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Rekt thread?
>>708426440
This is a suicide.
>>708428053
>053▶
>File: 1463733874236.gif (1.45 MB, 339x232)
LOL
>>708426440
again, how are there so many Asians?
They are the DUMBEST motherfuckers on the planet
>>708428654
Couldnt Agree Better Myself, Its Rare To See A Videos Like This From Canada OR USA
>>708429106
CABMIRTSAVLTFCOU
>>708428654
they do a lot of smart shit too
i think its just because there are so many of them that we see them do so many stupid things
they have idiots just like all cultures do, but because of high population there is also high number of idiots
>>708428654
lol kys
>>708431578
WTF was he trying to do lol
>>708431545
They grow up so fast.
>>708431951
Be the batman
>>708431951
exactly what you seen
he was trying to do that
>>708431578
good thing he had protective glasses
>>708432400
That's just some camgirl
Post hot guys worthy for my fap. I'm horny. Si, soy gay. Que problema?
>>708434484
>the fucking pushups
>kek
>>708434946
bitch could've killed her dog
>>708434774
Uuuurrrhggg... That was akward... I present old drilldick.
>>708432449
If you are the big tree, let me tell you that
We are the small axe, sharp and ready
Ready to cut you down (well sharp)
To cut you down
>>708434774
LOL what's that called when they make their dick huge like that?
These threads always leave me feeling like Asians don't pay attention to shit behind the wheel, India, South America, Africa, and the Middle East are like the friggin wild west, and blacks fight as a way of expressing themselves because their too emotionally retarded to express their feelings and thoughts any other way.
Also white folk do dumb shit that usually only wind up hurting themselves and maybe a person or two in their immediate surroundings.
What happened to the days of people posting stuff from 9/11?
>>708435622
Gay. It's called gay.
>>708435622
saline injections
>>708436025
damn good shot
>>708434484
Listen my nig, I'm the saggiest mahfuckker up on this stairwell ya dig? You best not bring that saggy ass shirt round my parts you hear me? Look at this bitch tryin to sag with a hat. Give that here before you hurt yourself.
>>708434774
Ay por favor! No se hace eso, estupido.
>>708431457
butthurt gook detected
>>708436807
water you doing to close to it when it was smoking....jesus, sorry lame pun
>>708431545
Sauce
>>708437464
not that kind of asian but, no just laughing at someones ignorant and scared opinions
>>708437859
Holy shit! Are these guys ok? Did they get eaten?
>>708435622
They use a dick pump. It's called docking
>>708437789
Valiant defense of your gook kind.
>>708438146
LOL not a come back so im guessing your not smart enough to think of anything else. gg and again kys
>>708438384
>your not smart
>your
>not smart
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>708429402
big surprise, mothers fault
>>708438384
dont feed the trolls
>>708430728
That's one way to kill a cockroach.
>>708437859
fugg
>>708435463
under rated post
>>708437983
No. Shark was full by the time they got in the water.
>>708439642
Top kek
>>708434484
nigs on nigs on nigs
>>708435477
that's just fucking sad
>>708434774
>being gay isn't a mental illness
so which one is supposed to be enjoying this?
>>708435622
LOL asking for a friend LOL...
>>708440865
thats not just being gay at play there...
lot more things going on
>>708427459
How is this a suicide? The chink obviously got hit by the truck and fell into the other truck's way.
>>708435459
goddamnit it fucking hate humans
>>708431578
This explains his voice.
>>708440579
hahahahahaha fuck dude. that fucking dance. thought this was rekt.
>>708441217
I would like to see more tornadoes.
>>708426440
er sorry but she obviously received a very important text message, like what was she supposed to do, wait until crossing the road?
ERR HELLO
>>708439014
i agree, but he was driving down the wrong side of the road
>>708431951
>WTF was he trying to do lol
Batman/Twoface mashup
>>708429402
lets hope the kids have brain damage
>>708437859
that shark is fucking woke
>>708430728
i bet that killed electricity to a whole apartment block, the selfish fucker
>>708441866
wtf does that even mean?
