/b/ what secret could ruin your life?
I'm a /b/tard
I wore one of my friends panties once and liked it
I have a tulpa
I fuck hookers, amp, & escorts
I post my girl and my exes on here all the fucking time. usually uncensored. it's almost become second nature now. I need to stop.
I killed a relative but got away with it because of my neighbour
>>708294427
I don;t know the difference between a pupper and a doggo
>>708296488
holy fuck dude, get out.fbis onto you
>>708296373
What did your neighbour do?
>>708295984
if she gets a DNA test, you're fucked
>>708296616
Well because he is drunk all the time and his mind is fucked up, he saved my ass by saying i was with him that moment
>>708295984
They'll find you eventually. Your DNA will be in a database soon enough, if it isn't already, and one day in the near future the child will become curious as to who their father is and break down where the other 23 chromosomes came from and bang you're fucked
>>708296488
>pupper is a small ol' dogger
>Doggo is a big ol' pupper.
Make sense?
>>708294427
I hate my job, almost everyone I know I work with, all my responsibilities, and all of my parishioners that come to my church.
>>708297013
Did you kill that relative on purpose? Was it fun/horrible?
I once jacked off strangling the base of my dick with my sisters panties
dont have any sexual attractions to her just the thought of used panties got me off
only done it once
>>708297141
He needs to hide for 15 more years
>>708294427
allah akbar
>>708296373
i had enough 4chin for today c u tomoro
>>708295899
My friend does too
futa/trap/shemale on male fetish
>implying I'm telling you my deepest secrets
Nice try FBI
I used to stretch out my nutsack and folks would pour whiskey into it and take shots out of it. Seemed like the thing to do.
>>708294427
I fucked my cousin more than once
>>708297852
dude once told me of a friend that did that and would bounce his dick off of it and call it the flying squirrel.
I used to scratch my balls then smell my hands
>>708297375
What changed your mind?
>>708296159
so you are the adder of cancer. kys
>>708298161
Dude if you're alone there is no harm in ball-sniffing. I do it all the time when im stoned af
>>708297718
Mist of is do
>>708298161
>>708298297
But this is normal
>>708297938
I don't get the mechanics
>>708298530
what does this even mean
A 12 year old refers to me as daddy
Hmmm...
>Be me
>19
>Hanging in my friend's place with 3 other friends
>Play video games, drink, eat, drink again
>Ohshitimwasted.docx
>We're all wasted and tired so we go to sleep
>When you're drunk, everything becomes a bed
>Friends all over the the living room
>Wake up before everyone else
>Nice idea incoming
>I masturbate and collect my cum in an empty jar
>Pull down my friends pants and let a bit of my cum over them
>Go back to sleep
>1 friend wakes up in shock and wakes the others up
>They think that they fucked each other
>Pretend to wake up
>"What happened?!"
They decided not to ever talk about this again and have some sort of silence pact. Of course I never told them the truth and I never will.
>>708298679
it means: Kill yourself as soon as possible
>>708296043
What's amp?
I can't be assed to google it
>>708299096
He fucks amputees.
>>708295984
hey, i do the same with my cousin and nothing happen
>>708299096
AMP= asian massage parlor
I was involved in a gang rape like 10 years ago. Didn't realize it was a rape until years later. She was pretty hot, got her drunk, are her out, then fucked her brains out. She wanted with me and my cousin, but I want down so a similar looking friend stepped in. By the end she had fucked a total of 7 dudes and was so wasted she didn't even know anyone's name.
>>708298829
your child?
>I fucked my gf's sister
>I've met what is physically my 10/10 dream girl and have been talking to her for ~4 years but I feel like I can't end what's going well with my gf. qt girl also happened to tell me she just turned 18 so it kind of weirds me out that I'm like 6 years older than her.
