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>Amy Schumer makes fun of trump during comedy show
>Audience boos
>Amy asks the security to kick out anyone booing
>Around 200 people left the show
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>>708296277
So?
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>>708296277
Was the joke funny? If not then she should be booed. If it was there was 200 butthurt, racist, unfunny, stupid, inbred, retarded, redneck, homophobic, fat, gun toting, facist, shitfucks in that room.
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>>708296277
you and her are the only ones that care, fuck off with these threads ya cunt.
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>>708296809
It wasn't.

"Trump is an orange, sexually assaulting, fake college starting monster!"
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Where's the video of it? News sites keep posting a dead link.
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>>708297206
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd4_1476721847&comments=1
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good! fuck that authoritarian fawning himey bitch.
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>>708296809
>racist, unfunny, stupid, inbred, retarded, redneck, homophobic, fat, gun toting, facist, shitfucks
Progressive liberal democrats, we're the party of tolerance except when you don't agree with us.
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>>708296277
Assuming these people paid for the show then I don't see how it's justified to kick them out for booing a joke. If they were disturbing the show with constant booing in some weird attempt to "fight injustice" then sure, they were ruining it for others after all. I mean, it's not like they didn't know Amy Schumer is even more militant than the typical liberal celeb, they knew what they were getting into.
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>>708297054
>sexually assaulting
that's the best thing about him you stupid bitch, /b/ should ban together one last time and vote this fucking meme to presidency for the god damn lulz.
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>>708296809
>Amy Schumer
I guarantee it wasn't funny
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>>708297054
That's not a joke; that's the truth.
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>>708297328
That was horrendous. I see she's still whoring the anti-gun agenda that she's getting paid for. Should be any day that she gets a job on the comedy news show
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>>708297328
That wasent interesting
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>>708296809
Comedy is subjective dumb ass, it's not universal.
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Sounds about right
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>>708297965
She referenced NAFTA. In a comedy club. During a comedy routine.
>It wasn't funny
>And that's not subjective.
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>>708297328
>"I'm gonna talk about why Trump is a rapist monster and why I like Hilary for 5 minutes and if you don't like it or you boo you will be kicked out"

What the fuck? What a bitch, they paid to laugh not hear you talk politics, they had every right right to boo her ass
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>>708296277
>amy schumer
Her jokes have always been shit. Viacom (mtv/comedy central/paramount) made her famous in an attempt to round out their demographics. If someone went to her show knowing anything about her or the the network she was promoted by they'd have known there's a huge chance her jokes are going to be for a leftist audience. Why would you even go besides to make yourself feel like a victim of the "zog media". Also they tape that shit a lot so they might have fucked up a recording.
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>>708296277
So? She still took their money, OP!
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Not entirely sure why any knuckle dragging trump stumpers would go to see a female comedian to begin with. Most of them would sit there wondering she's not serving them drinks or shoving her tits in their fat ugly redneck faces.
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>>708297742
ad thus the bad reaction
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>>708298551
which means OP's cool story is probably bullshit.
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>>708298222
>>708298444
>>708298555
Three trips
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>>708298222
I'm not saying I thought it was funny, but I'm sure there was one retard out there who did find it funny.
People can find a kitten getting ran over funny, it's dependent upon the individual.
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>>708298616
>>708297328
it happened, not that give a flying fuck about it, but pay attention to the thread.
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I'm a center-leftist and think this is insane. You can't censor people for reacting appropriately to your shit "humor." Amy Schumer and all the other landwhale feminist "comedians" are the worst.
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>>708296277
>how to be a nobody who then makes headlines
>go to a protrump state
>make bad jokes about it
>look i'm famous for 5 minutes now! yaaay
attention whores...
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>>708297686
This guy gets it.
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>>708296277
>>708297054
Seems to me, bootybothered Trumpsters need a
>safe space
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>>708298763
link?
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>>708298746
I agree, I didn't mean it as a personal attack at you, just saying that if you reference NAFTA in a comedy show aimed at college kids and soccer moms out trying to be cool, it means she sold out and is pushing her cousins liberal agenda.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amy-schumer-and-sen-chuck-schumer-team-fight-gun-violence
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>>708299129
not sure
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>>708299129
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>>708296809
Boooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>708299289
>>708299316
Just saying it really doesn't add up

