Guys what is it like to have a big dick?
It is great
Anything over 7" long is pretty much useless. I can't exactly get balls deep in my wife without hurting her. Been with over 20 women in my life, none could take it all.
>>708374006
do girls always comment on it?
I wouldn't know.
>>708373900
Ask your priest.
>>708373900
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT
It really sucks. People tend to only look at my bulge when talking to them. It's like I have nothing other to offer.. I'm a funny guy, good at mathematics, but people don't care. Start working for a prestigious university in Germany (assistant professor), end up being a poster boy to get more girl in science.
>>708373900
Anything bigger than 6 inches hurt(unless your gf is a prostitute/pornstar)
>>708373900
The biggest difference between dick sizes is mostly the positions you can get in. The bigger you are the more flexibility you have in how you fuck. I've seen small dicks get girls off quite well but how you are able to do that is just more limited.
>>708373900
It just makes you want other big dicks.
>>708374010
Second this. Guys want a big dick to impress other guys. Once you've bottomed out enough women, you realize they're only a small portion that like long dicks. Girls like a thicker cock, not a longer one.
>>708373900
better than average
>>708374277
virgin detected
idk if you'd consider this big but it gets pretty fucking annoying actually
The look on a prude girls face when she pulls down your pants and it flops out is priceless, though.
>>708374464
heres a better pic I guess
>>708374491
lol.... wow. lucky man
>>708373900
Fun times and bad times.
More than once I have had a chick home and she either just look at it and laughs or it ends in her cramping up and am unable to take it.
Neither scenarios end in me getting off.
It's a blessing and a curse at the same time.
If I tell her before hand that she might not be able to take it, I get laugh at and called a freak.
The grass is not always greener ....
>>708374840
Kek
Actually makes me feel a little better about my 6 incer
>>708374277
Are you retarded? I'd say 8 is the biggest anyone wants to take without it hurting a bit and 4.5 at the smallest without it not feeling like anything.
Having a huge dick isn't good at all. Basically 6-7 inches with enough thickness drives girls crazy.
5 and below its not enough
8+ too much
>>708373900
Overrated.
There are basically 3 types of dicks
0-5 inches: Not ideal, no woman would fantasize about this
5-7 inches: ideal, this is the average, not too big, not too small, will satisfy most women
7+ inches: This is what women would fantasize about, but the majority couldn't take all of it.
Have about 8" dick, just recently had sex with 8/10 petite girl, had her squirming in a good way . Couldn't get all the way inside though. I mean she got almost all of it in her mouth, but not her pussy. Plus it's really awkward getting those random boners (you know what I'm talking about) in public and having to hide my dick.
ITT: small fags damage control by talking about how girls don't want big cocks
>>708375535
I totally feel. I'm only about 6.5 but im thicc and it's SUCH A FUCKING PAIN to have it poking up against the front of my pants or shorts or whatever, especially if it's like gym wear? Fug xd struggle fam
>>708375285
Depends on the chick, some have tiny vaginas.
I'm not that big but thicker than average I had this gf who could barely take it in the vagoo
Me and my GF regularly bang my old buddy cause he has a great cock, my 6" is way to small for her
>Pic related
>>708375717
C U C K
U
C
K
>>708375535
You need boner hiding apparatus...
Well 5 out of the 6 women I fucked could fully take my 7.5" dick. So I don't really see the problem in having a big dick.
Wish mine was smaller. Maybe they wouldn't cry so much.
>>708375755
>C U C K
Pretty much, we both fuck him, we used to suck each others dicks when we were younger
>>708375867
At least you're not a COMPLETE cuck
more of a three way in that case.
>>708374180
cool
>>708375755
8 the b8
Like having a dick
but longer
>>708376016
I am a grower not a shower ahahaha...I am 90% above everyone erect but barely 15% above everyone flaccid, and 72% above everyone's girth
Repping 4" here. It's about 3 fingers thick but it doesn't matter without length. A girl even asked me if it was a chodee before
>>708375901
It's always a three way, he is way too horny to knock back sex (plus he is kinda introverted) I give great head and have a fetish for cock, and my gf ( who dosent really like him) has a pretty large vagina, works out great
>>708376355
>>708376016
>>708375535
>>708374277
>>708374180
>small fags detected
>>708376495
>3 fingers thick
it aint even that nigga
>>708376594
Maybe I just have small fingers too
>>708376946
its not lmao
this is me
>>708374464
>>708374491
>>708373900
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>708377026
Oh gotcha, yeah yours is thicker too
>>708377033
No pls
In all honesty i have a 5" dick and it usually gets thicker and very slightly longer on my good days. And I can fuck my gf until she has one of those earth-shattering trembling orgasms. Don't worry about your dick size because a girl who really loves you will suck your soul out of your tiny cock because she loves it.