>>708431545
cats do not give a fuck. Love how she still posted it to the net regardless
>>708441958
not really selfish, looked like he was trying to climb down not suicide
>>708441217
moar!
>>708434484
>nigga goes back for more
moar please
>>708434484
the words AYO, DAWG, For REALZ and TRIPPIN were used extensively during this conversation
>>708442241
moar of what you fucking pleb. Lurk moar.
>>708435219
its not dead but the dog was paralysed, neck injury
>>708435565
one dead, the other lived
>>708436147
Fuckin women can't do anything right
>>708437983
Yep. The shark uploaded the video later
>>708440719
mission accomplished at least
>>708431545
So cute, fuck!
>>708441975
it means hes a fucking idiot
>>708442624
Fuck off.
>>708441045
Is he kill?
>>708442059
then what was the fucker doing up there in the first place, sure didnt look like a repairman
>>708442624
die
>>708429801
they do a lot of smart shit, indeed.
and most of it is based off something they learned from a textbook.
there's a big difference between book learning and common sense. i know a guy who's one of the world's leading scientists in the area of epileptic seizures. he can tell you everything you want to know about excitatory synaptic connections between the two hemispheres of the human brain, but 9/10 times he can't figure out what the words "push" and "pull" on a door mean.
>>708441801
are you fucking serious?
There's something other than America
>>708440854
Holy fucking kek
>>708441217
Ya'll think Americans are dumb? This is why they are fatasses. Even a tornado couldn't move them.
Keep being skinny you 3rd fuckers.
>>708427231
"well shit"
>>708443025
chillin
>>708428188
What?
You're new here, aren't you?
>>708443919
thats a nice ass
>>708436147
Oldie school
>>708444479
shit... anyone know what happened?
>>708444479
>>708444956
Damn shame. Babies heads can explode like that if you try to teach them too much too young. Don't force language and math on your child too early. Bad parenting right there.
>>708443737
Edgy cancer is edgy
>>708444062
>fryin
ftfy
>>708444956
Finally was able to sell his house and goat. He treated his son to the new galaxy note 7. He was going to be the most bad ass kid in the village. His dad would be working long hours until the day he dies and no retirement. But he wanted to put a smile on his child's face.
Samsung have a lot of explaining to do.
>>708444479
Is it dead?
>>708444956
think he died, not sure tho
>>708444760
Another oldie school
>>708442791
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this, just imagine a shark in his underwater house uploading a video.
>>708445186
>comes to rekt thread
>gets butthurt at the rekt he witnesses
haven't been here since 2012 is everyone this gay now?
Beg thread? Poorfag down on his luck no food just asking for 10$ so i can order some food for me and my dog he loves pizza will bump with oc
>>708428654
my general race kicks the shit out of the world. not talking nations, talking people. there's a ton of us. we caught a vid of someone being unfortunately stupid. happens everywhere. still going to kek at how 99% of you faggots wish you were me.
alright, maybe it's dropped from the mid-00's. still pretty fucking high though. plenty of vids of whitie fucking up.
not bringing up the latins and niggers, no point. at least whites put up a fight.
>>708445862
gr8 b8 m8
>>708441708
That one girl didn't even try to dodge.
>>708445984
it's not bait. korean. part of the asian race. you faggots make me feel like a god sometimes, it's hilarious. if you're not one of them, good for you. please don't ever become that pathetic. truth still stands.
>>708445600
Go back to Tumblr
>>708446380
ah looks like we got a tough guy over here!
>>708435463
shut the fuck up, manlet!
>>708446506
facts are tough? alright sure.
>>708446203
R9K vs life
>>708441045
top lol
>>708432449
Kevin heart a straight busta
>>708446380
>>708446791
>how most koreans generally behave
>>708441045
This is not ylyl. Even though I lost
>>708447285
>can't deny anything
>tosses a random insult
ouchies. kek.
>>708446791
>claims to feel like a god
>people on 4chan make him feel like a god sometimes
>calls us faggots
alright, tough guy. sure.
>>708445600
you are the only gay pal ;v
>>708447537
I'm not really trying to be insulting... you're the one playing the stereotype here.
