Trips decides how I kill myself.
If trips get rolled and don't like the options, recommend something and I'll see if I can do it.
>>708352509
grind up 10 cherry pits and eat it
I really need to die soon. Can someone please just roll Trips
Poke eyes with scissors hard enough to puncture brain
First tell me what the fuck you got there
What are the pills you fucking mung
Snort all those pills. IDC what they are.
You don't have nearly enough Tramadol to kill yourself with. At worst, you'll get a seizure.
Just let go man
>>708352509
Old age!
>>708354279
>>708354303
Prescription painkillers I've hoarded and anti-depressants. Running low on the latter, but I can work with what I got.
>>708352509
Smoke tons of weed, then drink yourself to death.
Consume all the pills in your house, then start a live stream.
Go to the hospital and go under suicide watch
Looks to me like Trams and Benzos, probably alprozolam. Just get high instead.
>>708352509
Allahu Ackbar something with a bomb strapped to your chest.
car running in the garage.
gives you time to bitch out.
>>708354449
What kind of painkillers you fucking idiot, we need alot more information than what you're giving us. What kind of anti-depressants?
>>708354367
I lost to much today to let go of. The only thing I'm letting go of is life itself.
>>708354403
Rolling for this. Live stream it pls
Inject oxygen into bloodstream
Cry yourself a pool and drown yourself
cut your sack open and bleed to death
how u gonna scissors your life away?
old age
throw yourself out of a 10 floor's windown
>>708354646
I just grabbed what was in arms reach, man.
>>708354597
Fucking christ man. I can't think straight, and I don't know the names of the fucking meds.
>>708354605
rolling
soak yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire in front of a priest and as your burning scream this is a message for your god, tell him the devil is back!
>>708354681
roll
>>708354829
roll
>>708354773
You're fucking garbage. Can't you do one simple fucking thing right like remember the name of your own meds? Just throw a balloon full of acid in your stupid fucking face
Live stream yourself dieing of old age
>>708354909
Yeah buddy, I'm kind of a fuck up. Girlfriend left me because of it. That's why I made the fucking post.
Od on your drug of choice
>>708352509
Get a vacuum capable of removing 99℅ of air and attach a glass tube to the rim of your your anus. Turn on the vacuum. Remove your intestine from the tube and wait to bleed out.
>>708352509
>>708354449
>>708354598
>>708354773
If you wanted to die, you wouldn't need trips. Your demeanor also proves you're not ready.
Carbon monoxide is the best way, though. You literally fall asleep and never wake up.
If somehow trips... Go by lethal injection.
Swallow a hand grenade, tie a strong, long string (like a fishing wire) to the pin. When the grenade hits your stomach and the wire is sticking out your mouth: pull the pin.
>>708355196
op might not be sucking bbc everyday like you, could be hard to do
>>708354984
only choice is to have sex with your mom.
>>708355165
I don't need trips. My girlfriend is a 4chan user, so I was hoping she'd see the post.
I've attempted without an audience before.
inject the dank bobby
>>70835250
get fucked by a horse
>>708354909
There's nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to ones former self.
>>708354984
How old are you? Just because your girlfriend left doesn't mean anything dude. You're going to feel like shit for a while(how long were you together?) but time does truly heel most wounds.
bark 3 times
old age
Don't let the cumquacks take advantage of you young sir.
>>708352509
>>708355260
And you're hoping she finds this thread and begs you back? Good luck dude. And thanks for clarifying what this threads purpose is. I'm out.
old age
>>708355196
Wouldn't it be easier to lube it up and put it up his ass?
Eat ass until it affects your nutrition.
>>708355586
Yeah I agree, this >>708355246 but up your ass.
Good ol hanging
>>708355384
19. It's not just her though. She's a big reason, but it's more than that.
>>708355575
I'm not trying to get her to beg me back. I'm the one begging her back. I just brought it here so she could see, I expect nothing out of this.
