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steam, julian?
fine
>>708344036
I meant my mom
>>708344036
>>708344115
send her away on holiday
>>708343769
I would like to not be, but I do feel it ingrained in me a bit. I would like to be the furthest thing from my father as possible though.
>>708343866
I'm pretty much only attracted to white people, not sure why.
>>708344036
I mean, it worked. He said he would rather do that then deal with the itch everytime. I then told him it was a bad idea and he eventually agreed.
>>708344232
Look sweetheart I've got daddy issues too but your father is not wrong about everything. Racism is healthy, logical and adaptive.
>>708344197
suck my butt
>>708344232
lol just use like calamine lotion or somethign XD
>>708344036
I just go to a buddy's house. I rarely watch unless it's playoffs. I'm only watching tomorrow because my friends are all hardcore avs fans
>>708344128
South
>>708344232
White men are sexy. Can't stand white women tbh.
>>708344223
I guess she deserves it, but how do I convince her to rub mayo into her head?
subby kiss me
>>708344421
is that an offer?
WHY DO YOU PERSIST?
>>708344511
murder
>>708344511
>>708344430
i guess i could do that. sport bore me though :c
>>708344453
people used to do it in the like 70s as hair conditioner in the US.
>>708344540
n-no!~
>>708344566
FINE IGNORE ME ! THIS IS WHY MOM LEFT!
>>708344306
I just don't like it, the way I see it as long as they don't bother me I won't worry about them.
>>708344421
to be fair this is the same person who dropped his phone is a bowl of soup because he was curious if it would float. This soup was in a trash can.
>>708344901
Just keep your eyes glued to the screen
>>708344901
NO, MOM LEFT BECAUSE SHE CAUGHT US SMUSHING WIENERS TOGETHER ON THE TOP BUNK
I REGRET NOTHING
I am super fucking bored http://www.strawpoll.me/11453023
>>708344901
Oh... Then that makes it slightly less fun, if it's gonna be senile madness it must be as stupid and illogical as possible :(
>>708344929
if you ever live in a community that's majority nonwhite you can expect to be bothered.
>>708344901
y-yes!
>>708345175
I'm bored.
>>708345427
we need to put ourselves in situations where we're not in the majority - kainecuck
>>708345555
Go retake Constantinople
stop making those fucking polls
>>708345670
its true tho
>>708345555
You and me both, sup?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11453039
>>708345427
I mean, I live in cali. A good majority of the people here are mexican.
>>708344929
my god he is special lol.
>>708345138
but booooooooooring
>>708345155
i miss those days with you dab :c
>>708345175
tell her its to keep the CIA from tapping into her mind
>>708345434
ok it was!
>>708345881
sure, and I live in philly, where half the population is niggers. But my neighborhood is 99% white. segregation is alive and well. Move into the ghetto.
>>708343841
Guide to suicide by Anon. Share this with everyone.
Alright here's a summary of mostly painless and mostly cheap ways to kill yourself. I will give a breif description of pros and cons of each. I'll try to keep it short.
1. Drugs overdose: (Heroine) Alright so if you really want to go painless you can considere an overdose on different medications, oral medications usually make you throw them up so it's not always successful. You're going to need to know how to hit a vein, probably in your arm, but you can also find them in other places. The cost for a lethal dose of Heroine is under 50$ if you have no tolerance I think. Google how to use Heroine or watch a documentery if you want to know more.
PROS: Painless, Somewhat cheap.
CONS: Might be a little bit hard to find. It's not free.
2. Carbon monoxide poisoning: Basically you breath in the exhaust from various appliances that burn fuel. You can do this with car exhaust, oven burner's (if you have the right oven) or a heater. This one takes a little bit to do, because the gas has to be concentrated in an area, and you can't be holding yourself close to the area that is giving off the exhaust because if you pass out you will breath in fresh air and live. Google more about it.
PROS: Mostly painless
CONS: You need an appliance or car to produce exhuast
3. Jumping off of a high place: This one is pretty self explanatory, but it's not the least painful route. Just remember you really need to jump from a high place, otherwise you will just end up at the bottom all fucked up, you might be crippled for the rest of your life too. But if you jump from the right height no chance of living.
PROS: Free
CONS: Not completely painless, you might hit someone at the bottom with your body.
Alright any other methods not listed you should look up yourself, hope this helped.
