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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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I read my friends diary and used all of the techniques to get her to like me, now she is my wife.
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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>>708234631
cool story
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>>708234469

i come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.
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>>708234469
my mothers acquaintance attempted to digitally penetrate me whist in the rear of my mothers automobile
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>>708234469
I'm the guy who made the giant owl statue of Bohemian Grove. I was asked to be a part of it one year, declined it.
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I still obsessively think about a guy I met nearly 3 years ago and only spoke to for a month

LIAM IF YOU'RE OUT THERE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM A LIFE DEPRIVED OF THE GLORY OF YOUR EXISTENCE!!
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>>708234959
>>708234959
>>708234959
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I have no secrets, go ahead and ask me anything faggot
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>>708235065
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do you not know how this works?
>faggot
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>>708235041
my name is Liam
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I'm so unbelievably lonely that I'm seeking conversation on 4chan at nearly 4am.
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my mom lost custody of my sister and I shortly after my sister turned 14, I was 12. My mom went to Vegas and left us with a "frimy mom lost custody of my sister and I shortly after my sister turned 14, I was 12. My mom went to Vegas and left us with a "friend". My sister and I had never met this man but for the next three days he was alone with us. He started right away being wierd. He immediately took his pants off and walked around the house in a tank top and his underwear. He told us to go to our rooms and not bother him. For a few hours all he did was drink and watch porn on tv. I fell asleep eventually but was woken up loudly when he burst through my door naked with my sister who was also naked. My sister also had a black eyes and bruises on her body. She was also leaking his cum from her pussy. He threw her at my bed and said now him pointing to me. My sis cried loudly and shook her head, I was so scared I couldn't talk or move. He pulled out the hammer he had in his other hand and hit the doorway a few times. He forced me to rape my sister. But that's not my confession. We went to live with my grandparents after that. I would rape my sister two more times on my own after we moved in. The first time she fought a little but it wasn't nearly enough to stop me. But the second time was the last because she didn't resist at all and while I was doing it she kept saying it was ok it wasn't my fault and she forgives me. I kept going and came in her again but I felt the worst regret I've ever felt. I couldn't look at her and avoided her for what seemed like forever back then after I turned 18 she called me and had me come to her apartment. Nothing happened but talking and we talked about everything and I apologized to her and she forgave me.
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>>708234959
wtf does a card game from the 1800s have to do with anything?
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Tbh i like to sit down when i pee
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I have no secrets. You're all in my head already.

When we become God, we'll all know everything about everyone. At that time there will be no secrets. That time will occur in the near future. You all know my secrets then, so what's the difference?
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>>708235108

why so lonely fag?

tell me about yourself.
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>>708235108
I told you that secret in confidence anon, now you are telling everyone. Oh and it's almost 5 here.
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>>708234959
Aahh...you never have have a true secrets thread without one of these
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>>708235213
what are you talking about? this is my first time
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>>708235065
Holy shit gtfoutta here dumbfuck
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>>708235199
I have no idea. I'm married. I'm productive. I have friends. But i still have this overwhelming feeling of lonliness. Like there's no one that i can really talk to. No one that i can be 100% honest with.
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i shower with my niece's and nephew's dogs. its not sexual though and i just help them clean themselves. their parent's know and they're ok with it.
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>>708235204
Oh shit. i thought i hallucinated you. My bad.
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I was molested by my uncle when I was 6 and I enjoyed it.
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>>708235160
It's the true way bro
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>>708234469
The only reason I am with my girlfriend is so I can get at her 13 yo daughter
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>>708235301
>No one that i can be 100% honest with.

be honest with me then. whats wrong with your life? do you have repressed homosexual fantasies you cant live out for fear of being branded a cock-knobler?
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>>708235379

i molested my faggot nephew when he was 6 and i think he enjoyed it.
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>>708234727
No you didn't
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>>708235390

not bad. now show us her tits.
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I still don't know when I'm high. I've smoked weed a couple of times this week and I just don't feel like I'm getting high. I'm not even expecting an insane high. I feel stupid whenever I smoke because I think I'm not as fucked up as everybody else.
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>>708234469
Ive always wanted to kill myself, and my biggest fear is that i wont die. As stupid as that sounds.
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ever since I got raped I can only have sex while totally wasted and my husband has no idea that I am literally always drunk when we fuck
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Shared all my very sweet and harmless ex's nudes online, considering getting back together with her only so I can get more to share and see how far I can push her
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>>708235384
Its so much easier
And the best part is you get to sit down
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>>708235471
Little faggots always do. Better to teach them how to be a cum slut at an early age
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>>708235262
Well dear newfag this is how it goes
You'll understand over time what I mean...time and experience

But seriously don't ruin your life and for the love of all that is good please leave and never come back to 4chan
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>>708235575

sounds like you have some experience in the topic.

share with us anon.
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>>708235390
Isn't that literally the plot to Lolita
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>>708235301
Same here. I'm atheist living with a religious maniac. I have some weird sexual fantasies sometimes, and she's ultra conservative.
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>>708235437
Was raped repeatedly from about 8 until 15. Have fucked up relationships with people. Trust issues. I can fake an excellent well adjusted exterior. And thats the part of me people see. Thats the part they know and i cant let them see anything else. My spouse knows some of it. But only the surface. Only enough to explain the nightmares and flashbacks I used to get.
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>>708235565
Best part is that you don't don't have to aim your dick to make sure you don't spill on the seat

It saves so much effort
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>>708235681
That's got to be rough. It just feels like I've got this whole other part of my life that I can't share with anyone. If they saw how fucked i was that would be it. Goodbye illusion of normalcy.
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>>708234469
I got a few
-I have a chiari one malformation (a weird brain tumor basically) and almost none of my friends or family know
-thought about raping all of my close female friends and almost have a few times
-I have basically every fetish possible
-unsurprisingly, I'm emotionless 95% of the time, but no one has realized it yet
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>>708235691
>Was raped repeatedly from about 8 until 15.

