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I'm 30 minutes early
>>708457585
Good :)
>>708457457
Its surprising no one beats his ass, what country is this?
>>708457758
I actually have no idea
it feels good to see people suffering i must confess
sorry mom and dad
but i would never hurt anyone
post more rekts folks
>>708457758
Dumbfuckistan
>>708457943
story?
Sans prefrontal cortex thread
Mooaaarrr
>>708457585
Old shit newfag
>>708458156
Bitch got out of the kitchen.
>>708459598
What a dumbass
>>708458156
She burned the coal and she paid the toll
>>708460045
Thanks man
>>708460045
Story? This is awesome!
>>708457970
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>708459844
seriously nobody held the ladder? kek
>>708458778
oddly satisfying
>>708460262
what happend? i'm confused
>>708459014
Story here?
>>708459250
Lost at filename
>>708460409
Nerve gas
>>708460455
It was in the parcel on the desk –looked like an explosion to me. Took her fucking head off...
>>708460253
http://www.catholic.org/news/international/middle_east/story.php?id=56481&wf=rsscol
>>708460099
no prob sicko
>>708460253
edge lord
>>708457943
for a second i thought his shirt said "nigger"
>>708457457
test
>>708460864
He got rekt at the end.
>>708459250
kek filename
>>708460686
God dammit
>>708459014
Nerve gas
>>708460686
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I know how to get you rekt easily.
>>708459598
Why the fuck would anyone climb a frozen waterfall?
>>708458324
ahh,good ol dark web days
>>708461227
Nobody wants to know.
>>708459844
Firefighting 101
>>708458324
I can't believe this Shit. your parents buy your milk for you?
>>708461231
it's called ice climbing, its a thing
>>708459707
meh... he's tied in. he's fine
>>708460864
17 + 18 = 925136
>>708460864
925136
>>708460950
Another to add..
>>708461294
why are little black kids so impressive sometimes
>>708461539
LMAO one punch and hes down
>>708461539
"when you try to go against a dark souls boss but ur not gewd"
>>708461585
>Ayy lmao
>>708461739
Guerilla warfare.
>>708460253
Fake you idiot
>>708461973
It may be fake but people actually do this all over the world. Who's the idiot?
>>708460686
Hahah ya real legit site. That pic is photoshopped.
>>708460864
925136
>>708461892
based
>>708460253
Fake. The original is a pig being bloodletted.
>>708460864
took me a minute :)
>>708462112
Not 'all over the world'... In shit hole brown countries.
Not 'people'... Muslims.
>>708462414
and what of these things was not offered by christianity?
>>708462112
Show me proof. One real video or pic then. I wana see them bleeding out a naked chick into a bowl
>>708462414
Even the civilized Frenches did this.
>>708457943
I'm a very shy person and suffer from anxiety so I usually avoid situations like this. But if I was one of those 7 beta males standing around I would jump in and mash those faggots skulls into the pavement. Especially the one who kept trying to head stomp her while she's down
>>708462347
How can you watch this and not support the death penalty
>>708462535
You know they drowned the witches?
>>708457457
kek
>>708462535
Female genital mutilation, pedophilia, honor killings, beheading, jihad... Was that a serious question or are you just blatantly ignorant?
>>708461539
why is this video in stoner vision
>>708462578
>implies French are civilized...
>>708462592
Take a look at this edge jesus you fucking autist piece of human trash holy fuck. Do humanity a favor and kill yourself.
>>708462770
They just want to live in a comfort zone.
>>708458592
Look how hard she's pressing against her nose afterwards. Stupid bitch only gonna make it worse
>>708461892
Filename is awesome
>>708462894
>implies French are civilized...
You actually proved my point.
>>708462535
>and what of these things was not offered by christianity?
'Was' is the key... And hundreds of years ago...
>>708462900
you just posted of a picture of an animal getting brutally impaled and you're talking about edge? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>>708458109
perspective is a bitch
>>708458592
People and their stupid fucking phone addiction.