>>708345622
No, it smells.
>>708345754
May turn in early. Tired.
>>708346083
>No, it smells.
yeah that's all the turks which is why it needs retaking
>>708345908
It's not
>>708345996
>Move into the ghetto.
We don't want the kid to die
>>708346083
That's because it needs to be reclaimed
>>708346178
yes huh
>>708346178
he won't die. I've lived in the ghetto. Ironically, it's the same neighborhood I live in now - my family are the gentrifiers.
>>708345908
Good idea! I'll see what I can do
>>708346083
Is that another word for sleep?
>>708345908
I wonder if your butt is as tasty as it is cute
>>708346373
it tastes of marshmallow
>>708346308
sweet~
>>708346584
that sounds tasty
>>708346254
Try it
>>708346268
He's Californian. He's delicate
>>708345908
well he is when he is bored.
>>708345996
I did live in a ghetto, I was scared to walk alone but I don't hate black people.
>>708346308
Yes.
I'm always here to serve as an everlasting reminder that love is just a complex series of chemicals in your brain and involves fate in no way, and the instant that those chemicals stop flowing you'll feel sad for a really long time.
>>708346584
And then I'll rub you with mayo, don't you worry about that :)
>>708346616
its pretty dang delicious if i saw so myself~
>>708346677
i have tried and i dont like it :c
>>708346778
poor lil guy
>>708346813
Ah ok, sweet dreams homo :p
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>>708346965
he also accidentally preggo'd his girlfriend.
>your dog will never be this handsome
>>708346916
hottttttt~
>>708347127
oh no! how terribble :c
>>708346965
Try harder
>>708347284
I honestly have no idea if he is a good dad or not. I would assume so.
>>708347284
I-I mean it'll make you shine beautifully, but yeah, I guess it'll be hot too o/o
>>708346965
butt did you taste it yourself?~
>>708347309
nu
>>708347403
some people can make surprisingly awesome parents.
>>708347447
my coat will look fabulous!
>>708347480
i have many times yes
>>708347403
I'd be a pretty epic dad I think, I've always been really good with kids. Hope to adopt one day.
>>708347085
I may jack off first, if I can find anything that catches my interest.
>>708347559
And delicious, in more than one way~
>>708347559
yea true
>>708347624
make sure you have a significant other, growing up with a single parent usually sucks.
>>708347714
pics
>>708347752
i actually find mayo to be repulsive
>>708347714
Jacking off is fuun
>>708347821
Never tried it myself :P How bout vanila sauce?
>>708347559
>>708347559
>>708347940
thats weird yo never tried it.
what is a vanilla sauce though?
>>708347818
Well that's the plan.
>Marry qt femmy bf
>Fuck a bunch for like 5-10 years
>Adopt blonde hair, blue eye'd child and raise him to be a pussy destroyer
It's all in the books.
>>708347559
that's lewd
>>708348085
but why
>>708348192
>>708348095
Exactly what it sounds like. It's cold and you have it on pies and stuff. Hell I drink it without any pie
bumpp
>>708347821
>>708347897
Dog started freaking out in the other room. Killed the mood.
>>708348175
hey when you have a butt like mine you cant help but eat it yourself
>>708348274
;~;
>>708348314
so its like an icing?
>>708348520
noooooooooooooooooooo!
>>708348571
I've made my point. Start watching
>>708348142
that's....actually not a bad plan. Not to mention girls love gay guys and he would know exactly how to act around them to get them.
>>708348669
no u
>>708348750
I already do
>>708348520
Stoopit dog
>>708348571
Maybe? It's so delicious. Fuck the pies though
>>708348797
well ok then~
>>708348830
im confus
>>708348988
Hockey is great
>>708348830
She wouldn't quiet down, so go check on her to stop her from waking everyone else up. She's just standing there, wagging her tail, happy as can be.
>>708348988
I honestly thought vanilla sauce was like a world-wide thing, or maybe you've just never tried it, I dunno :P
>>708348571
do you share it?
>>708349135
Maybe she just wants attention :3
will u be my frend
>>708349255
I'll be your friend
>>708349116
i never into sports though
>>708349137
maye there is a language gap here we are missing
>>708349164
sometimes if someone is worthy
>>708349190
She was probably barking at a neighbor's cat outside.