>>708375540
12 year old detected
>>708373900
It gets in the way, touches the toilet when you sit down a lot, it's fucking uncomfortable. Getting a boner is hard to deal with because you feel it on your belly and it's very obvious. It's nice but I never used it. Had one girl only and that was nice. I am just a fucking waste ofa human
I got an average sized one but ive got acne on it pretty deep, what do?
>>708377321
WASH IT
Take a bar of soap and go to town. Hell jack off with the soap as lube if you have to. It's got acne because its always oily and greasy
>>708377321
thats not acne thats herpes.
>>708377367
Doin that shit for years and ive got the same pimples
>>708377409
Im a virgin cause of this shit, its certainly not
>>708377439
then yes,
>>708377409
you better get checked bro
>>708377476
Pics or bullshit
>>708373900
Overrated
Thick cock master race reporting in
>>708373900
8 inches here, but I still want it to be bigger
it never ends
>>708374010
this fuckboy has a small dick
women can never really tell if it's big, and it's never been a problem
>>708377717
pics or didnt happen
>>708373900
it has some annoyances but when everything else is shit in life it's nice to be reminded that I have a big dick. just a shame that no-one seems to want it.
>>708377033
no spook pls
>>708377814
lets see it then
I would be a total man whore if mine were bigger, as it's only just over 5 I've been afraid to look elsewhere for pussy in case she finds out.
>>708377321
You have dick acne??
>>708373900
You tell me OP.
>>708376495
thats some sad shit right here
>>708374491
lol@your bent dick
>>708378706
lol @ your small dick
lets see yours anon
>>708374383
Gay
>>708379308
no fucking shit, retard
>>708378823
lol, show us it without you straightening it..shit probably looks like a banana on its side.. HARAMBE
>>708376632
You have the exact same penis as I, god speed my friend.
I would like bigger for the visuals, but tbh I don't seem to have any issues regarding sex.
>>708379784
still no dick pic
>small fag detected
>>708379880
hahahaha banana dick detected
>>708373900
Two-tone malone
>>708380121
Whats wrong anon? You wanna talk about it? Is it about your baby penis?
>>708373900
This obviously differs because of different hand sizes but a good rule:
> if you can cover your entire erection with 1 hand
small
> 1 hand + some
average
> 2 hands
big
> 2 hands + some
porno big
My dick varies from 6.8 to 7.2 inches. I fucked a small girl once that couldn't handle it. Most girls really like it, but there have been times when I've gotten too excited and hit a cervix pretty hard. I think I'm in a pretty good size range, judging by the occasional bitching i get that my dick is too big, i think having a massive cock would be mostly a liability
>>708374010
what ethnicities? I'm 8" and I've had plenty of fun with a few women. But for the majority- yes, it's pretty frustrating.
The only thing I like about this is that I know my ex will never get better dick than mine.
>>708373900
Hurts a lot at first, but your ass loosens up after a bit.
>>708374180
damn you must have a thick cucumber down there
Like warm apple pie
>>708373900
;;Not bad, but it can get annoying sometimes, especiallyy if you want to wear sexy underwear for somebody. Most manufactuers dont provide much room.
>>708380195
porno big isn't really bigger, lot of perspective tricks and shit. Yes there are some freaks, but for the most part a lot of guys in porn look just above average. If you have +7 in, sure you could do porn. Unless you're black. If you're black then you need to have a larger than average penis to fulfill the cuck fantasy. Selection bias to fit the stereotype.
i wouldn't know lol
I got a smol dick
>>708373900
>tfw sub bf is 8" but I'm 7"
>>708380753
I agree 100%, that pornmeasurements tumblr is pretty enlightening.
This is just a system that came from a friend who works in the industry. She's seen miles of cock so I trust her judgment haha.
Also, women's hands are usually smaller so I think that's why they overestimate cock size.
>>708373900
Had a friend in college who was like 5-9, 140 lbs who easily hung half-way down his thigh. Word got around and it became something of a game for girls to see it, not that they were truly interested in him.
>>708381182
and I can't count the number of times that I've had girls ask me if my dick was 12 inches...they don't believe me when I say it's just 8. So many of y'all are lyin motherfuckers out there. I guess I should just go with it.
>>708374840
As a gay with a big dildo, this is how I imagine it. I just bought a smaller dildo because my 9in girthy one is, while cast from a real dick, an event. I have to loosen up and work it in over several minutes. Feels great when its in but so much effort and psyching myself up that I hardly ever use it.
