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Stoner/druggie thread.

What are you on? What's it feel like?

Share stories and shit. These threads are always fun so I want to make one, even though I don't really do anything but drink. So:


DRINKERS WELCOME!
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What drug causes the most euphoria, heroin?
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>>708321612
I like to take antihistamines. They're just allergy pills but they make me feel drunk but a better sort of drunk. The use of your body parts is impossible. I'm about to pop some now. I recommend to start off on about 100 mg's and progressively move higher. It's not that I don't have access to other more powerful drugs it's just that this is my drug of choice. I used to avidly use pot but I've grown bored with it.
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>>708322471
Have taken a shit ton of benadryl at once, felt like shit, heard voices, and it looked like my flesh was rotting, 4/10 might try again
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Been hooked on huffing air duster for like 2 months now. The high is short but better than weed or DXM. Cheap too
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>>708322093
I'd say molly or some psychedelic.
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Yo what's up druggies of b?
Currently smoking Ice and weed with some buddies.
Feels great like a fuzzy euphoric high, your still up from the ice buy the weed levels it out and makes it more comfortable and takes away the anxiety and/ or paranoia
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>>708322093
IMO heroin and I've tried everything I low of other than ketamine & pcp
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Ever got so geeked it actually felt like you were lagging like you would in a video game but in real life? I barely made it down the hallway.
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>>708322093
Heroin, or MDMA.
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>>708324381
I wanna try H. What's it like?
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>>708321612
GUYS I NEED HELP
Greentext incoming
>be me
>never done the kush before
>friends all stoners but I am a poorfag
>best friend wants me high
>go to private place with friends
>he rolls the blunt and everyone takes several hits
>almost threw up
>god my fucking throat
>they are all feeling it but i feel nothing
>a bowl was pulled out
>my lungs hate me but still nothing
>week passes
>This time we use a bong
>dont throw up but my lungs scream as though burning
>when several bong hits dont work we hotbox a car with a bowl
>still nothing

What the fuck is wrong with me /b/? Is this normal? We are trying a GB next and if that doesn't work we are on to edibles. Am I doing it wrong despite hacking my lungs out and holding it in until i feel like puking? Is his weed just garbage even though it got everyone else high?
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>>708324714
It's amazing. Imagine being covered in a warm blanket of heaven and dozing off in pure euphoria.
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>>708323356
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>>708324824
Look up reverse tolerance
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Currently on pain killers weed, and had a couple beers. Rarely take pain killers cuz seen too many friends get addicted and become H junkies, but broke my fingers so what the hell.
Dod a bunch of coke and molly this weekend, but usually only do blow a couple times a year. It was hella fun though. Best euphoria though i would say combining molly, acid, weed, and maybe a bump of K. Not the most physically euphoric, but with the added mental euphoria probably the most enjoyable drug experience.
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Last Saturday I had about half a bottle of vodka and smoked maybe half a gram of weed and I was watching ASMR and I got euphoria waves across my brain it was amazing.
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>>708324824
I've met people that are so stupid I guess they don't realize they're high. Like you can fucking tell they're baked but they're like "nah I don't feel it"

Also met plenty of people who just blatantly lie and say they aren't high to look cooler I guess.

Also met people so fat they don't get high unless they smoke for like an hour straight.

So you're either Stupid, fat or lieing.
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>>708324322
Yeh but not of weed, an 8oz of Robitussin or some 6x climax got me feeling like I'm in a video game or in a dream cx that their goes hard
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>>708324322
Hell ya, also glad to see other people say geeked
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>>708324824
Don't rush.
If you start coughing pass it on, and don't take it back until you're done coughing.
Rinse and repeat.
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>>708325474
I hate people like that
"No way dude I'm not feeling it"
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>>708324824
I had a friend who couldnt get high on weed. Not sure why, other drugs still affected him. Could just be you dont have many THC receptors.
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>>708324824
Dont worry, this is normal for everyone. It took me about 3-5 smoke sessions just to feel high for the first time, But After that hump, it feels awesome getting high for the first time.
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>>708325474
>>708325474
I weigh 230 and am 6 foot tall. I felt a little dizzy but I asked and was told thats not really what being high felt like? Maybe it is? Also I am a pretty lame person in general having never even smoked until then anyways kinda shows that. I want to be baked enough to not move. I dont know what I would gain by lying.
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Red vein kratom and liek 1 beer

Feels warm and tingly. I might start getting itchy soon
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>>708324824
inhale
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>>708323356
you're gonna fuck your shit up that stuff is no good
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>>708325474
I once was with someone who smoked his first joint and we were with 4 people 3 of them experienced smokers. He was toking it like a madman but said he didn't feel anything while we were stoned af.

The second time (few days later) he did feel it and you could clearly notice the difference in the way he acted and how his eyes looked etc.

So weird.
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Been drinking wine and beer tonight, just wondering on what day I'll finally get to work on some legit acid I've got waiting on me (as a first timer down that road).
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>>708324824 The same thing happened to a friend of mine but like the sixth time he smoked he got really fucking high
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>>708321612
Just boned on some of this. Yes sir

https://www.leafly.com/indica/locomotion
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>>708325858
First time smoking it was so heavy I thought for sure there was "something else" added to it but it was just pure, strong WA state weed. I think a lot of people just puff instead of inhaling deep.
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>>708326051
>>708325858
>>708325713
Ok so hopefully after we do the GB I feel it full on. In that case i'll post results after it happens.
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just drinking brewskis rn since im out of money for bud until wednesday. feelsbadman
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Currently on a Skywalker hybrid.

I de-carbed it, extracted oil via cyclical slow-cooker, and used it to break brownies.

Works pretty well.
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Codeine

Feels warm and comfy
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>>708323356
Better than a4th plateau dxm high?
And what does it look like?
Been kinda broke lately so sometimes huff gas.-. not a very strong high tho
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>>708321612
Me and my friend Emily got hardcore baked last night, and I walked like a full mile to get home stoned out of my mind.
Ate a whole pizza when I got home.
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>>708325858
>>708326249
Not normal at all, even dirt Mexican cartel weed will get you stoned. The problem is you need to INHALE, get that shit as deep as possible in your lungs and hold it there for at least 5 seconds. One hi rip will have you faded
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>>708323919
Been hearing of Ice lately, what is it? All I've ever done is Weed and Coke when I go trucking.
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Anyone else have a vape?
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>>708321612
Doing some dabs as per usual, and watching Archer. Hope that brick weed ain't yours. Looks like shit.
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>>708326568
noted. Will try to keep it in for atleast 5 seconds as deep as possible.
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I tried acid like three times but only the last one did the job, hella crazy it was like the color was jumping out of the thing i was looking at the moment if i was seeing something made of several shapes it was like they switched places also best fucking euphoria ever. Would trt again
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>>708326601
trying to invest in a good at home vape. had a few portables but they all eventually broke
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>>708326601
I gotta rig but I gotta heat it up with a torch it's not really an atomizer like that is? Err
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>>708326477
After that I started feeling some sort of energy pulling towards her from the whole way across town, a fucking real trip.
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>>70832482
Well /b/ro that shit happens, hell I smoked great stuff my first 2 times and... absolutely freaking nothing even though my friends were blazed off their ass. I enjoyed it because high people are so fun to hang out with, but I figured eh whatever it was free anyway. Then one day years later I was hanging with a friend and was like I've never gotten high when I smoked and he was like well I'll fix that right now and that night we smoked a gram or 2 of some fire og I think it was and boy was I high. It was great, I listened to music and it was indescribable, I saw tracers a bit, it was amazing! I wish I could live that again and again. There's been times I've had edibles and nothing, and times when I was so blazed I couldn't barely speak a sentence to this girl I was just meeting (long story short I hit that a few months later). I've smoked since then and times where absolutely nothing at all as well from a nug I previously thought was laced when I smoked off it. You're perfectly normal, don't worry just keep trying.
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>>708326591
Hey kid,
Ice = crystal meth
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>>708326568
I didn't feel that last few times, but puked a bit. Maybe its not the right drug for me.