Why would any Trumpfag want to go see Amy Schumer? Are you telling me 200 boyfriends and husbands got dragged to the show by their wives/gfs?
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>>708297438
Motherfucker I'm in the party or fuck every human being on this earth you INFERIOR SPECIES FULL OF CUNTSHITS
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>>708298746
And a kitten getting run over super isn't funny. Some people are just ass buckets
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>>708299552
If only we had a link, huh.
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>>708299782
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>>708299416
GET OUT!
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>>708299552
well you have to ask a few things first
Where was it? Since demographics are different by area
Was it being recorded? Because the networks often do that for big comedians .
How many people were there?
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>>708299552
you asked for a link that was already provided, now you are either retarded since i said i don't give a fuck or you are op baiting for responses to the thread.

we will always have sage.
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>>708297328
>This week has been very triggering
>Would victims of sexual assault please stand up
>If anyone yells out or boos you will be kicked out
What kind of comedy show is this!?
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>>708300068
Exactly. We need a link.
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>>708297686
Truth
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>>708296277
>being surprised at Schumer not being funny

She's 30+ chubby single mom humour
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>>708300190
You have a link.
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>>708300068
It was in Tampa, Florida. Big surprise that the audience had Trump supporters.
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>>708300190
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/10/amy-schumer-trump-tampa/504362/

still doesn't really answer any questions, though
why would Trumpfags go see Amy Schumer?
She's a super mega liberal feminist.
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She's just not funny. At all.

If that's the best material she can come up with and Trump' s her target....she needs another line of work
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>>708300533
Or you're just butthurt she took a jab at Trump.
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She got booed because she's not funny, not because her audience is too stupid to realize they're not in her target demographic (not that anybody is, really, being that she's a comedien that doesn't know how to tell jokes).
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>>708300336
that's the worst kind of humor
>humour
Britfag detected
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>>708300712
Or someone that switches their vernacular to stay anonymouse.
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>>708300190
>Exactly. We need a link.

Read the fucking thread


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd4_1476721847&comments=1
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>>708296809
you need to be called only one word, cuck
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>>708296809
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>>708300524
>>708300874
Finally the link has been released. I've done my job.
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>>708296277
>Amy Schumer says people need to stop making jokes that offend people
>people tell her jokes she be offensive
>she cries political correctness and demands all comedians stop being offensive
>she makes a joke that she knows will offend people
>calls them thin skinned for booing her
>plays victim on social media
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>>708301362
More like a bunch of Trumpfags--like you--couldn't handle Schumer making fun of your Orange Cheeto Jesus Man.
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>Amy Schumer literally brags about fucking unconscious drunk guy on stage.
>Mocks trump for gross comments.
>MFW RadFems / libtards stand by her because she has a cunt.
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>>708297517
Any true/b/tards will.
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>>708301691
Anyone who has the guts to call out Trump is OK with me. Sorry you're so buttmad, anon.
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>>708301587
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Here comes /pol/.
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>>708301794
This isn't your hugbox anymore faggot, and I'm a Clinton supporter.
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>>708297517
this
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>>708301362
everyone is playing victim at this stage it's pretty pathetic. The real victims are the non-partisan for being subjected to all this shit.
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I cringed so hard when she told 'sexual assault victims' to stand up so the audience could clap at them....
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>>708297517
If we do not ban together, we shall certainly be banned separately.
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>>708302037
Or they're stupid Trumpfags who shouldn't have been caught dead going to an ultra-liberal comedian's show in the first place.
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>>708302418
was not talking about the show in particular but yeah.
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>If you boo you will be kicked out
>boos get louder

LMFAO

>everyone point to the people booing!
>im gonna talk about why trump sucks and why i personally like hilary for a while and if u dont like it or wanna boo then get the fuck out

IS THIS REAL

>*calls trump supporter on stage*
>why do you like trump?
>i cant trust hilary
>tons of clapping
>b-but i meant why do you like trump not why you dont like hilary!
>im not really voting for trump im voting against hilary
>even more clapping
>amy tells him to sit back down because shes getting crushed

