website, kinda illegal but theres quite a bit of movies
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you could watch Mr. Nobody
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>>708463371
It got cancelled! All my favorite scifi shows get canceled within the first season or get way to boring like falling skies
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>>708463751
That's just proof that you're a beta faggot that spends most of his time on his knees.
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>>708462365
>white knighting intensifies
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>>708463371
what if it was brokeback mountain in space. id say thats quite a fuck up.
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>>708463387
What's that?
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>>708463745

Give me a few examples of some good action movies that have been made in the last 10 years. I honestly have a hard time picking out anything after the Matrix, and that was over 2 decades ago.
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>>708463898
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Fuck this thread
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>>708463788
....chekd.....
But seriously op, pussy pics or it didn't happen
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>>708463953
Says you.
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>>708461001
yo op (and >>708464010
) if you're still looking for movies u should prob watch Mad Max fury road
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>>708464010
I Saw the Devil if you don't mind subs and No Country for Old Men is great
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>>708463641
I'm a size 5 and I think my feet are adorable lol
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>>708463971
Guwap's new album
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>>708464085
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>>708464171
Any of the Mad Max films really
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>>708464010
blade movies were really good if you like vamps. The new total recall wast horrible. the divergent series is pretty good if your into book-movie flicks. inglorious bastards is an amazing movie if you arent afraid to watch a world war 2 movie with extensive murder of jews and nazis alike.
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>>708464342
Divergent is indeed good. Enjoyed that one.
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>>708464198
Show your pussy you dumb cunt.
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>>708461194
damn good movie, gyllenhaals is so underrated in that movie, definitely one of the best performances of that year
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>>708464427
>>708464342
you might also enjoy spy kids. its probly the best action movie of this generation.
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>>708464171

Fuck, how did I even forget that movie? Didn't it just win a ridiculous amount of awards this last year? I think I even remember watching a part of it, but I fell asleep halfway through.

>>708464195
I'm not a huge fan of subbed movies, but I'd be willing to give it a go.

No Country for Old Men felt more like a drama to me than anything.
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>>708464427
Haven't watched that yet . Thought it was a teen romance type of thing but I'll give it a try. Thank-you !
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>>708463751
It's just an observation, I dunno if OP is a trap or not but I'm still skeptical. And meh, I've got fairly feminine hands tbh. They're huge (my finger span is crazy) and veiny but I've got quite slim fingers and rather womanly nails. Weird, I know.
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>>708464524
Thirsty virgin has appeared
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sharpie in pooper
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>>708464671
no it certainly has romance but its similar to the hunger games where it may have alot of romance but isnt really based around it
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>>708464728
Nah, this object just needs to follow instructions like good women do.
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>>708464342
i agree with blade runner (second one was meh tho) i haven't watch it in a good while but i think the hellboy saga has it's good piece of action
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>>708464947
no not the blade runner films dude the blade movies. but blade runner is also good
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Op is a faggot and won't deliver anons.
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>>708465071
op didnt start a request thread nigglet
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>>708464947
City of god, about a child gangster, homicidal and shit
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post face + bagina
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>>708464667
If there is any subbed film to watch I Saw the Devil is the one. I feel like I should warn you though. The camera doesn't pull away from the violence like Hollywood often does. It can get quite creatively graphic.
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>>708465061
yeah i was talking about the one with the black samurai vampire of doom,i always get confussed with those 2 titles
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>>708465238
Where can i watch this?
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>>708464913
We all know you wouldn't act this way with your wifey if you had one xD
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>>708460292
this fucking thread man. post more shit or fuck off.
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>>708462230
cute feet
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>>708465337
lol yeah thats blade m8. blade runner is completely different. but yeah blade is probly one of my favorites im all about vampires.
>no not the ones that sparkle, fuckin new age gay ass vampire bullshit
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Your tits. Show them you bitch!
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Hm what is it that ever file of just 1 body part is too large to post on here . My camera quality isnt even that good.
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>>708465541
she did fellow anon>>708460767
now fuck off
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>>708462815
dong=expand. moar plz
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>>708465426
My girl knows her place with me. She shows me what I want and does what I want her to do. OP needs to follow orders and show that cunt because it seems like a trap.
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>>708464610
It doesn't surprise me that /b/ would love this movie considering the amount of depraved fucking creeps on this board
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>>708465360
You can buy it on Youtube for a few quid but other than that I wouldn't really know. I have the £40 Blu-ray you see.
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>>708465633
Now pussy, shave before showing.>>708465541
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>>708465661
im sure your real doll is lovely virgin
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>>708465173
Kik me at Potatoeguy550 tell me if you watched it and how it was
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>>708465761
your a fucking tard arent you
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>>708465767
>is mad cuz beta
Must be hard being such a beta that women only want to be your friend. Kek.
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>>708465915
what is a beta?
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>>708462230
sharpie in pooper.
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>>708460767
anymore pics op?
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>>708465761
Go shave your dick then come show me first lol
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>>708466024
I actually have a sharpie with me :) Although I've never stuck anything there
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>>708466237
Well go on. Spit on it and go.
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>>708465982
0/8 bad b8 m8.