Get rekt bitch.
>>708463119
Underage cuck, kys
>>708462535
nothing in the bible about it, plenty in the shit turd book though
>>708463085
What was your point? France in currently an Islamic State.
>>708459250
would've been more effective if he didn't start running until he got around the counter instead of immediately
>>708463247
>>708457457
Good god cyclists are fucking stupid.
>>708460253
pre pubescent teen spotted...mods
>>708463291
The point is that they do this all over the world, no matter who it is.
>>708462833
Yo you're fucking with my head
>>708458109
I used to live in the town that bridge was in. The bridge was protected by the Historical Society or some shit, so last I checked it's still there even though the town has passed something like three different resolutions to fix it.
>>708463247
>uses the phrase kys
>calling someone else underaged
>>708463583
also using cuck hopefully non-ironically
>>708461363
This
>>708463505
THIS IS A DREAM
YOU'RE IN A COMA
IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, PLEASE WAKE UP
WE MISS YOU
>>708463663
hahaha they look perfectly okay
>>708463803
image works so much better
>>708463803
how do i wake up?
>>708463774
It doesn't matter if you are a conservative or a liberal. The radical muslims like Christians are creeping in our countries. Granted we have the Christians in control but we gotta watch out.
>>708457970
that's some way to die
>>708462347
>>708463774
Oh, would 'ya look at the time....
>>708463917
Take a loaded gun, put it in your ear and pull the trigger. The loud bang will wake you up
>>708458324
Degenerate go fucking kill yourself
>>708462900
>human trash
>kys
>kill your self
>edgelord
Hurrr durrr
>>708460864
Apparently im too autistic for this.. whats the explanation
>>708462535
the thing is christians learned to be civilized with there fucked up shit and Muslims literally do this today.
>>708458156
>>708460253
>>708460409
You fucking newfags don't deserve to be in these threads. Always posting "story?" on everything. Fuck off.
>>708458109
Like a glove
>>708461892
He kicks the shoe after both knock outs.
>>708464467
>>708463583
>>708463389
Samefagging won't bring her back anon.
>>708464865
Using the old samefag line.
Nobody like you. Stick your head in the oven
>>70846478
>deserve
Is it some kind of honor being in this shit hole?
>>708462770
>female genital mutilation
from wiki: Female Genital Mutilation occurs in Muslim as well as non-Muslim societies in Africa and is practiced by Christians, Muslims and Animists alike. In Egypt, where perhaps 97 percent of girls suffer genital mutilation
>pedophilia
I mean, the catholic church was pretty helpful in covering up their priests crimes, that was a major story
>honor killings
https://www.theguardian com/world/2005/jun/23/israel
>beheading
http://heavy com/news/2015/12/anti-balaka-christian-extremism-terrorism-central-african-republic-car-africa-mass-muslim-islam-execution-behead-murder-mass-grave-genocide-uncensored-youtube/
>jihad
I'd argue the last link is a christian jihad, assuming we're using the term as "holy war". I mean, with that definition I could point to abortion doctor killers and clinic bombers, the centennial park bombing, and the klan
>ignorant
>>708458324
I'm fucking high. Asshole
>>708458324
>>708458324
Savage
>>708465167
>Defending Muslims
>>708465322
If you think that, then go back to imgur and 9gag, you taint.
>>708462132
Steak and cheese has been around for fuckin ages. I remember it from likke 00
>
>> 708462592
You know, fam. I agree with you here... I know I'm probably going to get shamed for saying something so feminist but that guy is a total scumbag.
The post where they beat and burn animals is what I'm really against. But this is a rekt thread so I guess I really shouldn't be here if I'm gonna complain XD
>>708465725
I'm saying it's not, shit penis
>>708460950
is that normal after an abortion?
>>708457970
story?
>>708465142
>Using the old samefag line. Nobody like you. Stick your head in the oven
Says the samefag when called out
>>708466043
Kek my bad.
>>708466247
There was nerve gas on board.
>>708466348
>>708462347
Hot dog?
