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What's a good yearbook quote? Something clever and perhaps subtle.
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Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.

My boy Joey S.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>708419924
"The funniest part is that they still don't know it was me"
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meme master of the decade: (insert all of the memes you created)
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Faggots read this
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Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.
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"Be what you would seem to be" -- or if you'd like it put more simply -- "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."

- the Duchess' advice to Alice in chapter 9 of
"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
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>>708419924
White Power
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>>708419924
Be an hero.
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>>708420653
/thread
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WHATEVER IT TAKES
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i hav cat-like reflexes
"prove it"
*looks at a cat*
(instantly) i like that cat
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When the red rivers a'flowing take the dirt road home.

Also fuck off high school cancer
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You assumed my gender?! TrIgGeReD!!!
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Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
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Take a quote from Ken
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>>708419924
ninja run through the sacred swamp
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>>708420798
O-face
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Allahu Akbar
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"From here you can get an excellent view of my foot!"
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"If you can't beat em, eat em"
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>>708421606
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>>708419924
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened" -Adolf Hitler
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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do"
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Words build bridges into unexplored regions.

-Unknown
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>>708422125
hitler was based
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"Let's not turn this rape into a murder"
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"May you live in interesting times" Chinese curse
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>>708420133
This is good
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They don't think it be like it is, but it do
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>there are actually people giving him unironical advice
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>>708422414
Hitler said that. The thing is, it's an actually legitimate yearbook quote so they won't look it up.
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>>708419924
"Wanna fuck?"
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They dont think it be like it is but it do
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"I store poo in the foreskin of a midget"
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"Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts."
- Oprah Winfrey
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"Periods don't stop nothing but a sentence"
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>>708419924
"She got the D, I got the A."
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>>708419924
"You may feel some slight pressure."
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"We're gonna be outta the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that $36"
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>>708419924
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

My younger brother used this classic and got called to the principle's office. He wanted to make sure that's what he really wanted and it wasn't a mistake. And of course the principle looked like a retard once my brother explained it to him. Kinda funny
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"Graduating is like visiting Columbine,

Worth a shot."
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"Look how hard I can pee"
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It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
- H.R. Clinton
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"Niggers tounge my anus"
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"imma need about tree fiddy"
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>>708419924
"I can make a mean batch of jello"

-Anon
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>>708423832
Stalin quote faggot.
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>>708420133
lol i like this one.
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>>708419924
"To think you can learn a lesson in one evening is as apsurd as to think you can learn everything in school"
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'Words build bridges into unexplored regions.'
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"If there's grass on the field, play ball."
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>>708419924
"just watch me do my thang"

-SPG tha God
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>>708423987
I refuse to believe that anyone is dumb enough to have thought I was being serious calling that a HRC quote.
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>>708420133

Best
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>>708419924
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
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Now watch me whip
Now watch me nae nae
Now watch me whip whip
Watch me nae nae
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>>708419924
I think your opening post would be funny.

>"What's a good yearbook quote? Something clever and perhaps subtle."
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"these are all shit."

-Anonymous
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>>708424289
People are dumb...believe it.
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"When I hear the word culture I reach for my gun"

-AH
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>>708423700
>sounding like a 12-year sumthing trying to fit in
>being spy
>get lost spy, we don't need your spyvital and spyctable capabilities
>you never know what lurks in the dark
>but you know who doesn't lurk
>spy
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>>708419924
>"Guy below me sucked my dick"
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>>708423700
Yeah sure, the 'principal' looked like a retard
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"When the white guy reaches into his bag... You know it's time to run"
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Here's to honor
Here's to being honor
Here's to having honor
And if you can't cum in her
Cum on her
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>>708424732
>coming from an anon that sucked other anon's dick whilst the third anon jerked-off in shock
>rich
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>>708423136
lmao
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>>708419924

"revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"

-Tupac
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"Obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken."
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>>708419924
I didn't do nuthin'
-Everyone
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5 scoops.
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am duck quak
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i hate my life
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Recycle of life and death continues, we will live, they will die.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>708425241
Dammit OP, use this
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>>708419924
If you read this you must write in this yearbook or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>708419924
death to america
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>>708419924
Im not at the beach, this is a bathtub!
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"I call upon everyone who had, who might, who could've and who wished to bring me harm or inconvinience.
Suck a shit-dipped dick"

β-fag
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“It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.”
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kbai
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this fedora makes me the ultimate gentleman
>wear a fedora when taking the picture
>don't shave for a month beforehand
>look like pic related
>???
>profit
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>>708419924

