Fresh YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fresh YLYL
my college is having a live stream on youtube, please enjoy the chat::::::::::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrLDgjmGCFE
>>708234980
He is right though...
>>708235062
they just closed it down
Holy fuck. The amount of cancer in this thread.
Here's an OC story:
>Be me
>About 13
>Have 3 neighbours out the back that share a long driveway
>One is a mud hut that terrorisers live in
>Arab neighbour is picking up pebbles off the driveway and trying to throw them through the fence gaps at my dog
>Other Arab kid is a double agent and informs of the attack
>Confront that rag head cunt
>He starts throwing the pebbles at me
>I'm on my lawn defenseless taking Taliban fire
>Haven't cleaned up dog shit for a week
>Just pick it up bare handed and start dropping dog bombs on Baghdad
>Taliban reinforcements arrive in the guys younger brother and sister
>I'm outgunned but my RPGs are to be feared (rapidly propelled grogens)
>Young kid from another house next door arrives and joins the fire fight
>Shit and pebbles raining down as the battle intensifies
>Lawn is nearly cleared of dog mines
>Pick up my final turd
>Toss it over the fence
>It breaks in to 2 pieces mid air
>Direct hit
>Terrorist sister gets blasted in the chest
>Taliban forces retreat to mudhut
>Me and neighbour kid celebrate the victory
>Return to base
>Go to the kitchen 15 minutes later and look through the window to see the devastation
>See the Taliban leader hosing dog shit out of the garage and down the driveway
>Taliban forces had been defeated and would never recover
>I am now feared
This whole thread is retarded and boring.
>>708235527
not OC.
>>708235741
Only wrote it a few hours ago.
>>708234680
>>708234703
>>708234869
good stuff
>>708234580
https://youtu.be/0ph9Nm_6O30
Lost
>>708234580
>Just enjoying these spicy memes before the banana comes
>>and he will come. He always does.
>>708235248
Nope.
Why major in something if you're not in it for the money? Why not just go to the library, join communities or buy the curriculum books if it is really for your hobby or some kind of enlightenment?
You go to school to get a job and make money to provide, easy. Not to have fun or to learn something for fun.
This honestly makes me laugh harder than this ylyl stuff. "Follow your passion and money will follow" is bullshit, you get money by offering your skills that you learn in school (that you don't learn in bullshit majors) and whatever people would pay you to do. Welcome to the real world jackass.
>>708236436
Feg
>>708236499
And this is why I don't want to work.
>>708235527
Absolutely amazing, I shall buy you a beer. Keep it up anon.
>>708237692
The more you think about it the funnier it becomes. Good job anon.
>>708237811
I now have a sudden urge to make tacos
>>708235527
lost
>>708238300
Checked.
>>708237678
What the fuck is that anon? Come on man you can do better.
>>708234703
is that the guy holding a sign and saying " it's free speech, you communist faggot " in some webm?
>>708238440
Anon you're the reason this site is dying. Kys.
>>708237678
You fucking faggot retard cunt.
>>708238008
<3
>>708238516
kekd, i think some pee came out.
yhea shit is weak today and is my fucking /b/irthday!!
Actual OC, fresh today.
>>708238748
well, happy birthday
>>708236499
Enjoy your fruitless life, corporate slave.
>>708236436
Lol cut it out
haha thanks bro!
>>708234580
But its not funny anon. We are fucked
>Media sweeping this under the rug
>We are all going to be stuck with shillary
You're all a bunch of fucking pseudo intellectuals who think you are so superior and intelligent because of the works you have read and studied but in reality you're all a bunch of fucking assholes who waste your time with this nonsense made by people who also wasted their time on nonsense for the sake of fucking time wasting.
Fuck you all , I quit this shit board, this shit website and shitty ylyl. It's all useless shit that makes you feel like you're better then you actually are. You're all a bunch of fucking resentful meat bags that judge and curse people AUTISTIC AUTISTIC ohhhhhh I bet you fucks have questioned yourselves constantly if you really are autistic or not.