Who raped you?
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>>708234959
>digitally penetrate

Haha nice
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>>708235849

my dog. he was a mastiff.
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I saw my 15 year old cusion let her dog fuck her. I saw this when I was 18 never said a word to anyone cause I didn't know what to say. Plus it made me honry to watch it. I was mowing there yard and saw it throw the window. I was scared at first but then went back to watch. She was on her knees doggy with her face in a pillow on the floor. I even tried to catch her doing it again but never saw it again. I jacked off to it a lot.
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>>708235390
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>>708235135
Pics of your sister ?
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>>708235681
Your wasting your life. Tell her how you feel
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>>708235849
Guy who lived around the street where I grew up. He was a few years older than me. I was always jealous of the kids that got raped by adults because at least they got presents out of it.
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>>708235830
Not to mention if you're sitting down you can take out your phone and look at memes
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>>708235833
I am the trustworthy one. Everyone spills their skeletons to me, because they trust I'll say nothing, when really I have no reason to tell anyone, and forget most of what people say anyway, because I can't tell anyone anyway.
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my niece is my daughter.
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>>708235301
None of those apply to me except the loneliness and honesty part.
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my standards are so low women treat me like i have none, i worry that nearly any of them could physically seduce me with little effort
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>>708235966
How many other kids got raped?
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>>708235992
Same here. People end up coming to me with all their shit.
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I'm thinking about voting for Hillary just so I can tell my grandchildren about ww3. That or die in a nuclear fire.
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>>708235340
what about cats or other pets?
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>>708234631
More details?
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>>708236004
>my niece is my daughter.

Your daughter is your niece -- hmmm, how can this be?
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I lost my best friend because I was madly in love with him. I still am. I would just message him all the time even after he told me to fuck off. Timmy, I'm sorry bro. I dunno what's wrong with me.
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>>708235978
Yeah right?
All of that wasted attention on your dick can be used to accomplish so much more in those sweet seconds of bliss

God I'm so happy I can talk about this
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>>708234860
I don't believe you.
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when i was 6, i had a family. i had a mother a step father a sister and a friend and plenty of pets. i was allowed to run wild wherever i chose. I was a strage child and ym step father i guess molested my sister until one day she got fed up. i had a wild imgination as a 6 year old and thought i could talk to animals turns out my "sister" asked me to get her a snake i looked at her and said i shouldnt but ok i used some 6 year old parsel tounge magic then LO AND BEHOLD it was the one and only coral snake my mother hadn't been home for about 3 days at this point and would still be 2 more days till she came back. So the then molested sibling took the severly poisonus snake into our step fathers room and made it bite him so many time. then my friend comes over and theres no supervision so my sister begins using blood and shitting over everything then starts a fire then beats herself up. and runs out the house crying she wrote my name over everything in blood piss and feces then tried to blame our stepfathers death on me so my friend bro comes in without missing a beat i was ready to be killed at this point but he runs up and stops me from taking the blame by throwing a propane tank on the fire. then runs out the frpmt door blaming everything on me ANYWAY.
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>>708236004
Please share the details
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>>708236070
No idea. There was one girl who lived around the same street. But she was domineering. They were friends and usually teamed up against me.
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>>708236141

we used to mess around when we were teens and she got pregnant.
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>>708234469
My ex bf got me hooked on cheese pizza, like whenever I eat that's all I want. I want a new bf I can share my pizza with but I have no idea how to find this.
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>>708236078
Sometimes I feel privileged, other times - I'd just really like to have some plausible deniability instead, and not know.
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>>708236004
Actually took me some time to figure that out
Well played
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>>708235839
I guess I'm too boring for 4chan, I think that's a new low
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>>708236204
With who? So you knocked up your sister? Paint us a picture man
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>>708236204
You and your sis - but your daughter/niece is normal?
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>>708236222
Yeah. Some things are better left unknown
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>>708236148
I never knew there were others like me
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>>708236004
>Nice job newfag
I only came in my sister when she was on birth control.
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>>708236313

she's normal. no extra fingers or anything. but i did worry a lot while sister was pregnant. my family is very religious, so sister didnt want to abort.
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My cousin and I touched each other when we were younger she was 10 and I was 13. She apparently saw my aunt while I was sleeping over the one night touching my uncle in the middle of the night. She slyly came into her brothers room where I was sleeping and woke me up by grabbing my dick. This hsppen a few times with her jerking me off and me fingering her until we got caught. Didn't really get into trouble other then "we shouldn't do that". Still to this day we have sex with each other and keep it to are selfs. She is 20 and I and 23
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>>708236508
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

That being said - "Cool story bro"
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>>708236288
No one cares about me lol
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>>708236209
you m or f?
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I use to spy on my girlfriend's hot daughter showering.
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>>708236707
>No one cares about me lol

How do you know this?
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>>708236679

whatever.
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>>708236742
>I use to spy on my girlfriend's hot daughter showering.