>>708447285
he's just using an anonymous website as an outlet to filter his rage. asians really are dumb.
typical
>>708447551
i guess 4chan is just a lie and most of you aren't closet fags wishing you were asian?? please, lol. there's a reason we laugh on our forums.
>>708447726
i don't think you know what the words you say mean, then. not much i can do about that.
>>708447566
i'm sure he's not the ONLY gay pal. that's just a ridiculous assumption.
>>708432449
>Black Souls 3
>>708447789
if i wanted to look like a rat and have a small dick, i'd wish i was asian.
>>708448061
>somebody likes jp porn a lot
there's a reason there's an average, but sure, puff your chest out. along with that i guess you have to think nigger have 14inch cocks, and bow to them, kekkin' cuck.
>>708443919
Troll or not.
>Ya'll
>>708442624
kill your self
>>708445355
That's not rekt, but I'd rekt it.
>>708447922
It's
>I don't think those words mean what you think they mean
and I don't think you understand what it means to be anonymous on 4chan, best Korean. There's not much I can do about that either.
But I'd have a small loan of a million dollars if I had to hear yet another Korean individual go on about how they are the best Asian, or that some aspect of their culture is the absolute best. And it doesn't even stop there. It doesn't even help that weeaboos exist. Christ almighty, you have enough neckbeard faggots swindling your culture to all hell and back while they hug their cum-stained body pillows. I get that there's a reason for the amount of dick-stroking due to the history of your nation, but you have to be self-aware at some point. Enough of the crab-in-the-bucket nonsense.
There's just so much wrong here. It's almost upsetting, but then I remember that you might be pretending to be retarded.
I'm a nigger. I don't want to be any kind of asiatic ethnicity if that's all it entails. I would rather be an ooga booga spook dindu.
>>708428188
Anonymous 10/18/16(Tue)18:34:46 No.708428188▶>>708444207
>>708428053
>053▶
>File: 1463733874236.gif (1.45 MB, 339x232)
LOL
"LOL"
>>708446063
Fucking loved that show. Good memories
>>708449725
>you must be lost in some koreatown in whiteface if you're a nigger hearing anything other kroeans say irl
>swindling culture is more like we're making money off of the world while smiling and complimenting you
hah, enjoy your phone.
>said he was a nigger
not sure why i even went this far.
>>708450291
My phone isn't Korean.
>it's American
And I'm lost in a refugee hotspot, so of course I see a lot of Koreans. On top of everyone else. For a super smart asian, you're pretty myopic.
>>708426440
Disgusting.... i thought 4chan is about hacking/changing the world for the better....that is horrible! That was a human being....unbelievable...horrific....i need to distract myself from that with some funny pictures. 9GAG it is...
>>708450615
son you haven't even seen the worst
>>708448317
ugh. came for the rekt thread but stayed for the cringe.
10/10
>>708450581
lol, an american phone. you must be a nigger to think america made a phone. Nice usage of your refugee dictionary, you almost made some sense, in a way.
>>708450870
>thinks America is nothing but rural farm land
kek
>>708450795
>>708448061
>>708447551
samefaggin' like a villain.
>pro-tip: post counts mean something
>>708449826
what the fk is even going on at this point?
>>708432444
Kek
>>708450581
damn dude you got him. your phones american.
whatever helps you feel like a god on 4han ya goober
>>708445708
Pretty much sums up my sex life.
Except for the whole having sex part.
>>708440854
she just wanted to say hi
>>708451229
It's still not Korean. Manufactured in Fort Worth, Texas, 2012.
>>708450979
not at all. you just don't make your own shit. you get it from shit-tier countries, or mine. kek. don't even try to say you make phones..if you do they are shit tier hence why nobody knows of them.
it's ok that you guys suck on most parts and we're better in every way. you still have a lot of power b/c you guys wanted to rule the world. so you cling to what you got while you could, and be happy. we'll keep your electronics running. all's fine...yeah.
>>708451032
well yeah im keeping the angry korean talking what's wrong with that?
i wanna see what more ridiculous things i can get you to say.
>>708429402
Muy sides
>>708451434
that's what i said- your english isn't very good is it?
>>708451436
>I live in Canada
I don't think you understand why I said it wasn't made in Korea.