"Don't know why everyone is smiling. The best part is over. Things only get worse from here on out."
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Give a hoot, don't pollute.
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>>708419924
>"The weak should fear the strong"
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"to the window, to the wall, till sweat drops down my balls"
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>Why the text isn't green?
>Useless book
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"卍卍卍"
~retarded neonazi-wannabe
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smoke weed everyday
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"I'm going to hang myself or die trying"
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>>708419924
Aren't you glad I didn't shoot up the school?
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"sometimes i undress, go in the garden and cover myself in dirt, then i lay there pretending that i am a carrot"
bonus points if you mention it turning you on
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"Faith moves mountains, but only knowledge moves them to the right place" - Gandhi
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We must move Forward, Not backwards, Upwards, not forward and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
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>>708419924
I've been jerking off in textbooks for three years now.
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FEEL THE BERN
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"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."
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A man is only as common as his dreams
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Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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To another year debating whether to sandy hook this school or not
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>>708425850
I really really like this yearbook.
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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>>708426864
I snuck my shit in the cafeteria food every single day, and all of you ate it.
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>>708420560
>more simply
>10x longer quote
whut
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Bottom text
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>>708426864

I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle, is this bad?
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the bee bit my bottom, now my bottoms big
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>>708423182
oh god
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>>708419924
"I need about tree fiddy"
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>>708424289
>Stalin
>Clinton
They arent exactly far apart. Why wouldnt i confuse them
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>>708419924
"everybody poops"
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>>708424305
fuck. yes.
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>>708419924
"Fuck you all, I hope you all die of Aids. Stupid Motherfuckers"
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>>708427520
itty bitty baby
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"I enjoyed every bite of that cockmeat sandwich"
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"I like my women like I like my beer; with nuts."
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>>708419924
"I've already forgotten all of you."
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"Foster's is brewed in America and uses racist generalizations of Australia to sell their product."
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>>708428604

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 yers old and mixed up with coke"
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>>708428896
I like my men like I like my soda bottles. Smooth, light, bubbly, and shaped.
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My english teacher diddled my doodle.
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there are only two genders, get over yourselves
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>>708419924
>underaged b&

reported
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>>708419924
we need another crusade
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>>708429777
lucky/holy trips
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It is a physiological fact that men are more athletic then women.
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>>708421040
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>>708419924
Netflix and chill?
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>>708419924

...why?
- peter griffins ancestor
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cheese and bacon are not condiments you fat fucks
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Don't trust everything you read on the internet.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Punish me /b make me feel like a shit & a dirty slut
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gender fluid is hard to wash out
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>>708422299
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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>>708424587
>>708424732
The funny thing is everything I said actually happened. Faggots
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>>708425571
WINDMILL 卍F FRIENDSHIP
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You never know what's gonna come through that door
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"Discard females, acquire currency."

-Christopher Wallace
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Anal burns
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>>708422125
/Thread
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>>708419924
Hillary for prison 2016
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"I shot an old man in the kneecaps"
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>>708425215
Fuck off Nasus
*The Cycle of life
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FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>708428604
I like my women like I like my coffee
Ground up and in the freezer
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>>708422125
Didnt Dr. Suess say this?
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>>708435696
no Hitler did, cant you read faggot
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Today i'll do what you won't so
tomorrow i'll do what you can't.
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>>708419924
Trump for President.

(Better than Hillary)
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"I went to /b/ for a yearbook quote but all I got was this confused boner"
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>>708419924
>What's a good yearbook quote? Something clever and perhaps subtle.

Sawabe Heizaemon was ordered to commit seppuku on the eleventh day of the eleventh month in the second year of Tenna. As this became known to him on the night of the tenth, he sent a request to Yamamoto Gonnojo [Tsunetomo] to be kaishaku. The following is a copy of Yamamoto's reply. (Tsunetomo was twenty-four years old at this time.) I am in accord with your resolution and accept your request for me to function as kaishaku. I instinctively felt that I should decline, but as this is to take place tomorrow there is no time for making excuses and I will undertake the job. The fact that you have chosen me from among many people is a great personal satisfaction to me. Please set your mind at ease concerning all that must follow. Although it is now late at night, I will come to your house to talk over the particulars.

When Heizaemon saw this reply, it is said that he remarked, "This is a matchless letter."

From ages past it has been considered ill-omened by samurai to be requested as kaishaku. The reason for this is that one pains no fame even if the job is well done. And if by chance one should blunder, it becomes a lifetime disgrace.
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Syphilis has been called ‘the great imitator’ because it has so many possible symptoms, many of which look like symptoms from other diseases. The painless syphilis sore that you would get after you are first infected can be confused for an ingrown hair, zipper cut, or other seemingly harmless bump. The non-itchy body rash that develops during the second stage of syphilis can show up on the palms of your hands and soles of your feet, all over your body, or in just a few places. Syphilis can also affect the eye and can lead to permanent blindness. This is called ocular syphilis. You could also be infected with syphilis and have very mild symptoms or none at all.
Checkum fags
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