>get razor wire
>get superglue
>go to the top of a building
>tie one end of the wire to the roof
>tie the other end around your neck
>superglue your hands over your ears
>jump off the roof
>looks like you pulled your own head off
>>708355697
You have a weak will OP, stop being a faggot. Or kill yourself I don't care.
>>708352509
Suicide by old age
Trips is taking too long. I'm just going to take all the pills and lie in my bed. It's been fun. Peace.
>>708355718
I'm glad someone else gives this advice to potential an heros
Try and get someone to videotape it too or set up a livestream
>>708355697
If that's true dude..... Call/get in contact with your friends and family and tell them it wasn't their fault. It's going to hurt them no matter what. But at least make it clear you are the one who fucked up, not them.
>>708355962
Whatever OP, hope you know that your life is just gonna end here. There's no afterlife so the short life you live now is it. Hope it was worth it faggot.
>>708355718
Reroll
>>708355962
Goodnight /b/rother. Rest well.
>>708356050
3 rolls for trips
Throw pills away and suck it up
The hotline
>>708356131
Rollllll
Dissolve pills and inject into urethra.
Kill your dad
live stream old age
Dissolve/crush all pills and inject directly into your dick
>>708356326
Trips get
stop being a fag. commit suicide by fucking a hot hooker from backpage till you die
>>708356326
Get!
>>708354773
Tell us the imprints on the pills dude, this is so we can help ensure there's enough dumbass
Slit your wrists
have sex with a sharp knife. and im talking about penis to sharp tip, shove in.
>>708355260
Haha yea ok you're retarded and begging for attention. Plus how the hell would she know it's you since we're anonymous retard. If she's a 4chan user she'll just put kys
>>708356451
44
392
lick a stick, make it quick. rape a goat, shoot a testicle off and yell for allah.
>>708352509
Op
I was like you
I went to a therapist
He really
Really
Really fucking helped and it worked
It's not hopeless
You have nothing to lose if you try
>>708355433
rollerino
Stab yourself in the face until you can't.
>>708356326
Rollin it again
>>708356771
again
>>708356660
Listen to Satan op
rolling
An hero using a series of various deposits of bleach and other household chemicals in arteries.
Roll for just fucking do it
>>708355433
Roll
Inject all pills into eye then fuck yourself in the dick with a knife until you can't anymore
>get razor wire
>get superglue
>go to the top of a building
>tie one end of the wire to the roof
>tie the other end around your neck
>superglue your hands over your ears
>jump off the roof
>watch and kek as people think you ripped your own head off
old age.
>>708354829
This.
>>708356660
Technically this is trips, not really but it's Satan.
>>708352509
However you feel like anhero, only obligated to livestream it.
>But dont drag this shit out, we have lives here
>>708356906
roll
>>708355577
Trips and dubs Winrar
>>708356906
tripas get
Take enough to get high and wank your peckeroonie for 2 hours straight, then go buy some weed, smoke that, then get a big dildo cram it way in your ass.
Should be a good night.
Oh and film it all. The whole thing.
>>708356660
Winrar
Inject all pills into eye then fuck yourself in the dick with a knife until you can't anymore again
>>708356906
This
Old age
Make sure to live stream it and post it here so all of us can cheer
>>708357033
Are you fucking retarded?
>>708356578
So the red are just advil, that won't kill you. It'll severely damage your internal organs but 90% of the time you live and just end up wanting to die. What's the other pills say? If it were me I'd go get some insulin and od that way. No prescription needed and that shit works the majority of the time
spend 5 years helping homeless and unfortunates then die via sadness
Hold your breath
>>708357111
Trips got
>>708357111
well there you go. Unfortunate winrar.
>>708356941
Is not technically anything, retard
Play half life 3 for 70 hours non stop
>>708357033
you dumb faggot did you first come here during this MSM pepe shit?
>>708357111
>THIS IS A FUCKING WINRAR
>OP
Quads decide. I am the quad god. Paint yourself black and run into a police station.