>>708381255
checked
pretty fucked up. Imagine if "word got around" that Rebecca Roastie could fit 17 hot dogs in her mouth and dudes lined up outside her dorm to verify.
there'd be sexual assault claims all over campus. but since it's Hung Harry, nobody gives a fuck
>>708381255
large peen here- can confirm. word gets around. "it's like a tree trunk" "can i just see it"
>>708381453
have heard from gay buddies that longer and skinnier is better for anal...something like 7x4.5 or so
I'm actually 9" and average girth. It's not bliss. More than one girl has told me that it feels like she's being punched in the stomach.
I'd gladly trade a few inches for more girth (and to be uncircumcised.) But it's interesting to see that some here wish they had less girth.
Human nature is always to feel that others are luckier, I guess.
>>708381565
My, uh, "gay friend"
>>708373900
12x9.
Kinda shit actually. Can't go balls deep on 99.9% of chicks, you have to actively keepy your shit out of the toilet water or you get UTI's, have to buy boxers cause tighty whities hurt my boys and dick so bad after a few minutes I can't just do it, boxers don't support my balls or boy and basic walking slaps them around so a day of walking feels like my shits bruised up, takes FOREVER to warm chicks up before i can even stick it in and even then half require training to even attempt without pain, can't have serious sex so its pretty boring for me, only form of sex i can go full bore balls deep is anal and most chicks won't even attempt that let alone try and take me, can't get good blowjobs either and even the best still clip my shit with teeth, pants selection is VERY small as your usual jeans or dress clothes very clearly prints my shit and crushes my balls, etc.
Its honestly just problem after problem after problem and i wish it was just plain average.
Worst of all? Yeah, sure, it gets me sex but it's like chicks do it purely for the novelty or because they honestly bought into the porn idea of "bigger is always better". Then they try it and realize its either boring sex cause neither of us can go full throttle and requires heavy prepping or its painful sex cause they want to avoid the hassle of all that. Worst is they treat it like a mark of honor then move the fuck on cause they can get plowed all day hard by "lesser" men without all the issues.
Brightside? Women gossip which means i'm known so getting casual hook-ups is easy and i do have a few more capable casuals who are basically my mainstay.
Tl;dr anything beyond 7" is just a plain fucking annoyance at best or at worst actively fucks you over.
Just over 9 here.
I hurt my gf all the time. Girlfriend in high school couldn't do anything with it. She told her friend (who was smoking hot) and I ended up hooking up with her later. Threesome with these two.
Best sex of their lives.
>>708381743
> 12x9
can we get proof?
all these faggots claiming they have monster cocks yet no pics
>>708381911
nobody is goingto timestamp a weenie pic just for this shit. no ones even gonna "r8"
mine is about 17cm, is that big?
8 inch cock here, and i only have been with one girl (my girlfriend of 4 years now) and like this anon said >>708381384 She thinks i'm bigger that i'm really are.
Also when we are going to have sex i always have to make her really wet because if i dont i'd hit her cervix and she doesn't last more than 20 mins.
>>708381888
nice trips, too bad you spent them asking a gay question
>>708373900
It has it's ups and downs.
There's a pride thing of course, which is great... but functionally having a big dick (for me) kinda sucks. I'm bi, and I'm sexually active in a number of sex/fetish communities. I find I envy guys with average, or just barely above average dicks. I don't get to have quickies, since extensive foreplay is always a must. I don't get to have nice long fucks since they get sore. So I'm doomed to have prolonged foreplay followed by a short fuck. Also BJs aren't that great.
>>708381743
haha, you do the toilet paper on the front for your dick too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxn9-7Hc6Sg
relevant song, in english it means, "when I shit my penis touches the water"
>>708374035
Eventually.
>>708381888
A. I'm at work maybe if this thread somehow makes it to my break
B. What object is acceptable for comparison? A stapler? I got a big ass mac light that i'm longer and thicker than but I can't say its exact dimensions.
>>708381743
When you say your dick is 12 inches but doesn't have a pic.....fuck off
>>708382012
never said anything about a timestamp lmao. It's easy to reverse image search
>>708381858
>Girlfriend in high school couldn't do anything with it
>Threesome with these two, best sex of their lives
Pick one
>>708382086
Nah. That actually doesn't seem to help me but i hear that alot from similar people.
I actually piss first then keep my boy ontop of the seat during the shit.
