Hi /b/,
this is my hand, I also have a fucked up leg.
I usually make a thread every 6 months or so, but it's probably been over a year by now.
Nice mutant hook, I bet you fucking suck at videogames.
Was your dad a T-Rex?
>>708256991
Sup Zoidberg
post the big finger in your ass
>>708257111
Trips confirmed
>>708256991
Congenital, an accident or photoshop?
>>708257111
Trips are the truth!
Are they both like that?
I bet you can do some sick shadow puppets
>>708256991
live long and prosper.
>>708256991
Glad to see you're back.
>>708256991
shit nigga, i remember the last thread you made, your a cool guy.
>>708257091
Former grandmaster SC2 player, former Diamond 1 league player. Rank 1 Heroes of the Storm player. Avid WoW raider and I type at 110+ WPM
>>708257151
Nah
>>708257220
Nah my other hand is normal.
>>708257239
You too friend
>>708257245
Hello anon :3
Also here's my leg.
>>708257306
Can you send a pic of your hand so I can hi-five you through the screen?
>>708256991
Do you wear a prosthetic finger in public or do you like to freak people out?
>>708257306
So it looks like the left side of your body fucked up when forming in utero?
How is your eyesight in your left eye?
Hearing in left ear?
Is your hairline symmetrical?
Well at least you have a sunny disposition.
Do you play any instruments? What about a girlfriend?
>>708257306
All those are faggot games, so it's irrelevant.
HOLY OF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? ALIENS!!!!!
>>708257600
>faggot games
yeah, totally agree anon, cod all the way
>>708256991
How do you masturbate with such hands
>>708257663
Burnt
>>708257600
Shut up faggot. This anon is an inspiration to other gimpy anons
>>708257600
>Look at how insecure I am
>>708256991
>Parasyte.jpg
>>708256991
Hey mate, i had your previous screencaped thread in my old HD, long time no seen.
I wanted to know some typical shit, like how is that malformation called?
can you make a fist?
have you got 4 fingers, or the big one is actually 2 fingers merged into one?
Are you self-conscious/ ashamed of it?
What are the advantages of having a hand like that? there must be several i'm sure, like some kind of welfare or alike.
Also, it seems pretty healthy, not like the hands of those whith medular birth damage that can hardly breathe.
Nice to talk to you man, you've always been one of the coolest guys around.
>>708257527
I want this post answered. I'm interested.
>>708257487
this
>>708257527
Doctor dingus over here
>>708257306
i dont believe you son
>>708256991
nobody cares
>>708256991
Always reminds me of the Elites from Halo for some reason
>>708257466
sure! Here you go
>>708257487
I just roll with it
>>708257527
hearing is sliiiiiiiightly worse for specific frequences, eyes are fine, hairline is ok
>>708257586
I play trumpet, and no gf at the moment, just a fwb
>>708257718
only 1 hand is like this anon. Though I often use my left hand to fappity fap.
>>708257843
Axial mesodermal dysplasia
I can make a fist, I can take a pic after this one
yes my 2 fingers are merged
always self conscious about it even if most dont care
the advantages are never waiting in line in amusement parks or airports
have a good one anon
>>708257968
He's partially right actually
>>708257843
Totally read this to the tune of 'stan', was not disappointed
>>708257762
He likes to play games that gooks and brasils play, not my fault he's good at garbage. I'm good at shitting but I don't make a big deal out of it.
![894d2174d3a1f73228305a5b955440c6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r9zW1sK.jpg "894d2174d3a1f73228305a5b955440c6[1].jpg")
Do you give your son The Claw®?
>>708258062
Heyyyy, thanks for the hi-five pic buddy!
>>708256991
You'd make an excellent arbiter
Ever play a prank on someone you just met with that hand? Surprising someone with an awkward handshake or anything?
You seem like a cool dude, even if your taste in vidya is questionable
>>708258115
>not my fault he's good at garbage. I'm good at shitting but I don't make a big deal out of it
That's actually pretty funny.
>>708256991
How many kids do you scare per day?
>>708258284
According to my calculations about 2.8
>>708256991
lobsterman, bet you could make the ladies happy with that claw
>>708256991
Kinda reminds me of American horror story freak show guy , the ladies must love that finger blasting.
>>708258062
ayy lmao
>>708256991
Live long and prosper OP
Mind posting another pic , I still don't believe this shit is real....
>>708258388
American horror story
>>708258468
Laughed to coughing fit.
>>708256991
Have yu stuck that claw up a pussy?
