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So you /b/itches really want to believe size doesn't matter bc the G spot is only 3 inches deep? Any beta fag can hit that spot. What women really want is DEEP DICK. you little dick faggots can't hit the Fornix
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b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bump
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This. If this were not true then your gf would be happy with a beta 3 incher and niggers would've been out bred ages ago
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>>708428698
Any little dick mother fucker can hit that spot if you put her legs up to her shoulders and fuck her. Which NO GIRL ENJOYS idiot
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>>708428698
This is where you aim if you want to make her pussy cream. Fellow alpha here
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>>708428698
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>>708428698
Femanon here,
Dick size matters, and I'd love to fuck a big dick, but upper average sized ones are ultimately best. Big ones are too uncomfortable for pounding or long fuck sessions. My best orgasms are when I'm super turned on and barely touched.
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>>708428698
The dicks in this diagram are the same size OP, just at different depths.
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>>708429452
Stop trying to cover up your little dick fag
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>>708429452
Wow that's really big news there! you really blew my mind. Never thought that it would be like that.
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>>708428698
That looks like it would be extremely painful.
Like scenes from a hentai.
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My girlfriend didn't want me to go that deep. She said it hurts. Hmmm...
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>people still falling for this

toppest of keks

get your insecurities checked
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girls do like big dicks, i have about 18cms, nothing special, but girls always get súper horny when i got all the way in. I bet the largest more horny they get.
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>>708429452
Show that wet pussy boiiiiii
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>>708429179
>put her legs up to her shoulders and fuck her. Which NO GIRL ENJOYS idiot
>which EVERY girl enjoys
ftfy
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>arguing about dick size
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Nobody here will need to use this information
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>>708429179
>Which NO GIRL ENJOYS idiot

Want to know how I know you're a virgin?
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ITT Beta fags that have never satisfied a woman. Dick size doesnt matter. Dont stick your dick in until the pussy is dripping wet.
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>>708429452
tits of gtfo
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Ok, i've had about 7 partners so far, usually people i know for some time and am comfortable talking about lots of topics, this being one. Eurofag here, 17cm penis, not once had a complaint it was "not enough". Usually when confronting girls about this topic they say average size (about 15-16cm) is excellent. And big dick doesn't mean shit if u don't know what u are doing. Usually it means pain or discomfort for the girl when someone has a "huge" penis. Only people i know what say size matters are most nympho's i went to highschool with or ghetto black girls. When u grow up if u want a better class girl this is the last factor u want to worry about.
>huge penis determins if sex is good
>90% girls cant cum vaginally
>acting like oral doesn't exist or there are 0 other ways of pleasing a girl sexually
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>>708428698
I can verify OP speaks truth. I have a 7-incher (above average, very nice, but not enough to start spreading rumors and get sex just for the length)

I've had sex with two girls and when they're not super into it my size tends to be off-putting and they have trouble getting it in, but when they REALLY want to go at it and they're in a "scream so loud you wake the neighbors" mood - I just can't get deep enough. I'm literally trying to stuff my balls to get myself deeper, trying different angles, pushing with all of my might, and she's just crying begging me to go deeper and telling me it's still not enough.

When you're long enough sex is probably impossible unless she's dripping buckets before you start, but once a girl gets like that I'd wager she needs at least 9 inches or she'll never be satisfied.
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>>708431168
Most girls have never seen a truly big dick (8"+). This is proven by the simple fact that penis size is on a bell curve with 8 being something like 1% of the population.

In short, most of those girls are lying.
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Femanon reporting. Penis size totally doesn't matter. If you have money I'll let you sex me with your weiner sometime but you better believe that on the size I am fucking a big weiner because penis size totally matters.
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>>708429400
DUBBZ
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>>708431168
>Not once had a complaint it was "not enough"
>6.7 inch dick

No shit
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My bf has a 7 inch and he's hit my cervix in certain positions. I've never felt such pain. Would not recommend
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>>708431911
You need to be a bit hornier and he needs to "aim down" so it goes underneath it.
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how can you tell the size of an anon's dick? whether he has to make up excuses and bullshit or not.
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>>708431778
Its usually what most people's dick size here is, from 14-18 cm, and its usually the standard in EU as far as i know
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>>708428698