>>708382183
THIS, kek
ITT we pretend like we have monster porno dicks
abandon thread
>>708382183
>show me your dick or leave
/b/ sure is gay tonight
5x4.2 here
>>708382273
when was /b/ ever not gay? lmao
I'm 6.5'' and if I'm not careful, I still cervix punch my girlfriend. I couldn't imagine having a longer dick would be nice.
Now. Having a 5.5'' circumference is what's really nice 8^)
>>708382183
Sorry I don't keep pictures of my dick lying around. I don't keep pics of chicks i fuck either.
I guess i'm just weird like that?
>>708382259
that's what I meant, lol, didn't explain well, pee, tp on the front, rest my penis on the seat there
>>708373900
My gf is a math major, so unfortunately is spot on with her ex bfs estimated penis size. Kind of sucks that the big dicked guys ruin girls
>>708382273
/b/ has literally always been gay you faggot, now show me your dick or get the fuck out.
>>708382273
/b/ has always been gay
>>708382331
for awhile it wasnt. then it was and it is
>>708382331
when we hated the gays and niggers. now we are the gays and niggers.
>>708382406
>for awhile it wasnt
No. It always has been gay. Stop pretending like you're some oldfag
>>708382383
That's literally not how either being a math major or vaginas work.
>>708381888
Don't bother nobody has a 12 inch dick. Also 9 inch girth is literally retarded. That's significantly thicker than a coke can. He wouldn't have trouble going balls deep in 99.9% of women. He wouldn't be able to penetrate 99.9999999% of women.
I'm a big homo who spends his evening and weekends looking at dicks irl and on the internet and I've never in my 10 some years of this seen a verified dick 12" or bigger or anything with a girth over about 7 inches.
>>708382375
Oh. Few other folk said they piss then stick TP to dick tip to prevent it from touching the wall.
>>708382255
She was a virgin. Just needed some coaxing and a bit of alcohol
>>708382273
this. this was a thread ABOUT dicks not OF
>>708382469
I DID admit most plain can't take it and of those that can its literally an hour of foreplay and me stretching shit. Go back and read it.
>>708382469
I'm curious. What's the biggest dick you've seen, and is it true that gay men have bigger dicks on average?
I'm a connoisseur of the pussy, so I haven't seen too many dicks.
>>708382363
Looool this faggot actually thinks he has a fucking 12 inch cock, gtfo.
>>708382469
shane diesel gets in there
>>708382469
women shoot out babies
>>708382625
fucking TOP kek
I actually kinda feel bad for him
>>708382363
Dude if you honestly have a 12 inch dick, at this point after a lifetime of people demanding truth of your claims, you'd keep a picture tucked away on your phone. The fact that you're acting all surprised that people are asking for proof tells me you're bullshitting.
My girl has been with a few past bfs, mines not the longest (just about 6"), but is the thickest.
100% cum rate from her which is good, but nearly always results in her ripping and bleeding and being in pain.
>>708382688
then you're just as retarded
>>708382604
Different anon. They blew that survey out of the water as it was purely taking people on there word and at a club where people brag.
Actual survey's place them within their nations average as you'd expect. Gays are however more size oriented for pleasurably sex for obvious reasons.
>>708382715
>as if claiming 12x9 isn't bullshit enough
do you know how ridiculously unrealistic that is. Just take a second to think about it
>>708374180
wow look at all these small dicks itt
8 Inches, it kinda sucks because my last GF told me I had a black guys dicks. Asked her what she meant and she said that its big but not as hard as regular dicks, more like a dildo.
Then afterwards got in an argument on how she was such a dick "connoisseur", pic related after said argument
>>708374010
Pretty much this. I'm not super big or anything, about 7 3/4 inches. It is hard to find partners who can suck it well, and even harder to find ones that can take it balls deep during a rough screw. By and large only fat girls can take all of it. Ans even then, as is the case with the girl I'm fucking these, it's often still too much for her.
>>708374277
you seriously havent had much women or have a small penis, sorry I have to say this
>>708382715
The people usually asking me to show proof are usually in places i can just go to the can and whip it out so photo's aren't needed.
longtime cuck checking in. My girl has been fucked by two verified 9 inchers. those things are ridiclously big
>>708382890
different anon, but I'm 6.5'' and I've hit the cervix of probably 8 of the 10 girls I've been with if I went balls deep.
>>708382879
Alex, I'll take shit that never happened for 500
>>708382604
Biggest dick I've seen in person is 9", measured against my hand which is convenient 4.5 inches wide at the palm. And honestly it looked massive. That's the thing, most people if they saw a 9" dick irl would assume it's a foot long. But that's because guys and porn have been passing off 9 inchers as being a foot long for ever. My forearm from the inside of my elbow to my wrist is 11". So until I see a dick as big or bigger than my forearm I can rest easy that nobody has a 12" dick.