Go back to reading your marvelous ylyl threads and shit posting your amazing intellectually rich stimulating posts. Fucking faggots. Fuck you I'm out and never coming back to you pathetic miserable fools.
>>708238759
that anon dodged a bullet right there
racism may have just saved his life
>>708238440
that's actually a girl though
my tranny radar is never wrong
>>708239349
Oh, here's Mr. "Big Shot", You think you're cool because you don't use windows. Well want to hear about what I use?
I'll have you know every program I use, from my os, to the drivers, to my internet browser, i program myself by typing 1s and 0s in my text editor (that I made) then just saving the file as .exe.
And the computer I have? Yeah I built that myself too. I don't mean I bought some shit off new egg and threw it together like you did, I made every component personally. I hand made my motherboard using spare coathangers as wireing, and welded them together (soldering is too mainstream.) I handmade all the resistors, capacitors, everything.
I don't even have a hard drive, i just personally memorize all the numbers of my data, and manually input them as numbers into my computer whenever I want to access it. The keyboard I use is actually just 2 buttons, for binary. I don't need the crutch of having more than 2 unique characters for input.
So think about that next time you feel special.
>>708236436
I like laying here and pulling random pubes out by hand.
>>708239349
3/10
please post something funnier or GTFO
>>708239469
>Needs two unique characters to operate computer
Kek, GTFO normie
>>708239469
Wow, check your privilege! I am a demi-transpolar-jazz-funk-fusion-core binary liquid queef toilet who identifies as a can of peas identifying as a dog trapped in a crippled and mentally disabled mexican dentist. My prefered pronouns are queefinator and clit master
>>708235527
Not funny. Not cringe. Just fucking boring as fuck. Work on your delivery.
>>708235741
Not even funny
>>708238068
These old Cartoons were gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U
>>708236436
I'd rape her too, her dad had good taste
>>708239739
Those were the good times
>>708234580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dy7g1YRe8I
>>708235856
bruh....
>>708236436
cut it out with the cancer
>>708239721
lel i relli like this 1 i wish i could give u reddit gold but this is 4chan! pm me ur reddit username and ill gibve u gold
>>708234825
Weren't we all?
If I get dubs, I'm gonna an hero myself
>>708241801
Reroll, please, I don't wanna be here
>>708241834
Pls god
>>708241801
>>708241834
>>708241874
I'm also ready to go, rollin along
>>708241801
If I get dubs I'm gonna kill a person then an hero
>>708241955
Well here we go
>>708236436
Damn sneaky cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fXkUSj-TrM r
kill me, Pete...
>>708234580
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RGDxtpsGghw
>>708236499
>being a slave in 2016
>>708236436
B ryh
>>708236499
you're taking it way too extreme though.
So is the fucktard in the pic.
You can "follow your passion" and still be able to make a living, it's just that that living will probably not be as good as people who study shit to get a good job. Unless you're half-assing it, then shit like art can still make you money. Women studies not so much, but if it's what you want in life and you don't mind being poor, then good on you.
BUT! Don't complain that people who actually are studying shit that they might not exactly enjoy a whole lot but are doing it for the money, are somehow "lucky". Don't complain about how hard it is to pay off your loans, because you should have known that that would be the case.
Basically, both choices are valid, but you have to take responsibility for whatever you choose, and not blame other people for your shit.
>>708241953
Kill me pete
>>708241406
>are you angel?
>no, i am but mouse
manly tears are shed everytime
>>708241955
Deliver
>>708242926
I am attempting to
>>708238865
>>708242225
>being poor in 2016
>>708241953
Please kill me, Pete. I'm so tired :(
>>708234580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0TX7a-LHls&feature=youtu.be
>>708236436
hahah,great pic
>>708243434
why would they keep that in the final cut of the episode? that is so fucking retarded. Im not laughing, im pissed
u will are
>>708243451
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>708243451
>>708243532
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>708236436
fuck you buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6hzheSQ7fU
>>708235265
fuck these retarded nigger ass memes.
>>708235425
This is the niggeriest thing ever.
>>708235702
fuck, food netwerk gets me every time.
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708241953
>>708238440
You're full of shit, that's YOU!
