>no fluffy thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>no fluffy thread
>>708320528
>first thread I see
thank the lord!
>>708321079
Welcome. You are in hell now.
post something faggots
>>708320528
So what actually are these threads for? Is it some kind of fetish or do you guys just think it's funny to see cartoons get fucked up so bad. Genuine, non-judging curiosity here.
>>708321647
I just think it's funny.
>>708321647
It gets out all the vitriol, I rather do this than take it out on an actually animal or person for that matter.
>>708321647
Its a way for us to relieve stress or something
>>708321647
You hated Minions, right? This is kinda like that. best simile I have right now.
If anyone cares, finally got the Fluffy Translator up and running again, as well as making some adjustments / tweaks. Lemme know what you think or some shit, http://lingojam.com/Fluffspeaktranslator
>>708322505
It´s actually pretty funny. Great job, anon.
>>708320528
Honestly if these things were real and they were considered vermin, how many of you would take some in as pets?
>>708322197
That's the best analogy I've heard
>>708323304
Just a hunch but I think the artist has some /k/ humour.
>>708322505
Oh, I'm going to have so much fun with this translator.
>>708323059
I might take some in but it would depend on the circumstances.
>>708323059
Probably keep one, remain neutral to the ones that stay out of my way and don't fuck with my shit, and torture the fuck outta the smarties. Because fuck 'em.
>>708323889
>>708323967
Good points. But would size also factor in the equation? Let's say they're the size of a New York rat.
>>708324299
I have no idea how big a new york rat gets
>>708324299
At that size, that's what's usually referred to as a microfluffy. I'd have to get a fairly big fish tank but I think I'd keep maybe a small herd of them and fill it with that nutrigel stuff you see sometimes in the comics. pic related.
>>708323059
I'd probably take one or two as pets. I have an old dog, and a doggie door, should be pretty easy to teach them to shit and piss outside. I have mostly tile floors, so even if they do, it's not too bad to clean up. I'd probably like them because i really don't have much company around, it gets pretty depressing in my townhouse. At least with a fluffy, I'll have something to talk to that will give me a response of some sort.
If they keep Fucking up though, I'd probably go to the woods and shoot them, I'd kill every smarty and mercy kill weak ferals and runts
>>708324646
>>708324713
New York rats get pretty big, to the point were they can eat pussy, literally
>>708323059
I wouldn't mind having one or two, seeing as my beloved dogs will reach the end of their life soon
>they will never replace my pugs
>>708324827
Waste of bullets, or you prefer it that way?
>>708325383
My condolences Anon
>>708325418
I'd be fun target practice, make them want to run from me,give them a minute because fluffies don't move very quick, then shoot them as they move, be a fun way to kill them off
>>708325280
If they were any bigger than a terrier I'd have to rethink it. Microfluffies would be perfect, that way I can have a heard of the little fucks. Sperate the smarties into a separate tank, treat them like shit, make them see how good the others have it. Alas, tis but a dream.
>>708321614
Aw how nice, Michael Jackson reincarnated as a female abuser.
>>708321647
Its a way to vent my hatred for society in a completely harmless way
>>708325383
When your current dogs go to the great dog park in the sky you should adopt a shelter dog. You would mean the world to them. Also tell your pugs that they're good dogs for me.
>>708325611
Thanks anon
>>708326089
>>708326132
Still requesting the one where the purple fluffy finds out its babies have AIDS and smothers them
>>708326132
>>708326184
The ending is such a fuse lighter for some people
>>708324299
>>708324713
And to expand further, regular fluffies are described as being anywhere from the size of a cat to a small/medium sized dog depending on the artist/author. For regular fluffies, I know some might think I'm crazy but I would fence off part of my yard (I have a large yard) and let a small herd keep it grazed down. Maybe put a net over the fenced in area because we have chicken hawks around here and a small animal like a foal would be easy pickings
>>708325280
Wait, what, you mean, they're big enough that they can take down cats. Is that by themselves, or in groups?
>>708326021
Thanks for the idea anon
>>708326184
>>708326617
>>708326713
>>708326184>>708326331
WHAT THE FUCK? Didnt killed her or her babies? Whos gonna humble that fluffy now?