And I dunno if gay guys have bigger dicks on average as I don't see a lot of straight guys dicks. But of all the dicks I've seen a surprising number are above average.
Well, its a good and a bad thing as most says. But currently my gf cant take more then half of it. Dunno if you consider this big but 8.5 inches is 8.5 inches, so I got that going for me, which is nice I guess.
>>708375149
what a swimming noodle... a long dick is a good thing, but if you can't get it hard, it's kinda useless
>>708383133
thats a nice dick man but it's NOT 8.5 lmao
>>708373900
Hi OP, I was born with an overactive pituitary gland, by the time I was 14 I was 7 foot tall, and they had to operate to stop me growing any more, as a side effect I also have an 11 inch penis, you'd think it'd be great wouldn't you, but it really isn't, apart from a few size queens most women really can't handle anything that big, I've had women flat out refuse to go near me once they see the size of it, even after they were told it was very big and very thick, in order to have any kind of regular sex life I've become bisexual as gay guys are about the only ones able to deal with my cock, it's like living in one of those weird morality tales, I can now get a fuck almost any time of day or night with grindr but only with other guys who really don't emotionally turn me on and they few women I do meet who can take me all seem to be crazy as fuck!!
>>708383210
Well how much is 21 cm in inches? should be around that right?
>>708383285
What ever measurement you wanna translate it in, but it's not 8.5 inches lmao. Don't flatter yourself. That's about 6.5 at most
>>708383210
>>708383133
easy three hands
It's not bad. Only thing that sucks is seriously can't wear basketball shorts or sweats because my dick shows heavily when I'm flaccid. Also I've been used multiple times for my dick alone, which isn't a problem but Ir gets old. Not to mention I've drawn blood from a few girls and didn't get to bust.
9 inches btw. My current gf loves it but I can't fit it all in her
Hey guys guess my size if you think girls suck at guessing sizes
5 inch dick reporting in
rate m8s
>>708383285
eight and one quarter inches
8 1/4
>>708383684
cyborg penises, fellas. the future is here.
>>708373900
Some girls will thanks god for that, some will hates him.
Vagina is the key.
Mines not very big and it hits the bottom? I can't imagine what it's like having a massive dick you must not even be able to get off half the time. It'd be more pleasurable for the girl than you and I'm selfish so fuck that shit I feel blessed with what I've got regardless
>>708383382
Not him but it's literally impossible to estimate based off photos with no reference points. I've met guys who send me dick pics and they looks massive, then I meet them and they're a skinny fuck that's 5'8. Angles and proportion makes guessing dick size impossible. If this guy is 6'3 or something it's fully possible that's an 8.5 inch dick. Maybe he's a bit chubby too who knows,
8.5 and I can't complain.
>>708383850
As someone mentioned earlier it really fucking sucks cause you bottom out at half length on 99.9% of chicks.
>>708373900
Really unconfortable
>>708373900
You should know OP you've never stopped sucking them.
Im 5 inches on a good day, not very thick, and only cum a very small amount. Am I useless?
>>708384341
Yes
>>708384131
Yea that's what I feel like would suck. You wouldn't get to go all the way in and feel the pussy cover your whole dick. I feel like I got the perfect size at least for my woman cause I hit the bottom when I go all the way in but it's not so far that it hurts her she just loves it so I don't care about my size
>>708383995
Also girth plays a big role in how long a dick looks. I'm exceptionally thick, and so it doesn't look nearly as long in photos. Skinny dicks look a lot longer.
The average dick is L5.2" by G4.6". So scaling that proportion evenly makes dicks roughly look average. Where scaling one dimension and not the other affects how long it looks. a 7"x"4.5 inch dicks looks a lot longer than a 8"x6.5" dick.
Just over 7' here and yeah, sometimes hard to find girls to really go hard with. Last one was like go faster, but not deep cause it hurts... fuckin hard to go fast and keep the balls from slapping their asses anon!
>>708384442
thats not 7"
>>708384442
LMFAO THIS GUY THINKS HE'S 7" LOL
ITT we lie about our dick sizes
fucking abandon
>>708383995
Well Im 187 in height, 90 kg. And thank you :)
>>708374010
>Anything over 7" long is pretty much useless.
its for fat women
why do you think blacks have big dicks?
>>708384341
Broo I'm the same 5x4.5
>>708384499
>>708384641
Righto, fuckin experts behind keyboards. I can't help that the fucker has a bend in it that makes it hard to get a proper photo.