>not everyone need be prideful of their country like some kind of stormfag
>>708451568
>pic related
>>708451568
>all ideas from korea
>yay a chip was made in the usa
USA PHONE!
hahaha...you guys are hilarious.
>>708435565
a-at least they ejected before the boat landed on them
>boat bounces and flips backwards
>lands on them propellers first
rip in peace
>>708451695
you're quoting 2 ppl i hope you know. and you're still off, regard to my post just below.
>>708431578
if only he was wearing a devil suit instead
>>708427231
i always think the thumbnail is from gta
>>708447756
lol no shit, listen to this guy, he's a fucking autist and he doesn't even know it. my sides are being molested by keks
>>708450615
> i thought 4chan is about hacking/changing the world for the better
Hacking and cyber attacks don't change the world for the better unless you first have a clue, which 4chan generally does not.
>>708451839
>being this new
>>708434946
soooooo old
>>708430728
Did he die?
>>708437859
Shark be like "I hate these stupid blister packs. It's so hard to get to the toy inside."
>>708451903
Is he gonna be OK?
>>708436025
this is wonderful
>>708451703
this is how you not cut bricks
>>708434484
anyone else see a shit stain around 1:05
>>708451550
My only regret...
>>708451897
it's both hilarious and memorizing how autistic this guy is. ya never know when you might stumble into some cringe.
>>708443281
I would take you seriously, but at a research lab I work/intern at Asians dominate the undefined shit area. (i.e. theoretical models that are not in textbooks. )
>>708440579
That truck plowing into that crowd of homos was really the only possible outcome to that situation
>>708442624
kinda funny but if i saw someone do that i would try to save the dog then literally kill those fuckers.
>>708452869
so would i
>>708445355
wish i looked like her :(
>>708452439
DID HE DIE?
>>708451550
The chinese are always so flexible.
what
>>708441091
are you usually this dumb or is this a special occasion?
>>708452869
You would do shit. At the end of the day you still jerk off to cartoon porn, browse 4chan, listen to some heavy/hardcore music and imagine being he man.... Wanna do some roleplay? I am futtershy and you are rainbowdash...i did not clean my room and you get angry...for my punishment i have to fuck your ass...
>>708450895
Story? South Africa?
>>708453202
If only he'd have used the designated shitting street.
>>708453451
East africa you stupid faggot
>>708446203
love how the fat nigger bitch walks up just to take a "you got knocked the fuck out" moment
i hope she dies
brainwashed sheep
>>708451688
underrated.
>>708453375
>projecting this hard
>>708453697
lets start a revolution
>>708453697
Heart polished frog
>>708446203
Tumblr taking on 4chan
>>708453375
lol good guess but i am a second degree black belt (Tae Kwon Do), love dogs and hate people. People are bastard coated bastards with a chewy bastard center. except my wife. she's cool.
>>708453772
>projecting this hard
>>708444479
Dudes breath was so bad...
>>708453873
That sounds like a great idea ,good way to fight the nigs
>>708428654
not really because they are stupid its because they are dicks. The woman thought the truck would stop for her and its ok (dickish move), the truck driver think he shouldn't give way to a jay walker (dickish because he should have at least tried harder to prevent an accident)
>>708453697
Liver laundered lemmings!
>>708453858
why would you say that? are you still a sleeping sheep
>>708454224
exactly
>>708453873
Kek
>>708443582
are you fucking retarded you dumb fuck?
it's a one way street which is why he wasn't expected to be there by the ppl crossing the fucking road
>>708454224
Dicks out for Harambe fucks with lemurs and louse nigger
>>708454445
i agree
>>708453977
A black bet gotten from a Mcdojo doesn't mean shit. I would fuck your wife in front of you and you'd do nothing but jerk off.
>>708443582
>There's something other than America
Nothing that really maters,just a bunch of second and third world countries infested with mudslimes and Communists
>>708453977
What about that roleplay stuff? Wanna continue? Tae kwon do is shit...i did that till green belt...pumsae here pumsae there...dont underestimate other people just because you are mr tae kwon do..you misanthropic bastard coated bastard
>>708454194
Fucking white people
>>708452816
"have you ever heard the tragedy... Of Darth Plageus the Wise?"