>2016
>Still doesn't know G point is clitoris
Virgin fucker
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>>708432397
The clit is 3 inches inside the vagina
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>>708432397
is that mixed with george lucas?
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>>708429047
>implying niggers have large penises
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>>708432485
Your sarcasm is true.
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>>708429452
We all know u are a sad fuck faggot >femanon
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>>708432782
I'll be damned
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Hey ban me but im 16 and have a 6" dick, (rounding down), should I be worried?
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>>708433312
dumb fuck, underage b&
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>>708433312
Yes. At 16 the average penis is 7.5'
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>>708428698
most of the chicks i have sex with cum at least once before i even stick my dick in them. i also have problem called delayed ejaculation which means i can stay hard and fuck for a long time. my dick's only about six or so inches (never measured), but once i'm done, the girl's nothing but a sweaty shivering pile of flesh too tired to even pull the covers over her limp body.

i get laid about three times a week. i'll have to tell some of the girls i meet about this fornix business. maybe they'll stop texting me on the weekends?
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>>708433803
Know the feels /b/ro I have an issue too but its called premature ejaculation.
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All these sad beta fucks missing the point here. There's the G SPOT which you cucks might hit. Then there's the A SPOT that you can't hit. Otherwise known as the anterior fornix
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>>708433764
Kek
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>>708434038
So yeah. Size doesn't matter. Just like big ass doesn't matter. But once you've had it, you won't forget it. So in other words, she's thinking of him while she's fucking you
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>>708429179
how can you get it so right then so wrong all in one post. its like epic winfail
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>>708429452
Glad to see another femanon on the Chan.
This is completely true. Big dicks can be extremely uncomfortable indeed, especially when it's cervix-pounding level. It can even give pain. Honestly for me, 6-8 is good for me. 9 or 10 is the limit. But this can also depend on the vaginal depth of a woman, since it varies.
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Why so self conscious, OP? Trying to convince yourself that you are a better person or lover based solely on dick size? Shame you feel that way. Women are all built different and some like large dicks and others feel more comfortable with dicks on the average or smaller size. I only have a six inch dick but I have never failed to please a woman with it. The last woman I fucked rode my dick moaning like a shortchanged whore. She came three times in a row and when she did, I though she had pissed on my balls. Turns out when she started cumming, her pussy juices when crazy and leaked out all over the place. A good time was had by all. So OP, keep telling yourself you are a better person while I go out and actually get laid.
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>>708428698
>you little dick faggots can't hit the Fornix

OP, don't need to spew your insecurities out here. If you have a little dick become a trap or get used to the fact you have a little dick.

>3 inches deep

Even a 12 year old can hit that, is that how deep you go? Or have you ever fucked a woman? No. You have not, beta cuck fag.

For the faggots out there that are insecure, anything over 6 1/2 inches is more than pleasurable, right up until around 8 inches, around 9 it's enjoyable but at the same time sore in many positions.
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>>708428698
I can guarantee you two think, faggOP.
1: I'm way bigger than you in the dick department.
2: You're sitting right around the US national average. Which is teen sized for most other white people around the globe.
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Doesn't matter when I put it in her ass. Besides who cares what she wants.
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Size of a gun matters to her.
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>>708428698
I *hit a wall* once. It was with a bit shorter girl who was really into dancing so she could stretch like crazy. I think I was enjoying it fat more than her. Physically it's nothing special, but just knowing that I'm so deep makes it 10 times better.
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>>708428698
Everyone loves deep dick, but you clearly don't know what the G spot is
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>>708428698
The G spot can't be properly stimulated by something small.
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>>708429179
>Which NO GIRL ENJOYS idiot
Clearly no girl has ever let you put it in.
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i know there are some girls that don't enjoy dicks too large. Cervix pounding hurts. i'm a guy with a small dick and i've always found that turning a girl on really hard before you even get in there is your best bet for making anyone cum. She probably won't care about your size if you stimulate her mind and body first.
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>>708428698
Fuck that I "bottom out" on girls all the time and they always bitch about how painful it is. So my cock is slightly too long. If it were a bit shorter I could go all out without them wincing in pain the whole time.
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>>708428698
I'll never know what it's like to have a small dick, my heart honestly goes out to you guys, get a go for the cheap techniques and learn all her good spots. Good luck
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>>708437657

''Small'' you mean by less than 9 inches?
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>>708437657
i'm honestly happier having a smaller dick. I'd rather a girl not be walking bow legged or complaining about a cervix pounding. i can fuck for days, real hard, not do too much damage, and leave girls wanting more. Only reason i'd want one is for flash factor. Something about sending a pic of a small dick is just unbecoming.
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>>708435146
>>708429452

TITS OR GTFO
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>>708437850

Partial agreeance on a different level

I don't have a massive dick, but its not fucking small.

I've bottomed out my girlfriend a few times and she screams. Not like moany screams, like ow holy fuck get the fuck off were not having sex for a few days screams.

