Ausfag thread?
2500 checking in!
>>708367659
Where in aus you from?
What you got Wollongong?
>>708367709
>>708367759
Well, being more specific, 2533 Kiama
>>708367790
NSW, yeah? Hows it up there?
4101 sup cunts
>>708367591
ayyy 4053 here
Fuck Yeah Auckland!
3083 checking in, any melbfags?
>>708367851
>>708367868
wassup cunnys
3038
>>708367900
melbin fag right here
>>708367834
if you're wanting a weather report, it was a warm day with a cool breeze. The women at uni were sexy af although none of them study Mathematics so my lecture was boring. Ended up browsing /b/ coz my lecturer sucks
...life's good!
>>708367948
Yes cunt, postcode?
>>708367917
not much m8 probably gonna have a quite one in with some rainbow six siege and a few tinnys
0875 reporting
6014 reporting in
Amerifag here.
I just wanted to say your accents are sexy.
okbye
4152 about to neck myself if I see one more second of the Block.
>>708368032
thanks, anon
>>708367987
3020
4127 reportin in
big weekend comin up here,
people going crazy on mdma and all the hoons arriving
>>708368075
4217
im dyslexic
>>708367868
4001
tha gang
>>708368074
lol scumshine
FUCK YEAH 2777 REPPIN'
>>708367900
3204 reporting in
victoria > all
>>708368054
Turn it off channel 9 then
>>708367986
It's been absolutely pissing down here in Melbourne, had fucking hail the other day man
Ausfag here
this is probably the best thing in australia
>>708367900
Sup melbfag
3181 reporting for business
>>708368032
You get a map of Tassie
>>708368136
Trust me, im getting the fuck out soon as i can
>>708367900
>>708367948
sup leds 3144 reporting
2115 reporting
4101 Brisbane
>>708368159
really shit weather today, pouring rain when I left work at 5:30
>>708368017
alice springs.. wtf
2605
>>708368188
Plans tonight?
>>708368222
lol at kelly odwyer almost losing your area in the last election
>>708368233
Me too mate. Had to walk 20mins to the train station in the rain. It was lovely on the walk there this morning though...
>>708368233
Yeah, was raining all day here too. Good thing i dont mind the rain it helps me sleep
>>708368017
Do yous even have the internets in Alice? What the fuck!?
gold coast fag reporting
tweed heads is a shithole lel
5019 here cunts
>>708368206
Where you wanting to move to bro?
>>708367900
3032 checking in
>>708368031
shit bro, 6016 here
>>708368289
Smoke the weed, get the high, marinate in a bath
Life is good
What about you brother?
>>708368293
dem greens starting to infiltrate our soil with their seeds
>>708368336
always thought of moving up to Brisbane, sick off all the melbin bullshit
Fuck yeah cunts
rebecca read loves the cock
>>708368227
Off montague where you at
>>708368188
ey richfeg which grammar did u attend
>>708368381
Gtfo melbourne is only bourne. Fuck brisshit
>>708368391
YTB have gone downhill as fuck recently
>>708368172
fuck an ausfag in an ausfag thread, what were the odds
>>708368426
Lel close but I grew up in 3122 so no grammar but still a kew privie
snags out the front of bunnings
>>708368391
yenahyeanahyenahyeanahyeanah
pretty true ay
>>708367591
3192, Carn the Swans
>>708368347
Champ. What ya drinkin mate?
>>708368381
>>708368437
Yeah I'll back that, nothing in brisbane except XXXX and abos
>>708368322
Yeah but it's shittier than normal Aus wifi
Pic related - it's the norm here
>>708368483
Xavier ?
>>708368303
got to work 5 minutes after it starts. was skating....
2527 reporting for duty
>>708368498
>yfw Alice has better internet than half of suburban melbourne
>>708368483
Yid-boy school?
>>708368497
Really? I always brisbane was better than Melbourne, all this fucking apex gang shit is ruining the suburbs around melbourne
>>708368454
100% July-September they were in their prime
>>708368512
Across the road in gross green and not trinity filth
>>708368498
NSW internet here, 2533
NBN, my PC is connected with a $20 wifi usb
>>708368226
YTB
>>708368578
I met someone from Apex, dumb cunt. They went through one of my mate's school, broke windows stole equipment, little shitheads
anyone got pics of rebecca read melb?