>>708383012
kek true
>>708375535
I know that having to wear underpants all the time bullshit. Small dicks wouldnt understand. I cant wear anything without them or it gets very fucking obvious even when i get a semi
>>708384341
I'm 7.4/5.9...but cum within minutes...so can't be that useless
I'm 6". Roughly half the girls I've been with couldn't take it balls deep. I'd always hurt them. The other half couldn't get enough and craved me even when they had boyfriends, they'd still fuck me because I would fill them. Sadly, the girl I fell in love with is a petite little thing who can't take all of me. I'd prefer to be closer to 5"
>>708381565
>gay buddies
Haha, sure. jk.
South europe average there.
Got a Visa.
British airways to San Diego.
Get in the new apartment.
Sit on the toilet.
Glans_dive_into_loowater.gif
A) amerigan average is way shorter
B) americans love to dip the cookie in a shitty milk
being tell duvet is too short, have to duck under door frame .
big dick, hangs too much,
>>708387376
>>708387486
wanted to call samefag coz of shit english, but now im not sure
>>708387169
Depends. I've been a bit of a gay slut. I'm versatile, so I'm happy as top or bottom. I'm very thick myself, and some guys fucking love it. The fuller the better. Others are purely into prostate stimulation, and they're happier with a skinny dick that just pokes their prostate.
I prefer fullness. I want a bit of stretch.
>>708375149
sauce?
>>708382920
I give you credit for trying this hard to maintain it, but overall I can offer no more than 2/10 due to the initial size presented.
>>708374010
I get balls deep in most of these hoes I'm 8 inches
>>708387976
U fucking fatties?
>>708373900
I'm not "big" per-se but would trade some length for more girth. It sucks hitting the cervix really hard at the wrong angle.
>>708385808
>t. 5 incher
it's usually good, mine is about 21cm but not thicker than normal. However my girlfriend somethimes think it's painfull when i go too deep. Occasionally we have to stop because of her pain, so that sucks. But i'd rather have this penis than one concidered small. Optimal would be around 15-16cm and kind of thick i guess
>>708387653
Wanted to call u amerifag cuz bed onglish, but that would be racist.
>>708374383
i'm right about this size and i get the "great dick" comment every once in a while with randos. i rub it in, tell them to say it again while flexing, sarcastic lol's.
i don't think i get subconsciously worried at any point like it isn't gonna please her, etc, and i think that's a creeping fear in the average dude
likewise i do not participate in compensation at all.. dude i drive a del sol and own no guns
sexually i am vanilla as hell (so there's that), but fucking them regularly counts as rough for the average girl, esp if its the first time
on a side note: i don't think girls give THAT much of a damn unless it's like awfully small, unenjoyable small. girls ive been with have went on to other dudes i'm positive are smaller without a peep. so i don't think they make preference based on dick size
tl;dr shut up and choke them during sex
>>708387908
Like i said, best i can do is take a pic in 2 1/2 hours on break with like a big ass stapler for comparison. Ruler says stapler is around 10" long and if its not being held closed its 5" tall for reference. I honestly don't carry pictures of my dick on my phone cause that just seems weird and like i said earlier if someone asks its usually at a bar where we can just hop into a stall and i can whip it out.
>>708388612
nigger
>>708388681
Has time to repeatedly post on /b/ about how massive his Meat Thermometer is. Yet can't sneak to the john for 20 seconds to prove his crazy claim.... I call bullshit sir... bullshit!!!
>>708389041
Preach on broher... come on Anon. Show us the beef
>>708389041
He claims 12x9, of course it's bullshit. He is either going to pussy out, or is making photoshop adjustments to his dick pic as I type this
Bros I got a 7 1/4 long dick but just slightly over 5inch girth and I really feel it's lacking in the girth wut do?
>>708377165
lmao
>>708389200
12x9
LOL Whatever
>>708389254
show us that beast.
;)
>>708389378
and beauty is on the inside
-fugly person
>>708388681
Dude you measured the stapler? When and why? Can't you just use the ruler for the picture? Or did you at some random point in the past arbitrarily decide to measure your stapler just in case you'd ever need to use it as a reference in a dick pic?
You're a retard.
Suicide thread. Should I use a noose or a knot? Short or long drop?
>>708389671
in that case I am 1 1/16 stapler long and 1 stapler in girth.
Come on boys. What is your measurements using the new cock measuring tool
>>708389671
I can post shit on my phone when the boss is at the other end of the isle.
