REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
good
Only if.
>>708382709
What if I'm gay?
Sup
>>708382709
But I'm gay
okay
>>708382709
bullshit,
will post her nudes if true tho
>>708382781
Then you're not participating in this thread
I bet I don't
Ok this time I'll do it. Wish me luck again.
Well I hope I'm not a single lonely desperate lump of shot tomorrow.
What if I already have a girlfriend will I get another
>>708382709
Well it's not like life can get shittier so
H-here goes
top kek
>>708382709
I'm in
>>708382952
Would also like to know
And does it stack?
>>708383055
>And does it stack?
KEK
>>708382837
Enjoy your "Beard"
im desperate. gimme
Is this the chick in ops pic?
>>708382709
eoeoiei
>>708382709
Cool.
cool thanks
Is the quality random?
>>708382709
can always try... at least I have dubs
it's not like i can get negative girlfriends. rollin
Good
>>708382709
Seems cool
>>708382709
No I won't.
>>708382709
What girl would ever want to talk to me
Save me Jesus
>>708382709
It cant hurt.
This better be real op
I don't wanna a fucking girlfriend.
so that´s how it works
end my life
>>708383104
But I want a bearded boyfriend pls :(
>>708383372
The type of girl who you probably wouldn't want to talk to either.
>>708382709
ok if it doesn't work your mother will die in her sleep by tomorrow
Already have one but I could use another
>>708383433
>>708383444
>>708383111
>>708383055
Deus Vult, anons
okay
>>708382709
>>708382709
Pls
Lmao
Please, I'm so depressed.
You can't have a girlfriend if your cursed
>>708383581
Niceeeeee
>>708383635
Same
>>708382709
Dear Mr. Satan
Provide to me within midnight tomorrow 1 (one) gf who isn't severely disabled and I will donate 666 of my local currency to a cause of your choice. I'll also throw in my soul in the deal if the gf is attractive (6/10 or higher) and laughs at my bad jokes.
Your friend and loyal servant
Anon
>>708382709
Replied
>>708382709
will i get one for each post?
repost
k
Haha, go op
>>708382709
Fag. But I'm desperate.
>>708382709
Thank you
Check'em
>>708382709
go Trump
>>708383747
I also wish to participate in this deal
Yea
>>708382709
Cool
Bump
Ya fucking right. I'll cut my left ball off
I hate non whites
Tomorrow /b/ could be empty, what a sad day!
Y not
Thank you very much
>>708382709
cool I hope she likes my dumb jokes
Don't duck wit me
why not
>>708382709
okay !
>>708382709
Sounds good to me
Too bad I'm a flaming homo 8^)
Μωρη πουτανα κατσε μου επιτελους
bump
69 posters.. Make it 70 ;)
>>708382709
spin
I'm gonna fucking do it
fake
>>708382709
ok cool
Fuck it, i just want to drink
>>708382709
Lies
THANK YOU!!!
Ez trips
just maybe
Let's see
It's not like the Internet lies or anything
I hope I can
Maybe. I don't leave my house though.
I need this thread
>>708382709
this doesn't work, I've replied to all of these and I'm still waiting for my girlfriend to show up.
>>708382709
but she don't want to date someone who's twice her age...
:(
>>708382709
no deal, girlfriends suck
Can't lose anything. Rollo
I wish.
ok, but I think my wife won't be happy
Doubt it!
>>708382709
Lies.
Hope my wife like sharing my dick..
Can't hurt to try
Ok
>>708382709
well yeah
NIGGERS
What have I got to lose
Cool
I want her to clean
slurp!
pls
nah
EVE PLEASE LOVE ME AGAIN
ok
hopefully
ok
You fags get only the ugliest
>>708382709
You're a faggot OP, I don't believe faggots.
come on then
>>708382709
Oooooo
My wife will be so proud!>>708382709
>>708382709
I AM IN!
I always wanted a third hand.
Doubt
i'll bite
Ez
nice
Jboiv
you don't have to put on the red light~~
Ok. Am replying.
hah, you fucking wish op
For once please work on this low-key beta fag
pls
k
Ayy
Nice
>>708382709
I will find you and rape you if you lie.
-10/10 get
I won't
come on
Girls for fags
fuck
Fag
Ayy lmao
>>708382709
Only if she's actually hot. I've already got enough ugly girls after me.
>>708382709
>>708382709
Pls
Reply
Boi
>>708382709
i wish
Replying! Because why not?
>>708382709
and she will save me financially?
