I have a date with an korean qtpie tomorrow. Give me advice anons
>>708330717
>>708331061
Anon!
Ask her if she's Chinese or Japanese. Korean girls think that's really funny.
>>708331145
>>708330463
Realize that you will never experience the joy that is having horo as your traveling companion and then an hero out of abject despair.
>>708331238
This.
>>708330463
I've dated a Korean girl, total bitch.
>>708331238
Nah, we already had that discussion.
>>708331238
Oh, and ask her if her family eats dog. She'll be begging for the D.
ask if shes a cute ladyboy
>>708331322
this tbqh
>>708331286
>>708331322
Fuck.
>>708331402
I hope not. This is a first date so I guess we'll see. The girl is gorgeous so it might be worth it.
>>708331419
Will do anon.
>>708331495
She wears some tight pants anon. If she is she has a really small dick.
>>708331671
Alright, stereotypes aside, I knew this girl in college named Kim. She had these freckles... Anyway, before Kim I wasn't sure about Korean girls, but she was the sweetest little thing. Of course, she turned out to be a cheating whore, but what the hell. College is kinda like that.
>>708331671
>If she is she has a really small dick.
score
>>708331561
The pretty ones are more of a bitch. They try not to show it at first but it comes out
>>708331810
Sorry to hear that anon. Do you regret it?
>>708330463
I've laid pipe in Korea.
Does she smoke?
Then she wants to smoke your D.
Has she lived abroad?
Then she wants your D in her bod.
Does she have tattoos?
Then she wants a tattoo of your D on her ankle.
Otherwise, it will be slow going. Read the signs, be a man but don't overstep boundries.
>>708331949
This is true. She also admits to being attracted to jerks. We'll see how it goes. I'm not emotionally attached at this point so I have nothing to lose.
>>708332025
She smokes weed but not cigarettes. Dunno about abroad. No tats
>>708332233
Fuck wrong picture
>>708332233
Wait, are you in Korea?
>>708332342
Nope. Iowa.
-lewd warning-
>>708332416
Is she Korean, or Korean-American. Completely changes everything.
>>708332445
Holy shit, a pic I don't have. Thanks anon!
>>708332466
Korean-German. Weird huh?
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>>708332997
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>>708331322
fuck this is my post but it just hit me again
I thought I was over these feels
>>708333598
>>708333598
Just enjoy the comfy horo thread anon.
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>>708334578
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>>708334924
>>708334853
>filename
what fucking normie ass site did you download that shit from nigger
>>708335116
Google images like a year ago my nigga
i like this thread. i think im gonna rewatch this tonight. its been awhile
>>708335268
read the LNs too. They're really good.
>>708335500
And they extend way past the point where the anime ended
>>708335268
Have fun anon. Don't let the season 3 pain get you.
>>708335500
>>708335598
I agree with these anons. If you have a few days, read them
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>>708336144
>>708333766
>>That happy ending
I can't wait for the last novel to be translated.
>>708336561
There are unofficial translations that are very good my friend. Go get'em
>>708336756
>>708330463
Just tell her, "내고추는큼니다."
>>708336878
Pay as much as you dance?
>>708330463
So I am currently talking to this 8/10 half korean chick. Too much trouble IMO, she knows she is high end real estate. She knows lots of dudes are all over the qt asian chick that is slightly edgy and is into vidya and animu and shit
>>708336878
> my dicks big
>>708330463
the moral of this thread is that Horo is unequivocally more important than your impure korean 3DPD anon
Tell her you leave a fan running overnight in your room because you find the sound calming.
>>708337156
This chick legitimately doesn't seem that way. I'm hoping for the best.
>>708337226
I know. I made the mistake of starting my OP with something more interesting than my topic.
>>708330463
W8 OP, what state are you from and what state is she from, where did you meet her? Is she 100% korean or half?
>>708337276
I was looking more for advice to make things go well.
>>708337226
This pretty much
>>708337566
We're both from Iowa. Met her at work. We both started around the same time. She's Korean-German
>>708337733
>>708330463
OP, I am not even kidding the chick I am talking to, she is Korean-German, she is here in Minnesota for flight attendant training. These similarities are spooky. fam whats her first name
>>708337733
oh thank god I was getting really fucking paranoid for a sec
>>708337790
>>708337864
Starts with an H.
>>708337916
Ha. Post moar horo
>>708337961
Aight, I was just tripping, mine starts with an R, best of luck. I'm pretty sure I fucked up my chances with mine tho.
>>708338114
Don't brood man. Try again or keep looking
>>708337576
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death
>>708338223
Agreed anon, easier said than done tho
>>708338224
Huh. Never heard of that.
>>708338541
>>708338636
All the best threads are horo threads
>>708336756
>>Unofficial translations
You have any way to point me in the right direction? Google's not bringing up anything definitive.
>>708339061
Give me a sec anon. If I don't post a link email me at [email protected] and I will get them to you.
>>708339504
Cheers for the effort, friend, but I found a torrent with the books. My google-fu was initially weak.
>>708339657
https://archive.org/details/OokamiToKoushinryouCompleteNovel17Volumes
These are the translations I recommend. The Drunken Wolf Translations team did a good job.
For Spice and Wolf fans, Maoyū Maō Yūsha is an anime you'll really like. It originated from stories made on 2ch and has the same voice actor for the female lead as horo
>>708340449
I tried it and didn't like it very much. Mao is too much of a slut and the MC is way too clueless. The economy and farming stuff was kind of interesting, but I went into it trying to fill the fucking void in my heart that S&W left and it certainly didn't deliver on that.
>>708340774
Yeah it's pretty generic, but I thought it was fun to watch
did no one besides ppl from /k/ buy these books?
>>708331238
She's both.
>>708341440
I've never seen that book.
https://chat.whatsapp.com/10emJUgeBtAF9oHH7Pv6dg
>>708341499
they have all 17 ln volumes in them
I love all of you for the ammount of Holo in this thread.
>>708341600
Damn I want it.
>>708341600
Fuck, all the numbered editions on ebay are hundreds of dollars
>>708342501
mine is only #1545
>>708342770
Somebody's selling #200 for 300
>>708343058
i did see posts of ppl saying they were buying multiple copies if he bought 2 and 1 was a lower # might as well sell the higher 1 for twice the price like spending nothing at all
>>708343473
Seems smart. I can't believe I didn't hear about this
Don't leave her alone with your cat
>>708343644
there are still non# copies for staring price of 150 outthere
>>708330463
what kind?
the league of legends kind or the star craft kind
>>708343774
Yeah but it's not the same.
>got a date with a qt
>constantly posting meme weeb shit
Photo of her or literally no one believes you.
>>708343978
thats fair
