Somehting you could only tell /b/
fuck grammer
I once pooped in my teachers coffee mug and blamed it on my best friend, i also did it with cum.....LOL Fucking bitch shoulda gave me the red crayola.
>>708448106
>have raped
>>708448106
I'm not the super alpha man I pretend to be outside.
Inside I feel completely crushed and want her back so bad.... My life without her feels like an addict without meth.
My stupid ego ruin me 100%
yeees
cough
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Nothing tastes better than a girls ass hole.
>>708449177
Are you a psychopath or just a degenerate?
yes i have to call worth
>>708449263
neither
>>708449448
both, obviously
>>708449498
aww someone is being a whiteknight. so cute.
>>708449448
Tell what you did
>>708448106
I fucked 3 of my friends in the ass when we were 7 years old.
We're bouys btw.
fucked my girlfriend on car one time, left a massive dent on my moms van
>>708449897
Samefagging
I also pissed the bed while on a 3 day trip multiple times while sharing it with 2 other kids.
I took a shitload of zolpidem one night.
I'm not sure if my father went to my room and saw me fapping to a girl I know pics.
I don't want to remember that to be honest.
>>708448106
I like to eat pussy.... There I said it...
That I'm a leet haxor
>>708448106
I'm more into traps than I am into women.
one time my friends dad walked in on me fapping on their downstairs couch
Fucked my friends Mom in a Jahovahs Witness Kingdom Hall Bathroom, then tried console her because she started to cry really hard. I was 13...
>>708448750
how to appear to be a super alpha male?
>>708450611
I wish more people felt like you...
>I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>708448106
ima kissless virgin
>>708450742
You just act like you don't give a fuck about anything, you touch friends who are in a relationship, you act like an asshole and trouble maker, etc...
On the inside, you still a miserable piece of shit
>>708450611
Me too /b/ro
>>708450789
W-why?
For me women are a reason to live, but at the same time I found vaginas fucking gross, and also think that male body is way more perfect when is in good shape. I'm not gay because I don't see myself with a man, but damn women are fucking gross.
>>708450986
But on the outside, you love the life of a happy piece of shit.
>>708448106
I thought I had testicular cancer for years.
Told no one.
I dropped out of high school because I thought I was going to die, and didn't see the point in continuing.
Eventually, after about a decade of not dying, I went to the doctor. Turns out it was a variocele.
Never told anyone. Live a shit life because no high school = shit jobs.
Still don't know why I kept it a secret.
>>708451293
You got it pal.
I've always sort of suspected that my parents hate me. I was a smart kid up until high school, but whatever switch got flipped made me start to get shitty grades. I managed to pull though out of high school, but didn't really go any further, partially because I never did any extracurricular stuff, which colleges see as a sign of failure.
>>708451039
Cuz finding someone who would date me past "the talk" doesn't work out very often...
I fuck my dog, get over it. Plus, where I live, its legal.
>>708451670
>date me
What...what are you saying?
I fantasize about one of my ex gfs getting anally raped.
I also don't watch or fap to feet porn, but I'd love to lick some really smelly, dirty and sweaty feet of a girl after a long journey in the gym.
i touch my weewee
>>708451825
Female?
>>708448106
I let my wife down, on our wedding night
I did cocaine and smoked a cigarette because my old friends were in town. It isn't me. She knows about it, and understands it isn't something I normally do, but I still feel like shit. She has forgiven me but I can't forgive myself. I can't tell this to anyone or they'd think less of me, so it is just her, her friend and the people I did it with.
>>708451825
>gosh mom
>get over it
>geez
>ugh, so annoying
>>708450801
Fuck off
I used to cut myself. I tell people these scars are from a 'biking accident.'
I had to sit in a psych ward for 2.5 days in 2005.
Cheating on my girlfriend with a trap.
>>708451236
Some of us feel that. Vaginas are gross, but you don't stare at it, you just put a dick in it.
I had the same thought, till I dated a fit girl. >Dude, abs in girls looks fucking perfect.
My GF let herself go since recently she was dealing with ovarian cancer (she's fine now), but she started to work out again.
Trust me, not all girls are chubby or skinny; but you won't find the other tier on the interwebs. Most of them are runners.
I have a surpressed desire for my sister to blow me
>>708451866
I'm trans.... I have a penis..... I get dates... Then on the second or so date I tell them about said penis and then things go weird for the most part.
