So I am pretty stoned right now
And have been deeply thinking every religion is pure cuckness
So let's start our own
>dubs make rules
>trips are the leaders and can over rule dubs
>quads are the new gods
Let's make this happen
/b/
>>708275624
No niggers allowed
>>708275624
don't do drugs OP.
get help
>>708275624
Niggers allowed
>>708275699
Your dubs have spoken son
>this is now wrote in stone
>>708275624
The eating of tomatoes is strictly prohibited, anyone caught eating a tomato will be stoned to death.
>>708275624
>All religions are pure cuckness. Let's make a new one.
So you want to cuck yourself on your own terms?
>>708275854
>anyone caught eating a tomato will be stoned to death.
or
>will get stoned until ego-death
>>708275787
Nice try but our White freind has spoken
Maybe if you get trips you can over rule this
Cannabis is for spirituel use only , IT is given by the Godly Anons.
You must open drink the cum of your dog to be pure of evil
>>708275854
Not your time yet son
Off by 1
>>708276086
fack
>>708276082
How do you open drink something?
Women must wear only spandex, punishments for disobeying include public humiliation
>>708275858
>my own terms
Hey /b/ let's make our own religion
Fuck you cunt
We are all in charge !
Go pray maybe the /b/ family will be merciful upon your body and soul
Masterbating is now illegal.
good stay stoned gonna get rough
Those who do reply to this post, Their mothers will not die in their sleep tonight.
>>708276174
Fucking japs man
>they will sink anything
(Op) here
No japs
>>708276322
You gone and fucked us all now
>>708275974
>implying I'm white
Nigger I am black I just dont like niggers, they can be white, black, chink chong, take you for instance, you are a nigger for assuming I am white.... nigger
Rollin for dubs
rolling for all whites to be killed
>>708276599
Nah he misspelled masturbating. It's still okay to masturbate, you just can't masterbate.
Premarital sex is illegal
Everyone must shout "allahu akbar" as loud as possible at 15:00 every day
>>708276616
What about your gender my brother
I am deeply sorry that I offended you
>it's 2016 after all
>>708275624
if a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
>>708276742
Also leaving the religion puts a bounty on each member of that city amd if it doesn't get hunted down in a month another member gets beheaded
>>708276697
You're lucky that i'm retarded and cant spell.
>>708276847
Rerolloing
All rules made by dubs are now void
>>708276847
im also roll for these two
call me wurdalak
i'm a god before you
>>708276998
fug dat was close
>>708276847
rolling for second time
>>708275624
life is fundamentally derived from cucking
All members must get together every 10 years and suck each other off
>>708276998
so close I can taste the mekrob
>>708276697
No I cannot judge upon simple grammmmar mistakes anon
>this rule stands
Includes flesh lights rubber horse cocks horse pussys
>>708276847
roll roll roll
>>708276847
this
>>708276847
roll
>>708277220
Eh okay, you restrict yourself that way if you want.
I'm an atheist anyway.
>>708276847
roll for both
>>708276847
i wotr tes
>>708276833
Yes yes my child this indeed sounds good
>shal we let the dipping sauce go to the next dubs or will you choose
>>708276847
trips
>>708276847
both
>>708276847
article 9 has been invoked
mk-cultra
>>708276847
I cant get dubs
i just cant
Salvation can only be reached by cosplaying as pepe every day until dead
>>708276998
HAHA NO, CALL ME WURDALAK
>>708276847
please
Religion isn't paying my bills.
Smoke weed everyday
>>708277533
lol no i am wurdalak xd
>>708276847
dubs
>>708277557
no, I am wurdalak
bow down to your new god, i own you
Vegans and Vegetarians are the embodiment of evil. And must be beheaded upon sight.
>>708276847
try N¤ 16
Im god and this thread is gay
>>708276847
bothr of this
>>708277632
MY PENTS SAY THE ONE KNOWN AS WURDALAK SHALL BE ME
>>708276847
i dont care
i am the one true god, Nabblefarg
>>708276847
LUCKY QUINTS
Hail before your king
>>708277652
This for fucks sake
rolling for pic related to become our goddess
>>708276847
skyeim belonfs to the nords
>>708276847
nope.avi
>>708276847
moar
>>708277899
Fucking finally
>>708275624
what movie is this?