And...
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I can't triforce.
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>>708236773
Just seemed too far fetched
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>>708236209
I recommend domino's or pizza hut, guys that like cheese pizza usually hang out in those sorts of places.
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>>708236707
Here here broski
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>>708236742
>I use to spy on my girlfriend's hot daughter showering.
How?
Results?
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>>708236778
And I watch her undress. Better than I imagined
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>>708236808
Really though? My response to him was true...>>708236490
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>>708236754
No one bothered to talk to me, just like the majority of threads I post in
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>>708236877
Hid my phone in a tissue box
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>>708236313
Nothing will happen in first generation incest.
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>>708236878
Anything else?
How many times?
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>>708236889
Don't be sad anon sometimes in life uh things, uh, forget it.
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>>708235526
Last time I did that I was bnned, so no

>>708235680
Is it? no idea, never read it
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>>708236919
so... pics or it didn't happen?
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>>708236161
Cont.

Then after tapping into dat magical hellion i call my instincts i hide in the woods.the as im about pass out from hunger some time later a wolf tries kill me. i snap it's neck as another one runs up to me i side step it and choke it then snap its neck. 2 more appear then another one. then 2 more dragging up a carcass we eat. im a part of the pack. this carrys on for abount 2 months. im later found. and suddenly told that there is a case of rabies.
some hunters find me shoo the wolves off then start a fire feed me cooked food. and give me a knife and leave me the fire they started. i wasn't i slept nect to the fire as a lion tried to kill me in my sleep i turn to my side kill it by stabbing it in the neck the severing its spinal chord i put the fire out. cut open the lion and gut it cover myself in its blood. i camoflauge myself, incase anyone comes along.
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>>708236889
Feel some human connection would be nice, yes

It is necessary. Our emotional lives are contagious - no matter how much we rationalize otherwise.
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>>708235100
Neeson?
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>>708235108
I think a lot of us are in the same boat. I sat on 4chan the day before yesterday for over 12 hours
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>>708236508

I have some clinical experience into this topic. Tell me, did you guys live in a small dwelling or apartment? Share a bed or room? Both parents work?

Anything like that?
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I've had sex with 3 boys ages 12-13
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My cousin came me a hand job in the back of a suburban on a family trip. It was 2am and everyone was sleeping but my uncle driving. That was the second time I cummed. She just whipped it up with her blanket she did hand job 2 more times and gave shitty blow job about 3 times then nothing after that just experimenting I guess she showed me her tots and would let me gradually them with clothes on but nothing after that. She just wanted to play with my cock.
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I sucked cock so hard I blew a blood vessel, my name is OP
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>>708237003
literally takes 2-3 minutes to evade a ban, depending on how fast you can make the changes in your router and restart your computer
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>>708236733
M
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>>708237066
Can my emotional life still be contagious even if I don't have emotions (often)?
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>>708235041
I am also Liam
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>>708237179

small house my mother got when my grandfather died, but he lived with us for a while.

we didnt share a room or bed but our mother was never home cause she worked. so we used to spend a lot of time alone after school.

so i guess you're mostly right.
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>>708237278
>even if I don't have emotions

stoic is an emotion
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>>708237174
What's wrong with us all?
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>>708237403
well, nothing since we're sitting here chatting basically
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>>708237245
Oh I know how to ban evade, get new IP and delete cookies, but I already managed to get a lot of my available IPs banned, so not going to risk it right now
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>>708237344
I see. No supervision.

How old were you guys when you started sexually experimenting.?
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>>708237503
OK, suit yourself
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>>708237509

16 and 13.
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>>708237456
Good point. Mostly just referring to the fact that the only time I can be candid and make connections with people is anonymously.
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Went to a party with drugs

2 letters of heroin for myself. Maybe 2 or 3 gramms of mdma to sell.

Snorted half of the first heroin letter. Poured second one and leftovers of the first one in a grip like the mdma.

Idk why

Some guy wanted ro buy some mdma

Gave him the heroin instead by misttake

Guy collapsed and had to rush to the hospital.

I stayed until the party was over.

Noone knew

Idk if hes still alive
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>>708237503
>already managed to get a lot of my available IPs banned

Do you pay for a static IP or something? Dynamic IPs are usually reassigned (without your help), and you can get pretty high range change just with a little experimentation
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>>708237587

And how old when she got pregnant?

How old is the kid now?
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>>708237625
There is safety in us not knowing each other. I'm sure I'd like most of you less irl
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I have had sex with the drawfag bawble
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>>708237729

16. my niece is 10 now.

I feel like you're trying to psycho analyze me. whats going on?
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>>708236733
Want to chat?
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>>708235301

Because you dont really have friends, because even your wife judges you.

I met my wife ina mental hospital we both were there for ptsd...mine from war, hers from rape.

We lived in a car together travelin europe for 6 months.

No secrets ,honesty only. She is my best friend. We both dont work and spend all day with our son who will turn 2 tomorrow.

Im retired from the military and make enough money from VA disability to live easy.

Life is great and she has progressed so much from when i met her. Ive progressed as well but im more lkke the man she met.

Nothins perfect OP. JUST ya knkw...stop being a faggot
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>>708237774
>I have had sex with the drawfag bawble

Post results and or rating/10

Describe strengths, weaknesses and lessons learned
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>>708237739
There is. It's comforting knowing I can tell you my secrets and then will almost never encounter you again.
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>>708237812
>I feel like you're trying to psycho analyze me. whats going on?

yeah man, it's all crazy in here
wew lad

I'm feeling it too
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>>708237814
not into cp myself, just interest how many fems are into that. they seem rare
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I have a lot of "fucked up" fetishes that I want to play out, but at the same time I hate sluts that are into the same fetishes.

Even worse? Even if I found a girl that shared my fetishes and wasn't a slut, I wouldn't want to date her because I would never date somebody with the same fucked up fetishes that I have.