>>708326762
Can't wait to have that feeling soon enough, even if it is coming up on fucking winter and trips in nature are gonna be shorter overall.
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>>708327013
That's cause Emily is a planet and has her own gravity field
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>>708324824
moke some fab bruhh, guarantee you'll feel something
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>>708327092
Oh.
I'm autistic, why don't people just call it meth?
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>>708324824
Some people need to smoke a few times to "activate" the THC receptors in their bodies

I got baked for the first time the 4th time I smoked and I know a buddy of mine smoked like 6 or 7 times before he felt anything
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>>708327048
I meant v
>>708324824
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I love cocaine.
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>>708323919
nigger i know who this is
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Pretty good. I usually just smoke like a gram or two of weed a day, but today I tried coke and xanny for the first time.
Did two lines earlier and now I'm on 4mg Xan after smoking a few bowls and a jay. Feeling good right now.
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>>708326249
If your lungs kill from hitting a joint or bong o would hoghly recommend not doing a gravity bong, by far the harshest way to smoke
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1mg of ativan (prescribed to take 3 daily)

and about 1mg of diclazepam because of tolerance and how my ativan doesn't really work aymore
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>>708326601
I have a Arizer V-Tower but if I had the money I would've gone for the Volcano. Been enjoying my Arizer for about 1,5 years now though. Replacement parts are quite expensive but I do get more out of my weed and it is healthier for my lungs.
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>>708324824
Pick a topic and just start talking about it. Keep smoking and talking. Gotta get out of your head and not worried about if you're high or not.
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>>708328045
Thats the advice I was given that day. We had a lot of deep talks but i was still not feeling it.
>>708327828
Maybe it will kill my lungs but I am willing to try.
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>>708327662
First time doing coke and doing xanax and then taking 4mg xanax on that same day? You are going to die young my friend with your reckless behaviour.
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>>708324381
>>708324714

MDMA is fucking awesome. H, as per the stories, will leave you chasing that ultimate high, once you've hat that first hit. Avoid.
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Lemme share my first time smoking, /b/ros.
>be me
>age 15, sophmore at HS.
>in geometry, weird edgy kid sits next to me, known him since 6th grade. Let's call him Dylan.
>Dylan asks me if I want to smoke some weed.
>I thought be was joking, so i say "yeah sure Dylan. Sounds good."
>invites me over one time, he grabs a bag, and we head to a public park.
>cringing a little bit, since idk how weed will fuck me up and i only knew about weed from reading medical records.
>we get to the spot, and he asks me if i want the greens.
>being a pussy, i say naw.
>after he takes a few hits, i take my first
>Suddenly my mouth is drier than Arizona and I feel about 20° colder. Teeth start chattering between coughs.
>i chug a whole gallon jug of water and watch Dylan get high.
>watch Filthy Frank
>go home.
It was terrible looking back. I only smoke occasionally now, but that time sucked.
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speed. jittery. good fun.
haven't slept in three days.
dude at a flat party had shitloads and was just giving it away.
only got here because I gave a dude a ciggy
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>>708327659
Who tf is this?
Depending on who you are you may or may not have me greatly mistaken,,
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>>708324824
You aren't able to inhale it properly, do edibles but dont overdo it. The danger of edibles is that once down there is no going back and it lasts a good 5-6 hours. half a gram of average weed should be plenty per person
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I did 2 tabs of some strong acid, lost myself in time. 1 minute felt like 3 hours, the night felt like a month. Took me that to regather myself and collect my thoughts, and process it all.

I'm an avid weed smoker, and that was like oxygen on my trip. All the leaves and pathways were glowing in a weird hue and I couldn't see further than 10 feet during the peak. I was geometric shapes morphing, started closed eye but became open eye as well. Rolled around for ages on the ground.

Have tried mdma a few times and felt really focused and alpha, good experiences, and Coke twice. Both times Coke hasn't done much for me, doesn't feel like it had any effect. Just felt like shit emotionally the best day.

Dxm was okay but I did the wrong stuff that had a laxative active ingredient so it couldn't be abused. Spent the whole time on the toilet having conversations with my inner conscience
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>>708328441
Lolwut?
I did the coke and smoked some weed a few hours ago, went to class for some time, came back smoked and chilled and then did the xanax a little while ago.
I feel gr8 tho, I even worked out after class.
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once i got so stoned that i was sure i saw a Frog King dancing to me
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>>708329293
Have also tried edibles once, took 4 hours to kick in, but when it did I was stoned for a whole day and night. most stoned I've ever been easily
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>>708329293
What would you call strong acid, 230+? How long until it kicked in, do you remember?
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>>708326007
kek
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just heroin tonight.

like every night.

fuck.
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>>708324322
I got like that the first time I got high

I'm >>708327489 and like I said I had smoked 3 times before without feeling a thing but the 4th time it hit me like a fucking truck

Life itself started to lag, and the colors around me were being magnified to 5 times their strength

I got really thirsty and a bit nervous about smoking weed in the open in my pretty rough neighborhood where the cops always cruise, so we went to my place and watched Ed Edd n Eddie on CN with some vanilla coke and pork rinds

8/10 evening
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>>708328799

>15
>Filthy frank

Please, PLEASE mods for fucks sake we have a non trolling real underage ban here. Ban this fool already!
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>>708322093
>>708322093
Meth is a good one, release a fuckin of dopamine, more than sex. Just get Kush for the comedown
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>>708329339
Xanax is no joke and nothing to be played with. 4mg for your first time is very irresponsible.
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Just smoked a blunt of Fire OG. Anybody tried this strain before? I've tried twice and really liked it both times.
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Took MDMA for the fith time about 9 hours ago. Was on a birthday party of 2 great friends and i think it was the best trip of MDMA i've had by now. Also think solely from it's effect it is my favorite drug.
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it reminds me i have to end my greenhouse
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>>708330451
>tfw you live in a small town in a country nobody gives a fuck about so there are never any good strains available
Fucking shit bush weed
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>>708330712
Btw i took 122mg with a weight of 75kg
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>>708328799
Have to agree, it's ban time.
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>>708330794
Rough. I'm from the Dallas/Fort Worth area and I found a range of quality but settled on a great dealer who always had pretty dank stuff and always knew the strain. I recently moved to Huntsville though and the weed here isn't nearly as good. I've found some straight GARBAGE weed here haha
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Currently sober right now, fresh out of weed.
however i would like to share me and a friend of mines plan for starting a legal grow OP in colorado

Background on us
>I'm currently in my second year of college to get a general Agriculture Degree
>Friend, is in third year getting a Crop Production and Bussiness degree
>we both plan on trying to find a two year program for cannibas cultivation
>currently have 13,000 saved up between us, were using this to move to Colorado and get settles
>I'm going to try and find a job teaching Agriculture to have a steady income, while he will be doing most of the work at home as well as looking for a part-time job if needed
>He has grown before, and has several contacts in the legal industry in colorado
>hoping to use his contacts to get seeds and other materials cheap, as well as networking.