Make sure to live stream it op and post link so we can cheer you on
>>708357341
Kek
>>708357111
When does the live stream start?
>>708357249
Haha dam 1st time I've won in awhile, better go get that insulin faggot. Bonus points for shooting it into your dick op
>>708357414
Hopefully soon but ops probably a chicken shit fag, so never?
Hang yourslef and give us the stream link also chekcked
D R O W N
>go to tallest project building you see
>get to roof by any means necessary
>jump off
>dive bomb onto nigger walking by
>profit
I'm sure op is just going to buy insulin, h-he'll be back soon r-right?? After all I rolled tripd, he wouldn't let m-me down
>>708357419
>im calling on op to recognize the get you fucking faggot
>maybe ill make this thread soon though
>>708357982
The fucker can at least check my goddam trips, he owes me that much even if op won't deliver like a pussy
>>708357696
>Shove scissors up anus
>Snip insides with scissors as much as possible
>(No nerve endings inside = no pain)
>Sit back and have a few drinks while you bleed to death out your anus.
>>708358079
>>708358079
Congrats you got trips. I took the pills already and I feel lightheaded. I'd die driving to kill myself.
>suck my dick
>realize gay
>keep sucking dick
>>708358282
>LIVESTREAM
LIVESTREAM
>LIVESTREAM
LIVESTREAM
>LIVESTREAM
LIVESTREAM
op come back. I'll come back if you come back. Seriously this is stupid, why the fuck would you do this? I'm not worth it.
>>708358282
shit OP dont harm any other people at least.
>>708358282
SERIOUSLY YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID WHAT THE FUCK
can someone direct me to the trap thread this shit is depressing
>>708358282
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. This is a brutal overreaction. Seriously. What the fuck. Im supposed to work. You think I can do that shit now? What the fuck
>>708358282
Thank you op. Now here's a bit of advice for checking them trips, that method dosent work. I've known 3 people who have tried to kill themselves and it never works. You're just gonna damage your liver a bit and feel shitty, the you'll probably want to die for real. Call ems while you can before you get 72 hour psych hold and stomach pain for the rest of your life. One anon to another you very don't wanna die or you would've hung yourself, like my cousin did. Stop now before you've fucked up your GI track because that's all your doing and it's gonna hurt alot but not be fatal. Plus you'll seem like you just want attention from your ex girlfriend and she will not be into that probably think less of you
>>708358614
>>708358617
>>708358468
>>708358514
>>708358562
>>708358468
Prove it's really you.
>>708358282
I'm gonna fucking call your mother you shitstain what the hell. Why the fuck.
>>708352509
simply don't do it
>>708358734
It's all true op, this is stupid and won't work. In fact your gonna repel your girl and not kys, call ems before your GI tract is fucked to wear you get a colostomy
>>708355384
30yo
6months together
Single for 8 years prior
No friends
Not OP
Anxiety and depression since I was 12
I have a dog; otherwise I'd be in a hospital seeking immediate mental health treatment
Help
>>708358614
I just... I want to talk to you... Please... Just talk to me...
>>708358282
Make with the stream faggot
>>708356660
How old are you?
I'm 30
Not OP
Life has been going downhill since 12 years old
Slowly but surely worse and worse every year
>>708358968
You're literally acting like dickface. I asked you to not depend this much on me.
>>708358968
He's gone, if you're the gf the fucking call ems before it's too late. There's no reason to delay it and if he did eat the pills then he needs his stomach pumped. Update on what haopens
>>708358968
>>708359160
Are you really his gf?
>>708358968
Save me instead
>>708358909
>>708359030
dude same
>>708358614
I know for a fact this is you. Please... Just talk to me. Unblock me.>>708359160
Please... I need you...
>>708359200
I am and he's fucking stupid. What the fuck.
>>708359232
You hemoroid having cunt
Never
>>708359253
Tits or gtfo
Old age.