>>708297683
>>708295899
For those of you who don't know what a tulpa is, pic related
>>708299096
Guitar amps faggon bitch
>>708299453
Reported to online services, if you're telling the truth simple call to you're internet provider bada bing bada boom you're in jail getting gang raped sorry anon :)
was drunk and fucked my spouses 15 yr old cousin she was rubbing her crotch on my dick and i just said fuck it and fucked her
>be me 15 years old
>mom takes me to her friends house
>her friend had a boy and girl
>the daughter was my age
>mom said to go outside and jump on trampoline with their son
>I decided not to and explore their house
>I was going door to door seeing their house
>opens door to room
>I see my friends moms daughter masturbating
>instanthardon.jog
>I don't say a word and freeze and watch
>girl tells me to lock the door and watch her
>she's about to cum
>I start eating her out till she can
>walked out of the room 5 mins later
>my mom looks at me and smiles telling me we have to go now
>>708298951
lies
>>708299754
nice bait m8
>>708299661
Nobody fucking cares
>>708295984
If you haven't heard her screaming "How this could have happened!?" everyday, she probably had bigger reasons to be pregnant than cum on panties
>>708299897
I fucking care. This thread is cancerous anyway, so I thought that I may as well post it for anyone else. I have (doctor diagnosed, I'm not a fag) OCD, so if I didn't post it, I would have been fucked up. Also, you're a faggot.
>>708300003
quads of justice
>>708294427
that i have information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Cl
>>708299832
Genuinely not bait I am praying you told the truth there because a happening is about to happen in you're life. Gave out way to much info that's basically a confession.
Loving one of my friends(Not gay)
Room filled with garbage
I don't like chocolate milk
Slept with a coworker. Several times. I'm married.
If wife found out, I'd pretty much lose everything...including my job.
>>708300003
Hahahahahahaha
>>708300210
new fag detected
>>708296373
Soooo....it didnt ruin your life. So why the fuck are you posting this shit in this shit thread you faggot?
I pinned my girlfriend down and raped her for "one last go" when she tried to break up with me. We were both 15 and she liked rough play so I didn't realize it was rape in the heat of the moment.
Oddly enough she stayed with me for two more weeks after. She tried to spread it around the school a year later, so I discredited that slut with everyone I knew.
I sabotaged the bike of my neighbor's daughter and she had an accident in which she lost a leg.
Bitch deserved it, she was an 8/10 and after the accident she became a 5 at most with a prosthetic.
Her fucking father shouldn't have killed my dog though.
>>708300250
Fucking kill yourself you chocolate milk hating heathen.
My parents are second cousins, I don't know how people would react to that
I'm a normie who doesn't fancy banging his sister or mother but visit /b
>>708300188
> this thread is cancer
No, little faggot, you are cancer. Kys.
Also, only autists have OCD.
I'm addicted to smelling my own farts. Been doing it for years now. I can't stand the smell of other peoples farts, but when i smell my own farts it feels better than sex. I form my hand in the shape of a cup and then i catch the fart by placing my hand in front of my asshole. I'm even adjusting my diet, so my farts smells even better. I would probably kill myself if anyone ever found out.
I stabbed a guy to death and my friend got a life sentence for the crime, I don't write or visit him Incase he's still salty. I'm also dicking his sister. Good friends are hard to find these days
>>708300716
>I'm even adjusting my diet, so my farts smells even better
>>708300660
Yes, you do. Why would you lie to us?
>>708300716
But...does it count as a secret if everyone does the same?
>>708294427
I'm a two-time military wash-out. I play FPS games so much because I want to remember what it's like to be a soldier.
>>708300982
Honestly I don't, my sisters a hairdresser and when she's cutting my hair I hate her brushing against me. Am I really a normie or perhaps a faggot ?
>>708299161
In person?
>>708298951
I assume it was a sausage party
>>708300925
>I don't write or visit him incase he's still salty.
Kek
that I am a huge faggot and lurk gloryholes and adult theaters for cock, I am a grade school principal, married with 3 kids, I'd lose my job, my licesnce to teach, my wife would divorce me, all my friends would shun me, I'd lose my house in the divorce and she would get the kids, my life would be ruined if anyone knew of my downlow activity
I'm here to share "secrets", please, you first Anon
>>708301085
TBH your the saddest cunt here. Go find a rope and a nice tree. You know it's the right thing to do.