any of you guys have any plans like this?
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>>708331104
My advice would be to set up a business plan and wait for a different state to flip so you can get the jump on it.
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>>708331104
It's difficult in my country. Too many conservators
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Weed resin and nicotine-free herbal cigarettes.
Fml.
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>>708331630
we plan on doing that but we want to set up a small operation as soon as possible, a small greenhouse or something. We have both agreed well also try and find work until were fully established. He is checking out Nevada as well
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>>708330712
I got a heatstroke from an MDMA overdose. It ruined my life. Be careful.
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>>708332256
nice
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first shrooms trip i was with a couple buddies (all 15 at the time) at my school park around 11 pm. They were too scared to take them until we got home so i ate a couple to see if it'd work. Nothing happened so we walked back to my place. We decided to lay down on the trampoline and they kept calling my dealer a scammer. It finally kicked in and holy shit stars are amazing on shrooms. i just layed there talking about how they kept vibrating and pulsing. they didnt believe me so they ate some and soon we were all seeing the stars come to life. When went inside it started to go bad, i was stilling having a great time but my one buddy, terry, started freaking out. he kept saying he felt bugs crawling all over him. My other buddy, tony, started to get scared cause he burnt himself with a lighter and the pain wouldn't go away. Tony started to cry and ask us to make it stop, i was just laughing my ass off. Terry decided to watcha movie but couldnt handle the bugs so he took a shower. when he came out he was fine and said he was just having a bad trip. Tony kept being a bitch until we decided to go to sleep and to this day refuses to admit he cried.
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I quit aderall cause ive done it too much& too long and am worried ill become a skitzo

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>>708326601
Yes, vapes are the way to go for being discreet and easy to use. I've got a Magic Flight Box with zero smell. I use it with a bong sometimes too for really strong hits that let me pool lots of vapor in the chamber.
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>>708332442
Yea i took it with 2 friends and one of them had a slight circulatory disturbance. That's why i always make sure to drink as much water or at least non-alcoholic stuff
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>>708328799
Now, here's my first real good time with weed
>A month of nothing later
>I've been talking to one of my friends who so happens to take drugs (mostly weed, vapes, and painkillers on occasion.), i often DM her while she's high. (Let's call her Leslie.)
>one day, asks me "Hey Anon, have u been high."
>I'm ok with it, wanted to try again since pussy incident.
>We go to the same spot, tired after walking the long way, since we are both very skinny with little muscle. (We walked the long way because we were talking to one of Leslie's friends, and we weren't paying attention.)
>I took greens this time.
>first hit didn't make me want to die.
>bought another liter jug because i thought cottonmouth would be a bitch.
>whatawaste.jpg
>after about 10 hits, i started feeling it.
>start talking nonsense theoretical physics since I'm a fucking nerd.
>talk about weed.
>Talk about classes
>talk about each of our shitty childhoods.
>talk about movies.
>pretty damn high, but i always look high apparently (with my drunken gait and messy hair.)
>we leave the spot to check out Dylan's noose. (Told you he's edgy.)
>we admire his noose.
>was a great noose.
>we went to a playground.
>talked about incense.
>i don't like incense much.
>talked about elementary school.
>decide together (after 10 minutes or so of indecision) that we should go home.
>spend half hour navigating.
>decide to take bus.
>get home.
>Parents think i was playing vidja with my non-stoner friends.(despite dirt covered clothes from tripping, and reddish eyes from weed)
Was pretty good. I like weed, it's nice.
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So I rolled this a bit ago, but I noticed what might be a small opening. The J itself is tight and fairly well packed but how problematic is that going to be? Also John madden joint rolling
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>>708334398
i'd roll him anew. Makes you also practise more so maybe you won't create any more abominations like this one
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>>708334398
Not to piss in your cereal or anything but that is one shitty joint
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>>708330186
Was back 3 years ago, He had shit back then. No one knew he existed.
15+3=18
>inb4 Frank didn't exist back then. He had like 50k just kys fukin hipster faggot.
K, I will then.
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>>708334919
>>708335119
Tell me about it lol, and daaaaamnit this alone took 3 tries, but I'd rather it burn better than fall apart
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>>708335416
While we're on the topic, can we talk about how it really just takes practice to get better at rolling joints and blunts?
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>>708335416
I agree with the first guy about starting over with a new joint, but if you really don't feel like it you could always just cover the hole with your finger and it'll still work fine
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>>708335610
It really does, I'm still very new and can't figure out cones to save my life so I just cheat and roll with a pre rolled raw tip, and that J alone took me 3 tries. Blunts on the other hand are I attempted and black magic
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>>708335610
Like with most things in life, practice makes perfect
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>>708335859
Practice is a bitch doe
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>>708335814
>>708335859
When I first started rolling blunts they were straight shiiiiiit but now I'm getting pretty good. I use blueberry swishers btw.
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>>708336114
Whenever I smoke my friends' blunts or buy wraps for them, I prefer mint or trip fusion
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>>708335994
Yeah, but it's something your really need to learn if you're planning to keep smoking heavily

You wanna know what I did?
I just bought a pack of 32 papers and sat at home watching a movie while I rolled all of them with tobacco just for practice, worked nicely

>>708336114
>>708336384
I've never actually rolled or smoked a blunt since in my country they always roll spliffs and they don't even sell swishers anywhere near me

Tried spliff, joint, bong, pipe, vaporizer (once) and gravity bong (once) but never a blunt
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>>708321612
good batch of colorado canabis

some edibles and joint

20mg in, feels good

life is good fam
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narp
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>>708321612
Poppy seed tea since people ik are dropping like flies because of fent
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>>708321612
>caffeine is a drug
>Mountain Dew has caffeine
>I drink Mountain Dew
Therefor I do drugs
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Some strain I bought on Alphabay called green crack. Shit's nice for a night time smoke.
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>>708321612
bought some edibles. gonna take them & go somewhere with a buddy. He did that and went to a ren faire once and had a blast, im hoping for a similar experience. Any ideas on where i should go? theres like a food truck fest/live music thing going on but idk if thats ideal
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>>708321612
MDMA is hella fun. Took it once and my friend got spiked with benzos, almost died. Still had the time of my life
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>>708329047

Reminded me of this
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>>708321612
15 mg of mirtazapine.
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I just took a walk listening to pavement high as fuck, hung out with the lady, she's sleeping I'm browsering 4chan, she doesn't know I'm a degenerate like all of you faggots.
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/b/ros I desperately need a tolerance break, but I keep putting it off. Anyone care to motivate me?
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i like getting high with almost anything but id rather smoke weed cause i can still doing things but i feel like i want to do them. otherwise if im too high to do the rhing everyrhings still fine cause im fine and im too high to keep telling you but the thing is that you should do drugs. no. you must do drugs but not the ones that kills you like heroin but sometimes only. in case you dont like veins like me well we are far from taking those so we are fine and if you are thinking about needdles well i think you might be ready to say hello to darkness your old friend. period. well i should end this better but i cant recall. what was i thinking. shit
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>>708338503
Shut up faggot, you prob shouldn't do drugs makes you too stupid
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>>708338503
Gave me a headache trying to read
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>>708336879
Yeah that's crazy! I went to Europe and couldn't find any blunts I was like wtf! haha but then I learned they only roll joints and shit there and they always mix tobacco with their reefer. I was like heeell naww made a classic American gravity bong and was like "we smokin like Americans tonight y'all"
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>>708324824
youre good man took me a couple tries. In my expettirnce you may be thinking too much, just chill and let go and relax. the burning is normal too especially for a new smoker. I don't smoke often so i kind of get it but it goes away as you get more stoned. I myself didnt get high the first 3 times i smoked with friends.