>>708258417
You beat me to it damn
thanks for sharing this dude, i think you are an awesome guy, i agree w the other anon, i. think you can please the ladies with it man :)
>>708256991
So ... your dick looks normal?
>>708258256
I am also starting the reactor
>>708258284
Kids are actually the coolest about it.
>>708258274
Once I used some stage makeup to make a shopped off fingerlet in the gap.
Aside from that I usually use my leg for that, since you don't notice with jeans over it.
A friend will grab a big tree branch and run out of nowhere to smash me in the back of the leg breaking the branch, which always freaks out onlookers.
>>708258388
>>708258417
I prefer to use my right hand, left hand is uncomfortable for me as I'm right handed.
>>708258444
ayy lmao
>>708258522
sure
>>708258522
I knew a guy in high school like this. He only had the hand that was missing a middle finger, the rest of him was normal. He had both normal legs, unlike OP, but he as played trumpet in band like OP.
>>708258662
If you ain't first , you're last , punk bitch.
>>708258748
Ironically, his name was Justin Glover.
>>708258098
Kek'd
>>708258740
you're a pretty handsome guy, no homo.
>>708258904
Kek
I remember seeing you post before.
I can't remember if you're related to the famous Lobster Boy or his descendant that's on AMC's old show Freakshow.
>>708258062
you give the xbox controller "claw" grip a new meaning
>>708258123
My goddam sides are in orbit
>>708258740
He posted his face smh. fuck this ima kms
>>708258740
OP what do you think of this?
Want source?
ive also seen yoir thread s before im an oldfage as well
>>708258740
It must be highly gratifying to give someone the middle finger.
>>708259185
OP here, I do
and disregard that I suck cocks!
>>708258935
>>708258740
jeepers no shit, handsome face makes freak hand even cooler
>>708256991
Do you need to phone home?
>>708259185
huh, what is this?
>>708259185
Not op , but moar!!
Come on OP
>>708258740
Ha, thats pretty rad. Are there any questions you expect to get with these threads but never have?
And like that other anon said, pretty handsome. Would suck/10, no homo
>>708258809
Kris? Is that you? Give me a call if not go fuck yourself cock gobbler
>>708259532
Shake and bake!!
>>708258098
lmao
everyone has something, good thing you are not depressed about it
>>708259095
I love the xbox controller, it feels so right in my hand nigga FUCK
>>708259185
gurl a cute but why is she a giant? Neutral/10
Hanako is my waifu, see pic
>>708259216
hello fellow oldfag xD
>>708259218
hell yeah
>>708259405
I also run the crack game we can sell the coke on our own just the tip just the tip
>>708259478
suck my fingers anon :3
I've probably had em all through all the half yearly threads combined to be honest. Every thread has its own general direction of questions.
h-hanako my waifu...
>>708256991
Stop shitposting and start the fucking reactor.
>>708259315
>>708259430
>>708259445
sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=597267
Keep on keeping on OP. Your a fuckin cool dood!
What was wrong with your leg? Same as hand or something diffrent?
>>708258740
>I am also starting the reactor
I kek'd
>>708259776
Read the thread newfag.
bump
>>708257306
One finger less but much more skill to compensate, i envy you anon
>>708259754
What animuuuuuuu is dis boooowz?
>>708259754
show your feets
>>708256991
Was here for last thread.
>>708259953
I've never felt like my hand was the limiting factor, even at top level play. Always decision making mistakes.
>>708259787
Same cause as hand. It's shorter and weaker.
>>708260170
okay gimme a bit
>>708260142
Katawa Shoujo
>>708256991
Neat.
get rid off the thumb. than your hand looks like the one of mewtu
>>708260312
MY NIGGA
It's been years dude holy fuck I need to get the fuck off of this website
show your 4 fingered hand on your dick
>>708260312
danks mate
>>708260312
Where do you buy gloves?
>>708260796
Costume store
Welcome back
Friend of yours?>>708256991
>>708261660
nah
>>708261646
thanks!
>>708260796
I just wear regular gloves with 1 empty fingerlet
>>708260451
I need my thumb :(
>>708261772
WHERES THE FEET
>>708261829
PATIENCE
>>708258740
I was just lurking, but OP, you're actually worth a gay experience. Im not a faggot but damn I'd do thngs to your thing.
Now that the home shite has been said, man you're cool, instead of being one of those fuckers that have nothing but self-pity you're really nice about this... It would be easier to start a Feels thread and complain about how "unlucky" you are, but fuck that.
If I find you, I'll kidnap you and make you my wife.
>>708257723
Underrated post
>>708261946
yeah, me too. what a sauve boy this is.