>>708349340
Apparently its name in French is "crème anglaise" meaning "English cream" :P
hi cuties
>>708349447
Maybe it's Katten snooping around your place
>>708349461
i guess i neve had it but its like a custard and i do like custard
>>708349485
>>708349485
am i not cute
>>708349591
is that a question?
>>708349591
Maybe custard would be better to rub you with, sauce might be a little too drippy
>>708349485
Go back to bed.
>>708349555
No, Katten died. What's posting here is just a computer program designed to resemble him.
>>708349340
Watch it
>>708349723
no it is a statement
>>708349744
mmmm yeah~
>>708348736
Or marry a bear like myself and adopt a girl. No guy is gonna fuck with the daughter of two muscular gay dudes.
Probably name her Heidi after my mom.
>>708349798
this is truth>>708349555
i am skynet
>>708349805
whats in it for me?
>>708349340
am I worthy?
>>708349485
hello
>>708349798
i just got up, I need to go to uni
>>708349826
how can you be so sure?
>>708349867
i guess that could also work, but the boyfriends will be scared too.
>>708349883
Sexy Canadians punching each other in the face
>>708349937
you may be. you have to answer the secret question
>>708349945
because i am very sure.
>>708349975
with their bagged milk? no thanks
>>708349798
Ohh my!
>>708349826
C'mere! I got the custard ready~
>>708349883
Great, my only friend is a robot :o
>>708349945
No, bed.
>>708349970
Go to bed.
>>708350080
well, I don't believe you
>>708350080
They're brutalizing each other
>>708350080
what's the question
>>708350092
hey bananaman
>>708349970
That's not a bad thing. I want them to be scared. I know what they want. If they try anything I'll fuck em.
>>708350092
careful dont get custard in my sensitive components
>>708350166
well you should. ask snarf
>>708350216
that is a secret
>>708350213
with bagged milk?
>>708350149
why do you want me to go to bed?
am I going to find you there?
>>708350216
Oy jeffyboy, sup?
>>708350259
Their fists.
>>708350259
You mean your eyes? Don't worry, I'll avoid those :3
>>708350304
they are fisting each other? grody
>>708350149
your right, I should have been asleep an hour ago.
>>708350246
I don't think that should be the part they are afraid of.
Goodnight everyone.
>>708350355
No. That's lewd
>>708350269
Probably. Falling asleep in my chair.
>>708350336
excellent~
>>708350378
goodnight dude
>>708350547
thats what im saying!
the idea of gay dads is getting me hot and bothered
>>708350615
They don't do that
>>708350615
Now, where to start, where to start!
>>708350259
is the answer a penis?
>>708350280
playin overwatch with friends
>>708348142
how do you recycle your used qt femmy bf after 10 years
>>708350903
Funn :)
>>708350674
are you sure?
>>708350753
my eyes are a good place to start
>>708350903
close!
>>708350932
Incinerator
>>708351020
kek
>>708351011
But if I weren't supposed to avoid them, then which components?
>>708351118
oh yeah..
>>708350965
what're you up to?
>>708351011
is it butts?
>>708351011
Yes
>>708350642
I gotta find a bf first :(
cute fem grows into average man
no resale value
>>708351201
dingdiing!
>>708351235
oh..ok
>>708351199
Fuck it, let's start with the nose
rubrubrubrub
>>708351201
Got no idea what to do really
>>708351406
oh my~
>>708350642
They exist pretty much everywhere you look the problem is most of them are in the closet still married.
>>708351309
If they're lucky
>>708351395
Hockey is not lewd
>>708351544
Then the ears and the rest of the face... Let's move on to the chest~~
>>708351395
Get out of here stalker
>>708351576
you blue it
>>708351395
butt whose butt?
>>708351406
just play a game, or fap or something
>>708351655
it sure looks lewd~
>>708351675
O_O
>>708351735
stalk my taint
>>708351847
ours!
>>708351927
Not at all
>>708351847
Maybe both... I'll create an assaultron companion with a manly voice in Fallout 4 and fap to that
>>708351927
O_____O......
>>708352065
super lewd!
>>708351798
I saw they blew their chance at happiness
>>708352092
>>708351927
I'd rather lick it~
>>708352242
O-ok ._.
>>708351927
at the same time?
>>708352092
that's kinda gay tbh
>>708352369
The gayer the better
Goodnight, faggots.