>>708368578
Yeah bro, move to the northern suburbs; apex don't go there cause of all the bikies and drug dealers haha
2570
>>708368649
That's why I wanna get out of the suburbs around Melbourne, its giving me the shits
>>708368578
Apex gang? Really?!
You are aware that it's been pretty much invented by the media to create a story worth reporting. Which has, in turn, exacerbated the problem. But mostly fuck Fairfax or whatever
>>708368697
My dad fucked off a while ago, said "can't fucking stand city life, I don't even know my neighbours names"
>>708368491
nothing yet, coopers when I get out of the office.
>>708368582
Spot on cunt, plus all the faggots getting round them now doesn't help
>>708368564
Was your internet out for a night about a month back by any chance?
>>708368741
But that's when good neighbours become good friends!
>>708368709
Yep pretty much, just like how every ACA story in Sydney involves violent lebonese gangs and 'soccer hooligans'
>>708368226
Yeah The Boys
>>708368709
I'm assuming you dont live in dandy or footscray lol
Aussie Faggots
canberra reporting in
how we all doin gangstas?
>>708368325
fuk off mate dont call yourself a goldcoaster you nsw scumbag
>>708368709
Yeah right, invented https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOx8B3O-nDo
>>708368841
this shit right here is why i wanna leave
22 M SA here.
>>708368795
I'm prepared to accept that I'm mostly insulated from it but also it has been hugely perpetuated by the media.
When you repeatedly sensationalise and report about marginalised youths forming gangs you inspire them to form gangs.
>>708368325
So is Tostee guilty or what?
Brisfag 4120
state your institutions
sub-swinburne tier need not reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2bnepvIK-U
this alex guys a real cunt, ay bruv
Imagine Yanks lurking in these threads, just utterly confused.
>>708368146
Broooo Mckinnon. Live next to the pub bro.
4870 checking in.
>>708368909
Nah. She was fuckn nuts
>>708368841
Hahahaha classic
>>708368916
Kek
Monash pride mofo
Fucking hell you lot it's wezza dirty 30 reporting in cunts
>>708368954
this
she is a kiwi anyway.
no loss
>>708368890
To be fair, they only got so much attention from when they invaded the CBD a few months back, before that they were doing the same shit but never had the "apex" name like they do now. I'm glad I live in an area where the 901 doesn't take them so I'm safe haha
>>708368954
Didn't the bitch attack him or something, and he locked her out on the balcony?
>>708368916
Fuck you faggot. Courallie high school Moree
>>708369094
Hey moree that's where my dad grew up
>>708369087
Yeah bro. Poor cunt was just looking for a bit of strange
anyone hitting up Dragon Dreaming this weekend? lets get wasted
What about me...
>>708368883
20 M SA what suburb?
>>708369144
Not a bad spot minus the abos
>>708369221
I have family in Moree too. I'm convinced the entire town is 100% white trash
>>708369263
Not far wrong. I got out young
Tassie hear faggets, 420 blaze. Inbread all tha wey.
Anyone wanna tongue ride?
>>708368883
cool
>>708369263
Awww shieeet
My fam are all doctors and lawyers tho
Decent chance you or your fam would know them if you're from moree
>>708369322
>Inbread
This is the best way to be baked
>>708369327
cunt's a leg
>>708367868
4031 cunt
>>708369322
Serious question, how often do you actually come across inbreds in tassie?
>>708368841
holy shit, can we just find all the people who are involved in this gang shit and just put them to death.
where them melb slut nudes at?
>>708369409
hang the uneducated fuckers
>>708369334
Probs. I don't talk to that side of the family anymore tho. Literally the most stereotypical bogan trash you could imagine.
I'm constantly amazed my mum managed to get her degree after growing up there. V proud
>>708369309
You have hope. It's the ones who never get out that are fucked
>>708369474
yeah just hang the pieces of shit in front of all the local police stations, with banners on them saying "your gang is next."