>>708261772
I need to see the phone home finger in a glove.
>>708261946
Yeah man like this guy is obviously fucked in the head but you could use that big finger like an anal bead for sure
>>708262304
Sure I could, but meanwhile this (pic related) is all you will ever have
>>708256991
Show us how you masturbate with that hand
>>708259185
woah a human sized asian girl
>>708262447
now I'm confused dude I meant you could use that finger as an anal bead on some chick while you're fucking her I hope that isn't your dick
>>708262626
I know, but I won't share, I want his finger for me kek
And who knows... It's a cock's mistery, I'd show you a gif as well, but they banned me last time I did it
>>708256991
When you were a kid did you have to go to any special therapists, clinic etc. If so do you find those people are all kinda pervy? I have cerebral palsy and when I was in my early teens I always felt like I was one hint or question away from getting fondled or blown.
>>708262898
dude why didn't you do it?
>>708256991
Are you inbred?
>>708256991
You have an x-ray of your hand? Would love to see that
Are you a Virgin OP?
>>708261946
why is there so much fucking ass kissing in this bread.Op isnt a asshole get over it
>>708262898
>Theyth comin fher ma dihk
>>708262898
never gone to those
>>708263052
nope
>>708263293
nope :(
>>708263419
Nyet
>>708263857
STUMP PIC
STUMP PIC
STUMP PIC
>>708263857
Hand stand request
>>708263857
Stand on your left leg without the right leg and post webm of your leg breaking in half
iwouldkillmyself
>>708256991
This is what happens when your parents have the same parents
thoughts on this?
>>708264346
Nah, i think it's even worse. I think his parents have the same parents AND the same grandparents
stream u cutting them off
>>708256991
Interesting case of phenylketonuria.
It's more than likely due to your mother using artificial sweeteners with phenylalanine when you were in utero.
Is your main in HotS Zeratul?
How old OP?
Kudos, you seem like a good man
>>708263857
>etnies
throwing it back real far OP
>>708257306
>Nah my other hand is normal
Which one do you fap with?
>>708257306
If you weren't B+ on iCCup server on Brood War you're a noob
did your mom do drugs
>>708264747
It's not what it is. Attempting to sound smart when the condition is mentioned in the thread just makes you sound twice as retarded.
>>708265010
mid 20's
>>708265203
both
>>708265217
I played WC3/AoE2 back then, mainly AoE2.
WC4 when?????
>>708264366
>girl with dick
yes
>furry
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>708264144
I can do that fine.
>>708263977
It isn't a stump, look at the part where my foot goes.
>>708264902
LK/Jaina/Hammer
>>708264747
>>708265395
Chill bro, I didn't catch that until I scrolled down. On mobile, my bad.
Still nice claw. Would high 4/5.
>>708265333
check'd
>>708265395
Were you born this way??
>>708265666
>Still nice claw. Would high 4/5.
no pun intended? KEK, also noiceGET
>>708265666
Satanic trips means truth.
>>708256991
Two in the sink, one in the...oh nevermind.
>>708265395
What does your dick looks like ?
>>708258062
You ever fap with that hand?
>>708265985
Jesus m8 - he's already answered this question twice.
Read the fucking thread.
>>708256991
Did you know your missing a finger
>>708260312
Oh no, he's got my nose!!
>>708258740
Why do people with creepy hands always look like pedophiles?
>>708265435
Get cancer and die
>>708265921
ET's finger
>>708265985
>>708265395
>both
>>708258062
>only 1 hand is like this anon. Though I often use my left hand to fappity fap
>>708256991
>>708265985
fukkin retard
Did you ever post your hand on Yli /int/? I vaguely remember this hand.
>>708257600
Sc2 isn't a faggot game. It's deader than a door nail and wasn't really fun from the beginning, but it's a real game.
>>708257239
Kek
You remind me of the guy who could bend his erect penis. Anybody else remember that thread? I saved some pics he posted
Can I have a pic of your face?
>>708266714
He already posted one
I have gained build badly live benefiting job in fact the lucky highlights kitchen strangers xterm
>>708266672
moar
can you jerk me off?
>>708266783
Yeah I know but I want moar
>>708266808
I have a screencap of the thread, but the upper part of his face is blacked out and 1 post is missing. I didn't save the face pics. Want me to post the thread?
Shredded a treatment knife function
>>708262898
>>708263823
>underrated
>>708266903
of course
Hey, I remember you from an old thread. I also have fucked hands, but from arthritis.
Godspeed, nigga.
>>708265666
>demonic trips ftw
>>708257306
pls show your face.
>>708258062
how old are you?
