I'm bored, ask me to say/sing anything.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19aue2ETHqy
C-can you say...
Kill yourself fucking nigger ! :3
Can you sing a Johnny cash song ?
Sing the song Urine Speaks Louder than Words by Wingnut Dishwashers Union.
>>708333436
Can you say...
Give me a foot massage and suck each individual toe!
can you say the navy seal coppypasta
"Mister... please turn it off? Please! I don't wanna come anymore! NO, PLEASE DON'T GO!"
>>708333681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ldcknj6YW4
>>708333803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j6YB6CFrjZ
>>708333824
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with this.
>>708333872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tN7O27I0Km
>>708334814
Look it up you worthless piece of attention whore
>>708334814
T-thanks anom... :3
>>708335248
anon* am i fucking retarded
>>708334814
Cum inside me onii-chan
>>708334553
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XTeoMjfGHW
>>708334595
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rMncB3vxMb
(forced orgasms, oh baby <3)
>>708335248
yee
>>708335643
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1okcUBnb9YG
>>708335140
Darlin', the thing is that it generally takes me a while to learn melodies, certainly too long for this thread to stay alive. I'm very gomen.
>>708336051
YES! YESYESYES... more?
Dinner is my favorite. Both Emma and me have to sit on these things called Sybians while we eat, and Mom and Dad control them. Emma's so bad at it cuz she can't do ANYTHING while she's coming. It's so funny when we have to TIE her to the chair so she can't get up.
Make America great again, kill the niggers and spics!
>>708336640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NrEkQVXPAh
>>708337073
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17OXZ6A5upz
>>708337206
taste my butthole onichan
"Oh no! Daddy, you're making a mess again! I thought you said you were tired? I'm gonna have to put you back in the milker if you're gonna keep making extra come..."
"cyka blyat rush B!"
>>708337206
hnng! thank you based op... more?
(scared) No please, don't put me in the box! I'll be good, just please don't put me back in there!
Eat Shit and Fall Off You're Horse Asshole!
I have a 9 inch dick
"Sweet dreams anon, I love you"
Say
EA sports it´s in the game
Sing this if you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7kN-I
"Goodnight"
Daddy, Emma's getting cranky and she doesn't want the toy anymore. I think she needs your *special* pacifier.
My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin at the zoo,
We washed our hands in niggers blood and all the mongrals too,
We're bringing down the zog machine jew by jew by jew,
The white man marches on
>>708337947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15j5qgtScMR
>>708337988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYvhC9wFmc
>>708338043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wsNeRQuqq
>>708338123
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IyAP1468Xg
>>708338143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rybaXG0qQk
>>708338226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GYOqY5sz4K
>>708338499
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T5gt2tVtMf
>>708338513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YsrRYah9ho
>>708338668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ijwmG1ST2C
>>708333436
As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.
Your waifu is shit.SHIT!
Can you moan something sweet for me? My name's lance. (please no pokemon dragon tamer bs)
Uh, you *don't* want me to take off my shoes mister... eww, what are you doing?
>>708339135
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ubGdWVU37d
>>708339623
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xb90uiGReI
>>708339847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09hdu5ENGJ7
>>708340092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mQej9ZW5al
>>708340229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VIYu5aKAi2
>>708339873
YES!YES!YES!YES!
Tyvm
Okay daddy, 'member not to come! I'm not gonna use my feet this time but... I've got your *favorite* toy! Aw, you'll hurt yourself pulling like that... It's OK daddy, just dump your come out into the toy. That's it... that's it...
HERE COME DAT BOI!!!
Daddy please no more no stop nO NYAHHHHHH!! *post-orgasm meow*
>>708339873
Love you OP <3
Emma's been in the box for hours. She really needed the training. I hope Daddy leaves her in all night 'cuz I wanna sneak downstairs and turn it up all the way.
