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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Rekt
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>>708339801
The hooded guy is the white knight, correct?
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>>708339801

clearly fake.

come on guys we're better than this
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>>708340614
k
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Get
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>>708340753

see the difference when a person actually gets hit and when one doesnt
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>>708339521
the death of a poor innocent man defending himself from police brutality
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>>708339801
thats actually badass tbh
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>>708340950
it's like that south park episode
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sup /b/

will I make it?
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>>708341054
You must be a special snowflake
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>>708341179
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>>708341826
Pff, amateur
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>>708342036
MODS! FUCKING REPORTED!
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>>708342036
YOU SICK BASTARD
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>>708342036
Utterly disgusting
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>>708342036
what the fuck fbi is watching me now
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>>708339057
i don't speak burrito

can somebody translate
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>>708342382

basically:

snitches get stitches
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>>708341836

its fake bruh
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>>708342382
These guys had their hands cut off for stealing.

Also contributing
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>>708341163
Story?
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>>708339175
You are a MexFag.. Me agradas we.
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>>708342036
MODS
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>>708339001
WIPEOUT!
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>>708342036
You fucking monster
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>>708338846
Hi 5!
Veyyyy niiiice!
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>>708339801
Dat left hook
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>>708342036
DEAR GOD WHY
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>>708339521
& niggers still say cops only do this to they
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>>708342620
Samsung users can relate.
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Si Hugo!!
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>>708343190
*them
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>>708343030
whiggers
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>>708343357
spawn kill
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>>708342244
>>708342150
>>708342732

I don't want to click on it what is it?
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>>708343357
Fucking robocop reflexes
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Woof, Woof!
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>>708343506
Just click it you fucking pussy
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>>708339156
filename
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>>708338846
>>708339008
>Spic detected

What's up, paisano?
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>>708343506
One of 3 bannable things on /b/
1) Fucking with cats
2) Posting Child porn
3) Not liking chocolate milk
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>>708343665
fucking cheetahs
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>>708339521
It looks like he's being tazed, but look closer. It's a Glock with a beam on it. This nigga got blown away.

>he ded
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>>708339989
WTF?
>The light was GREEN!!!
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>>708339521
if you pull a gun or anything that slightly resembles a gun on a cop, you will die, regardless of skin color.
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>>708342674
Don't know but it does look like a plot of a decent thriller though.
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>>708343190
The white man in the video pulled out a gun you retard. Got his ass smoked by a female cop.
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>>708339521


Zap!
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>>708342312
Aaannnd... fuck that car in particular.
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>>708343878
whos that hottie? sauce?
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>>708343805
Yeah, it does appear to be a taser.

[spoiler]It's not.[/spoiler]
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Ouch my leg
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>>708339001
Lol'd
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>>708344014
lol that was a gun
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>>708342036
sick fuck
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>>708343733

Since you didn't include underage b&, it raises suspicion about your age.
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>>708344152
God damn
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>>708341764
That video got wrecked by some shit for brains... who must have thought they did a good job because here it is getting passed around instead of the original. Idiots.
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DICK FART
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>>708344109

It'd be fucking great if he had the license plate imprinted on his head.
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>>708343706
Fucker ruined badass party
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>>708344152
By far worst I've seen on any rekt thread.
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>>708342382
carwash 6 dollars
window wash 2 dollars
please help me and my family (we have 2 cats :3)
lehayim!
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>>708342382
In short, "this happened to us for being rateros"; the word "ratero" is slang for all kind of illegal activities related to stealing: burglars, muggers, extorter, etc. Is signed by a group calling themselves the "Elite anti-rateros group", or something like that.

And they also include an emoticon :)
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>>708344014
See:
>>708343805
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>>708344835
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>>708344186

It was clearly a taser. I'm a cop.
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>>708343805
i think the lady was tazing him while the cop with the camera was shooting him
double teamed like FUCK
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>>708343878
who is this?
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>>708343106
oh noes did it ded?
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>>70833900
That was fucking metal
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>>708343706

My faggot buddy refuses to get Chrome. Aside from the watermark being vague, does anybody have a link to the video?
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>>708339521
STAY MUDDY, MY FRIENDS!
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>>708345005
I'm pretty sure tasers don't drop cases bud
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>>708341065
Got me.
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>>708339057
Translated: I have information that can lead to Hilary Clinton's arrest
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>>708341163
jesus fuck dude goddamn 0 fucking chill
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>>708341764
manlets, when will they learn
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>>708345005
There's no difference between being a retard and pretending to be a retarded. They're both retards and it doesn't matter whether you know if that's a gun or not.
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https://goregrish.com/video/1066/extremely-graphic-mexican-cartel-cut-off-man-s-face-hands-behead-him

Watch with sound...
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>>708345028
I guess I will be a good sport, google the image, and spoon feed you tards this shit.