>>708326806
>>708326422
In groups but here this should set the stakes a little
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNqirDqRctQ#
>>708326874
>>708326992
>>708327075
>>708327151
>>708326606
It's a really rewarding experience, if not a little heart breaking. Got the current doggo out of a shelter, super affectionate and makes you feel like the most important thing in the world, but flinches every time you touch him without him expecting it :(.
>>708326992
this is a special kind of autism right here
>>708327450
Yup
>>708327270
But like a year later and your sitting in your bed and he runs up and curls up next to you because he;s afraid of thunder. That moment when you realize just how much he trusts you. Feels good man.
Man I love dogs.
>>708326982
I live in a rural area, and well, we hardly ever see rats, but the one I did see a few years ago that was caught in a steel leg trap in our attic looked bigger than those two.
Hmm, maybe it was from getting into the nearby grain silo that made him get so big?
>>708328072
>>708328120
>>708327714
then poop everywhere
>>708327714
Ha, not this one, last time we had thunder he barked his ass off and took up a protective stance in front of me and the mrs. Never felt so proud of an animal before.
>>708328317
>>708327555
This is just genius if you actually think about it.
>>708327813
This is justified and the title of the image matches it perfectly
>>708328422
>>708328112
Bingo! In New York the trash is spread throughout the city but rats get big off finding and feeding off all that shit. Hence how large they get
>>708328317
>>708328422
>>708328529
I've always thought this particular comic was pretty sad. He just wants friends.
>>708328611
This one as well. He got his hopes up that he might get his back legs back only to lose his front legs AND his balls.
>>708327214
was great but ending was kinda shit
>>708327214
>>708329646
That was the ending?
>>708329801
it says Finale
>>708329631
Flocculent...
That's a new old word i hadn't heard of. Cool.
>>708329930
I just posted it because I thought it was funny that it was done like an old silent movie when I scrolling through an archive I had downloaded.
>>708330255
Well it is funny, good contribution.
>>708330255
Hugbox? Perhaps you're in the wrong thread
>>708330489
>>708330548
>>708329915
Like I can fucking read.
>>708330610
>>708330678
>>708331152
>>708330489
Well, it just said "fluffy thread" it didn't say "fluffy abuse thread", so I figured it was alright.
>>708331439
It's fine. Hugbox/wierdbox is a good intermission from all the abuse. It's all fluffy.
>>708332313
God, it's been years since I've had a warhead. Do they even still make them?
I remember that the kids who rode on the same bus as me, we would all try to see who could handle the most of them in their mouth at once.
>>708332559
I bet he only thinks he's a great musician in his head. In reality, he probably makes the same shitty clanging noise as the other fluffy.
>>708320528
Jesus christ you fucking under age faggots get your own fucking board already. You're a fucking embarrassment to the fucking cause. Cringe thread fags
>>708333047
>>708329915
no there's a written version that the comic is based off of.
>>708333304
>>708333118
Even the smarties that McGonagall makes are cute.
>>708333308
Well, at least give us a link to the story then.
>>708333262
You think this place has a cause?
And you're calling us underage.
>>708333262
Aren't there some dubs you need to be checking on another thread Mr Angry?
>>708333262
No.
>>708328112
how the fuck does the baby know its too old for milk?
>>708333622
Cute, but punchable!
>>708333713
All of it's teeth have grown?
Does anyone have one where the human takes care of the brown baby the mother hates and ends up tying her up and transforms the other smarty baby into a mare? Its been a couple of threads and I haven't seen it again.
>>708333713
I reckon it's done teething.
>>708333888
I do, but I can't post it because of the file size limitations
>>708331258
how bloated will he get?
>>708333713
There's probably some developmental trigger like it's teeth are grown in or it starts disliking the taste of milk or it just somehow knows that it's time for solid foods. I used cooked oatmeal a lot for weaning food in my stories.
>>708333888
I got you covered. It's called Good Manners Is All That Matters.
>>708333876
yeah but... how does it know it needs solids now, unless the mom told him about oats, who told him? or did he just figure it out?
>>708334106
6 bloats
>>708334338
>>708320528
Fuck off you weirdo fags jerking off to this gay shit
>>708334415
>>708334304
>>708334328
Could just be a chemical trigger in the brain caused by reaching a certain stage of growth and development.