>>708451357
Sadly, you will never be cured of your stupidity.
>>708448106
i liek mudkipz
>>708448106
niggers tongue my anus
>>708452694
May I see said penis?
>you knew this was coming
Seriously though, I can't tell you how hard it is for me, having border-line asperger's while at the same time longing to be with a trap. You'd think it would be easier considering I'm in a very gay-friendly part of the country (for the most part gay-friendly), but no one seems to want to even be around me for prolonged periods of time, be they male, female, trap, toaster oven, or helicopter.
>>708448106
>murdered two people
>noregretsandfeelinggoodman.png
>>708448750
Is it better to know she could come back and doesnt? Mine died, and I wish I could at least drive past her house and see if her bedroom light was on or something. I never missed anyone as much as her.
>>708448106
>I want to apply for cyber security division in a Federal agency but don't know how
>I understand I might get paid less, but I would rather for in my field for the FBI, NSA, CIA rather than the private sector.
I jerked off at my dad's funeral. At the time it was my main stress reliever. I ducked into a stall and fapped. I hate myself.
i get closer to killing myself every day.
>>708453005
>oh shit
Welp.....ummm
>>708452968
Damn man, I really sorry.
I hope things get better for you.
If you enjoy trap porn or are sexually attracted to traps you are a faggot
>>708453081
I get closer to dying every day, so really I totally understand your suffering.
>>708453199
>I know they pay less
>But with my skillset, and my current job at the cyber threat/analysis company I would have a more fulfilling job in the federal govt...
>>708448106
I would hit the reset button on the world if I could.
I didn't major STEM because I straight up wasn't smart enough. That, and I was misguided from the moment I enrolled.
>>708450464
it tastes odd but not unenjoyable, atleast not for me. With you on this one
>>708453271
What happned to /b/
Why are anons completely gay now theses days
Nobody knows this except me, I've been using the same dishwashing cap for the past 8yrs, don't why I like that stupid flip top cap, whenever I buy a new bottle I throw away the cap it came with and put on the the old cap I've had for so long, they don't make it anymore.
>>708453372
Donald?
>>708448106
I was raped repeatedly when I was 9 by a 13-14 year old tomboy and her aunt. I can't say it publically because feminists claim men can't be raped or molested. It's damaged me psychologicaly.
Even when I don't watch feet porn, I had that fetish since I was a kid.
Always wanted to lick some dirty, cheesy smelly girl feet.
>>708448106
I lost id card. I think someone stole it from locker room.
>>708453527
No, it's Hillary
>>708448106
When I was, like, nine, I used to walk on all fours and sniff my mom's and sister's asses. Like, really get my face in there.
I have had a massive Femdom and incest fetish as long as I can remember.
I fucked my cousin everyday, and she in a relationship with me
>>708453510
haha... nice
>>708453530
Is that why you're a faggot who likes getting pegged?
I fap to loli.
>>708453763
Pics?
>>708453510
I can see the appeal. Why don't they make those anymore? That cap looks superior.
>>708449000
>>708449000
Omfg I remember this shit
>>708452905
Ok.
I'm sorry.. I feel the same way a lot of the time.
>>708453927
Trips
>>708448106
I had a dream last night that my old roommate (aka girlfriend of my friend) got naked and she had a dick. She told me her boyfriend said it was ok so I fucked her in the ass. I've been thinking about it all day, it's probably the most weirdly specific fucked up dream I've had in a while
>>708453819
No, it's why I'm a faggots who emotionally leads women on, gets them addicted to cock, turn them into deep throat whores, and mentally abuse them until they need therapy. I resent females. I'll never give them any respect, or power over me again.
>>708448750
>>708448750
I do the same
>>708454029
Well, that's lovely. How much do you weigh? I ask, because I've been losing weight for a while (started at 228 lbs) and seem to be stuck just 7 lbs away from my goal (which is 150). Judging by your legs, it seems you've mastered that. I don't even eat meat anymore.
>>708453510
nice
>>708453267
Thank you.
One of the most useful things anyone ever told me about losing someone close is that it never gets better, but you do get used to it. Most of the time, I smile and tell happy stories about her, though. That is a little like breaking your leg, then getting a colorful cast with cheery designs on it, but better that that just the broken leg.