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
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>>708299089
>gif
>ctr shill
>faggot^2 confirmed
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>>708302664
>being this btfo by free thinking
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>>708302042
Would've been funnier if she asked just donald trumps sexual assault victims to stand up
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Eat shit, Trump. I hope you go down hard on election day.
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Honestly I am a Trump supporter and also I loved Amy until lately. Last season of her show sucked and she got fatter.
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hey when your saying shit in the middle of a show and interrupting it no shit your going to get kicked out
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>this whole thread
dear lord politics are retarded
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>>708302531
That ideology kind of baffles me. You'd vote for some massive retard such as trump to go "against" Hillary? Kind of ironic, because most of these people are hardcore patriotic republicans who'd vote for a shitting chimpanzee before voting for a democrat, and ruin their country in the process.
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>>708299089
>passing off a buzzword framed by YOUR party
full retard
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>>708296277
Amy's not funny in the first place so wtf are they doing there
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>>708303013
u fockin wot m8?!? i'll kick you right in the nutz faget
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>>708302891
Sorry but I am from the future and Trump wins.
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>>708302042
I haven't watched that shit because it isn't worth my precious stupidity time, but did she really do that, what in the fuck? Holy shit she is retarded.
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>>708302891
Interesting that you get to vote for all those statutes. Must take a while to vote.
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>>708303170
riding the fuckin hype train that is: amy schumer. what a joke. she's not even hot. america is fucked and women, niggers and soft liberals are to blame.
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>>708297517
Band together guys. Shake things up. But band, together.
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>>708302891
He will anon, just a matter of days before we get to go to places like /pol/ and GLP and laugh at their faces
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>>708302891
>votes against the death penalty
get. off. my. fucking. board.
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>>708299782
>being this hardcore
jesus man tone it down a little
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>>708303878
it's not gonna pass anyways
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>>708303878
Simmer down now.
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>>708303878
butthurt faggot
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>>708296809
>Was the joke funny?
No. it wasn't even a joke. It was bullshit political commentary.
>makes a few jokes, then switches to basically giving a political speech
>people boo
>she complains
>asks a Trump supporter why they don't support Clinton
>says, she's not trustworthy
>more canned anti-Trump remarks
>she gets booed again
>"Of course, we’re in Florida, you’re going to boo"
>"I know you’re here to laugh, but you choose how you’re going to live your life, and it’s just too important."
>gets security, throws 200 people out of her show

People paid money to go see some comedy. And this bitch starts talking about politics, and not in a joking way. She treated it more like a political rally than comedy. Like this was a fundraiser or something. Did she ever think that many of these people were there to escape all the election bullshit, to have a good time? No one gives a fuck about some random comedian's political views. Fuck her.

>inb4 Stoopis Trump supporter!
I'm not a Trump supporter, this election is just depressing.
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>>708304120
make it better
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>>708303407
Muh vaginah
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>>708303126
pic unrelated though right? You seem to care a great deal.
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>>708304217
I'm voting against the Death Penalty too, faggot.

Mad?
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>>708296809
>womans joke
>funny
Pick one
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>>708304556
>kissless
>virgin

pick both
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>>708304675
look mom im using 4chan!
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>>708304781
>look I'm getting my ass btfo
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>>708296277
Lol, this proves how dumb Trump fans are if they paid to see amy schumer lolol
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>>708304675
>whiteknighting this hard
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>>708296277
It's not even that, If I wanted to listen to a woman talk about her day, what she wants and cares about I'd go listen to my fucking wife, her comedy is shit, the fact she's pushing political views during that just makes it worse.
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>>708302891

>Nov 8th finally arrives
>Trump wins in massive landslide
>polls all shown to have been massively skewed
>terminal amounts of ass pain inflicted on smug liberals
>agonized cries of destroyed liberals can be heard in every city and state
>liberals begin an heroing
>other liberals flee the country for liberal shit holes like Canada
>liberal scourge is defeated
>Trump has Made America Great Again
>Trump proclaimed God Emperor of Mankind
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>>708304511
no but you seem to be. something stinky get caught in your vagina today?
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>>708296277
>IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME GET OUT
Do you expect more from a woman?
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>>708296277
As much as we banter about your mutilated cocks and shit, this is the stuff that males us proud to call you our brothers. Britain loves ya, ye fucking disgusting retarded Yanks. God speed.
Also check'd
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>>708305086
I keked

>women
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>>708304913
How is pointing out that neither of you deserve to have intimate relations with a woman "whiteknighting" anybody?
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Celebrities need to shut the fuck up with their political opinions. If they want to joke about current events, that's fine, but when they drift into serious political commentary ... SHUT.THEFUCK.UP. Even the Daily show used to bug me sometimes when Stewart would start getting preachy. Colbert does that shit a lot now as well.
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>>708304978
Not only will we KEEP the White House.