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth then smacks lips again*
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon martini and michael brownie*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE WUZ
*dindu nuffins internally*
FINNA WE WUZ
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE WUZ
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE WUZ
*throws up gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basket ball hoop*
WE WUZ
*muh dik*
SOM FINNA
*participates in drive by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to "islam"*
U SAYIN WE WUZ
*sells crack*
KANGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
*evolves from primate*
>>708340328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D9ZxUDCM5m
>>708340404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JI0wMw8Rgd
>>708340672
no prob jobro
>>708340731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j9bEdIwuKP
>>708340496
Perfectly sung.
Wanna go get some tasty subs bro?
I love cheesecakes aaaand so should you cause cream puffs no fit in my mouth
>>708341361
>>708340731
Losing my shit, awesome read!
I dunno if you've read this one before:
They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come.
>>708334814
you not johnny cash
you suck
You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys *don't* come that fast.
And I told him to eww what are you doing but he kept touching his icky, big.. huge..mmmm cock
>>708333436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHf2BBYY1do
Hi OP you sound so kawaii! can you please say
"I want to bounce on a throbbing white cock like i was on a trampoline"
>>708341057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xoDf6zo7vc
>>708341200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pxtpAmdPNt
>>708341275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10K3B8C9Jyh
>>708341326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTPWf1G9fs
>>708341804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f9yMbDVUK0
>>708341848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AykmGc950y
>>708342055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BERnQ8WXNV
Also if anyone is interested follow the pic to join me and some other fags to talk about whatever or something.
>>708342486
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pxtpAmdPNt
you have a good cat girl voice so ya know
Sell your skype Op
A level 100 Shuckle can potentially deal the most damage in one single attack through the use of numerous stat boosters; by using Helping Hand by two different Pokémon in a Triple battle, holding a Metronome, Power Trick, a Skill Swap to Pure Power or Huge Power, 6 Attack boosts, and a Mimiced Me First used on a slower Pokemon using the Defense Curl/Rollout combo. Also, Shuckle’s partner must have the ability Flower Gift and the weather must be sunny. On the 15th turn of using Rollout consecutively without any misses, if used against a level 1 Ledyba, Yanma or Combee with minimum Defense stats, that have been hit with negative Defense modifiers (such as Screech), it can deal 481,266,036 damage with a critical hit.
Please say: I love you soooo much kayley, I love it when you slurp all of the cummies up
>>708342181
Well if I was Johnny Cash, I'd be dead, so~
>>708342203
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yr34Tbba0e
>>708342335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m091oc2b5v
>>708342416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W4hSVhNqPM
>>708342424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BiOHc3Bvn1
>>708342681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yx3KdF4cEx
>>708342841
>>708342486
Dad has this remote to my brain or something, cause when you leave he goes on his phone and I just fall down and I cant move. Why don't you believe me?! He rubs his dick on my lips and and plays with me until I'm fucking coming for him! I hate it!
>>708342486
invitation expired :(
>>708343113
Actually please do this one but say my cummies not the cummies
It's time for that thing~ good luck! Love you <3
Moan some primo fap material for me, bb. Names Harland.
Show face OP!
Please. I'm like diamonds.
"Patrick, aren't you ashamed of having a tiny cock? Do you realize that every single one of my past lovers have had cocks way bigger than yours? How does it feel (when you are fucking me) to know that all the other cocks I've had have gone in much deeper in than you, that they have stretched me wider, and that they have touched me in places you will never be able to reach"
What do we call you op? also:
"Is that it? Oh my god, daddy's is way bigger..."
is anyone on Discord with OP?
cause i really wanna join but shit ain't working :/
>>708343703
Do this. Does your face match your voice?
Diego guzzles rocks, pass it on.
fuck
>>708342486
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xoDf6zo7vc
Fuck, I can't stop laughing.
Also, I like this voice better you should use it more often.
>>708343083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GBZeLoyvQK
>>708343113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEhs1PaGZM
>>708343408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1baqOlWgn7W
>>708343196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gZwoZ3A8Hd
>>708343349
lol oops, here
>>708343427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPpPWTMRbb
>>708343663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d6AuwcVulB
I’m just gonna play on my phone ok? I don’t care - do whatever you need to, just hurry up and cum so you can stop bothering me. ... God, what is *wrong* with you?