>TL;DR Just have fun and play music and talk and dont think
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Oxycontin does nothing good for me, i'm so disappointed. I've tried it in all ranges and doses up to 60 + but all i become is dizzy and very nauseous. It's sad because other people describe oxy as being like a sick intense wonderful high but i just feel empty and shit and it doesn't even feel good. How is oxy for you guys
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>>708338293
Eh, I kinda do too. how much do you smoke a day? Im assuming we are referring to weed here
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>>708338293
I just took a T-break of only 2 days after smoking heavily for about 3 weeks and moderately before that for about a month. Smoked on Friday and since then have been getting high as fuuuuck every time. Shit really works. And is DEFINITELY worth it.
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Fuck opiates. So stupid.
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I just got home from my friends house. driving home felt like a video game. We smoked like 5 or 6 bowl packs out of her bubbler. Im just kinda tired and out of it now. Might pack my bong soon.
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>>708337720
gives the best dreams, that
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>>708339382
not trying to be a total tard but is that a normal vape or..?
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>>708322471
What type of antihistimine ? I took bendryl it did nothing then i went to sleep and choked on vomit in my sleep almost died
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Would this work?

SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME
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Gouging another failed joint
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>>708340085
It's got weed oil. Here's my ounce of blue dream.
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>>708340666
for what exactly? crossing the border? absolutely not
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>>708340751
nice man. heres some chongs blue dream i have
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>>708338293
>>708339818
I've just started a schedule where I don't smoke on work days

Gone though Monday, just four more days to go before I blaze it up on Friday
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>>708322093
Pure MDMA. Never had a high like it. And couldnt stop re-dosing. Was up for a couple days the first time I got a decent amount on hand. probably the best feeling in the world.
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>>708340990
My senior year I didn't smoke but on the weekends. I smoke every day now but when you don't smoke all week it's a lot more enjoyable.
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>>708322093
Cocaine fishscale.
>A rush opiates can never compete
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>>708327464
because it's really fucking illegal you retard.
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>>708342085
Btw you shoot the shit i only assumed u heroin addicts bang like my killer fish
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>>708340990
Fucking do it man. Ive had this schedule where i only smoke on my days off and it makes it sooooo much better
>smoke less
>save money
>better high
>feels so much more rewarding
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You smoking on that Mexico OP
Try this ak47
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Everytime I get high, I end up getting trapped in my head and unable to do anything except stress out. Sometimes I find myself staring at the wall for 30 minutes, just trying to survive. Wtf am I doing wrong?
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I use weed and hate being lumped into "stoner / druggie" because I refuse to be a part of that culture.
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>>708343293
Your thinking about it to much. Play some games, watch a movie, eat a fat ass sandwich, or just listen to music.
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>>708342085
Cant help but agree
that is until you start getting the tight feelings in your chest
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>>708343293
go and watch cartoons man
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>>708343675
I start twitching if I listen to music, but games seem to help a little.

Any good chill movie suggestions?

>>708344059
Not really into cartoons. Suggestions?
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I did nutmeg last friday
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I'm on Walker Kush, never felt so relaxed in my life.
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>>708344237
Trailer Park boys, The Mighty Boosh, Anything Dave Chapelle, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
>im with you on the twitching tho, shit drives me nuts
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Anyone got interesting/cool drug stories?

I can dump some from when I use to do alot of acid.

>be me, tripping balls with friend and newbie
>chilling out watching some xmen movies as it kicks in
>sober buddy shows up and chills with
>Hang out in basement until I see panthers
>decide I need to shower
>shower, walls look like demonic faces in tile (they look like that when im sober too)
>not scared but wish the demons wouldn't look at me naked
>proceed to shower 6 more times for god knows what reason
>get out of the shower for the last time
>Friend is cooking a sasuge on my stove
>okay.png
>tripping profusely decide to attach knives to my hands like Wolverine
>Friends think I am about to slice them up and start running away from me in my house
>Chase them around until they are cornered in basement. Panthers are still there
>laugh and tell friends im not about to chop them up
>go upstairs, soon as I walk out of the door, something hits me in the face
>look at ground, it was a sasuge.
>newbie just hit me with a sasuge in my own home
>Ihaveneverbeenthisoffendedinmylife.png
>Punch him a couple times, not hard, but enough to get the "DONT THROW SASUGES" point across.
>newbie apologizes and leaves 10 minutes later with other tripping friend
>Tell them i'll catch up in a sec after I grab my stuff, sober friend stays with

And then it gets good.
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>>708343293
i've never experienced that first time i got high i was fucked up but since then it's just relaxed me
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>>708344386
What was it like?
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>>708344705
>go outside, friends nowhere to be found
>fuck it i'll go to my other buddies house
>he gets mad I tripped without him and doesn't let me in
>fuck it, i'll go chill in the woods
>end up climbing some trees, cooling with nature, not even upset
>no fucking clue where friends went
>Decide to hop in river to cool off
>start walking upstream in this "Apocolypse now"/Vietnam mentality
>legitimantly start thinking I am in vietnam and about to sneak up on some gooks
>walk upriver for about an hour,
>finally get out of river, have to go get my stuff from other side of the river
>decide to take nearby trail cause it's quicker
>cops walk up to me on trail, i'm shirtless, covered in river water, and in blue camo sweatpants
>"uh... guess I should have a shirt on huh officers"
>"Are you anon"
>"what did I do officer?"
>radios over "Yeah we got him"
>Cops start telling me friend OD'd and that I need to tell them what I am on
>"Lol bullshit, i'm sober man"
>Cops insist I go with em
>Fuck it, "Just need to go around the trail and grab my shirt officer"
>"We're worried about human lives here! and you're worried about a shirt"
>"Well officer it was a nice shirt"

cont in a sec.
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>>708345292
disregard friend/locate shirt
moar?
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>>708344237
Any movie thats so bad that its good
Like kung pow, any of the "Scary Movie" movies, half baked, how high. Humor is the way to go

Also if you havent seen kung pow. Watch that first
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>>708345292
>cops figure they're not getting any cooperation until I get my shirt
>Walk out of trail and into nearby park, random squad car drives halfway down a fucking trail and pulls up next to us
>"Are you the guy who's gonna get my shirt?"
>cops ask me if I need an abulance "Nah, but lemme get some water"
>Give me a gatorade and drive me around to other side of forest to get my shirt
>Still trying to tell me my friend is oding, super relaxed about it mostly cause I doubted it
>cops walk with me into woods, I grab my shirt, and I hugged it right in front of them
>dude was just really happy to get his shirt back
>Cops try to question me on what happened
>tell them I was just going for a walk and decided to take a dip
>get released cause they wont get any info from me,
>call up friend and figure out what happened

Turns out the newbie got picked up by his dad, mind you we were all 16-17 at the time, and on the drive home in his dads van he got uncomfortable, got naked, and jumped out of his dads car on a main road. Some nearby cop saw a child jump out of a windowless white van naked followed by an older man shoving him back into said van and investigates. Kid freaks out, tells him im out drowing in the woods and that my other friend has an underground acid lab in his house, half of our towns police force was looking for me, while the other half was raiding his house, which they quickly found out was a normal suburban white home.

but hey, I had a good time.
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>>708340772
>>708340666
NO

TELL ME IF THAT FUCKING PICTURE IN >>708340666
WOULD WORK

STICK WEED UNDER CAR HOOD
VAPE INSIDE CAR

DOES THAT WORK?!