>>708454194
was hoping that'd be a higher fall.
THE WORLD IS DUNZO. unless we all take stand and start a revolution...the damage will continue...i promise you that
>>708454700
get fucked
>>708454757
Fucking your mom
>>708436025
owned
>>708454678
actually my first instructor was the equivalent of a green beret in the Korean army and taught me how to kill people. My next one was the world champion in tkd. Also i worked as security in LA for several years outside a building on Hollywood blvd. I have beaten plenty of people up. I have taken guns away from people. I know it sounds like a meme but I don't give a fuck if you believe me or not.
im glad that trucl slammed the person fuck em
>>708437859
thats fucking terrifying
i wonder if it knew what it was doing, or if it just thought it was food
>>708455102
That guy should stand up for himself and tell people to stop filming.
>>708455265
probabaly didnt think it was food dumb ass
>>708455168
You're full of shit, man. You learned karate in a dojo that had a 5 dollar membership fee and bought a black belt for 20 dollars.
Playing pretend fighting won't help you in the real world.
>>708453633
middle east pole smoker
>>708455620
pwned
>>708435477
You can hear the dog yelp in the video
>>708435701
fuck off >>>/mlp/
>>708455526
>implying sharks are hyper intelligent creatures that understand how to sink a floating raft
Long story short he probably thought it was food
>>708436025
That's a robber not a burglar.
>>708455519
Out of all the videos in the thread, it's thus one that made me cringe.
>>708455168
So.. you could just shut up about it and be content with that... except you are a world class douche amirite?
>>708426440
Yellow truck with the assist.
>>708455766
highly probable
>>708453360
there goes my hero
>>708454700
Lol when the BLM fags shut down that one interstate I wouldn't have stopped either
>>708455968
Biting is just what sharks do. Maybe it was sort of a 'hello' nibble.
>>708455168
Blah blah blah....i am a nasa engineer trained by neil armstrong in astro mma...i killed 9 mars people with my left hand while jerking off with the right...i run a kindergarden in syria in 2015 and a grocery store in a favela in rio from jan.2016 to september 2016...people who tried to rob me failed cause i learned capoeira from an ex super major ultimate seargant ...i would still fuck your fat ugly wife you stupid faggot
>>708431545
FUCKING REKT
>>708455669
Please don't
heres the thing, BLM is a joke. end of story
>joke
>>708452285
He made a full recovery in 3 weeks
>>708431578
"Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are HOLY SHIT!!"
>>708452439
Holy shit target practice much?
>>708443960
dude! is that guy okay? that looks dangerous.
>>708455620
Middle east....what a faggot...east is east you idiot....wanna suck my pole?
>>708451688
allah really hates this maggots.
i can tell.
>>708442624
Rekt.
>>708456306
syria?>>708452439
thats a little intense
>>708456406
Kek
>>708456425
fucking fag get him killed
>>708455669
WHAT THE FUCK YOU PSYCHO
>>708456478
more like Thailand
>>708452274
story
>>708442624
Kill yourself for posting this. Why would you even save shit like that.
>>708455717
Link?
>>708456548
Dont tell others what to do faggot...do it yourself...i am in the middle north...come visit me
>>708442624
"Chase the Flaming Dog" is the equivalent of Idol for these people when it comes to entertainment. Happens about once a week, everyone looks forward to it.
>>708456768
my apologies, things like that get me really upset
>>708441708
that is a fucking miracle
>>708456956
Masturbate...you will relax. Imagine me while doing it
>>708452563
Motorcycle fatalities are my fetish.
>>708455102
oohh thats why I havent see Bruno Mars lately now I get it.....
>>708437354
largo, puto
>>708446380
I'm sorry but implying that Koreans are somehow less retarded than any other part of asia is absurd. There are all sorts of reasons I could get into but the one I'm going to pick on right now is your fucking obsession with plastic surgery. To look LESS like your own race. You want to look more like OTHER races than your own. You have a huge plastic surgery industry and waste tons on it every year when there is immeasurably more important stuff that money and effort could be put towards.