"You are so good at the sex [insert name]. You blow my mind like the wind blows a big white sailboat, I sure do love sailboats"
Fuck you Danny!!!
do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGUB88dBwlY
"Cheers love! the cavalry's here"
![dannykick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F7iaVzn.jpg "dannykick[1].jpg")
>>708343703
>>708344244
-insert le lenny face here-
>>708343832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MywYDf02Jf
>>708343845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s047aL5ndrM6
>>708344417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lcVMlfPqq3
>>708344638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1OiKHgvrO
>>708344719
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NStu9P0Uyk
>>708344908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ArSiFZdyUW
>>708344960
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1okjqXMMSzW
>>708345223
do what
>>708345911
>>708345911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FOoCTrrlDb
>>708345966
all of goku's dialogues
please say
"Ken you are such a fucking faggot like holy shit man. You are the worst god damn orianna player I have ever seen."
Could you moan and gimme a fake orgasmo (like a real human woman). Name is Brandon
Please, for the love of God, STOP WORSHIPING THIS ANIMATED CRAP! It's terrible... Bad theme songs, annoying voices, porn, this stuff is UNBEARABLE to watch! And the fans are even worse, let us have our own opinions... One time I told my BEST FRIEND that I didn't like anime and he told me to kill myself! That is one of MANY reasons anime is destroying America, KEEP THAT BULL CRAP IN JAPAN!
Yay! All of Mommy's friends are here! Are we gonna play again?
Hm, interesting piece of rape-meat here. Good cumdump from the looks of it as well. I wonder what this slut can do..
"Oh Jim, fuck me. Please cum in me. I need you to cum inside me. *moans* Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum!" *orgasm noises*
Thank you op.
>>708333436
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_izt7vlJKM0
bump
"I told you not to get cum in my fucking hair. I have to teach in like ten minutes. No, I can't stay...what do you mean you're already hard again? Well, maybe just a few more minutes..."
can you just moan sexually for a while? (definitely not turned on a bit by your voice)
Can you say "Greg you need to be more JDM *car noises*"
>>708347368
op, anon wants you to moan the word "sexually" for a while
>>708347531
don't ruin this for us.
Say:
"I am the one that don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street. Onii chan, cum harder than last time with your tiny yet hard benis while I play tennis on the streets of Paris, you wee aboo cunt"
Also, when's the next time you'll be on the 4chan?
Holy shit OP, you got a youtube? You could make a living off this
>>708346306
lmao there's no way I can possibly do that, my memory is shit to begin with my dude
>>708346330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wi8iZkOLfk
>>708346427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K3OWYthjcz
>>708346591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ImkfLhpHGr
>>708346639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWrB0Cs2vy
>>708346779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SL04Mye6yd
>>708347531
seconded
My friend Ashley is thirsty af, give her something to fap to for her birthday. Thanks OP <3
>>708333436
Say, "Women are just plain better than men."
Previous one was so fucking hot, can I get one more?
"Patrick, you came in me even though I told you not to. Get down there and clean it up. You know you like it anyways."
nyanners go to sleep you pleb
>>708333436
Say "Welcome to osu!"
Say
"Please mister, cum in my ass!
I was a good girl for you and did everything you told me to do... so please give me your cum mister!
sing this please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckNjflnVWpE
>>708346693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZRZla1pfRi
>>708347292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pt1f1v9ZHp
2real
>>708347362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RsoU1CY1o5
>>708347368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DXIQG5BtN1
>>708347524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hLWEwaTJ99
>>708347531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07WAZjcfzmu
>>708347594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K83HuGiuZR
>>708347685
I haven't done much on my youtube channel, though I plan on posting song covers and like, I dunno, hentai lines and shit or something.
vape in my pussy and call me your meme slut
>>708348355
Firstly, your cover of Errybody in the club gettin' tipsy is my ringtone
Secondly, please say, "fuck me vinnie the vagrant, I know I'm OP's sister, but fuck me"
Please say "No fuckers is the best YouTuber"
>>708348355
Jim here, you're excellent. First time I've posted in one of these threads, so...thanks?
>>708348545
wait is this really Nyanners?