I'm going to die alone. That part's not a secret though.
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>>708237015
its a great story

some people come walking up to the campsite. i open my eyes and look directly at them i was standing flush against a tree. i sneak up behind them without making a sound and look at them. the old man is explaning at how i gutted the monster who tried to kill me.
then freaks out after he realizes i've been next to him. he pushes me back i ready the knife. then i fall on my back and hold my knife from my chest. a Freaking Cougar jumps out from the brush and hauling payload behind it my Brotrayer. he stops and does a slide as he finds me he looks and signals at everyone telling them to hide. as he hides in the brush.
A panther comes jumping though everything.
brotrayer parkours off a tree into the back of the panther as i dont move and inch while i try to thrust my knife against its underside.
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>>708234469

i banged my cousin when i was 16, she was 20.

i banged her younger sister later when i was 19, and she was 16.

i'm trying to bang my younger cousin now. i'm 30, she's 21. i made out with her once but no sex yet.

i never graduated from college but i tell people (and my parents, who paid for it) that i did.
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>>708234469
I truly believe there is no psychological or physical harm in a prepubescent kid having a sexual relationship with anyone, as long as the child enjoys the sensations and the presence of their partner.
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>>708234984
Why did you decline?
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I fucked my ex while she was asleep
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>>708237816
I know he judges me. He judges me as weak. And he doesn't even know the majority of what happened. I know things are never perfect. I'm just bitching about how lonely I feel on an anonymous message board. Also i can't really help being a massive faggot. It just sort of happened that way.
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>>708237844
It may as well not even be you that is telling me, it may as well be someone else, someone totally different of whom I'll never meet, ever and wouldn't even know if I did.
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My secret is... I'm the reason 4chan is kill
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>>708237812

I'm not trying to analyze you. I am just curious about your situation because in my profession we often run into situations like yours and very often the same circumstances keep popping up in cases where incestuous relationships between young siblings develop.

Not trying to judge you or give you a hard time. Just wondering whether or not you're happy with the outcome and if you have any issues pertaining to the fact that you can't be an actual father to your "niece".
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>>708237970
I disagree when it comes to men messing with girls.

When it is voluntary young boys playing with women, then there is less harm imo.
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>>708238030
That's the best part. So I've bitched quite a bit. You have anything to get off your chest?
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>>708238130
Wow you have an opinion that nobody else in the world has.

Gosh you're so unique that you had to add this to the conversation.

Gee golly I sure wish that society didn't view women having sex with children as a bad thing, then maybe all the women raping young boys wouldn't go to jail!

Oh wait. Oh wait no that's exactly how the world works. Everybody lets women fuck children and they don't end up in prison, or even if they do it's for relatively little time and they don't even get murdered while in there!
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>>708238152
Sometimes I do, but not now. Feeling pretty good atm - didn't catch your bitching actually
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I have been planning and training to recreate a spree of murders across the California southland.in similar fashion to hotline Miami for almost 2 years now and have everything almost worked out to a tee... but with pedophiles first and then eventually known über leftists with doctored evidence at each site condemning.them of crimes...my reasoning is simple, the police force cannot combat crimes of morality and I've never found it inherently bad to murder so long as the person being killed has imposed more negativity into people's lives than you are by killing them
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>>708238250
Ah it's in replies to other anons. Feel free to dig around the thread for them. Glad things are going good for you anon.
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>>708237154
Post more man, she has a sexy body. how old is she btw?
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>>708238289
dexterlike?
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>>708238235
It's just my opinion, and it seemingly rare.

I just think that when i was a horny boy, a woman would have had fun being my guinea pig and no harm could possibly come from it

However, I feel the emotions of girls are more fragile.

I'm a sexist, but I think little girls should be left alone - I just do.

I went to school from a very young age with a girl that was totally messed up from the man that was messing with her.
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>>708237285
Does your last name start with a P?
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>>708238089

im happy and dont have any problems with not being able to say she's that mine. i know i cant anyways. plus the only other person i care about knows so its not a big deal. no one else has to know.
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>>708236412

The 'peeing while I sit' revolution is earning a lot of reputation in these threads
Our goal is to make every male anon realize the overwhelmimg benefits of urinating in the seated position and we believe that by 2025, with the continued of our follwers, not a single anon will pee while standing

You are now part of this revolution
Spread the words 'I prefer peeing while sitting' to every thread or you mother will die in her sleep
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>>708237970
most girls are physically capable of having sex with a adult size penis by 9-10yo. they also can get full pleasure.
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>>708238408

Thank you for answering my questions.

Good luck anon.
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>>708235565
>mfw dick touches toilet bowl
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>>708238334
OK.. so, what is your major complaint? cause I'm lousy at looking for things like that

I'll listen and respond appropriately
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>>708238379
Pretty much
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>>708237509
Static IP at this place, dynamic at home
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>>708237836
Shy as fuck, not nearly as adventurous as her girlfriend, covers her face. She is fat, so she resists getting totally naked when she can. Head game is decent, deeepthroats and allows face fucking
She swallows.
Also her drools.
She also used to be a prostitute on some game called second life.
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>>708238437

im afraid to ask.... how do you know this?
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I like to smell my own dick.
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>>708238466
Well then you must have a pretty big dick
Call me
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>>708238437
I disagree with this. I think there is too much at stake - and I think the laws are too harsh, but I think little girls should be left alone until they mature to at least 16-17 (depending on maturity)
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>>708238466
This shit is the worst, or when it touches the water. Fuck.