>>708276847
So.. Basically islam?
>>708275624
op are you euphoric???
>>708277962
Dumb and Dumber 2
>>708277997
yeah
praise hallaluyah
>>708278030
sounds pretty dumb
Every morning to purify self of wickedness, one must cover self in steamy, hot maple syrup and allow it to cool into a sticky candy shell that shields thyself from worldly pollutants and gay people.
goofy goober is our theme song
>>708278267
fk reroll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwBpz9-vsFs
That is on loop at all fast food chains, night clubs, and fucking supermarkets.
I am sick and tired of being forced to listen to Taylor Swift or J Beaver when all I want is to eat a Chicken McFucking Legend BBQ
All sexual intercourse must end in reproduction capable copulation.
>>708278297
Rolling for not our theme song
I'm your new god Kohohopokoho and I need 1 faggot sacrificed a day
>>708278402
rolling for this
>not one soul has yet become our God
(Op) here I'll roll
For shall no must dress or try to become a woman
>>708278833
no tranny or homosexes allowed
it is written
anime is illegal
>>708278833
Fucking behold my dub dubs
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our Lord and saviour
>>708278920
Yes my brother
>no more will the gays have a right
But there will be some who doubt us with the femine penis therorey
What shall we do with them
>>708278972
Roll
>>708279286
Kill them
One must speak only English. Speaking any other language is an act of heracy
We speak in tongues, and we do not use vowels
Make fur, hentai and weaboo more accepted
>even a global wide celebration day
>>708279647
no make it illegal
i am your god
my name shall be known as gokorinah
>>708279522
Yes but I not know of vowels
>tel me
>>708275624
Can't we just castle of the wrecking ball? Worship chomp from Mario, our religion is about keeping chomp @ bay by getting fucked up and shitposting on /b
>>708280111
It is (op)
I am now your God
Amuse me with tard animals or humans
Down syndrome double points
so far this is what I got:
4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
>>708280253
No child you have not the secret code
>if you get dubs I will grant you countless crayons
Worship the sun it is the one true god
>>708280381
>whites will die
most uncivilized religion ever
check update:
4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
(This all be true, and yes, much uncivilized)
>>708280381
Yes it's an easy way of life brother
We need a name
yes brother, 'tis be 4chan-ology
>>708280695
every night to keep the niggers away we must sprinkle crack above our doors to keep out the evil
>>708280609
That's just anti religion
>get the fuck out
rerolling for this
if i roll quads and become a god, i will rule with an iron fist,
if i roll trips and become a leader, i will molest most of you,
if i roll dubs, my new rule would be tall bitches get killed,
if i roll the newfag roll, then so be it im a follower
>>708280847
rerolling for this
>>708280847
rerolling
>>708281022
winrar
>>708281137
woop woop. will post another religion update soon
>>708280847
Maybe we must have a bannana tree in our garden so we can just hunt the (darker pigmented bike stealing people of jungle origin ) in the trees and have our dogs retrieve the spoils of our hunt
#no nigger tree no peace
All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
>>708281379
This is better, i change it to this.
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4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
>>708275624
Off to a good start
>>708281433
Yes yes brother
You shall now swim in pussy tho do not drown in pussy or you will be there for ever in your afterlife
brothers, shall it be told that our new religion be 4chan-ology, or kekology?
Only Nvidia
nudder update:
4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
>>708282000
You are now our new saviour anon
I pass on the torch with hope
(Op)
>>708282000
i take this honor with pleasure and faggotness. Thank you anon i shan't dissapoint
one more rule to add on:
4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
Only Nvidia
Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
>>708282409
(Op ) here o great one
>no Jews allowed
We shall smite them with Star of David shaped ninja stars in public
>>708282683
rolling for this
>>708282683
i shall reroll for you mighty fag OP
>>708282753
roll
>>708282894
and I failed you OP
>>708282683
But only by the the drink of sinn (bleach /drain'o
>>708275699
Fucking kek If that's not Devine intervention I don't know what is
UPDOOT:
4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
Only Nvidia
Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
^but only by the drink of sinn (bleach/drain’o)
eed my words, and fag the rest of the world
>>708283101
You were but one away from becoming our new leader
>I like your eagerness brother
9gag is the new 4chan
GIGA- NIGA is our new lord and saviour
From this day hence forth a man who has known a woman must grabth her pussy as a form of greeting.