>>708347786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VlCKKnIqnw
>>708347794
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M1S9l3LkaE
>>708347944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cwiKJeV2ai
>>708348065
sorry anon I'm too busy fucking fucking 60 niggers
>>708348195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xX54nyqBKJ
>>708348272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098FF8WTDf0
>>708348325
I'm not familiar with this, sorry.
>>708348355
>>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07WAZjcfzmu
fuckin got em!
>>708333436
Sing the ginyu force theme
Please say "ello blazer snowfuckers ere"
>>708348784
>>708348545
yeah.. she's a 4channer 4 sure
Tomas the tank a engine
>>708333436
“There isn’t anyone to help you. Only me. Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill!"
For a moment or two the forest and all the other dimly appreciated places echoed with the parody of laughter.
“You knew, didn’t you? I’m part of you? Close, close, close! I’m the reason why it’s no go? Why things are what they are?”
The laughter shivered again.
“Come now, get back to the others and
we’ll forget the whole thing.”
pls based loli-vocaroo chan
say "I was born to be a dumb whore for you sir"
totally not my kink or anything obv
When any piece (except a Miner) strikes a Bomb (Bang!) that piece is lost and is removed from the board. The Bomb does not move into the empty square, but remains in its original position at all times. When a Miner strikes a Bomb, the Bomb is lost and the Miner moves in to the unoccupied square.
ENKIDU!!!! TELL ME YOU FUCKING HATE ME AND WANT TO WATCH THE LIFE FADE FROM MY EYES AS YOU SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR FLAT LOLI CHEST
>>708333436
Make a cover of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
Can we just cut the bullshit and have you jill off into the microphone for however long you last?
please say this:
"Sir Kubs is such a faggot. He doesn't even meme the right way, and thinks his memes are the best. His memes suck, and he can't stand the fact of not being able to use memecromancy"
>>708349423
relevant to my interests as well
>>708348421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03v1s53KQ4B
>>708348545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tx2t41Sj9T
>>708348575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BP8IMSKQ1K
>>708348748
no prob mane
>>708348784
lmao no you silly cunt
>>708348853
I only barely know a few weeb songs and that's not one of them, sorry friendo, pretty hype tho.
>>708348877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RWR0nmIwOX
>>708348975
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16BerZC8HFB
>>708349036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kO1CYs4lxj
Could you say "welcome to osu" again, but follow more along the original melody and format of the official intro? I'm not the same guy, but I think it would be great to have it as part of a skin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI4uwVYsmqg
>>708349515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B8PAtUp-H0
wanted you to say "ello blazer snowfuckers ere" more like in the beginning of this video
>>708349331
Wait a minute, you don't sound like enkidu.... e_e
>>708349515
thank you very much, http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kO1CYs4lxj is from the book lord of the flies
Can you say
Oh yeah MR.KRABS
"Felix holy shit you are the worst host ever Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Thanks
Can you make some lewd noises and say my name "Zack".
I..it's for research only of course
"Sonny is a fucking cunt"
'
OP I have a very important request. I need this more than you think it serious but here it is:
"My turn! I activate the spell card: Dimension Xyz!
If my life is below 1000 and there are three of the same card in my hand or graveyard, I can perform an XZ summon using them as XZ materials!
I overlay the three vanishing Rainias in my graveyard!"
Then with the most edgy voice you can say:
"Obscured falcon. From adversity, raise your sharpened claws!
Spread your wings of rebellion! XZ SHOKEN! Come forth, rank 4, Raid-Raptors - Rise Falcon!"
I have more, but could you say that first while I type up the rest?
>>708349235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k6LdCN6C7P
>>708349287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ri0abnTj7B
>>708349331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UcUg2Pockq
>>708349414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18AHGDUScWv
>>708349423
I fapped earlier and would probably take a while since I'm posting here instead of looking at porn tbh.
>>708349519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K7gc6Spq5H
this thread is the worst thing that has ever happened......