>>708450666
calm down satan
I only masterbate to things that are wrong... (Bestiallity, Cheese pizza, scat, gore, real rape, car accident where you can see a slight part of the nipple on the dead carcass of the drive, etc).
Also, worst than everything else, I sit to pee.
>>708448173
You fucked your grandmother?
>>708453510
Posts like these are the reason I keep coming back here.
I raped a 9 year old
>be me 28
>19 yrs ago
>9 yrs old
>dad said to sleep at 8:00
>fuckmylife.png
>sleeps at 8:05
>mentally scarred for life
>nobody must ever know
>>708454368
what do you do for a living out of interest?
this thread is full of fucking faggots...
>>708451825
>Ehung
>>708452082
you are such a pussy
I've made money on the side by letting gay dudes suck me since 2010.
I correct people's grammar on 4chan and point out the flaws in their logic.
My heart is dead for all to see.
>>708454368
Electrical engineer.
>>708452957
lets hear the story fag
>>708454368
Sounds like me except I'm not into bestiality.
>>708454510
Ya know, ime glad you had somthig good to ad to this thread
>>708454638
durr luk at mi, am bein edgy. If you don't like this thread go elsewhere, fag.
>>708454638
Well, since you know this truth, can I fuck you hard and deep in your ass, then pull out and cum on your face?
>>708454198
I'm About 135 to 140. I work out and my job is physical so that keeps me in shape also.
I'm impressed on your weight loss! Awesome!
>>708454694
why?
>>708449025
word up
>>708454748
We finally got one boys
>>708454368
Why the pee sitting?
I am deeply sickened that no one talks about this guy
I really like women with rings. No idea why but it turns me the fuck on.
>>708448106
Intentionally misspelling words to garner (You)s is vary pathetic.
I want to be a jew.
>>708455164
where
>>708451357
Do you not have parents you could have told this to?
There's still night school for a GED
>>708454922
Thank you, and very good on your numbers as well. It's been a very long, eye-opening journey, but once I've gotten used to this new way of living and eating, I can't even think of going back to how I was doing either.
>eating whole pizzas, fried chicken, Chinese-American, tacos, etc
>all over the span of one week
I wish I were an INTP
>>708455226
On their fingers. Like a wedding ring.
>>708454413
Did you rape
>>708454510 ?
>>708454942
you 'smoked a cig' and did a lil blow...big fucking deal. now when she leaves you youll blame that, but the truth is your fretting like a little bitch and not just manning up and saying 'fuck it' will really be the reason why.
I've been an alcoholic since I was 16!
And addicted to cigarettes since I was 14!
Life is fun.
I'm about the fail the semester
I'm in love with Sabrina Love
>>708455667
And now you're here, shitposting on /b/ looking for attention like the loser you are. Kill yourself.
>>708455748
Please state the nature of the academic emergency.
>>708455748
Nigga no!
>>708453919
Yeah we get it you're on 4chan, we see that.
>>708453477
Don't knock it 'til you try it, sugardick.
Also Czech'd big boy.
>>708455832
Get the fook out of ere fookin gabber
>>708455244
Thanks, I bet it has been. I couldn't imagine how different you feel. And you sound like you have a positive outlook to keep it going. I battle chocolate and sweet stuff.. I crave it sooo bad sometimes.
>>708455667
what are you doing on 4chan rick?
>>708455832
Exam starts in an hour
>>708454388
Trips after my post.
>>708448173
But he's Frasier
>>708455817
> Doing what the thread called for
> Shitposting
Uh huh.
>>708455970
J-just looking at traps Morty.
>>708448750
Hey there Alex. Get over her. You fucking weirdo. And stop wearing that fucking Twenty One Pilots shirt you faglord.
sometimes when my dad is using the bathroom and i really have to pee i just piss in a cup and dump it down the drain 3-4 times
>>708455517
not fretting, just bummed that I let my shithead friends influence me. I'm my own man so it's on me, I fucked up, and now I am trying to move past it. Just can't publicly go around telling people I did drugs when I didn't want to.
I did heroin once in my life when I was 15, and never got addicted. I like messing around with other drugs though. Ignorant people might think I'm a junkie cause I do different drugs but it takes a huge amount of willpower to take them in moderation without getting addicted. Prescription drugs and psychedelics are my current favs. Weed is just boring.