Rachel Cook
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>>708345523
yes thank you anon i remembered her name just seconds ago
god bless
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Just now realized that there's now a fucking 2mb file size limit, so I can't upload the amazing webms I have.

I'm also too lazy to reduce the file size and/or make them .gifs.
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>>708345503
>/extremely-graphic-mexican-cartel-cut-off-man-s-face-hands-behead-him
haha no thanks!
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>>708342036
go fucking hang yourself you piece of shit
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>>708345500

Trump supporter detected.
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>>708345731
Libcuck detected
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>>708345637

Fuck. The Jap is running this site into the ground...
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>>708345503
That's the absolute most brutal thing I have ever had to see. Fuck, what the fuck is wrong with these... people? LOL, no.

Living in there must be a hell on earth.
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>>708342036
You sick sick fuck. MODS. BAN THIS SICK CUNT
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>>708345637
This site is shit.
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>>708345871

Child molester.
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>>708345887

I'm glad to have been of service.
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>>708339801

When suburban whites act black
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>>708341163
If in USA 400000000000000 bullets would have been let off, killing everyone in a mile radius.... for the land of the free and home of the ignorant
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>>708343030
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>>708345952
>KFC catering truck breaks down enroute to BLM meeting.
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>>708339989

>setting the standard for food distribution
>EXCELLECE

Get fucked.
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>>708345731
Actually, you must be the Trumpfag.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=82b_1435759022&comments=1

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article103973781.html

BTFO, your ass is goatse. So show me how butthurt you are you got btfo. Either that or shut the fuck up because that's all you're going to do, bitch nigga.

It was a gun yuou retard.

>rekt
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>>708346184

Scooter Fights

>murrica
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>>708343390
Yep they act like niggers.
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>>708343030
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>>708345952
TBH, the mid-air chair catch and the table throw were pretty impressive. She has a future in the WWE
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>>708345503
Got through about 30 seconds. Those sounds he's making while they're taking the box cutter to his throat got me.

How was he still alive? He didn't have a fucking face...
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>>708346288

Liberal media bias. It was a taser.

Trump 2016!
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>>708345005
>I'm a cop
No, you're a retard.

See:
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>>708343357
the guy didnt die
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>>708346412
i mean scooters got metal base to put ur feet on
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>>708346496
except he did, three weeks after the shooting, as as a result of being shot.
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>>708343524
Especially when the piece of shit crawls out with a gun.
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>>708339801
Since the other guy assaulted him first he had the legal right to do that. Good thing it's on tape though.
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>>708346452
There he goes, he' reached the point where he has to pretend he was only pretending to be retarded. Which proves you're just that stupid.
>gets caught being stupid, acts more stupid to pretend like he's trolling

See:

>>708346288
>>708345500
>There's no difference between being a retard and pretending to be a retarded. They're both retards and it doesn't matter whether you know if that's a gun or not.
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>>708346442

I wonder if they cut his dick off as well. If my job was to horribly murder people for drugs wars, I think I'd start with the dick. Then he'd know that he'd never make love to his wife again.
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>>708346594
o k den
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>>708342036
Can someone tell me what it is? My iPhone can't download the file. Which sucks...
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>>708339801
Fucking women always get in the way during a fight. Wtf did she expect to accomplish by pulling on her man while he's kicking ass?
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>>708342036
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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>>708346772
U MAD BRO
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>>708346725

I have a doctorate, you fag.
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>>708345637
The Jap is of no help to the braking action.
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>>708346898
sure if it makes you feel better
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>>708340265
sauce
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>>708346884
in old /b/ this would have been the outcome. i miss those times.
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>>708346913
And you still manage to be a retard
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>>708340265
I remember seeing the one with the Doyouguyshavebattletoads filename
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>>708343106
PLS
NO BOOP
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>>708344468
I don't speak cyka, can anyone translate?
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>>708340265
kek well that was an unexpected turn of events.
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>>708347081
>>708347081

You just got TAZED, BITCH.
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>>708343357
That fucking cop did that like he was scratching his nose. kek
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>>708345503
Just when I thought I seen it all. And I thought I could watch any gore video. But that was pretty unsettling
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>>708346913
You have a learning disability.
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>>708346913
>I have a doctorate, you fag.

Found the nigger...

>Holds an affirmative action doctorate
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>>708347191

When plastic bags fight.
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>>708339989
Looks like that driver is
>Cara Done
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>>708343706
Oh well it was a total sausage fest anyways
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>>708347333
I'm pretty sure it's a white guy who didn't know that guy was being shot and not tazed. How about you go back to /pol/ and circlejerk with the JIDF traps there who hate women.