It's not fun.
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>>708437850
>Happier having a smaller dick

Does lying to yourself really work over time?
Like, when you smile more you eventually become happier?

At least youre not delusional in thinking you have "above average"
Also, in not hating, most girls I know couldn't give 2 shits about dick size if you know how to use it

>All guys want a bigger dick, no matter how big they are
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>>708436286
Moar?
Ribbed, for her pleasure!
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>>708438301

>I want to get off mr. bones wild ride
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Is width also important? I'm only a 7-inch beta-fag, with 3 inches wide....
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>>708438284
Like I said, wouldn't mind having one for flash factor, maybe to impress more cock loving whores. But I'm really not upset about being smaller anymore, the pros far outweigh the cons, and it's still big enough to do the job.
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>>708429179
I've tried this with every chick I've been with an that can't deal....and I'm only like 6.5 in
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>>708428698

spoken like a true virgin faggot.

G spot isn't even that deep you dumb cunt.
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>>708438251
Exactly. I knew many dudes back in the day that just wrecked these girls on big dicks because they'd pound too hard and hurt them.
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>>708428698
Yeah sure hitting her cervix made she feel so good that she pushed me back and almost cut off my nipple with her nails
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>>708438426
the ride never ends
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>>708437792
Pretty much, Even a 7 inch is considered small for experienced women.
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All the girls I've been with all have said that I fill them up. And I don't have a big dick either. I'm 5 inches. However, my girth is around 6 and a half inches. It also helps that the girls I date all have tight and small vaginas.


Don't go around blaming small dicked men about the problems you have with your loose huge cave you call a pussy. Don't like men with small dicks? Well then maybe you should feel bad about your gigantic pussy, you monstrosity of a woman. Kill yourself.
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This is why im glad i fuck dudes. All the bitches I fucked during my "Im not a gigantic faggot" phase, only 2 of them were able to take it.

But 100% of the dudes are able to take 9+.

You guys are missing out. fucking heteros.
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Average vag depth is 3-5 inches. So even a beta fag can get deep in. This post is bait.
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>>708438913
> implying you have a 10 inch cock
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>>708438893
>6 inch girth
>mfw
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>>708429452
I've experienced this from the other side. I'm not that long, but quite thick. With some women it was no problem, with others it was exactly as you describe it. The sex wasn't bad, just after some time she would feel sore even though she was wet as fuck, or after having sex too often in a short period of time (long distance relationship), she would be too sore on day three to do anything. That sucked for both of us.
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>>708439200
Also, checked
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>>708428698
dick in diagram is the same size faggot. at least try to troll better. You just proved that is the angle of penetration that matters and countered your own trollish claims.
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>>708439200
Oh shut up. Don't act like it's small. You know damn well it isn't.
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>>708429337
is that left or right
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>>708437093
I've given girls g spot orgasms with one finger halfway in. So that's not true.
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Listen anons

I have a 5inch something but it's thick
True you won't fill her up And you won't feel those feels...but you can make up for it by losing weight and staying in shape (stamina) and you'll do just fine.

There is no way to get bigger for the next 200 years so you might as well do what you enjoy in this life and stop caring about the needs of adult sized children (women)

They will find a flaw in you even if it isn't your dick
If a girl wants to cheat on you she will blame the kind of shoes you're wearing as justification. Stop giving two fucks about their judgement and actually do something you enjoy
Help your family
Participate in social shit
Play sports
Set goals
And when you're horny realise that there are billions of pussiss out there that haven't seen your dick yet. So fuck as much as you want

If you want to settle down go for the loyal loving non whorish type and you're set.
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>>708439550
You idiot, he's calling you a liar.
Because well...You are.
Or you just don't know your measurements that well.
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>>708440128
Except I'm not lying. So you and him are both equally retarded.
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>>708431585
wot
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>>708440065
>True you won't fill her up And you won't feel those feels
marry and asian chick...profit
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>>708428698
Haven't you heard of a dick-measuring contest? Because your thread is pretty much this.
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>>708440283
Dude I've been inside a few white girls that could barely fit a finger soaking wet.