After reading everything, it feels bad to remind myself that anon will always be alone
night after night anon will remember as he sits on the edge of the bed, no one will be by his side to whisper him goodnight..
the only dreams i have is a reality that i wish to live in, as i hold the hand of the one girl who's smile will embrace with me. I will not see her smile, ever within my life
Do this please, for the loli wars:
"That M.G. mount is gonna give us a hell of an ass fucking if we dont tickle its big long barrel with our thick swexy futa bullets!"
OP, if I may ask for your assistance for this text?
Greetings, everyone. I am new. My name is molly withers, but you can call me prezicatx. (I’m laughing aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself. I am 14 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.) It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic manners of behavior such as we possess. She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.” Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please comment freely. prezicatx! That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare thee well. I wish you much love and waffles. Yours, prezicatx!
>>708350174
I love how you cracked at the watermelon and chicken part. Good job tbh, thanks :D
>>708350174
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k6LdCN6C7P
look at us, both totally not having that kink, we are so totally normal!
also you should say "You can think for me now sir, I am just your pretty fuck toy"
it's for a friend or something.
>>708350174
>on /b/
>not literally in a constant state of touching yourself with no cooldown.
Alright anon from >>708350085 here; Here is the rest:
"This monster can attack all Special summoned monsters on the field."
Then really casually say:
"I activate Rise Falcon's effect. By using one overlay unit, it gains attack equal to the total attack of all of my opponent's special summoned monsters."
Then with urgency and as ferocious as you can, say:
"Battle phase! Raid-Raptors Rise Falcon! Rend and tear all our enemies!
BRAVE CLAW REVOLUTION!"
Thank you if you do fulfill my request. I am making a video and I need your support.
Hey, Harland here. Tbh im all about begging for a cumshot. Like, fuck. Hit me up with that shit.
>>708348813
Somehow I just knew >:3
>>708349670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ckrOgHAVwQ
>>708349738
Ah ok, is that a book you suggest?
>>708349878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JQdbLdWuZ5
>>708349953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dh4l9XBp50
>>708350082
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02harWk9DY2
>>708350085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ioI08wXdpv
I'd be doing my duke nukem voice if it wasn't for a full house and crippling anxiety of being heard.
>tfw radio voice and social anxiety
>>708350695
Also OP, say in your best Duke Nukem voice "It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum, and I'm all outta ass"
>>708350558
Just general cock begging and begging for a facial. Also, loli voice my nig.
>>708350682
Something I can come to? My name Is Alex.
>>708350682
xyz are pretty fucking stupid if you ask me, but I absolutely love this edgy shit in the new anime and have a massive hard-on for the guy who does it. Thank you for making my request. I'm gonna make the edgiest shit I possibly can with this.
"All around me are aryan races,
superior races,
no black face-e-e-es"
>>708350682
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JQdbLdWuZ5
T..thanks
>>708350695
>house full of crippling anxiety
"Please daddy! Cum in my little whore mouth! I need it daddy... you made me Into such a slutty cumwhore. Please daddy!
>inb4 total fucking degenerate
yo its yo boy tyRONEE here, wassup my niggas?? dis hoe shaniqua just fuckin blew my 3 inch dick, she kinda looked like my mom ya feel smh im so woke
It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator and she hates it so much. You can play with the control if you want… turn that one up and she’ll lose her mind in there.
Moan and say as lewd as possible "Oh Gummy, please cum inside my pussy! Ah.. Ah..."
research i swear
>>708350233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DYESXIi39Q
>>708350381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rauOrCGP47
>>708350390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ULzP9c9Dx
>>708350403
:3c
>>708350442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QHuXENnPie
>>708350477
>on /b/
>being a degenerate that actually faps to futa and pony porn
I mean, I'm a degenerate, but a picky one.
>>708350520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11reoLkRj3M
If you want audio that doesn't have terrible quality for your video and wanna coach me through it, hit me up on discord and I can throw something together in audacity for ya.
>>708350558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDofeHFlEc
Please, im fucking diamonds, I need this.
cum historia
mutat valde Razgriz
revelat ipsum
primum daemon scelestus est
cum potentia
caenum daemon fundet
mortem in terram
deinde moritur
It may seem like a joke but this isnt.
