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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Claimed
Claiming Nonon! Going to Nani ALL the Sore!
goodnight
カラミチーマス
>>708333018
Well, nothing too big. Super sleepy tho.
How about you?
>>708333311
Because im only truly happy when im doing muliple tasks. Like watching a movie and being on /waifu/. But people think im not paying attention to anything but my phone....because they cannot multitask
>>708332786
A rudevoir appears
>>708332935
Hey Ran~
Neither can I. Just 4 days away
>>708333018
Hey Nonon! Don't worry, I'm not that lewd... for the most part
>>708333109
What's up? Other than the ceiling
>>708333298
Hey!
>>708333415
RIP ;-;
>>708333402
OWO, What is this?!
>>708333609
Goodnight!
>tfw to intelligent to avatarfag
>>708333742
IMPROVE YOU'RE MEME
>Best fox claimu
>>708333721
>4 days
I didn't realize it was so soon
>>708333738
You finish that Gard dressed as Aggron?
Still here
>>708333642
Just listening to music, messing around on the night, no that tired which is unusual.
>>708333721
Haha alright, excited for the new season?
>>708333742
>tfw too dumb to not reply
>>708333856
Not fully finished, but I started.
>>708333856
what's your favorite episode of naruto? i like the one where he fights sauske, it's really neat.
>>708331774
>Juvia
Doing fine and I don't wanna sleep. You?
>>708331794
>>708332098
>digi-sword and Luluco
>
>
Luluco: Oh! Lol
Yeah I am
>>708331832
>tali
No
>>708331961
>plushie
People would think I was 16. Lmao 24 is old
I won't blame you. I'd get bored too if thread gets that slow
I'm an S.U.V. guy. What can I say?
>>708331963
>kitty-bunny
I'll sleep on you again
>>708333999
DING DING DING DING
WINRAR
WINRAR
WINRAR
>>708333721
Oh my, who's the qt with the scythe and hoodie?
>>708333999
>>708334017
Kyoot
>>708334080
The Pain arc was neat
>Yes I watched all of Naruto and about 90% of shippuden
>>708333999
U always do have the best numbers <3
I think ur magic
>>708334087
By far
>>708334087
So that's a yes?
>>708334446
Only the cutest waifus get trips
>>708333721
A Wewby.
>>708334087
Well, you've got the personality of a 24 year old, and the height of a 12 year old. It's difficult to tell. :^)
Not just the threads. Discord, Telegram, Steam, Skype, everywhere just kinda dies.
At least put an LS1 in it.
>>708334446
Hey Lulu how are you this night?
>>708334362
well it's no fun if your not going to fite me
you win THIS round fluffy.....
Fuck Skyrim
>>708333832
>tfw to intelligent to post memes
>>708334087
>I'll sleep on you again.
Eh? You want to sleep on top of me? That's lewd, you know.
>>708334685
I won when you waifu'd the daughter of Sandpire
>>708334362
Thaaanks!
>>708334562
Hey I have one of those too :3
> rollerino
>>708334582
Who dis c:
>>708334614
P good hbu cuter? Got any third regalia for me?
Claimed. Also work sucks, so I'm not gonna be as responsive as before ;~;
>>708332576
Being in captivity must suck
>>708334940
This one is on the house! Well more like on a hard drive...
>>708334838
soooo are you making tea or what? because this green shit i'm drinking isn't doing it for me
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>708334087
I'm doing pretty good. Up to anything interesting?
>>708333983
It seems that we live in completely different time zones which is sad.
Also going to sleep,
good night~
>>708333856
Yup, time went by so quickly! October 22nd is so close now!
>>708333983
Damn right I am! I've been waiting for this for so long!
>>708334216
Oh my, who's the qt with the scythe and the smug?
>>708334582
A qt~
>>708334087
Well then shit, idk pointless conversation ?
>>708333738
See
>>708333655
>>708334940
Do you got one with the SQUAD????
>>708335259
Good night
>>708335259
Night.
>>708335300
Nice dubs, and yep last season really struck my heart..