They're out there, but bitches aren't gonna talk about it until you talk to them.
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>>708440065
I fucking love you man
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>>708428698
Been to a lot of orgies, group sex, etc. Seen a lot of guys fuck a lot of girls. If you base a girl's pleasure on how much noise she makes (which as a guy, what else do you have?), then it's medium size dicks FTW every fucking time.
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>>708431585
you lost me there, pal
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>>708440065
What if I want her to feel maximum dick pleasure coming from me?
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>>708440965
Then get inside of her head.
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>>708430217
Kek
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>>708435146
>the Chan
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>>708428698
If a woman is close enough to your penis to judge it, you're going to get lucky so...who cares? I mean unless you have a micropenis.
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>>708428698
L-lucky basterds
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>>708440965
Just be a good fucking lover
Eat her out
Give her an orgasm or two everyday
Stop being a lazy negative depressed bitch and actually fuck her more often (with your small one like mine)
Wear new clothes
Smell good
Shave And exercise
And if she leaves you for Tyrone then fuck that whore

The key is to fully understand that there are millions of clothes throbbing horny girls out there

Why is your post more important to you than say accomplishing some personal (for you only) goal?

I am going to become a professional swimmer and frankly I care about that more than the possibility of some girl fucking someone else
Love for you anon
Live for you and your immediate family

Pussy is very easy to come by
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>>708441582
Clit throbbing*
Fucking autocorrect
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>>708441582
>professional swimmer
way to show off that tiny wiener
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>>708441785
Man lol
I'm a grower too
It's basically walnut sized when flaccid

Yet I have a girlfriend and actively keep girls on the side

Stop being so sensitive about dicksize srsly
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>dicklets will claim 7 inches is enough
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>>708431372
Bro, I'm 7.5 and can reach it. You can too.
Go deep at first cause when she gets more exited it all moves further back.

Missionary and cowgirl are the best positions to reach the posterior fornix.

Try to stay as hard as posible and let her aim when she's on top.
She'll cum in 15-30 seconds.
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>>708441582
What is this wisdom doing on my /b/?

We need insecurity, get the fuck out of here.
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As a female, I have turned down a dick that was too big. Would rather have small/below average over any form of pain.
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>>708441995
The truth hurts....
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>>708428698
THIS

Women have loved big cock throughout the ages. That's why humans have the biggest primate penises, bigger than a 400 pound gorilla.
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>>708428698
femanon here

gotta have 16 inches or you should kill yourself

gotta be hung like a horse because my shallow physical needs must be met even though i can only fit 4 inches in me

sure 12 inches of your dick will go to waste, but you have to have 16 inches anyway because im shallow and dont care about the man attached to the dick

i only care about the dick attached to the man because im white on the outside but nigger on the outside

kys micro-penis wielding micro fags

wow, where's my wheelchair because i just took some massive horse-nigger cock
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>>708428698
Loooool
Just once I wish the "females" posting in dick size threads would do timestamps
Until that day you're all a bunch of insecurity sure Gaylords
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>>708428698
The one on the right actually hurts women unless youre the perfect size to just gently nudge it.
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>>708428698

I'm fairly average, but if I go balls deep my girl gets fairly uncomfortable.
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>>708430940
Not that guy but he's right.

You can believe whatever you want because of your weird fetish for big cocks but if women tell you they don't like it, chances are they are telling the truth,not indulging in your other weird fetish for forced sex and pain.
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>>708442749
You are a fucking faggot if you are implying a vagina can only fit 4 inches
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>caring about what she feels or think
You're doing it wrong.
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femanon here. the gspot isnt 3inches. its a lot less than that and up. easy to reach with fingers curled upwards. you are a super virgin kys
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>>708442749

>femanon here

'tis an awesome thing to see!
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>>708442068
how do you aim exactly?
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>>708442848
What is "slightly above average"? If you are really 6 inches your girl will have no issues taking your cock
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i used to hit my ex-gf's cervix all the time, she hated it. i'm not even that big, only like 5.5 inches. the only people who believe OP or take him seriously are inexperienced or trolls
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>>708443375

wow. How small is she?
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>>708443593

she was short, like 5'1". i'm 6'1".

but it doesn't the matter. the point is that OP claimed chicks like getting their cervix drilled, which is patently false. it hurts them.

why yall so worried about your dicks, goddamn, just chill
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For all of you people complaining about having a small penis, if you actually opt to spend a little bit of money there are things out there that will help you out. I've taken 3 different kinds of shit over a few years and Ill be damned if it was actually a bad idea, cause that whole size thing will fuck with some females. Big dicks are fun to talk about, but it takes a special kind of slut to be able to give you what you need for it.
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Believe it or not, tight girls don't like being torn open. I was with a girl who outright refused to have sex with me until she could see that i didn't have a massive fucking eggplant cock. She actually preferred average to small and wouldn't fuck anyone with a big dick.
Pic related. I asked her to send a pic spreading herself with her fingers. She delivered.
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>>708443135
When in missionary I follow the top wall until the end.
You'll feel like a button on the top of the rim of your head.

