When is God going to judge the wickedness of this world
When he's done sucking Charles Darwin's dick.
>>708307745
Charles Darwin's bones are dust.
God remains forever
>>708307929
You know what else last forever? Herpes.
>>708308492
I was asking a serious question though
>>708308619
We'll if it is coming I can't wait.
My wife died 3 days ago what god? Fuck this world, there is no god or justice.
>>708308910
Me too.
>>708308940
1) my condolences
2) why are you blaming God?
>>708308940
You got what you deserved you stupid fuck no one owes you shit go find a new one
>>708308940
Nigger 98% of people dies. Sucks to be you but this shit kinda happens.
Also there is no god
>>708307372
Whenever the sun expands into a red giant and engulfs the entire world and kills everything in it
>>708309402
You're wrong.
The scriptures say that God is here and eternal
God is real......I pledge my soul to him
When hell is proven real
>>708307929
>God remains forever
only in your tiny mind
>>708307372
Nice false perspective in that image. There's clearly a little hill that the skeleton is leaned up on. It's much closer to the camera than the person standing there.
>>708307372
he already did, all the good people went to heaven, the rest are still here in hell.
you picked the right god, didnt you?
>>708309402
What happens to the last 2%.
I'm not religious, but I'm curious about your answer.
>>708307372
Oh you mean these two? Yeah these gods already gave their wrath
The fool says in his heart "there is no God"
Psalm 14:1
>>708312254
>The bible is true, it says so in the bible.
Enjoying that merry-go-round?
>>708311618
>illuminati
>>708312476
Elaborate, every time I see someone say illuminati it sounds like "God did it" in my ears.
You heard about russia, right? He (even if he does exist) will be judging soon
>>708312365
So why is it wrong, if you're so wise?
Why don't you put put the number of years you've been alive up to the wall of the number of years that inspired people have been writing the bible?
How old are you? 20? 30? 40?
The bible canon has been around for over 4000 years
>>708312847
Oh so the time a religion has been around make it more valid? Then the bhagavad ghita is more valid than the bible.
Excuse me while I join some krishna monks for lentil stew.
>>708307372
If you fucktards get your asses up the basement steps on November 28 and actually manage to elect Trump?
Yeah, then God will judge your wickedness pretty soon, I guess.
>>708307372
god and the bible are not literal, the way people express things changed a big deal from that time to our time.
>>708309432
Spoken like a true
>“I’m not religious, but I’m spiritual”
ass-clown.
Well, unless you meant that ironically, in which case I tip my proverbial hat to you, good sir
>>708313214
Hebrew is the first language. The word Adam came from the hebrew word אֲדָמָה, meaning earth and Akkadian documents validate this by using "adamu", to make. Hinduism was not the first language at all
>>708313214
Mmmm, lentil stew.
But just out of curiosity: is this really the oldest living religion?
>>708313732
>Hebrew is the first language
oh brother. this is too stupid, even for /b/
>>708313775
Nah it isn't, but it's older than the bible.
They've found remains of people being cremated from 40,000 BCE which indicates some sort of religion.
>>708313775
Just read your post again, missed the living part. The oldest living religion would be the start of hinduism in 9831 BCE in india.
>>708313974
Yea, Hebrew was the first language. Then men became proud and Nimrod constructed a high tower to show his arrogance towards God and the angels, so God caused most of them to speak other languages and it was all disbanded
>>708314156
yeah, i know that, but your quip made me wonder about the oldest LIVING religion, i.e., the oldest that still has adherents
>>708314358
okay, so oldest AND hundreds of millions of adherents. sounds like a winner to me then
>>708307372
>When is God going to judge the wickedness of this world
>God
>>708307372
>When
god doesn't exist. so, never.
There is no God, you wak minded ass bubble !!
>>708312476
>reptilians
>>708314156
>...which indicates some sort of religion.
No it doesn't. Maybe the body was diseased.
Are there even burial rites from any modern religion where they burn the bodies?