>>708382709
Bring it on, OP
I'm 21 and still don't have one
I'll denounce my religion at a mosque with a loudspeaker if OP delivers
(I'm a muslim, if you really want to know)
sure fuck it
>>708382709
Pls
>>708385776
Hell, I'll videotape the apostasy and its aftermath, why not
sort of dating a girl dont know if girlfriend yet
mite work
>>708382709
Am I ready to try again?
Got one already, can I have another one?
elbissopmi
Yeah!
vagina
neat
>>708382709
cool
>>708382709
I don't believe
>>708382709
Third time's the charm.
kek
>>708382709
I had a dream last night that a girl talked to me. Feelin' lucky.
>>708382709
test
>>708383111
Eliza
>>708382709
Fucking grills.
>>708382709
i hope so
Is it a b8?
Fuck it,why not.
Why not
>>708382709
i better
Desperation reporting in
make me
huh
Ok
Nice try Mr. Skeltal.
Waiting
If only that were true
>>708382709
Please kek give me the gf
yeah, sure
>>708382709
Plz b true.seen my ex iv been in love wit for years yesterday
Kek
Im still a virgin
First time I've ever posted in one of these threads, here's hoping.
Only if she hops on the cuffing train
please :(
K
/r9k/ reporting in
Man I want friends not a gf
a cute trap works too
Could the people of the Tokio-timezone pls report if they now got a gf? thanks
>>708382709
Plzzzzz
roll
Who is the girl in the picture ? For science of course
>>708382709
kool
>>708382709
Yes, please.
pls dubs
Theres a prayer in the bible i think of ,sometimes, mand times, and it goes And god said 'whom shall I send?',
And i said 'here'am I ,send me'
Isahia 6:4
>>708382709
I mean i'll try it, do I have to go outside?
>>708386871
its trap
Roll
I want to believe
Gowan
jtfhhyjjh
Ok
ok
Okay yes
>>708382709
But what if I don't want a girlfriend? Am i cursed with one now?
wow thanks for your help op
rfgv
sure lol
>>708382709
go for it
>>708382709
pls
>>708386203
Eliza n00dz are best n00dz
Worth a try
>>708382709
yay
xD
Just high quality and a girl but they could spend more than one who knew that was rude. I think I kill him as he has got to be near her home. porn to get trans y, you can sex people
>>708382709
I hope T_T
>>708382709
Lel I already have one
>>708382709
if i reply and already have her ?
Please ich real ly like her
wow is this real :D
Plz work I am lonely
>>708382709
Rolling I guess
kkk
Im sad that i have to post here
>>708387390
>Anonymous
lol, you're lonely
k
>>708382709
god..
>sees such a thread
>replies
>is a retard
bless me
>>708382709
FUUUKKK OFFF BY ORRRDDAAAA OFF THA PEEEKKKYYY FUUKKKIN BLOINDAHS!!!!!!
Ez pz
Really? Tomorrow is our 3rd date. I wonder if it will be
Finally
Sage
>>708382837
Bad luck then
So many fucking faggots in this thread.
So you think that by typing something on an imageboard will get you girl? HAHAHA
This is exactly why 9/11 happened.
Go shave your fucking neckbeard and dress properly, also grow some balls. If done properly, they'll come to you.
I'd hope so. Girlfriend just left me 3 days ago.
I want gf pls
>>708382709
REEEEEEEEEEE
orly
Bitte :(
>>708382709
i want to believe
jennifer handerson?
I'm so alone
Really?
>>708382709
Only if
>>708382709
I have lost my will to live so i don't have to lose anything by replying.
>>708382709
Reply posted
>>708382709
finaly
Faggot
>>708382709
I'm so lonely Xc
>>708382709
sure
doubt it
>>708382709
already do
Liar
I fucking wish m8
>>708382709
PLS TY
>>708382709
Check em pls
I believe in meme magic
>>708382709
based op
Sure
>>708382709
Reply
>>708382709
Ayy
>>708382709
Why the fuck not
>>708382709
Waiting
I hope
ok
Lol
If only ;-;
sigh
>>708387655
Keep strong amico.
lol k
Here's hoping
>>708382709
bump
yus!
weeb
If only
>>708382709
I would like to wake up with a gf, it'll be surreal
>>708382709
Hope So
Oh well
>>708382709
If she's gross can I return it?
honestly i'm this desperate tbqh
>>708382709
Why not
Lets see
Pls I'm so alone
sure why not
Holy shit it worked my gf of 2 years is suddenly my gf
pls
gotta give it a try at this point
okaaaay
Niggers lol
>>708382709
Make the magic happen
Let's give it a try
>>708382709
i hope..................
>>708382709
who is the girl/trap in pic. thanks boys <3