You will probably LOSE the Senate! And we will have a liberal Supreme Court for decades!
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>>708304978
An emperor needs hands that are large enough to hold the royal scepter. Trump cannot fit that bill.
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>>708304978
>Trump wins in massive landslide
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STUPID TRUMPFAG
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>>708296277
Why am I not surprised that her show is loaded with Trump supporters?
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>>708296277
This whole thread and nobody posted a pic of my fantasy weekend chick.
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>>708304988
You seem pretty queefed out about anons not supporting the Death Penalty, faggot, actually.
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>>708296809
>Was the joke funny?
Shes a female Comedian.
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>>708304978
>>polls all shown to have been massively skewed
LOL
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>>708305533
you mean one of those butterfaces being paid to wear Trump merchandise?

kek
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>>708305556
not as badly as you want to argue about nothing.
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>>708305482
>liberal detected

Hope you have your passport and visa ready
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I thought it was pretty funny. I didn't die laughing but I smiled here and there. I don't see what there was to be butthurt about, Amy Schumer isn't a godess of a comedian but she does have her moments and is enjoyable most of the time.

I think this was more of a Trump supporters getting butthurt at being at the opposite end of the joke for once. Good for her for telling them all to leave and stop disrupting her performance.
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>>708305208
fucking women amirite. lul
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>>708296809
shut up nigger
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>>708305644
There is literally nothing wrong with proudly being a liberal.
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>>708305668
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>>708305668
Nice bait, you have to be trolling because she's not funny. Throwing serious political talk into a comedy routine deserves to be booed, those people paid for entertainment not to be preached to.
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Amy Schumer hate fund

Please donate what you can
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>>708305668
>I think this was more of a Trump supporters getting butthurt at being at the opposite end of the joke for once.
>being at the opposite end of the joke for once.
>for once.

Do you not have access to any form of media, or are you that retarded?
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>>708306018
Total donations: $0

kek
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>>708305615
he said you're geting queefed out, fag. better man up
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>>708305815
True, in as much being a Hillary/MSM narrative supporter isn't concordant to being one.
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People think this is funny?
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>>708297517
You dont seem to understand that Trump owes almost all of his initial popularity to this site, we made him a meme and he took on a life of his own.
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>>708306268
The MSM is anti-Trump. Not a lot of fucks given, either.

Still proudly supporting Clinton as a progressive liberal.
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>>708306194
impossible to man up to someone who's clearly inferior. thanks for the input
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>>708306410
Therefore you are a proud cunt
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>>708296277
Bullshit. No way 200 people showed up to watch her.
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>>708305615
You're right--there is literally no argument against supporting Clinton.
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>>708303126
Why does everybody keep saying Trump is a retard? Most likely has a high IQ
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>>708296277
She should have provided a safe space for those triggered.
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>>708306621
>implying things like "you're a racist" is an argument
>protip
it's not
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>>708296277
and 8500 stayed put. that should tell you something.
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>>708306643
If Trump is intelligent he hasn't proven it. He can't even focus on a thought for more than 2 seconds.
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>>708306397
>almost all of his initial popularity
You what now?
He was a household name before most people on 4chan now were born.
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>>708306722
You're right. Being a racist is a totally indefensible position.
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>>708306564
Pointing the truth out
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>>708306643
he was stupid enough to not let his team look into his past to prepare for shit coming out, like his admitting to sexual assault.

now you have the campaign responding with she's not hot enough for me to assault instead of a reasoned response like i was joking or it was a character for NBC or anything really.
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>>708306824
Exactly what Trump wants you to believe.

The fact is that aside from a reality show nobody watched and a few commercials, Trump has always been a nobody.
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>>708306732
and it was a swing state too. uh oh for trump
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>>708306732
8500 people think amy schumer is funny. 8500 people have bad taste. 8500 people are women. 8500 people are just as offended at dumb jokes as the people that left. 8500 people that don't matter.
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>>708306803
Whould you have said that before this election?