>>708333947
wasn't there buyable boxed mares for this use? and sometimes contains the occasional male?
>>708334439
Can you honestly say that's not a sweet lookin' puss?
>>708334473
>>708334439
I'm only here to jerk off to your tears.
Mmmmm
>>708334215
so these things are just super programed...
so is there programing so strict, how many generations of natural selection would be needed for mutations to show?
>>708334584
Or here's a delicious cock if you prefer
>>708334663
>>708334328
There is bowl of it right there and he might've asked his mom what it was while she was eating it.
Basically the urge to be one of the big kids that everyone has been through. I remember being fascinated by gum because i couldn't have it to begin with(I didn't get the part of not swallowing it), once I was allowed it, it lost it's allure though.
>>708334338
>>708334415
>>708334473
>>708334663
You're missing the page where the guy kills the mare and the other foals at night.
>>708334889
>>708334338
I always wanted to see just how much her would crap after a week, and wee what the learned once her does finally shit.
>>708333262
That's nice dear.
>>708334946
>>708334484
>>708334558
You're thinking of the litterpals like in this comic
>>708327411
And most of the time, the back end is boxed off.
>>708334304
Thanks, man. I've been looking for it everywhere.
>>708335057
>>708334439
Hurry back to your trap thread. You might have missed some man anus.
>>708335307
Here's one by the same artist
>>708335062
Aaand done with "Goods Manners Is All That Matters"
>>708335094
You're welcome.
>>708323134
>make bestest baby great again
>>708335425
>>708334092
this rasies the question, even though we have never seen a comic where a mare successfully raises a foal to adulthood, or for that matter a foal surviving to adulthood without human care, would mammahs be able to handle the concept of a grown up baby?
>>708335480
Here's one that sort of reminds me of Good Manners is all that Matter
>>708335721
>>708335524
Yes, and it has been done quite a bit. Even feral fluffies can survive multiple generations given the right environment.
>>708335787
>>708335062
>You're thinking of the litterpals like in this comic
I know, but I am remembering a certain one with litter pal mares, in a store, marked $40 on sale, and one is clearly a male loosing its shit while the rest are sobbing.
>>708335834
>>708335945
>>708334824
>>708335809
>Even feral fluffies can survive multiple generations given the right environment.
yeah, I will only buy that ferals surviving crap once someone admits that these things can evolve.
yesterday we dicussed various feral fluffy mutation that hung out int he city, built around fight or flight.
>>708336183
>>708335842
Hm, I haven't seen that one. I'll see if I can find it on the booru.
Should I post this? The story isn't great but the art is brilliant
>>708336263
wow, the damn fluffy deduced that his testicles had something to do with babies, how did he figure that out?
>>708336772
yes.
Also feel free to post links to good stories. I remember one about a guy who hates fluffies giving one a try and it just makes him more and more pissed off. I think it ended with a play or something. If anyone knows what I'm talking about let me know.
>>708336188
Why would they need to evolve? If a feral herd found an abandoned house in a temperate climate with a good food source nearby and no predators, they'd be set.
>>708336416
its not on there, there is alot of one time scene stuff that appears here, and never makes it on the booru, either that or there is never a descriptive tag.
i dont get it, why the hate on those things? is just for the gore?
>>708336772
>>708337185
>>708330489
>>708330548
>>708330610
>>708330678
>>708330743
Don't know why, but I liked this comic... like, too much
Any of you faggots use Cherubplay? It's mostly a Homestuck thing but I've seen a few fluffy prompts pop up over the past few weeks. You ain't enjoyed a fluffy until you've roleplayed beating it to death.
>>708337318
>>708337389
>>708327714
Shit man. I'm not a dog person, but I like this scenario
>>708337148
It runs the gamut. There's plenty of good positive and just plain sad stuff to be found too. There's good abusive stuff, but edgy faggot purists are seeing to the destruction of this community by demanding abuse and only abuse.
Don't be fooled, is all I'm saying.
>>708337467
>>708337571
>>708337635
>>708337717
>>708337786
>>708337039
You basically just describe a human house hold, the only place these things can survive.
as is these things are too garbage to live outside for more than a weak, the reproduction excuse is bullshit since these things apparently have still borns with inadequate nutrician and a broken digestive system. the only way I can see these things surviving out in the wild is if there nearly total altrician save fore the few with less broken genes that can be favored by the environment's terms of selection.