I have a mat underneath this glass sheet. It has a grid thats in inches. The damn thing is 4ish feet wide by 3ish tall with an easel standing 6ish feet. Its for architecture, I can exactly take the damn thing into the bathroom but i can lay my stapler on the thing and it won't seem out of place.
>>708389843
As we learned bigger isn't always better. Short drop that shit
>>708390051
I don't get why your boss doesn't give a fuck if you're constantly on your phone, but you can't just walk to the goddamn bathroom and spend a minute to take a picture.
>>708375318
>tfw virgin
>tfw when you have 7.1''/5'' dick
>tfw switching insecurities from small to big dick
>>708375717
you are gay
>>708390428
Why dat? Cause he let's his girl get slammed by an old flame or cause he has his buddies cock at the ready!!! LMFAO
>>708390338
Everyone has a phone and we can use that to google images up some "inspiration" and they take up less space than a laptop. Plus the company doesn't have to buy cheap laptops cause people usually own phones.
Weird images on phones aren't questioned because of this, usually.
Bossman hates us not working in our cubes cause thats time wasted despite the fact we routinet work 12 hour days during projects.
>>708380579
>sauce?
>>708377033
wut?
>>708374010
My 8 inches has always done fine...
>>708390051
seriously OP stop being a little queer and show us all your monster meat.
>>708373900
it's nice
fun for the ego, impractical sometimes
>>708373900
Even if you're big, if a girl hates you she'll tell people that you're Tiny Tim downstairs. That's been my experience, anyway.
Basically...it's nice when you find a partner who is excited for you, regardless of anything else. Might sound clichéd, but that's what matters more.
>>708375149
>>708373900
anyone have sauce on the pictures? She is perfect.
pretty gr8 actually, maybe is not that big to hurt girls, had sex only with 4 girls and at first they cant but after some lube is just great
>>708373900
I feel totally blessed to have a 7incher with some girth. I like petite grills and I have found that even my slightly-above-average unit is often more than they can handle comfortably. I can always get in there with some warm up, but I think if I were much bigger, I couldnt go balls deep very much with a lot of girls.
>>708377033
No spooky
>>708391142
Nice cock
Im just shy of 8 inches and ive been with my lady for 7 years and she still cant take whole thing. My girth is normal. Feels good when your vping to town and she says ow too deep :p
>>708391915
This is something I have never and will never experience but I love my balls slapping on my wifes asshole. i guess it is a give n take
>>708373900
I'm around 8 inches. It's pretty nice but I've never had someone suck me further than half way down my dick yet. That's a downside.
>>708373900
mh..
I am 7 in and aside from schoo/highschool years it means nothing.
Only young girls are impressed by sizes.
older want either just a fuck or a really really exquisite fuck (it means using everything, not just your boner)..
If you have problems with your dick - learn great oral. Usually girls are by far more into that than just pouding. And have more energy in bed, take risks.. who cares..
I learned from experience that girls LOVE small crazy details, unusual energy, some bdsm etc. Same for me - fuck a girl, who lays there like a brick.. and then fuck someone who is like a fucking wolverine on meth. And tell me after which one you want to see again :)
>>708392172
Its not about the inches its about the fury! We just started doing butt stuff too, so lets see how this goes xD
>>708377476
Dude, it's fordyce spots, look it up. It's normal. It's not a disease or anything. I have them and it kept me fucking with lame bitches for the longest time until a post on here showed me the truth. Dumped the old broad years ago and have been slangin dick since.
>>708392304
This.
I'm at 5" and have had no problem getting recurring lays. Confidence and technique beats length. The only bitches I have known to require monster cock are fatties, whores and very tall girls.
>>708374383
>be hung twink buttom
>meet big hung guys
>the compliment my dick
>try to start sucking me
>i go soft
I AM A BOTTOM WHY DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THIS
>>708381995
>>708380829
Are you a femboy by any chance?
I'm also a grower not a shower. I have a 1" penis when not hard. Sometimes inverted.
When I get hard it's almost 5", and it's fine for fucking. Pretty embarrassing just walking around naked like at the gym. I'd just rather not show anyone.
my dick is 26 and a half inches. i'd post a pic but i'm at work.
>>708374010
Stop looking for bitches with small pussies anon, if you have a big dick you need that big pussy
>>708393427
My knob is 2 1/2 feet long. I lay it in a wheelbarrow to go for a walk. I can show you guys but my boss would question me going into the bathroom.
I am not intelligent enough to think of anything here that would be 8 1/2 wide x 11 inches long.
instead I will use a stapler to show you, but wait. I really won't use a stapler. I will simply tell you I can't until later... Much, much later
>>708394006
I am guessing after a few years any small pussy will soon become that big ass sloppy squishy. I aint complainin. I like me some sloppy loose squish squish as much as some tight. Pussy is pussy and its all nice.