"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"
gimme some of that authentic shame xx
>>708333436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
>>708351511
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11reoLkRj3M
I'm pretty unfamiliar with discord, but I'd love to do this. If you give me info I'd love to set up discord and do this. I wanted to see if I can get all of /b/ to voice act for these videos.
Does op have kik? Or skype?
>>708351648
>filthy daemon sprinkles
wot
hey op , is the discord chat still open or am i to dumb to figure out how to join. (never joined discord before tbh)
"Oh god, kaige. Please fuck my ass until i cant walk!"
>>708350695
You can't just be a tease like that, that's just cruel, and not in the fun way.
>>708350806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GpKVROzTuv
>>708350886
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XC2b6BqmM9
>>708350937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zy2W3mTLIz
>>708351215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02odpwe85Ci
>>708351348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a8NgPbGUiI
>>708351374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Po6wZwz4bZ
I hope you get a good grade.
>>708351511
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oDofeHFlEc
Yeah my friend has weird taste in porn I mean who would like that amazingly kinky shit.
soooo one more might get me off and I think you know what to say. But to give you some direction you should talk about becoming nothing more than a mindless cock socket for me...or something like that I guess..
>>708352001
Not the exact translation, but you got demon right.
*moans, worried* Oh no, not again! *moans* I am NOT coming for you! *moans, grunt* FUCK! *orgasm* ...Stop watching!
"Oh papabless Im gonna CUMMMMMM~~~! AHHHHH" then finish off with a "thanks for the cummies daddy"
I want you to moan about how all your holes are only for me (Harland again. Boner is insatiable tbh)
>>708352197
technically daemon isn't demon though. A daemon is more of a spirit of nature, a neutral force with the power of 'god'.
>>708352461
Yea but same kinda principal, you get what I mean though right? Close but not even close.
Alright OP I've got a real humdinger for you here;
Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a chevrolet movie theatre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik for the rhythm and pronounciations needed.
>>708352124
"mmmm please don't stop! *miscellaneous moans* p..please come inside me zack"
>Everyday we drift further from God's light
For real though please hook me up OP you are my fetish
you sound like shoe0nhead
"Harder Goku please make my tight little pussy quiver" *moans* "oh god its ripping me apart"
I wasnt sure what name to put, but i figured everyone loves goku.
>>708352586
I'm not great with latin but I have the interest in learning, and yeah I get it. Gotta love that dirty demon jizz
>>708352736
I second this
>>708352833
Still not close but, i guess you can go with that
Please dad? Do I have to tell mom about how you made me play the "bouncy game" when I was little? ... That's more like it ;)
"You were the chosen one! It was said that you'd destroy the sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!"
... "You were my brother anikin-san, I loved you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g
In the most Japanese wibu voice you can muster.
>>708333436
Op, tell me that Brennus should have been Warmaster.
>>708352658
Now baby I'm The Ripper your baby daddy's worst nightmare
Catch me by the Claire I'll be right there
Niggas copy everything we say
Louis frames, eyes lower than my GPA
Ridin' and Swervin', kush I'm blowin
Doors wide, my trunk bump like Eddie Road
I don't cake hoes I never tip tha stripper
I'm rich bitch, but you can call me cheap tha ripper
Shell toes? Yes
P.R.P.S There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest
polo fresh, I am z' man
I be slam dunkin' tanqueray shots with LeBron
I told niggas to keep it Carmello OK?
Rode past Dave's told them hello and hey
Me and Cash on somethin' old on 23's hoe
Back windows say MAMA MEL BICHO
Skateboarders grind, I grind too
Thats why you can catch me in DC shoes
I quit the team, but believe im ballin'
Want a verse? Put up a stack or quit callin'
30's on my Chevrolet call me supa dupa
Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta
Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa
Ya'll still ridin 20's? ya'll some oompa loompas
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
my 4 15's woke up the neighbors
Interior crocodile alligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
Jesus anon ily, OP sing it.
>>708351648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qqludgr7lW
>>708351668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yWX8Elfiq5
>>708351722
Memory is bad, would have to see it typed out.