Most of the time I have to hold my dick up so it doesn't touch the toilet bowl or the water, but it's been a problem for so long it's just natural to me so it doesn't really bother me.
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I'm not gay, but i got my dick sucked by a 60yo man
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>>708238449
would be cool, how do you know?
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>>708238471
These are me
>>708235691
>>708235833
Basically fucked up childhood. Have trouble having normal relationships. Have the basics of a "normal" life but I'm constantly lonely.
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>>708235549
He knows.
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>>708238425
I'm sure it's great if you have a small dick that doesn't reach the water.
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>>708238569
>Also her drools.
kek

so, lessons learned?

Never again or will do again soon or in the future or but not the pasture?
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>>708238646
>I'm not gay, but....
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>>708235966
Uncle Greg fucked my ass for 45 minutes last Tuesday, but at least i got this sweet huffy to show for it.
Lol
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>>708238675
Do you talk to your m8 a lot? if not why?
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>>708237965
i was complete hellion mode, trying to kill every deadly anomal in sige i was terrified.i laid back and let out a sigh of relief as a bear showred up and all of a sudden 4 people are trying to kill it. i was hungry when all of for some reason the old man asks me if i ate i pretty sure i lied and said yes. as he turns around and swats a bat out the air. he turns arouns and tell me to kill him. i started crying. then he brougha knife to me and i turned into a littel beast threw him off me he threw me off as i stomped his face it broke his collar bone then took a knife to him again i put my body weight against him as he tried to stop me he threw me off again so i run back and slice his throat and try again as he's choking on his own blood i stood to his side watching i couldnt bring myself to finish it. so i tried to pinch his arteries he grabbed my knife and tried i grabbes his arm and relocated it. the knife was point at him he used his other hand as i was pushing down to slow me i kept pushing he used 1 arm but it couldnt stop me from peircing his heart as i stood over him as i stood up i heard more voices in the distance brotrayer dmanit why.
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>>708238739
I had an aunt who was raped by an older man. He would buy her clothes and toys. Take her out to eat places. I was like "fuck. Seriously?" all i ever got was a face full of dirt and some nasty bruises I had to explain to my mom.
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>>708238739
My dick would be too sore, and I certainly wouldn't fuck a boy's ass in this or any other alternate universe.
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>>708238571
from a somewhat recent scientific study. cant remember exactly where i read it, but ill see if i can find it. closest experience ive had is fingering and giving oral to a 11yo girl
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>>708238631
fucking beautiful dude. You still get oc or no? would hate to miss out on that.
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>>708238719
Lessons learned are she's a bitch's who will ghost you if you fuck up even just a little bit and her girlfriend will ghost you too. I would fuck her again if given the chance
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Ive been with "escorts" off backpage or craigslist, most dissapointing, some fun, always love trying to finger their asshole lol but im trying to stop since I thijk its a waste of money, been 3 months since the last time.
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>>708238778
We talk sometimes. Not as much as we used to. I don't know why really. We've been together for almost 10 years. I guess there's not a lot new to say. Not to say I'm unhappy with it. Stability is nice.
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>>708238672
damnit wrong post
whatever
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>>708238905
right? so don't fuck up

Seems like a lofty order, but OK - sometimes pressure builds character
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I fap to my little sister's panties.
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>>708238621
i wasnt talking about legal/moral stuff, just sharing related objective info about the physical aspect of sex
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>>708238889
lucky bastard

where do people find these sweeties?
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>>708238934
What makes you horny? (besides the combo of hormones) anything?
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>>708238803
cont.

After wards i stood there knif in hand to my chest an arrow knocked my knife out of my hand. and i ran like a bat outta hell.

afterward claimed the woods with various boobytraps and mis markers to keep from people when some wise guys wander in looking for me fall into all my traps except. for the last one i tried setting up. which would killed me incase i was ever captured, obviously it was disabled and unfinished, i trapped 4 people in a pit fall as i was about to bury them alive i was captured.
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When I was around 12 years old, me and all my cousins would sleep on the floor or the couches of the living room. I would sleep by my cousins that were hot, and eventually I actually got sexual with 2 of them. I would touch there boobs in the middle of the night, and they would let me. They would jerk me off and I'll rub my dick between there pussies, I was only 12 I didn't know what to do lol. Well I did it with 2 of them, they were sisters. They didn't know I was doing it with both of them, one of them I actually never talked about what we did at night. It was nice, the hotter one eventually stopped, the other sister we continued to mess around for years. She would sick my dick all the time in the bathroom lmao. Oh yeah, they were both around 3 years older than me.
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>>708238384
>I'm a sexist
you sure are dude
around that age boys and girls are almost the same
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>>708239084
>i wasnt talking about legal/moral stuff,

Me either - I was judging a little bit, but not to circumvent conversation.

I guess it's because I knew that girl, and when I see the CP, I'm looking at fake smiles and stuff or I think i'm looking for misery in their eyes. Not enjoying what I see, just analyzing it for clues of suffering? not sure.

