Once I'z hit page 10 I'z b free!
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Once I'z hit page 10 I'z b free!
Not Yet!
>>708296027
Back to the zoo nignog
page ten no
Get back here nigger
There is no freedom from 4chan.
You Cannot Escape
You'll be here forever.
I'm going to bump the shit out of this thread.
>>708296027
No way Nigger
STob ride derr:DDD
Beginning dump
I love bumping these threads, but it bothers me that the nig always gets away in the end.
>>708296027
I wish your mom had hit plan b
>>708298581
Where does he have that he escape to? The rest of the world also hates him.
>>708298510
>>708298457
>>708298432
>>708298392
why do space marines hate blacks?
dump
>>708298581
Throw some sages in, it extends his journey.
>>708298705
Who doesn't?
cfarua fasenta
Buttholeboy is here to fuck you straight back to alabama.
>Never escape.
>>708296027
not on my watch nigger.
>>708298920
I'm building a 28mm scale squat land train for a friend. The engine is twice the height of a land raider and 1.5 times as long.
Pic is a Warthog I'm converting into a Thunderbolt.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
>>708296027
Not leaving, nigger.
http://familycircus.com/comics/october-31-2012/
Nigger you ain't leaving the south
Pic not related
The feral worlder led the Sisters into the temple. Sister Superior Helena was relieved to see it was in relatively good condition- however backwards this planet might be, at least it had kept up its worship. Admirable, really, in a world that had not been contacted by the Imperium since the Salamanders had made a stop shortly after the Horus Heresy. Whatever her thoughts on the Astartes, they'd at least managed to impress these savages with the creed.
"Here," the feral worlder said, pointing at a series of crude paintings inside the temple. Or perhaps crude was the wrong word- primitive, yes, but obvious effort had been put into them. They would not compare with the stained glass or sacred paintings of an Imperial convent, but their bright colors and symbols were certainly eye-catching.
"Tells all the story. Known it since I was a babe." The feral worlder seemed proud, or else simply eager for the approval of the strange women with fire-spitting wands.
"Tell us, then," prompted Sister Helena. The feral worlder nodded, grinning, and pointed to the largest picture. It showed a man dressed in animal hides made of gold, sitting upon a chair that towered over a tiny villiage painted in the background.
"Emp-Rar," she explained.
>>708300110
"Emp-Rar?"
"King Emp-Rar, of the villiage Terra. Powerful magician, made himself god."
"Magician?" explaimed Sister Isabella, her face contorted with fury. "That's heres-"
Sister Helena cut her off with a look. She might normally have agreed with Isabella's assesment, but the feral worlder hadn't seemed to mean anything chaos-related by the word. Besides, until their rescue ship arrived, they were stuck on this barbaric little rock and would have to save their ammunition for true emergencies.
"Go on."
The feral worlder pointed to another picture.
"Betrayed by his son, the Horse."
The Sisters looked at the picture, which indeed showed a very evil looking horse. Trying not to laugh, they silently noted that it did have lots of spiky bits painted on it.
>>708299116
That looks like it could be a pretty good/simple conversion.
>>708300182
"Other sons fight the Horse, even though-" her voice dropped to a frightened hush- "the Gill Man came to take away their manhood with the Coat of Stars!"
Any confusion on the part of the Sisters was answered by the painting of the Gill Man, a large, scaly monster dressed in a starry coat with scissors on the end. Or rather, it was answered by the fact that the scales on his chest were blue and displayed the Ultramarines symbol.
"Yes," whispered Sister Rosalind, "this story was definately told by the Salamanders."
The feral worlder moved on to the next series of paintings, each with a symbol that suggested a different Primarch.
"The Great Green One," she said reverently. "Knew the secrets of Fire and Steel. Refused to let the Gill-Man take his manhood."
Sister Rosalind surpressed a giggle, deciding that the next time she saw the Salamanders she would call them Great Green Ones. They'd kill her for it, but it would be worth it.
"The Angel," came the feral worlder's voice, pointing at the next painting. "Emp-Rar's beautiful daughter." Indeed, the golden-haired woman in the painting was remarkeably beautiful, her body barely covered by a sheer peice of cloth, her blue eyes large and sad as she wept tears of blood.
"Was there a female Primarch?" Sister Ophelia hissed excitedly. "I never learned about her!"
"Don't ask," replied Sister Helena. With any luck, the Blood Angels would never end up visiting this planet.
>>708300230
"One son was a wall."
"You mean, built a wall?"
"Was a wall. Emp-Rar's concubines gave birth to a great wall to protect him. Wall called Dorn."
"I'm really pretty sure this is heresy..." groaned Sister Isabella.
The feral worlder looked at them suspiciously. "Priestesses of Emp-Rar should know the story. Why so many questions?"
Sister Helena smiled, doing her best to convey smug superiority. "We merely wish to see how well you know your history. Memorized speeches are all well and good, but it doesn't mean much if you can't explain in detail."
The feral worlder seemed a bit embarrassed at that. Her head bowed, she pointed to three smaller paintings.