>>708335115
Dear anon,
Thanks I appreciate
3rd Regalia best regalia. This Nani is a life saver ;)
>lulu
>>708335139
Ummm no, Vampires don't drink tea, they drink blood
and so does Adam Sandler
So you need blood squared
>>708335300
Can't wait, Adult Ruby is a massive QT
>>708335649
Oh I got sumthin for yo ass rest assured
Goodnight fellas.
>>708336156
Night sleep well cya later
> trigger-chan
>>708335866
hmm you might have a point there
>>708334749
hello galil!
goodnight galil!
>>708336065
Oh gurl, don't leave me hanging!
>>708334940
Not a qt, that's who.
>>708335300
Am not.
>>708336387
Goodnight Mavis
Post dick first though
>>708334087
>24
>old
Jesus man. Making me feel old.
>>708334749
Didn't even see the foxer
>>708336461
Oh. Noes. D:
>
>>708334446
Fuck yeah
>>708334562
Yup
>>708334582
I do? Wew
>height of a 12 year old
AGAIN WITH THE HEIGHT JOKE. FUCK YOU
You need some euro bros from thread
English pls
>>708334825
I acutally want to sleep by your side so we can cuddle
>>708335202
Being bored. Other than that, nothing
>>708335300
Who's the qt with the scythe and red?
>>708335375
Best French fries are Wendy's
>>708336156
Night tali :(
>>708336855
I already know how old you are haha
>>708335716
It did to all of us I think. Last episodes ripped my heart... But hey, it's all okay, we got a new season coming and it's all gonna be alright, right? ...right?
>>708335866
Damn right she is. I'm really hyped for some more fanart of her too! But I kinda liked her old outfit a bit more
>>708336512
A total cutie~
Good Evening Everyone! I have been lurking for a couple hours and have decided to make claim. So here we go!
Tomoko-chan Best girl Claimed!.
How are we doing tonight?
>>708337074
Hell yeah.
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
>>708337084
I sure hope so! Have you tried Grimm Eclipse out yet?
>>708337406
Night!
>>708336387
Yeah i do
now post your dick
>>708337084
I'm really excited for Yang's comeback too
>>708334017
That's so cool! I can't wait to see how the absol one looks.
>>708334080
The Sasuke vs Itachi fight. Sasuke's story should of ended there and just go back to the leaf.
>>708335375
Who is your character?
>>708336826
Oh my this is foine
>>708336512
Oh you stop it lil cuter-chan
>>708337074
>
>>708337084
Dis a cute
>>708337406
Night :3
Hope u liked my festive crew
>>708337351
Very good now that ur here :3
>Luluco
>>708337406
Yee boi Goodnight digi-sword!
>>708337074
Oh come now Smugs, don't have such a short fuse. It was just a small joke.
I really do. My schedule matches up with a few of them pretty well, but I'm too socially awkward to really click with many people.
Swap the engine with a Corvette engine, also know as the LS series.
>>708337084
I am not! You have no proof!
>>708337573
See above!
>>708336156
Wew goodnight
>>708337074
Have you tired lewding?
>
Gomenasai, my name is Chen-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Oldfag (A person who is using 4chan for a long time for you newfags). I draw Dicks and More Dicks on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior cancerous games. (Roblox, Minecraft, FNAF)
I train with my cousin`s dick every day, this superior dick can cut clean through my anus because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other dick on earth. I earned my shitposter license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak 1337 fluently, both 9gag and the reddit dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about 4chan history and their anonymous code, which I follow 100%
When I get my 4chan pass, I am moving to my mothers basement to attend a prestigious 4chan skool to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an mod for the /b/ board or a janitor!
I own several Guy Fawkes masks, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to my mothers basement, so I can fit in easier. I bow to our mods and janitors and speak 1337 as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck as 4chans admin!
It is that time of the night where you don't know anybody, yet you still claim.
>>708337468
A friend let me try it and imo it was quite bad... it's nice to be able to play as the characters you like and all that, but the gameplay is pretty lame
Also overpriced, a shame really
>>708337074
Who's the qt with the scythe and the purple?