>>708352144
Not at all
>>708352453
Nighty
>>708352327
;3~~
>>708352331
forgot O_____________________________________________________o
>>708352369
yassss
smoosh them together
>>708352453
nini~
>>708352467
i would let him play with my puck all day
>>708352453
nite nite
>>708352673
Forgot what?
>>708352750
the faaaaaaaaaaaace!
>>708352673
Chris Higgins is fucking gorgeous. But I watch for the high level of play
>>708352432
then you gotta go full gay
>>708352673
smoosh~
>>708352859
Oh right, of course! All the concealer for kitty!
>>708352969
Teach me sensei
>>708352965
suuure you do
>>708352969
ooo yeah~
>>708352976
custard concealer?
>>708353089
I... I dunno, let's pretend it is
>>708353089
If I did I'd only watch Vancouver games.
I'm on the train,
bye bye
>>708353144
im confused again
>>708353232
i like ice skating though
>>708353236
byebyebye
I wish my Master was online
>>708353342
Hussssch, let the custard soothe you~
>>708353342
I'm a Washington caps fan. We don't have good looking players
I love the taste of LA tap water.
>>708353423
sooth my taint
>>708353486
way to choose the boring team
>>708353543
I-if custard in that area pleases you...
>>708353543
Can't help it. Ovechkin's a fucking beast. Even though he looks like a mutated hairless Russian gorilla
>>708353636
oh it would
>>708353660
thats sad :C
whos the best looking guy in the NHL?
>>708353048
you need mods that give everything dicks
>>708353089
this feels lewd
it isnt lewd though!
>>708353805
but it could be
>>708353755
:/3 Here come the custard~
>>708353766
Wonder if there's anything for automatrons...
>>708353861
m-maybe~
>>708353960
yassssssssssssss
>>708353805
>>708353861
Allow me to stick a little something in between then :p
>>708354022
Are you soothed?
>>708353755
Chris Higgins or Alex Wennberg.
>>708354040
weew
>>708354087
beyond soothed
>>708354135
pics
>>708354285
Mmmf!
>>708354285
Good c: petpet
>>708354342
i creamed my pants
>>708354347
mm pets
>>708353960
there's probably something that adds dildos to all them
>>708354022
definitely~
>>708354040
like a hotdog shaped thing?
>>708354447
PEEEEEET
>>708354483
i like sausages
>>708354516
make me sausage
>>708354483
Hm, good good. Teach me further
>>708354483
With a creamy filling, yeah... It's not a normal hotdog :P
>>708354593
I really can't tell which kind of sausage you mean at this point xP
>>708354741
like a nice warm juicy one
>>708354447
I sense lies
>>708354803
With creamy filling?
>>708354904
what you want proof?
>>708354927
sausages dont have cream! only meat!
>>708354593
in the butt
>>708354741
then the dildos go in ur butt
>>708355078
Like just a normal sausage? Okie, I'll send over facebook!
>>708355129
in my mouthhhhh
>>708355168
w-what kind are you talking about?
>>708355185
well fine!
>>708355256
That would be lewd. Unlike hockey. Which is pure and wholesome
>>708355256
Just ordinary sausages, as you saw :p
>>708355129
Oh yes, I have so much wisdom now
>>708355366
it woudnt be lewd it would be for science
>>708355391
mmmm yeah
>>708355423
hue
>>708355256
that's lewd
>>708355391
now you know how to put peniss on things
>>708346875
Thanks I needed that!
>>708355473
No it would be lewd science
>>708355423
I'm sure that one day I'll get a muscular boyfriend that loves America as much as I do.
>>708355473
>>708355589
Food. brb
>>708355589
mmm and having all that juicy meat exxplode in my mouth
>>708355662
science isnt lewd though
>>708355694
pics
>>708355618
No problem anon. It's my job to be depressing to everyone around me.
>>708355662
>>708355790
might as well kill myself now then.
farewell; it's been fun.
>>708355790
whats my fortune dab?
>>708355756
Lewd science is lewd
>>708355790
I'm a pretty upbeat person. It's gonna happen
>>708355912
no its notttttttttttt i am not lewwwwwwwd!
>>708355694
Is it brownies again?
>>708355756
t-that's gay
>>708356070
Yes you are. You're absolutely lewd and disgusting
>>708356124
I'm not a slut
>>708355756
I thought you wanted a normal sausage! :p
>>708356218
Nah. Apples
>>708356124
my heart is already be broken and raped though
but cancer i dont doubt at all.