>>708337185
Oh this story, yeah the art is great, but the story is so fedora tipping it makes me cringe.
>>708337849
I think it would be pretty hard to hate fluffies if they looked like this. What say you, anons?
>>708337853
Are there more of these pictures or do you adhere to it because you prefer them this way?
>>708337959
>>708329801
If you feel like reading here's the sequel.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/33432#search=hoarder
>>708337919
>>708337865
This, a thousand times this. The last panel should have a big vape cloud floating around the guy
>>708338041
>>708337959
How they look isn't really important to me, it's how they act that makes a fluffy pony.
>>708338099
>>708338173
>>708338265
>>708338326
>>708337505
It's a lot of hard work and patience, but holy fuck, the pay-off of knowing something in this shithole world trusts you is insane.
>>708338375
>>708337853
And yet, there's a metric fuckton of art and stories out there where they do manage to survive in the wild. See Shadysmarty's "Death in Wilmington" comic for example.
If you need further proof, just look at all of the invasive species in our own environment that weren't supposed to be able to live in certain places and yet they do.
>>708338440
>>708338099
Yeah it also bothers me that he doesn't respect her instincts about her babies. Animals use smell to figure out if their young is healthy, why is he acting so high and mighty about a mother abandoning a baby that probably won't make it?
>>708338508
#Euphoric
>>708338638
Fluffies place a lot of value on how something smells. Of course the afterbirth smells terrible and it's meant to convey that she's a shitty mom.
>>708338107
>>708338151
Well, what I was thinking was that, from a cultural standpoint, at least in America, it might make it harder because they look so much like horses and their importance in the settling of the Midwest and Western states. For example, eating horse meat is considered almost unthinkable outside of a few ethnic groups here in the U.S..
>>708338638
because she only ignored the fluffy since he didnt wash it first like the rest, she didnt like that it smelled bad.
>>708338836
But the other babies had afterbirth on them as well.
She differentiated them as smelling pretty, most likely because they were healthy.
>>708338873
>>708338969
So he interfered in her birth and took away her job of cleaning them, how the heck is she supposed to know if the foal is bad or not then?
>>708338975
No, he washed the first one, he sort of cleaned the second one and she rejects the thrid because it wasn't initially clean but he gives it some lavender soap and then she likes it.
>>708338028
well I think stillborns and disease are jsut a regular flaw in the fluffy design, that's why hasbio fluffies are worth more than fluffymill fluffies.
basically the idea for fluffies as they are surviving pretty much on the reproduction excuse, while having a garbage digestive system, bad nutrician and a tendency to bear still-born, it would make more sense that ferals in that form are just rejects or unsold fluffies abandoned to the elements regularly and just die through one of the many lethal factors of the world.
unless, we decide we can have some that do have in a kink in their programing and actually do mutate and evolve.
yesterday we talked about different things evolved from fluffies based on key instincts,
they are generally smarters and have better instincts,
the flight fluffies, now has eyes on the sides of their heads and have blendably coats and are nomadic, and can run really fast.
the fight fluffies, also known as 'toughies' strong bodies, hard headed and heavy hoofed, these thing have large herd, are territorial and nocturnal. they tend to have sick brawls in allies every night to win territory and mates, the are very aggressive and tough.
LAst would be the steal fluffies, they are scavengers, travel in very small family groups and pick discreet routes, are omnivores and can eat human foods. basically koiwolves.
>>708338759
Kek
>>708338483
>If you need further proof, just look at all of the invasive species in our own environment that weren't supposed to be able to live in certain places and yet they do.
but in all cases they are suited to those environments to an extent, then become finely tuned through evolution.
the fluffies are not defualt suited to anything save for human captivity, once beyond that, they have little to no faculty to survive, and the reproduction edge is worthless unless they can evolve.
>>708339296
As I said here>>708339296
He interfered in a natural process and then blamed the mare for being confused, if she had cleaned them herself, she probably wouldn't have abandoned any of them.
>>708339404
I know, I was the guy you were discussing it with. I was just wondering if the picture you used to explain was established canon or the affectation of a specific group in the fluffydom.
