Help me get fuckable again b.
Obviously I need to lose weight, what about dyeing my hair red or get my first tattoo.
Tell me what to do b
Love,
Unfuckable
Mold me, b
Ok fine, I'll do squats
femanon here, i dont think theres anything wrong with you??
No timestamp.
Bye.
>>708292234
Unpossible
Tell me what to eat
Restrict my calories
>>708291962
>>708292210
please post more pics that barely show what you look like
faggot
Time stamp and tits
>>708291781
add me on kik at mlandy11 and I'll make you a 10/10 in 2 months or less.
The main problem you have is the fact you thought it necessary to ask /b/ how to improve yourself after one shitty comment from an obviously shitty guy.
The fragility of your ego and lack of confidence are the biggest things holding you back.
Oh, and seriously, fuck that guy. Not worth your time.
>>708292346
Well shit would you show yourself after being called unfuckable
body does not look horrible. cant see it though
>>708293019
You're actually not unfuckable at all, I would totally penis you
Maybe you should post a straight up picture of your body instead of attention whoring with weird angles that obviously make you look better than you do..
That would be the first step in getting legitimate advice.
>>708293432
I second this.
I don't mind giving legit advice just give me something to critique. I can't with what you've give us so far. Stop the MySpace angles.
He's right about the crazy. I'm hypomanic and ready for a change. I've been holding off on any major decisions and have been in idle for way too long
>>708292398
Alright, best way to get fuckable again is to not eat anything. That's right, eat absolutely nothing. Now you can sign up in a necrophilia forum, and once your starved body finally fails, people will most likely be happy to have a go at you.
Problem solved.
I'd fuck ya. I don't see anything wrong. Except no booty pics.
i don't know why but you signing off with " love, unfuckable" was the funniest thing ever
Donde estan las pussy pics
>>708293851
you look like the dog fucker girl
>>708293851
Show the mediocre body.
Tbh from what he/she said it's really clear that it's not about your looks. He would have fucked your mediocre body, like most guys would, it's the mental shit mate.
You probably text all day and tease but 'play hard to get' and it just annoys guys, it doesn't make them want you more. I assume you're also very insecure, jealous and easily ticked off.
Work on that.
>>708291781
Slip slidin down de slope, dude
>>708293864
I don't have any booty pics and I'm around people
Let's see your butthole and your vagsch.
>>708293851
This picture makes you look slightly overweight. Be honest op, are you a chubbers?
Guys don't like putting their cocks near sweaty fat rolls. Diet and exercise. It's really not that difficult.
>>708293851
I would pump your pussy full of cum, impregnate you and then leave you to raise our child alone.
>>708291781
Don't dye your hair or get a tattoo.
Yeah, all the girls i fucked was cause they had red hair and a tattoo.
Maybe put less worth on being fucked/fuckabilitity.
i'd fuck ya
jog 15 minutes a day and watch your calories. Become a vegan until you become your ideal body type but even then watch your shape. Dyeing your hair is an amazing idea! and a tattoo is useless but really cool i guess. You'd look punk rock if that's the look your going for.
>>708293851
Your face is kinda chubby.
Everyone here would dick you.
Is that what you wanted to hear?
Show tits.
I'd fuck ya for a cheeseburger
you are chubby op, and your face is just plain, empty and featureless.
the guy sounds very intelligent and reaonable
>>708294244
that's fucked up
>>708293019
>no tits with the timestamp
>>708294453
I would not fuck her.
She needs to lose some weight and not act crazy.
Basically needs to grow up a bit...
>>708293019
Do exercise and trim your claws
>>708294439
Bad information, "become a vegan". lmao.
>>708294086
Nope. I'm a nice girl. But yeah I do tease. I don't want to show everything so I don't. I'm pretty laid back but yeah big attention whore. I do need to be more mature
Omg I hate myself
That pic is 40 pounds less than I weigh now
>>708293019
what the fuck is \d\?
9/10 here, I will be your thinspo buddy and psych advisor, I'm good at this stuff. Add me on Kik SmellingFlowers
>>708294527
But probably true
>>708294682
>9/10
>>708293851
>tfw you look like my gf
You're fine just tell that dude to fuck off and get some confidence.