Pull out 0.5" and back in. Go slow, you'll notice she'll get exited, don't let her move much or you'll have to aim again.

It won't be very stimulating for you, so focus on keeping your boner.
Using your thighs is great for blood flow.

Good luck /b/ro.
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>>708444270

damn. How short is she?
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>>708444401
5'6
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>>708428698
With these upgrades, cervix never stood a chance
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>>708428698
ITT virgins trolling other virgins into believing dumb shit
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>>708441995
>most men have average sized penis
>mfw
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>>708437792
You gotta be kidding me. 9 inches is fucking microscopic. I've never been fucked by anyone smaller than 26,5 inches. Any shorter than that and it isn't even worth looking at
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Dude, if you're not tickling her ovaries or like if you're fucking a pregnant chick, and the dick isn't rubbing the fetus, then just get the fuck out of here with your tiny boy pee-pee
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>>708444038
>implying his moma is special.
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All of you faggots are lying to yourself about your dick size.
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>>708444270
did you fuck her urethra?
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Is my dick small?
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>>708446151
tfw no german ubercock bf
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>>708431585
>knowing how 2 use is better than being big
Imagine this
You can either kill a Person with a Machete or a Spoon
It still applies but you'd still chose the Machete bcs size matters
{This does not apply for Machete sized spoons or Spoon sized Machetes}
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>>708446151
not small. I'd guess you hit exactly the mean or maybe a little smaller, but pretty much OK.
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>>708440128
>width
>girth
Mfw I have been b8ed
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I'd say you need a way better technique to make sweet love having a big dong than you'd need if your dong is pretty much average size.

I've had so fucking many times to interrupt. Only halfway in etc ... not that you cannot fuck deep to with a larger dick, of course you can, but hammering the cervix is usually a bad idea if you want to do more than a just 2 min quicky.
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>>708444528
What's not really spreading...
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>>708428698
Yep. Too bad there's nothing I can do about having a small dick so there's no point in getting upset.
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>actually caring if shes enjoying the sex.
>you betas will never learn.
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I can reach my fornix with my fingers, it isn't really that deep :/
Just average bitches really cares about giant dicks, there's a ton of other ways to feel pleasure that not necessary implies the size of a cock...
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>>708447983

Pretty much this, I have a small dick and there isn't much I can do about it.... Other than get really good with my fingers and mouth I am pretty much doomed. So getting upset is pointless.
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>>708448454
You can also get a short girl
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>>708449130

Because of my weight, My looks and lack of confidence, I am very unlikely to ever get a woman - And I'm come to terms with that and have accepted it.
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>>708428698
Nigga if that bitch wants some pleasure she can buy a vibrating dildo, if I'm suppose to pleasure her then who's really the bitch?
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>>708446151
yep fucking micropenis
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>>708428698
By your logic they are better buying a fucking 30 inch dildo.
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>>708449130
Yeah go try that with piper perri
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As a beta faggot (truth) with micropenis (also truth) I've never had luck pleasing the ladies the standard way, I'm just too thin and small. I lost a relationship over it and it messed me up emotionally for a long fucking time. The few girls I managed to get in bed with and gave oral to seemed to enjoy themselves but there was a rift between what they'd "like" to happen and what I "could" provide. Shit sucked.

But then I started thinking outside the box. My girls wanted a big dick and I wanted to get off. So I bought some sex toys and gave them a test run with a friend. I gave her the most mind-blowing orgasm she'd ever had by slowfucking her with a silicone horsecock and she enjoyed torturing me with a fleshlight. We've become reliable fuckbuddies over the years and sometimes she brings a friend to tag team up on. Invest in that shit, fellas.
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>>708428698
Anon, the dick in that pic is literally the exact same length, but moved up.

Are you implying all I gotta do is put more back into it?
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>>708428698
tell that to the bitches who scream when you smash into the cervix...
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Just look to evolution for the answer. Whatever the average penis size is, is the size that women have been selecting for for mega-generations.

IE, if women wanted 9 inch cocks, we'd all have 9 inch cocks because teeny-peeners would've been bred out of the pool by now. By definition, the average size (~5 inches erect) is the average female desire.
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>>708431585
Huh, i was just thinking about this meme a little bit ago.
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>>708446151
nice small hands
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>>708444620
Underrated post
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>>708452043
drops the mic
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>>708428698
Jokes on you. I'm a nigger. I hit whatever I want. Then I got straight to jail.
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>>708452043

or it's because less than 1% of the population does and they're completely outnumbered
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