>>708359232
Give me five minutes. You're gonna fucking call me on messenger. Fucking hell, dude. Why the actual fuck.
>>708359253
Please... Just unblock me and talk to me. Please...
>>708359321
>>708359312
Liars
All of you
>>708359321
>>708359312
>>708359253
>>708359232
Call 911 you fucking retarded excuse for a woman
>>708359302
>>708359404
Sure I'll just call 911 from another fucking country yeah no problem
>>708358903
Ok I might just fall asleep, anitclimatic and die peacefully, but Ill stream if you all have suggestions.
>>708356578
>Advil
>"Painkiller"
Lololololol are u fucking srs m9
>>708359371
Not lying... OP still half here.
>>708359321
>>708359253
>>708359232
>>708359160
>>708359253
Call the fucking ambulance or is he faking? Better yet call his parents if he lives there. Agreed he's fucking retarded but I feel kinda bad at this point.
You think he really did this shit?
Op its me your faggy girlfriend .. If you kill yourself I will make u watch me fuck black dicks for all eternity.. Be a cuck and don't get help
>>708359504
Pretty fucking sure he did because he's stupid
>>708352509
basically you already know how you want to kill yourself but you want anons to say that you must do it that way?
> cry babe sage
>>708356660
SHUT UP FAGGOT
>>708359486
Make photo of your eyes
So some selfish weak faggot is trying to kill himself ? why are we supporting losers again?
so i havnt been on /b/ in awhile are these 'dont kill yourself op' faggots a normal thing now?
>>708359475
Naw you won't die bit this fuck your shit up enough that you'll wish for it. Lol call the hospital retard before your fucked and have to shit in a bag the rest of your life >>708359539
>>708352509
Carbon Monoxide poisoning it's relatively painless.
I'm making OP go and fucking shove his fingers down his throat to vomit up hopefully most of the fucking pills.
>>708359622
well most of the time /b/ supports suicide because its show, this faggot is going to take some pills and fall asleep, why would you support that?
>>708359539
If you thibk so then call an ambulance or are you really outta the country?
>>708359450
You can do that
Call police station you cunt rag
>>708359689
I am out of the country. I cannot call any ambulance.
>>708359726
>from Sweden
Nigga idk how to do that shit like wtf
>>708359670
Haha well said anon, advil suicide is actually attention seeking cry for help fake suicide. In fact my friend in hs did this after his girl left, he's still kicking
>>708359622
Unless it's vidyad or will make the news
>>708359727
We'll post his name and and address if you want him to live and I will call 911
Otherwise it's on you
Cunt rag
>>708356660
rolanda
>>708359772
Skype you nigger
What's his address
?
>>708359836
I dont fucking remember his address and posting someone's personal info on /b/ is NEVER a good thing.
>>708359670
cause hes a faggot like yourself posting here, and were bored.
>>708359786
yeah its obvious this fag only seeks attention, people who really wanted to kill themselves are dead
>>708352509
Guide to suicide by Anon. Share this with everyone.
Alright here's a summary of mostly painless and mostly cheap ways to kill yourself. I will give a breif description of pros and cons of each. I'll try to keep it short.
1. Drugs overdose: (Heroine) Alright so if you really want to go painless you can considere an overdose on different medications, oral medications usually make you throw them up so it's not always successful. You're going to need to know how to hit a vein, probably in your arm, but you can also find them in other places. The cost for a lethal dose of Heroine is under 50$ if you have no tolerance I think. Google how to use Heroine or watch a documentery if you want to know more.
PROS: Painless, Somewhat cheap.
CONS: Might be a little bit hard to find. It's not free.
2. Carbon monoxide poisoning: Basically you breath in the exhaust from various appliances that burn fuel. You can do this with car exhaust, oven burner's (if you have the right oven) or a heater. This one takes a little bit to do, because the gas has to be concentrated in an area, and you can't be holding yourself close to the area that is giving off the exhaust because if you pass out you will breath in fresh air and live. Google more about it.