>>708236436
Cut that shit
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708236436
Faaaag
>>708236436
only for safety
>>708236436
Pls no
>>708242671
women studies is so gay.
People who actually major in that shit need to be killed.
>>708234580
>>708241953
kill me pete
>>708238820
Nigger
>>708234869
>slav squatters
>Swedish vodka
come on....
>>708236436
Fine
>>708236436
fag
>>708236436
...
>>708234980
how is that funny? Are you retard?
>>708235090
Lost
>>708236436
fk u
>>708236436
boy
>>708240498
>January
>>708236436
Nigger
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708236436
Ugh
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708238748
>is my fucking /b/irthday!!
Somebody, get this guy some tits. Stat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp9eVM5qrec u
>>708239349
1/10 couldn't get through the first sentence, didn't even rage.
Try harder, and maybe make better use of spacing, no one wants to read a wall of text.
>>708242795
i dont get this, what dose it mean ?
i am not an english native speaker
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete.
>>708241953
kill me pete
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
Lame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp9eVM5qrec
>>708235425
>>708241406
>the brightest lights shine the brightest
>>708241953
kill me pete
>>708248405
It means you need to learn English you smelly foreigner
>>708241953
Pill me Kete
>>708236436
Fuck
ausfailian beer ad >>708248461
>>708236436
fuck you
>>708249694
But they kill gays? And homosexuality is encouraged in the west
>>708249776
See what you did there
>>708249776
>saves thumbnail
Gtfo newfag
>>708249950
You think your memes can stop me??? Im unmemeable!!!
>>708249776
h8 u
>>708250087
That's the troll dumb cunt. You think it's a guide to trolling but instead you get trolled
>>708248578
N-no h-homo! Bro!
>>708237678
Lost
>>708250087
Doesn't get it
>fucking idiot
>>708249776
>3 KB
nice try
>>708249776
its too small to read you fucking idiot did you honestly save the thumbnail isntead of the full image?
>>708241953
"Kill me, Pete"
>>708241406
This isn't feels thread, why you make me cry
>>708250249
You just got baited so hard xDDDDDDD. Il have you know im an oldfsg anf i know but just the fact that u replied to my bait means your a total newfag xDDDDD. Now hide you noob! And never will you shinr again under the shadow of my gigantic e-penis!
>>708235959
6 times, enough to hurt and be bloody, not enough to kill. If he comes back, I know he would give me what he owes
>>708250408
Kek, you fucking idiot.
>>708249776
more like guide to being a lonely loser. i pity anyone that uses that
>>708238865
>>708242225
>>708242671
>2016
>calling other people slaves
>not realizing that money = freedom
>>708237546
i wonder if that girl in the backround really was the one in the horse porn video
also if anyone could link it, it´s a classic
>>708250581
>>708250535
>>708250416
>>708250364
whats this maxo thing about?
>>708241406
YLYL
No laughs were had.
Rip little timmy.
>>708250408
Are you that dumb? You're getting trolled you autist
>>708237546
Anyone got the one where a guy on /b/ recognized one of the feminists from a video where she blew a horse?
What will you do when Hiroshimoot deletes 4chan
>>708249901
Nothing gets past you.
>>708237546
He looks like Henning Wehn
>>708248951
lost
>>708250683
Dumb person forcing meme. Ignore.
>>708250479
Jokes on you playboy, I was trolling.
>>708248951
Kek
>dat pause
>>708250472
Saved!
>>708250746
Go to another chan.
>>708249776
every ylyl thread ever
>>708247934
hahaha /b/ some of you fools rock!!
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708236436
Fuck
>>708243451
>>708243532
>>708251166
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your banana shitposting for two whole years now. Think about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two years? In two years, a baby can be born, learn to walk, speak, and, if it's advanced enough, even be potty-trained. The very fundamentals of motor skills, human interaction and sanitation can be learned by a mere infant in the span of two years. That's the amount of time you've spent ruining YLYL threads on 4chan with pictures of bananas. While there are babies out there opening their eyes to the magic of their very own existence, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks Lori" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favour of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you’d rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users to "save it, it's all yours my friend."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when I say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with a stupid fucking picture of a banana.