He seems arrogant and full of bravado but certainly not dumb.
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>>708306643
Trump is billionaire, stupid people dont make that kind of money
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>>708297054
>sexuall assault
THAT'S A FINE SHADE OF BLACK YOU'RE WEARING, POT.
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>>708305413
>>708305444

>Trump joins republican primary
>professional pollsters declare he won't even break 2%
>Trump breaks 2% easily
>pollsters declare Trump won't win a single state
>Trump starts winning states
>establishment declares that Trump has "peaked"
>Trump's numbers continue to climb
>establishment declares that Trump has "peaked" again
>Trump surges again
>Jeb goes down in defeat, Marco goes down, field of 16 is whittled down to just 2
>establishment declares that Cruz has this shit
>Trump easily beats Cruz
>democrats think they just got handed the election
>Hillary's numbers refuse to go up
>people fucking hate Hillary
>democratic convention is a massive dumpster fire
>Hillary's campaign begins imploding
>Trump's campaign only grows stronger
>entire political establishment is against Trump
>entire media is against Trump
>zero fucks given, keeps getting stronger
>Trump starts leading in all the polls
>media responds by cooking polls so as to not black pill rank and file libs
>increasingly nervous libs proclaim "he doesn't have a chance, he should just drop out"
>winter is coming for liberals and they don't even realize it
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>>708306643
this is troll right? hav you EVER listened to him speak? he talks on a 5th grade level. study it out.
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>>708306845
Why defend somebody assuming your true character? To cater to shit slinging hypocrites like yourself?
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>>708305668
>pay money to laugh
>told if you dont agree with her political opinions to leave|

How is that funny?
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>>708297054
Amy really needs to stop stealing material.
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>>708306971
>Trump isn't dumb

Except for his policies, like Trickle-Down Economics, a Wall to Nowhere, and believing climate change is a Chinese Hoax.
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>>708306885
Seems more like extreme arogance.
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>>708306924
Uh...no.
I remember the 80's, everyone's always known who he is. Haven't you ever heard of "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous"? He even made a cameo in that McCauley Caulkin movie.
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>>708306397
Yeah, ok... you sound like trumps illegitimate 14 year old kid living in a closet.

"i gave my father his popularity. I did that using cyber. I'm good. My dad is better than me. He's going to be huge. That's how good I am. Remember my words until I deny them."

Trump jumper mentality in a nutshell.
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>>708306992
>trump joins republican party
>has 2% chance
>hillary sets sights on him to win primary
>hillary maneuvers it so he looks tough
>trump's chances skyrocket
>hillary give him more credence
>trupm wins primary
>pivot to general
>out comes the dirt hillary has on trump
>you still think he looks tough


you're pretty dumb son
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>>708306992
There was some Onion article I read last week that encapsulates this perfectly.
>"This is it for Trump." says increasingly nervous man for the 7th this year.
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>>708306018
Sent .1
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>>708307071
Just saying if you're racist, you can't defend it. You're a waste of a human being, basically.
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>>708306991
nice strawman you got there nigga. Bill already served his terms
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>>708306992
Winter is also coming for the republicans
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>>708296277
probably went there just to boo her, just like people showing up at clinton rallies to yell 'Bill is a Rapist'. The alt-right has taken trolling into the real world.
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>>708297054
well he is
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>>708296277
but like 200 out of 9000 tho, right?
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>>708307179
>Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
I never watched that shit. I remember the Apprentice, that's about it. And I didn't watch that shit, either.
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>>708305668
I cringed
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>>708307363
yes indeed. 8500 stayed and cheered. in florida. uh oh for trump
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>>708306971
You seem to set the bar extremely low for intelligence. Will you need help writing the X on the ballot sheet?
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>>708307049

>retard
>make 10 billion dollars

Pick one and only one
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>>708306942
unless they were at a trump rally, right? Then they suddenly matter again.
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>>708296277
I don't like any comic that goes political. If they start as a political comic that's fine, but don't become all political after you get famous.
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>>708307250
>protip
everyone is a waste of a human being
>thinking you're special
you're really on the wrong site, kiddo. why defend something that literally everyone does? that's his problem is not admitting it and forcing everyone to see through their politically correct lenses that they are just as full of shit as he AND she is.
>racism is wrong wah wah
remember what country you're in and how this nation was started. then come and tell me about fucking racism
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>>708307516
apparently i have to say it again: NOBODYS LIFE MATTERS. FUCKING NOBODY
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>>708306971
i've watched him on stuff over the years, his shitty shows, howard stern. i woudn't say he was dumb necessarily. his fights with aj benza were pretty fucking stupid. he always seemed kind of like a dumb guy with money. the smart rich guys, you don't hear about them too much. he has the atrocious taste of white trash new money and he talks like it too. he acts and spends on stupid shit like he won the lottery instead of building his wealth.