PROS: Mostly painless
CONS: You need an appliance or car to produce exhuast
3. Jumping off of a high place: This one is pretty self explanatory, but it's not the least painful route. Just remember you really need to jump from a high place, otherwise you will just end up at the bottom all fucked up, you might be crippled for the rest of your life too. But if you jump from the right height no chance of living.
PROS: Free
CONS: Not completely painless, you might hit someone at the bottom with your body.
Alright any other methods not listed you should look up yourself, hope this helped.
>>708354403
rollan
>>708359727
Ok we call ops parents or a friend. Better yet you clearly know how to Internet say Google the local emergency services and call woth ops address. I know it's some kinda far out crazy concept but dammit Jim it just might work. Google is an amazing thing
>>708359882
Lying cunt rag
What city and first and last name or you really don't car if he dies.
It's not like we're airing out a pedo
We're trying to save this fsggot
>>708359904
Yea my family member did it because he never told a soul
>>708359921
This post is relevant everyone else fuck off
>op the choice is yours
>must stream
>trips have been had
>>708359952
This thread is all lies
>>708359952
I dont actually have numbers to his friends or family members. Or his addres. He told me once but I've completely forgotten it. And as I said, I don't think posting personal info on b is good, you'd probably just fuck with him. He's vomiting up the pills now though.
I came here to fap and end up on this dumb thread instead...
>>708360002
I've known 6 people who killed themselves. Not one of them had an attempt or cry for help. Just did it
You body will probably want to throw up the overdose of sleeping pills. Try taking a lethal dose anally.
Or just Do carbon monoxide poisoning.
>>708360054
>I don't think posting personal info on b is good
I beg the differ
>>708360054
Liar
>>708360002
i feel more sorry for your family than for him
Heroin. Painless.
>>708360116
Of course
That's how it always ia
>>708359882
Call ems for the city he's in and give them his personal info. The cops can look him up and will respond plus send an ambulance, it's not rocket science. Also I don't believe you dated op if you don't even know his address. If you're real then do what I just said
>>708360082
I got u fam
>>708355942
>>708360157
Lies lies lies
you faggots are as bad as r/circlejerk
>is this a fucking raid?
>>708360186
ty thats what i like to see
>>708356660
roll
>>708360116
Yea my cousin only ever wanted froends, that's why he leaned on us (family) so hard. He was in rehab and they wouldn't (his parents) buy him a ticket to come see us so he hung himself 3 days later. He had lost all hope and felt like he had lost his family too. If only he had called me, I never even got to tell him he wasn't alone in the family, I was a heroin addict too. It tears me up thinking how alone he must've been, chris if you can hear me I've got almost 100 days off dope
Hey OP it's me, your new anime gf. We can be together for all eternity, just don't listen to your GF and get it over with, I'll be waiting :3
Also livestream for the other anons
>>708359425
tits or gtfo
>>708359882
>>708359836
>>708359726
>>708359689
>>708359665
>>708359615
Take your self-righteous savior complex then fuck off 4chan, faggots. FFS what right do YOU have to intervene in someone else's life when they've made a conscious decision about what THEY want to do with THEIR life? What short circuit in your brain makes you think you have ANY right to put YOUR wants/desires/opinions about THEIR LIFE above their own? I'm not cheering for the guy to off himself but 4chan, and especially /b/ is no place for fucktards like you. You're the cancer killing this fucking place. You're exactly what this place DOESN'T need. You're the same faggots that would try to censor shit because it "offends" you or makes you feel uncomfortable. Just gtfo.
>>708360350
I miss you man, you were different and you didn't get people but your family will always love you man
His parents will meter get over it, it's been close to 3 years
>>708352509
old age after a long, fulfilling life
>>708360458
>>708360458
I just know that his gf isn't here and this is all bs.
In the rare event that this was true, it would be funny to have the cops interupt his stomache ulcer/liver damage party.
I don't cRe if he dies or not.