>>708301179
No, he sends his dick in the mail, you retard.
>>708301242
do you steal love your wife?
>>708301189
it was
>>708299792
Pics of her u cuck
>>708301308
If I do, I'll miss the next seasons of my favorite anime, and the new Trek set to release next year.
Besides, I have other things I want to live for now. I still think about suicide everyday, unbeknownst to others.
>>708294427
I store my piss in 2 litre bottles of coke and fanta ive drank, i litterally cant stop doing it ive got 12 bottles under my bed at the moment, i only remove them when i get bored or the smell gets way too bad and it starts to effect my frags in CS:GO
>>708294427
>Im addicted to methamphetamine
You never realise what a sly bastard you are until you fuck up and get hooked on hard drugs. You'd never pick me for a degenerate.
>>708296159
>usually uncensored
Post the uncensored ones then faggot
http://www.strawpoll.me/11450705
?
I occasionally write erotic fiction about me and some of my female friends.
When I was like 11 I had a 9y/o "cousin" That I would do sexual stuff with. It went on for like two years before I learned how fucked up we were. My dad had some pretty hardcore mags that we used for ideas.
Neither of us has said anything and now we aren't a part of each others lives so hopefully it stays that way.
>>708301567
Do you live with your mom?
>>708301559
That's your mind playing tricks on you making you believe you have something to live for. Ignore these thoughts.
>>708301672
mah nigga
>>708294427
I dont give a fuck. None of that matters anymore.
>>708295464
/thread
>>708300716
>Dubs of kekius maxiums
>>708299658
1 get rid of Gf
2 Bang the 18 year old pussy, you have no idea how lucky you are
>>708301735
Go away, Dukat.
Christian, live with/surrounded by Christians, go to church and everything.
Would go balls deep in a hot ladyboy if the opportunity presented itself.
>>708301429
yes she is the perfect woman, but we almost never sex cause I just don't get hard for her pussy anymore
>>708301730
Nope, live on my own, my mom died a year ago and i got the house already paid off
>>708301242
Join the progressive liberal movement by voting Clinton. Clinton won't let you be socially raped white privilege racist cis males for ur faggotery
>>708294427
I go on 4chan.
>>708301964
And you have a job?
>>708301929
:) you've fell into the trap trap ain't you ?
>>708302038
Yep, senior java developer for IBM
>>708299453
nigger or asian trying to hard to be cool
>>708302115
Nice. At least you're not a NEET, then.
>>708302041
down low sex , I don't have to cuddle and "make love" I find it much more a turn on, I dontlike intimacy
>>708301702
U both were experience ur bodies it is totally normal
I've fondled 3 sleeping females, well four one friend a cousin my uncles girlfriend and another who actually liked me but fell asleep drunk so I just helped myself.
>>708294427
I have two wives in different countries.
>i masturbate to fb pics of my friends
>>708302271
Asian definitely, niggers gang rape all the time.
I seen a documentary on the society of niggers and they do it casually for dominance reasons
Or was that chimps....
Same thing
>>708302437
kek
>>708294427
I'm currently fucking my son's mother's cousin
>>708302408
Who doesn't ?
>>708302347
I work from home absolutely no need to go into an office when all you do is sift through a juniors code for 9 hours a day and give it the thumbs up, im a paid "NEET" sort of...
>>708302508
Pics, I m kinda into incest a bit
>>708301702
Same thing for me too actually, I think it's just a natural occurrence when you've never been told any different.
>>708294427
I once walked in on the governor of a neighboring state performing fellatio on a two men while wearing a tiara.
>He was bald and also wearing glasses and the tiara said "happy sweet 16th!"
As a result of having fucked so many Asian prostitutes, I have developed a fetish for older Asian women.
>>708302690
Bullshit... i could buy the tiara, but you oversold it with the sweet 16th shit
>>708302509
Me, bc on pornhub is more action and stuff and also not really many females in my list.