>>708283363
Roll
I think this is good. How do we spread the gospel
>>708283363
Rolled
>>708283300
rolling to delete this, fucking faggot
>>708283467
Roll
>>708283366
checked
>>708283363
SUPER ROLL
>>708275624
liking feminine dicks does NOT make you gay
>>708283300
May a thousand femonists rape you for eternity
May there hairy muffs and fat thighs ground your head into a sweaty moist pulp
>>708275749
Fuck off fagget. Drugs rule
Hail to your new satan!
I am your true god, Master Clemens, i will grant you another penis if you reply to this message with "HAIL GOD CLEMENS", and if you get dubs you will get two penises.
>>708283366
Yes yes we can rejoice in unwanted sexual touching without triggering a feminist
>or can we ?
>>708283300
rolling for this to be deleted
>>708283986
it's a religion m8, muh freedoms
Roll
Too soon?:
4chanology
No niggers allowed
Masturbation is illegal
Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
All whites will die
All members must get together each year and suck each other off
Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
Smoking weed pays for the bills
Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
You shall hail before your king
A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
Skyrim belongs to the nords
708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
The gays shall die
We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
Only Nvidia
Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
^but only by the drink of sinn (bleach/drain’o)
708283300'mis another god, and states that 9gag is the new 4chan
GIGA-NIGA is our new lord and savior
Women get their rights removed.
Pt 2 of Too soon?:
708283366 be yet another god, and states that a man who has known a woman must grab her pussy as a form of greeting
Liking feminine dicks does not make you gay
Moot
>>708284412
Moot is a /b/ traitor and cannot be involved
>he sold us out and now in hell
a little more 4chany (pt1 of 2):
4chanology
>No niggers allowed
>Masturbation is illegal
>Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
>All whites will die
>All members must get together each year and suck each other off
>Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
>If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
>Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
>Anonymous poster 708277533 is now Wurdalak, God of 4chanology
>Smoking weed pays for the bills
>Anonymous poster 708277557 is also Wurdalak
>Anonymous poster 708277644 is another god, but not Wurdalak
>Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
>Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
>708277808 is another false god but rules over dubs
>708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
>You shall hail before your king
>A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
>Skyrim belongs to the nords
>708278833 is another god, not of previous ones, and states that none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
>He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
>The gays shall die
>We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
>708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
>Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
>Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
Its now a feminist religion
A little more 4chany (pt2 of 2):
>All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
>You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
>Only Nvidia
>Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
>^but only by the drink of sinn (bleach/drain’o)
>708283300'mis another god, and states that 9gag is the new 4chan
>GIGA-NIGA is our new lord and savior
>708283366 be yet another god, and states that a man who has known a woman must grab her pussy as a form of greeting
>Liking feminine dicks does not make you gay
>>708284242
>>708283366 is not quads bro
>There is no god
The Internet is evil. Those who browse the Internet shall be sent to burn in hell upon their death.
>>708285043
o shit my bad dude. I PROCLAIM THEE TY ROYAL FACT CHECKER!!!