>>708356218
that kid has the worst diet. how he stays so skinny and doesnt have type 3 diabetes i dont know
>>708356246
how rude! dont be so mean frank
>>708356286
it is normal though
>>708356393
It's well over my time to go to bed.
>>708356436
youre grumpy go to bed
>>708356393
I don't eat much, that's how :P
>>708356393
It's my first time hearing about exploding sausages xP
Full of gay in here.
>>708356548
It just got more gay
>>708356532
oh
its exploding with flavour and juices
>>708356548
tiggggger! i am about to go and now you show up
>>708356334
good. something nice and healthy
>>708356393
I don't know. maybe he just spends every minute working out and we don't know about it
>>708356548
I want to be full of gay back there
>>708356548
So?
>>708356676
Riight, I'll pretend to believe you for now ;p
>>708356683
Me, working out? Nice one
>>708356683
he could! hes probably like on a treadmill all day!
>>708356872
its true though!
>>708356676
It's always the case. I'd prefer if you got your rest you know.
>>708356601
I'm supa gay, but not as gay as jeff or katten.
>>708356683
Hah haven't had enough gay back there yet??
Are the BD toys not enough?
>>708356746
Nothing wrong with it, that's why i was attactred here.
>>708356246
>not a slut
>>708357110
but :c
>>708357057
Okayy, okay! :)
>>708357110
Which one of them would win though
Tfw no muscular bf to cuddle muscularly as we grope each others beefyness
I want a boyfriend who wants to go to the gym with me and do squats
>>708356872
well how else are you still alive when you eat nothing but breakfast brownies?
>>708356882
I but it's an ikea treadmill
>>708357110
I want a real gay back there. the toys will just tide me over till then
>>708357329
By eating apples
>>708357329
how terrible :C
>>708357298
i cri for you
>>708357254
das right
>>708357420
i honestly think that the first like fruit ive known you to eat.
cute soft guys > big strong guys
me irl
>>708357554
oh you want to get into the tripcode wars?
>>708357216
But you need your sleep otherwise you get grumpy. You can tell ,e about your weekend putting up xmas decos tomorrow if you around.
>>708357254
Well i think katten is more into heavy stuff so i think jeff would be the bigger gay.
>>708357298
Find them at the gym then :)
>>708357329
I real gay with authentic gay action!! Twist his nipples and see him shoot!! Real gay action right?
>>708357521
I want yellow apples, I've never tried them
>>708357648
i have a very big collection of tripcodes like these
>>708357554
+100 pounds
>>708357651
>big burly men
nono
>>708357728
my tripcodes are better than yours
>>708357420
do apples counteract brownies?
>>708357479
they're affordable and chic
>>708357554
A gay furry?
>>708357651
only real gay action, put it in his but and hear him moan
>>708357773
fuck thats the wrong tripcode
>>708357773
I dont care kill yourself
>>708357651
Most are gym rats and they're awful. I want a cuddly muscular gay bf not a retarded jock.
>>708357834
jelly of my tripcodes
>>708357651
I think you're pretty close to them :p
>>708357868
stop being an avatarfag
>>708357651
ffffffine :c
goodnight tiggerbutt
>>708357670
there are apple with red insides. eat those
>>708357803
chickens do not make good treadmills i would know...so many chickens live were lost....
i should get going. see ya boi~
>>708357651
>>708357934
wait, I'm the bigger gay?
Don't know, I don't know how that works
>>708357948
nite nite kitty
>>708357648
no?
>>708357728
even better~
me irl
>>708357960
get a good tripcode.
ill generate one thats better than yours right now xdxdxd
>>708357948
Woah, like a blood orange
>>708357980
finally, enough of the glorified retard morty.
>>708357773
But you are from slavic bloc. you get no say in the men that fuck you.
>>708357803
Just don't your toy to real gay action butt.
How's school?
>>708357868
you should start with a bear and see if they will slim down??
>>708357892
WHat?? i was not crowned the lewdest faggot like Jeff.
>>708357948
Night Katten. WEM!
>>708357960
Yeah you've been crowned lewdest faggot.
>>708358100
dont insult mother russia blin
Femboys don't age well.
>>708358100
There's a crown for that?