You're also missing the whole point of the video.
>white man pulls out a gun on cop
>white man gets shot and killed by white cops
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>>708340614
watch how he slammed his head when he got knocked out. Tell me where they teach that in acting class.
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>>708346877

his man not getting stabed
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>>708342312
Damn Japs
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>>708342036
Is that a melted nigga?
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>>708347631

As if hand guns have scopes. It makes no sense. I call for taser.
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>>708347817
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>708347817

OP here. It was a multi action bb gun.
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>>708341065
I shit my underwear
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>>708344468
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>>708347817
Again, whether you're only pretending to be retarded or just being your natural retarded self makes no difference. You got caught being a retard. You're not trolling, you're just being your natural self.
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>>708346759
Pffft, small game, kid.

Seriously, the drug cartels have an entire code about why and how to mutilate people, and the way of executing people and so on, so they can send a message to other rivals and people in general.

As for the video, usually cutting the hands is reserved for thieves or people who were messing with the business. That guy probably didn't agreed to be their local dealer or tried to steal a load of drugs.

The face flaying is reserved for traitors who shouldn't be showing their face on public.

All in all, that guy was trying to play in both teams, got caught and, well, you can see the rest on there.

Oh, yeah, castration is code for rapists, or guys who messed around with the wrong woman, like your local boss wife.

>Who would be that retarded to mess with a mexican drug cartel boss gf?!

At one hand, they use to have smoking hot girls. And at the other, hormones can turn people into really stupid beasts,
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>>708344468
Pretty sure that is Mongolian. Considering that those guys are chinks
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>>708348103

I don't even think it was the same guy...

You're fucking butthurt. The trolling police. Kek.

Settle down and come back when you're grown. Must be a small dick day...
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>>708347631
Fuck off.
He is a retard with a doctorate.
A doctorate in what?
It doesn't matter. Such a retard could only get a doctorate if he got it by affirmative action.
Therefor he is a nigger.
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>>708348213
What is that?
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>>708348324
Now he's pretending to be another person. You are typical moron on 4chan. Get's caught being a retard then pretends to be a retard. Then pretends to be another person. What a jackass. It would've been better for you just to shut the fuck up and drop. Now you just make yourself look more butthurt that you got BTFO.

This nigga thought he was getting tazed. A simple google search showed he was shot and killed.
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>>708344160
vuelve a facebook
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>>708348376

The thread police! Run for the hills!

They should ban fags like this. Angsty 16 yo faggots.
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this thread went to shit


>>708347804
this is a melted nigga btw.
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>>708348526

TAZED
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>>708348376
He's white though claiming to have phd but he also couldn't tell whether a man was being shot and not tazed. And here you are samefagging and pretending to be a different person while trying to change the subject with /pol/ b8. I can't wait to see how much more retarded you become ITT, is that even possible? Does your retardedness have limits?
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>>708345523
>Rachel Cook
Even my boner has a boner
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>>708348694
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>(You)
BTFO
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>>708345503
>2:31
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>>708348738

Lol. You're the master puzzle man! You solved /b/. Now go call everyone a retard some more. Good boy.
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>>708347247
God dammit, this is what happens when you don't rush B.
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>>708348956
I'm only calling one retard a retard.
>the fag who's samefagging with /pol/ b8
>(You)
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>>708341065
I fucking jumped so hard
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>>708340265
was that suicide or pure regret?
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>>708349054

>this thread got awesome.

Fucking /pol/ fags. Go away.
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>>708341065
Fuck. Been a long time since I've been shook but you did it
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>>708339001
did they die? Its just water
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>>708348593
Ha! Samefag feels bad now that he realizes his doctorate is not deserved.

>But he still wonders why no one will hire him

Bloody fuckek!
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>>708349266
yes because surface tension
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>>708349266
Water at high speed is about as hard as concrete.
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>>708343878
Looks like a super young (for all you edgy teens out there) Rachel Cook
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>>708349266

They were fine. Soft landing. Boat didn't hit them.
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>>708342036
SICK FUCK FUXKING KYS
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>>708349325

What are you even talking about anymore? Fucking mongoloid.
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>>708349266
Yeah, and Bullets are just balls of metal.
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>>708339001
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>>708340265
did he purposefully shoot himself?
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>>708349333
nice tripple trips trippy!
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>>708349337

Haha. Riiiiight. That's why it's drinkable.
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>>708349540
Yes. Although i don't know why...
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>>708349476
Are you still here?
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>>708349540
no, it was an accident
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>>708349611

That was his brother who betrayed him. So he tazed himself to show how much he cared.
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>>708349596
Okay, Try taking a drink from a waterfall.
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>>708349596
you ever try to drink out of a firehose?
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>>708349536
shiny and chrome
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>>708349644

Are you? You know where to go. Fucking alt right scum.
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>>708339801
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>>708349717
Go to bed.
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>>708339989
Literally drives right by the fucking low clearance sign.
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>>708349666
>Satan
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>>708343706
How are there billions of people in that part of the world?