>>708302804
I can relate anon
>be me
>21
>girl i havent talked to since 4th grade
>always had a huge crush, forgot about it tho
>recently associate
>talk for a few days, boring chitchat mostly
>invite over to get drunk
>she was gonna walk, tell her she can take car and stay over
>she takes car
>get fucked up
>most fucked up rough sex i've ever done, wild animals, cant tell who raped who
>she tells me she feels weird about it the day after that
>tell her "you cant really say you didnt see that coming"
>"true dat"
>still texts me and acts nice
>kinda resistive though
>what do i do
>inb4 no secret
>she browses 4chan
>>708302677
not incest
and I don't have pics
>>708302858
I didn't think anyone else could. What a world...
Older brother molested me when I was little. Never told my parents and we both acted like it never happened. That was around 20 years ago.
No one would ever look at me the same again, not to mention what it would do to his reputation.
>>708302812
O really?
You walk in on some shit like that and then tell me you can get that vivid ass image out of your head.
>I didn't ask for this, I didn't ask for any of this.
My friend gave me a loan of a movie on his USB stick. There was pics of his girlfriend on it and I stood beside my TV and spunked all over her face. Have also sniffed her panties but that was her own fault for leaving them in her bathroom in her own house.
>>708302944
Im less into the fragile ego and stability of young asian women.. the whole modern culture of anime bullshit and being overly cute makes my dick soft.
But a more rigid .. well structured, advanced in her sexuality asian milf, with some black lace on.... well... im crushing carbon because my dick is diamonds.
>>708295899
So what exactly does it do?
>>708302987
Are you female ? And yes it matters
>>708303171
If you didnt turn away almost straight away and can remember the details, it means youre a huge faggot and wanted to look.
>dont lie to us anon
>>708303242
Yes, like Japanese OL's.
I have molested actual children
I beat a neighbors pet chinchilla to death when I was 11
I have collected bacon grease and later smeared it on items in the grocery's halal section
>>708301242
I'm guessing Ohio
>>708302987
Most gay guys turned gay bc they were raped by other males when they were young. Do u often fap to traps on 4chan?
>>708303212
pics?
>>708302987
Probably deserved it lets be honest
>>708303212
what movie?
>>708303452
Nah they wasn't even nuds, I just wanted to blow a load on her fazog.
>>708303166
should have snapped those tits
pretty fucking magnificient
they are only in my mind now tho
I don't care if I die.
>>708303315
No, sadly I'm not.
I think I'd feel a lot better about it if I was a female, actually.
I fuck escorts like once or twice a month.
>>708303396
Litteral perfection, if i could find an english speaking one
>not willing to learn jap
I dont think id ever let her out of bondage ... ever. Id keep her as a cum-slut
I enjoy having consensual sex in the missionary position for reproductive purposes, with the lights on.
>>708303425
story about didling?Without details
I sniff my gf younger sisters(22) panties
>>708303212
>Sniffed her panties
>In her house
>her fault
What?
>>708303516
Eh at the time I think it was django or the wolf of wallstreetI can't really remember which
>>708303661
Eww...
>>708303625
>be me
>try to move to Japan to live and work
>work in an office
>see this everyday
>wake up
>>708303690
No need to tempt visitors by leaving them around the bathroom.
>>708300218
Send it to Wikileaks or post it here before you end up commiting suicide with four gunshots to the back of the head..
>>708303596
Welcome to the club, the less you care about your own demise the better you can live
>>708303354
Hell no, I just didn't understand what I was seeing at first and by the time I realized it, it was too late.
Have at it with your fantasies though,
>dream a dream you fanciful homosexual.
>>708300560
Why'd he do that?
>>708303753
Ever see thise vids where the guy jacks his cock secretly in his jacket and then cums on an unsuspecting girl on a train or at a bus stop?
>id have to try
>>708303396
>Japanese OL's
Pic related? They look damn young for them age
>>708303442
Eh, anything even slightly masculine is a turn off to me... Although, if the person looks exactly like a chick, them having a dick doesn't bother me and in some cases even turns me on a little more.