>>708368226
YTB
>>708369494
From the stories I've heard it's a pretty tiny place with not much opportunity. Mostly farming?
My dad came from money, he and his siblings were all shipped off to boarding school in Sydney, probs the only reason they got out
>>708369547
they come here just to be a fucking pain in the ass, thinking theyre all tough shit when really they just a nuisance to the fucking people
>>708368916
Chelt Sec, our claim to fame: harboured a Daesh leader who is likely responsible for the indirect and direct killing of hundreds of Iraqi and Syrian citizens.
>>708369611
Nothing for young people to do except ice and fight abos
Why the fuck would anyone of value come from there
>>708368017
Lol
>>708369750
Eh?
>>708369474
At my local police station there was a board saying something about dead cops and the total number that died in 2015 or something with pictures of the deceased, fucking ungrateful retards vandalised it with dicks.
>>708369750
Fuck ice. Horrendous drug :(
If you hate it so much why don't you leave? Move to a bigger city? I confess my NSW geography isn't the best but I'm pretty sure there's a he'll of a lot of world out there
4066 here.
Toowong is the worse suburb ever
2048
who wants baird when we finally kick the cunt out ?
>>708369856
How come we always hear about hero cops dying doing their job?
...you ever heard if a hero trucker who died doing his job?nor a hero brickie? Huh?
>>708369957
Because there are no hero truck drivers.
Most of them are lucky to even have any brain activity.
>>708368113
Yo 4217 where you going tonight
M/F?
OP here, I'm tired, Goodnight my fellow ausfags
>>708370193
Dude it's like 10pm unless you live in scumsville
>>708369957
Do sparkies die protecting you from dangerous criminals?
>>708370247
Had a long today anon, goodnight
>>708369832
I've always got along well with abos. The best way to drink in public in Perth is to find a bunch of abos in a park and drink with them. The cops never do a thing except check to make sure you aren't being robbed, bashed or raped by abos. Without abos, I could never get away with openly getting wasted in public in Perth city in front of cops.
>>708370309
Do cops deliver your food to the supermarket?
Do they keep your water running?
Provide electricity to warm your house?
Give you medicine at the pharmacy?
>>708368936
4810 and 2335 checking in
>>708367900
3006 here, gonna take 2 hits of LSD soon.
>>708370463
Niiice. Tried lsd for the first time the other week and was kinda disappointed. Felt nice and kinda giddy but that was it. I think I under-dosed myself
Either way I'm an mdma man
>>708369882
I live in Sydney. Got family living there and its pretty rough
>>708370448
TVille. Was just down there.
g'day cunts... 2010 reporting in
>>708370579
That's so shit :(
All of my dad's stories are so positive but I guess it's like 50yrs ago and seen through the lens of childhood
>>708370613
Where you from?
>>708370578
Yeah there is no point in taking 1 hit. I stick to weed mostly, just feel like I want some acid tonight.
>>708370578
maybe under-dosed, could be shitty acid, or it could just be that trip
a lot of it has to do with circumstance and setting
if you didn't trip the fuck out, try again
>>708370673
Cairns.
>>708369882
My uncle does that shit, completely fucked his life up
4810 here, where are all the ville nudes???
5118
m80s
Hello you cunt
2478 sharknado town checking in
>>708370785
Amphetamines are just terrible.
I stick to the soft stuff like md :B
>>708370871
Lmao u JCU??? 4810 krew
3128
Sup lads
>>708371115
where the nudes of melb sluts cunt
>>708367900
melb 3088, standing by
>>708370871
>>708371069
Only person I know who went to Townsville was a fat abo hybrid who 'lifts' now. Won't shut the fuck up about her life is now that she lifts and drops heavy things, and pays for other people to teach her how to lift and drop heavy things, and pays to compete against other people, to see who can lift the heaviest thing. And every other week has a bout of anxiety or depression and posts about how sad she is :(
God just thinking about her stupid face has made me angry. Thanks anons.
>>708369882
Ice is fuckin large cunt. Been hoofin for 8 years and still managed to get my masters in accounting and keep a job. It's the peasants who have shit self control who lose themselves to it
Any tips on how to get quality laid in melb?