>>708314551
Yeah, if you go along with the premise of age equalling validity.
>>708314388
Tell me, do you take one of the horses or do you prefer the wagons?
>>708314625
The fool says in his heart "there is no god" Psalm 14:1
So.
I guess you're a fool then
>>708311618
Haven't figured that part out yet. I got my top scientists on it tho
>>708314818
Hinduism does that, and stuffs the ashes in the ganges.
>>708307372
already judged and punished,
read Genesis 6-to-8, thou Heathen
>>708314388
>>708314576
You'll soon find out.
All of us will when we see the day of judgement :)
Have fun
>>708314842
>Yeah, if you go along with the premise of age equalling validity.
hey, it works for grampa simpson
>>708309402
Have fun burning in hell
>>708307929
God remains for as long as a person believing in him exists
>>708315086
Were you around to disprove that at the time?
>>708314388
Yea but anthropology with carbon dating suggests otherwise.
>Fucking Jews attempting to wash history again.
>>708314876
So you have no answers and no argument?
>>708315389
I know its bait, but I'll bite anyway
Were you there to prove it?
>>708315379
No. God remains forever regardless of whether this universe or your little soul exists or whether it doesn't exist
>>708315343
Well grandpa simpson would be a man I'd follow, he's a delightful fellow.
>>708315399
>>708315399
Ipse se nihil scire id unum sciat mother fucker!
>>708315399
You deny God, the Bible says that people who deny God are fools, so I guess you're a fool.
That sucks
>>708315835
Yay, this merry-go-round just keeps turning wooo
>>708315550
No, but the Spirit of God was and he told people what to write
>>708315680
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708307372
God is dead, thats actually his skeleton on your picture.
>>708315835
See >>708315897
Your bible is invalid
>>708311618
The 2% is the statistical margin of error.
>>708315835
God, religion, all that: tools to keep the proles in line. Nothing more. And they eat the shit up like soylent green...
>>708315935
>>708315933
Before you die when you're old I ask that you remember this conversation and what it could have meant to you
>>708311618
>>708307372
psst you are already in the purgatory
>>708315935
But isn't Man inherently flawed, and unable to comprehend god's true will?
>>708316178
Oh now you're threatening me with hell right?
I don't get how Christians think that is scary to atheists.
That's the equivalent of me threatening you with my pet sasquatch.
>>708307372
He already did. You are living in hell my friend, we all are.
>>708316178
Here's to all who don't believe in God: I hope that Jesus shows you the way out of this wretched evil world and I hope to see you in Paradise
I always hope for that :)
I rather live my life with people thinking I'm wrong then being wrong at the end facing judgement
>>708316679
>Acts passive aggressive.
>Thinks it makes you a good person.
>>708316679
Amen, Anon. Amen. May these souls find their way into Heaven.
God bless?
>>708316679
>>708316964
>>708316679
Samefag as fuck
>>708316710
What if other religions are right and you are wrong? You ever wonder why a Saudi or Malay (typically Muslim) doesn't wake up in the middle of the night, having had a revelation type dream wherein they were visited by Jesus and told to convert? Your location and parents typically determine what religion you follow.
>>708317428
Not quite, friend. Have a blessed day.
>>708307372
>>708307372
never because not real checkmate theists
>>708317661
Have you ever considered how your blessings might seem rude to some people?
If I die and there's anything after this, I'll be surprised. I'll just live my life without regrets and try to leave the place better than I found it. If there is a deity judging me after I die, I can only hope they'll judge my life by it's own worth and not by how much faith I had. I'd hate for the afterlife to be some kind of members only club where you get in only if you pick the right god and worship it in exactly the right way. Seems a little unfair to people who guessed wrong. Turns the whole thing into a bit of a roulette and undermines the whole idea of meritocracy wherin the good are rewarded and the wicked punished.
>>708316679
Groveling at the feet of some extra dimensional wizard for all of eternity is no paradise.
>>708317661
>Not quite, friend
Prove it.