"Other sons, Great Green Ones say are not important, but we put them up here anyway. Important to know history. The Raven-" she pointed to a painting of a large black bird, his wings spread, giving what looked like a murderous glare to the other paintings- '"The Man with the White Scar-" this painting showed what appeared to be a man riding a horse made of steel, a primitive attempt at understanding the concept of an attack bike- "and Bad Angel. Great Green Ones not talk about Bad Angel, though. They say he brings bad luck to those who knew too much."
>>708300279
"They would," commented Sister Mariana. "And I think the Great Green Ones seem to have been a little bitter over Guilliman's backers. Are there any they did say were important?"
The feral worlder beamed at her.
"Wolf-Man. Along with Great Green One, refused to lose his manhood to the Gill-Man's coat of stars." With that, she pointed to the final painting on the temple walls.
The painting showed a huge barbarian, naked from the waist up. Over one shoulder was slung a woman, who looked as if she wasn't quite sure whether or not to be upset by her impending ravishment. In the other hand, he weilded a giant tanker of mead, using it to crush his opponants while taking a healthy drink from it himself.
"Well," said Sister Helena after a moment's pause, "at least they got one right."
>>708296027
nevar
Out of space marines, swapping over to reserve reaction images.
>>708300207
Yeah the Thunderbolt basically is the Warthog of the 41st millenia. It's got the nose-mounted mini gun and everything. I just need a rear facing turret and two wing mounted lazcannons. Since I started casting every bit I get I have plenty of leftover lazcannons and bitz to do conversions with.
Pic related, the space marine on the left is made of no plastic, just green stuff.
Back to the plantation niggar.
>>708300518
>doesn't have a nigh infinite supply of 40k-related images.
>>708300631
I'll kill myself for it later. What's important right now is that he doesn't escape.
This is what Inquisitors looked like during Rogue Trader.
>>708300631
>>708300207
>>708299116
>>708300518
>Out of space marines
>>708300518
>>708300518
>>708300518
>>708296027
Bump a roody-poo!
WE /tg/ NOW
Do you like my Nurgle Helbrute senpai?
>>708298925
>take the knot
wew lad
>>708300559
Looks pretty good for only green stuff. Definitely reduces the price of the game.
GET BACK HERE WITH MY BIKE!!!
Silly nigger, get back to your master or the triple K will lynch you.
>>708301280
I can get about 100 tactical marines with $20 of green stuff if I use it efficiently (not a fuck load of flash)
Does Senpai like my Kustom Meka-Dredd?
>>708301481
>>708301113
10/10 would infest with disease
With this final post, I leave you. I have important things to attend, and can wait no longer. Make me proud, /b/ros.
>>708301545
This is very orky. Well done.
>>708301649
Fuck you, nigger.
>>708301863
THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINTS NIGGER
>>708301050
Sweet face cover-up, no idea what she looks like.
>>708296027
OH HO HO NO U DONT NIGGER
>>708301863
Very nice.
>>708296027
Nice try nigger get back in the white house.
>>708303009
went pretty hard on the balthazar gold tbh famalam
>>708296027
Stay here boy
>>708303009
>>708303176
Here's a better picture, My chapter Colors are Primarily Orange/black/white.
>>708303715
Also dump your minis (40k or otherwise)
>>708303715
You really like golden griffon and balls in her gold.
I like the white though, white is so fucking hard to get right and yours seems decent enough
>>708303823
>>708303838
Do you like my Land Raider Senpai?
>>708303941
MORE LEADBELCHER
>>708303838
It's actually Gehenna's Gold and Troll Slayer Orange.
>>708303941
Yeah actually, It looks worthy of 2000 points of bolter bitches.
You ever consider doing SOB? You would probably excel at them.
>>708304230
I'm waiting for Plastic Sisters to drop. I plan on having 100-200 Sisters to accompany my full Chapter.
This is my Smashfucker, I need to recast and replace the head because I went to heavy on the primer.
>>708304407
>>708304439
Not on my watch!
>>708304600
I have no idea what to do with this guy
>>708303428
More, for science!
Does Senpai like my Plague Knight?
>>708304750
slap a shitton of red on it with a lack and white checker pattern on the top part
>>708296027
>>708305147
not as much as I like this wolf knight but its still pretty rad.
How many points is it? Do you ever get to field it? Nobody ever wants to run knights in my area
>>708305269
I meant modelling-wise. The kanz are all red and black checkered in the Waaaagh-Band. Boyz are brown, Ardboyz iz yella.
>>708305392
Our meta is basically a "no vehicles? go home" kind of deal. This thing regularly gets wrecked by Contemptors.
Dual Kheres Assault Cannon is MEAN.
>>708296027
Not today, nigger.
>>708305392
And it's 445 points and gets IWND from mark of Nurgle.
Knights are really just distraction carnifexes.
I usually run space marines and most of my army is dreads.
I'm in the middle of casting a venerable dreadnought so I can make a teutonic knight-themed Bretheren of the Fell-handed formation using sword and shield dreadnoughts.
I fucked the front of the body but I know what I did wrong plz no bully.
I don't think so you wily coon
>>708305879
Well, you could always use it as scenery- Fucked up ass dread wreckage would look kinda cool