>>708367591
3142 Toorak fuckers.
>>708371429
Damn son don't tell me this shit.
Bipolar here and real substance abuse issues. I'd be a fucking king on ice.
But I'd probs abuse it and die in a psychotic puddle of my own vomit
I just abuse other amphetamines instead. I have heard ice is a really good study aid
3124 reporting in
3199 FRANGAAAAA
>>708371622
Hate this sandnigger
>>708371500
Fuck Off poo-rak scum
4650 Reporting in
>>708371661
Does anyone actually like that dune coon
4032 here, anyone know this chick?
>>708368226
YEAH THE BOYS
>>708367900
bundoora aswell here
>>708371500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCAoPfzddMg
2731 checking in
Shitposting World Champ reporting in.
>>708371069
Nah, my uni days are behind me. In the adult world now. You like this town? I've bout had enough, time to suss out a bigger city with less youth crime before I end up shooting one of the little cunts.
>>708372011
Is her name Sam by any chance?
>>708369322
Tasfag here too. Where you at bro? I'm 7000.
>>708369404
My housemate is the granddaughter of two cousins. I'm born and raised first-generation Tas (of mainlander parents) and seriously, EVERYbody here looks inbred. Especially out of the cities. If you head west over to Smithton etc everybody looks so fucked up.
Can we have an honest discussion about the state of our government? Seriously, what the fuck? If anyone ITT voted for the coalition, find he tallest summit you can - the do a nose dive because you're an absolute cunt and deserve to die.
>>708368031
You go to churchies?
>>708371407
Its funny but I used to think all towns and citys in Aus had gins doing gin shit like TSV has till I went to Horbart. Even Sydney or Adelaide have nothing like it, well not as much or as regular as we do. Need to move to TAS, for the weather.. and sister fucking lols.
>>708373231
Nah all about greens and throwing my vote in the... recycling
#dicksoutfordinatale
>>708371622
Say what you will about Waleeds opinions but he's a fucking great journalist and is a great media personality. He also introduces Australians to shit that actually matters, rather than the useless shit cramped down our throats by competing media whores.
>>708370781
Cairns is wicked man. I just got back from Cairns a couple days ago. Awesome place. When I've made my riches I'm definitely buying my holiday house there.
>>708373475
It's okay if you only visit or enjoy the non stop party. But I'm over it. Now that I have a kid and a house I don't get to go out much any more.
>>708368620
Brisbane. works out to around 14-15MB/s download but upload still leaves alot to be desired for upload. just on cable
3995 reporting
>>708373640
Yeah I can totally understand that. I don't reckon I could live there but I've visited 4 times now and keep coming back. The weather and friendliness is so amazing. I'm from Hobart where everyone is really friendly too, but not like Cairns!
>>708367591
What is the point of these FBI threads? To try to make us give away our location?
>>708373745
Got the same thing in Brisbane, makes me diamond hard..
>>708373948
Ah nice. I have some family in Hobart. Haven't been down there in quite a few years.
>>708371069
4812 lads
>>708372926
yeah so many little fucking coons around willows maccas mate, like i just want my frappe, not to have a tribe yell shit at me as i'm driving through at 3am
Put two schooners in his hands
>>708374059
Mate I'm probably related to them haha. Hobart's so nice. I like it here but I'm moving away in 2017. Can't stay in this little place forever!
3871
what do you m80s think of the NBN?
Sup internet, hailing from 2617, represent
>>708373745
MFW 4655 is 1 mb/s on a good hour.
>>708368328
5016 here
>>708374600
Bloody canberra drivers
>>708368031
>>708368347
chyea bois, 6019 here
>>708370621
Few years late... mate
>>708368172
can't beat that rb30 flutter
>>708370463
Cunt, its fucken tuesdee night
2262?
>>708367868
4054 over here mate
>>708375900
ayyy what up friendo, whatcha up to tonight?
>>708371010
What do you think the a in MDMA is?
>>708371792
4655 here suck me off
>>708376139
yeah but to treat it in the same vein as speed or ice is just silly, don't forget about the MDM part, that makes a difference