>>708455949
>chocolate and sweet stuff
I've found that, to combat this, sugar-free jello is best. It tastes sweet, but it has no sugar or aspartame, and is only 5 calories per 'cup.' Of course, there are also fruits like apples, oranges, and bananas, but those actually pack more sugars and calories than one would imagine.
Sometimes, I'll go to Dunkin, get like a 5-10 pack of munchkins, and only eat 2 or 3 per day, before my daily workout. It has to be just 2 or 3, and not so much as a crumb more.
>>708455977
My god man, what are you doing?! What class is it anyway?
>>708450801
You sick fuck
>>708454706
Get a sugar daddy. I miss mine. He bought everything for me, just to suck me off. Was great since he was also my boss so my gf at the time didn't really care about business trips and shit.
I work 2 jobs, and I'm in a co op program that'll help me graduate and get experience. I work all week then sell drugs on the weekend in a different city. Weekly income's roughly $6-700, haven't completely figured it out yet.
>>708451293
This nigga got it right here.
>>708448106
I'm 58 years old lurk on /b/ and enjoy hanging out with faggots.
>>708456276
Economic principles
nobody's going to believe me, but I like the taste of my own period blood and I lick it off my fingers if I get any on them
I think about driving my work truck off a cliff every day. Never can bring myself to do it.
>>708456439
Can we hang out?
>>708448106
I have taken part in incest and bestiality.
>>708454706
Did that once too anon
>>708456561
You win the internet if you did both simultaneously
>>708448702
let's hear it
>>708456447
Oh, shouldn't be too hard. I took a Maymester (3-week long semester where 18 weeks' worth of classes is condensed into 3) earlier this year. Passed with a B.
>>708456439
How and when did you find out about 4chan
>>708456561
Me too
>>708451357
you fucked up fam xDDD
>>708456457
That's kinda.. Hot? Well I'm gonna need a pic with timestamp
>>708456075
Rick only faggots look at traps
>>708456402
Working two jobs AND selling drugs and you only make $6-700/week?? Shit nigga, you suck at selling drugs.
>>708456820
Agreed.
>>708456689
Any tips?
>>708456218
I love sugar free jello! I also go for sugar free drinks and snacks.. But, like right now I'm a real sugar filled chocolate bar. It's a treat to myself for an earlier repo I did.
>>708452082
>smoked a cig once
>did some blow once
What the fucks the problem? You were a sheltered child werent you.
Female here. I was molested multiple times between age 5-8,forced to watch porn by the perpetrators, fucked me up completely and started masturbating since 5. I feel utterly disgusted with what I am. No one knows about it.
>>708456915
As far as I can remember....
As supply goes down, demand goes up.
Sorry I can't be much more help. Y-you should...you should study.
>>708448106
[spoiler]my shoes are broken[/spoiler]
I have a boyfriend
>>708448106
When we were younger me and my cousin use to fool around, about 3 weeks ago when we were stoned one thing led to another and i ended up sucking the cum right out of his cock. We tried to fuck also but no lube and my ass was too tight. I consider myself straight too.
>>708454706
How do I get this job?
>>708456668
They happened independent of each other I'm afraid.
I did time for molesting my 9yo daughter
>>708456840
T-tr-traps aren't gay, Morty, that's something you shoulda learned by now...
>>708457106
By far the most revolting, offensive thing here. Kys.
>>708456104
Careful m8
>>708456938
I see. I think one of the things holding me back is the energy drinks I've been having as pre-workouts; I used black coffee today instead of a NOS or Red Bull, and it helped push me harder than the drinks. Plus, the coffee only had 60 calories instead of 150-200 like those drinks.
I sometimes have pic-related for dinner, but it's usually either soba or udon with tofu and some green side-dishes.
>>708456820
Agreed
>>708457087
oops, please excuse me for this mistake
>>708457001
Did drugs when I was younger, don't do them now. She knows that is a part of my past but that it isn't anymore. Doing that shatters that trust.
I have a bunch of nudes from my gf and "accidentally" show them to my friends, just to let them know how hot my gf is
>>708456840
I-it's not gay if it's a feminine p-penis morty
Im a hardcore lurker
>>708457260
That's legit fucked up, man. You should feel like shit. Utter, worthless shit. Fucking hell, you know that, don't you. Don't need me to tell you what a fucking monster you are.