Anyone else do this way?
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>>708239087
When he's doing something with his shirt off. Doesn't matter what it is. Doing dishes. Sleeping. Mowing the yard. Anything with his shirt off. It's specifically his back though. Like his shoulders and back muscles. Which i know is a bizzar thing to be attracted to. But there it is.
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>>708239085
that was quite a few years ago, I was 15. she was my best friend's sister. we gave each other oral quite a few times, it was fairly easy to make her cum
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>>708234469
My panty fetish has taken me to whole new heights. I dumpster dive a couple times a week for panties and at this point I have almost 500 pairs of all sizes, colours, styles, etc.
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>>708239267
10 years and your m8 still turns you on..hmmm

Ever view porn or masturbate?
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>>708239266
>fake smiles
that's why I stopped with hc
biggest turn off
non nude models often enjoy their work, so that's what I watch
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>>708239267
>It's specifically his back though.

so, you crave some outside, totally trustworthy connection to a man or woman?
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>>708239341
Yeah. I usually look at porn and masturbate about two or three times a week. Sometimes I'll get into a funk and won't do it for a while. Or I'll go on like a bender and do it everyday for a week or so.
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>>708239294
I bet she think fondly of it as well...
I wish I had been more sociable in my youth
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>>708239191
i was thrusted into modern culture i was labled retarted and dyslexic and had sever speech impediments was unable read or write very well.

i was then put into a foster home with the stranger that captures me where i was subject to emotional abuse and neglect still to this day i was sold for a kilo of heroin by my "father" afterwards 2 strangers stuck used heroin needles through my penis about about 12+

afterwards i was kidnapped again by the whore he married and molested by a bunch of faggots where my father then divorced the whore he married and used me to get custody and child support so now i have emotionally abusive and no mother. while he collects child support 250k for the next how ever many years it take and he saves it them meets a woman in a bar and i play pinball and just wreck taht shit.
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>>708239438
I do. And there's something nonthreatening about a persons back. The trust in turning your bare back to someone. I think that's what I like.
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>>708235839
>Milroy's disease here, my genetic abnormality is rarer than yours and causes more issues, but I don't feel the need to tell everyone I possibly can. Get 1up'ed scrub.
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>>708239406
>non nude models often enjoy their work

I think I've gotten a slight turn on from younger girls that were voluntarily playing on cam and stuff and uploading it on their own... just a curiosity to me to see those young girls so willing to touch themselves or show themselves.
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>>708239577
>>708239438
Would you want your m8 to know? if he knew, would he care if you confided in me?
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I pretend to use the flashlight on my phone to "watch her suck my dick" but really I'm filming it. She has no idea.
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>>708239552
>I wish I had been more sociable in my youth

if you stay in good shape, dress nice, and have a nice face, sometimes awesome things can happen.

stay fit bro. best advice i can give you.
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>>708239747
Does she swallow?
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>>708239617
I've seen a video of a 10yo girl Masturbating while dirty talking
Talking about how much she wants a dick and cum in her pussy
super hot
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>>708239552
she probably does, it was her 1st sexual experience, was really fun for both of us.
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>>708239810
yes, i prefer to cum on her tits though.
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>>708239752
thanks
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>>708239833
wow! totally candid?
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>>708239709
Know that that turns me on? He knows. I assume. He probably wouldn't want me airing my issues on a public forum but he doesn't like that kind of thing in general.
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>>708239869
>Know that that turns me on?

yes, and me too
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>>708239911
well, snap

>>708239960
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>>708239896
yep
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>>708239575
cont.

after setting up that whole routime your in highschool now im gonna commit suicide my dumb ass kicks down the door and asks for 20 dollars so i could go to FNM i save this huge faggts life by accident. for a card game. i had no clue why i did it i should have let him but no. he used to act like oh man god calling then the fucking belt which i tried it with. i wana beat him with it for being so useless. im about to almost be homeless and jobless while he comfortable with his new house his job and almost wift i dont even think they're actally married they're just engaged. This faggot flaps his wings so hard he knows that if i go near him he can jsut fall like a rock. and then drink eveyr night to forget all the shit he put me through to get where he is.
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Girl behaves noticeably different towards me than towards other people.
She seems kinda shy or nervous almost. But she is always "busy" when I try to meet up with her. (but claims that we should hangout, but never gets back to me)

I really don't know what her deal is.

If she saw me as just a friend, she would probably treat me the same as any other friend

If she saw me as more, then I would think that she would wanna do something one on one, and get back to me about meeting up

If she saw me as neither, she wouldn't carry on long conversations with detailed replies. Wouldn't claim that we should hang out, wouldn't have given me her number without hesitation


Shit she does or did towards me:

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
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>>708235041
Im not Liam but my dick smells lika a Liam. Unless youre a dude then it smells lika chuck.
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>>708240032
Natural life is exciting. I guess it's why I'll take amateur videos of women being seduced into cheating over scripted nonsense any day of the week.

Natural human behavior is much more exciting than some for-profit dude telling them what he wants.
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>>708234631
Bravo
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>>708239911
We can't identify ourselves on here, we simply cannot but I want to keep chatting with you
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>>708235135
Shiet. I wish i had a rapey sister so i could get laid jk great story though and i wish you the best of luck in your life.
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>>708240081

TLDR; i've been exploited by trump and hillary put together since the age of 6.
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>>708239617
>>708239896
another fav of mine is an Asian little cutie, sitting on a vibrating chair and getting lightly tickled by some guy with a feather

I know enough Japanese to tell that she often said how good it felt
you could really see that she's enjoying it too
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>>708240027
Life is generally decent for me. Just the crushing lonliness and the fact that I can only be completely honest with internet strangers.
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>>708240251
Well i can't sleep. I'll be on here for a while
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>>708240278
I saw an asian mom sit on her son's hard dick for the camera.. it was a turn on.
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>>708240258
I want watch the world fucking burn.
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im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
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>>708240319
I'm waiting to hear some outrageous story that makes me think about something crazy

An unsolvable problem would be nice
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I separated from my wife 3 weeks ago and am too ashamed to tell anyone so I've been sleeping in my car and showing at the public showers before going to work in the morning. Will probably gas myself tonight. Have already written the "letter" to my two young children.
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>>708240344
>I saw an asian mom sit on her son's hard dick

