Celeb thread
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Celeb thread
>>708281361
The cutest.
>>708281825
hot damn
>>708283186
jamie lee curtis was so damn sexy
>>708283024
Ain't that the girl from The Ranch?
Don't know her name but I've had my eyes on her during the show...
>tfw ywn listen to Death Grips with G
>>708283400
No, its jaime pressly.
>>708284061
this got me jerking
>>708284199
Mm yeah I'm diamonds I'm op
>>708284331
shes fucking gorgeous. those tits are amazing.
>>708284310
Anyone have that webm of her walking around completely nude?
>>708283186
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>708284551
Mm ya op here
>>708284585
thought i had it but apparently not
>>708284799
except Trading Places and True Lies were about 15 years apart.
>>708285827
brit just loves showing that cunt off doesnt she?
love that about her.
feel free to add me to kik if you want to roleplay or swap or just jerk off and talk about celebs.
Taygreene4
>>708286439
fuck she gets better with age
>>708285542
she should have got a refund on those armpit titties
>>708281838
>>708283230
>chester the molester detected
>>708284799
You verbose faggot, you.
>>708287246
copypasta actually.
>>708287505
pale yumminess
>>708287637
does she actually think she's attractive?
This smug bitch deserves to get blacked
>>708287830
love this chick in the seeker
>>708288062
Agreed
http://www.strawpoll.me/11450705
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>>708288626
Taylor Swift and it has to be an anal scene.
>>708281403
>all these other peoples names in the pic
>still dont know who the fuck
>dont even care to reverse google
lol
>>708288301
Loved her in Agent Carter too. As redhead in White collar as well though, hard to choose just 1.
>>708288062
wtf I love Selena now.
Are those tweets real?
>>708289283
havent really seen her much in agent carter. she does look so fucking good as a redhead
>>708289494
double fap material
>>708286241
Fucking eww
>>708289319
Yes.
She deserves to get blacked for saying that.
>>708289494
>>708289557
most definitely
>>708283239
that pic makes me hard every time
>>708289685
same anon. love that tight body of hers
>>708281361
>>708289585
No, if they're real, she deserves a fucking medal. Hilarious.
>>708289697
so underrated
>>708289795
awesome
>>708289635
one of them has to do anal lol
She looks like a slut now, but still a good fap for me
>>708289922
is hillary really short or is michelle really tall? either way they are hot as fuck
>>708289585
>>708290034
for some reason i think gellar is a total butt slut
>>708283243
>>708290202
CUTE
>>708290278
i think michelle is the darker of the two actually
>>708290103
gotten off to her a few times myself
>>708281544
>>708290370
oh i agree. sarah likes anal but id think michelle would do some nasty shit if you wanted her too
>>708290379
YES CHLOE
>>708290379
best smallville girl
>>708286439
>>708286506
>>708289697
>>708290382
>>708288062
Oh. You again.
You keep ignoring my question. Fucking tell me why you're so obsessed with black dick?
>>708290653
based anon. topanga titties make the world a better place
>>708290705
hnnnnngh! dem freckles
>>708290809
>>708288626
None. I'm not a cuckold faggot who wants black dick.
I want to see all of them get plowed by me.
>>708290874
So cute.
>>708290887
More Rita, she's so fucking sexy.
>>708283230
She's the cutest. <3
>>708290942
hell yes
>>708290130
michelle is 5'7
hilary is 5'2
plus heels = hilary's short
>>708290809
shes got a nice ass on her
>>708291076
thanks anon
taytay anyone?
>>708291067
Lick and suck her pits
>>708290653
topanga approves
>>708281838
gross
>>708291181
>>708291191
would you let her?
>>708291278
in a fucking heartbeat
>>708291278
yes
>>708290783
she was pretty hot in BttF
>>708291171
Ass, tits, and face.
>>708291051
she absolutely is
and yet she's also incredibly arousing, no one makes me want to masturbate more than her
fuck I can feel a buzz in my taint
>>708281361
crossed eyes/10
>>708291048
>>708291460
I agree.
>>708291278
I wanna see her fuck the innocent outta tay tay
>>708291068
>>708285635
boyhood fap #1
captcha says "I'm not a robot" but RIF
>>708291667
i wanna coat that creamy skin with cum
>>708291452
>>708291471
That's a lazy eye. Not crossed eyes..
>>708291647
taytay is out of her league
>>708291647
should be a new porn series. miley goes around fucking female celebs with a strapon
>>708291864
she's perfect
>>708291948
I'd like to see her fuck Katy Perry.
>>708292085
Understatement of the year
>>708292150
miley mounting katy's juicy ass and taking her to plow town.
>>708292150
eh maybe. but I wanna see miley dominate somebody.
>>708292306
Unnf. Yes.
>>708292150
by a nigger
>>708292352
Amanda Bynes. Two nutjobs fucking. Should be entertaining.
>>708292459
mmmmm fuck.
>>708291191
This is shopped
>>708291858
Me too.
>>708292388
i want to cum on those eyes!
>>708292471
By
>by a nigger
Do you mean fucking her in proximity to one?
>>708292471
the post was made by a nigger?
the pic was taken by a nigger?
I'm not following. ...Miley cant fuck someone with a nigger.
>>708292269
i love that she stays classy and never went slutty like most female singers
>>708292597
hot damn she looks so fucking good
Time for my daily Katy jerk off session.