They did it in TPB

i just wanna know if it could happen irl
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I ran out of weed a while ago and officially have none anywhere in the house. 10/10 would kill myself
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>>708345967
Man now i feel boring af, I always stay home with 4-5 people and binge out for days so i never really have wild stories, Mixed blessing?
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>>708346340
kek
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>>708346344
Have you gone carpet farming yet?
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Smoking on some Boss Hog
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>>708334398
use a piece of the sealing strip from another paper and seal it up, have fun breh
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>>708344386
>>708345275
Ate it at noon, kicked in at 4pm and felt it until sunday night. I felt as if I was stoned, but more of a body high than mental. As of today i was still feeling it, but not as much as sunday. It lasts way too long, Ill do a higher dose whenever I hapen to have 3 free days. I ate 4 nuts, wich was 14.2 grams according to the bag. Ate it in a peanut butter sandwich and it was pretty nasty.
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>when you take too many shrooms, forget who you are, experience ego death, and get trapped in a thought loop for 6 hours
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>>708344237
Doesn't have to be a chill movie, just watch a really good one and be entertained. Faggots that just watch comedy when they're high don't get it
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>>708322093
Dymenthol triptamine
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>>708345967
Fuckin trippy man, good shit
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>>708347527
This is either a hilarious joke, or depressingly stupid. Grats to you either way, anon!
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>>708321612
Tangerine Dream. Almost out, and then it's on to the hash, and then I'm gonna have to go buy some more weed.
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>>708347527
call me crazy but someone on here a few months ago said you can make that stuff fermenting grass in a freezer
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>senior year of high school
>bunch of us at a friends house whose parents regularly go out of town take acid
>except it wasn't acid, was some shit called like m-bombs which was some weird lsd knockoff mixed with MDMA or something
>everyones having a decent time
>biggest resident druggie starts tripping HARD, starts repeating phrases over and over like "we're dying" "oh because we're on acid"
>friend whose house were at starts freaking out, tripping kid becomes increasingly out of control
>friend decides to try to punch him out
>succeeds in only breaking his jaw and removing several of his teeth
>tripping kid has no idea what is happening
>house owner friend tries to subdue tripper in bathroom, breaks cabinets, blood just in various locations around the house
cont
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Did 10 percocets last week. They made me very relaxed and sleepy, but I didnt really feel high. So now I know percos arent my thing
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Gonna be smoking a Raw Cone stuffed with Juicy Fruit
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>>708348145
>tripper somehow ended up in the basement
>another friend sees tripper walking up the stairs looking like a bloody zombie, freaks out and pushes tripper down the stairs
>finally get a hold of our sober friend who was supposed to come right back before shit had gone down but was probably banging his gf
>he comes over with his mom and uncle
>uncle holds tripper at gunpoint to calm him down (?)
>friends mom drives trippr half an hour to emergency hospital
>apparently tripper starts to regain some semblance of reality and starts sobbing
>cops find out, raid owner friends house because they think its an LSD lab
>many of us are questioned
>cops eventually decide not to file charges because they have no idea what actually happened and there was no acid lab
>first day back at school, everyone obviously knows and thinks we intentionally jumped the tripper
The tripper is now a coke head, the end
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>>708348564
Jesus fucking christ that's horrible. The poor fucker probably had no idea what was going on and has horrible mental scarring now. That's the EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE thing you should do when someone's tripping hard. The guy was probably experiencing 'ego death' which is where you literally forget who you are and get almost total amnesia and it can be quite terrifying. Basically you idiots probably literally ruined the poor kids life.
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>>708321612
now that's what i like to call "a chip of the ol mexican shit block"
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>>708349049
kek
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>>708348944
He's actually doing fine, still keep in touch with him somehwhat, he's a mechanic now. I'm very aware that poor decisions were made
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River tripper here. Posting another acid story

>be last winter
>Storm of the centuary rolls in
>everyone warned not to go out, heavy blizzard is coming in
>goverment services, stores, everything is closed
>this wasn't stopping The snowmad the Bromad
>Decide to layer up and trip with buddies out in blizzard
>start tripping, it kicks in and it's going hard
>go into nearby forest (same one from last story) walking around, everything is beautiful
>friend is pumping jams from portable speaker
>dance in blizzard as we make our way to the park nearby
>not effected by cold, vibe is great
>decide to go to this old abandoned house in the area
>on the way there start getting sweaty, dehydrated, malnourished, etc.
>friend recently had seizure (given he did 2gs of molly and 3 tabs) so anxious about that happening to me
>tell friends "Hey guys, I don't feel too good, like a cold cowboy, and this is how they die man"
>wtfdidyoujustsay.jpg
>"Cold cowboys, this is how they die"
>referring to hateful eight, cause if you're a cowboy back in the day, and you get caught in a blizzard you die, or sit it out, ususally die.
>friends don't take this seriously so I try to chill inside abandoned home
>they want to continue looking at the outside scenary
>go along with them until i start having some sort of frost induced panic attic
>all the while in my head "COLD COWBOYS, THIS IS HOW THEY DIE"
>decide to go back to the house, two mexibros help me get there
>On way start to reach omega levels of thirst
>I literally stopped a plow truck driver to ask for water, he only had mountain dew, so I drank the hell out of it.
>entire walk home start thinking im going to die in this blizzard, friends try to reassure me
>have to trudge through snow up to my knees, through a forest, and cross a river to get home
>keep thinking im going to die until friend knocks some sense into me
>start thinking that im going to die, but still trying to survive, in my mind trying to plan death
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>>708349271
Well I'm glad to hear he's coping okay, but it very well COULD have ruined his life. Some people don't come back from traumatic experiences like that. (I could also have a worse picture of what actually happened in my head than what actually happened)
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>be me
>1:30 AM
>Montclair, NJ
>L riding around nice neighborhoods
>Strain: Gorilla Glue
>Currently blazed
>Barely able to write this out on the couch
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>be me
>17
>parents split up then dad came out as gay. Completely unrelated.
>have a dealer friend that works at the same restaurant as I do
>Go over to her house after work to visit before I head back home
>Fucking niggers everywhere. All smoking but helping her seal and weigh bags and shit.
>nigger assembly line
>another grip from work is there
>already know about smoking pot from what I've heard. Suck Ina and hold for as long as possible
>have to be home at 11
>10:45
>she hands me the joint and I saw fuck it
>Take two mighty fat rips of strong shit
>dont feel it after 30 seconds.
>look at time
>borrowing dads car s I say that I need to hurry home
>get half way out f the parking lot before it hits me like a lightning bolt from god
>JESUS H FUCK
>get to main road and pull out into it
>have trouble maintaining my speed. It was like I was lagging
>look down and slam on the brakes, going 50 in 35
>remember the shifts in the PD overlap 2x the cops
>start panicking and try to maintain speed, see about 4 police cars
>get home freaking the fuck out as I go for a trip
>walk in the door
>dad and awesome chill ass uncle there
>"nightdadihaveaheadachegoodnight"
>"anon, have you been drinking?"
>"no"
>have you been...smoking something?"
>nearly fucking blow my sides to the Oort cloud but keep it in by the grace of god
>"nu..."
>head to my room and lay flat in my bad
>AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>oh shit
>oh god I forgot to get in bed right! They'll suspect!!
>after ffumblkng with the sheets for three minutes I am in bed
>oh no.. MY PHONES IN MY PANTS
>I fumble for 8 minutes trying to find my pants
>finally get in be and charge phone
>sniggering to myself about how intelligent I am
>blowing up dealer girls phone
>fall asleep
>find out while I'm smoking good ass shit my uncle and my dad were smoking too laced as nasty shit, dad vomitted several times during my ingenious hunt for the pants.