He was really too young, honestly, but I'm betting his mother's warmth felt nice and cozy really.
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>>708240445
how does one vote for hillary or trump when one hates that which has been set forth by both at once.
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>>708240445
Not sure I can help there. I mean my life has been a bit fucked. But not conteplate craziness fucked. And i have no unsolvsble problems. Just problems I don't have the balls to solve.
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>>708240482
Why did you leave the house they're at? were you helping to pay the cost of the home/apartment?
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>>708240445
well, there was this one time I was on a boat. It was a dark and stormy night night. The ship was sinking, and the captain said to me, "Tell me a story, my good friend." And so I began... "The ship was sinking, and the captain said to me, 'Tell me a story, my good friend.' And so I began... "It was a dark and stormy night night. The ship was sinking, and the captain said to me, "Tell me a story, my good friend." And so I began... It was a dark and stormy night night. The ship was sinking, and the captain said to me, "Tell me a story, my good friend." And so I began...It was a dark and stormy night night. The ship was sinking, and the captain said to me, "Tell me a story, my good friend." And so I began...It was a dark and stormy night night. The ship was sinking, and the captain said to me, "Tell me a story, my good friend." And so I began...
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I am 13 a have a big dick
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>>708240088
Maybe she is dening the fact that she wants the D
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>>708234860
liar
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>>708240548
too late to argue about politics for me. I'm usually up for the battle, and no one is giving way, no matter how fucked up it is.

>>708240588
Well, it sounds like you at least know how to examine what is going on, and calm down, not to ruminate and so forth, yes?

I'm pretty bad about ruminating - I guess for now I don't have to worry about that.
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>>708240638
>I am 13 a have a big dick

Enjoy your ban, you big dick kid.. go to sleep and study in school tomorrow.
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I used to fuck with my brother when we where young. Loke 10-13 years old. Now he´s in another city. I miss his cock. I think he made me gay
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>>708240588
>>708240733
Ever give yourself a 30 minute break from ruminating about something that is really fucking with you badly?
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>>708240733
I have always been good at distancing myself from situations and analyzing them
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>>708240590
I paid for everything. Worked 14 hours a day for the last 10 years to put a roof over the head of my family and food on the table. Wife had an affair 6 months ago because "I don't show her enough affection" because I'm always working. Then can't get over how I can't forgive her. Am just over it. The worth of a man these days has been reduced to nothing.
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>>708237972
Accidentally shoved a 12 inch dildo repeatedly up my asshole, couldn't walk properly for a while
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I killed 2 people last week. Ran over them.
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>>708240868
I'm good at that
>>708240877
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>>708240905
not enough
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>>708240880
>I paid for everything

You should not have moved out. Go back to the house and exclaim your right to live there. She cannot kick you out. This is your time and your home. Go back home anon.
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>>708235531
you're not meant to be smoking the weeds your mom pulls out of the garden faggot
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>>708240922
well, then..it sounds like you have a good plan for mastering your emotional life. I'm having trouble pegging you as having any emotional difficulties, due to your tools for dealing with things when they get heavy.

So... you're probably pretty happy, and this is not uncool.
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when i was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
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>>708241065
Thanks. I had to either find a way to deal with myself emotionally or break down completely. I used to be extremely self destructive. But ive since channelled that into other things. You grow. You adapt. Or you get sent for psychiatric evaluation or self destruct.
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>>708240922
>>708239488
>I usually look at porn and masturbate about two or three times a week

What kind of porn turns you on the most? be honest.

If you could define and find the PERFECT porn, what would be going on in it?

What would the stars of the porn be like?
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Bitch please. I killed a man a few months ago. Drunk dude crossed the street runing and i couldnt stop. . http://www.elsiglodedurango.com.mx/noticia/648429.murio-atropellado-en-la-madrugada.html
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I am so desperate for human contact that I date anyone who remotely shows interest in me.
But then I start to hate them when they expect a lot out of me.
Except for one. A fucking long distance relationship.
Stephanie, you fucking faggot, you could have come here so easily. But I guess I wasn't worth it, huh?
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>>708241176

bullshit. i took her v like two weeks before she turned 11. she lied to you anon.
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>>708234469
I killed an innocent girl that my CIO thought had some dirt on her. The girl's body still hasn't been found, but I visit her every year and cry.
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>>708241298
sure anon
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>>708241231
Fucking Stephanie, man
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>>708238034
Shut up moot
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>>708241235
I did her when she was 9
she told me she's not a virgin anymore

what game are we playing here?
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>>708241197
I like violent porn. Usually with young looking girls. Guro. Lolli. Never cp. I can't do it if its real kids involved. But things where the person is made to suffer but ends up enjoying it. It mirrors my first sex experiences. Torture and pain but still somehow with pleasure mixed in.
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>>708241214
Pic related. Taken from the news
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>>708241178
Do you cry? What makes you cry if you cry?

Have you stayed off drugs for mental illness?

I stopped taking meds in 2011. I was on paxil, and it was good. It made me have crazy hard-ons that would last half a day, and sometimes fucking or masturbating would not bring orgasm.

But, when I would fail to take them it made me feel like I was being electrocuted.
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>>708241214

and you're proud of this shit?

kek. stupid beaner.
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Sometimes I would like to screw my sister, but idk how to tell her out introduce the idea to her. I don't expect advice but it would be nice. Anyways there is always that thing on the back of my head just saying sociopath, monster, etc. Anyways any advice? But again don't expect any.
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>>708234469
I got my 11 yo daughter pregnant, whoops
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>>708241438
Im not. But its my secret. Should i be ashamed? Shit happens. I wont let this small incident haunt me for life.
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>>708241397
What would happen if your m8 brought his friend home, and surprised you by tying you up and both of them having their way with you (roughly), then kindly treating you to dinner and a movie afterward?