>>708337473
I really hope they make her come back in a cool way. Give her a new arm or something. That'd be really nice!
>>708337573
Dis also a cute~
>>708337983
I have a lot of proof, but I don't want to expose you
>>708337074
I still feel old when people in thread reveal their age.
On a side note, heres a song thats stuck un my head.
https://youtu.be/qIAFYKJZ03Y
Erica Claimed
>>708337074
Oh, so that's what you meant. But why me?
>>708338430
She doesn't need a new arm to be a badaas, in fact she'd be more badass if she only had one arm
>>708338430
I like it, but I think it has a long way to go. It's game with potential if they treat it the right way.. A perfect example of how NOT to treat the game was making JNPR paid dlc >:(
>Be chen
>Living with mommy and asshole stepdada
>Usually keep to myself down in the basement with my animes, and vidya while they screw around upstairs
>That fucking chimp thinks I cant hear him bang my mom in this house of paperthin walls
>One day hes doing laundry
>Motherfucker thinks he can put his undies in the same basket as mine and wash them together
>ThisFuckingNigger.jpg
>Tell him that's a big nono and tell mommy on him
>She has to listen to me, I've earned many GBP last week for calling a truce and not chucking my doodo in the Tyrones aquarium
>That fucking junglebunny had the audacity to tell me to grow up and stop making my moms life a living hell and move out and get a job
>A job
>A FUCKING JOB
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>run to my batcave and take out my glorious 3rd Reich armband
>Eat this subby
>Parade around the house screaming Sieg Heil and Heil Hitler
>Notice my neighbours watching
>My middle schools bff dad, I heard he moved out and married a fitnessjock in SF
>Anyway
>Tyrone chimps out
>OOO OOO AAA AAA
>Comes at me full speed
>OHSHIT.gif
>Start spinning my arms in a forward direction
>Actually sock him in big fat apenose
>"MUTHAFUCKA WHITEBOI" "That's it Martha! I'm out!"
>Notice moms in the corridor crying like a little bitch and smoking ciggs
>Tyrone runs upstairs and starts packing his suitcase
>Run to mom and put my face a few inches from hers
>"Start vaping bitch"
>Run to Tyrones aquarium and lays the big poopie that was laying in my underino all this time
>That'll teach that slave
>Tyrone comes downstairs and goes out the front door
>Mom runs after him
>Tyrone pls dont! He's just a boy!
>"HE'S 32, FFS MARTHA!"
>kek, like age has anything to do with that
>Moms still screaming behind him and he stops, he looks like he's coming around
>NotOnMyWatchCoon.jpg
>run out and stand between him an momy
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"NO! FUCK THIS
>Steals neighbours car and drives off
>Mommy realizes I'm the only man for her
>Mommy good boy chen wins again
I'm back niggers
>>708337895
Hey Lulu
>>708337496
Hello person-who's-name-I-don't-remember-but-I-know-she's-the-Magma-Admin
>>708337084
Lewdby <3
>>708337074
Smugger
>>708338910
Hello
>>708338430
You have nooooooooo proof!
>>708338431
You are old.
>>708338470
Hatmann.
>>708338910
Firmly rocks mag in place
>
>up at 3:AM because hard core gamer
>playing tf2
>looking at pony spray when suddenly I get killed by demonigger
>rage and nearly shit myself
>tummy rumbles
>rub my fap lotion on my belly and slide to the kitchen
>look in freezer for hot pockets
>none left
>tip toe to mommys room
>she tried to lock her door but I pick it with my handy screwdriver that I keep in my cloth diaper
>silently open door, get on the floor and do a tactical lizard crawl to her bedside
>m-mummy I shake her
>"yes, sweetie"
>your good boy needs more hot pockies
>"no anon I have-"
>squeezes her boob and punch her in the nose
>she doesn't say anything, she gets up and leaves to Walmart
>go back to computer and fap on e621 to furry hentai
>she comes back leaves the hot pockets on the counter and goes back to bed
>I grab the box
>fucking ham and cheese
>thought I told that bitch pepporoni
>go to her room again
>door locked yet again
>this infuriates me
>with all my force I break open the door
>THE DOOR! THE DOOR! YOU TRIED TO LOCK IT, YOU TRIED TO POISEN ME WITH THE WRONG HOT POCKETS!!!!