Seriously it was amazing my first time. Lucky tho
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>>708349390
No, he really was pretty fucked up, like I said looked like a zombie, Had to get his jaw wired shot and lots of dental work. Needless to say the incident ruined a bunch of friendships after that
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Nothing right now earlier I was speeding though also yesterday night i took 100 mg of ambien crushed it and was snorting lines whiles watching tv... dont remember to much except it was distorted as fuck looking
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>>708349533
Pardon my typos friends
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>>708349388
holy shit man this is legendary stuff
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>>708321612
On h. Iv
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>>708349388
>"anon you okay man"
>"yeah... yeah... just trying to decide if i'd want to die laying in the snow, or indoors with some music on"
>friends are getting pretty concerned but assure me if I passed out they could life me to help
>"bro, you could not lift and run me through these woods"
>"BRO, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CAN BENCH, I WILL FUCKING GET YOU THERE IF NEED BE"
>end up getting home, still think imma die
>trying to play favorite song in these final moments,
>somehow fuck up and trap a ps4 controller and liter of mountain dew inside a blanket
(didn't even break)
>for some reason try to play bloodborne in this trying time
>Buddy tries to calm me with some snowboarding vidoes
>pretty chill until Awolnations sail plays
>'TURN THIS SHIT THE FUCK OFF MAN, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME, I'MMA HAVE A STROKE RIGHT HERE IF I LISTEN TO THIS"
I don't even dislike that song, it was just deadly at the time
>watch always sunny and crack jokes about Osama bin ladens anal beads.
>eventually go home and instantly become a buddhist

Next day
"Hey man, that was really scary, were you alright?"
"Yeah man, dying was fun, i'd do it again"
God I love LSD
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I like this thread
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Hello drug brethren, check out my typical life of dark humor. Recent activities:

>pick up the typical life sucking opiate habit as per usual
>gonnagetclean.gif
>cold turkey my gf dope, order gram of top-tier methamphetamine, work full time straight though, talking no days off
>40min bike ride each way
>fuck it, straight beast mode
>meth ghost, foods a thing once more, get gone Friday night, holy shit I'm fuckin feeling ok
>lemme get mail all a sudden
>propriety envelope?
>no controlled drop?
>no btc, no order, 80$ same meth from order previous gloriously in my palm?
>...random good things ? In my life? I grow suspicious
>fast forward 3 days
>it is now Monday
>the power knocks out, walk ins warming, I realize this moment God pulled off this fast one
>2g meth, all IV, I look ready for hospice
>next 30min I'm fired
>mfw I can be murdered with meth in the mail, eventually accidentally starving to death cause just one more shot
>mfw that's what I get, getting clean
>mfw big man's got me again
>mfw nbd nodding face
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>>708349904
I screencapped your stories hope you don't mind
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>>708350954
I don't at all, want more?
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>>708351231
Sure if ya got em!
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>>708350845
you're already so far gone jesus christ
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>>708346521
okay so I left for a while and got a killer headache from not having cigs either and remembered on wednesday I rolled like 10 joints and there might be some flakes on the floor. I already scraped like two hits off the table and am really disgusted with my own living space but probably will do that. I wish I could just buy it legally considering how often I've conveyed to my doctor it's almost necessary to cope with my anxiety
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I'm on Vyvanse right now, dosed 60 mg at around 6 pm earlier. I've been taking it on my days off, it gives me a good boost that I use to do writing and reading on. I can't really drink alcohol or caffeine because of stomach problems in the past couple years, so I think I might've found a new drug to give me some kicks. 30 yo white male here ... speed generation? Anybody else using stimulants recreationally? What do the stoners say?
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>>708350845
interesting, poetically, but I can't really make that much sense of your narrative. ftw!
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>>708325474
Being fat has nothing to do with it. Literally nothing at all. Size does not matter for thc whatsoever. It is not like alcohol in this regard.

Source: i am a chemist employed by a medical use grant study
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>>708351503
Well that was a waste of time. I wish I knew why edibles don't seem to have the intended effect on my but I can't stand eating pure cannabutter for a buzz that lasts an hour. I know there's no one I can get bud from now and am just not mentally prepared to have to socialize in the morning
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>>708328799
Yo dude it was probably laced with coke
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>>708351976
Size matters for all drugs, anon. I have my pharma book right beside me. There is something called "volume of distribution", which is the basic way they look at it -- the larger the volume, the less the concentration of the drug will be in the body. This is basic shit man ... if you're really a chemist, you need to step up.
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>>708351521

Fake ADD like I did and get a script. Best decision of my life.

Been taking 30mg dexedrine a day for two and a half years and in that time I got my life together and have a 3.8 gpa
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>>708352371
>>708352371
Except it doesn't matter for weed. Your lungs absorb it 100x faster and it goes straight to your head. I'm fat as fuck and i just need to snap a bong hit and im good.
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>>708333917
>was a great noose

Kek
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>>708351306
I was a drug dealer for a very long time, so I just used my money and supplies to do all the fun shit I could with my buddies. My personal favorite was having a rambo style hunt, but thats not a drug story. Okay the Ihop incedent

>use to work with a theater comapny
>steal yellow pinestrip circus ring leader coat
>steal a wearable wolf pelt for my friend cody
>one day we get a new batch of acid in
>On Ihops national pancake day
>decide to trip and go to this
>drop acid and wait
>every time we think about leaving we can't because we're tripping too hard
>buddies and I fought a trashcan on the way to get change for hundos
>gf at time shows up and offers us a ride
>clown car 7 people into this vehicle and head to ihop
>decide that I and gf should go inside since we're most presentable
>still wearing the circus ring leader coat
>go inside, get lost in a sea of white people talk
"then I toook my kids to the ymca and they had a jolly time"
"yeah my 401k is getting pretty far along"
etc.
>almost lose my shit when little skinny gay asian man with a womans voice of a hostess tries to reserve us a table
>"What is the name for the reservation sir"
>cant think of any other name then "uh... flamingez, party of 7"
>tells us its a 45 minute wait
>friend is starting to trip so hard he is druling, and just then I realize what he is wearing
>wolf pelt vest, neon nike sandles, giant blue socks, a big fuzy blue scarf, and motherfucking gloves (for breaking up hits of acid ya know)
>fuckit.wpv
>go to local mall where friend nearly breaks a glass case at a smoke shop looking at grinder
>gf tells us we should just go home
>"nah we already made it this far"
>did I mention she had a friend with her that now looked purple
>get back to ihop
>all 7 of us, steady tripping standing in this fully packed ihop, literally all eyes on us
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>>708352412
Yeah, I faked it in order to get my Vyvanse prescription, but I'm not sure if it was "really faking it", because I think I do have sorta minor ADD. Due to years and years of smoking shitloads of grass.
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>>708352596
Size still matters for all drugs -- this is basic. If you are larger, you have more blood, hence the concentration in your blood winds up being lower. That's not to say you have less effects, but it does mean you need to smoke more to get an equivalent effect of a smaller person.
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>>708330133
you owe me a bean eric.
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What's up fellas
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i reckon bongs mate
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I feel like I'm the oldest person in this thread
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>>708352841

I'm not really sure too. I mean, I am not entirely sure its even a real disease in the first place there has been nothing shown to convince me otherwise.