>>708380579
I second that sauce
>>708390380
still a thin mofuka u are
8inch here
doesn't really feel different, as you still have to convince bitches to fuck with you in the first place ... well ... as long as you don't rape them.
However when I get to lay someone it's amazing.
7x6 master race r8
>>708373900
I get a bunch of wows, you still have to be able to bring them back to your bed though
>>708390801
its in the game man its all in the game
THIS ISNT FAIR WHY DID I LOOSE THE GENE LOTTERY
I AINT EVEN FAT, I CANT EVEN GAIN DONGER INCHES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Old fag here. This dick debate gets old.. I've been with quite a few women in my time all shapes & sizes & my cock (7" x 7" but they usually think it's bigger) has been perfect for some & too big for others but I never had anyone who couldn't take it. I've bottomed out a few times & nailed a cervix here & there which will buckle up a girl in fetal position & hurts like a bitch.. Feels bad man.. a previous gf was 5'1" & could take it like a champ & my current is 6' & for the 1st month or so could barely take it & it would hurt to the point where we'd have to stop. Everything is awesome now & we're having the best sex of our lives! It's a relative & hopefully everyone just finds the perfect pussy for their cock! Pic related.
>>708394955
7? With what ruler? Sorry bro. That aint no 7
>>708374010
8 and a half here. the length does seem to hurt women if you go too hard or deep. doggy is a gamble. but what i love the most is the reaction they give upon seeing the size. luckily i'm pretty thick too (a little over 6" around) so that gets even more of a reaction from them.
but yeah, it can be an issue. pretty disappointing when you can't find somebody who can deepthroat you.
>>708374010
Bottoming out is an issue always. I feel less obligated to fuck when shes in pain.
>>708383794
kekd way to hard to this
8 inches sand nigger cock, jelly?
>>708393259
same, except slightly less extreme...
I get down to about 2 inches when totally flaccid, and super thin, with my tip the size of a thumbnail. Literally a baby's dick.
Then for some retarded reason, at full erection, I can hit 6" with 5" girth, and the tip is the part I get most reaction from for being such a nice thick mushroom...
I HATE the thought of anyone seeing my flaccid cock, it could ruin my life if somebody pointed it out. But when I'm full-mast, I want girls everywhere to notice.
Forgot pic kek ^
>>708395365
As weve allsaid. Anything past 7 is a problem penis.
>>708395404
Gay monkeys dream
wat tink /b/?
>>708395206
It doesn't look elongated because the circumference is larger than your dick is long. That's attached to a 6'1 dude as well. It's seven against any ruler I've tried, and I don't even push it into my pube fat.
>>708373900
Wouldn't know, I'm only 7 inches and that is apparently average. However with my 7 the girls I have been with seemed to enjoy it but.. you gotta ask people really girthy or 8+
Big enough to worry about hurting cute asian virgin girl I'm seeing :^(
>>708395365
Im sorry bro. That has to suck. I bet u can only fuck sluts. My brother has the same issue.
Having a big dick is great for making homemade porn and uploading it to 4chin
>>708373900
There will always be issues with length. Ive never found issues with width. What is "bottom out"?
>>708376501
You have kik?
If I had 2" more I could answer you that question
>>708395569
Melty dick bro. Kill it with fire... wait looks like someone already tried.
>>708373900
its like never being able to put your whole dick inside of someone. I wish i was 2 inches shorter but much thicker. No amount of spit can make it go past the cervix
>>708377033
fuck off
>>708374010
9 and 1/2. It's annoying. You can never fuck the way you want, no one can deep throat you to the base. Real life isn't like porn. Women want thick and around 6.5-7.
Women (and men for that matter) prefer overall shape and look to size.
Even the smallest dick that looks clean and nice will get more action than the thickest freak show
It feels great, but hurts them vaginally. Thankfully anal works great and can be trained to be preferable. She just needs to manage her diet.
bitches love it fat
>>708374383
I'm a straight male, married with 3 kids, but there's something very tempting about sucking a dick. Especially the one on the right.
>>708384341
nah man, thats average. reason why you think you dont cum much is mostly because of porn
>>708377033
noooo
>>708395992
>when you get a girl so hot she melts ur dik
4chan does not have a big dick. Go ask Reddit.
>>708395088
well if you are not fat you are better than half the population, so atleast you have that going for you.
>>708395569
that looks more than 7 tbh
just like having a small dick, but bigger.