>nail her in the eye with frozen hot pocket box
>same routine, made her go back to Walmart to buy the right hot pockets
>mfw she brought back two boxes
>mfw she even brought back Baja blast from Taco Bell just to be sure I was sated
>>708338620
I do wonder how they'd make that work though. Her whole fighting style was about using both arms
>>708338662
I mean, I'd like it wasn't for the fact that it' a finished game. Like NoMan'sSky, it's a game that should've stayed in an beta-tester status or something, but it didn't...
It's just a bit repetitive in my opinion, but fun when you first try it out!
>>708338910
Who's this qt? Hey Galil!
btw, do you have discord?
>>708339194
I have all the proof but I don't wanna expose you so muuuuuch~!
>>708339194
Hello. Nice belly.
>>708339403
Y-you think I'm cute? :3
>>708339194
Hey senpai <3
>>708339403
Yeah I see what you mean, It was defiantly not ready for a full release, I grew up playing runescape so grinds don't bother me that much . So how are you today?
>>708337573
Super cute!
>>708337983
SHUT UP YOU FUCKER. MY TEMPER ISN'T THAT SHORT EITHER
You're doing fine with us though!
Oh. Thank lol. How about them neon lights:^)
>>708338246
No lewding
>>708338430
Who's the qt who's show's title is pronounced as her name?
>>708338431
You're not the oldest so there's that haha
Idk why but I love this song. Especially at 1:09
https://youtu.be/BcmajA2tWMQ
>>708338470
Ok?
>>708338599
Because I love you
>>708338910
Desert fox
>>708339403
She punches twice as hard, twice as fast with one hand
She'll put both Saitama and Jotaro to shame
>>708339574
Nice art style
Too bad there isn't any toast in it
>>708339078
I didn't see you there, hello
>>708339316
That's pretty lewd famalam
>>708339403
No, I don't have one.
>>708339351
>Pepperoni
Shit tier
>>708339575
Hi Felix
>>708339694
S
H
O
R
T
>>708339828
Barbecue is better
>can't sleep so back here now
>>708339694
Ok?
>>708339828
How you been?
>>708338910
Welcome backback, how are you?
>>708339694
Don't be like that, you know you secretly like it
>
>>708338910
Its Courtney. Hello person-who's-name-I-don't-remember-but-I-know-she's-one-who-caught-the-artistic-gardevoir-maybe
>>708339828
Hey Galil-chan
>>708339684
Dope loop
>>708339694
Well thanks :3
Do u sometimes miss mugen
>>708339734
Nice foxer
How long have you been posting for bb?
>>708339828
You gunna apprehend me?
> can't catch me no u caunt touch meh
>>708339403
Do it, you won't! You ain't got nothin!
>>708339439
Thank ya, how are ya?
>>708339575
Oh hey there Kitten~ Did things go well?
>>708339694
I dunno, Smugs. I've asked you to keep your cool, but I guess that was too tall of an order for you.
Yes, but it took MONTHS for me to really fit in here.
If you're going for under glow, make it tasteful. Just throwing it on there will make you a Ricing faggot.
>>708340335
I don't know, i didn't make a not or anything when i started
>>708333468
>>708340584
I been ok. How about you?
>>708339694
But you don't want to be shipped with anyone! How can this be accomplished?
>>708339574
Of course I do!
>>708339684
>I never played Runescape
Even if I knew about it, it never caught my attention. Damn.
I'm fine, I'm sleepy, but I'll stay a bit more. What about you?
>>708339734
WEW. Maybe, I don't know, it'd definitely be cool to see her changing as a character because of it, but we'll see!
>>708339828
Make one so we can talk more~ I miss you
>>708339694
...you know I can't reply to that, rude
>>708340584
I-I... got files on top of files to swing at you!