But boner is gone if they even look a little masculine/manly. Still into vaginas too.
The hell do you even call that?
>>708303661
You fucking monster.
>>708303661
You are a fucking monster and you're fuckin goin to JAAAIIIIIIIIL
>>708294427
Am a hardcore long term opiate addict and won't stop. I have a whole network of kind ppl who help me that have no clue. They say I'm intelligent and charming. Esp if I just shot some h. Have a fent patch in the spoon right now. No fucks given.
>>708303999
You need help.
>it's not easy to inject yourself alone.
>>708303953
I had some of those webms, but the new limits make me unable to upload them.
>>708303964
Yes, she's an OL.
>>708303999
>Trips and living the dream
Whats it like living life to its fullest anon?
>>708304156
Fucking limits.....
>>708303999
Post that little sweetheart burrowing it's way into your forearm
>>708303456
Well, in all fairness I did get off too in many cases, I only say molest because of the one instance he tried to force himself on me.
>>708303968
Traps and sissy fetish. Thailand is ur paradise. Even traps there look more feminine than actual women
>>708304247
Ive forced myselfon my younger siblings before, its a growing process, your stronger for it now and you should be thankful.
I always stop when there 12 though.
It teaches you a valuable lesson on self worth at a young age
>>708303827
How the fuck is that a temptation?
>>708294427
I am in possession of one Teft Box
>>708304254
I mean, does that make me bi or just straight with a fetish?
It really is, I've always had a weakness for Asians too.
>>708304254
I dont know why or how but this anon speaks the truth, whatever the thai use to turn a mong man into a little fuck-toy be it plastic surgury and or chemicals... why the fuck arnt we doing it in the west??
>whyarntwefundingthis.jpg
I'm cheating on my girlfriend of ~10 years with a younger, fitter, more attractive and completely submissive slut who doesn't know I have a girlfriend. And we just had a pregnancy scare.
>>708294427
Stole a few pairs of panties from a friend of the families house, belonged to their daughter who was 21 or 22 I think. Like most girls she just threw them into a drawer, stole the ones that were used and haven't been back to that house since then.
>>708297768
lost
>>708300241
What info? There are no details about anything. That post was more full of shit than yours. Next time go with "Cyber Police".
>>708304627
>putting the pussy on a pedestal
>>708303946
He killed my dog because she was chasing his chickens. She never attacked them, not even some play bite.
He placed some poisoned sausages around my house and my dog 3 days after in intense suffering. That guy was hardcore. He killed my father's dog with his dog because he was barking too much and going too close to his property.
>>708294427
I post my wife' naked pictures on the net
I have 20,000~ pictures of furry porn on my phone. One of my favorite pics^
>>708304576
Because I'm not a faggot and she's pretty hot so why would it not be ? Are you a cock sleeve ?
I am in possession of a fingerbox and i'm too scared to tell anyone... got it on the deepweb back before that shit got too mainstream
>>708304982
Post it here. We need them so badly for world peace
>>708305040
20000 pics on your phone.... jesus fucking christ dude... make a google docs folder and get that shit off your phone.
Furrys are faggots and all..
But that use of storage is litterally triggering
>>708304456
I can't necessarily argue, I did end up becoming an exquisite soldier.
>>708294427
Well, that is a tricky one now, eh? To be totally honest, I do have 2 secrets that if ever exposed, could fuck up my life forever. Since we're all comrades, I guess I can post it....first, I'm not who I say I am. I'm not some malcheck named "anonymous" as it states here on this post....no, I have an all together different identity. Shockingly deceitful, I know, but I have my reasons for posting under "Anonymous". Which brings me to secret number 2....I actually don't care for Taylor Swift...*4chan screams with rage!!*...I mean, she's a total self-absorbed slut and all, but just not me cup o tea....whew!, I fell soooo much better now that I've confessed that to you all....ty!
>>708304576
Who knows maybe if she was in my bathroom and I left my lemon stained underpants around she'd be sniffing them while flicking her bean.
>ctrl+f
>loli
>no results
/b/ I am disappoint.