Or is this one more thing about which I'm meant to "just have faith"?
>>708307372
Thursday
>>708317788
Did you find it rude?
Christians are already familiar with the Moses/Jesus typology of the book of Matt, Google "Jesus the new Moses" for more on that. What Christians don't realize is that where the Moses/Jesus typology ends, and the beginning of Jesus' ministry, the Jesus/Titus typology begins. Every single event in Jesus' ministry is a darkly comic version of events described in "wars." A SEQUENCE of more than 2 dozen parallels between the two works.
A few examples in sequence:
Jesus, at the shores of the sea of Galilee, calls men to follow him and become "fishers/catchers of men."
Titus, at the shores of the sea of Galilee, defeats rebels led by a Jesus, calls his men to follow him and spear/catch defeated rebels still floating in the lake, thus turning his men into literal fishers/catchers of men.
Jesus travels to Gadara and encounters a legion of demons who possess a man. Jesus commands the demons into a heard of swine who rush down a steep hill and drown in the Jordan.
Titus' army travels to Gadara and encounters a legion of rebels (Josephus refers to their leader as a demon who infected his men.) With expert command of foot and horse the rebels are forced down a steep hill where they tumble into the Jordan and drown.
Jesus, son of a Mary, in Jerusalem, at passover, tells his followers to eat his flesh and drink his blood. A human passover lamb.
A starving mother named Mary, in Jerusalem, at passover, slays her son, roasts and eats half of him. A human passover lamb
Outside Jerusalem Jesus and two others are crucified. Joseph of Arimathea asks Pilate and is granted permission to let Jesus' body down from the cross. Jesus survives.
Outside Jerusalem Josephus bar Mathias (notice similarity in names) sees three of his former friends on crosses, with tears in his eyes goes to Titus who orders they be let down. One of them survives.
>>708317901
Just take my word on it. It isn't that big a deal.
>>708318004
This typology on its own is more than enough evidence to say without any doubt Jesus was created by the Flavians, but there's a lot more. There are a number of literary puzzles that offer more proof (the puzzle of the empty tomb, the puzzle of Decius Mundus, etc...) There is also another sequence of parallels between Paul's letters and Tacitus' "annals."
Also the influence the Flavians had in the early church. The first non-fictional pope was a Flavian. The first Christian catacombs were financed by a Flavian (sister or niece of Domitian, Domitilla,) who incidentally is also a saint.
There is also the absolute lack of any evidence of Christians anywhere in the empire prior to 70AD, no inscriptions, no art, no grave markings, no carved symbols, no writings, no comments by any historians, no churches, absolutely nothing. At the end of the Flavian dynasty, 25 years later, we find all of those, in every single province of the empire. Only one group had the ability to do that. Only one group wouldn't have been killed for trying to do that. That group was the Flavians and their allies.
>>708317928
Yeah, because it presupposes that you are right and I am wrong. We have no way of knowing either way. If you say it to your fellow believers it would be more congenial though.
>>708315357
If there is, on some fucking ridiculously off chance, a hell then I am fucking there. Get a good tan while listening to slayer. U think drugs and whores will be in heaven?? Fuck that pansy faggot new kids on the block shit in heaven
>>708315897
well, it's a lot more succinct than that 2-volume fairy tale that just goes on foreeeeeeeever.
>>708316178
MOO
>>708318546
You can skip a good part of the first volume though, it's just a lot of begats.
>>708307372
Ying and Yang, man. The universe is part darkness, part light. Embrace the darkness. Embrace the light.
>>708318744
Stfu fag just chill
>>708307372
God is dead, and Lucifer is his nephew. When exploring his attic, he found god's 7th grade science project. He ends up toying with it for fun. Eventually, he shall reveal himself to us with a piercing stare from the heavens.
I, for one, welcome our new brimstone-crowned ruler.