>>708258115
Lol the levels of autism are unmeasurable, kys faggot and do us all a favor
>>708256991
CHEEKI BREEKI from BMRF says hi!
>>708267273
Let me shrink it down. Max file size is 2MB apparently.
>>708258740
damn,you're pretty good looking anon! i'd like you to finger me with that hand
>>708263857
Don't dirty the mother tongue you bastard. If you were a Russian invalid you wouldnt get the pucci
>>708258062
What did she say or do, the first time she saw your hand?
Can you post a picture of the girl?
>>708256991
3D
is it you?
say hello to Jovem nerd for me
Can we see your penis?
>>708256991
Holy shit, I remember you. Aren't you the guy who colored his entire hand green with a fucking marker after somebody requested you prove that you weren't a Ninja Turtle in disguise?
>>708258062
if your 2 fingers are merged it's called syndactyly. a more severe case when the bone is merged.
OP, you sound like a total bro. Is being 'cool' about your disability a way to mask deeper insecurities? Or are you really just fine with it?
Also, are you gay? Just asking.
>>708267724
Haha, fuck that reminds me I've seen screencaps of that thread.
Is u votin fo trumps?
>>708267522
Gonna try rearranging this to make it thinner because the tard I got this from made it too wide. Might try using a different format too
Do you jerk off with that hand OP? Have you ever tried it?
>>708265395
>girl with dick
Mah nigga.
>>708267558
here you go, pic of her.
>>708267724
ye
>>708268092
nope
>>708268844
all about that trap life nigga
>>708267506
YO CHEEKI WHATUP
And so was the day that OP was not a faggot.
pic kinda related
>>708256991
Start the reactor, Quaid!
>>708268969
>nope
Fucking dropped.
>>708267273
>>708267522
Sorry for the delay. Converted to JPG so it should work.
>>708269125
Forgot the fucking file.
>>708256991
your hand reminds me of Lord Lockhraed's hand
>>708268969
Her nose is like "The game" but she's still sexy. You're fucking even with your messed up body parts, and I'm not. Feels bad man.
>>708268969
She looks very young, what age is she?
>>708268969
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>>708266311
God I fucking love that someone else thought of Oddworld
>>708269395
we are too old for 4chan
>>708256991
I remember you
>>708269215
I used to be a loner virgin till I was 17, then I figured what's the worst that can happen? And asked a girl out that I had a crush on.
She said yes, haven't been rejected since.
>>708269369
24
Another ex girlfriend
>>708269489
Yeah what are a coupla smucks like us still doing here
>>708269738
I am mainly here to promote unshaved girls ;)
>>708256991
whats your favorite mad max
>>708269626
It's a shame the thread slowed down that much, but you're a cool guy OP. Keep it up.
I even used apostrophes in my post which I only do for the _real_ cool guys.
>>708268969
Did she smell your hand
can you flip the bird
>>708259783
thanks bro
Welcome back weird hand anon. I feel blessed for going to /b/ at the time your thread was still up.
>>708257111
Jurassic kek
hey i remember you!
All hail crab-man!
wait can we see another pic of leg/foot? im a bit confused still
How do you flip assholes off?
>>708271735
sure thing buddy.
>>708270490
yeah
>>708270734
YE x3
>>708271436
thank
>>708271711
hail
>>708272044
What does it feel like? How does it feel compared to your normal hand?
this is me, would you date with me?
>>708265395
you dont even have a foot
>>708272044
can the sock come off?
>>708259754
>oldfag
>xD
That smelly smell that smells kinda smelly.
Hello Mr. Crab-Man :D
I've seen you long time ago here, your hand always brighten up my day,
you are awesome.
I'd love to high five with You. :D
>>708256991
I think you're awesome!
>>708256991
Been a while since I've seen you post bro, hope you're doing good
>>708269211
at least one
rate me /b/ros
im going to cut off your hand and dry it out, wear it as a necklace
if only you had a foot..
>>708272558
Yeah I do you blind ass nigga
>>708272649
Yeah, it's just for my legbrace to prevent blisters
>>708272715
>>708272783
>>708272810
thank!
>>708272874
That aint you but 9/10 would give a reach around to
>>708272900
>Yeah, it's just for my legbrace to prevent blisters
That was more of a passive aggressive suggestion rather than a question. I'd like to see a pic of your foot. Unless you're too embarrassed about it, of course.
>>708258062
Awesome hand bro!!!
How do you deal with hot weather? Do you still wear the sock and jeans to hide the brace? Or do you go full on hotpants and own that shit?