Also show your tits whore.
>>708294682
dude you are one twiggy pale little fuck.
>>708294629
This body looks good. Go back to this. The face is okay, but can't be helped.
>>708294682
Topkek
>>708294629
Telling you again, it's not about your body. Most guys would fuck a girl they aren't completely attracted to, and if he wasn't attracted to you at least for a minimum he wouldn't have put in the effort anyway.
Go easy on the attention whoring. Understand that for many men it's a sign of emotional immaturity and daddy issues and it effectively reduces you to a girl to fuck and nothing more.
Basically, become an adult, learn to function without needing attention all the time. Don't even spend time working on your body because that's not what's keeping guys away.
>>708293019
A) you have a shitty boyfriend
B) you're not obese, just limit your simple sugar and fast food intake and run a few times a week
C) trim those fucking nails
D) shower often
>>708294629
>no tits
>lack of curves
Adding 40 pounds to that definitely makes you unfuckable. Your face is bad too btw, but you can't change that.
Sounds like you made the mistake of thinking you were actually hot so you never developed a personality. Now you're just an empty shell of a person who isn't even physically attractive.
You should be working on your personality rather than trying to get laid you dumb slut. Getting laid will just perpetuate the problem because it'll make you think you're worth something. Acknowledge your own worthlessness and maybe you'll develop a personality.
Or just kys.
>>708294767
>>708294817
Stay jealous uggos. She's trying to lose weight
>>708294593
Not eating meat but other proteins such as beans, brown eggs, and nuts will make "unfuckable" loose a generous amount of weight. There are so many substitutes for meat like tofu and plant based "chicken or beef". Me being a girl like anon know the casualties of weight loss and the great ways to get rid of it. is that bad information anon? i think not.
>>708294682
>>708291781
TL;DR:
changing your looks doesn't make you fuckable, try sucking less as a person.
Dyeing your hair red, losing weight and/or getting a tattoo are all fucking cosmetic fixes, they don't make you suck less as a person.
Try working on not being crazy/needy/obnoxious and once you have that REAL shit under control, then you can start worrying about our looks.
>>708294985
No she's trying to fix her shitty personality because she realizes that her body isn't good enough to compensate.
You have the exact same problem as her since you describe yourself as 9/10.
>>708291781
you look great. just bad taste in mates
>>708294923
/thread
>>708294965
This is the correct answer
>>708294682
You look like a retarded kid I used to go to school with.
>>708291781
Aint postin shit til i see your tits or your dick
>>708294682
>>708294985
>>708295209
don't catch it mate
>>708294965
/thread
>>708295209
"Obviously I need to lose weight"
Don't give a fuck what you say
>>708292398
>>/fit/
But then again if you're on /b/ you're just and attention whore
>>708294682
>9/10
>>708291781
You don't need to lose weight. That guy is a fucking retard, find someone else.
Who the fuck uses sprint?!
Thanks guys
Ima cum back classy as shit
Is this length moar acceptable?
My dad anheroed befor I was born
>>708294682
Dude...no
>>708295726
Who gives a shit about your dad?
>>708295726
Jesus, just be confident thats the worst thing about you.
>>708295726
tbh other than your masculine chin/jaw, youre a total qtp2t
>>708291962
99.9% of /b/ would fuck you. Even the faggots who are insulting you. Just post your address in this thread and you'll be getting fucked by 12 guys within 30 minutes.
>>708295626
I'm on my friends family plan.
I haven't paid them shit I suck as a human
>>708295726
That's better but why'd you mention your dead dad? that's some socially awkward autism right there
>>708295918
tru that
>>708295294
>>708294923
Doesn't wanna hear it anyway, it seems like even this thread is just a way for her to get attention and ultimately change nothing and complain all over again to other people.
Normally I would post tits or gtfo cunt
But whatever the times are changing
He's probably on the defense from feeling rejected by you. That's the only reason I ever say really hate full stuff towards females and I've said stuff wayyyy worse than that
>>708295931
LOL ANON HERE, I have at&t and i have a gay friend who pays my cellphone bill and has no self confidence to tell me hes gay for me.. I havent paid him in over a year...
>>708294629
Eat less shit, practice more.