>>708292661
For sure
>>708292616
>>708292654
I want to see Katy get fucked by a nigger
>>708292592
Fuck yes, it's better now.
>>708292762
Ahhhh....Hollywood's doorknob
>>708292011
>>708292717
i think ill join you
>>708292867
I've fapped a lot of times to this pic. Pure sexiness.
>>708281452
Moar?
>>708292835
my man
>>708281838
newfag
>>708288017
Didn't she purposely gain weight for that movie?
>>708293000
thats what i heard.
>>708292888
Mmm, I'd like that, anon...
>>708292980
Oh no, not you.
>>708290103
>>708292671
>>708288062
lolumadfaggot?
>>708291511
>>708292952
>>708293172
miss me baby?
>>708293305
Well fuck...
Who is this??
>>708292835
>>708293392
Kind of actually. I missed talking to an actual person ya know
>>708293083
feels so good stroking for katy
>>708289252
Moar good sir
>>708293344
This one, too. Rita has great tits and loves to show them.
>>708293265
i like the way you think anon
>>708293481
Ohhh, yeah. She makes my cock diamonds.
>>708293083
Mm yeah diamonds and a box that would make you a better person
>>708293172
gtfo pedofag
>>708293336
>>708293481
Mm yeah I'm diamonds op here
>>708293566
Mm yea I'm diamonds op
>>708293499
nothing hotter than a woman who loves showing off her tits
>>708293578
A box that would make you a better person? wat?
>>708293478
>autism intensifies
>>708293615
>>708293566
black guy here, can I join?
>>708293734
That is a retarded statement you have just made.
>>708293478
awww! stop it, you're making me blush.
>>708293566
fuckin same. she is pure fucking sex.
>>708293665
Do you want to
>two Katy fans
>sitting on couch
>computer on table with sexy pics of Katy
>Teenage Dream on speakers
>stroking each other's cocks
Sound like fun, anon?
>>708293768
actually, you're up first
>>708293760
>>708293832
seems alright to me.
>>708293840
You have a kik? Mines anondovey
>>708293832
Thanks.
>>708293499
>>708293943
she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrom
>>708293975
faggot
>>708293898
She's been my go-to fap for a long time. I fucking love Katy.
>>708293768
Sure...cum jerk to Katy with us.
>>708293912
Cool
>>708294049
What a sexy slut!
>>708293555
Would you like to know what I'm thinking of doing to her if I ever got the chance to meet her?
>>708293768
Fucxk off, nigger. No Katy for you.
>>708293943
>>708294097
fuuuck. those titties are on full display
>>708293768
only if you post your dick tbh
>>708293904
Mmmmmm and black baby are my favorite part because she doesn't look good enough for you
>>708293616
>>708285635
She's still a 7 out of 9
>>708294195
sure
>>708294238
Wh....what?
>>708294126
yeah ive shot many loads to this bitch
>>708294256
that was pretty good
>>708294256
Not Trekkie but I like jeri, what is the significance of the name?
>>708294126
Thanks bro, white women are the hottest.
Hope I can get a white gf soon.
>>708293081
wish she would do more like this
>>708293975
kik: bigbubbafudgepacker69
add me sweet cheeks !
>>708294101
Is that what your fat fucking dad told you in April?
>>708294182
Yes. I like watching her videos with the sound off. And my pants around my ankles.
>>708293616
>>708294252
damn britney....
>>708294464
Seven of Nine was her name is Star Trek Voyager.
>>708294502
kik? more like kek
>>708294645
Link me a good video to fap to?
>>708294631
why april? she was born that way it doesn't get better for her.
>>708293975
Cool, you know my kik. How privat that is..
>>708294654
>Seven of Nine was her name is Star Trek Voyager.
But what does it mean?
>>708294645
thats the best way to watch
>>708294655
rollin
>>708291191
wish I could lick my cum off them
>>708294819
What happened in April?
>>708294880
Mm yeah I'm diamonds oo
>>708294840
...she was number 7 in a series of 9. She was a borg.
>>708294880
Kik?
New thread.
>>708295032
>>708294926
that's what I was wondering. I think that's when she got fat and ugly maybe and he's reminiscing.
>>708294983
Oh ok
>>708294840
She's a cyborg. No real name, just a designation.
She's #7 out of a group of 9 other borgs.
>>708281403
> crediting the heels in a picture where they aren't visible
>>708295102
Ok thanks I was just curious
>>708294880
that would be so hot
>>708294837
you're either 12 or a retarded 36yo virgin pedo neckbeard
>>708295102
She might be a literal sex machine.
>>708295253
And you are bait. Thanks very much
>>708295042
don't have it :/
>>708295253
Where do you think we are?
>>708295392
so which one do you think it is? I think it's the latter
>>708294655
rollie
>>708293394
Miranda Kerr Ausfag reppin'
>>708295448
obviously
>>708294778
How about this one???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1fGOG3XXIQ
>>708293394
The one and only Miranda Kerr of course.
>>708284799
For the love of God, someone screencap this!
>>708292840
>Ahhhh....Hollywood's doorknob
I don't know what you mean by this
>>708281361
Fucking love this woman
>>708297495
yeah shes fucking gorgeous
>>708291191
Shut the fuck up you retard.
There are tits right there and you're pretending you want to "luck and suck" hairy, sweaty, bacteria factories.
Kill yourself. You are really fucked up.
>>708291725
Nudes.