>>708305112
Plz explain too the person who doesnt know what that is and would like more info.
> whats a fingerbox?
>>708294427
little pee-pee
>>708305212
Indeed you did.
Chin up eyes down
>>708305195
what would you like to see?
>>708305272
you missed the "start a new thread" button, newfriend
>>708305112
Can I fuck your fingerbox, love?
>>708294427
I tore the tag off my sofa
>>708305112
Shit man, me too.. Thought they all got destroyed..
>>708305359
The whole set. Begin with tits and slowly work down to nicely ass and puss
>>708305480
Say it isn't so Anon...
>>708305442
No, I didn't. Being a lolicon could ruin someone's life.
>>708305480
You do know that has the flammable material warning you fucking physcho
>>708294427
I post on /b/
>>708304170
It's the highest highs and lowest lows and makes me where I can't cum which is great for the chicks but horrid for me. The dope has made it where a life without it would be hell. Sucks and is great. Never try it. Ignorance is bliss
I am a paedophile, and I'm in love with my next door neighbour's daughter. She's 9.
I play online bingo and earlier I won a full house.
>>708305617
True dat
>>708297375
>my parishioners
>my church
tell us more, holy anon. pretty sure you know more about mankind than everyone else in this thread
>>708294427
1.) Former opiate user (I ended up quitting soon afterwards)
This would fuck up my job
2.) diagnosed as Transgender/GID
This would certainly fuck up everything
3.) Own a fuckton of illegal weaponry I inherited from my grandfather who was a nutcase cop. (this one scares me because I don't know what to do with it)
This is cool but terrifying and would make me a felon
4.) I like men
Maybe its more of a personal issue or repression but would ruin certain relationships
5.) Depressed at one point.
6.) Have tons of random inappropriate shit on my phone and computer that normal folks / people not desensitized wouldn't understand
>>708294427
I sucked my lil brothers little dick when me was like 11 and he 4 while bathing together
>>708305727
I just recently started, hoping no one finds out myself...
>>708301085
ok beaux bergdahl
>>708294427
I had a dog lick my penis and I liked it.
I think that could come close to ruining my life.
>>708305979
Why won't u go back to 9gag?
>>708306177
The fuck is a 9gag?
>>708305584
here you go
I won the lottery 3 years ago, never told anyone, i add all my close friends on snapchat under an alias and pay them boat loads of money to send me humiliating and sexual pics/vids
>>708298321
Nothing has changed. I never liked this work, I do it for the paycheck.
>>708306460
Hey buddy, nice to meet you friend ol' pal of mine!
>>708305112
this guyyyyyyyy how do i get one??????????????????
>>708306637
I don't think you can get them anymore, I'm not parting with mine and I don't think you'll find anyone who is.
>>708306301
She looks like one of them who would call u over to lift some heavy boxes or helping her installing printer then she complimenting how strong u r with a seducing tone like and the same time she slipping her hand into ur pants.
Definitely more
What do finger boxes do, and how do they work?
>>708294427
Older brother got me to touch his dick when I was 7. I don't remember exactly how, but I do remember it was on our couch upstairs. He heard parents coming up and got me to go into the bathroom. I remember how it was clammy and the weight of it in my hand.
>pretty sure he's gay
Only had one girlfriend ever, always showers before going over to friends houses. He's 21 now and being kicked out of the house for theft and still has only had one gf.
We haven't talked about it and I wouldn't want to anyways.
>Rip bro
>>708299661
sounds like a sick movie
>>708305806
i feel you bro...pedo feels /thread
>>708301730
nice
>>708307029
aw shit, a friend gave me one when i was a kid but threw it out after a day or two because i was too scared to keep it! regretted it to this day
>>708305915
guess he doesn't even remember, if you didn't do it again.
>>708301242
no you won't in this liberal country you'd probably get an award for your bravery.
>>708307806
I know they're freaky as fuck but that's a damn shame man...
Buddy of mine put his in an old safe his dad had, he still refuses to open the thing up to this very day though.