but in politics he is way over his head. and that is a sign of low intelligence, not understanding that some people will be smarter than you in certain things.
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>>708307638
No, I'm exactly where I need to be, bashing dipshits like you and winning hard.
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>>708307514
Lost billions, got bailed out multiple times by daddy, and was saved by exploiting shitty tax codes tailor-made for rich assholes like him. He lost 800 million dollars this year and is 1.5 billion dollars in debt. The trump success meme has been thoroughly destroyed, do we really have to keep going over this?
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Amy sounds like a bitch.
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>>708306942
8500 that are not voting for trump compared to 200 that are. that's the point
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>>708307750
so why are you sticking around? No one wants or needs you.
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>>708307790
>i'm winning
kek i want some of what you're having. no seriously, you're a fucking retard and need mental help.
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>>708307252
No, fuckwit, not Bill.
Amy.
She was with some drunk dude who passed out and she rode his barely hard dick. She made herself out to be the victim, of course.
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>>708307909
says the faggot bragging about being racist

kek

stupid stormfag
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>>708307854
i think you're starting to get it finally. holy shit it only took like a thousand times longer than i expected but goddamnit you made it
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>>708307909
you guys are both losing. you're on 4chan arguing with strangers about whether or not amy schumer is funny.
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>>708296809
bait
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>>708304556
Not a whiteknight but I once met a legitimately funny woman, she friendzoned me.
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>>708308019
>racism is bad
nobody cares except for niggers like YOU
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>>708308064
if I'm pissing off stupid right-wing dipshits like I'm doing here, I'm doing fine, actually.
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>>708308048
you again? How long does it take you to put a gun to your head and pull the trigger?
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>>708308162
faggot is so triggered
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>>708308165
true enough
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>>708307213

>internal polling is showing Trump ahead in every swing state
>desperate Hillary knows she's going to lose
>someone brings them the "pussy grab" video
>Hillary thinks this shit will win her the election
>democrats plot a coup with traitor republicans led by Paul Ryan
>dems drop the tape at the same time the traitors launch a coordinated campaign against Trump
>yet again, zero fucks given
>poll numbers barely drop
>disloyal republicans marked as traitors
>black people see the "pussy grab" tape
>damn son, he a playa!
>Trumps percent of the black vote goes up 150%
>Hillary's strategy backfires, she can't win without the black vote
>Hillary blown out in historic defeat
>Trump sworn in as God Emperor
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>>708306824
I meant in the election m8 sorry for not being clear on that.
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>>708308064
the argument was never about amy being funny or not. OBVIOUSLY she's not, but dumb cunts like anon can't tell the difference between george carlin and yakov shmirnov
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>>708308165
>trolling 4chan
>doing fine

Dont think so basement fag
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>>708306992
In a nutshell... this. And I think Trump is a fucking retard beyond all retardation levels.

This is the American people saying enough of the same untrustworthy faces running my life and getting rich from it every four years. And that black guy didn't work out too well for us so it's back to old school.

It's just that you guys could've picked someone who doesn't look up to Archie Bunker and Hitler as role models. You have write in ballots, y'know.
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>>708304556
pic related anon, it's you.
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>>708308188
well there's a 3 day waiting period and background check the whole 9 yards. not to mention the cost of the damn thing and bullets to match. sounds way too time consuming
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>>708308383
I actually live in an above-ground apartment, thank you very much faggot
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(((miss piggy))) is not funny
not good looking
not worth the food or money she receives from the goyim
as for 200 people walking out, the fat pig cunt doesnt care, she already got the shekels.
the thing to do is to NOT GO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

it is time to hit the filth where it hurts. THE WALLET.

STOP BUYING, STOP CONSUMING, STOP ENGAGING AND PARTICIPATING IN THE GAMES OF THE LEFTIST GLOBALIST FILTH.