>>708360458
You are the saddest person i saw today, good job
>>708360458
It's because he just wants attention, not death. There's a difference
>>708360458
btw i basically said that there si no reason for us to support him, aka intervene, and you said that we shouldnt intervene... are you mental dude?
>>708360458
Not one of those guys, but I can understand the point of wanting to make sure another anon is okay. I've been just lurking until now because I think its just the way she goes, but I dont dislike seeing people that actually have heart too.
That being said, since I'm posting now anyways: if trips u lifestream OP
So is OP dead or what
So where is the livestream faggot?
>>708360807
Best post, sums me up perfectly
>>708354982
Dieing
Kys
>>708352509
for like $75 you could buy a surgical mask on amazon, and a helium tank, connect the two, make it air tight, and go to sleep breathing helium.
it's the most painless way to go but a guaranteed death
>>708360999
also winrar
>>708360999
Trips have spoken again, it might take OP some time to get those things, hopefully he will stream.
>>708360999
Trips have spoken again, it might take OP some time to get those things, hopefully he will stream!
>>708360999
this kills the OP
>>708360999
Cmon OP give us a sign you are going to live stream for us you fucking loser. (Unless you are already dead or dying)
>>708360999
Do what the trips say OP.
>>708361306
Isnt that what s/he asked for?
like... i'm not gonna say s/he should do it, but that's what they asked for, if they had asked "i'm feeling suicidal pls halp" i'd say dont do it but that's not the question now is it faggot.
chances are OP is just barfing up advice and feels like a tard right now
>>708361535
Stop that gender-bullshit dude.
Also yeah I guess so.
>>708361700
I meant advil
>>708361702
some people said it was a femanon, others said it's a guy, i'm too lazy to lurk and find out
>>708360598
If that's the saddest thing you've seen today, you really need to fucking leave. Take your cry-baby "I have to save everyone" bullshit with you too.
Again, you've got no right to intervene in someone else's free will just because you couldn't stop your sister/cousin/mammy/brother from offing himself. Stop trying to unload your baggage on some poor fuck who's already made up his mind just so YOU don't off yourself from guilt.
>>708361788
This person clearly just wants attention you tard. He's an attention seeking faggot and you defending him is just as enabling as the white knights
>>708361746
Just wanted to make sure you're not an sjw
carry on anon
Die by natural causes
>>708361931
nigger, a) you've got no way to know the person's just seeking attention and b) i'm not defending him at all. What I AM doing is pointing out how no one wants to see a pack of faggots trying to dial up an ambulance or quote gay ass good charlotte lyrics about "holding on" in a thread where the motherfucker clearly isn't asking for that dumb bullshit. Go fuck yourself.
>>708361935
gender is one of the few things i remotely care about, but not by choice, some friends of mine back from highschool i still talk too are trannies, so it's kinda ingrained into my head at this point, but i feel. sorry about the sjw scare anon
OP too much of a pussy to live stream it, probably just took out the fucking pills and is whining for attention.
OP is a cock sucking faggot.
Fly to Detroit
Big sign
"WHITE LIVES MATTER MORE"
>>708363813
Quads for Doo eet!
>>708352509
What is your sitiation? Do you have car, friends? Stuff like that.
>>708363984
OP has already killed himself.
>>708358282
GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL NOW FUCKING MORON
>>708364063
He might not have, theres no proof he did. We are all in shitty situations or we wouldnt be here i think we should help the guy
Story with it now?
lest we forget
>>708352509
Eat a jar of cinnamon
>>708352509
Don't.
>>708354829
rollerino
Just kys you faggot
Stab yourself in the head with a knife over and over... Roll
>>708360999
checkd
>Empties bag of pills
>shows empty poke
>he's already dead
>gullible faggots
Well op Godspeed I'm off to play online bingo like a macho man, wish me luck /b
>>708369180
Good luck, godspeed.
old age
Op left this thread.
I suggest you such a cock till you drop