>>708241953
kill me pete
>>708239349
See you tomorrow, faggot.
>>708241953
kill me pete
>>708236499
Dude why are you mad at people following their passion. Les competition for wherever you want to work right?
>>708234837
I don't do ig
Please explain
>>708251395
wannabe pasta, 2/10
>>708251395
Save it, Lori
>>708241953
kill me, pete.
>>708236499
Seconded. Even more so in countries where Universities are mainly funded by the government.
>>708236436
Fuck you
>>708241556
Post more ratto faggots, I don't have it saved
>>708250566
> working a job you hate for money = freedom
someone swallowed all his pills like a good boy
>>708239133
Best match ever
>>708241955
>
So who you going to kill?
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete.
>>708236499
This man speaks the truth. Only reason I'm in university is to make a lot of money
>>708249776
Best trolling in this thred
>>708250746
hiro is a scammer, he's literally swimming in cash and you idiots are falling for it
>>708242671
Sick fuck off. I'm sure you have a impact on your computer once, but you will never be. screen faggets. Lol I was a great man 8 o'clock and the morning and will be at 6oclok Toni g t. Talking is cheap but actions are like diamonds in the rough, and trumpest are are only hope. He will erase student debit and make college great again.
>>708241556
The fucking g-force the poor thing would've felt. ;-;
>>708249069
the joke is on you. I'd rather see someone get their head cut off than some whore's ass. I usually enjoy looking a women's ass but It's just where I'm at in my head right now
>>708252647
Edglord 9th grader right here
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708241406
did this faggot check the mouse's pulse? he probably went into a healing coma and the douche buried him alive
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>Nothing in this thread is even smile worthy you stupid fucking niggers.
>>708236436
kys
>>708252710
I'd like to watch your head get cut off. I wouldn't feel bad for you, not even a little bit.
>>708243499
They probably knew about it and thought it was funny
>>708250746
He's selling our mined data, that's what he did with 2channel. I'm sure he's making decent money doing it, what a jew.
>>708239349
You're her forever and you know it, you peasant cocksucker.
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete
>>708252908
YLYL threads aren't and will never be funny
>YLYL threads aren't and will never be funny
YLYL threads aren't and will never be funny
>YLYL threads aren't and will never be funny
YLYL threads aren't and will never be funny
>YLYL threads aren't and will never be funny
>>708249776
>>708234580
how did verizon support know about this post. Moe didn't put @verizonsupport, so how did they find it that quick?
>>708251710
thanks for posting this will be very useful
>>708253231
He probably has their app on his phone. Or any app that has tracking software in it.
https://youtu.be/fOu9GzACZh0
>>708249342
The briefest lights u schmekel hound
>>708253339
it's about time a triangle got the recognition it deserves. I played the triangle in my high school band and all the girls practically lined up to fuck me. I almost went pro but lost the feeling in the tip of finger that I held the striker with in a chainsaw accident. I could've been a big deal
YLYL
>>708235856
lost to this
what a shame
>>708236436
I hate u
>>708253888
lost to file name
>>708251541
They're gigantic creepers that are rapey as fuck
>>708253706
i liked my version better
>>708253888
Partial Arts??
>>708253996
Those fucking arabs have practically taken over younow. Old arab guys get on cam with 13 year old girls.
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete.
>>708254193
stump fu
>>708236436
Wanker
>>708253888
The way of the flipper
>>708254303
close quarter wombat
>>708252007
It's funny because these people think jobs that require a degree even have the possibility of incurring as much misery as a fast food or retail gig.
>>708253996
Her puss is the only meaty thing about her
>>708246143
>>708253131
they used to be before spiderman and banana. probably fucked forever now though
>>708234735
someone explain?
>>708254841
bitch look like the grinch.
>>708234905
the fuck is this tumblr shit??
>>708236436
kike
>>708235856
is this retarded humor or is there joke about misspelling?
>>708251525
I actually agree with you. Fuck those who study to do something lazy and leech off of society, I'll get paid more.
>>708241953
Kill me, Pete, have lived enough