STOP WATCHING THERE SITCOMMS
STOP BUYING THERE PRODUCTS THAT THEY ADVERTISE

STARVE (((THEM)))
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>>708297054
>sexually assaulting
Well if the media says it enough it must be true. Nevermind we can all hear the same dialog and know it isn't the case.
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>>708308300
>>708306992
someone spent the time typing all this out
cringe
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Why does Amy look like she has a futa penis
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>>708308300
Not in this universe.
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>>708308300
Yee boii
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>>708308521
>THE LEFTIST GLOBALIST FILTH.
mommy says Stormfag Revolution Time is over on the computer for now
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>>708308300

>Trumps percent of the black vote goes up 150%

what from 1% to 2.5%? ha ha
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>>708308570
I don't know but I want her to fuck the holy living shit out of me.
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>>708296809
Hahahaha, that's cute. The Blacks must be armed so cucks like you can die.
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>>708308480
Maximum kek
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I hope their tickets were outrageously priced lol.

Shes inexperienced. Other comedians fight stupidity with subtle backhanded remarks etc. Get serious with the crowd and they no longer feel pressured to laugh along. And I know funny. I'm a clown fish.
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>>708308480
Keep telling yourself that
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>>708308632
He said 150%

That's be from 1 to 1.5. ffs
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>>708296809
she had just started, mentioned trump and they left like little faggots.
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>>708301869
>guts to call out Trump
The entire media is a safe place to go after him holy fuck. Like it is even a risk.
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>>708308756
you sound jealous, actually
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>>708308837
he said it went UP 150% fag
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>>708308782
I pretty much only had to say it once. You're the one still being a faggot about it.
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>>708301869
>implying it takes guts to call someone out on /b/
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>>708297054
mUH VAGINA
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>>708308756
Pectoral fins and time stamp or gtfo
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>>708307792
>was saved by exploiting shitty tax codes
Sounds like something someone with a brain might do.
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>>708309033
You seem pretty mad about it, actually. Otherwise you'd just shut up.
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>>708308756
>Shes inexperienced
bruh...she's been in the business for over 10 years. SHE STINKS
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>>708309197
Yeah it's so smart to evade taxes.
Tell that to the IRS.
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>>708305668
>>708303126
gtfo samefag
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>>708297517

I don't know, I feel /b/ can actually do something that's crazy for once and meme trump into presidency but now it just seems that everyone's alright surfing porn and jacking off here. Sad.
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One thing that I have started to do recently is look for a valid, meaningful point in threads.
So, what is the point? You just stated some facts.
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>>708309241
But....thats my first post of the thread.

Also mad about what? You guys having this super cereal argument about Amy Schumer and The Donald?
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Fuck Trump and everything his cocksucking mouth stands for. You supporters of his are pathetic dipshits and need to get out of your moms' basements and get laid irl, and afterward you'll realize what a dumb motherfucker he is.
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>>708296277
>triggered republicucks
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>>708309434
Just saying you seem pretty mad that Amy Schumer walked away with about 200 Trumpfags' paid admission.
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>>708309018
Oh ya, come keep calling me a faggot come whip out your skinny penis and stick it in my tight ass, yaa come on fuck me faggot do it
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>>708309303
> shitty tax codes tailor-made for rich assholes like him.

Which is it tax evasion or him exploiting the system that is made for guys like him?
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>>708309607
I'd rather let Trump do it, since you're practically chomping at the bit.
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>>708299552

If someone gave you a ticket to a free show, you'd probably go. Lot of the people who go see comedians or concerts are there on someone's dime.

Caesar's is always tossing free concerts to me to go back and gamble. Yeah, I know its not "free" because I'm probably going to lose money, but what the hell.

I wouldn't normally pay to see britany spears or credence or chicago or the 30 or 40 other bands or comedians i've seen, but fuck it. "Free" room "Free" show, "Free" drinks.
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>>708309543
$0.10 has been credited to your account.
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>>708297686
/thread
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She is just happy to have someone uglier than her.....
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>>708309318
We literally already DID meme him m8, you are like a year too late.

>something about not stumping the Trump
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>>708309624
If the IRS is auditing him, then yes there are questions as to whether Trump is legally getting out of paying taxes or not.
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soon
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>>708296277
Seriously tho, walking out because of one dumb joke? Thats fucking stupid. I mean amy shumer isn't funny at all and shes stupid as fuck too but walking out?? Its just a joke jeez
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>>708309691
If I were a staunch right-winger supporting Trump?