>>708256991
Where would even begin to be recruited for tourney play, even for those with normal hands? I suppose it's easier to go for cash prizes with 1v1's but.. idk, I just wish I could prove myself.
I'd be more than willing to learn and put forth the effort; it just feels wasteful to practice and not get any closer to financial freedom.
[LoL, cs:go, etc. Anything where one can exploit frame by frame and combo off]
>>708272900
yeah i dont see any foot
you ever try to make your other fingers go together so you have two crab hands?
>>708256991
can you write ''finger me timbers J'' on your left hand please, many thanks x
>>708258740
woah Anon is pretty handsome
im the bone collector.
ill scrape the skin off your hands and bleach your finger bones as trophies.
how do you masturbate? faggot
>>708273871
with his hands faggot
>>708266672
wtf I can do that, it hurts like hell but I can do that.
>>708261660
Are you the author of the journals?
>>708256991
Do you play an instrument, OP? Seems like your hand would be good for piano or trumpet.
You stupid beast you deserve suffering
What's your favorite thing about humans?
>>708258740
Is your Dad also your Brother?
>>708266311
My nigga!
>>708268969
Why are chicks bedrooms so fucking messy all the time?
>>708272044
>photo from 2013
...
>>708257306
>Former grandmaster SC2 player, former Diamond 1 league player. Rank 1 Heroes of the Storm player. Avid WoW raider and I type at 110+ WPM
So basically you are a Wizard
>>708256991
kek
>>708256991
what do you think about this board? Compared to what it was just a few years ago.
Seriously
>>708258062
Bet you've mastered 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink
she said yes!
>>708258740
youre a good sport op. tell me is there any improved strength in the hand?
what is Charles Xavier like?
I bet op is really good at those claw machines
please insert 50 cents for 3 more keks
>>708274835
That's a good hand for 1 in the pink and 1 in the stink
>>708274699
I was good a few years ago, now I just can't handle it
>>708258098
my teas gone cold I don't know why
got out of bed at all
>>708256991
Have you thought of being a Major League Baseball Pitcher?
>>708274835
cant tell if girl or boy hand
>>708263857
>etnies
My fucking sides
>>708274835
E.T phone home
>>708256991
Fuck yiu, faggot hand!
I've gotta hand it to you op. quality thread.
op - have you ever visited a palm reader?
>>708274173
lol very funny!
>>708257306
Sc, hots and wow are dead games. Whats ur rank in csgo
Holy shit OP where did you go to Highschool?? I met someone with a similar hand
>>708259218
He has no middle finger you moron lol
>>708256991
rofl, my ex had 6 fingers, had one removed to fit gloves and not be looked at. life sucks, i loved it
Could you choke a nigga out with one hand?
>>708275864
he still has one perfectly normal hand
>>708263857
Damn! Dat is carbon fiber is cool!!!
>>708262898
Pretty sure that was just you misinterpreting their emotions. Empathy can come across as desire if you're not used to it.
>>708275090
I ask because Antonio Alfonseca was born with extra fingers. He learned how to pitch, and made tens of millions of dollars.
You could do this too.
OP, if the science go so far that you can amput you and place a robotic hand that work perfectly, do you go for it or no?
For the leg i'm pretty sure it's a yes, but for the hand, i don't know!
>>708275052
odd chance this is you OP, i agree.
its literally fuck all but bananas and banana accessories. i never lurk this piece of shit anymore, so im pretty stoked to see you back here.
have a good one
>>708272900
Do you have any X-Rays of your hand?
>>708256991
Privet, Egor.
>>708276125
Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown also had a similar genetic gift as OP.
He too, made a shit-ton of money, and got laid in every city he played in.
>>708259185
any idea of the source?
>>708276125
>>708276436
Jim Abbot was missing a hand entirely.
He went on to a rewarding career in MLB that included a No-Hitter.
>>708257091
Nah, hes pretty good at cod, he can play claw
>>708276743
nice
>>708274092
do you even math?
>>708256991
>>708276743
>>708276436
So howaboutit, OP?
>>708272900
are there any perks of having a hand like that?
I remember when I broke my hand for a year and became pro at using the other one for everything.
>>708274835
shoop
>>708256991
>>708258062
>>708258740
>>708260312
>>708261772
>>708272900
>>708256991
Considering you are a physically inferior human being and a have a bad genetic makeup and basically a mutant.
Do you have any superpowers to top it off?
>>708278506
I think his fist fit in my butt more readily
>>708279111
Care to show what do you mean??? like, with some pics?
>>708256991
The chosen one has arrived . Only he can't finger fuck hillary Clinton with one hand