>>708318744
I just embraced mu Ling-Ling not long ago
>>708309571
>You're wrong cause my book says that you are
Nice critical thinking skills retard
>>708317831
No this isn't true all. If you have faith as small as a mustard seed it still counts. You just need to trust that you will be saved. It doesn't matter what you've done. Everyone is trash
>>708319006
Cool analogy
>>708319297
Thank you very much
>>708319185
That's a copout though, I'd rather take responsibility for my actions than believe in a get out of hell free card.
>>708319185
cling to that 2800 year old jewish cult, faggot.
>>708319006
I, for one, think that there is no food so exalted on the face of Gods gray earth as that king of foods, the muffin
>>708319297
I'm imagining a universe in a box, but satan removes the viewing port and just greets us with a sure truth.
>>708319185
I hope this us bait or the only way to help you would be a bullet
>>708318885
no u
>>708307372
>tfw you know people who actually believe these pictures are real and claim the government is hiding them somewhere
>>708319441
That's like saying cling to that fact from last teusday : truth is truth. The letters in this post will be the same three seconds from now as ten thousand years from now
>>708318713
>Jesus/Titus
hey, that's the sexy part!
>>708319497
The muffin man?
>>708319782
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffffffiinnn!!!!
>>708319734
sorry, wrong quote. was just responding to
>>708318713
>>708319734
And all the begats have zero descriptions to them, they just say it happened.
The relationship between jesus and john is way juicier.
This is stupid. You're stupid.
>>708319727
There's religions older than Xtianity; Judaism for example. Hinduism predates Xtianity by over 2000 years. Egyptology by like 4000. You've got no lock on the truth. You've just been fooled by a religion that's meant to keep you in thrall man. Religion is fine-grained control over the proles.
You're happy being a prole? Cool.
>>708307372
When Russia begins a nuclear war.
>>708312616
God is Russian.
>>708318713
And even then the whole thing is just metaphor, anyway
Take those edges and slit your wrists new fags
>>708320072
>And all the begats have zero descriptions to them, they just say it happened.
imagination, bro, imagination
>The relationship between jesus and john is way juicier.
true
>>708307372
He already did anon, and created 4chan as a punishment.
>>708319727
>truth is truth
>makes a claim that can be proven
>that's the same as the word of this book that can't be proven
>>708320440
There's gotta be jesus/john slashfics out there.
>>708320161
What do you mean by fine-grained control? What about "if it is better to listen to you(speaking to government official) rather God that is for you to judge"? How is that control?
>>708320573
With circular reasoning the ride never ends.
>>708320573
There are self evident truths that do not need to be proven. Axioms for example.
>>708320894
Can you prove that?
>>708320894
>>708320894
>There are self evident truths that do not need to be proven
Which?
Only a higher power could have made OP such a faggot. Prove me wrong.
>>708320969
Truth is truth no matter the proof
>>708321770
Okay give me some examples.
>>708321763
>>708321862
I suggest you study theology, these "contradictions" would clear up after you had an understanding of the background context
>>708322176
Do enlighten me
>>708310565
My condolences, you wasted your soul
>>708307372
You shouldn't come here for anything serious
>>708322317
>expecting discipline dating back since the dawn of humanity to be summarized in one shitpost
>>708321770
>>708322037
Cat eat your fingers?
>>708322630
>says those aren't contradictions
>can't explain how
>>708322582
Kys fagg
days never gonna happen . jus do your best to be a good man everyday and keep ur side of the street clean
>>708322804
As I said before, those verses are taken out of context. You must have a view of the whole picture before you can understand what it is a picture of. Things look blurry until you step back
>>708323028
How very Christian of you, friend. I bet Jesus is rally proud of you for that.
>>708307372
Be paitient, my friend. There will be a solar storm and WWIII is nigh within the upcoming election in the US.
>>708322630
>discipline dating back since the dawn of humanity
One quotes 2 passages, where one says David killed Goliath and the other says it was Elhanan. The other quotes god saying "eat whatever you feel like" then going back twice to say "except that."
>>708322783
Truth is what corresponds with reality. No matter what proof there is or isn't , reality is what it is.