I have such a severe degree of sexual sadism that women are too afraid after the first sex to ever do it again. I've even had girls call the police.
>>708449897
Buoy sexuality is very complicated, due to their bright coloration and floating nature
>>708450464
me too man
>>708457048
Tits and timestamp
I have an eating disorder. I haven't eaten in three days and I ate 400 calories a day a week before that. Nobody would believe me because I'm a fatass. Makes me feel in control of my body.
>>708457635
If it turns out you're my girlfriend when I fucking call her tonight...
I used to touch my cousin while she was sleeping with me, both had 12 years old.
This happened because I was very ingenuous about sex and she asked me to play a game of touching mutually, so I ran away because of panic D:
>>708457048
OMG I'm so sorry. Don't feel disgusted in what you are.. Your perpetrators are the disgusting ones..
Sometimes I molest my 13 year old friend when he sleeps over
I grew up on a steady diet of weird fanfiction. One of my biggest kinks is rape and I can't get off to any other scenario other than being raped. I know it's fucked up and I feel bad for all of the victims of sexual assault and wouldn't wish it on anyone, but my brain just doesn't work any other way now
>>708457478
I do. My ex and daughter are completely ghost and out of my life as they should be. I only wish I could tell her how truly sorry I am. I'm a piece of shit for what I did to her I know it and I paid for it.
>>708448106
I am a 9gagger
>>708457757
I am not your girlfriend
>>708457898
Are you mine?
>>708457268
Rick ur looking at girls with dicks
>>708448106
I'm a counselor in training at a rehabilitation center and the first step is to pose as an addict and gain the first wave of addicts trust so that I can gain a better understanding of how they actually are. I'm to remain objective, not engage, or blow my cover because in the even that I catch someone moving drugs in or out of the facility I'm supposed to report it.
>>708457974
Yes
>>708457898
Thank christ. Bitch had an eating disorder before we started going out, and I've been suspicious that she's back on that anorexia kick. I don't want to have to fucking hit her more.
Oh, yeah, I beat my girlfriend.
>>708449897
wtf it's like i know you or something
>>708458091
now that's just hot, want to date me
>>708451618
lies bud, I never did jack shit in highschool for extra curriculars, infact im 90% sure i was on a watchlist for antisocial behavior, still got accepted to uni of choice, and am doing well
When I was a sophomore in college I had 3 roommates, and one happened to to be a girl. Thought she was pretty hot so I finally built the courage to go through her room creeper style. Long story short I had an hour twice a week where I was the only one in the apartment and I ended up cumming on ALOT of the stuff in her room. Started with just thongs and bra's but I moved on to her other clothes, her pillow, he brush, her shampoo and even some of her drinks. Lasted about 2 months until the guilt got to me.
pic unrelated probably.
>>708457366
Fucking cuck
>>708448106
I really really want a friend but whenever someone doesn't get on my nerves after a while I get on their nerves
>>708457977
Morty the dicks are feminine. Honestly, I'm used to you being wrong, b-but this is just plain stupidity.
>>708453005
Go USAF then its easy to do that from there. It will be lowly but you will feel like you got a raise from that. Plus they know youre not a shill
>>708448106
Looked at cp, felt bad, quit cp.
I have enough skills to make video games from scratch. 3d models, rigging, animation, texture work, programming in a handful of languages, can play many instruments, compose music, voice act, sing, do my own studio recording analog reel to reel or digital, can film movies and firmly understand music theory, lighting setups, story telling, story boarding, block animation, etc.
I can quite literally make anything I want.
But... I do not have any time to myself to complete any of it and do not have the money to quit my current job to pursue it. I have never been hired by anyone to do any programming or digital media related work. I'm also very athletic and could outrun and outperform everyone at my high school and in college. Never joined anything because i had to work.
Never applied for those jobs because I think I'm not as good as other people at it, so what's the point. I'm 40. Feels fucked up man.
>>708448106
secretly im luciferian, but my christian gf doesn´t suspect a shit about it, looks like her faith doesn`t worth a crap since she`s unable to perceive changes on my "spirit"
>>708448702
Newfag trying to seem edgy
>>708456083
Why not just piss in the sink? Cut to the chase and dont dirty a glass?
Fuck Jehova
>>708449000
Yawn.
>>708453011
AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!