>>708339893
Barbeque a shit as well
>>708339922
I've been alright I guess.
What about you?
>>708339958
>backback
Kek, I'm OK right now.
>>708340075
Heloo Courtney, that wasn't me, I'm Galil.
>>708340228
How're you doing Felix?
>>708340335
>
>>708340842
I been ok. Just dealing with the stuff after the storm sucked.
>>708340584
I guess. The storm is still happening, so it'll be fun waiting in the rain for the bus tomorrow morning
>>708340842
Eh, having some chest pains right now
>>708339828
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. YOU'RE A FUCKING GUN WHO REQUIRES SOMEONE TO SHOOT AND CLEAN YOU
>>708339922
Ok?
>>708339958
No i dont. Stop it!
>>708340335
Not really since I have him I discord
>>708340584
I WILL FUCKING SLICE YOU TO PIECES
You've been here longer than I have. Wew
What would look good on a black suv? Cause I wanna say just white to give it that,pazazz
>ricer
Let's not go there
>>708340759
Says who? I wanted to be with eureka but eureka left the thread. Been weeks since then. If anything, I'm a single ship ;)
>I really love the Laura blushes
>>708340787
I win
>>708340787
I hope they don't go the generic robot arm makes everything better route
>>708341169
geez you need to chill out day-walker. you need jesus
>>708340842
Well that's great, what are you up to?
>>708341169
Yes you do smugs, don't lie
>
>>708341169
here, have another pic :)
>>708341169
So what are you up to Ms.Smug?
>>708340842
Oh sorry about that then. Nice to meet you again, Galil
>>708340787
Not tired, should sleep, haha almost the opposite as you.
>>708340335
Why thank you, I attached an image as a gift for your complement :3
>>708340678
Really tired due to work. E he's asking my friend for a Hatmann picture with a lot of hats. They lost it some time ago. This saddens me.
>>708340787
I'm calling your bluff, Wewby! You have nothin on me!
>>708341132
Well you still have my blessings Kitten, go get her!
>>708341169
You? Slice me? What're you gunna do, slice at my knee caps?
I...wha? No I haven't. In this specific community, you were before I.
White could be pretty alright, actually.
What, Smugs? Don't like the rice?
>>708338403
Loner.
(You)
>>708341712
Trying to senpai
I can't sleep right now because my choices right now are either die of heat stroke or freeze to death
Two days in a row, oh boy
>>708341843
you could always fucking kill yourself.
>>708341120
Storm?Where are you at?
>>708341132
That sucks, any idea why?
>>708341169
I guess I'll go somewhere else then...
>>708341442
Watching movies and laying with my cat mostly
>>708341477
Dick pic?
>>708341670
So, why does she have horns?
>>708341712
Go to bed then. And I dont have that many hat pics.
Think imma knock out early guys I was miserable today thanks for the (yous) night cutes ;)
>>708341354
You need sunlight. Youre a little pale
>>708341442
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>>708341477
I like this one
>>708341507
Being bored. You?
>>708341712
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Really? I stayed in thread abour late February early March
I played gta v. Lol
Unless you're asian
>>708342023
Good
>>708333468
Mongoloid checking the fuck in
Claimed
>>708341863
Two days of what?
>>708342023
Nope
>>708340787
Forgot to reply to you, I'm downloading Discord so I can make one, it'll take a bit though.
>Galil
>>708341169
This is, uh, unexpected...
>
>>708342134
Waking up in a few hours and not being able to get back to sleep
>>708342023
The Hurricane.
>>708342102
Just chatting with a few people. Want to join?
>>708342281
meh, want to hear a story?
>>708342023
That sounds fun, what movie are you watching?
>>708342102
Stop what?
>
>>708342363
You'll probably say it anyway, I might as well say yes
>>708342281
You should probably take some sleeping pills
>>708341843
One leg out, the rest in. That's the secret, Kitten.
>>708342046
Can't yet. Still another hour and 15 before I can go home.
>>708342088
Night Ruru.
>>708342102
I guess you really can't handle a little humor.
Yea, when I came in you were well established. I only came in around 5 months ago or so.