>>708303666
Anything for you, beezelbub
First was my sister, who was almost a decade younger than me, I was in tweens. I knew I liked girls younger than me, and all that raw libido had to go somewhere. She was still naive enough to buy the doctor spiel, so over a month or so, I set about introducing progressively larger objects into her. I chicken out before I used my penis. But the seed was planted.
She had a friend, who was even more beautiful too. I stayed dormant until 16, when I couldn't romance girls my age, when she came over to see my sister, I would charm her into kissijng me, I got bolder. It slowly got to me reaching into her underwear and feeling her soft little lips, I got scared off again after maybe 4 months of this, and made her kiss me goodbye on my furiously stiff erection
>>708301242
Bruce Jenner or whatever it's name now is
>>708307618
>always showers before going over to friends houses
holy shit is that wierd or something? I do that
>>708308181
U should let her try naughty poses like bend over and spread ass cheeks and lying on the bed with spread leg. Lingerie and nylon r hot as f on her
>>708297852
>>708297938
the fuck .... ?
>>708308671
I shower each time before go to work
>>708305112
How many holes and what kinda wood?
>>708299661
Nice story there
>>708300716
I do the same anon, but instead of doing the cup i push a finger on my anus ring til I feel it entering and after that I fart "around" my finger. Then I smell the finger and sometimes lick it
I'm insanely depressed, no one knows or would even believe me if I told them.
>>708298951
Lol, nice
>>708308442
>made her kiss me goodbye on my furiously stiff erection
one thousand keks
>>708302987
lol
this older brother is me. feels like shit since.
our father died since
so now I know I cant kill myself
tried to talk about it but nothing happened
maybe my life is fucked, lol
>>708309192
find treatment shit's dangerous
>>708299453
Billy Bob, was it your cousin?
>>708309192
smoke drywall
>>708309192
how do you hide it? cars? jewelry? bitches?
>>708308671
Well other anon mentioned job but my bro didn't have a job when he started this up. He did it for no reason. Bro also tended to stay in house all the time so he wasn't sweaty or anything and he'd go to extreme grooming after shower.
>I've never done it
>>708309366
Wayyyy too embarrassed about it.
>>708309461
I like your idea better
>>708309465
I hide it in the Mexican I have in the basement
>>708309586
when you start losing your shit, you won't even care.
>>708309146
Her pussy looks damn fresh would like to lick it
>>708300625
It's not that rare I think
>>708300941
https://youtu.be/BPC7e8W8u18
I fucked my sister when she was 9.
>>708307579
she kinda looks like the mom on malcolm in the middle.
When I was 7 I found my moms dildos and used to fuck myself in the ass with them
I'd prefer nobody found out
>>708309729
I wanna try some LSD. Desperado.
>>708295899
That's what the real world calls an imaginary friend
I sucked my cousin's dick for a lollipop.. he never gave it. I was 7 and male
>>708309348
If my older brother had ever wanted to talk about it I would be completely open about it, I really don't hold anything against him. Odd thing is our dad died too (my dad, his step father, he is my half brother).
He is in jail now though because of his second accusation of molesting a little girl, he was molested and abused by his real dad until my mom left him (all before I was even born), pretty sure that's where it started.
>>708309962
you have a point there
>>708294427
secretly dating my twin
>>708309959
>mfw i'm an only child.
>>708297852
How the fuck were you so out of things to do that this became the thing to do?
I secretly don't want to be alive
>>708299096
A mountain dew drink, can may be made into fleshlight due to its shape
sometimes i want some dicks in my ass
I am a male prostitute, im only attracted to women, but I almost exclusively get fucked by men hairier than all my uncles combined.
my parents, and pretty much everyone else thinks I'm just a weird NEET.
I lied about being autistic to join the military. If they found out I'd get booted and everything I want for my life would pretty much be shot.
>>708294427
I screwed around with an 8 year old girl when I was 15. I doubt anybody cares about the story though.
I still love her.
>>708310946
greentext it
>>708294427
I once kissed a girl and I lieked it.
>>708311030
She cheated on u. Stop being a faggot cuck