>>708351804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kexw6kwseu
>>708351953
>>708352049
in the pic of Jimmy Neutron's mom pointing a gun at you.
>>708352096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16pMsmqWGer
>>708352901
i've been thinking about this and i'm seriously considering the fact that it is in fact her
>>708353110
Kaige. Like cage
*lewd noises* ah...tyrone...fuck me harder with your ten inch black dick....uhhhh ty-ty rONE!!
>>708353110
Its a form of latin, but you did a pretty good job, only, its not (cume) its more like come or cum in pronunciation
Loli voice:
Don't you *dare* take your cock out of me until you've drained every last drop of come. There you go, mister.
>>708333436
OP do you actually like watamote or did you just use a random pic you saved from the 4chins
Please say "You think that's scary? I'll show you scary!" Followed by a maniacal laugh.
>>708352124
You want specifics? Tell me you want to taste the salty flavor of my cum as it spreads across your tongue so you can swallow it up into your tummy. Then moan cum a couple times at the end. That would really do it for me.
>>708353698
She's clearly the irl Tomoko
Fart on mic
>>708352139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ObABJZPjtu
>>708352338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BnZXBzNRLS
>>708352358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NHu7o3jOh9
>>708352441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sumAqqMqzC
>>708352658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uAn90nXWbd
>>708352712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eMNihpl8Pw
>>708352736
>tfw I will never be Shoe0nHead
>>708352765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s129hLlvuDru
I'm calling it a night, I'll be in the discord server if anyone else wants to talk shit or get hit. Night <3
>>708353783
Can OP confirm? If it's true you should say all the voice lines tomoko asked that one voice actor to do for her at the signing
Moaning / orgasm sounds? My name is Drew. :)
>>708333436
I wouldn't even consider myself xenofobic, not against poland, japanese, whatever, but I hate all americans with all my might.
I fucking hate americans. They are as bad as mexicans, maybe even worse. I hate them with the fury of 1000 suns, those hamburger eating fuckers. They are the cancer killing the modern world. Not only are they straight ugly and fat, they are stupid. They may run tech centers and shit, but they're so stupid it's rage enticing. Every time I see an american woman I want to throw up all over the fucking place. On top of this, they smell terrible. Every time an american turns to talk to me, the mixture of their BO and breathe makes me want to shoot myself to get rid of the pain. It's like they never bathe. I could take my hairy ass and rub shit all over it, not only would it be smarter and prettier than an american, it would smell many times better. Their food is disgusting too. I could mix sewage in with vomit and make better cuisine.
Their country is shit too. It's over crowded and smelly as a pair of old dudes balls. They're the cancer killing this world, they're like mexicans except they aren't as good at sports and they aren't quite as violent. Just as ugly, stupid fat and smelly.
Hey, I'm thinking of doing an animation. Would you do this script for me? <3
[Not-loli, serious, scared/timid]
"Every day, they stuff my mind into this... doll. They parade me around like a circus freak, and the men who fund the project come by to 'inspect' my progress.
The transfer makes me vulnerable in a way I'd never thought possible. This body responds to every touch with rapture. They fuck me and humiliate me, they treat me like a toy. My brain can't shut out all the pleasure, and everything goes white.
By the time they put me back in my body, I'm too weak to fight. The lights go out, and I'm already thinking about tomorrow."
>>708353867
>I'm calling it a night, I'll be in the discord server if anyone else wants to talk shit or get hit. Night <3
>>708353867
which discord server?
I wonder how many replies a thread like this would get if it was just some guy
>>708333436
do your best kumatora impression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMGtIcn024k
>>708354106
>>708344577
in pic
All around me are Aryan faces,
Superior races, no black face-e-e-es
Bright and early burning jewish disgraces
Singing prayers, christian prayer-er-ers
Their ashes filling up the ovens,
no depression, no depression
Hold my hand up, I wanna praise the Fureur
No more zion, nor more zio-o-o-on
>>708338043
>>708339873
This is... madness.
>>708353867
TFW you get selected, but the link doesnt work :,(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s129hLlvuDru
ITT
ugly talks and nerds get hard