OP needs to sati8 my needs to masturb8
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>>708466352
/b/tards in this thread have been baited by less so far
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Ahhh I missed this shitty fucking place.
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op is kill. op if your still here post a pic with the same timestamp. doesnt need to be a request or nude or anything just so i know if its worth even posting movies still
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So, there were 4 pics and some shit about movies?
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>>708466292
no. spidey you have lost your way. this is not an incest thread.
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>>708466546
stop being a faggot.
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>>708466583
As far as you know.
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>>708466649
why is anybody who doesnt scream show me your pussy on /b/ a faggot
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>>708466456
>newfags*

FTFY, faggot.
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>>708466793
go back to tv if you want to talk about movies faggot.
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>>708466902
/b/ is called random. not thirsty asshole 7 year old virgins screaming gimmme da pussy boss
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>>708467161
why did you come to this board just to push the culture out you came for? whats your endgame homo. as for OP hurry the fuck up with that Sharpie this thread is getting boring as fuck.
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>>708462815
I'm a real life homosexual, I don't like girl feet, but those are fucking pretty.
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>>708467395
OP needs to show more of those feet
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>>708467312
not to push it out, i just realize femanons are more willing to show thier pussy if you actually talk about their subject matter for a little bit. this thread probly would have been much different if everyone wasnt spamming show me your asshole
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>>708467395
porbly cuz op is a trap m8
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>>708467587
no they are here to camwhore you dumb faggot.
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>>708467587
and most likely its a trap. thats why we need to know. how gay would you feel jerking off to a dude. that wouldnt be very nice would it.
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>>708467707
even camwhores wanna just talk for a second as proven by this thread anon. no one got to see her pretty asshole. i wonder why
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alright, im callin shlong
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>>708467832
maybe you should stifle your fapping long enough to fins out friend
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>>708461183
Show feminine penis
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>>708467926
and were waiting... and waiting and waiting.
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>>708467832
beleive me anon i wanted to see her post more just as much as everyone else. its just screaming spread your asshole only works if the girl gets off on that kind of stuff and most of the camwhores on /b/ dont...... unfortunetly
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its a trap abandon thread.
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>>708468044
yes because it was ruined by all the fucking impatient virgins fighting and screaming at op. now shes not gonna post again probly
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>>708467670
I thought so at first, but the tits aren't very trap like
hmmmm. anon you could be correct. very wise good sir.
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>>708468211
how new are you.
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>>708468211
Good, she can just fuck off then because it's funny watching you betas try to converse with a dumb cunt.
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>>708468384
very
wanna be my friend?
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>>708462365
Literally gave me cancer.
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>>708465837
Your turn!
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>>708462365
Virgin detected.
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>>708469228
you really are a tard arent you. im not op
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And she gone.
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>>708461183
Sad fat fuck
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>>708460292
Make dirty sound clips for us on volcaroo.
My request - say 'mmmmm Jake your dick is fucking massive'
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>>708462815
Show pussy
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>>708469829
k
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Put your bra back on eww
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