Are women actually attracted to these guys?

Oh wait... It's all the rape.
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>>708349596
Do you really drink water at high speed?

>No dumbass... Not high on speed...
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>>708349721

I actually have before. Very crisp and fresh.
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>>708349731
Oh man, if someone would actually try that...
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>>708339057
This happened to us because we're thieves. Can't read the small print the picture is too potato. The bottom says group elite anitheives
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>>708339989
"Hey boss, I quit."

>"Be sure to bring the truck back then and turn in your keys."

"No problem."
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>>708349731

But those guys were in a boat. Not being squeezed through a hose.
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>>708349797

Kys
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>>708349950
Velocity is the key
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>>708340265
fake and gay.
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>>708343665
fucking lol
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>>708341163
Meanwhile in Scotland
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>>708349876
is that a woodpecker chick or did the adult come across another bird's nest?
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>>708345952
Anyone still have the version with runescape prayers and damage splats?
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>>708343963
thats the male cops cam... the fem cops cam is also available on ll
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>>708340932
Get what?
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>>708349795
after nap push ups at the end... kek
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>>708350030

To what? I've fallen while water skiing and it's gentle.
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>>708343100
Dat left leg
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>>708349851
You totally wouldn't drown or be crushed under the massive amount of weight.
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>>708349219
Go deepthroat a shotgun while you sit on a meat cleaver you fucking Hamlord. Your words mean nothing to us, newfag.
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>>708350159
The key to opening the door of your never ending faggotry.
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>>708344109
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>>708343240
no they can't
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>>708348738
Retardation.

Retardedness isn't a word. You'd know that if you weren't a retard.
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>>708349667
metal
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>>708350045

See? This is the problem with this site. All just retards pretending to be smart, but then they get caught being retards, so they pretend it was alllll a fucking joke and same fag all over the place.

I AM FUCKING RAGING OUT! THIS IS MY WEBSITE AND MY FUCKING ELECTRONS! I'LL FUCKING STAB ALL OF YOU YOU GODDAMN PIECES OF SHIT RETARDS.

I'M IN A RETARD SINGULARITY!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaghgfgxg
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>>708350244

Exactly.
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>>708349667
when you hit dat blunt, and it hits back.
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>>708350249

Fuck off, roodypoo
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>>708339801
He won't be a cunt to anyone again. At least he'll only be talking shit out one side of his mouth!
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>>708339175
Talk about catching hands
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>>708350159
Yeah, and you were going what, 30 mp/h? MAYBE 40?

To get a boat that large to flip that hard, you have to go to insane speeds.

Look at it this way. If you fire at proper angles, you can actually ricochet bullets off of water, due to it's high density and surface tension. Now, image flying out of a boat, going 150 mp/h, and hitting the water at a near flat angle. you will lose skin, you will lose flesh, and sometimes even limbs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyfZIb2bTIs
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>>708350159
When you fell, did your pussy fill with water?
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>>708349795
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>>708350535
No.
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>>708350455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
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>>708350710

So what, you're a fucking expert on fluid dynamics? All I know is that I've never personally been hurt by "flying" water. And I doubt those guys were either.
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>>708349266
>>708349596
>>708350159

look guy if you have a problem with why shit works the way it does, take it up with fucking isaac newton
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>>708349907
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>>708350055
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>>708350874

Yeah. Like rain doesn't cause any problems and it's coming from way up.
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>>708350490
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>>708350710
B8d
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I slipped in the shower once and it hurt though.
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>>708350769
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>>708345637
If there is one useful thing I have learned from 4chan, it is that I do not ever want to drive a fucking moped, especially in a city.
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>>708350874
>All I know is that I've never personally been hurt by "flying" water
your brain damage from the 'flying water' is obviouse
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Itt: 98% newfags
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>>708350972
because rain drops don't have much mass to them. if it were a giant fucking pool of water coming crashing down on you at once, it would obliterate you, in the same sense storm surge wave or tsunami obliterates people.
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>>708341065
>the snek waited...
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>>708351151

Story / full vid? Sounds like there was great justice done that day. Maybe. One can hope.
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>>708350929
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I thought the entire point of boating was because water cushions your landing.
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>>708351228
this is racist! take this down right now!

just because a young black man pulled a gun out and pointed it, does not mean he was going to commit any kind of crime!
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>>708351151
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>>708351405

ABSOLUTELY DINDU
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>>708350972
Because individual rain droplets have almost no mass.

It's like likening to rocks. if you get hit with a pebble that's half a millimeter in diameter at 100 mp/h, it's not going to do much, because it has little mass. But if you're getting hit by a boulder that's one meter in diameter, then you have a serious problem.
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>>708351103
this is brilliant. why is this not a national sporting event?
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>>708351405
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>>708351461

But we're talking about water, not rocks.
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