>>708323370
Has it occurred to you that there could be two different men with the same name Goliath? It still happens today, many people around the world have the same name as me, but are not me
>>708307372
when the times comes.... he won't have to...
>>708323381
But reality changes when we observe it, so how can it be true all the time?
Never. We are a very entertaining reality show for him.
>>708323572
2 Goliath the Gigites? Nah, fam. Its author oversight
>>708307929
>God remains forever
As all conceptions do.
>>708323674
No, your perception of reality changes. Reality itself does not. A schizophrenic person might experience hallucinations . But his perception of reality does not change it, because I do not perceive his perceptions.
>>708307929
Christians 0... athiest 0... nick west 1
All virgin atheists. Smoke some DMT.
>>708324021
But if our perception of reality can change, how can we know if anything we perceive is really true, it might just be how we see it.
>>708324077
Check em
>>708324207
Gay
>>708324348
I'm bi actually.
>>708324402
No such thing. Nick west 2
>>708307372
Andre the Giant?
>>708324512
You win.
>>708307372
never, cuz he's fuckign communist
>>708324510
Prove it.
>>708324207
Then how can we know that science is true?
>>708324207
Cuz god, bro. Its always the same contradictory story with these illogical biblethumpers.
>god is perfect
>god somehow makes imperfect beings
>god is just too grand for humans to understand
>that's why we have this book full of his perfect words to guide us
>even though we're imperfect and can't understand
>but its okay because it's god's own perfect words
>written, translated, and preached by imperfect beings
>>708324777
Trips
>>708324207
How can you yourself be sure of that statement?
>>708324780
Thar's retarded. Why would god have reason to create us?
>>708324746
He wont have to prove it with the mental studys going on. Theyre about to prove all this gender shit is a farce
>>708324780
This merry-go-round is getting boring.
I think I'll try another one.
>>708324777
If we can reproduce it consistently, we can have some data to work from, but if it turns out to work but for different reasons than we thought, we have to readjust.
>>708324948
That was kind of my point. He was talking of axiomatic truths, I'd posit there is no such thing.
>>708325069
>god
>reason
>>708307372
As soon as the Gospel has been preached to all the world:
14: And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
15: When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
16: Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
17: Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
18: Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
19: And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
20: But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
21: For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
-- Matthew 24: 14-21
If there was a god, he would have listened to me and I wouldn't be in so much pain for the last 5 yrs because of this complex ptsd.
There is no god
>>708325248
Your trips argument is invalid cause the trips
>>708325309
This
>>708307372
That would be a great picture if it were authentic instead of a composite.
>>708325600
Too true. Dubs makes it so
>>708325380
Yeah, I'm used to this line of reasoning from religious people, so why not accept your trips logic.
>>708325309
>almighty God
>my personal butler
>>708325248
But if all our perceptions are flawed, how can we ever know from science we do not have a flawed view of reality?
>>708316045
What kind of statistics leave a 2% margin of error? You need a bigger sample size.
>>708325724
Rules are rules. If u have no respect for all this random then tits or gtfo!
>>708325907
We can't, but the information we get from the scientific method have a better chance of being true than what religions tell you.
Because religion stops asking where science keeps asking.
>>708325993
>rules are rules
>lack of respect =/= tits or gtfo
>>708325993
I told you I accepted it, I have more respect for chan culture than religion. At least trips are based on randomness like the rest of the universe,
A creator God exists. Religion is bullshit.
>>708325740
how is asking to be rid of excruciating pain is asking god to be my personal butler?
>>708326153
>better chance
I'm not sure about this, who told you this? Or do you believe that science has a chance of finding truth?
>stops asking
Stops asking what?
>>708326538
>A creator God exists
Prove it
>>708326301
This thread. Every response. Every trips, dubs. It doesnt matter. All this is for not and it means nothing if were not constantly joking about it. Im not a rule nazi. I just love antag.