No I would not accept even a free ticket to an Amy Schumer show. Is this a trick question?
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>>708309663
Yaa come on respondong to me ya it feels so fucking good yaa, take me on a magic ride through your basement daddy-o
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>>708309197
"I did all the tax preparation. He never saw the product until it was presented to him for signature," the Trump family's former tax accountant Jack Mitnick told Inside Edition. "I’m the one who did all the work."

In an interview on Wednesday, Mr. Mitnick said he could not divulge details of Mr. Trump’s finances without Mr. Trump’s consent. But he did talk about Mr. Trump’s approaches to taxes, and he contrasted Fred Trump’s attention to detail with what he described as Mr. Trump’s brash and undisciplined style. He recalled, for example, that when Donald and Ivana Trump came in each year to sign their tax forms, it was almost always Ivana who asked more questions.
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Clinton maneuvered you faggots into thinking Trump ever had a chance. And you fell for it. Bah ha ha.
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>>708306824
I've known about trump since I was a little kid, before he even had his shows? I just knew he was a big business man and had a toupee.. ... actually, that's still all there is to the guy.
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>>708309841

That or she wasn't any good
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She has to rape to get laid anyway

http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/
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>>708309728
>durr hurr hillureez a kkk sympathsizurrr

old meme is busted faggot
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>>708307049
>Implying he doesn't talk like that to be disarming to the public.
People love someone they can relate to.
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>>708296809
>was the joke funny?
It's Amy Schumer, what do you think?
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>>708309905
yeah but your taxes don't start only during tax season. he's not filing a fucking ez form. throughout the year you're doing all sorts of shit that your tax guy tells you you have to do.
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>>708309897
I don't live in a basement.

That's actually your demographic, Trumpfag.
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>>708309576
Why do I give a shit who made/lost money? It wasnt my money....

>tfw when "ANGRILY" eating popcorn reading this thread
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>>708296277
>200 people
200 people obviously didn't realise they were at an Amy Schumer show...
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>>708310070
God carrying those heavy water buckets for Drumpf must get pretty heavy.
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>>708310148
Just saying, she has their money now, and they're just mad.
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>>708310048
>americans can only relate to someone who talks like an idiot
Sounds about right
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>>708310085
Yaa come on sling those hare words at me liberal, tip your fedora and say m'lady come do it
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>>708310162
Yeah I don't get it, either. Did their wives or husbands MAKE them attend her show?
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>>708309841
Its more like the entire Audience started heckling her and she lost her shit telling them to gtfo.

Might as well have sold tickets saying "Trump supporters not welcome."
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>>708296809
It's Amy Schumer of course it wasn't funny.
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>>708310254
>muh buzzwords

Clinton is kicking the fuck out of Trump this election and is going to WIN.

Your faggotry is delicious.
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>>708310148
What did you season your popcorn with?
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>>708310070
All the more reason to be detail oriented when filling long form. Your excuse for Trump is that he doesn't have to be as exacting as a 10-40EZ? Literally the tax equivalent of "my parents are letting me claim myself this year so I can get video games"?

Really? Do you have brain damage?
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>>708310331
Why would Trump supporters be "welcome" at a left-leaning anti-Republican's show anyway?
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>>708301302
The link was one of the first things posted in the thread you mouth breather
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>>708310208
Well yea, walking out of a show that you paid for all pissy is pretty stupid.
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>>708309875

Again man, why the fuck not.

I just went to the hollywood bowl and saw van morisson and tom jones because someone gave me tickets. Cost me pretty much nothing and the dude in front of me got me stoned out of my mind.

If one of them started preaching about how I needed to vote for hillary or trump or guns or drugs and I felt like I wanted to leave, again, why the fuck not. It didn't cost me anything but my time.

My time isn't really worth that much on a friday night.
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>>708297742
Thank you for correcting the record
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>>708310384
Who the fuck said i supported trump basement queer, get up here and fuck me like your pony dolls ill even let you cum in my belly button and suck it out while wearing your fedora
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/b/ am I gonna get scammed?
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>>708310534
He was doing a birther thing.

Feel free to pretend you got it all along.
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>>708310211
Damn skippy son.
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>>708310411
The salt from all the Bernie supporters.
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you people are thinking about the wrong shit. you that you have the power to manipulate your reality now. dont waste it on their puppet show they made for you. even the best president can only do so much now. nobody is changing the world, for better or worse. let it go.

If trump is elected, there is unfortunately on
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>>708310685
No
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>>708310534
*slow clap*
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