I've also seen the liquid shit explained as a kink in relation to skunk dna, and thus not because of malnutrition. The fragility of the fluffies is only a problem if they are found and stillborns would only be a problem in seasons with low food intake.
>>708339296
>>708340109
sorry said here>>708339210
>>708339757
No use wasting my time arguing with someone like you because you've clearly established your headcanon and it can't be explained any other way.
>>708339404
It's embarrassing to admit this, but for the longest time I never noticed that one of the fluffies in the picture is a Sea Fluffy. That's why their foals are messed up and were stillborn. Mixing fluffy breeds don't always work.
>>708340109
generally, everything on fluffies facts just re-enforces every reason they CAN'T survive.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/Fluffy_Facts/3
though that might be the only comic that sells their garbageness as intentional.
>>708334788
All animals are like that are you stupid
>>708340390
why does no one want these things to evolve, that could reinvigorate people's interest in fluffies again!
>>708341082
Hmm yeah I've read a lot of those and it seems the picture you use is the only one that make them die off without special junk.
All the others tend to speak of their stupidity.
Even with stupidity, a hyperactive reproduction could enable them to survive. It's just rare that they survive to have several litters, but if they bring their first litter to sexual maturity, they don't really have to.
>>708341626
It's not so much that I am against the idea of evolution, it's more that you are staunchly saying they wouldn't be able to survive in their original form in the wild at all.
>>708341941
>it's more that you are staunchly saying they wouldn't be able to survive in their original form in the wild at all.
well the wouldn't, every animal people try to equate them too to make the idea work is already an organism suitable to surviving their environment in some way.
if you let them evolve you solve this lapse in logic. and get fodder for new and interesting stories.
>>708342247
Dude, just make the stories where they evolve if you want them so much, we ain't stopping you.
But could you please stop forcing your headcanon on us?
>>708342437
as long as we stop getting that stupid "consider the following meme" I will shut up.
>>708342606
>>708342633
I'm not even sure I know the specific meme you are referencing.
>>708342710
>>708342247
Something that just occurred to me is that they'd HAVE to survive in an outdoor, no humans environment for several hundred generations in order for a mutation to occur. Otherwise, if the feral population is just being replenished by only released pets or pet store cast offs, you're starting from square on with the DNA every time.
>>708342812
it used to show up on every thread along with a few others basically painting fluffies as something horrible that should rightfully be abused. it was hypocritical as hell. the cornerstone for justification was the proliferation of the ferals, which couldn't survive anyway, but people wanted to make cruelty righteous somehow, so thus the head cannon wars.
note this was long after most of the artists bailed.
>>708342606
>>708342710
>>708342996
I really like the subtle differences in these, aside from the wings and horns I mean. You can almost see the personality traits in them.
>>708343302
What is the general consensus for the time they need to reach sexual maturity?
If it is a short while, several hundred generations could happen in a relatively short time.
>>708343302
that still works within the agreed cannon though. if we want the evolved fluffies they could have been decedents of the unfinished fluffies released by PETA. the ferals heards that are still normal fluffies are the weekly toss outs that smarties can organize, boss and dispose of.
the evolved fluffies probably won't have contact with their garbage cousins,
>>708343509
But hasn't it changed to the point where even in ferals, their personality traits were part of whether they fell afoul of regular people or not?
I mean abusers are gonna abuse, but I've seen feral stories with sensible fluffies surviving by figuring out how to interact with neutral strangers.
>>708343624
The absolutely earliest I've seen an author/artist have a pregnancy occur is at one month and that was shown to stunt the young filly's growth. Most of the ones I've seen have it at about 3 to 6 months as to when a fluffy is ready to breed.
>>708343624
>What is the general consensus for the time they need to reach sexual maturity?
45-60 days to sexual maturity depending on artist/author.
30 days from conception to birth.
25-30 days from birth to weaning.
>>708343986
usually those are smarty lawn invasion stories, problem is they tried pushing that to make the abuse righteous passed the point of pragmatism, they tried to make abusers look heroic in some way that was too much of a push for alot of people.
>>708344134
So basically one new generation every three months?
That would make about 3 viable generations a year, with inevitable die off of young in the winter time, given they live in a suitable climate. If they worked together on stockpiling food, the winter generation might even have a chance of surviving.