I like edm
>>708457322
I'm a totally addicted to coffee. I'm not very friendly without it. I get angry at stupid people and want to punch them... And I have lost a ton of upper body muscle due to hormones so it's not a good idea for me to start shit I can't win.
>>708457852
na, you pay for those crimes with blood my friend, time isnt enough
I think that Jewish culture is respectable.
>>708457977
men with boobs. there's no such thing as a girl with a dick.
>>708449000
what a waste of trips
>>708458890
Cool
>>708454067
My hero
I don't know how to have healthy relationship with a woman.
>>708458965
I know the feeling, which is part of why I just sort of 'stay away' from others. Most days, I don't even talk to other humans outside of /b/, but I absolutely MUST have either coffee or a caffeine pill.
I only have my life planned out for the next 10 years and that's it. I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do after that and honestly, it has kept me awake a few nights. The only skills I have are playing the trumpet, being okay with computers and, the ability to tinker with small machines. I'm terrified of what will happen if things go south. The only place I see myself being is working in some dead end job and me eventually blowing my brains out with the shotgun my dad will probably give me. I know I'm too big of a pussy to do it so I would probably chicken out so I would continue to go on hating my life and wishing for death to come and relieve the pain.
Shit has gone out of control, everything's gotten way out of hand and it just feels like too much. I've done acid/meth/ cocain. I'm hallucinating on a daily basis, most of what I see are scenarios of my death. I can't feel anymore, stabbed my stomach with a fork and still nothing. I want to end my life soon, when I do I'll post it live and link you /b/ros
>>708448106
I was crucified and died. I am dead...
>>708450986
>super alpha male
if that's what you think that is, i've got news for you, faggot...
About 10 years ago I used to come here and post my tits. One time I posted my house phone number in a thread. I still wonder if I'm autistic or if I was just lonely and retarded.
I'm ignoring my health issues because I want to die
My life isn't even that bad but I just can't find joy in any of it
>>708449994
Si winnar!
>>708458511
th-
this has to be bait, right? nobody is this autistic... right?
>>708450611
>>708450789
>>708451039
>>708451866
>>708452694
>>708452905
>>708454029
>>708454198
>>708455244
>>708455949
>>708456218
>>708456938
>>708457322
You fithly niggers should fuck already.
>>708458748
i'm really shit at angling my dick
>>708448106
Im joining the military to "get my life on track", i keep telling people i want to do this to be successful but in reality i just want to smoke weed and look at the stars the rest of my life
>>708449025
I second this
>>708448106
Intense perversion and desire to harm strangers, always. Not sure if ill hit a boiling point and actually act on my urges, just kinda waiting it out.
>>708459299
post those tit's and your number now and we can check.
>>708459371
I don't think she'd be into black guys, which proves to be another barrier to me realizing my...dream of being with a trap.
I ran up on that nigga ray, idgaf at first but I be thinking
>>708458248
been cumming in some used panties roommate hasnt moved out yet too.
>>708450370
A good father nods with a smile and shuts the door, thinking back to his own fap-monkey stage of life.
Boyfriend fucks me and eats me out while on my period
>>708450611
>>708450789
both of you are gai af.
no big deal. Just admitted already
I am desperate for any human being to touch me like put their hand on my back or to ask me about my life or take a real interest in me without me having to try to force my way into everyone else's closed circles of friends.
I am desperate for human touch and meaningful conversation.
I also was told by the only person who.ever loved me that I was worthless and broken and not fixable. So I have been not eating every other day and on days I eat it's only 500 calories because I am going to starve myself into a form that anybody wouldn't reject immediately. I have lost 57 pounds in the last 12 weeks and I have at least 80 pounds to go to weigh 180. Then somebody will love me again
>>708459534
Think you are gonna move on to other things of hers? it's riskier but even hotter. Be careful though that shit can get you in real trouble if you get caught red handed, partly why I stopped.
>>708459648
Dem feels...
>>708450611
i feel that shit
>>708455667
chris?
>>708454063
you're homosexual
I have killed two indians on the local reservation.
I enjoyed doing it.
I am afraid I will do it again.
>>708459647
I don't really identify as gay.
>>708459815
You see where I'm coming from.
>>708454063
Is that a third nipple?
>>708454321
How did she die?
>>708459885
details?
>>708457366
I'm pretty sure every guy does that don't feel special.