>>708461294
Little niggas gonna nig.
>>708466084
>is that normal after an abortion?
No, it's fake propaganda.
>>708464723
Look at it again:
The first number is subtraction, the next number addition, final number multiply.
>Example
4+5
Sub: 1
Add: 9
Mult: 20
>4+5 = 1920
>>708458109
when are they going to stop building bridges like this? Like fuck man trucks need room.
>>708459014
Is that her head bouncing off the ceiling?!?
>>708458109
That fucking ad on the back, oh the irony lmao
>>708458231
Stray cat ate your pet iguana?
>>708462592
No you wouldn't. You can't be very shy with anxiety, but also a hero. Just sit down and shut the fuck up
>>708467308
I have a short fuse bitch
>>708467469
Shut up faglord
>>708467469
If it's as short as your dick, you may need some classes.
>>708467469
Wow I bet you write sonic fanfiction you fucking degenerate
>>708467610
My dick is average
>>708466846
don't know if youre joking, i didn't think a fetus that young could even move around
>>708467732
>don't know if youre joking, i didn't think a fetus that young could even move around
I'm not joking. Anti-abortion activists make stuff like that to drive their message. It's completely fake.
>>708462347
Too scared to open this. Can someone else click it and see what happens?
>>708467942
Stop lying
>>708461539
One punch!!!
>>708467991
It does matter if it's fake or real. If I clone myself I can do what I want to it and it will have a very short lifespan anyway
>>708458778
> knowing that its going to die crushed
> start recording inmediatly
>>708466532
He shouldn't have stolen that bike.
>>708467715
That doesn't look healthy... Based on your demeanor, I'd rule out and STD, but that looks like it's half inflated in the wrong spot and it has air pockets and whatnot.
>>708461492
17 + 8 = x, not 17 + 18 = x.
>>708460799
checkd and kekd
>>708457758
Have you ever seen a cyclist with big upper body? They ain't beatin shit...
>>708468470
Why ruse out STD? Can a faggot not bet STDs from the ass?
>>708463774
>http://www.catholic.org/news/international/middle_east/story.php?id=56481&wf=rsscol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yall so fucking stupid oh fking aye
>>708468974
*rule
*get
>nigger
>>708465584
>proving wrong
>post 9gag image
Allah may have mercy on your soul
>>708469332
fuck islam
>>708462142
Correct
>>708457758
Brooklyn. Race called Red Hook.
>>708466532
Idiot. Why didn't he just jump and land on his feet
>>708462347
It is one thing to kill when the need arises.
It is another thing to kill mercifully.
But to kill cruelly without need: here you will find souls in the darkest reaches of hell.
>>708469409
>>708469607
no serious... fuck islam
>>708468399
he stole it? or u just talking shit? cause I ride my bike every day and that webm made me re think about doing it again, but if he stole it then meh, karma.
>>708462535
Hur dur, Christians did it 1000 years ago, so Muslims are okay for doing it now.
Gas yourself, faggot.
>>708458592
if the fat fuk with the oragne shirt wasn't a fat fuck he proabably could have blocked the ball
>>708469332
Allah has no mercy. Only vengeance. And you have allowed apostates to live.
>>708464780
Story?
>>708457943
Feminism getting slapped by Islam.
>>708464780
Sir. I have a wambulance on the phone.
>>708469851
The video on liveleak http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e4_1461847569
says it was a 52 year old man on the bike so he probably didn't steal it. Also says that same car killed a 2 year old riding on its tricycle.
>>708468470
Bad lighting and angle. Never had sex so the jokes on you
>>708469832
>>708469970
Yall know islam is going to overthrow everything since we got the best SJW on our side
GG wp no Re
>>708458156
Feminist telling Arab immigrant that he has to respect women. Arab immigrant tells her feminism is insensitive to his religion, bitch slapped her.
>>708469607
White boy + church = isolated incident
Islam + Muslims = world wide cancer of humanity
>>708462592
I know why you'd think you would do that: you dream as I do of being the hero and winning the girl.