Just curious.
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>>708235680
>>708237003
nah, on lolita the guys goes with the old hug for the money. stays for the 13yo pussey.
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>>708241473

OMG you too?...

holy shit, i got mine pregnant as well!

how far along is yours?
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>>708241424
Weird things make me cry. Sometime songs sometimes movies. It could be something I've heard or seen a million times and then bam one time it'll make me cry. I haven't been on antidepressants for about two years now. I was on them from about 6th grade on. I started self harming and my mom thought they would help. I think they fucked with my memory. I basically weaned myself off of them and taught myself to deal so i could be functional.
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>>708241512
I wouldn't mind it. He wouldn't do it. He hates the idea of threesomes. Ive tried before. I would actually like it quite a bit. When he'd get drunk he used to be really rough with me. Until i cried. And then he would hold me and make me food. That was probably the best sex of our relationship.
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>>708241520
gotta love russia
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>>708241532
>I basically weaned myself off of them
I did the same. I don't miss them either, except for the crazy hard-ons that seemingly would appear out of no where. Jeebus I really am fucked up in some ways.
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>>708241231
fuck stephanie man, hope she gets eaten by ants
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>>708241654
I didn't get those with them. Which kind of sucks. I was on a combo of antidepressants and antianxiety meds
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>>708241473
>>708241528

I have the weirdest boner right now.
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>>708241633
Would you still love him and respect him after he and his friend both orgasmed inside you and on your face?

later on...
What if he teased you gently about it, while he was making love to you? would you get embarrassed?
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>>708241633
>>708241781
I'm thinking of some crazy shit now, so shall i lay it all out?

I think you really want to be "used" hard... sounds like great fun and totally doable of course.
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>>708241781
Of course i would still love him. I would love him no matter what. He's the one who really turned my life around. And after all the shitty self destructive things he put up with from me i would do anything for him. I would probably get a bit embarrassed but not much.
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>>708241963

you're literally getting off to a fat dude pretending to be a girl.

fucking kek.
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ive been fucking my friends mom for more than 10 years now.
even made her preggo once... she took the shit away and we continued... she´s been married 2 times during this time.
the fucked up thing is that she still calls me almost every friday/saturday night and want to suck my cock... i only fuck her cuz i feel sorry about her...
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>>708241963
Sure. Lay it out for me
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>>708242050
OH that's awesome - so, you have to of course demonstrate your caring at all times for your m8 - never denagr8.

>>708242052
who knows right?
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>>708242202
I try to. I buy him whatever he wants. I take care of his needs. I do what i can for him.
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>>708235680
> says it's a plot from movie
Have you ever even been outside ? Many movies have plots that can/has happened before faggot
Have u even heard of Independence Day?
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I refuse to donate during clan wars.
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>>708242101
>Sure. Lay it out for me
One problem, the inquisitor here: >>708242052

But, if you do something that shows you're a femanon, then open the floodgates - we're pretty much shut off?
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>>708241459
Would someone answer some of my questions in my previous post above please.
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>>708242418
>Would someone answer some of my questions in my previous post above please.

Perhaps not a lot of us have experience in this department - go to /r/?
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I fucked a sr. in HS, and a 36 y/o probation officer in the same year. Both bareback.
Both had sexual trauma take place when they were children.
strangely, the 36 y/o typed, and had the cadence of a 16 y/o.
I have a fiancé outside of those two, we've been dating since 2008, and got engaged this year....
I want to be a good guy though.
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>>708242418
Hey, they ignored me when i confesed a murder above, expect the same.
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>>708242405
Sorry dear. I'm actually a femanon pretending to be a man. Trans fag here. Also i don't do pics. So either go on or don't. I'm lonely. But there are a million other places i can post for conversations.
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>>708242512
>Sorry dear. I'm actually a femanon pretending to be a man.

LOL. the plot thickens.
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>>708242512
>femanon pretending to be a man.
well, loneliness sucks that's for sure. I don't have the best plan for you and your m8.

Real trans don't pretend do they?
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>>708242692
No but I'm tired and thought it was clever to flip the assumption.
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>>708242738
OKay, so consider me flipped, but I have no assumption, and I have no idea if I'm really even talking to the same person I was a little while ago.

We're making entertainment for those monitoring us now.. which is really nice.
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>>708242870
True. I just don't feel safe giving pics on here. And honestly I have no idea that I'm still talking to the same person either. I'm just trusting that I am. So it comes down to you either trusting that I'm the same anon or not. And does it really matter either way? Like you said we're just entertaining those left at this point.
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>>708242738
>it was clever to flip the assumption.

it's 5:15am, so my brain flipped itself and I have no idea what you or your relationship is like, and those personal items are personal - unless they are not.
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>>708243013
>I just don't feel safe giving pics on here

Well, you know.. you can screen shot a pic, then delete the details in the pic, then post it, then we can both fap.

You can fap with the knowledge that I'm fapping at a picture of your body parts. I can fap to the actual picture.

Just cover your face in ms paint, and save as a different file name.

I'm falling asleep dammit sorry..
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>>708243281
I'd rather not. There's a lot of things my husband will tolerate. Posting body parts is not one of them.
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>>708243281
>>708243021
>>708243013
g'nite, I hope you have a terrific rest of the night.
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