Get your Vyvanse switched to dexedrine though. I used to take vyvanse and it's not as good. I found it took forever to kick in and even when it did it wasn't as great and it wore off half way through the day.

Dexedrine, preferrably instant release, you take twice a day. Even addy is better and stronger but the levoamphetamine in adderrall is a downside.
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bongs Bongs BONGS!!!!
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i met this chwierd cunt once
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>>708328925
Charlie
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>>708352746
>cody with the wolf pelt has basically degressed to kindergarden status
>start eating some free ihop mints
>cody notices and begins to drool harder
>He is a literal mess and the lady in front of us is holding her kids from this menace
>this family is between him and the mints
>quickly grab 20 mints and hand them to him as to sustain him until pancakes
>wait another 20 minutes, during some black guys walked past and went "So thats the dude with the doctor gloves"
>shouldn't have brought cody
>finally get seated, me gf, best friend and purple girl
>cody, best friends bro and other friend at next booth
>eating my pancakes, chiilling, until I look over to codys table
>cody is eating these pancakes with his (gloved) hands, dipping them in water first
>BF bro is eating them with hands for no reason
>other friend is eating like an actual human
>cody stops the waitress as she walks by and mutters something to her
>best friends bro starts screaming and pushing him out of the booth near the door
>ask them "Dude, what the fuck"
>"HE ASKED THE WAITRESS FOR A PLATE OF STERILE GLOVES"
>continues to push cody to door
>door is emergency alarm
>have to throw arm in front of them and scream 'STOP OR WE'RE ALL GONNA GET ARRESTED"
>everyone in the ihop is staring us down, this is a full blown scene.
>eventually gf gets up, whispers something to the waitress, to this day idk what and leaves her a $30 tip while we make our escape.
>turns out they didn't give codys table silverware so they were just improvising, after they destroyed one of the syrup containers and it leaked everywhere.

And now tripping on national pancake day is a yearly tradition.
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i just want to tell you guys something. i hate you all you pack of fucking loser NEET basement dwelling faggots.
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>>708329047
If I have a high smoking tolerance
Dabs too and such
Plus lots of experience with lsd
Might it be enjoyable to take a couple thousand mg's of thc edibles?
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>>708353059
I think I've heard that it's hard to get them to prescribe straight dexedrine. My psychiatrist seems a little tentative so I think I'm probably gonna stick with the Vyvanse for now. I can see how the Adderall or the instant action would be fun, but I don't mind waiting the 2 hours for the Vyvanse to start to peak. I don't much like the feel of the comedown but it's worth it for the boost. I can't really imagine using it every day, like at work, I don't really give a fuck about being that productive. But I could see how in school it could make a big difference.
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>>708322729
>4/10 might try again
Hahahhaha topest kek of all keks ever thanks for the lulz anon
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>>708330447
Meh
I started with 6
As long as he's not drinking Alxohol
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>>708353413
No harm in starting with a smaller dose.
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cunt are you here yet?
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What's the best way to roll a blunt? My shit always rips or breaks. I just have a shitty grinder, the free ones. Should i just roll spliffs? Should i wet the paper a bit?
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if you are let me know. mate bloke
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>>708332442
How did it ruin your life? Serious
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The problem with bongs one time I saw a guy finger a watermelon then bail to Zamberos for burritos, and I was confused. Does this happen just with bongs?
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>>708353428

If you live in the states they prefer to prescribe adderrall over dexedrine.

To get switched don't ask for a med. You need to use manipulations.

Say that you have some side effect from it. To get switched from vyvanse to dexedrine I said that my morning dose of Vyvanse wore off in the afternoon and it was too early. Then he said we could try dex twice a day.
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>>708353701
just smoke bongs. you're probably used to sucking cock anyway, so wont be a hard transition for you
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>>708353778
yeah mate bloke
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>>708337660
Spiked with benzos? Huh
His drink?
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>>708353778
i reckon fuckin tacos mate
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>>708353701
Just go buy a rolling tool, they are $3 bucks and work fucking great. Perfect roll, no bullshit every time. You want crutches also.
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>>708324824
I first started smoking when I was 14. The first time I smoked out of a little metal bowl to no effect, the second time it was out of a can, still no affect, third time joint still nothing, the 4th or 5th time I smoked weed it was out of a little homemade water bong and I got high as shit. Honestly looking back at it I think before then I didn't know how to properly inhale and drag the smoke deep into my lungs, was always just filling my mouth up with smoke and blowing it back out. Plus around the first time I got high was when I started smoking cigs so that prolly got me used to inhaling. Just try and hold the smoke deep into your lungs, past your throat. Its difficult and the first few times you'll prob cough before you can drag the smoke deep enough but you'll get the hang out of it quick. I recommend a nice joint or bowl.
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>>708337660
you cunts are all lightweight. in my day we used to have lines, rip a bucket then suck a nag down as soon as we blew the smoke out and repeat this cycle like 5 fuckin times overthe next 120 seconds
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>>708339495
Same here
Heroin too
Does very little
However, I found that if I mix with Xanax I get ssssuuuuppppeeeerrrr high. But I also od'd 3(ish) times and I had friend tell me I would take like 2 breaths a minute. I'm probably retsrded.
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my last trip
>200µg LSD
>500µg 25B-NBOMe
>325mg DXM

Played Quake for the come up, always puts me in a comfy mood. Had some Johnny L on. Went and checked my woods for spooky ghosts with my shotgun but there were none to be found. Friend got home so I had fun yelling crazy things at him and we had a good time for a bit. Things got really delirious and I tried to play DCS for some ungodly reason and I couldn't even get the engines started. Kind of a haze after that, had some pepe visuals after browsing 8 /pol/ for a bit. Stayed awake until about 10am the next day and was very chattery so I took 100µg xanax and got some sleep.