>>708296036
Maybe the abuse turns her on
>>708293851
I guess you are just a little bit chubby
you could attend somebodys fetish or loose weight
unfuckable is exaggerated
>>708295918
Yeah honestly this, cunt
>>708296001
Lol
I mentioned it because someone said I have daddy issues.
>>708293851
ew
what's wrong with your face
>>708295865
/thread
bitch show us your snatch and we'll tell you how to get him attached
>>708296145
Kill yourself
>>708296123
Not everyones like you. What if shes legit a crazy bitch who's a complete cock tease and never gives the guy anything but shitty teaser pics, and is also a crazy bitch? you'd be saying gtfo too
>>708294682
>9/10 here
>>708296176
I think girls like this often do shit like this because they're sick of their dumb ass personality and 'kinda' wanna hear criticism to give themselves the feeling they really are 'working on it', and then it stays at just getting that feeling, give themselves a pat on the back and then they filter out the positive comments they get to satisfy their need for compliments and validation.
>>708296247
Do you think you have daddy issues? Also you're hot as fuck in this pic
>>708293851
Dude is gaslighting you. Get mental health counseling; hypomania (or bipolar disorder) ain't something to fuck around with. In any case, you seem plenty fuckable.
>>708296342
Haha yeah honestly you have a good point.
Just get the fuck out stupid cunt, knew I shouldn't have replied
If you're not just a guy pretending to be a girl online, there's one simple fix. The issue is you must be a fucking crazy retarded bitch for him to come out with that. Guys are usually happy to fuck even an unattractive cumhole. He's literally so sick of the effort of dealing with your shit that the fuck incentive isn't enough. You need to work on your mental shit be better to him, no one will keep you if you're a psycho bitch. /thread
>>708296295
thats fucked up /b/ro come on
ITT: gullible former redditors respond to neckbeard posting reposts
sage
>>708296247
fuck off
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/honestly-im-probably-the-best-looking-white-chick-on-the-vesti.454742716/
>>708294682
>9/10
Pretty sure of of those numbers is your age
>>708296447
This is also a valid point
I did this to a girl and it really fucked her up, calls me every few months for the last 4 years
>>708296247
It seems you are very stupid
get over your mental shit dont act like you are special with this and squat you ass off maybe some sit ups too
>>708296513
Can't tell if meme or bait, but hopefully you kys too kek
>>708294682
By 9/10 do you mean 9 to 10 years old?
>>708296247
I just saved this pic, I live near NYC and I'm going to print 500 copies with it saying "Dangerous: Wanted 500$ reward Dead or Alive" all over manhattan. GG bitch this is what you get for seeking attention
you don't need to lose weight I think the only problem is the man jaw, sorry
>>708294682
schoolshooter/10
>>708291781
Charge your fucking phone for 1
>>708296739
As if he odds of anyone seeing her and one of the 500 posters in a city of 8 millions even matters
>fucking retard
Trim your fucking nails. Like seriously, trim them to the edge of your finger and paint them light pink or something.
The talons are incredibly off-putting.
shave your balls
>>708296739
Post picture after you have done it
>>708297017
You fucking autistic fuck, I am a semi known celebrity ill also post it on my instagram itll grow like a wildfire
>>708297017
could work
>>708297231
>semi known celebrity
why you dont share your account with us
>>708296500
she conveniently ignores the genuine criticism she's fucked off now I think, seriously gtfo attention whore
>>708296247
Would bang, if in nj
>>708294682
You're my hero top kek friend
>>708297231
>>708297247
Faggots... learn to model
>>708296548
wew lad
good find
>>708296548
That was a parody thread>>708297363
Nope, capped some advice. I will be back. Am I too old to dye my hair? I'll be 35 next month
>>708291962
you're totally unfuckable because of that nigger dogo sculpture in your room.
>>708296247
Average at best.
>>708297634
That was a Christmas gift
>>708297621
k
>google DeliriumTremenator
You're far from unfuckable. In that bikini pic you were 7.5-8/10. But now you must show tits. Rules of the chan.
>>708297621
No not too old. Btw, do you like younger cock?
>>708291781
It's really a knock on your personality, so like, quit being a punk bitch maybe.