That doesn't seem like much of an insurmountable difficulty for regular fluffies to survive in the wild.
>>708344052
And here is the short series of images I was talking about.
>>708344652
But haven't the stories moved past that to a more sensible middle ground?
>>708344731
>>708344700
Also if the elder fluffies die off close to weaning time because of stupidity, there wouldn't be much of an increase in food consumption.
Their dying might even have a small part in their survival success. Also 2 fluffies can double their numbers with a single litter. So even if a few foals die, there is still a good chance of overall survival.
Do you think the mods actually like these kinds of threads? When I report them, do you think that's like a board highlight reel for them?
>>708345393
Why would you report them?
We're not breaking any rules and there is no board that is made to contain us. The mlp board don't want us and frankly I don't want to join them.
>>708344700
its not as simple as those numbers, you have to compile all the hazards of the environment, and all the hazards of the fluffy design.
example, durning pregnacy, the mother is basically helpless, and exposure, starvation disease, or predator, you loose the whole game there,
if litter is successful, how many as healthy, how many are still born, how many can she feed? how many succumb to disease or exposure, predators, starvation, darwin award? if the mammah dies the babbies are fucked. so is the mammah getting enough foad, will she get sick or injured?
there is also the ever present danger of stupidity too.
you gotta consider factors like this in addition to these numbers.
again, if the level of attrition is very high, one can reason the high terms of selection would also start favoring ANY traits that give the slightest advantage.
>>708345393
It seems like they don't care about this threads.
If it is because this things doesn't exist, i don't know
>>708345539
Hello, newfriend.
>>708344812
i think there is a big gap between, "this is fucked, but who cares, I like it and an"
and
"this is divine punishment I want these things to suffer for they are worse than I!" type crap.
>>708345657
So reporting them would annoy them, because then the threads are where they see them on /j/?
>>708345393
nah, they were when these threads were huge, now they are chill, 3-4 people a night usually,
no derailing wars either anymore.
>>708345539
2nded
>>708345746
yeah don't answer my question, just call me names.
I've been here for years.
>>708345656
I'm thinking if they get out into the wild, there would be less inherent dangers and more food to survive on. Sure predators is a factor, but even a predator get's a full stomach from time to time.
If they gather in herds they have safety in numbers, since even a bear will run if enough people are yelling at it.
Cooperation can alleviate a lot of those problems.
They discard the runts and stillborns, just like regular animals and will eat some of their young to save the rest if food gets scarcer.
>>708334946
>>708333118
>>708331019
those fucking faces roflmao
i want to fucking punch these things and whoever draws them
how do u fags come up with such bizarre ideas
>>708346170
Try making a non-fluffy /mlp/-related thread.
See what happens.
>>708345939
But I'm saying that the headcanon wars seem to be over, why are you still hung up in it?
Just avoid the stories that are not to your tastes.
>>708346318
And yet you've never heard of /trash/.
>>708346745
Enlighten me anon.
>>708346632
well its more the people who perpetuated that than the stories themselves, but again, these threads have dialed down considerably. few of those people are around anymore.
but the arguing always seemed to bring us back to the feral crap.
>>708346924
>Give him board name
>Enlighten me
I'm sorry, anon, you're beyond helping.
>>708347290
>>708347357
I looked through the list, didn't find off topic in it, had to google it to find it.
>>708347357
>>708346924
kids.....
>>708347456
>>708347357
> calling him a newfag
> mention new board to prove he is a newfag
Retard alert. Also
>/trash/
Is basically just for shit that doesn't belong where it is posted. It isn't a formal catch-all board. /b/ is closer to that.
>>708347678
>>708347694
heh, I figured my getting hung up on stupid crap would land me getting call a newfag, but i will settle for faggot ^^;
>>708347604
Then I guess you weren't quite too noob-tier to think of 1 of the 3 simple ways to find it. Chose the most internet noob of the bunch, though.
>>708347694
It was easy to find when it was posted.
>/trash/
>Is basically just for shit that doesn't belong where it is posted. It isn't a formal catch-all board. /b/ is closer to that
Doesn't matter, officially, /mlp/ is still banned on /b/, dumbshit.
>>708348110
Story associated with this image
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/41450
>>708348300
PETN's never going to finish that shit off...