>>708284968
(Op) here rolling to burn feminists while witnessing nose rape
New Testiment of 4chan/Kek-ology:
4chanology
>No niggers allowed
>Masturbation is illegal
>Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
>All whites will die
>All members must get together each year and suck each other off
>Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
>If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
>Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
>Smoking weed pays for the bills
>Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
>Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
>708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
>You shall hail before your king
>A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
>Skyrim belongs to the nords
>none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
>He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
>The gays shall die
>We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
>708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
>Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
>Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
>All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
>You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
>Only Nvidia
>Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
>^but only by the drink of sinn (bleach/drain’o)
> 9gag is the new 4chan
>GIGA-NIGA is our new lord and savior
>a man who has known a woman must grab her pussy as a form of greetin
>Liking feminine dicks does not make you gay
>burn feminists while they witness nose rape
>>708275699
Double overrule of this statement
The messiah will return to reclaim the stolen bikes
>>708285995
Yes he will but only with our prayers
Next trips wipe out niggers
Allaha is the only true god
update numero shitfuck:
4chanology
>No niggers allowed
>Masturbation is illegal
>Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
>All whites will die
>All members must get together each year and suck each other off
>Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
>If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
>Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
>Smoking weed pays for the bills
>Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
>Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
>708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
>You shall hail before your king
>A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
>Skyrim belongs to the nords
>none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
>He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
>The gays shall die
>We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
>708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
>Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
>Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
>All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
>You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
>Only Nvidia
>Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
>^but only by the drink of sinn (bleach/drain’o)
> 9gag is the new 4chan
>GIGA-NIGA is our new lord and savior
>a man who has known a woman must grab her pussy as a form of greetin
>Liking feminine dicks does not make you gay
>burn feminists while they witness nose rape
>The messiah will return to reclaim the stolen bikes
>>708286406
Nice try tamiuiiq
>>708286667
I am savior once more, and even satan
For every new believer a shot of feminist period blood must be drank followed by a lick of the citrus like acid flavoured piss flaps
1. All religious texts and rituals are to be released under the GPL.
2. No clergy, only master-apprentice relationship.
3. Based on the precepts and core beliefs of the Order of Hermes.
4. No political bullshit, either way. Don't be an asshole, don't endorse assholes and their views.
>>708288203
You are not worthy of dubs or trips nor even quads
Leave now before we have our way boy
Nudder updoot (1/2):
4chan/Kek-ology
>No niggers allowed
>Masturbation is illegal
>Whoever replies to this post, their mothers will die in their sleep tonight
>All whites will die
>All members must get together each year and suck each other off
>Leaving the religion will put a bounty on each member of that city and if not hunted down in a month’s time or less, another member gets beheaded
>If a man sleeps with another woman besides his wife, he gets a complimentary basket of a dozen wings
>Anonymous poster 708277515 cannot get dubs. Ever
>Smoking weed pays for the bills
>Vegans and vegetarians are the embodiment of evil and shall be beheaded upon sight
>Anonymous poster 708277720 claims to be god, is not, but does rule over all dubs and claims the thread gay
>708277779 is true god Nabblefarg
>You shall hail before your king
>A couple of hentai chicks are our goddesses
>Skyrim belongs to the nords
>none shall dress or attempt to become a woman
>He who rolls 6 or dubs is now our lord and savior
>The gays shall die
>We must speak in tongues and we shall not use vowels
>708280111 knows not of vowels and rules over dubs
>Fur, hentai, and weaboo is illegal
>Every night to keep the niggers away, we must sprinkle crack above our doorsteps to keep evil out
>All females will be chained in the dungeon for male use
>You may swim in pussy, but do not drown in it or you shall be there forever in your afterlife
>Only Nvidia
>Those who do not deliver will be forced to an hero on webcam
nudder updoot (2/2):
>^but only by the drink of sinn (bleach/drain’o)
> 9gag is the new 4chan
>GIGA-NIGA is our new lord and savior
>a man who has known a woman must grab her pussy as a form of greetin
>Liking feminine dicks does not make you gay
>burn feminists while they witness nose rape
>The messiah will return to reclaim the stolen bikes
>all religious texts and rituals are to be released under the GLP
No clergy, only master-apprentice relationship
Based on the precepts and core beliefs of the Order of Hermes
No political bullshit, either way. Don’t be an asshole, don’t endorse assholes and their views
>>708277777
if quads pic related is almighty god everyone gets 50 no wait 30% discount on 5 steamgames
>>708289418
Yes but what about our console peasant brothers can Xbox live and psn be included ?
>>708289667
these peasants shall be exiled to the woods
>>708289418
So it shall be
>>708289418
>one more roll
>>708289741
Yes yes into the woods with these cunts while were here all apple and Mac fags can join them.
I am your new god BakedChicken.
First rule: Everyone eats shit.
>>708277404
gimme that garlic dry rub and let them choose what sauce they use
>anyone who complains about ranch with wings shall be executed
>>708284968
Reroll