But in truth even if you did step in all you would win is an even worse beating than the girl received. And the girl wouldn't even respect you for trying. She would probably hate you even worse than the faggot beating your ass.
>>708469607
Dude, it's different. Stop being a retard believing every shit argument you read who knows where.
They are a group of people with common intentions, they are doing it while 100% conscious. They think it is the right thing to do and they will keep doing it because its what they believe in.
Shootings are the product of mental disorders, these kids didn't had a healthy mind like terrorist do. Its easy for us to talk shit but we dont know how much these kids suffer before actually doing it, i mean, getting to the point of killing everyone you actually KNOW.
>>708470254
unlikely. islam is shit. its the only thing the russians and america could come together on. china doesn't want them either
>>708470254
Islam wants to return the world to the 7th century. SJWs didn't do well then.
>>708470074
>>708470163
Hello, samefagging newfriend.
Are you not enjoying your break from 9gag?
>>708470514
dont know where u get ur information from
China and USA best friend are Saudi Arabia, the most hated muslim place by all other muslims
dont know where u get ur infromation from baby grill
>>708464780
No doubt. Fucking ocd little shits need the backstory even though you see the best (worst) part.
>>708461539
Free vs paid user
>>708461892
>>708462414
>>708470661
Salt detected.
>>708467942
Keep on lying to yourself, whore. One day you will awake to the screams of your children, and realize you have no children. They were all aborted.
>>708470661
Story?
>>708470436
>>708470691
fucking turks and syrians are turning deutschland to shit. fucking need to be gassed the fuck off the planet and back to alluh
>>708460455
>>708461098
Nope, talcum powder.
>>708471081
nah we got euro on lock
Ez come ez go
>>708469607
Is called rate per capita.
Muslims commit atrocities on mass while white boys commit atrocities on rare occurrences.
>>708462347
I cant watch animal cruelty vids. But bring me more human gore/live executions anyday then a puppy getting tortured.
>>708470661
you sound like a huge pussy
>>708471047
You're retarded...
>>708470409
I'm a big guy and learnt how to handle myself in prison. Why doesn't anyone believe me?
>>708470955
who says white people have no culture? lol
we're the only race with culture
>>708469419
What do I get?
>>708471253
oh right the thousands of bomb u guys throw for fun cant be considered
lmao white people facts are the dumbest
>>708464218
So i guess thats going to be the new Note 8?
>>708471359
But were you a big guy who could handle himself when you were in high school?
>>708471341
i sure am u loli lover
>>708461539
been so long, still need sauce on this
>>708471434
Maybe bombs wouldnt be dropped on you if your religion wasn't so "peaceful"
>>708471209
why can't you speak like a properly educated human being?
>>708471434
don't get angry a the white races for being better at bombing during a war than muslims are during peace time.
>>708471522
Yes
>>708471637
"hey guys i have an idea, ill take this group of people train them to kill, help us in the war and then just set them free, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?"
>>708469498
the joke went right over me
how is this clever?
>>708471818
>it's other people's problem that their country is a shitshow
Nice argument
>>708471704
get to your level so you can understand what i am trying to say, but still you're blind as fuck
>>708460864
925136
>>708464859
i thought everyone kicked a shoe after knocking sb out
>>708471957
Is English not your first language or what?
>>708471707
There we go! The white man is finally admitting his oxymoron
>>708471957
you need to rise above, nigga... really.
>>708471955
amrica, still acting like the kid you are
ah this will never change i give up
>>708462770
are you kidding?
>>708471731
Good for you then.
I was the skinny as fuck guy who wanted to be a hero, but knew I couldn't. But thankfully, I never needed to play the hero: I went to a quiet suburb high school. What darkies that were there knew how to behave themselves.
>>708471434
Just dropping Freedom on the Religion of Peace.
>>708472158
>oxymoron.
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
>>708472296
>why won't you solve all my problems America
>if you're not constantly holding my hand I turn into a third world country and adopt radical ideals
Keep blaming other people.