>>708459916
> no big deal ...
I identify you as a coward who's not able to
make a man out of himself by saying one word he knows deep down.
>>708459648
Damn dude, I know exactly how you feel. I came onto this thread to say the same thing. I think someone will come along to love us some time soon. I hope you get someone and some help from them to feel good about yourself again. I was told something similar to what you were told because I'm bi.
>>708456104
yeah you a junkie in denial
stupid fuck
>>708459183
I have to talk to people because of my job.. If the cars not there I've got to make make contact and ask/demand for it, or gather info from neighbors and make calls. So most of my human contact is with people who don't really want to talk to me anyway and mostly have attitude also. I found this job easier when you look like a woman also.
>>708459648
You're a fuckin idiot, you'll end up in the hospital if you keep doing that. Quit being a fat little bitch and lose the weight like a man.
Hit the gym.
I once knew a super hot chick with gauges but I'm beta so I never smashed. So now I dig chicks with gauges.
>>708449000
Trips of copy pasta truth
Used to fap to gore and things like that
>>708459620
Tits or gtfo
I tried to rape my best friend.
>>708448106
Im a pedo
>>708460031
I went on the reservation to meet my weed dealer.
The first time this guy stopped me while I was driving home, I beat him to death with a hammer. The second time I randomly stopped a car by cutting it off (like the first guy did to me) and did the same.
I think im addicted to killing indians.
>>708460119
But I like women. I just also like dicks and traps.
>>708460200
That must be nice. Talking to you in real life, I mean.
>>708451236
You're a goddamned faggot son
I got in a fight with a guy on my football team when I was 16 in the locker room. He was in a towel when this happened. I pushed him on the ground but he got up and pinned me down on a bench and punched me at least 20 times. I was fine and got up after it was broken up.
Gave me a bad bruise and bump on my head that I told my parents was from getting hit from in football and told my teammates I took off from school for my dad's birthday when I really wanted to ice it until it was smaller.
One of his punches nicked me in the ear and gave me a permanent bump inside of my ear that no one knows about because to this day I refuse to tell anyone. I held back and looked like a bitch. 7 years later and I have to be reminded every time I feel the inside of my ear I didn't give him the beating he deserved. If I kicked his ass I would have earned the respect I needed to survive high school.
>>708457361
Ahhh gotcha.
>>708459371
Give us time dude! We just met.
And I'm working also!
Pushy, Pushy.
And my fucking luck, I'm in Orlando and he's probably in Seattle!!
>>708460364
Why'd the first guy stop you? Did you fantasize about killing before?
The second time, did you specifically go looking for someone to kill?
Why indians?
>>708451357
Same, but it was diagnosed in college and I didn't drop out because I believed that I was capable of juggling my classes and medical treatments.
Shit felt so good when I was told that I didn't have cancer.
>>708455244
ok all the DS9 memes tho... ur a god anon
>>708452278
lol a bunch of clean, thin parallel scars on wrists/legs
>it was a biking accident
lol no. Everyone is just thinking you are still fucked in the head because you are trying to hide it.
>>708449025
I third this
>>708449000
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
hello FBI
>>708453011
el topo kek es muy fucking autictico
i ended with my ex deffinetly im not talking with her anymore im struggling to talk with a cute girl at college and im a pussy who couldnt say hi and just escaped like a coward im now waiting for her to accept me on facebook and i just want to walk on im fucking tired that my ex always stomp on my pride i just really want to keep moving on i want this new girl to be my girlfriend and to fall in love with her i mean she looks so nice and perfect im not a handsome man but im neither an ugly one i dont know i just want luck to date her and to start talking with her, i hate the fact of being alone, also my studies are going wrong physics is destroying me also calculus and OOP (object oriented programming) i just want to be happy and succeed in life im tired of being a wallflower with no talents i wish i could be more athletic and handsome i wish i wouldnt be writing this i wish support and confiedence to talk with this girl im going crazy
>>708460737
Because im white. I guess you might not know but being white on a reservation is more dangerous than being white in a ghetto. I'm dead serious. I've lived in chicago. Savs will attack you randomly.
The second time I seeked out another kill. I hate indians. I just want to kill them all. I am really an angry and violent person and indians just seem "natural" to me to kill.
>>708453530
story, anon. greentext that shit and share with your /b/ros.