He's referring to your emotional bs, so let's us know what he means and you can jack off to the negative/depressing posts that follow
>>708291781
First of all whats your name.
>>708297769
MODS!
>>708296548
thread confirmed for fake
>>708296247
tits or gtfo
also, 7.5/10 would bang
>>708291962
Hey sugar. I see you have long fingernails. I have to assume your pussy is probably long, standard length of vagonis 6 inches long. Whats yours
>>708297823
second this
>>708294629
Boys want a body to fuck-and-forget
men want a woman with a personality
wonder which category you fit into?
>>708297621
35 and still a whiny little school-boy bitch?
jesus christ. When a woman is single at 31 she should realize she's forever alone
>>708291781
>no such thing as unfuckable
Don't be autistic and have patience
>>708293019
Ok real guy here. You look fine and you are fuckable. Lets see your vag to make sure its upto guys standarts. You passed the face challenge now post vag.
Also most young guys are attracted to magazine models which is unrealistic. I am much older and know that only assholes would say mean stuff to you since you are not unfuckable at all. Watch give it a few years and that guy will be crawling for your attention
>>708291781
You get legitimate help, obviously.
Why do morons always come to /b/ with stupid questions?
>>708298782
/////////attention////////
>>708291781
Not talking about your body, obviously you have a fucked personality that is fucked enough to make his wiener flaccid.
Lol why don't you get this?
>>708296548
Lame, /thread.
>>708293851
I'm guessing just from your face that you're Irish? If so, and you're living in Ireland, Irish lads like to play mind games like this when they're being assholes. There's nothing at all wrong with you, and getting you to question yourself like this is exactly what he wants - he's hoping you'll try to change and get him to fuck you as validation.
It's like Red Pill 101. Make a woman who isn't interested feel like SHE'S the one being rejected, and certain personality types will then chase the person they didn't like to begin with just because they need to prove themselves. Don't rise to it, people who actually use that technique tend to be complete and total asswipes. Occasionally you get genuinely decent people pulling this crap because they honestly don't know any better and think this is the "normal" way to flirt, but in general the people who do it know exactly how vile they're being and just don't give a bollocks.
>>708294948
>C) trim those fucking nails
What the fuck is wrong with you Anon. Have you never felt stiletto talons raking up and down your shaft or grazing relentlessly against your nipples before?
>>708296447
Are you kidding me? She thinks dyeing her hair and getting a tattoo are valid ways to become "fuckable". She posts face shots and bikini pics on /b/. She's sharing deeply personal stuff for validation by strangers. This should set off every crazy-detection alarm in your entire being. She's obviously got schizotypal or borderline personality disorder.
I mean no offence by this, OP. You are probably a better person than you worry that you might be. There are better places to find help than this place.
>>708291781
Lose weight.
Don't dye your hair.
>>708299834
Yes my personality is fucked
Sooo.... what about messaging this guys mother, I found her on fb
>>708300065
Ty
Bipolar 2
Delt with major depressive disorder before dat
>>708291781
kik benzo27 I party pretty often and theres a lot of sex going on with that lol
I'dcheatonmywifewithyou/10. You are fairly fuckable and that dude is probably gay.
>>708294682
>9/10
>Grandmaster bait
>>708296548
JUST SO WE ARE CLEAR THIS THREAD IS FAKE.
END PLS.
>>708301278
Ty
I want to look hotter and tease him all over again
I'm off to my weekly depression and anxiety meeting
Thank you all
I love you
I love you b
>>708302687
Kik 4chanfemanon2 and find out if I'm real
>>708302258
Solid reference.
>>708297017
You're boring, Join him. You are the epitomy of modern day /b/.
out of all these attention whores, white knights, and betas......i only see a few /b/tards
You're body is decent, fuckable, but your face is mediocre. Squats and crunches or whatever won't fix that.
>>708305522
>current year
>not doing face squats
>>708300475
And say what, your son is a good judge of character? He can spot sociopathic attention whores from 5-8miles on a clear day?
>this mentally ill genetic mutant still gets male attention
Having hope for this shitty world was a mistake
He doesn't mean your looks. He just refuses to put his dick in crazy. Learn to read, that might raise your chances.