>>708459250
genius at work
>>708462592
1. You don't know the context l, she could have deserved it 2. No you wouldn't, you are a white knight keyboard warrior 3. Why? Because she is a girl? You wouldn't even think to jump in if it were a guy. 4. Kill yourself
This is a weak ass rekt thread all old shit
>>708460353
Boat flips from speed and shit weight distribution, people aren't buckled in, people go fucking skipping like stones (red and black object from boat), either die or survive with the worst case of road rash in recorded history, boat nearly lands on them in the process.
>>708466974
i think it is
>>708467469
>>708472700
they both died.
>>708457457
I'm back and ready to party
>>708472657
old shit is the good shit newfag
>>708458324
>It's probably sour
>>708470285
We'll there aren't billions of mentally ill white kids with guns
>>708472988
>this rekt I've seen 20 times is better than this new one
O.. Okay.
>>708472645
No I would if it was a guy as well. Head stomping when they're down is a sure fire way to give someone brain damage
>>708460950
That's hella fake
>>708466888
Nice trips, but you're a fucktard
It clearly says Low Bridge, Trucks must turn left
>>708472657
you stole that webm from me.
>>708460864
a+b = a-b_a+b_a*b
>>708467942
Yeah they make dying CGI fetus' to scare slutty teens. And yet the world is full of sluts anyways. Nobody actually gives a fuck lmao.
>>708461231
cuz theyre hipster like that
>>708460864
Hmmp pretty easy
>>708473553
Probably it gets a lot of people thanks for all the keks
>tfw no vids of girls getting naked fighting
smh
>>708473553
and you stole that webm from me.
>>708474122
no, we had an arrangement.
>>708464723
Bait? I believe you'd have to be autistic to understand this. You know. Rain man shit
>>708473993
what kind of country has ear spiders?
I want to never go there
>>708474358
Probably the Hadji ones
>>708473130
And some day there won't be billions of brown humanoids either.
>>708460013
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
>>708474712
WTAF
what's wrong with people?
>>708458109
I've always wondered how something like this would play out. I want to see this happening on a freeway.
>>708466974
It's not uncommon for suicide vests to turn heads into rockets. I remember a picture my uncle showed me a mate of his took in Baghdad, the photo was taken on a roof top looking down the street at the other roof tops, on the roofs of all these houses were heads. I thought someone had put them up there after they beheaded the victim, nope, turns out when you wear a suicide vest it shoots your head off like the top of a bottle. Interesting shit.
>>708475131
China, man. it's China.
>>708471848
You can't see it in this gif but there was a giant gymnastics mat under where he was originally.
>>708475959
so he would have bounced back up?
>>708474683
>And some day there won't be billions of brown humanoids either.
You're in for a huge shocker, white will be obsolete due to multi-racial mating. Scientists give it anywhere from 500-1000 before humans are all the same color, beige.
>>708461642
My theory Is their IQ drops with age.
>>708460950
Kill it with fire
>>708474358
It's a jumping spider of some kind, and one that size means somewhere in Euro
>>708470691
>white people no culture meme
our culture is the computer that that nigger/spic used to make that meme
>>708476248
>beige.
the gayest of colors.
>>708476415
I live in euro.
spider gonna get me?
>>708458778
I laughed way too fucking hard at that...
>>708476898
Where in Euro, Only ones in UK are zebra jumpers which are the size of a match head. so nay bother
>>708466974
Yep...seen it in Afghangistan when I served with the Ausfag army...usually the head is the easiest way to try and identify the fucktard camel shagger that blew himself up. It can go quite a fair way and be relatively unharmed.
>>708474712
Damn. So rekt by shitty culture
>>708477084
>zebra jumpers
didn't even know they existed. I'm in UK and now have a new mortal enemy.
>>708460264
Firemans ladders usually have good rubber feet on them and bite into surfaces really well.
Obviously not frozen ones...
>>708459844
Is that his leg exploding at the very end?