Figures.
>>708342562
>>708342504
i went to walmart today after work. i tried to be about 16 dollars worth of shit, but i forgot my debit card at home. the end.
>>708342023
It could just the way to separate herself from the grunts. The other theory could be for groudon, but I dont see how that would work
>>708342672
Oh. Hope you last the rest of the day.
>>708342088
Goodnight
>>708342102
So mean
>>708342136
I don't know then, try stretching some I guess
>>708342305
Ah, that sucks.The aftermath there isn't too bad is it?
>>708342467
Cop Out
>>708341169
This wasn't a competition, you didn't win~
>>708341315
I feel that it's what's going to happen... It's the easier solution after all. But I'm hoping for something better than that
>>708341678
I'll exchange my sleepiness for your need to sleep. Is that good?
>>708341712
I have all the proof, and I have posted it before, and you know it!
>>708342204
~<3
>>708342562
here, have a picture of my cat.
>>708342672
That doesn't work for me though
>>708342740
A tale of suspense and tragedy
>Going to sleep now
>>708343003
Yang will be the One Armed Bandit
>>708341769
Thank you, mysterious kind anon.
>Loner.
Safe circle asleep, really nothing to do.
>>708342945
Lot of flooding. Tree fell on friends house helped with that. Also had to fix a few generators. Lots of fun......
>>708342862
I shall try, thank ya.
>>708343003
That shitty shoop? Gunna have to fabricate evidence a bit better than that m8!
>>708343186
How?! It's universally accepted!
>>708343375
but Ruri, don't we know each other? </3
>>708343565
I guess I'm one of the unlucky people then
>>708343375
>Nothing to do.
There's plenty to do, you just choose to ignore it.
>>708342263
<3
>
>>708342305
I'm fine. I'mma watch a stream
>>708342467
STOP YOUR LEWDING
>>708342672
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You came around june/may?
What asian wouldn't?
>>708342945
Yup
>>708343003
Oh and aw
>>708342263
>>708343900
Wrong pic! Fuck!!
>>708343900
Ok. Let me know if you change your mind.
dubs or better and i stay up longer.
>>708342945
Never seen it. Any good?
>>708343900
No
>
>>708343781
You are quite the unlucky Kitten.
>>708343900
Surely your getting at least a tiny laugh out of these.
That sounds about right, ya.
An Americanboo.
>>708343995
You're still missing a new picture...
>So, I found out from Miho that you have a discord profile.
>>708343223
I sure hope so, or something of the likes
>goodnight~
>>708343565
it wasn't a shop, it was the truth! And you know it!
>>708343900
I'm sorry smuggie
>>708344202
So lewd
>>708344064
Reroll
>>708344228
I know i am and it sucks
>>708343819
D-Devin?
>you just choose to ignore it
Well, mostly, but it's normal to feel overcome when there's barely two familiar faces.
If you can count Shinoa, that's it.
>>708343590
Of course we do, don't say that.
I'm just selfish, worry not beautiful.
>>708344703
Reroll
>>708344054
I will and cute pic
>>708344202
BAD
DAMMIT JUVIA
>>708344228
NO I'M NOT
I'm sure you've posted early
Nah fam
>>708344450
New picture?
I do
>>708344524
;_;
>shinoa
>>708344713
No, I'm not hand faggot.
>>708344713
Least picture went to an cutie. Why you still awake my man?
>Alice
>>708343003
Username is GalilABest
>>708343442
That sounds amazing and fun
>>708343900
Why are short people always mean?
>>708344202
Yeah its funny.
>Galil
One of you turbo faggots make a new thread
>>708345512
Boxxy#6184
you need to gimme those 4 numbers, but since I'm going to sleep, add me
>>708344819
<3 always in my heart scythe sister
>Rubu
>>708344524
It was a shoop, I'd never say something positive about myself like that!
>>708344711
I'll just have to make you lucky then!
>>708344819
Hehehe, fine I'll stop for tonight.
I have not. I posted in a community long ago, but it was more a distant precursor to these and fairly unrelated in the context.