Also at some point I started adding some random people on steam and most of them were friendly.
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>>708340749
Buy a pipe
That will be the biggest waste if you light it
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>>708353701
practice makes perfect. you having trouble cracking it or actually rolling?
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>>708334398
even out the amount and it has to roll over itself a few times until the weed isn't fluffy anymore and makes a solid piece. It's not that hard, underage bro.
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>>708353778
>I saw a guy finger a watermelon then bail to Zamberos for burritos
>I saw a guy finger a watermelon
wait what
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>>708322729
I love a benadryl trip. I never have really intense visuals, even at 800+mgs. Very heavy body, mild visual blur, speech is hard, bugs in the corners, shadows and voices are worse than normal. Dissociatives aren't everyone's cup of tea.
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>>708326601
I have two of those cheap dripsticks I got for a steal online. Not the best but they work pretty well for what they are and I'm new to vaping so just bought them to try it out and see how I liked it. Might invest in a nicer one in the future.
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>>708354711
Diphenhydramine is an objectively bad drug that gives you Alzheimers
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kinda bugging, did a bit too much coke. shouldnt of really but i was chatting with a bro and said fuck it.

gotta go to bed soon though, was amazing shit while high but comedown is hitting and now i think i need some booze; probably gonna fuck my shit up tomorrow. learned my fucking lesson; no coke on a weekday lmao
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>>708325869
Do dabs you are guaranteed to get fucked up
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>>708355063
Let's play spot the 17 waiting to overdose
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>>708354890
I know it's bad. It's already affected my brain and body. Still not the worst substance I've ever put into my body though. Probably not gonna live to be old
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>>708321612
>watch 8 month old baby sober from 7:45AM-1:00PM
>1:15PM chug 5 big gulps of Pinnacle vodka
>3:30PM, take ~500mg propylhexedrine, almost entirely cause I was already petty drub
>smoked weed all day, only 1-2 hits while the baby was here tho
>2:15AM today, drank an 8oz. glass of vodka and smoked a bowl, still tweaking too
>pic related, this is the state I'm in
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>>708327828
Wait, I'm a new stoner here (just started smoking every day for about a month) I only do gbs. I have a bowl but don't use it because it doesn't get me high. I take about 8-10 GB rips with a gatorade. Decent? I like to be cooked enough that I can't function.
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>>708331104
I mean, why wouldn't you just grow full time? You don't necessarily need an Agriculture degree to grow good shit also.
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>>708322093
For me it was weed, adderall, and plenty of liquor.
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>deadpan af
You can tell that you've seen some real shit by just looking at you...
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>>708355292
I'm so glad I only smoke weed
I get stressed just looking at how messed up you are
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>>708355201
same anon

I've seen some of the worst addiction crisis's happen on Diphenhydramine. I've kept on eye on 420chan's board and there have been multiple suicides in relation to it's abuse. Stay away from it, the only hope is for you to rehabilitate and restore your health.

I used to take it for allergies and even it's light usage has led to several prolonged side effects i.e. insomnia, weight loss, numbness, irritation.

>>708355413
You take 8 gigabytes of weed?

>>708355292
You're a father? Stop taking drugs now you fucking loser your youth is over
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>>708355292
bruhh
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>>708324824
My grandad doesn't get affected by weed. I once passed him this fat spliff. I was so stoned, and he killed more than half of it and said "weird cigarette"

There was like 1g black diamond Kush and 5 Moroccan hash
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>>708355645

so old his receptors are fucking dead
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>>708354016
My roomates turned me on to weed and GBs. I exclusively do GBS rn, because no bong. Sprite 2L, then cut off and insert full size Gatorade bottle. Shit gets my lid fucking BLOWN. Usually around 6-10 Rips is good, but my roomates always need to stay under 5 rips or they like die. My tolerance must be decent at this point.
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>>708355532
I'm pretty fucked up I didn't think I looked that bad though
I don't even usually do this type of shit anymore I've just been craving that completely obliterated feeling again.
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>>708355608
A GB is (in weed speak) a "Gravity Bong". Weed in hole, pull the water bottle which is submerged partially up, gravity pulls the heat and smoke down, filling the bottle with smoke then you inhale and release
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>>708355759
You just look tweaked
I did too much meth the other night and thought I was being hunted and shot at by police
I walked to the liquor store and forgot how to speak
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>>708355759
Your kid is going to be a bigger fucking loser than you are.
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>>708355834

good lord, buy an extra bottle next time will ya
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I only vape the shatter now, at first it was just to avoid stinking out the apartment but now I prefer it. Kandy Pen Galaxy is by far best pen I have tried
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>>708340749
Don't twist the end before you roll it. Take the paper and make a crease below the crease that's already in the paper. Then fill that with product and go across it rolling the bud up and down until it feels packed in then pull the paper tight to the top of the bud then pinch it on both ends with your pointer and middle fingers and proceed to roll it up. I don't know if that's a good explanation or not but that's how I roll my joints and they almost always turn out like this, not exactly perfect but they smoke well enough.
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>>708355714
The thing is, guy is 70 and he still works physically. I know he has a really strong head for vodka. He drinks 1l just for taste. So I thought maybe I need to give him more, and I did give him a hit from pipe. Nothing
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>>708355608
I dunno. I've always planned on dying before 37
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>>708355878
Yeah I forgot how my tolerance differs when I'm not drunk
I was doing lines all day, not drinking, and all of a sudden I was like "spiders!".
At least I recognized it as crazy and didn't hurt myself
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>>708355830
Why the fuck would you call a gravity bong a gb? That's fucking stupid just call it a gravity bong you cunt

>>708355922
You shouldn't be giving advice on rolling joints

>>708355968
You're wondering why a life long alcoholic has little reaction to a single gram of weed? Like, you really can't put two and two together.

>>708356040
Save everyone else and take your shit kid with you.
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>>708356040
I used to say that. I thought I'd be dead at 27/28. Now I'm 29 and realizing that I'm probably going to live long enough to suffer for my years of drug and alcohol abuse
Don't bank on dying
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>>708355739
I'd imagine it is. I'm not a huge bong guy tho, I use my rig for dabs but that's about it, if I want to smoke bud I usually either just roll a joint or pack a bowl. I used to love bongs like from 16-18 I smokes primarily out of a bong but after years of smoking cigarettes and just having shitty lungspan it just kills me too much. Gravity bongs do give you a good bit of bang for your buck tho.
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>>708356108
Don't worry, I'm not having children.
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All jokes aside, are there any really bad side effects of marijuana I should be aware of before starting?
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>>708356174
I'll definitely think about it. Thanks anon
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>>708356330
cancer
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Should I OD?
My gf left me
She was my only friend
All alone now
I'm almost 30
Suicidal since 12 years old
Please encourage me
Anxiety and depression rule my life
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>>708356330
Memory loss, cough, decreased cilia in the lungs. Possible weight gain, insomnia, panic attacks.
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>>708356108
Well, I rolled these joints too and they turned out fine. Plus never said I was pro man, but all the joints I roll smoke decently and rarely run.
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>>708356418
if you need to counsel yourself on suicide, you're too much of a pussy to do it anyways.
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>>708356437
Show me studies
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>>708356409
Is there any way to avoid it when smoking marijuana?
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>>708356418
Only OD on H. Anything else isn't worth it
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>>708356490
I'm asking for encouragement
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>>708356495
I smoke 1.5g a day fam. Have for two and a half years
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>>708356504
That's the plan
NJ fag here
Bundles for $40
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>>708356273
Oh, sorry I confused you with the asshole with the picture.

In that case, do what >>708356174 says

Don't bank on dying.

>>708356330
As a life long weed smoker I can tell you. It suppresses the fuck out of brain development. If you're male and under the age of 25-26 I would strongly consider you don't partake until you reach these ages.

Also it's really fucked up for your lungs.

If you do start smoking, take pride in smoking small amounts. Don't be like one of these dick sucking queermo's who think smoking more weed makes them cool. They're just rushing towards a chronic respiratory illness of some kind.
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>>708356573
Kek
I live in Humboldt
I smoke that much before my morning shower
My memory is sharp as fuck
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>>708356498
by not smoking it. most of marijuana's complications rise when smoking. edibles are more economical and healthier
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