>>708307372
how do you know he didn't already and this is what's next.....oooooohhh spoopy
>>708326625
I am sorry that you are in excruciating pain. I really am. However, why would an infinite almighty God want of stoop to our level? You know what I mean? We are less than nothing compared to him, why would he have anything to do with us?
>>708326653
Why is the sky blue, god did it.
Why is the sky blue, the light is refracted by the atmosphere.
Like that.
>>708326911
If that is the case and he won't stoop to our level why would he send me to hell if I decide to commit suicide?
>>708326690
proof is all around you. you are proof. stuff can't just pop out of nothing and combine itself in such a way it makes a living machine that asks itself how it came to be
>>708327174
Religion makes certain claims about the universe and certain processes that they say involve god in some way. Science looks into these processes and determines alternative theories that can be tested and do not involve god in any way.
>>708327174
That doesn't answer why the light is refracted by the atmosphere, but how. Why is it done with that method and not another?
>>708327475
I don't know.
>>708327682
>stuff can't just pop out of nothing
Who is Lawrence Krauss?
>>708326911
If he sees us as nothing, why should we worship him?
>>708327739
This might be a radical idea, but there is no why, only how.
If we want a why we have to add it ourselves, the how is supplied by how the universe works.
>>708326911
He already did that, he came to us as Jesus, and he who so ever believe that he died on the cross for our sins, shall be saved. Faith the size of a mustard seed shall give you eternal life in his kingdom! Amen!
>>708313272
> and actually manage to elect Trump?
Wikileaks posted top secret documents related to the US wars in the Middle East, secret documents form various Middle Eastern countries, more from various South American dictators, and even financial documents embarrassing Russia and even Putin, but he posted just emails from the Hillary campaign and his internet connection was removed. You worry about Trump with the career criminal Shillary as the alternative? Normally folks have to have their head cut off to be that stupid.
>>708327475
By committing suicide, you are taking the one great thing that God has given us, LIFE! Judas by hanging himself, went to hell.
>>708314625
When you grow up, and develop facial hair, you'll start to learn about science. Then you'll be forced to admit that there's a god.
>>708311618
They become machine god AIs
>>70832805
I can see what your saying, but there has to be a reason why one method of doing something was used over another
>>708328708
>learn about science
>admit that there's a god
Pick one
>>708307372
Idk, ask God...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWznjnVL2qE
>>708327739
>>708327739
So you claim there is a god but won't stoop to our level but would send us to hell if we decide to commit suicide and you can't answer that why should I believe you in the first place?
>>708327702
Science can not prove what has been begat. Big Bang Theory? Where did the bang come from? Even the greatest mind that ever lived on this earth, Albert Einstein, believed in a Superior Being!
>>708329247
A call to authority does not make it true, even the smartest man on the planet can have fallacious beliefs.
>>708329247
Science is still working on that one. That's the whole point that >>708326153 was making. Science works towards the answer when religion is content to just say "god did it" and leave it at that.
>>708329173
I didn't say he would not, but why would he. For some unknown reason he wants us vile motherfucking faggots. I don't know why though
>>708329639
What do you mean by answer?
>>708307372
Amazing how the Devil abounds, the Holy Spirit will win in the end. We are very close to the rapture. Repent Now! Save your souls! Open your eyes and see what is happening!
>>708329987
How do you define question?
>>708329987
Truth.
>>708330055
>Open your eyes!
Screamed the blind man.
>>708330241
Shut up Devil!
The christian handbook. Other than the bible
>>708331095
https://bookofbadarguments.com/
Forgot link
>>708330486
Oh don't flatter me, I'm as human as you.
I'll die some day and that's okay. I'm just happy I was lucky enough to live.
>>708308940
Everyone dies eventually bro.
Only time can heal this.
>>708330486
>>708331496
Really, you gave up?
You guys tend to be more entertaining than this, are you okay?
>knows 100% there is a god that won't stoop to our level
>but doesn't know why he would send us to hell for deciding to commit suicide
which one is it?
